Hitler's toys

[@lyndalepowell1225]

Never ask A woman: her age A man: his salary Thomas the tank engine: Where was he between 1939-1945

[@jonathanmichaelsmith9012]

You mean what side Thomas served from 1939 - 1945?

[@squrrelinice]

*shed 17*

[@ihateMiG]

He was in britain helping war effort

[@CaptainJackSparrowSavvy]

General Thomas Der Panzermotor

[@ez3831]

​@squrrelinice don't ever remind me of that video it ruined my childhood

[@aodigital9421]

I never would have imagined "Hitler the Tank Engine" to be a real thing.

[@n8vmilk]

He’s a diesel

[@Weygand_]

Well I guess it doesn’t carry only materials…

[@itsyaboiwan6416]

never would have imagined about it either

[@jerrylim6722]

alternate history Thomas, where that one engine that got bricked up was Jewish(and he's never let out again unlike how they eventually let them out in Thomas)

[@n8vmilk]

@@jerrylim6722 k

[@loveUSA12]

Hitler can dream up the most outlandish things and people still build it for him, cool

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

If you want to make it big, you gotta think big.

[@ZackShark1]

​@@jeffcarroll1990shockI mean he did make it big for like 3 years ig

[@PINYO1975]

For an example,Hitler the tank engine Actually I laughed so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HeisenbergFam]

This Austrian painter guy sure knows how to widen people's eyes with _his art_

[@paprikashman]

Get out

[@LeoBug0128]

Yes but very dangerous toys

[@OLDMANWAFFLES]

Grass, please go touch it.

[@OLDMANWAFFLES]

@l3carroarmado516homeboy has been in every comment section ever, 24/7. I’m genuinely impressed. He also never replies to comments.

[@ukeyaoitrash2618]

I don't get the joke, can someone explain?

[@tootallforyou112]

Imagine if they kept all of Obersalzberg. It would be amazing for tourism

[@banditlord8210]

I can understand why they didn’t but it is a pity, preserved for posterity and kept to give a insight into Hitlers personal life, would make for an interesting tourist sight I will say

[@exMuteKid]

i clicked this expecting a video on toys hitler played with as a kid lmao

[@DarkPsychoMessiah]

I was expecting toys of the Third Reich

[@PINYO1975]

I was expecting Hitler the tank engine😢

[@zzzmatyzzz]

@@DarkPsychoMessiah same

[@corymorimacori1059]

“This enraged his father, who punished him severely.”

[@pabcu2507]

Dude………… uncool

[@amanwhocomments]

Dude…………uncool Start the chain

[@Super-BattleDroid]

Dude………..uncool

[@crimedog8059]

Dude………..uncool

[@xxdrsomexx]

SO UNCOOL

[@spaky1954]

Man If only they just let him be a painter

[@أأسماء-ج5ع]

Blame the academy who didn't accept him

[@أأسماء-ج5ع]

They're the reason for ww2

[@ShadeOps45]

​@user-io9cj6hz6e Reparations are needed! Also Japan needa say sowwy to China and Korea

[@DarkKatzy013]

Yup

[@enalynmanaol5960]

apparently his art was really good, what wasn't good was the fact he couldn't draw people, probably the most important thing to learn how to draw.

[@aircraftandmore9775]

17:48 soilder: oh the oil pressures high again. (Engineer casually hits the thing twice to make it go back to normal)

[@user83nf3]

Basic repairs

[@geesecouchtaming7223]

Spy sappin' my floor heater!

[@Neko_Medic]

Uncle Dane approves.

[@Glenn-F-Rice]

​@@user83nf3i like your emblem.

[@Glenn-F-Rice]

3 mile island had a pesky tap tap valve

[@dauntlesswarriorproductions112]

That thumbnail is so friggin cursed🤣🤣

[@duckthegreatwesternengine6169]

Hitler is a tank engine who lives at a big station in the region of Bavaria

[@PINYO1975]

​​@@duckthegreatwesternengine6169 yes.

[@theomnicontentchannel2203]

@@duckthegreatwesternengine6169 He has six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy ball, and a short stumpy 'stache.

[@aliefabdurrahman3302]

0:07 Hitler's Personal Train the Fuhrersonderzug 8:55 Sehwerer Gustav. Rail Super Gun of WW2 11:53 Hitler's Eagle's Nest

[@zoutigkaasplankje5057]

Thank you

[@PINYO1975]

0:07 Hitler the tank engine

[@piazzollalucagordon4149]

Schwerer ;) I love this so much: "schwer" means "heavy" in German, so if we build something heavier how should we call this? Simple, "HEAVIER", "Schwerer".

[@dylanwhite3383]

Personally if i were ever to become rich in the future i want a train to be a part of my collection of toys but until then i will settle on having both wooden and Lego trains

[@georgedonnellan36]

Rod Stewart loved his toy trains. I used to work in a train toy shop in Baker Street, and I met Rod😊

[@SiiriCressey]

Hitler: Everything German is superior! Also Hitler: Decorates his chalet with cacti.

[@irispaiva]

I think that is a reference to the fact that Germans once ruled the Mexican empire, but im reaching with it, he could just thought it was cute

[@SiiriCressey]

@@irispaiva They did? When?

[@vixx-kun7686]

​@irispaiva Thats news to me

[@logger22]

If they really wanted to destroy the Gustav gun, they should have just dropped Allied commandos with thermite

[@mrdomhare]

We could have built another Bismarck for what the road to Eagles Nest cost. They really were insane.

[@aerotyoe]

shitler has toys?!?

[@TheCasualGuy2]

Adolf Litler has some cool toys!!!!

[@Metaldetecting796]

Ikr I thought he was a grown man

[@thedreflacko]

Pleasure toys 😏

[@AlexWuky]

And reichsmarshal boring as well, he had large train sets in his house

[@spaky1954]

@imathreat209ong bro

[@randallrona9618]

Hitler's Train: *appears in Thomas the Tank Engine universe with a face of Hitler* Thomas & other trains: Bruh.

[@anthraxfur]

That thumbnail. For the love of God that thumbnail 😂😂 I'm at the gym trying my best now to laugh

[@Evalnyx]

never would i have imagined seeing a video titled "Hitler's toys"

[@Pokepokeboom]

I feel like blowing up the train was the 1940s version of “if I don’t come back delete my search history”

[@corymorimacori1059]

“I was saving the planet from an Axis of Darkness, while you were back home opening National Parks! Yes!” Winston Churchill

[@kashmerlangston545]

You were born asthmatic! You're going to choke hard,while I wake up every day and chainsmoke cigars!

[@melissareohorn7436]

I'll fight you on the beaches, I'll fight you on the beats, yes! Any way you want to fight I'll fight ya and I'll beat ya, see?

[@kashmerlangston545]

I might be battling you even though I'm toasted,but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be roasted!

[@Ohmygodstfu2045]

Erb of bullshit

[@TheLilTranny]

“I did your mom last night, yes!” “Your sister is next!”

[@mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936]

New Thomas the tank engine reboot looking… kinda odd…

[@EASAustraliaNSW]

That thumbnail 😂

[@BrandonHanson]

"What do you expect? I'm Hitler."

[@HAe76]

Thomas the tank engine and austrian painter collab omg

[@OLDMANWAFFLES]

He was just an Austrian painter with his own train. They were all just working in their art in there, no harm no foul. I’m not sure what all the negativity is about?

[@durchbruchmuller7612]

I once used the hitler train from the thumbnail as a profile pic on origin. Got banned for 2 weeks.

[@o-tuathail]

ayy here before 100 views lol, i can already tell this is gonna be another fire video

[@LegendStormcrow]

I'll never get overthe juxtaposition of Hitler being into clean living. It's like finding out that satan likes recycling.

[@infernotower5428]

Never have I heard a better analogy

[@UgandanSonic]

We germans were civilized people in the 40s so yes clean is the only way

[@Shipwright1918]

He was also a bit of a hippocrite as he liked his cakes and sweets. An obsession with health was one of the tenets of the ideology as it meant the state, the be-all and end- all of national socialism, would have strong citizens and soldiers. Backfired spectacularly in that most of the inductees into the military had flat feet and other issues from over-exercising.

[@eliphas_vlka]

​@@UgandanSonicin doubt that

[@fishii8237]

That thumbnail is the hardest image ever made

[@SkillfullyBlind]

Thomas the tank engine was never the same after that episode

[@arrow1414]

The thumbnail has to suggest the worse "Thomas the Tank Engine" episode that can ever be made!😲😨

[@alejandratorreta]

Bro that's not the Polar Express it's the Hitler Express 💀

[@blagojpejov4155]

Nice work Simple History

[@PINYO1975]

For the title

[@jeepmega629]

Hitler truly had some of the most insane ideas in all of history

[@rageagainstthebath]

Many had insane ideas, but Hither had unique opportunity to actually make them reality.

[@rottenapple4404]

My son was watching Thomas the Tank Engine then this came on. What child have I just created?

[@jaysonkuek7880]

A historical understanding child

[@sharkinator7819]

That’s the power of German engineering

[@mieszko1487]

6:13 *German concentration camps located in Poland

[@Düsenwastaken]

i'm just imagining hitler having an auschwitz lego set

[@kraftwerklover69]

LOL IM DYING

[@charlessmith9903]

My grandad was 101st Airborne and he was among the first in the Eagles nest.

[@schatzkammerein]

in your dreams

[@BigLeagueChew11]

Or so he claims.

[@eliphas_vlka]

I was Hitler so i confirm

[@ChannelFish279]

I was there too!

[@LG_Official.]

If I may ask about the first "toy" do we know what class of locomotive (s) were being used for Hitler's train?

[@mapleflag6518]

Most likely not

[@jehoiakimelidoronila5450]

Also, I wonder what happened to the kitchen and heated floors. Are they still up running? Or became exhibits, especially the all-electric kitchen?

[@kai_plays_khomus]

My family's home is located at a town at the outskirts of Berlin, and my grandfather who already had grown up there told me that one day all students of his school were ordered to gather at the railway to salute Hitler who would pass by with his train. Nowadays I'm living right in Berlin, only a stone throw of distance from former Tempelhof airport which got internationally known for the Berlin Airlift of 1948/49 as well as Hitler's train's depot location.

[@geekmachine666]

🐱hello

[@kg-Whatthehelliseventhat]

Hello, My wife just visited Berlin just last year to visit her friend Suzy. She loves it there. Says it is beautiful and is full of history.

[@themarcineuu1336]

Whats the point in censoring the svastika on the banner while keeping it on the train?

[@trevormangum5272]

101st airborne division 506th parachute infantry regiment 2nd battalion E “easy” company They took the eagles nest

[@claude5520]

Blud didn't just make Hitler the Tank Engine

[@Man3171-z4y]

How much history do you want teach to your viewers “him” YES yes

[@enalynmanaol5960]

apparently he plagiarizes his information, and barely does any research, i haven't studied this topic much, but it still is possible.

[@PINYO1975]

YES YES

[@CaptainJackSparrowSavvy]

How can you plagiarize information!?! Facts are facts are facts are facts are facts. Everyone judges channels like this. Get over it.

[@angry_zergling]

Interesting to learn they pioneered Door Dash at the Eagle's Nest.

[@Momo_Kawashima]

Adolf chugged and chugged uphill, his pistons huffing and puffing along the way. "You can't do it!", said the fat airman. "The hill is too steep!"

[@sergeantschlumpf6368]

1:57 What’s an antichambre?

[@leemichael2154]

So is Goering the fat controller?

[@TJ_918]

Oh, you mean Sir Tophamm Hatt? I hated that guy, lol.

[@leemichael2154]

@@TJ_918 I was too young to form an opinion! Lol

[@williammerkel1410]

"It was time for Hitler to leave, he had seen everything"

[@DarrenSloan]

One problem with the Gustav it took a army division to fire one round that could have been used elsewhere

[@maibammeetei3742]

Hitler the tank engine 💀

[@staticaleel5068]

Honestly, I find it comically fitting to call all these “hitler’s toys” as all of these creations had little practical use in war and were practically “toys”

[@PremierHistory]

Threw them out the cot that’s for sure!

[@Ghostlord17]

its so weird to see videos or documentaries made now days that show the flag that Germany used during this time and them not be censored

[@Shadygaming215]

Why would it be censored?

[@Demonslayer20111]

Are you, perhaps, German? That's the only place I know of that censored it.

[@Ghostlord17]

I've seen lots of vids and some documentaries not shoe the real German flag, they'll just show the German cross, like games do now days to not offend anyone

[@eliphas_vlka]

​@@Shadygaming215youtube demonetization

[@malvinasArgentinas-y2t]

9:57 wen I look up I see green paint

[@JD-fr8sf]

My great great uncle worked for Eisenhower and rode on one of Hitlers other trains after the allies captured it

[@thepsycho777]

Why does this channel now keep reposting old videos. It’s so annoying to click on something thinking it’s a new upload just for it to be a video from a year ago.

[@MemekingJag]

Eh, most of their content is still new uploads, and these compilation videos are good to watch if you want something to binge. Keep in mind KZbin punishes channels in algorithm preference if they don't upload regularly, and the Simple History animations are generally better quality than they have been in the past. I feel like even if it is regurgitated content, it's at least something that's useful to the audience.

[@gekkebadmutso7426]

Deyum i thought he was talking about an other type of toy☠️☠️☠️

[@cooler_carpington]

Same 💀💀💀

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

They are long, heavy objects I can provide hours of entertainment I'll telling everyone around you that they can go screw themselves.

[@CoolNinja925]

Same ☠️

[@afiyaedwards6147]

Could you do a video about " The mustache mans " Personnel Bodyguard?

[@kneefuly_fisch]

I love watching these videos!

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Definitely put the "Loco" in "Locomotive".

[@maverick2161]

HAHAHAHAHAHhahHahshhaahahHahahHahahahahHahahahAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[@tylert6434]

Dan I mean what if Thomas the tank engine fights Adolf the tank engine now that’s something I got to see…

[@WilliamAfton-b8d]

I now cannot get the memtal image of "Hitler the Tank Engine" out of my mind

[@northkorea8909]

1:42snowpiercer

[@Cowboysnake991]

if simple history made this video there would be laughs n giggles without knowing anything but this is my history class now

[@PINYO1975]

I recommend Hitler the tank engine

[@BigLeagueChew11]

Can you do a video on Hitlers actual toys? Like if Hitler had a yo-yo or something.

[@PINYO1975]

Yeah! a Hitler the tank engine

[@Shipwright1918]

Dunno about Hitler, but Hermann Goring had a sizable model railway layout, complete with model Stukas dropping toy bombs.

[@SwaggersCracked]

The title is WILD (in 3 ways😏)

[@rageagainstthebath]

One thing I'd like to point out, Poles are very sensitive against using term "Polish concentration camp [prisoners]", because it leads many to believe that Poles set up those camps. What you meant was "Polish prisoners of [German] concentration camps". The sensitivity has something to do with 40% of total Polish population being claimed by the war...

[@ahmadtalalgaming1106]

I thought they were actual toys..

[@crusaderiii477]

what music is used for at 3:15

[@roganblack9365]

Can you talk about John Levitow?

[@ethanaleman]

Love the thumbnail lol

[@kg-Whatthehelliseventhat]

No joke about Hitler's first toy being an easy bake oven??

[@NicWalker627]

simple channel, excellent presentation

[@T34-Tank-Commander-Volkov]

Great thumbnail 10/10

[@roo99710]

Love how they used iron crosses for the flags vut the train itself still has a swastika

[@nikesb9420]

Thomas saw a weird engine from the other railway and that was the last thing Thomas saw “Fizzling firebox! Thomas said whilst seeing his cousin Gustav

[@TfMG539]

I wonder if they made a game out of this in Call of Duty or battlefield

[@TakeL69]

they made a similar gun like this but it was made before the schwerer gustav was made. it was called the Paris Gun and it was a smaller version of the Gustav but it did the same. thing as the gustav

[@jacobzehner2004]

He says their his toys but everyone else called his toys weapons.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

There are a lot of people in the military who refer to their weapons as toys.

[@princessmarlena1359]

Joker: “Where does he get all these wonderful toys?”

[@aotearoa24-79]

"Thomas was just following orders"

[@Larry-bv8nx]

This guy's voice makes you want to listen. He could be talking about my little pony and I'd be interested.

[@metroidhunter965]

I do wonder how much an impact the Schwerer Gustav would have made if it made it up to Leningrad and Stalingrad. Would it have turned the tide, or would it have been turned into scrap itself?

[@mapleflag6518]

The cold would have probably done it in.

[@christopherandersch1299]

Hitler really disliked flying

[@brianmoyachiuz905]

His favourite game is Russian roulette 😂

[@oliverstianhugaas7493]

If i manage to become a dictator i'll build a battleship and a railway gun, possible a palace inside a mountain.

[@battleghost-hx9zg]

Band of brother had showed the 101st airborne capturing eagles nest

[@oliversherman2414]

Adolf the Tank Engine

[@Re-enactmentsGlory]

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[@kg-Whatthehelliseventhat]

You must like to write. What else do you write? Anything published?

[@hershy1594]

Hitler the tank engine isn't real. He can't hurt you

[@TuAFFalcon]

Write down the poisons name plz. I want to look it up.

[@tsarfox3462]

Jesus, I don't remember that Engine in Thomas the Tank Engine.

[@geekmachine666]

Alternative ending:the paint train

[@Caicraftsmemes]

Day 1 of asking if you can make a “myths that developed from WW2” video (ps love your videos)

[@VinnyUnion]

Now on afterthought, the hooked cross (swastika) looks ridiculous. The eagle as the primary one (not just war and parliamentary emblem) would've looked tad bit more nice.

[@Ploh_boy]

Futhrer the tank engine