Speedrunning Your Stupid Mario Challenges

[@uberlord983]

Imma be real here: What makes Bonk% infinitely more enjoyable is that Odyssey is on the Switch. If this was for a Wii/Wii U game, every crash would follow with that infamous *BHHAAAAAAAA* noise that kills all fun.

[@ToaderTheToad]

It doesn't always do that, sometimes it just repeats a section of the sound effects and music It isn't pleasant but still better

[@cerulity32k]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@ValToadstool]

I miss the sound

[@tuxedobird]

I find that more enjoyable honestly, it’s funny

[@manginplay]

I disagree. PPCHalt is the best sound a console could produce. It adds character.

[@mrscrunklebot]

Can we just give props to peach for being the only character who doesn’t shoo you away or run away frantically when you capture an enemy?

[@clintonanderson7436]

Don't forget the cheep cheep lady

[@genji2191]

They just react scared

[@GailLoU]

now

[@stittsiblings]

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@AmethystSZS]

Fantastic to make some more stupid mods for this series, will 100% be back for round 4 (if there is a round 4 I have no idea)

[@cinfdef]

Hello Amethyst how's your day been? Love your work, especially on that one time travel one! :D

[@BlazeNextGen]

I love your mods seeing seeing Fir becoming more of an anime villian by the second

[@jorge_m-h4g]

Yeah the mods series is really fun to watch at.

[@melnewdemon4873]

Now do it where damage makes him slower.

[@BlueisGreat]

Hi

[@mysticat]

LOL THE CHUNK!

[@SGvidsPlayz]

first reply to verifed comment lol

[@laszlodrbernad378]

second reply to verified comment, lmao

[@YourLocalFurinaEnjoyer]

Hello!

[@ashlinireland9767]

​@@SGvidsPlayz good

[@char.vlk6]

hallo

[@Dalitei]

I love how much fun Fir was having in a last run

[@aura2030]

I had to unsubscribe to sub

[@francescabrogna6103]

11:28 Technically you could’ve used the R button as it’s not the right stick CJ said not to touch the right stick Not to ban camera controls

[@DavidCornell1]

11:04 Fir chose to do it as no camera controls instead

[@Klick404]

That last one was the Sonic Mario hybrid we've all been waiting for

[@theknightwithabadpictotall7639]

Somari but good

[@blarg2429]

Check out my new Sonic fan character, Mario the Plumber! He has an evil twin who also has his own evil twin in turn, and he _hates_ turtles. Come to think of it, the gloves match if nothing else.

[@allymoff]

E

[@Danpg79]

​@@allymoff F

[@harmony6643]

Suggestion: Not just your controls get more sensitive every time you take damage, but the whole game gets faster (i. e. enemies move faster, lava rises faster, NPCs move faster etc.).

[@MurderersTeto]

Amazing amazing

[@hikariwuff]

5:58 Can we just appreciate how well-timed that elevator "ding" in the background was to him crashing

[@scientificapple69]

2:21: Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. Skinner: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! Chalmers: Yeah. [Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt and gasps in horror] Skinner: Oh, Egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Seymour. [He begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the kitchen. The theme song to an imaginary show called "Skinner and the Superintendent" then plays] Chalmers: SEEEEEYMOOUUURRR!!! Skinner: Superintendent! I was just...uh---just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me? Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Skinner: Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams! [Once Chalmers leaves the kitchen, Skinner breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Krusty Burger, where buys hamburgers and french fries to replace his burnt roast. He enters the dining room with the fast food on a silver tray.] Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers. Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. Skinner: Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers. Chalmers: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'? Skinner: Yes! It's a regional dialect. Chalmers: Uh-huh. Eh, what region? Skinner: Uh...upstate New York. Chalmers: Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'. Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression. Chalmers: I see. [Chalmers takes a bite out of a burger and chews it a little, while Skinner sips his drink.] Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Skinner: Hohoho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe! Chalmers: For steamed hams? Skinner: Yes. Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled. Skinner: Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... excuse me for one second. Chalmers: Of course. [Skinner enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire] Skinner: [yawns] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I should be--good lord, what is happening in there?! Skinner: Aurora Borealis? Chalmers: Ah- Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!? Skinner: Yes. Chalmers: ...May I see it? Skinner: ...No. [They exit the house as the kitchen fire grows larger.] Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire! Skinner: No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights. Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham. [As Chalmers begins heading home, Agnes screams for help, causing Chalmers to look back towards the house. Skinner gives him a thumbs up and a fake smile, causing him to keep walking away. Once Chalmers is out of sight, Skinner rushes back into the house to deal with the fire.] Agnes: Help! HELP!!!

[@GlitchythePumpkin]

Bro this is amazing

[@scientificapple69]

​@@GlitchythePumpkin Thanks 😊

[@Fairgame7707]

Butterdogodyssey% Beat Mario odyssey, and once you beat it, open Zelda BoTW and do butterdogdogwiththebutter% Basically you just drop butter on a dog as fast as possible

[@purevessle2641]

Butter cap in Odyssey would work too

[@judahhossain5101]

@@purevessle2641 Too dumb

[@purevessle2641]

@@judahhossain5101 to each his own

[@crazylady5371]

I would love to see it, that every moon collected gives a random status effect. I.E. faster, slower, jump higher, can't jump, forced capture, or something like that.

[@matthewcotham7611]

I want to see the speed run where if he takes damage he gets faster in full. Is the stream for it on KZbin or Twitch and if so can someone point me to it?

[@squishyboi52]

Twitch

[@GlitchKnight113]

I believe it's these. Day 1: www.twitch.tv/fir_/v/1587457826?sr=a&t=6s Day 2: www.twitch.tv/fir_/v/1588463476?sr=a&t=0s

[@WildHurricane]

Just do it damageless and technically it counts

[@matthewcotham7611]

@@GlitchKnight113 thanks Glitch

[@Jerealistic]

Twitch

[@greenbirdmusic7495]

i feel like the goomba challenge would be interesting to see in hide and seek, where everyone must be a goomba

[@char1194]

I feel like the minecraft mod has potential. Imagine hide and seek but the whole world is breakable

[@HyperFire]

that'd be cool but unfortunately basically every spot would be against the rules

[@outfoxxed0077]

Viewer%: you have to play the game by watching your twitch stream

[@thebe_stone]

hopefully with the sound on so it feedback loops infinitely

[@tomohawk2177]

Remember reading some of these a while back and thinking of how stupid they were

[@justehcupcake]

Loved the video, it’s fun to see these wacky ideas realized

[@Nightslayer337]

Your videos are the best Fir! I especially love the little videos with a story and the paper cutouts lol

[@SquidPartyDude]

7:38 This kid, kinda had a creative idea, I salute you.

[@TheAlmightyPotato]

11:29 - 17:02 is just "Every time you take more damage, you inhale more copium"

[@matthewjanz593]

Ok but the actual thing was more sensitive controls how did that turn into he moves faster?

[@TheAlmightyPotato]

@@matthewjanz593 Actualy that's a great question, that's probably just how he interpreted control sensitivity

[@scottmeyer4192]

0:00 intro 0:10 art in between 2:31 mine a chunk 3:37 read the b movie script 4:29 cap kingdom 7:19 American healthcare 10:58 oddesy 17:02 end

[@sledgen.]

Fir never fails to make great content out of this

[@nickilew22]

6:00 the music here is so perfectly timed i love it. also i think the script for the post commentary is really well done and engaging. generally i just really enjoy the editing on your vids (:

[@ShinyRaf]

I have an idea *"CapThrow% : You can only throw cappy a certain amount of times like for example 30 Cappy throws per kingdom (Twitch chat picks the number. It has to be over 10). You can use them for Captures and Cap Jumps Too. If you run out of Cap Throws you lose.

[@xaloxzyx9229]

Ye nice!!

[@regal-27]

One step closer to becoming speedrunner mario

[@jellypika3586]

2:32 I love how Fir purposely said chubk

[@dextergrindrod7347]

5:58 The timing of the bonk with the music is spot on!

[@thebananaspeedruns9275]

Challenge: Capture% Timing starts like normal but ends after you’ve captured every capturable thing at least once. You will have to pay past the credits to get the Goomba and Mario face parts capture

[@Pablo360able]

“All Captures” was already a category. It was probably a category very early on.

[@protonic_]

"its only been a net positive" proceeds to almost die

[@HedgieMaster05]

Love how he just becomes Vagitta by the end of the last one, asking people to hurt him so he can get stronger in order to beat his arch-nemisis.

[@TheBroNamedTobias]

0:59 It's a flippin' masterpiece

[@emilymonkey]

This was such a good video. I love the ridiculous ones, especially when they're nothing to do with SMO - the art one was brilliant

[@designerwookiee]

Well I think I've learned an important lesson from this video... Fir is 1000% the type to go mad with power, when the opportunity presents itself. It's even more obvious in the "taking damage makes him faster" portion of the video than when he has been a Seeker in SMO Hide'n'Seek.

[@oreomerchant6600]

Well done! i enjoyed this quite a lot. The goomba and minecraft were really cool as well

[@MiketheAuraWizard]

I had a stupid idea: Pizza Delivery% - Order a large pizza for delivery and play until it arrives... And if you want, eat it on stream.

[@mr.cringe8773]

Stalker% take a picture of every female character in the game without them noticing you

[@Hallådär]

Metro kingdom: 👀

[@Plantrum]

Chessmate% Every time you get a moon, you must pause the game and move a peice in a separate chess game. If the bot beats you or you get a stale mate, the run is over. If by some miracle you win, then you must restart the chess game and continue the Speedrun.

[@justarandomdood]

That last run was hilarious, and the goomba run too lol

[@music-channel69]

Name%: You can only capture moons if the first letter of said moon spells your name. Time stops when you touch the ground after the last moon. Collecting the wrong one ends the run and chat decides how you die. If possible, start with all kingdom's unlocked.

[@MegaDerpyDragon...52]

Controller% : every time you finish a story section of a kingdom you change how you play the game. (Example: finish cap kingdom on hand held, switch to on big screen.) "This includes all necessary story moons. And kingdom changes/progression."

[@KLightning18]

Fir: This Speed Mod Makes It So That I Can Go Back On The Mecha-Broodal Me: You Can Do That In Vanilla Fir: Shut Up

[@pastatriforce]

I laughed so hard when he just flied straight to Bowser at 16:09

[@XYZ789_]

Idea : BonkMaster% Basically like Any% but everytime you bonk you go back a kingdom :)

[@benthedoggod]

Mario Odyssey but you are a paragoomba with no boundries

[@SuperGion915]

I love how you can make dumb challenges entretaining to watch

[@weavilethepro]

I love how bro was like "screw it" and took a picture of lost kingdom and said "photography is a form of art"

[@jorge_m-h4g]

Oh yeah another Mario speed run video! Let’s get you to 1M subs!

[@kurfdafolf]

I think it’s good to see that this 5-year-old game is still being kept alive through speedruns and silly shit like this

[@StepBaum]

Loved this! woudl love to become this like series because I think there is no end to stupid ideas

[@StephBananer]

CBD(Can-Bottle-Drink)% Drink 5 seconds of a Soft drink or water every time you get a moon the goal is that you need to drink the whole bottle or can.

[@CyanicCore]

Another great one! I knew the game had been cracked, but modded to this incredible extent. Frankly, Gooma + Cappy is a more interesting skill split than the original! I'd be curious to see wing upgrades for the concept, too.

[@G_Game_MII]

There is no goomba + cappy he is just using the 2 player mode so he can throw cappy while capturing something

[@Rictavio27]

Love the sheer hubris that you had during the when you take damage you go faster run

[@MikaShiyaz]

American healthcare% so funny

[@EMPERORGARLIX]

Dinosaur: I fear no man, but that thing. (Goomba image) Dinosaur: It scares me.

[@wr0n6]

Glad to see goombario finally make a reappearance

[@xLigamer]

For the last one, I like how he keeps on insisting he’s getting more powerful when he gets damaged even though he hit the max speed limit and keeps on running into danger.

[@lunaris356]

Challenge: Coin%, if a coin appears on your screen, you must beeline straight to it and grab that coin.

[@richardpike8748]

There's so many world coins tho lol. But idk maybe it's doable

[@lunaris356]

@@richardpike8748 I mean, He wanted stupid challenges so I thought this would apply.

[@AKat47]

harriet%: every boss except for bowser, the broodal-bot, and madame broodal are replaced with harriet.

[@FropeO]

Gamecube% Super Mario Oddessy, but with the gamecube controller.

[@TC3G]

Pocket% Every bit of damage removes a moon

[@pietrromarzatico756]

new idea: talkandtalk% talk to ALL the cpu

[@otterball7896]

Souvenir% Collect all of the souvenirs and stickers in each kingdom.

[@dazcarrr]

the only art chat liked was the one he didn't do

[@brokovnik]

9:49 the dude specifically said PAINT

[@777lns]

0:21 why is it different language?

[@Twiggs18]

Bc some languages are ‘faster’ as in compulsory speech than others. I think mandarin is the fastest as it has the least characters the show

[@snaifhassnan6348]

The language shown on screen, I believe mandarin, consists of Kanji, allowing it to be “quicker” as it speaks more in less ‘letters’

[@roselynntinoco1494]

It’s faster

[@samtheenderman2]

​@@snaifhassnan6348 hanzi is chinese characters, Kanji is the japanese characters

[@johnwatters1496]

For speedrunning because Chinese pops up faster than English

[@GoodboyVR250]

“Oh it’s much to slow” had me rolling 🤣

[@atti_odyssey]

Love your videos!

[@optillian4182]

Tourist% Take a picture of Mario standing on each kingdom's most iconic landmark.

[@jaycoolsavage4661]

Sub area %: only get moons from sub areas

[@Xindure]

I don’t even think that’s possible

[@Xindure]

Lol

[@ryanmonsuland282]

He started trying to get the seed when his timer was at 15:44 (9:12 Time Stamp) when his timer was at 18:56. (9:28 Time Stamp)🤣 The man is a legend for doing that.

[@MrTobiT]

Challenge: 100% in Superstar-Mode

[@nathanhu2565]

4:12 Fir: it’s about BEES! Caption: it’s about b cheese!

[@micahphilson]

15:47 No, that mod should be called "Fir gets addicted to speed"

[@Dobrehrycz]

I have an idea for a speedrun: betrayal% Just trap cappy somewhere like a piranha plant and then run as far as you can

[@pandaman202]

College student with doctorate and American healthcare% You start 6000 dollars in debt, and there is interest + every 1000 dollars in debt you are you spin a wheel or get a random debuff or something like that. Plus 1000 dollars to capitalism every time you take damage

[@camo781]

I just came up with a speed run I’m not sure if it already exists but Feet%. It’s like Nipple% where you have to get boxers as quick as possible but the run ends when you take a screenshot of mario’s feet.

[@jadejacobs2221]

2:33 was hilarious because I've only just now caught that you said "chubk"

[@Patty_]

11:29 this run should be called Barry Allen %

[@fynnsternis6432]

in the speed challenge Fir sounded like he's in the honeymoon phase of a quickly approaching drug problem aksdasdasdas

[@blowinsmoke59]

Racing% get someone to drive a 2 mile circle around any where and once they get back you stop

[@V_Sans]

Me: *watches all the challenge videos* Fir: "Well? I'm waiting." ... Okay, fine.

[@matthewpopow6647]

The last one reminds me of when Doug Doug needed a horse tilting intervention

[@dinoshotgun]

Finally I was looking for someone mentioning this. Throughout that entire section I was like “this seems a lot like Doug Doug’s horse tilt addiction”

[@chrisr393]

Cold Burger % You start with a warm burger on a plate at your desk. After every kingdom, you take 1 bite of it

[@wieldylattice3015]

Can’t believe we finally got the backstory for TerminalMontage’s Speedrunner Mario

[@adampatterson8743]

Fort Flaptrappppp I love itttt❤😊 13:06

[@KLightning18]

Do The Speed Up Thing… In Assist Mode. DON’T HOLD BACK ON THE DAMAGE!

[@jrko0]

The run where fir gets faster is basically just the story of a drug addicted

[@Placeholder103]

I love how the last run he isn’t upset getting a more intense modification he just says he’s getting more powerful it was hilarious

[@Ender_Onryo]

For the Goomba% one for the moon cave Dry Bones sections and the moons that can't be done with regular goomba it would have been cool if you spawned in a Paragoomba.

[@anqied]

1:33 I was 100% expecting loss here

[@JerryPickleman]

The cascade kingdom drawing 😂 I love it

[@shanemay4847]

those of you who weren't paying attetion at the time of 6:17 but shhmeepthepeep said "he never actually bonked because he never did the bonk animation"

[@dagamer5t3w57]

Mario but if you hit a wall, you have to eat a small portion of the spiciest food at your disposal

[@mike6916]

7:37 when you don't watch the Super Mario Brothers Super Show

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

Your solutions to all of these are genius, your content is just so fun to watch that I often find myself coming back and watching the videos again, which I very, _very_ rarely ever do. Especially the subscribe% run, it's the best -ask- legally binding contract for a subscribe I've ever seen. And that challenge where you get faster whenever you take damage is actually amazing, you should come back to it and do something else with it. Maybe Hide and Seek!

[@Joe-gq2kv]

Mario turned into Wesker in that last fight to terrify the hell outta Bowser.

[@Bleh-is-meh]

0-ish% do the least of each thing, least captures, least coins, least bonks, etc.

[@jacobf.1691]

No healing except checkpoints, and each damage makes you faster and it's permanent

[@E-6481]

First there was bee movie percent, then next there shall be morbius percent.