Actually trying your awful speedrun ideas

[@benmartin3899]

Stupid idea: Tourist precent. Start with a completed save file. You have to enter every kingdom, and whenever you enter you have to open the map and read the text on the side that describes the kingdom. In addition to reading it, you then have to go take a photo in front of every notable feature mentioned in the description.

[@KodasToyReviews]

That is just amazing.

[@watermeloncatofficialuk]

@@KodasToyReviews yeah lol

[@1thousandarrows944]

DO NOT FORGET you absolutely MUST WEAR the mario sunshine outfit

[@dannidandan8163]

And buy/wear the outfits sold in the kingdoms

[@BelowFlames]

@@dannidandan8163 it would be hard…

[@SecretDiamond64]

Chat before Cap hold: we don’t care if you invalidate the run. Chat after: Cap hold is a revolutionary skill

[@stamos1043]

Exactly LOL

[@Marian_DRG]

I loved the breaking the most laws in 20 minutes part. What a hillariously stupid idea

[@0Clewi0]

I wonder if CRC uses more time that what it can be gained with traffic violations.

[@temmie5764]

an easy one he missed is 'self murder'

[@seansachs6105]

I'd love LegalEagle's expertise on this.

[@johnaldrinarucan2497]

Is suicide breaking the law?

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

Yeah, something like it deserves to be an actual speedrun category. Maybe not _exactly_ like it, because it would be too easy to optimize, but something similar.

[@Foxes4Eva1]

Mario's criminal charge in law breaker%: 64 years, 7 months, 100 day sentence + 3 life sentences + $561,500 fine Mario is a MENACE, or should I say, FIR is the menace!!!

[@IsoldMysoulTotheCats]

He owes the government his soul

[@ShelbyAQD]

I feel like during your crime run you could have also given yourself a point for desecrating a dead body since the Sand Kingdom folks you attacked were technically skeletons. Also, I really like the concept of having to "unlock" abilities in that last run.

[@dumbtrout]

I think suicide is also illegal in some places so that could have been done in the last few seconds

[@Tredenix]

@@dumbtrout I think someone asked that during the stream, but he said it would be in bad taste and decided to avoid doing that one.

[@dumbtrout]

@@Tredenix oh ok, yeah makes sense, I didn't catch the stream

[@cole08]

also he hurted a skeleton. Edit: i just notice that he didnt hurt the skeleton. I am a idiot

[@maxwellmegagamer8535]

Destruction of property by breaking the breakable ice shards outside the shop

[@allanharvey2006]

10:21, I just realised that everytime that you killed a Brudal, it's actually self defense as they attacked first. (also counts as Bowser.)

[@Luigiman-rc9fi]

I would love to see the unlockable skills run done again. It does seem like a genuinely cool idea, who doesn't love speedruns with a bit of RNG?

[@holyelephantmg8838]

I need a list of the skills taught by cappy

[@hhaavvvvii]

I want to see it as a mod. Make it so that you literally cannot use the skills until cappy tells you them.

[@holyelephantmg8838]

@@hhaavvvvii that would be so cool

[@justarandomdood]

@@hhaavvvvii someone get crafty in here LMAO

[@Baconator2558]

@@hhaavvvvii Brilliant.

[@rayanvanhout]

2:05 got me rolling on the ground

[@SlimedogYoshi]

Why did the captions say “he’s all right” 😂

[@pataeto5489]

mario: yawns in a store fir: THATS ILLEGAL

[@cheesyhammer8612]

so true

[@melibore]

It was more the fact that he said "wait.... Wait.... LOITERING!" cracked me up

[@anthonybishop1636]

He forgot the eagle in sand

[@fan0]

Stupid idea: Mario64%: Any%, but every Moon you collect, you need to warp to the oddysey. Before unlocking it, you need to teleport to the furthest checkpoint you unlocked. Also warping to checkpoints after unlocking oddysey is banned.

[@the_dark_tortellino8499]

That is just cruel

[@avasam06]

Except for shop moons (100 coins). Love this idea! It's pretty dumb too

[@Xoolerz]

I finally got this idea. This is so cruel.

[@Pixelcraftian]

_"How can I do vandalism?"_ I would've said hit the posters but Bowser probably vandalized that himself so you'd be helping rather than hurting lol. Loved Sandwich%, awesome video!!

[@E-Eazy]

Nah I’m First like and First reply

[@OldRuinTV]

"So a fun fact about Klepto is that... he's a bitch." I had NO business laughing at that, but it caught me very off-guard.

[@CheeseInACup]

That's exactly what happened to me

[@roaringthunder115]

Yeah

[@loveformiklp5068]

i expected it but it was still funny

[@bisexualburger4822]

He’s a kleptomaniac

[@KnightToRemember]

An actual fun fact about Klepto is that it’s inspired from the Greek verb: “κλέπτω” which means: “to steal”

[@Pumpkinsmasherok]

percent% : you start with any% but everytime you get hit or kill an enemy you switch speedruns , run ends when you finish one of the runs

[@lukeweber3550]

As the person who came up with birdwatching% seeing fir actually do it with a checklist and everything is so cool.

[@oreomerchant6600]

it was a really cool idea

[@Metalgamerfamily]

You made him swear

[@coolio-46]

@@MetalgamerfamilyDid he make the fun facts? A

[@mariesmith530]

​@@coolio-46I unsubscribed when he said that

[@H3lloImGr33n]

You’re cringe

[@balazsbenedek649]

ඩ%: its like a 100% speedrun BUT you get the “our first power moon” last

[@bsharpmajorscale]

That bird watch run looks fun. The move unlocking one would work better as a hack of the game that actually holds the abilities back until you see the tip.

[@juni621]

New speedrun:No speedrun tricks% Where you cant use any speedrun tricks. Ex Roll spin ground pound dive triple jump Ext You also can't use capture speedrun tricks so if you are useing bulletbill you cant shake. If you mistake you have to restart the run.

[@UpNextDonum]

I actually really want to see “Unlockable Skills%” to be a real run, sounds amazing and chaotic

[@stone5against1]

Would work even better if someone made it a mod that actually locks all the separate skills until cappy tells you about them

[@Echo_the_half_glitch]

Also makes it a little less stupid, and makes sure there isn't any softlocks.

[@jaykay8426]

I got one: 100 percent certified workout percent! Collect all the moons in the game and collect 999 moons, but everytime you get a moon, you have to do a push-up, so by the end of it, you should have done 999 pushups

[@starblade8719]

I genuinely want other youtubers to do sandwich% Also unlockable skills is an amazing category. If people make an actual chart for it then it’ll be amazing

[@samuelmeindl5512]

You should do that last challenge again, but do it kinda like the first one where you mark down what cappy teaches you and also mark down what he doesn't teach and you can use what he doesn't teach you immediately.

[@commander-fox-q7573]

Gotta come back to unlockable skills% in the future and complete a full run, that was actually a fun idea

[@naomi9657]

17:49 Somehow I never realised the intended way was to blow the block back then jump up.

[@PQRDG]

New run category: Ground Pound Jump%. An any% run that ends when Cappy teaches you how to ground pound jump. On top of that, you cannot ground pound jump for the entire run

[@ooutsuno2805]

Lmao

[@superlionrw]

That’s kinda smart, like you forgot how to do it

[@PQRDG]

Guys he already basically did this at the end, I’m making a joke because the run ends when he finds out “ground pound” and “ground pound jump” are two different things. I should have realized people would not watch the video and miss the punchline

[@Pihsrosnec]

@@PQRDG I mean, he definitely didn't meet the second requirement

[@Thejawboys2]

Friend%: find a friend to play two-player mode with you. The run ends when you find a friend

[@03_x]

The run is still going to this day

[@t.y.m.n6438]

New run category: I'm a newbie% Never call characters and objects by their name. Stuff you can't say: Mario, Cappy, any NPC's, Moon, Coins, Enemies, and Kingdoms. Anything else is fine. You have 3 lives. If you say one of the things listed, you lose a life. Lose all three and you stop the run. Your goal is the most time btw.

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

Wait, who's Mario?

[@aykarain]

What? Uhhhhhh what are those?

[@blokos_]

cant u just wait at the start cuz of the "most time" rule

[@TreblePhoenix]

What if you find out the actual name?

[@mavistheapplepie6331]

Mario = The plumber Cappy = The cap/hat NPC = People Moon = Banana Coins = Pieces Enemies = Mean things Kingdoms = Places/Countries

[@JohnnyPanini1876]

Idea: fastcap%, no cap throw and holds at ant point in the run Let's make 'em think it's a skill

[@StenExStended]

Here's an idea: a regular Mario Odyssey speed run but the timer only progresses when you're touching the ground.

[@MysticalOriginz]

So, I have a concept for that: the game doesn’t consider you on the ground if you frame perfectly jump right after landing. So theoretically, you could beat the game with only the times that Mario is on the ground in a cutscene

[@StenExStended]

@@MysticalOriginz The way i was thinking makes things easier so you don't have to stop and start the timer every time you jump or jump wrong. Basically if you touch the ground, you are counted as on the ground until you stand on top of something that's not the ground. If that makes sense. That way you have to think about where you jump and you aren't just jumping repeatedly the whole time. Makes things more challenge so people have to think of what paths would result in the least amount of ground time.

[@petery6432]

That's way too smart for a stupid Mario Odyssey challenge

[@pablo3318]

You have the flor is lava

[@cole08]

@@pablo3318 imagine spelling floor wrong 5 year old

[@noobyplays3981]

i like how when he takes the first bite of the sandwhich, someone in the chat said "it's probably so goofy and silly that it's going to be so obvious"

[@Eidenhoek]

"I am going to hurt you" is assault. Beaning the dude in the face with the cap, is battery. ORSHOULDISAY HATTERY

[@joey_smo3828]

moonname% - a run where u have to say the name of the moon before you collect it. If you get the name wrong, it doesn't add to your counter and you have to grab extra moons

[@Jonskipvp]

evil

[@DJDarkDarsi]

I do like the guy who guessed "Schroedingers%" during the Moon=Sandwich%

[@Blckviper]

Honestly the unlockable skills run sounds kinda awesome. Like "Unlock all skills via Travel Tips, and beat the game". So whichever happens first works. Maybe even have a rule that you can only swap kingdoms after "x" amount of moons collected, so the main strategy isn't always "Beat game as fast as possible, hoping for skill RNG, then swap kingdoms really fast"

[@auridisavan1886]

Both times, there was one suggestion that actually sounded like a good, if a bit dumb and RNG-heavy, idea that I could actually see being on the real speedrunning website. The first time it was the Rock Paper Scissors Percent (which is probably the funniest thing you've ever done on your channel to me,) and this time it was the Skills run, don't remember the name

[@renatobarreira6505]

Speedrun idea: eggopener% - break yoshi's egg 25 times in a row Other speedrun idea: cutsceneviewer% - view every cutscene of mario odissey without skipping them

[@racoonwhocannotbekilled9999]

Wait... for the birdwatching one you forgot the hawks! The ones who give the Power Moons when touched!

[@illumin187]

Yeah and Cookatiel (Luncheon Kingdom Boss)

[@ultimatechaosbeingmorphokn4102]

@@illumin187 cookatiel isnt considered an actual bird

[@matthewpopow6647]

Also forgot the T-rex

[@racoonwhocannotbekilled9999]

@@ultimatechaosbeingmorphokn4102 If he considers Klepto a bird, he should consider Cookatiel a bird. Also, birds are ancestors of dinosaurs IRL, so the T-Rex should count, Matthew, so that checks out. (I didn't want to do two separate replies to address different people, sorry)

[@supersquirrel7340]

@@racoonwhocannotbekilled9999 nahh that's a stretch. they're like reptiles right?

[@jackmanley1473]

If Fir managed to kill one of the skeletons walking around in Sand, that's actually 28 laws. Not murder; defiling a corpse

[@Tokimi_]

Cap throw and hold *exists* Fir: This is useless! Cap jumps: Am I a joke to you?

[@edelgarddidnothingwrong7994]

He just doesn’t know they exist yet, you can’t blame him for what crappy hasn’t told him

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

@@edelgarddidnothingwrong7994 Was saying crappy intentional or not? Either way, it's hilarious.

[@edelgarddidnothingwrong7994]

Can I just pretend it was?

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

@@edelgarddidnothingwrong7994 Yeah, if you delete that and say it was instead.

[@elzbietachlastawa7314]

Yeah i dont agree

[@Pseudo_Notfound]

Stupid idea: chat_get_power%: every 5 minutes the chat can add a rule that you have to follow, if you break 10 rules you have to start the run again (you can break a rule multiple times and the rules accumulate).

[@originalita-Nintendo]

Boss selfie% :you need to take a photo of each bosses (rematches not included) (mario and the boss must both be in the same photo)

[@buddy9848]

9:07 Actually, I think this is a three for one: Aggravated Assault, Illegal use of a Firearm, and Illegal use of explosives, since Bullet Bills explode in this game.

[@rosearachnid879]

Sphynxth Grader%: Answer every Sphynx question right until the final one, then answer it wrong, and ashamedly say, “I am NOT smarter than a Sphynxth grader.”

[@utubeiskaren7796]

Damn that's a long run you have to get the secret sphynx questions in darker side (the one where he says thank you and then gives you a shitload of coins)

[@Danpg79]

​@@utubeiskaren7796 there's also coins ontop of the bowser painting area

[@jerrythecrab]

Stupid idea: Are you my dad?% this works like any% but you have to go through EVERY SINGLE KINGDOM talk to EVERY TALKABLE CHARACTER as fast has you can. and that's about it

[@BasketOfPuppies642]

I'm high and was eating a sandwich during sandwich%. I convinced myself for like 3 minutes that it meant I was a SMO speedrunner now.

[@asterlyons8564]

Embrace your destiny

[@Flora_Dawn]

Embrace it

[@utubeiskaren7796]

He never specified what he was high on, so I'm going to assume he was high on sandwich.

[@astralbirthvoid2551]

13:27 a wise man once said: Cappy does eat shredded cheese out of the bag.

[@actualcatluna]

What about an upgraded version of "Unlockable Skills"? "Skills%" where you have to get all of them unlocked, but in this case signs also count.

[@ryuhollowknight5274]

bottle%: every moon you collect, drink a bit of water. The bottle has to be at least 2L of water. The run ends when the bottle is empty

[@jpshy1130]

YOU NEED CAP THROW AND HOLD FOR MOON CAVE SKIP

[@Fir]

so true

[@cole08]

Unlockable skills 2.0% you cant use any skill until you see the name of the skill on a sign, cappy, etc. (ACTION GUIDE IS NOT ALLOWED)

[@AdmiredCat-xs6iv]

I thought this was the same one he did

[@petery6432]

Broken Legs%. During every kingdom, before you go on to the next one, you must make Mario go into the stun animation that happens when you fall from a high place without doing other actions to slow your fall. Completion of the run happens by beating Bowser in Moon kingdom and escaping out of the cave.

[@nicolegleason5727]

The “break as many laws In 20 minutes” should be 28 with illegal use of explosives.

[@brady9750]

Sandwich% may be the best speedrun of all time!

[@V.C.5036]

My question is how did he know about those laws? Did he just look up a list of everything that is illegal? Because that would’ve taken forever. Also imagine if he had gotten to Metro. So many traffic and parking violations, and I’m sure him managing the plumbing without a permit is illegal as well.

[@thelanktheist2626]

Wouldn’t it also depend on a state-by-state basis? So let’s do this: Cap Kingdom: The UN’s declaration of human rights. Cascade: The Brazilian state of Río de Janero’s laws. Sand: The state of Nevada’s laws.

[@anakatas8339]

Sandwich% was definetely one of my favorites ! Also, you could probably mod the game to have a sort of "skill randomizer". It sounds cool, even though it's probably bad

[@sebastianhepola5284]

"The penguins could fly all along" Little penguin lost from sm64 makes so much more sense now

[@romanfuchs1932]

You should do an entire video on only unlockable skills%. Do a valid Run, I really liked that Category, it was so fun to watch!

[@IsoldMysoulTotheCats]

FirIsTheBest% : don't tell chat what the speedrun is, but play through the game and when someone in chat says "Fir is the best" you end the speedrun.

[@LilPieGuy]

Ik it now. (I think the next one passed)

[@maplesabre]

14:42 I can't believe a seasoned veteran of smo not knowing you can enter an upright 2d pipe by holding down on the joystick (though I'll give the benefit of the doubt and assume you did know this, just didn't do it because it also counts as crouching :) )

[@itzfelixgo]

Imagine needing to break as many laws as possible in 20mins , and breaking the laws of Physics

[@SmashBasher123]

Fir: I care if I invalidate the run by using a move I'm not supposed to! Also Fir: We're not counting cap throw and hold

[@airam1721]

That's kinda acceptable,.there are people who hold and some who don't

[@kittenkutie]

harriet%: every boss except for bowser, the broodal-bot, and madame broodal are replaced with harriet.

[@bane2201]

6:24 any% requires 124 moons, right? That'd be 7750 moons. Although that doesn't even say you need to beat the game - you could just start a new game and complete the run in 0 seconds.

[@byronh7760]

I was thinking you could do the pushup run but start the moon count at 0 for every kingdom. So you’d have to do 6 for ruined 15 for cascade 36 for lake, bowser’s 55 for lost, snow, seaside 136 for sand, wooded 171 for luncheon 210 for metro A grand total of 911 pushups

[@creativebone3609]

I have a % challenge it’s called the void Skelly % you haft to jump off every kingdom into the void (for wooded kingdom you haft to jump off both dark woods and regular woods) in a new save

[@mintmango0]

Aww the birdwatching run is amazing

[@Peteboi64932]

Pro tip: if you crouch, go in circles (like the "vertical spin" that emits the efects of the "spin flower... thing") and then uncrouch, then you'll go to the "vertical spin" without moving of the place

[@Potatoboii2]

11:19 suicide is illegal , jumping off the edge would've gotten him one more point

[@rosysighting]

he didn't want to do that one because it's in poor taste.

[@allpowerful5401]

“I am going to hurt you” *throws hat* “That’s assault” *12 seconds later* “Caught em by surprise”

[@uiinpui]

this series is a lot of fun I hope you do more of this

[@calyx8808]

5:55 i love the chat message third down

[@hagollow]

Idea: Ground pound on talkatoo or captain toad(if none then ground pound a npc)in every kingdom

[@brittanyleisure6381]

Espresso percent where every time you get a moon you drink a sip of espresso and the run is over when the cup is empty

[@phoenixofgrandeur2387]

I have a scarlet macaw named Phoenix... unfortunately he's just a stuffed birb.

[@ceegers]

17:55 - I was gonna say, uh, you're just discovering the intended methods? haha

[@fortunates7720]

Idea: desert percent. Jump on all the maraca people. The taxi one counts as a different one in every kingdom

[@SilverFoxeGames]

Billionaire%: collect enough gold coins to make mario a billionaire in USD, which is approximately 1966 coins (in value from weight alone)

[@Lily-m4y6k]

I think that Birdwatching% was actually kind of cool!

[@dagnabbit3002]

Someone should make a mod for the unlockable skills run. Make it where you literally can't use your full move set until cappy teaches you

[@MediaDoesStuff]

Lazy% Start on a complete save file. Go to every kingdom (starting at mushroom ending at Darker side) and let Mario sleep. Poor Mario is sleep deprived…

[@kooferkoo4969]

I can assure you, Fir, regardless of your opinion, some poor programmer had to add the interaction to hold cappy out and you have invalidated their work and life. You monster.

[@sansastarsa]

Can't believe he didn't check the "indentity theft" after a capture in law breaking run

[@WrenIsWitty]

Next up is NoCapThrowHold% to see if cap throw hold is useful or not

[@Tom.Tomlet.T.Tomington]

0:52 ah yes doodle from the point crow kingdom

[@peng_uin939]

Wow, didn’t expect fir to actually do trickjump% :D

[@potatokingtheexistent8994]

Yeah bro I didn’t expect you to be one of the ones he puck

[@peng_uin939]

@@potatokingtheexistent8994 yo potato :D

[@potatokingtheexistent8994]

@@peng_uin939 hi bro

[@lukathepr5490]

@@peng_uin939 hi Julian congrats on being in a fir video :0

[@peng_uin939]

@@lukathepr5490 still kinda shocked lol

[@JackAquaMaster]

Dark moon% 1 quarter of power moons get rid of 100 coins instead of giving you a moon. You start with 100 coins and each time you reach 0, you have to beat darker side. If you die in darke side, you lose. Beating game wins the run.

[@hluccaskywalker8329]

Also, kidnapping and slavery because you captured and controlled creatures without their consent, forcing them to perform tasks for you without compensation.

[@trulyunknowable]

I feel the unlockable abilities would be a good modded version of the game, just so you don't accidentally use motion controls when you aren't allowed

[@fishybiller7896]

Musk% - capture and use every rocket in the game, then 'explore' the new planet. (complete the sub area)

[@antoniomoreira5039]

11:20 Such dedication to being an outlaw

[@Bestedits_0]

i thought the sandwich% was like the super mario faked wr were the guy shaved pizza in his mouth and drunk 2 coca colas 😂😂

[@jumbopopcorn8979]

Me too I was waiting for the coke 😆😆😆

[@xian2themax]

Footprint%: leave footprints on every type of ground where you can leave footprints

[@VoidWolfX]

2:20 technoblade is that you??

[@LoganverseS1]

Robbing the Sphinx was grand theft

[@jax2899]

you’re literally an inspiration for my odyssey career

[@BamBoy568]

GodIHateCappy'sTravelTipNow% Now you can't use that skill if cappy mentions it in the travel tip

[@phictionofgrandeur2387]

Replying to boost the algorithm

[@robotadam6897]

2:04 got me

[@Son-GohanDBZ]

Same

[@Chorusofcryptids]

I would love the full vod of birdwatch percent

[@flareongaming7096]

4:11 sandwich% just for someone new

[@creativebone3609]

Luigi% jump at the Highest point on the moon castle with the highest jump you can do in a Luigi suit

[@thehiddenninja3428]

I think you're allowed to crouch because it's one of the Controls alongside Run, Jump, and Cap Throw. I don't know if there's a definitive list of the things cappy can or can't say, but everything I remember is in the "Basic Actions" tab of the Action Guide. This includes Jaxi, dashing while 2D, and _crouching to enter a pipe_ , even though I'm pretty sure the game literally tells you to push the crouch button when you're standing on one. idk if it's a thing cappy says though.