Trying 34 Canned Teas (my stomach hurts) ft.

HOLO THERE! Highlights from our IRL tea party, where my spirit finger bestie ‪@safiya‬ 👯‍♀️🦇 and I taste tested different fancy American canned teas!! Fancy teas, kombucha teas, expensive teas, what is going on here??
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[@jaelyndennis8736]

Safiya and Simply together have such like high school besties energy it's so fun to watch them vibe together

[@allyski]

High school besties who still love each other 🥰

[@FeralRubberDuckie]

Bruh

[@lordfarquaad380]

I cannot BELIEVE Safiya bought 34 cans of tea and not one of them was an Arizona!!!

[@ashrowan2143]

They might have skipped the Arizonas since we have them in Canada

[@lordfarquaad380]

@@ashrowan2143 Yeah but they’re such a classic :(

[@kimikittiekat]

I think it was because these were supposed to be fancy ones, they mentioned them being all kind of expensive and arizona is known to be cheap

[@sweetea742]

@@kimikittiekat Yeah I remember finding really big cans of normal Arizona tea for a dollar, it was great though

[@DeathyAS]

They did say they brought way more but had to pair it down. So we might need a part 2

[@anahand4137]

Liquid death was originally made for people who might feel pressured to drink or are recovering from alcoholism to have at social events. Since it looks like a beer can you won't have people asking you all night why you aren't drinking. I think it's really cool :)

[@wanderingsoul881]

@@anahand4137 Another reason that they use cans is apparently cause metal is more recyclable than plastic bottles

[@montananerd8244]

And nothing beats a cold can!

[@iriss_siri]

this is so cool! I literally discovered this at the weekend and was wondering why it looks so much like a beer can. the more you know 😊

[@GabryellPride]

There's something comforting in any Simply/Safiya vid with the boys in the background. Like, that's the feel-good unproblematic OG youtube content I live for. Also, they are so easily unhinged, it's glorious!! Love you all guys!

[@autycoffee]

The fact that “is it supposed to taste purple?” is a question that makes sense to me

[@Asbestosqueen]

Liquid death is actually designed to look like a craft beer can! They were created out of the vans warped tour scene, so thats where they get a lot of the hardcore branding from. And the original purpose of creating the product was so artists could drink branded water easily on stage instead of putting it in branded beer/energy drink cans and recovering alcoholics could have a completely innocuous looking non-alc beverages to seamlessly blend in with those drinking in social situations and avoid awkward "why arent you drinking?" Conversations.

[@cypriennezed5640]

LOL Safiya just talks faster and faster as it goes -- CAFFEINE!

[@porschiawilli6063]

Can I just say OMG how good does Simply look like her hair is so healthy and gorg you can also tell shes been lifting cause her arms and traps SNATCHED 🥰🥰🥰

[@littleleafy]

@porschiawilli6063 I agree and I think her eyebrows are looking extra good too. And her skin ! So glad to see her skin seems happier after the reactions she was dealing with

[@MrsWill-wd3mb]

I hate to say this because I love Boba tea but... I've never had a pre-made Boba tea that was good.

[@starlinguk]

Why do people like frog spawn in their tea?

[@thespankmyfrank]

​@@starlinguk What the actual fuck 😭 I can't speak for anyone else but I love tapioca pearls, but I don't really like those popping ones or jellies. I just loooove the chewy texture. You'll find the same texture in a lot of other Asian foods, like mochi or tteokbokki. Delicious!

[@katgirlofthenight]

100% agree, the canned boba texture is NOT what you want from boba

[@BlackDawnYaoiLover]

I love sweet tea but the only prepackaged tea that I have looked is Milo's tea and that's literally just black tea, water and sugar plus like maybe one preservative All the others taste like trash

[@redred7702]

@@starlinguk Cause the pearls have a nice texture and tastes good depending on where you’re getting it from. You don’t have to like it, but don’t yuck other people’s yum.

[@claireisacamel]

My parents went to a Billy Joel concert recently and my mom comes back and says “they had this crazy looking water called Liquid Annihilation and it was the only water available and I thought it was one of those new drug drink things” and now I will probably always refer to liquid death as liquid annihilation 🤣🤣🤣🤣 missed branding opportunity

[@NadirEatsRocks]

I can't believe Saf didn't get Arizona, that's THE canned iced tea brand here in the states!

[@crunchyoats1862]

we have arizona teas in canada so it's probably not "exotic" enough lol

[@MonarchMercury]

Cristine's hair looks so good parted in the middle!!

[@themagicknightress7132]

Simply’s already wearing her summer shade lol

[@Clairymoo]

friends being cute together - the vibes at the end really made me smile!

[@jasmeen286]

It feels good as well as weird to see both of my teenage time favourite youtubers, to grow old and grow more in other ways also, like it feels just now simply was making videos sitting in her basement, on using silly nail toys and safiya used to make wish hauls and frenkin videos, as an old subscriber I really miss that time, because how could I forget them, when I grew up watching them :(

[@littlecuterosenbutton]

So happy Stream Highlights are back! Please keep them coming!

[@gotica]

My man works in a kambucha brewery, the lump thingies can appear especially as it can still ferment if it is outside of the fridge

[@missamelissa84]

Another Safiya Holo Taco collab... when? 🙂

[@ravencce]

this duo will never be wrong

[@tealwinkle5733]

Yerbamate is my favorite energy drink ever. It might not be in the energy drink category but it’s so delicious

[@marielarodriguezureta836]

Question: do you drink actual mate,or a canned version like the one they shown? Because as an Argentinian, the canned version is both intriguing and insulting? Like,YOU DRINK IT HOT! Why is it cold and canned!? Where is the ritual of preparing the mate? Both also,I want to try it

[@dddm.m6392]

Two glowing queens!!

[@beepboop815]

I missed these two omg

[@alairuiz814]

Cristine looks so gorgeous

[@christinaj723]

I love these peeps, they’re so fun 💕✨

[@kai_yue]

Watched the live and they're chaotic as always❤😂

[@sarangtae7185]

LOVE THIS COLLAB

[@sarahnoble6852]

Is Peace Tea ✌🏼a Midwest thing? Or do folks have that in other parts of the country? Those are iconic here in Michigan!

[@AgentMashGaming]

Loved THIS!!

[@randycharest4507]

I ENJOYED WATCHING THE VIDEO ladles ❤😊

[@Endlessly_Creative13]

I saw Cristine make a post about this on KZbin and I was immediately like “I MUST HEAD TO KZbin AND WATCH”

[@user-gp4ej4ip3v]

loving the polish

[@FrozenAngelWings69]

I love liquid death! So good!

[@veronicagarcia3259]

How was there no Arizona?!

[@ashrowan2143]

They might have skipped the Arizonas because we have those in Canada.

[@montananerd8244]

My friend was so proud that her 13 year old really loved kombucha. They had gone to an event that was serving tasters & staff didn’t know to limit kids. She was bragging how he tried every flavor twice so I did some math & showed her. He loved them because he had a little buzz lol! Luckily he only got about as drunk as an adult on 1/2 a mimosa lol but they stopped buying kombucha after that.

[@MaiseNow]

Omg I love the ridiculous energy in this vid

[@Sjivje]

OMG YOU'RE BACK

[@bekakunkei971]

I love them together hahaha

[@calzonexiv]

The Guayaki Yerba Mate mint is my go to drink if I can find it, next to Arizona tea lol

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

I recently tried this canned tea that's kind of expensive from Austria. I don't remember the name but it was sold as an energy tea. I believe it had green tea, ginger tea and mint and it was slightly sparkling. Not enough to make you burp though. More like a texture thing. And it was really interesting. It had a very herbal taste almost like herbal candy or more specifically herbal medicine. Think cough syrup made from plants kind of taste. And had a slight ginger spice to it. But it was super interesting. I believe the carbonation mixed with the ginger spice almost made it taste like a cocktail minus the alcohol which is a bonus as I don't like the taste of it. I think one of the callouts was energy because of the green tea. I've also fallen in love with the Pfanner Iced tea time to Melonice iced tea in a juice box type packaging. It's sweet and has a strong watermelon taste. It almost tastes like punch or something. One nice surprise though was in Menton, France. We've recently been there for two nights and I saw that this tea place called Palais du the sold an iced tea of the day for 3,50 euros. I was intrigued and tired it. I think they did it to promote their cold infusion teas. I went for a classic lemon tea. It was so good. I asked for no sugar and the tea tasted exactly like a fresh batch of earl gray (except with lemon rather than Bergamot) and had that dry aftertaste that steeped tea naturally has. I went for a classic as I was intimidated to try the peach and pineapple one in case I hated it. I'm a fan of lemon iced tea. In fact I wanted to use the lemon we bought there (they call themselves the capital city of the lemon in France) and make a pitcher or jug of iced tea to keep in the fridge. Maybe I can also add mint to make it fresher. Edit: I think the Austrian canned tea also had lemon in it too.

[@claireisacamel]

I love how Cristine’s southern accident sounds like Amanda Bynes on the Amanda Bynes show hahah

[@barachowaniokova2154]

omg simply looka sooo pretty in this video!!! she literally looks like shes 20 yo

[@tamrissa]

i am the tealady and i approve of this tea tasting colab

[@he4rt5]

no arizona??😭 too wellknown? lol

[@colin5227]

These are ones that they have in the USA but not Canada, and we have a lot of Arizona teas in Canada!

[@he4rt5]

@@colin5227 makes sense, thanks!

[@saradelaney4906]

Love Sarilla! Where did you buy it?

[@julieheiss7758]

Need to try Materva! 😋

[@DawnShipley1977]

I would love to hear your opinion on Vida Yerba Matté canned tea.

[@gatojazzito6832]

Simply saying YERBA 😂😂😂

[@deniserobinson8294]

I do enjoy the liquid death teas. They are a nice light flavor

[@calicocritterr]

did cristine get her eyebrows done?? they look so gooddddd!!!

[@gunstarheroine5173]

Ok but a Saflogical / Ghostfiles collab would KILL

[@Othehughmanatee]

Y’all must have been BMing like pros with all those probiotics consumed in one day 😂

[@loganu4664]

My dad is literally addicted to Liquid Death. There's always at least one case of it in our house at all times

[@TwelvetreeZ]

God, they must have been buzzing on caffeine afterwards 😂

[@panpetertszhei_crazy]

I miss the stream looks fun

[@zessonateacloud]

I'm confused, has ice tea in the US carbonation? Because that sounds so weird. Where I'm from ice tea is almost always flat.

[@AdennFox]

It's not standard. But we Americans are a little obsessed with seltzers right now so a carbonated tea isn't that far off as a novelty.

[@zessonateacloud]

@@AdennFox Ah, thanks.

[@xoltacueponi]

hoptea is a very tasty tea beer :3 one of my favs

[@alexwhitehead3945]

where are they that they have a wegmans?

[@caliiinoel]

the sound effect at 5:24 literally made me snort

[@hulyagumus2254]

Show them your tea shirt 😂😂

[@nikitaruivenkamp6817]

I read canned tears, I hate my brain 😂🥲

[@riverstix8052]

I was so confused by what a canned tea was with just the title lol

[@riverstix8052]

I’m not even Canadian I’m American 😭

[@Rednails555]

SAME😭😭

[@kyliestockholm8290]

@@riverstix8052what? Arizona Green Tea is a staple here and that’s just the more mainstream 🤣

[@Mykasan]

most of us in the chat were too.

[@punkrockposer4133]

Canned tea is so American how'd you escape the plague

[@PaytonElizabeth05]

You need to come out with a tea maybe inspired by the franken tea

[@Lyssa_Lynn]

I lowkey forgot about you. I’m happy to see your lovely face again hope you are doing well

[@kyliestockholm8290]

Forgot!?!? I could never 🤣

[@helennguyen8818]

no arizona tea is WILD

[@rik4754]

When did her hair get so short? 😮 I think I missed a few videos 😅

[@StephMacDonald1031]

I have a man in finance! He is a CFA. 5’7, brown eyes, and my wonderful husband of 14 years!

[@beauty46001]

My fiance is obsessed with the Liquid Death Grim Reapers. Helped him quit sodas completely.

[@yumeironeko]

Root beer does have a good bite! It's not just sugar.

[@sophiafrancis7436]

Most of your serotonin is made in your gut. So gut health and it's connection to mental health is a high concern in America right now. (not to mention the havoc stress wrecks on tummies)

[@jasmingovers4403]

Whoa I haven't seen a video of Simply in a while..

[@kellyrowe4075]

Every time they say blue rizzler I can only think of Nerizzler and Biboo Tax and now I genuinely wonder if anyone here actually knows Hololive.

[@alitatripp9822]

Az green tea

[@meimei51793]

1:14 same when i buy canned tea.

[@hayleymariemills]

The ONLY thing I drink is homemade sweet tea and Pureleaf Extra sweet tea.. it's the only premade packaged tea that is just like homemade brewed tea!

[@MissCaraMint]

Everyone in this video has beautiful eyebrows.

[@b.k8051]

Safiya is definitely the top in this relationship

[@kendeldixon6944]

Halo, sorry for fast forwarding. My internet and data wasn't working. You trimmed the live. But I'm backkkkkk 😊

[@calzonexiv]

6:03 what is that at the bottom of the screen, is it supposed to be Simply in a hooded robe of some kind? 🤣

[@Isabelle_h925]

bro i cant belive safiya said “at least 24 teas” and i counted and it was 24 teas bro

[@belen-1808]

Cristine should try mate, she would hate it tho

[@Jenna.L.Knowles]

We have like 1 canned tea brand in my local supermarket (In New Zealand) and it taste terrible haha

[@VoidVerification]

Why does everyone seem toasted? 😂

[@0_skyler_0]

11:34 I also didn’t realize that😅I’m also 22 so thank you cristine for letting me know what the kids say and it’s meaning😭😭

[@pumsri]

😂.. can't stop laughing.... After drinking either Tea or Coffee..humanBody's going to PEE..as its automatic reactions.

[@pauvzla]

I absolutely love u both and i jump with joy when i see you two together! but that being said imma be real... i miss the old format videos, shes mostly only doing edits of lives and for some reason they havend had the same vibe, i miss dedicated videos :(

[@nathalyquezada184]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@amandajingleheimerschmidt3050]

I guess they didn’t want to skew the results by trying any “hard” iced teas…

[@sarahmzni]

greta van fleet mention RAHHHHH

[@aug205]

greta van fleet made a drink?

[@bookcrazy001]

I wish honey was more popular than stevia for 50% of these types of teas

[@MikaMonster92]

Greta Van Fleet makes TEA?! Since whennnnnn

[@niftycardigan]

“30 year olds exist”

[@mrthingie22]

I really hope Kristine is helping saf

[@mrthingie22]

Omg is saf an addict 😳.

[@abanana]

oo

[@sophiae.anderson4646]

What have I missed the last few months? Simply, why your hair look so short?

[@itscharliequeen]

♡♡♡♡♡♡

[@artsyapple6509]

I had NO IDEA it was short for Charisma. Wow. TIL

[@madalinak7244]

MORE

[@plutoscave2066]

I feel like CDawgVA should be there 😂