Simpsons soccer riot.mp4

[@AmericasComic]

Simpsons had the best guest stars; I can't believe they got Ariaga, Ariaga 2, Bariaga, Aruglia, and Pizzoza on the same episode.

[@dawicked2k8]

The disrespect on my man Ariaga 3

[@AmericasComic]

@@dawicked2k8 Rest in power Ariaga 3

[@lomoney6011]

And Pele!

[@nateflora732]

@@lomoney6011 with his signature crestfield wax paper !!!

[@HDX_47]

@@lomoney6011 pffft, he's not worth to even polish the boots of Pizzuza

[@ChrisManley1994]

“It’s all here, fast kickin’, low scorin’ and ties? YOU BET!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@guy_incognito___5480]

I still laugh about that since they imply it's a boring game. At least football (soccer) has no time pauses. They play 45 minutes straight twice and maybe an overtime if the game mode requires it. American football (NFL) has a fucking shitload of interruptions and commercial breaks. You watch the game half the time and just wait during the other half.

[@senanmolloy9766]

@@guy_incognito___5480 football/soccer doesn't work in usa because you can't pause it every 2 mins for fucking ads

[@TheBfutgreg]

@@guy_incognito___5480 I personally believe hockey is the anti-football/soccer sport, divided into fewer chunks (3 periods), smaller arena therefore a faster pace, only downside imo is the difficulty of seeing the puck in action, at least modern high definition broadcasts make that easier

[@tobito3100]

@@TheBfutgreg They have a point though. I mean we have games that end in a 0-0 tie in soccer. Wth is up with that?

[@tobito3100]

@@TheBfutgreg I agree with you about hockey though. Love the sport myself.

[@DiegoDiaz-vm9xx]

"Mayor Quimby has declared mob rule", I'm dying here

[@kelseyyamamoto4688]

So this is the Simpson's version of the purge 😅

[@AidanFarren-Hart]

2:38 - Willie totally should’ve called it ‘football’.

[@johnnymcblaze]

Nah, in America you have to call it soccer, it's the law.

[@prezzyjim]

Agreed, he should’ve

[@scooter7977]

"fitba"

[@hillbillydelux]

Depends on how long he's been here.

[@RubyDoobieScoo]

He probably prefers being correct though.

[@willr8764]

ZEPPELIN RULES!

[@jurisprudens]

No, for us baseball is all about some overly complex "base runnings", ball throwing, hitting the ball with a bat, everyone else doing nothing.... It is something completely incomprehensible! )))

[@babauranai]

mas fome que la chucha el baseball. Deporte de escupir y agarrarse las weas

[@scottmcgeachie5146]

Its basically rounders.

[@juanjuean2591]

@@bootleg8720 USA! USA! USA!

[@canadianbacon2693]

This is how anyone with a short attention span perceives baseball.

[@darkjediMIK]

“Can’t this town go one day without a riot?”

[@guarmaz6316]

@genio pensante Are you being sarcastic or a snowflake?

[@princelevi3733]

Unfortunately the new season rarely have riots now hell the characters barely do anything now.

[@MrRobotVPN]

"Snowflake is a word used by sociopaths in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy." - John Cleese

[@guarmaz6316]

@@MrRobotVPN *SOCIETY*

[@MrRobotVPN]

"Snowflake is a word used by sociopaths in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy." - John Cleese

[@Brew311]

Portugal vs. Mexico wouldn’t be a bad soccer game to see.

[@NautilusSSN571]

Of course, Mexico getting their ass whooped would be so fun to watch.

[@toschu6117]

This joke only works because americans believe they have to be the best nation in every sports

[@recapnerd2657]

@@toschu6117 here we are today and most of America doesn’t think we’re good enough to win 😓

[@datboi9539]

Last few times that happened Portugal was the better team

[@NautilusSSN571]

@@recapnerd2657 Cause you're not, Portugal is one of the world's most successful teams, Mexico on the other sucks compared to most other decent teams.

[@humulos]

1:00 Bart grows up so fast

[@Ray4thewin]

I don't get it?!

[@jcrossan1351]

In one frame there’s an adult instead of Bart sitting next to Marge

[@llamaryder1]

Boy I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder

[@Ray4thewin]

I see. Thanks!!

[@screenfixer1936]

@@llamaryder1 magia, Cheers from an italian fan

[@Jo-un6es]

Man I wish Paella men were everywhere. Shit is some good cooking and I couldn't get enough of it.

[@lilb1190]

Paella is really good but not sure I would trust it from a soccer game

[@lobomalsano]

lilb1190 yeah like eating stuffed pork off a football match

[@mattp0014]

@@lilb1190 excuse the ignorance, but what is paella? I've always wondered

[@ezrazonable4992]

Wind yer neck in "Jo"

[@tocandycane19]

@@mattp0014 its a kind of rice casserole with saffron, its a bit like jambalaya if you've had that

[@richardsalas2845]

3:12 i love how the kids tips the dog over and just lays there unphased

[@ciaranmcloughlin7165]

If this were real life, the dog would probably try to bite them.

[@gilbertotoledo1421]

I had never noticed that. Lol

[@RomanesEuntDomus.]

You should learn English

[@radscorpion8]

the dog was great. he just gives up on life lol

[@Glopdemon]

That and the couple of seconds of Nelson making Milhouse cry always crack me up

[@arrownoir]

I love how there’s a bag of money waiting for him after shilling.

[@TheCleaner76]

Hi I'm being paid millions of dollar to endorse this terrible product 💰

[@Wis_Dom]

@@TheCleaner76 Like YOU wouldn't? WE ALL WOULD!

[@TheCleaner76]

@@Wis_Dom it was a joke that what most of them are thinking

[@JavaoftheLava]

I love how Barney is just unstoppable

[@adamcheklat7387]

He’s a bulldozer!

[@michaelkowal3230]

He charged through a crowd of people like it was nothing

[@hisokamorow3611]

@@michaelkowal3230 hahaha could you do the same?

[@michaelkowal3230]

@@hisokamorow3611 nope

[@18karatgold6]

I don’t blame Barney, I’d be upset too if my drinks were knocked over

[@StrangeDaysGaming]

"hard to believe this was once an internment camp."

[@dhrgkbqxtjr2743]

Predictive programming

[@billyeveryteen7328]

@@dhrgkbqxtjr2743 What the hell? Predictive how? Internment camps were used during the second World War.

[@dhrgkbqxtjr2743]

@@billyeveryteen7328 Predictive programming doesn't care about the past. Only the future.

[@NavidIsANoob]

It's a reference to the fascist occupation of Pinochet in Chile and how he locked up tens of thousands of people in Santiago's football stadium.

[@ilovehelldivers5317]

@@NavidIsANoob huh, so it was that after all

[@firebird6522]

"C'mon, boys, let's take 'em to school." Almost as good as "Homer, if you want to kill someone on your way out, it would really help me out a lot" from You Only Move Twice.

[@andykishore]

I literally came here just for that part.

[@fanatamon]

Hank Scorpio is classic.

[@rhyssanders9122]

Damn Lenny can throw hands, flung Skinner back like six feet with a stomach punch - war hero indeed, but I wont say anything about how he lives.

[@speakerroach4015]

References ! I likey!

[@codylamp6814]

"Hard to believe this used to be an internment camp" , that is one dark subtle joke.

[@A.M.Noon94]

I love how Barney goes Juggernaut mode when they spill his beer

[@lkrnpk]

''you will see all your favorite soccer stars like Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Ronaldo 2''

[@johndickson76]

and Romario, Rivelino and Rivaldo!

[@camilosolo6855]

Ronaldo 2 jejejejeje

[@ivantheterrible2594]

Dr. Hibbert: Now, now, there's no need for violence! Moe: Ah sure there is!

[@Greg1899]

It's Skinner and not Dr. Hibbert.

[@Knownwhale462]

"Watch the fish Marge 😏" *Fish gets yoinked* 😯 🤣 loved that scene

[@Xcoolydiego]

haha homer's face is priceless too right after lol

[@18karatgold6]

“Jobbers cobknots, ya mucker!” LMAO

[@ChrisManley1994]

“All done!” 😂😂😂😂

[@psolo3]

"reacting swiftly, Mayor Quimby has declared mob rule" gets me every time

[@DetectiveMcGarnacle]

Dr hibbert choking dr nick just kills me

[@chefman470]

I love how everything goes straight to hell in Springfield just cuz soccer came into town.

[@n00bforever]

Springfield riots over the smallest thing. Didnt't they burn the city down because Bart and Lisa wouldn't fight to the death when they played vs each other in Hockey?

[@JaxonHex]

Have you seen real life football riots? It's almost like the sport was made for Springfeild.

[@fanatamon]

I wish my town would it would be classic although the fuzz would go off.

[@princessmarlena1359]

2:50 Plot twist: Nelson and Milhouse didn’t even realize there was a riot going on around them.

[@chefcook09]

1:17 RIP Pele 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

[@gabrielaacosta1157]

We miss you Pele

[@bbz232]

The Simpsons always had the best riots and I always loved the chaotic music that played.

[@ciaranmcloughlin7165]

2:36 Stuff getting in Lenny's eye was such a running gag that his right eye is actually half-closed if you pause here.

[@MinutemanOutdoors]

Good stuff.

[@speakerroach4015]

A war hero vs Ex Green Beret ? Who wins?

[@deandresinclair]

2:37 yah they called this a soccer riot!?!? Yeh come on boys, let's take'em to school!!!!!!

[@RyunosukeHachi]

“Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!”

[@deandresinclair]

@@RyunosukeHachi ya!!!👊👊

[@vlastelinprislic286]

What is it that the last "Scottish" guy says to Homer?

[@deandresinclair]

@@vlastelinprislic286 yeah

[@deandresinclair]

@E- World indeed

[@EHH246]

I love how Kent Brockman is bored while the foreign correspondent is excited despite the fact they are reporting on the exact same play.

[@NYCZ31]

And in South American country even the foreign commentator would be considered quiet, the radio commentators are the famously animated ones and people usually mute the TV and listen to the radio audio instead

[@zweePOP]

yeah, that’s the joke

[@user-pp6pr5fg8w]

That's why soccer and latin america both fucking suck

[@theradionicrevival8068]

A reading your comment reminded me of the fear of growing up without a father figure Shit sounds scary af

[@tomdrawsstuffs6092]

@@user-pp6pr5fg8w that’s great man you know the sun? you should look at it sometime

[@shanechannel7066]

Fun fact: the fish alarm is a reference to the movie 'Cape fear'. Investigator kersek ties a monofilament fishing line around the inside of the house, connecting each doorknob, wrapped around a teddy bear. If someone attempts to open the door to get inside, the teddy bear will move.

[@andrewpowell1734]

“Somebody’s got to stop them.” “Let’s wait until they burn the school down.” 😅

[@Incognito-bo2he]

I like how Eddie and Clancy are in their uniforms while watching the game

[@grandaced]

Ahhhh yes, this is the Simpsons I grew up on. Does me heart good

[@ErikE_]

2:47 That happy dude throwing someone down from the stands 😂😂

[@treyb387]

This isn't an entirely accurate soccer game since no one is diving and faking injuries.

[@tyrant-den884]

That's doesn't happen until a few hours in when the ball is moving.

[@Gunsolleys6]

Only Brazilians and Chileans do that

[@naedanger123]

@Jason Allen As someone from the U.K. (fitbaw central), I confirm that they most certainly do just that in the game.

[@OLBastholm]

@@naedanger123 Very rarely.

[@naedanger123]

@@OLBastholm I’d concede with merely “rarely”, “very” is a stretch

[@TheAlSnowShow]

they’re rioting at a college level!

[@bluecanine3374]

"Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!"

[@RamrodAI]

Yay Clone High!

[@billcrotts5456]

I was laughing so hard after "open wide for some soccer" I missed the rest of the clip

[@ashpollock9907]

Homers "I...dont know". Always cracks me up.

[@Rhahdhdn]

I think there is at least one joke every 5 seconds in this clip… Classic Simpsons was something else.

[@shanewofford7528]

I love how Kent's news report is on Ned's TV while Snake is carrying it out

[@FJLink]

woah, nice catch

[@ALJZ]

11 years later, Ronaldo loses his supposed last fifa World Cup in Qatar and mexico didn’t even qualify

[@aaronluna4779]

For being a Mexican and a Portuguese, I am extremely torn with the game.

[@vsgfilmgroup]

No matter who loses, you still win! Kind of....

[@justanobadi6655]

I like to see that bart's cultured even if it proves he eats the devil's lettuce (cilantro)

[@vihustle]

2022 and this is still friggin hilarious! Snake walks out with the TV still ON….😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@themandownthehall]

I have seen this scene dozens of times and never noticed that! It's those little things that made the classic Simpson's so good..

[@EAcapuccino]

02:30 - NEVER under any circumstances get between Barney and his beer! 🍻 He could make a Soccer ⚽ riot a living hell! 😂

[@Gubalicious]

"Reacting swiftly, Mayor Quimby has declared mob rule" 😂

[@DBremer37]

"Traditional" soccer riot😂😂😂

[@tyrant-den884]

I most places the riot is the whole point.

[@kickedinthecalfbyacow7549]

It’s like a basketball riot, except the players don’t get involved

[@TravisBroski]

This is almost literally how the Soccer War happened

[@hobomike6935]

you say that like it isn't an ongoing conflict even today

[@wolfson109]

All your favourite soccer stars: Ariaga, Ariaga II, Bariaga, Arugia

[@Ofdensen]

And Bizotza.

[@raymofarrell19]

AND THEY'LL ALL BE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS

[@artvandelay8767]

Ariaga II is my favorite player.

[@nazart7830]

That was one hell of a soccer commercial dude, I would go see it and get bored the same.

[@gorflunk]

Rest In Peace, Pele.

[@jordanrobinson3557]

A karate fight, someone being thrown to their death and Milhouse tapping out to Nelson. Chaos.

[@warellis]

It's amazing how an ordinary soccer riot turned into auch hooliganism.

[@KSV_]

Sports Riot are tradition

[@NeidalRuekk]

I'm morbidly curious what that fish would have done

[@dubsy1026]

Well it's set up to focus torchlight at it, so I guess the idea was to try to cook it alive?

[@54032Zepol]

Once the door opened the string would turn on the flashlight the light beam would then magnify burning the string attached to the clock with its momentum and weight it would plunge into the bowl causing a wave of motion and to scare the fish into attack mode thus jumping into the intruders face killing them, they never stood a chance.

[@NeidalRuekk]

@@54032Zepol I am now using the very same device to protect my home. Screw guns, fish is the way!

[@18karatgold6]

I don’t blame Barney for being upset, I’d be upset too if my drinks were knocked over

[@stevenponte6655]

imagine if Barney had tickets for Qatar!!!

[@timskywalker]

Excuse me sir I believe you have my tv... sir

[@NazriB]

Sounds like sexist rather than racist

[@Polkovic]

Jobbers Cornnuts YA Mucker!!!

[@Kommandant4298-ui8jw]

"All Done!"

[@carultch]

Who speaks for the Jobbers Cobnauts rioting Scotsman?

[@DesertCavalier]

I love that Kent Brockman ducks a thrown bottle during his news report and doesn't bat an eye.

[@johns204]

I love the way even Dr Hibbert is fighting.....

[@Nick_Rogue]

"E-E-Excuse me sir, I think you've got my TV... Sir?"

[@Mandalorian_Goblinslayer]

England vs Italy 2021

[@maxwelljames3573]

There wasn't event that much rioting this time, it was just too depressing.

[@Dracogame]

@@maxwelljames3573 90% of the audience was english, they all left before the end celebration.

[@toptonychick]

"Watch the fish, Marge!". Homers grin.....lol!

[@antoniobanderas7810]

"From the big house.... to your house" always gets me 😂🤣

[@rue-mell5856]

1:26 he got paid on the spot haha

[@SigmaRho2922]

Mexico vs portugal was predicted as the 2026 world cup final.

[@ClaraFinn]

I mean it kinda worked. The burglar only took the fish and nothing else. Simpson you diabolical...

[@mickeyhutchinson6922]

Oh wait the bees are leaving

[@BrownBomber92181]

I love how Willie's goons have a steel pipe and a crow bar 🤣

[@cooliereddz4141]

Center holds it!! Holds it!! Holds it!!!!!!

[@Detective_Bonghits]

The valet bringing back the on fire car kills me

[@Thaumic89]

2:40 Willie being like,let's show them how it's done boys 😅 😂 👍 2:45,3:07 absolute chaos,also when the pedestrian riot in Grand Theft Auto has been activated 😅 😂 👍

[@tamhaswoods9056]

1:31 FIFA 19 AI

[@navchinna]

Anyone here after world cup?

[@michelvandammeffm1032]

I think its Skinner´s Hand that catched the Fish 😅

[@neilljamesmorgan]

R. Ireland v England 1995 lol

[@TheWillog]

great goal by david kelly

[@guilhermeodai]

I thought of this episode yesterday while watching Spain playing in the World Cup, only to find it on my recommendations. The action at 1:30 is too accurate

[@Mark.M87]

Even the commentator was bored!

[@IamGenoBlack]

You didn’t see the WC Final apparently

[@jordancampbell6775]

1:29 World Cup Game: England vs USA (2022).

[@Marelfan]

2:31 Barney goes full HULK MODE!

[@pedrohenriquemoraessantos1164]

More like the rhino

[@im_the_elon_musk_of_lurkin3719]

2026 World Cup Final in the USA is going to be Mexico vs Portugal Simpsons confirmed.

[@meekermoo752]

I love how kent Brockman can casually walk through that hell riot 😅

[@PowerStruggle555]

Nelson why were you were rioting Nelson: There was a riot?

[@jeremytessier5316]

"Come on boys. Let's take 'em to skewel!"

[@robeardear]

That paella toss is so smoothly animated!

[@Pouzar1]

Absolutely hilarious. Loved it. The difference is the hockey players are the thugs, while their fans are pretty civilized. In football it's the fans (supporters) who are the Neanderthals, not the players. Both sports are plagued with rampant diving of course. Despite their flaws they are my two favorite sports. I grew up in the cradle of baseball in greater New York and I love that game as well. .

[@JuicedLeaf]

Reminds me of the old saying that Football is a gentleman’s game enjoyed by thugs whilst Rugby is a thug’s game enjoyed by gentleman.

[@TomiKaski]

Football/soccer player: barely being touched by a tackle, pretends to be hurt... Hockey player: gets destroyed by a tackle, pretends to be alright...

[@tmuxor]

Did you say hockey players dive? That happens a lot less than in soccer I reckon. And embellishment happens all the time in soccer, whereas in the NHL you get a penalty for embellishment.

[@slossboss]

@@TomiKaski That's because the clock never stops and running out the clock is a well used and abused strategy when you're in the lead.

[@mk-ultraviolence1760]

Yeah the Vancouver Stanley Cup Riot begs to differ.

[@jellyh6545]

3:27 Somebody's gotta stop them!

[@carlos9484]

2:34 Moe flew to the moon

[@clownplayer7265]

So, Willie is annoyed at the riot and the gme just because is not violent enough?.........Oh, right, I forgot who I was talking about.

[@hectorleon465]

Watching the world cup of soccer right now i cant believe how this clip is accurate with the tie game lmao 😆

[@sohamdas4974]

This is how Portugal played against Morocco in quarter final 😂😂😂😂

[@NewGuy2534]

Summer of 2020 in a nutshell. It’s all peaceful protesting.

[@kodaloid]

The residents of Springfield share so many hobbies together.

[@theclumsybritishgamer6590]

My question is why did Principal Skinner steal the Simpson's fish? 🤣

[@jimmymeridian5174]

so that you couldn’t watch the fish.

[@hobomike6935]

he mistook it for steamed clams

[@dandycrow2821]

RIP Pelé.

[@jellyh6545]

2:53 Homer, we've gotta get out of here

[@deandresinclair]

Aw but I wanna do some rioting *pushing*

[@mxplk]

@1:15 Pele just died today, December 29, 2022.

[@RoyalKnightVIII]

I love the dissonance between the simpsons and how it's seen in south america. The anglo created simpsons ar bored by soccer but in a lot of official simpsons art from SA has them not only playing soccer but loving it and having teams

[@SEBA005]

Football*

[@parhhesia]

Gods the writing was strong back then!

[@VanillaLimeCoke]

What was Homer's burglar fish alarm supposed to do??

[@meekermoo752]

I like how none of you mentioned dr hibert and nick finally duking it out 😂 2:52

[@scarypineapple8608]

Did you need to talk about it? I’m here for you.

[@berezyn]

Lenny’s got quite the punch… can violently knock back a war veteran in one blow 💪

[@MiningForPies]

Armin didn’t go to war. Seymour Skinner did

[@codymoe4986]

Because war veterans are invincible supermen?