Skate City Heroes - Just Bad Games

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@rerez
@rerez Жыл бұрын
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@MrStrongArmAlchemist
@MrStrongArmAlchemist Жыл бұрын
I love your videos
@Akuretaki_Nikolay
@Akuretaki_Nikolay Жыл бұрын
OMG a wii game review MY FAVORITE. Rerez best KZbin channel for years - and that comes from Akuretaki LETSGO
@kaydwessie296
@kaydwessie296 Жыл бұрын
Someone in the comments mentioned having this game and it's making me wonder what I should do if I own a really atrocious, completely torturous PS2 game that I want to send you guys
@NiekNooijens
@NiekNooijens Жыл бұрын
But... you forgot to play it with the balance board!! 😢😢
@thedotgiver2820
@thedotgiver2820 Жыл бұрын
..
@angelabryant9766
@angelabryant9766 Жыл бұрын
I gotta admit, I kinda like Virus's character design, and the basic concept of a robot built for a casino busting loose and playing a twisted game. If only there was a good story or game to give with him..
@DrawciaGleam02
@DrawciaGleam02 Жыл бұрын
Same! Glad I'm not the only one thinking this!
@dylanbednarz4430
@dylanbednarz4430 Жыл бұрын
@@DrawciaGleam02ipo
@LordBigSlime
@LordBigSlime Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same about Jalice's design, actually. It really reminds me of Ulala from Space Channel 5 if she was in Jet Set Radio. I dig it.
@viscountrainbows2857
@viscountrainbows2857 Жыл бұрын
This game is a culmination of All Good Ideas/All Terrible Execution
@Vulpas
@Vulpas Жыл бұрын
Me too, there is a certain 34th rule I'm gonna check out later...
@DanTheMeek
@DanTheMeek Жыл бұрын
Developers pulled a Poochie at the end, had everything short of "Note: Virus died on the way back to his home planet."
@jmal
@jmal 11 ай бұрын
I thought it was more of a Blood Debts-style ending.
@bloopahVIII
@bloopahVIII 9 ай бұрын
virus died on the way back to his casino
@lacriaturadekentucky
@lacriaturadekentucky 4 ай бұрын
​@@jmalvirus, age ??, gave himself up to the police after the incident, he is now serving a life sentence
@LOL-gn5oh
@LOL-gn5oh Жыл бұрын
The character design of this game is clearly that of someone who has never worked with anime/manga-style, but was hired to do so.
@ExtremeWreck
@ExtremeWreck Жыл бұрын
Yeah it has that kinda look similar to My Life Me.
@KasumiRINA
@KasumiRINA Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Septerra Core, mixed with Bratz dolls and Spice World, really.
@someidiotmetalhead
@someidiotmetalhead Жыл бұрын
Very "how-to-draw-manga book" vibes
@terminallygray
@terminallygray Жыл бұрын
They said Anime. they didn't specify western style or Japanese style
@blizyon30fps86
@blizyon30fps86 11 ай бұрын
@@terminallygraywestern style anime still looks different though for example avatar or the boondocks
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid Жыл бұрын
For real, I'd TOTALLY play 'Tony the Hedghawk's Jet Set Adventure'.
@TheCapelessCrusader
@TheCapelessCrusader 6 ай бұрын
Tony the Hedghawk sounds like someone's bizarre cross-species Sonic OC
@lucintiasangma1079
@lucintiasangma1079 2 ай бұрын
​@@TheCapelessCrusaderI love it
@shinyagumon7015
@shinyagumon7015 Жыл бұрын
I love how the game just randomly brings back our kidnapped friend because the designers couldn't be bothered to animate another character doing the tutorial demonstration. This game does what a lot of bad games you cover seem to do: they copy and patch together different successful gameplay mechanics hoping that they will bring players in, but as the old saying goes, "Too many cooks spoil the broth," so instead of complimenting each other, the game just becomes a mess of half-baked ideas that don't fit.
@ultimapower6950
@ultimapower6950 Жыл бұрын
Perhaps Chnaq secretly loves being kidnapped
@QJ89
@QJ89 Жыл бұрын
Maybe this was a clone of Ching devised to get Jalice's hopes up? And maybe they're both aliens? And maybe this game is typical Wii garbage? And Ching's name sounds... kinda racist.
@blakksheep736
@blakksheep736 Жыл бұрын
@@ultimapower6950 I kinda assumed he was under mind control.
@ultimapower6950
@ultimapower6950 Жыл бұрын
@@blakksheep736 oh yeah he was probably being mind controlled by an unseen force to unkidnap himself but then that would cause a non-canon event that would wipe out the Skate City Heroes Universe so he once he snapped out of said mind control he rekidnapped himself. Edit the og reply had an “All Your Bases Are Belong To Us” moment
@GottaFistDemAll
@GottaFistDemAll Жыл бұрын
They could had just added that part in the tutorial, I'm not sure what compel the devs to go in that direction instead.
@dardanik
@dardanik Жыл бұрын
Gotta love how the developers half assed everything, but took the time to code boob physics.
@terminallygray
@terminallygray Жыл бұрын
"Jiggle" physics.
@michaelmooney4024
@michaelmooney4024 Жыл бұрын
They may have had static expressions, but they had jiggle physics. The developer had priorities. Not in any sane order, but they had them.
@marceloaranibar8802
@marceloaranibar8802 11 ай бұрын
Jiggle what? Where?
@CoffeeFlavoredMilk
@CoffeeFlavoredMilk 11 ай бұрын
The Jalice characters reminds me a lot of Ulala from Space Channel 5 for some reason. I mean the game tries to ape Jet Set Radio in aesthetics, what's another dormant SEGA IP to them?
@zombifiedpariah7392
@zombifiedpariah7392 11 ай бұрын
Uh...you and your 73 likes do realize these characters are 12 to 14 year old CHILDREN, right...?
@michaelmooney4024
@michaelmooney4024 11 ай бұрын
@@zombifiedpariah7392 Yes I do, maybe you missed the fact that my comment was judgmental?
@zombifiedpariah7392
@zombifiedpariah7392 11 ай бұрын
@@michaelmooney4024 How am I supposed to pick that up by reading text? You know I can't telepathically sense sarcasm, right?
@ninjacat230
@ninjacat230 Жыл бұрын
the "laser" ability seems more like Just Cause than Pursuit Force, since you are essentially using a grappling hook.
@chanceForNotBeingRapper
@chanceForNotBeingRapper Жыл бұрын
I didn't played the first one, but it has the ability? that's truly an advanced game at its time
@thegamingprozone1941
@thegamingprozone1941 Жыл бұрын
Man remember Just Cause what happened to the franchise?
@First-Last_name
@First-Last_name Жыл бұрын
​@@chanceForNotBeingRapperyes, grappling hook, surfing cars, and parasailing on vehicles was the selling point of the first one. That and a large open world with no load times between missions. Which is standard now, was worth mentioning then.
@BBGP.5003
@BBGP.5003 Жыл бұрын
Picked this game over Mario Galaxy when I was young. Thanks for reminding me of a haunting memory.
@terminallygray
@terminallygray Жыл бұрын
Those who fail to learn from mistakes, are going to repeat them. A painful lesson, not so much a haunting memory (unless you count the ghosts of the money you wasted on this game.)
@Hardhead456
@Hardhead456 10 ай бұрын
Im sorry How tf did you think that this game is better than mario galaxy Even as a kid you should have some kind of idea Skill issue 100000%
@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 10 ай бұрын
​@@Hardhead456Such puny mindset.
@PearangeProductions
@PearangeProductions 10 ай бұрын
I hope you got Mario Galaxy afterward. You honestly _needed_ that game after suffering through this one.
@ThiccSteveYT
@ThiccSteveYT 9 ай бұрын
Just note that there's two Mario Galaxy games, and I probably think that a third one might release on the Switch.
@benjaminolson7206
@benjaminolson7206 Жыл бұрын
This game is what happens when you have a giant, free-wheeling, no-bad-ideas brainstorm session and then somehow use all the ideas.
@kevinpierce9780
@kevinpierce9780 Жыл бұрын
Please keep bringing back "That's how Shane dies". It's somehow funny every time
@Briver64
@Briver64 Жыл бұрын
This really looks like a game that could've been a cult classic if the execution was better. It's derivative, but it has style and some cool ideas. Stuff like wall riding then jumping to get up a wall, using the lazer grapple, especially if you could release it mid-pull for a speed boost like when skaters hold on to the back of a car. And mixing skating with combat could be cool. But sometimes games just aren't made to their full or even half potential for many reasons. Oh well, at least it made for a fun JBG episode.
@Yuli_Ban
@Yuli_Ban 9 ай бұрын
Exactly my take. As someone obsessed with Jet Set Radio, Tony Hawk, and Sonic Adventure (concurrently at one point), this would have been the bee's knees for me as a young'un. The game and its concept deserved so much better.
@isenokami7810
@isenokami7810 6 ай бұрын
This is one of those games you want to give to an indie studio and tell them “there are some neat ideas in here, can you make this but good?”
@di11_9
@di11_9 Жыл бұрын
Their entire budget went into the characters jiggle physics
@weirdotzero7065
@weirdotzero7065 Жыл бұрын
You know. I would actually like to see a spiritual successor to this game that has some time, effort, and budget put into it. A lot of actually cool ideas and concepts for a fun game in the making.
@MalekitGJ
@MalekitGJ Жыл бұрын
It has one, it's called PS2 Release
@gooburr411
@gooburr411 Жыл бұрын
@@MalekitGJ tbh from what I can tell removing the motion controls seems like a bandaid fix. like sure it'd be a big help but there's still a LOT of fundamental issues that go much deeper than just the motion aspect of the controls
@PunishedSpindle300
@PunishedSpindle300 Жыл бұрын
You should try out Bomb rush cyberpunk
@Yellowboat26
@Yellowboat26 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking that too.@@PunishedSpindle300
@scottthewaterwarrior
@scottthewaterwarrior Жыл бұрын
That is how I feel about movies: stop remaking good things, remake bad things that had lots of potential but were just executed poorly!
@Outside998
@Outside998 Жыл бұрын
I had to look the devs up because of some words I noticed. Zeroscale is (was?) a German developer with HQs in Berlin. The term "Jump'n'Run" is the German name for the genre "platformer", and in game, the word "adrenaline" in the top left is written as "Adrenalin", the German spelling for it. At 32:37 it seems like a very literal and primitive translation, word for word, from German. I recognize some German sentence structures.
@Strakester
@Strakester Жыл бұрын
To be fair, the Wiimote's roll sensor (what it seems you use for balancing on rails in this game) is super precise and consistent. That's how a game like BIT.TRIP BEAT is possible.
@Pipkiablo
@Pipkiablo Жыл бұрын
The reason that dialogue at the end is so jank is because they didn't expect anyone to get that far and you two are probably the first people to ever see it.
@ExtremeWreck
@ExtremeWreck 10 ай бұрын
Or because the developers are from Germany.
@Pipkiablo
@Pipkiablo 10 ай бұрын
@@ExtremeWreck Nah, I think my interpretation is the correct one.
@ExtremeWreck
@ExtremeWreck 10 ай бұрын
@@Pipkiablo The developers of the game are German & dialogue throughout the game is a result of a poor translation. They couldn't bother to get any native English speakers to actually check to see if what they wrote down is correct for the English language or not.
@Pipkiablo
@Pipkiablo 10 ай бұрын
@@ExtremeWreck whoosh
@oliver265
@oliver265 Жыл бұрын
The patience you guys have for these games is legendary.
@NiekNooijens
@NiekNooijens Жыл бұрын
Not really... they skipped over the game's balance board abilities 😅😅
@sparkybig9799
@sparkybig9799 11 ай бұрын
@@NiekNooijensyou sound so kissable right now
@ECtoysOfficial
@ECtoysOfficial 9 ай бұрын
I barely have regular patients
@HTSI
@HTSI Жыл бұрын
23:07 How can this be done? How can you make motion controls SO BADLY to the point where a guy that's probably in his mid 20's broke into tears?
@NarwhalEntertainment
@NarwhalEntertainment Жыл бұрын
10:23 They couldn't animate Jalice's face... but they gave her jiggle physics...
@weirdotzero7065
@weirdotzero7065 Жыл бұрын
Of course they did.
@devilpuppetsinc
@devilpuppetsinc Жыл бұрын
I guess you could call it jiggle physics but it resembles nothing that follows any law of jiggle nor physics.
@raafmaat
@raafmaat Жыл бұрын
its not jiggle physics, the breast movement is just coded solidly into her animation cycle
@yoso378
@yoso378 Жыл бұрын
​@@raafmaathonestly that's worse since they had to do it by hand instead of just selecting polygons and applying a modifier
@QJ89
@QJ89 Жыл бұрын
She must be an alien, because she looks like if Starfire were a Skater Punk. And why would they give a teenage girl jiggle physics!?
@Supersonic1014
@Supersonic1014 Жыл бұрын
Holy crap I still own this game and remember literally none of it. EDIT: Fun fact that I think some of you will find amusing: my parents got me this game for Christmas, and unless I'm mistaking it for something else, I'm pretty sure it came with this skateboard accessory that you attached to your balance board for more "realistic" feeling skateboarding. So yeah, that's probably just sitting in one of my closets somewhere, collecting dust. Fun.
@davidmeyer4506
@davidmeyer4506 Жыл бұрын
Yo play and try to beat it, i think few people ever did.
@songohan3321
@songohan3321 Жыл бұрын
The human mind has an interesting ability to suppress traumatic memories in the subconscious.
@genericname2747
@genericname2747 Жыл бұрын
My condolences
@ZER0O9
@ZER0O9 Жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry.
@Allious131
@Allious131 Жыл бұрын
Omg you bought this game and played it?? you poor poor soul.
@ReactigatorDile
@ReactigatorDile Жыл бұрын
I think Shane and Adam need to do a special episode for terrible skateboarding games like they did for racing games
@Flashlight237
@Flashlight237 Жыл бұрын
Yes.
@aaron75fy
@aaron75fy 10 ай бұрын
so far I only saw 2, not really enough to justify a compilation episode
@Flashlight237
@Flashlight237 10 ай бұрын
@@aaron75fy I've seen three (one of them being a Phoenix Games dodgy).
@aaron75fy
@aaron75fy 10 ай бұрын
@@Flashlight237 one more than I, several less than needed
@mehlessmidori602
@mehlessmidori602 Жыл бұрын
I think I was expecting a new Rerez episode much more later but it's hella appreciated.
@chrismassey9892
@chrismassey9892 Жыл бұрын
Kissarse
@First-Last_name
@First-Last_name Жыл бұрын
It can never be too soon.
@tonybippitykaye
@tonybippitykaye Жыл бұрын
You know, in the hands of a better studio that didn’t just churn out crap, this game could’ve made a pretty decent spiritual successor to the Jet Set games. The template is there, but good god is it unpolished… At least we have Bomb Rush Cyberfunk to scratch that itch
@Not_Brandino
@Not_Brandino Жыл бұрын
I was just gonna say this lol
@LordBigSlime
@LordBigSlime Жыл бұрын
How are you liking Bomb Rush Cyberfunk, btw? I've been wanting to get it on the Switch, but I won't be able to actually spend the money for it for at least a few more months. I'm really hoping it's good!
@Not_Brandino
@Not_Brandino Жыл бұрын
@@LordBigSlime it's a blast. If you like Jet Set then you'll love it
@tonybippitykaye
@tonybippitykaye Жыл бұрын
@@LordBigSlime I’ve only seen gameplay of it atm, but from what I’ve seen, it looks pretty fun! Combat is a bit eh and the story could be better, but the gameplay looks great and the soundtrack is awesome.
@huebird1205
@huebird1205 Жыл бұрын
it's a great game, if you have the money buy it (pc has faster loading times while every loading screen for switch is around 1 or 2 minutes)@@LordBigSlime
@Sarato
@Sarato Жыл бұрын
To be fair, many ideas in the game looks very interesting and I would love to see an indie developer give this a new chance. It looks like it could be so much fun if done right!
@skyrunner14
@skyrunner14 Жыл бұрын
The devs clearly had their priorities in order. They spent much more time on the jiggle physics of all the girl characters instead of making the game good.
@princessriahyokai
@princessriahyokai 11 ай бұрын
Real
@catscanhavelittleasalami
@catscanhavelittleasalami 6 ай бұрын
they knew their target audience
@Hinokassaudifan1
@Hinokassaudifan1 Жыл бұрын
"huh?" "heh!?" Rerez. September 2023.
@ramamaulana8922
@ramamaulana8922 3 ай бұрын
That also happened to me and my friend ;)
@Kimosabes2hot
@Kimosabes2hot Жыл бұрын
Some of the designs in this are actually pretty rad
@terminallygray
@terminallygray Жыл бұрын
mannequin Rad !!™- now with jiggle physics
@CalvinChikelue
@CalvinChikelue Жыл бұрын
“No Friction Pushie-Haltie McWaitStay” absolutely killed me 😂
@randomguy-randomness
@randomguy-randomness Жыл бұрын
No one talking about the jiggle physics
@Seikatsu
@Seikatsu Жыл бұрын
honestly this look like a kind of game i'd love to play when I was a kid
@kittymyths1208
@kittymyths1208 Жыл бұрын
And absolutely hate as an adult lol
@MegamanXfan21xx
@MegamanXfan21xx Жыл бұрын
You mean the PS2 version, right? I couldn't imagine a kid having fun with the busted motion controls.
@Seikatsu
@Seikatsu Жыл бұрын
yeah@@MegamanXfan21xx
@DeltaOdyssey
@DeltaOdyssey Жыл бұрын
Oh wow, a game I actually had as a kid! I don't remember a lot though, probably because of how I didn't get too far.
@viscountrainbows2857
@viscountrainbows2857 Жыл бұрын
Only game this channel has covered that I had as a kid, or in general so far, has been ReBoot. I was almost feeling directly targeted.
@johndodo2062
@johndodo2062 Жыл бұрын
​@@viscountrainbows2857I had big rigs. I wish I didn't
@First-Last_name
@First-Last_name Жыл бұрын
I had the vampire one Dark
@ajax4165
@ajax4165 Жыл бұрын
I really appreciate how you guys play through the entire game. Thank you for your sacrifice lol. It must be so hard to continue playing after the first hour or so. I'm so glad this series is still going on!
@First-Last_name
@First-Last_name Жыл бұрын
They suffer for our amusement
@KasumiRINA
@KasumiRINA Жыл бұрын
The good bad games review is the one that finishes them. AVGN makes the effort too, many reviewers that run through first level and just go "look how bad this game is" make the review boring. I want to see the end of Ikari Warriors no matter how much ABBA it takes and if it kills the guy with the guitar!
@ABlob
@ABlob Жыл бұрын
I'm sure this game must've had an amazing development story.
@scottthewaterwarrior
@scottthewaterwarrior Жыл бұрын
Zoo did actually publish some pretty banger games, I have several of their GBA published titles: Wings (a WWI flight "sim"), Payback (top down GTA clone with 3D graphics, particle effects, and very impressive physics), Smashing Drive (a pretty linear 3D taxi racing game with power ups and crazy level design), and Big Mother Truckers (a truck "sim" with 3D textured polygons in an open world with full traffic). Course with nearly 200 games published in just 8 years, a few being good just by accident was bound to happen.
@aurathedraak7909
@aurathedraak7909 Жыл бұрын
Her chest wiggles and jiggles and yet it's rated e for everyone, nice.
@zyzzy-ko4ww
@zyzzy-ko4ww Жыл бұрын
You mean U for unfinished.
@aurathedraak7909
@aurathedraak7909 Жыл бұрын
I'm not kidding lol
@tylerrusnak7736
@tylerrusnak7736 Жыл бұрын
Love to see these! Probably the only good thing about my entire day!
@jlc5639
@jlc5639 Жыл бұрын
Same 🥲
@williamjarvis3295
@williamjarvis3295 Жыл бұрын
Let us come together as the depressed individuals that we are
@Mermi
@Mermi Жыл бұрын
Hope tommorow will be better, guys!
@fluttershystayshigh4202
@fluttershystayshigh4202 Жыл бұрын
Probably the only good thing about yt anymore.
@johndodo2062
@johndodo2062 Жыл бұрын
​@@Mermiit won't be
@toatakanuva4846
@toatakanuva4846 Жыл бұрын
Always happy whenever new episode of ITS JUST BAD drops
@fragmentofself
@fragmentofself Жыл бұрын
When I was a teenager, my youngest sister use to watch me and our brother play THPS a lot, but it was a little too complicated for her to get the hang of. Later, when we got a wii, she begged us to rent this game for her when she saw it on the shelf, thinking it would be for kids her age. She literally refused to play video games ever again after that 😂
@princessolmeca2933
@princessolmeca2933 Жыл бұрын
You mentioned Jet Set Radio and Sonic Adventure. This honestly does look like a Dreamcast-era shovelware game made only to rip off those two games and ride the wave of their popularity at the time, but was shelved and forgotten by Sega because the company recognized it was hot garbage. 😂
@ConnorTheUndying
@ConnorTheUndying Жыл бұрын
This almost feels like a game where, if it were just refined for a couple months before release, it could've actually been pretty alright. Motion controls aside, the style is unique enough, there are some neat ideas, and an action-based skating game isn't a terrible concept. But it was rushed out before there was ever a chance of it finding an identity of its own.
@ExtremeWreck
@ExtremeWreck Жыл бұрын
WWell, on one hand I agree with you a bit. On the other hand however, it feels like some game based on a very obscure cartoon that not many people know about.
@ReigoVassal
@ReigoVassal Жыл бұрын
​@@ExtremeWreckI don't think that would be a problem these days. Remember Hi-fi rush? It's a success without much advertisement. Surely that idea have a chance to work.
@PosthumanHeresy
@PosthumanHeresy Жыл бұрын
I agree. Everything is here except the last six months of polish.
@ExtremeWreck
@ExtremeWreck Жыл бұрын
@@ReigoVassal No, I'm talking stuff like Family Dog on SNES or A.T.O.M. on PS2.
@ReigoVassal
@ReigoVassal Жыл бұрын
@@ExtremeWreck well, those are in the past. Now there is still a chance of success as long as the game is good.
@lightning-armor
@lightning-armor Жыл бұрын
Y'know, sometimes I expect these games to be good, but then I remember what show I'm watching.
@infernal_monkey
@infernal_monkey Жыл бұрын
I had the PSP version of this and enjoyed it. The fact it has really exaggerated tit jiggle physics is still hilarious.
@thelxguy9101
@thelxguy9101 Жыл бұрын
I mean, this was supposed to be an E-rated game. Yes, family-friendly.
@ClassicGuy2004
@ClassicGuy2004 Жыл бұрын
Rated E for everyone over 13.
@miregoji2959
@miregoji2959 Жыл бұрын
No you didn’t, seeing as it’s only on Wii
@KasumiRINA
@KasumiRINA Жыл бұрын
@@miregoji2959 they literally show the PSP version in this video, Wii was like a remake that added a bunch of other games mechanics and motion controls.
@CURSE-YOU-BAYLE-I-HEREBY-VOW
@CURSE-YOU-BAYLE-I-HEREBY-VOW Жыл бұрын
​@@miregoji2959 idiots who didn't watch the video be like:
@firefly4f4
@firefly4f4 11 ай бұрын
Don't forget that Zoo is also tangentially connected to the 4 DDI games (eg Ninja Breadman) through the Zool demo. Given their output, it's kind of amazing they turned away DDI.
@GreatFox42
@GreatFox42 Жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely curious as to how the drones handle in the PS2 version. The physics look entirely busted in their own right, even without the motion control aspect, but I can't say for certain without firsthand or secondhand experience.
@ExtremeWreck
@ExtremeWreck Жыл бұрын
For all I know, it could very well be even worse.
@godishakira
@godishakira Жыл бұрын
I played it as a kid, from memory it wasn't bad imo
@fusionspace175
@fusionspace175 Жыл бұрын
This is just bitterly ironic, because skating games with the balance board was some of the most fun I had with my Wii. Motion controls were fun for a lot of games, I swear. They just also shoveled out garbage like this in huge piles too.
@Avigorus
@Avigorus Жыл бұрын
They give you a "laser" that "allows you to fly" but what it functionally is... is a freaking grappling hook. wow
@FunnyStripes
@FunnyStripes Жыл бұрын
There is yet another possible inspiration that you may have missed: AirBlade. You are thrown into a map, you are given a time limit, and need to complete a series of objectives where you gotta basically vandalize stuff by means of your cool futuristic hoverboard skate. Usually the objectives simply being either destroying certain objects, or knocking out goons. And at the same time, you gotta try doing it as "stylishly" as possible with all sorts of cool skateboard tricks and acrobatics. I feel like that, in part, this is also something they possibly were trying to do here, but of course failed miserably at.
@cooldragon1990
@cooldragon1990 Жыл бұрын
I found Metroid Prime 3 to have fantastic motion controls.. you could flip switches and press and pull down switches.. appealed to that part of the brain that loved flipping switches... I loved it
@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 Жыл бұрын
Virus looks like a retired bionicle in a wheelchair without wheels
@foohawesom
@foohawesom 11 ай бұрын
this is one of my all time favorite episodes, just feels like everything I like about rerez is in here!!
@Gemm-pg6bo
@Gemm-pg6bo 9 ай бұрын
Me too!
@SakuraAvalon
@SakuraAvalon Жыл бұрын
To be honest, I would be interested in a platforming, action-skating game, if done right.
@ExtremeWreck
@ExtremeWreck Жыл бұрын
Rocket Power: Dream Scheme on GBA
@techmouse.
@techmouse. Жыл бұрын
The devs and I have something in common. Neither of us finished the game.
@jacobxiaolong9104
@jacobxiaolong9104 Жыл бұрын
Unrelated but: I would love to see a Just Bad Games episode on Forspoken, Gollum, RedFall and/or Saints Row 2022!
@jeanvictor8178
@jeanvictor8178 Жыл бұрын
Is tony hank with jet set radio..... how did they messed up such a perfect idea?
@jordanloux3883
@jordanloux3883 Жыл бұрын
So it's a skating game where you WORK for the corporate overlords? That's a twist...
@andrianto5994
@andrianto5994 Жыл бұрын
That money ghost and Solid Snake appearance caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣
@hjalfi
@hjalfi Жыл бұрын
I suspect that all the effort that didn't go into making the characters emote went into the really weird-looking jiggle physics instead.
@wickedishiccy7621
@wickedishiccy7621 Жыл бұрын
I seem to remember ocarina of time had blinking character models in 1998. We appreciate all you guys go through for our entertainment 😂
@Intellivision78
@Intellivision78 Жыл бұрын
There was blinking characters in Nes games even! Haha.
@TheRealBlazingDiamond
@TheRealBlazingDiamond 9 ай бұрын
But-- but you don't understaaaaand-uhhhh, Ocarina of Time used textures for it's eyes-uhhhhh, so it's not the saaaaaame!
@planescaped
@planescaped Жыл бұрын
Miming pushing off with your skateboard perfectly without actually moving should be a trick, lol.
@jacobdagun3670
@jacobdagun3670 Жыл бұрын
You're telling me this game has a power up called "the laser" that isn't a weapon, but the game tells you it makes you fly...but actually it's a grappling hook. Genius!
@mrlocoprez578
@mrlocoprez578 Жыл бұрын
Don't let the outdated graphics, questionable character design and awful controls distract you from the fact that you have probably never tried a Wallride Jump to jump over a wall, skating towards a wall while holding B and pressing A twice.
@BigBongly
@BigBongly Жыл бұрын
Instantly hit with a wave of nostalgia from yall flashing Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam box art lol. IDK what the consensus was for that game on wii, but I remember loving the heck out of it! My brother owned it and we'd play it together, one of the few times he'd let me play a game with him lol
@StarRightStarTight
@StarRightStarTight Жыл бұрын
Gasp!!! I was just watching old episodes of this series because I was missing it!!! Perfect timing!!!
@MidnightThunderKid
@MidnightThunderKid Жыл бұрын
This feels like Jet Set Radio but on a budget. Jet Set Radio had easy-to-pull-off tricks and the game wasn't so botched. I've played through it and I loved every second of it (despite me raging at the Jet Crush levels). From the music to the visuals to the overall vibe that JSR and JSRF gives off. This however has Rerez's worst enemy: *M O T I O N C O N T R O L S.* I feel like it's a staple in episodes featuring Wii games to have terrible motion controls.
@bleieraustin775
@bleieraustin775 Жыл бұрын
I love how in level 2 when the character locks up they gain points for that
@azalearichardson9113
@azalearichardson9113 Жыл бұрын
These dudes have me on the floor with every video. I don’t know how long I’ve been watching these dude, but I’m confident that I every video twice.
@laterferaligatr2947
@laterferaligatr2947 Жыл бұрын
It's always a pleasant surprise to see a new JBG episode yo. I often find myself going back and rewatching old episodes and cracking TF up like it's the first time I saw it. Thanks Rerez for the laughs, y'all.
@sdfghrdnhjt
@sdfghrdnhjt Жыл бұрын
This review is just golden. Whatever crimes against gamers this title has committed, they have been absolved by the cosmological brilliance of everything presented here in or out of context. I found myself cracking up uncontrollably a couple times just really taking in all of the insanity: the casino robot, the beautiful, stoic skaters in their futuristic purgatory bludgeoned by the concrete and by the hard-hitting one-liners delivered by the reviewers. It all came together for this video.
@joghnythegurue2710
@joghnythegurue2710 Жыл бұрын
Damn this one is SO CLOSE to being a good game (at least mechanically and visually, the story would need some major tweaks to be even decent) but Zoo just refuses to put any effort into their games even when they're taking ques from other AMAZING games! Like you said, with all this inspiration: "HOW IS THIS NOT A BETTER GAME!"
@ItsTheFizz
@ItsTheFizz Жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one who got Razor Freestyle Scooter vibes from this, right?
@TearD6
@TearD6 Жыл бұрын
Is it any surprise that the characters look perpetually pissed at the world when the world they exist in is...this?
@Silver_Adventures
@Silver_Adventures Жыл бұрын
i am kinda surprise they did not try torturing themselves playing this game with the wii motion board
@ImTheCrew
@ImTheCrew Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite series on KZbin! Thank you very much
@charxthekoopaking5673
@charxthekoopaking5673 Жыл бұрын
I needed a new rerez video to watch on never-ending loop, thanks Rerez!
@Elitekross
@Elitekross Жыл бұрын
So many of these level designs remind of jsrf, the first one is shibuya terminal, and the waste factory is the sewer.
@FirebirdDude
@FirebirdDude Жыл бұрын
I love the series. You guys are great. Thanks for not begging for likes, comments, and subs. This is why I do these three things for you! You are both hilarious. Keep 'em coming!
@RIlianP
@RIlianP Жыл бұрын
This game gave the guys eMOTIONal damage.
@bhiett7448
@bhiett7448 Жыл бұрын
Love that little nod to JSR/F, especially after going back and playing them recently after remembering how much I loved Future as a kid. Still love them, but BOY you can really feel the age in the controls with JSR, Future is a bit better though
@LordBigSlime
@LordBigSlime Жыл бұрын
Why do they call it a "Run 'N' Jump" when it looks like you never get off your board? It's just a jump...
@NietypowyKurde
@NietypowyKurde Жыл бұрын
Considering how the kidnapped character was free in another scenario, I feel like the game has a very "Sonic Adventure" approach to storytelling where there's some connection and the "final battle" happens when you beat all scanarios
@loke6664
@loke6664 Жыл бұрын
It could be worse, they could have made it for Kinect instead of the Wii motion controller. But it is always sad to see a game that actually got a kinda cool concept to get destroyed by poor programming skills and motion controls.
@DJ_Knuckles
@DJ_Knuckles Жыл бұрын
I was gonna say "this title is actually interesting and underappreciated", but I thought it'd be the same as the ps2/psp version. Oh God, these motion controls 😂
@nonamepasserbya6658
@nonamepasserbya6658 10 ай бұрын
Staff of Kings is the reminder of why games downgraded for the WIi may as well be shovelware
@DJSubwoofers
@DJSubwoofers Жыл бұрын
Oh god i had this game when i was a kid i remember having good memories about it though
@fluttershystayshigh4202
@fluttershystayshigh4202 Жыл бұрын
Shane's feelings toward motion controls are exactly how i feel about online multiplayer. Great review as always guys, every time i think y'all can't possibly find a game worse than the one you played before you prove me wrong. Also: Money Ghost plush finally on the way, can't wait!
@alexandrerodrigues9844
@alexandrerodrigues9844 Жыл бұрын
One of the funniest gaming channels on KZbin, period.
@KasumiKenshirou
@KasumiKenshirou Жыл бұрын
The character designs look like one of those "How to Draw Manga" books from the 90s.
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Жыл бұрын
Jalice has probably either the best or worst RBF I have ever seen on a video game character 😂
@Bobolehobo
@Bobolehobo Жыл бұрын
If the final letter in the name of the secondary character was changed almost all of this entire video would end up in a VanossGaming compilation... doesn't help they used sans-serif font either. Keep up the good work though; always excited to see a new Rerez video.
@TheSuperSaiyan4Gamer
@TheSuperSaiyan4Gamer Жыл бұрын
I get way too excited when I see a notification for a new episode of Just Bad Games. I immediately stop what I’m doing every time! Lol
@cybereagle1989
@cybereagle1989 Жыл бұрын
It's pretty nice of the referees to keep you from drowning.
@TBTabby
@TBTabby Жыл бұрын
I prescribe Wario Ware: Smooth Moves for you guys, as a reminder that motion controls don't have to suck.
@midi5467
@midi5467 Жыл бұрын
I've been feeling like crap today. Thank you for the pick-me-up
@deadite3879
@deadite3879 Жыл бұрын
Wow this is probably the most positive episode in the series.
@Neremworld
@Neremworld Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the reason why Ching showed up for the tutorial when you were the blue-haired girl is because normally she would be giving the tutorial, but since you were playing as her, it defaulted to the other non-protag character... Ching, in this case. who was supposed to be kidnapped.
@avocadork
@avocadork Жыл бұрын
Glad to see you guys are still releasing fresh content! Been watching your old stuff for the entertainment value alone! No matter what kind of a day I’m having you never fail to cheer me up. Keep up the fantastic work!😎
@JaggedBird
@JaggedBird 10 ай бұрын
1:09 "how many times must I tell her: don't train alone, it only embeds your errors" - Uncle Vesimir
@davidmeyer4506
@davidmeyer4506 Жыл бұрын
I think this is one of your best episodes so far, unfortunate that it is not getting the views it deserves. Stay safe my dudes, and give the one who broke into tears some vacation
@dragonfire420blazin8
@dragonfire420blazin8 Жыл бұрын
Don't know why a skateboarder like Ching would give up freedom to continue living inside the magicians hat, but I'll just go out on a limb and say that it has decent wifi.
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