Skyblock: Potato War 2

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Technoblade

Technoblade

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@jarofslime37
@jarofslime37 4 жыл бұрын
"you were kicked from the guid by im_a_squid_kid for reason 'bozo'." that was legitimately foreshadowing
@lizdramalada2446
@lizdramalada2446 4 жыл бұрын
?
@ortrieur6948
@ortrieur6948 4 жыл бұрын
you haven't watched Potato War 3 yet!? well, i ain't spoiling anything. go watch the finale.
@owenthompson8879
@owenthompson8879 4 жыл бұрын
@@ortrieur6948 a truly good man respect
@lizdramalada2446
@lizdramalada2446 4 жыл бұрын
@@ortrieur6948 i did!!!! 🥺
@lizdramalada2446
@lizdramalada2446 4 жыл бұрын
@@ortrieur6948 but thank u for being polite all the same HAHAH
@queenchaosyet
@queenchaosyet 4 жыл бұрын
“This mans playing checkers while I’m farming potatoes” Is such a raw and powerful sentence.
@giankromer5264
@giankromer5264 4 жыл бұрын
Queen Chaos not as raw as a good potato
@mrpizzacat8273
@mrpizzacat8273 4 жыл бұрын
This mans playing checkers while I was playing chess.... BUT THE PIECES ARE MADE OF POTATO I CARVED BY HAND
@makszupanec2944
@makszupanec2944 4 жыл бұрын
My fav part of the vid
@kyohomemess1393
@kyohomemess1393 4 жыл бұрын
this is so deep it changed my life for ever :0
@queenchaosyet
@queenchaosyet 4 жыл бұрын
maks zupanec, your favourite part was the ending lmao?
@Kami74159
@Kami74159 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being so dedicated to being #1 in Potatos you accidentally become one of the highest players in the world in a completely different and unrelated field. That's like working to become the smartest person in the world and accidentally becoming the fourth best in the world at Irish tap dancing.
@JJ-ll1qg
@JJ-ll1qg 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Kami74159
@Kami74159 4 жыл бұрын
bro moment
@Hose_10
@Hose_10 4 жыл бұрын
True 😂
@coffins786
@coffins786 4 жыл бұрын
King Ghidorah LOL
@JJ-ll1qg
@JJ-ll1qg 4 жыл бұрын
@@juliag2703 You are also a Julia G?
@TheForkRebel
@TheForkRebel Жыл бұрын
I have mad respect for Squid Kid for being able to keep up with Techno, while also being in college.
@niccy_the_niccy
@niccy_the_niccy Жыл бұрын
true
@Boxygirl96
@Boxygirl96 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@amaz7763
@amaz7763 Жыл бұрын
I want to now how he reacted to his death
@AltMoose112
@AltMoose112 Жыл бұрын
@@amaz7763 good spelling
@adamgoyne
@adamgoyne Жыл бұрын
@@amaz7763same
@caffeineaddict5455
@caffeineaddict5455 4 жыл бұрын
"This dude has a mental illness" techno then describes how he crawled through his base to calculate his minions rates with a stopwatch (that shit was so funny to me)
@idiol9039
@idiol9039 4 жыл бұрын
hahaha so funny
@nspark2913
@nspark2913 4 жыл бұрын
.... Dedication... or insanity.
@grey9916
@grey9916 4 жыл бұрын
N Spark29 both
@charlietube365
@charlietube365 4 жыл бұрын
True
@greyw0lv
@greyw0lv 4 жыл бұрын
worst part is we got no clue if he was serious
@MeatCreamer
@MeatCreamer 4 жыл бұрын
When techno was getting alchemy I felt so bad for the number Number one guy, he must of been freaking out thinking techno was gonna take his spot too
@NafeeDoesStuff
@NafeeDoesStuff 4 жыл бұрын
Your pfp It terrifies me
@pb_x
@pb_x 4 жыл бұрын
TheRedGuyYT I know the full image, you should be scared....
@randomname2726
@randomname2726 4 жыл бұрын
@@pb_x i'm gonna regret this but, Sauce?
@Lavantte
@Lavantte 4 жыл бұрын
TheRedGuyYT Oh god, why’d you point it out??
@rofirofi112
@rofirofi112 4 жыл бұрын
@@pb_x sauce? For research purpose
@lucasdeluca7492
@lucasdeluca7492 3 жыл бұрын
This man joined an entire SMP as a tactic in the Potato War, and didn't even care about it yet still was able to take over the entire world
@Foho1010
@Foho1010 3 жыл бұрын
@A Cheeseburger wbwn
@noddlelebowski1074
@noddlelebowski1074 3 жыл бұрын
Wow I can’t believe you are surprised, this is technoblade remember
@atrixcanada7204
@atrixcanada7204 3 жыл бұрын
That is Technoblade an indescribable man
@redmin6066
@redmin6066 3 жыл бұрын
That’s a surprise? He’s technoblade
@BlandSock
@BlandSock 3 жыл бұрын
U can not
@derekiswalking
@derekiswalking Жыл бұрын
"This man's been playing checkers WHILE I'VE BEEN FARMING POTATOES" is one of the hardest lines ever spoken in Minecraft. Technoblade never loses.
@CityAstro
@CityAstro 8 ай бұрын
unless its to cancer
@danieljones6812
@danieljones6812 8 ай бұрын
@@CityAstrobro…..
@michelleoxford332
@michelleoxford332 7 ай бұрын
@@CityAstroget ratioed
@the_frick
@the_frick 7 ай бұрын
@@CityAstro the cancer also died, so technically its a tie, which is NOT a loss
@LandonBurge-xq9id
@LandonBurge-xq9id 6 ай бұрын
@@CityAstroI want to be mad at this but- pffft
@ethandavies5393
@ethandavies5393 4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade getting rank 4 in alchemy is the Hypixel equivalent of when Magnus Carlsen (current chess world champion) suddenly appeared on the fantasy football global rankings
@duatia5315
@duatia5315 4 жыл бұрын
Magnus Carlsen what?
@matt8258
@matt8258 4 жыл бұрын
And it was all to get better at potatos
@ej-jz5rc
@ej-jz5rc 4 жыл бұрын
@@duatia5315 uncultured swine
@alexstewart2897
@alexstewart2897 4 жыл бұрын
@@ej-jz5rc bro chill, magnus Carlson is not in the public eye, it doesn’t matter
@dullasparagus6369
@dullasparagus6369 4 жыл бұрын
@@alexstewart2897 it’s literally in the original comment
@stellabarrett8141
@stellabarrett8141 4 жыл бұрын
This video was the tipping point that has left me thoroughly convinced that Technoblade is fueled by nothing but raw spite and hubris.
@joy-6629
@joy-6629 4 жыл бұрын
POG PINNED BY TECHNOBLADE!!!
@baterwottle2400
@baterwottle2400 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Ayesumoto
@Ayesumoto 4 жыл бұрын
You know hubris was a word used to describe the gods, and technoblade is a GOD.
@lo-keycypher5254
@lo-keycypher5254 4 жыл бұрын
The content tho
@sadrat5375
@sadrat5375 4 жыл бұрын
Techno got lucky Bazaar made it so that you can only buy 10 stacks of an item per day
@s.o.k.1393
@s.o.k.1393 4 жыл бұрын
squid: "He has a mental illness" Techno 1 minute later "so then I crawled through his farm and meticulously timing his minions and put it into a spreadsheet also I created an entire SMP series as part of my master plan"
@thepoweroffreesh6820
@thepoweroffreesh6820 4 жыл бұрын
I think squid might be right
@TheFriendless1
@TheFriendless1 4 жыл бұрын
@@thepoweroffreesh6820 It's called dedication... to an unhealthy degree.
@turkey2143
@turkey2143 4 жыл бұрын
@@thepoweroffreesh6820 Lmaoooo
@ashd9498
@ashd9498 4 жыл бұрын
ADHD hyper focus 😂
@scoutknightus6341
@scoutknightus6341 4 жыл бұрын
Not to lie but squid is right but squid also didn’t need to say it
@Boxygirl96
@Boxygirl96 Жыл бұрын
1:54 for anyone wondering, his alt’s name is literally just Potatoes in French This man is a master of disguise, almost on par with Squid and his Bozo alt
@Rocktherock5475
@Rocktherock5475 Жыл бұрын
Dats cool
@playgroundsinc
@playgroundsinc Жыл бұрын
This man was a master of disguise
@thesnackthatsmilesback6408
@thesnackthatsmilesback6408 9 ай бұрын
“Dirt apples” lmao funny name
@jacksonbaye7920
@jacksonbaye7920 8 ай бұрын
o7
@Alex-ge5gt
@Alex-ge5gt 8 ай бұрын
In Québec we say: "patates" (the s is plural) (weird i know)
@ElectricSnivy
@ElectricSnivy 4 жыл бұрын
Why is nobody talking about Squid: "im not joking im dropping school" Techno: "that's not wise, being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well"
@evalig871
@evalig871 4 жыл бұрын
Where in the vid is this?
@Raven-mo3xj
@Raven-mo3xj 4 жыл бұрын
@@evalig871 0:21
@jeff09_
@jeff09_ 4 жыл бұрын
He murdered that man
@dillon3858
@dillon3858 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh electricsnivy, what a dumb name, also, I don’t even know who you are, you're so trash lmao
@tatogreen
@tatogreen 4 жыл бұрын
Who asked. You just randomly insulted him for no reason.
@mrzombie2953
@mrzombie2953 4 жыл бұрын
squidkid: Ha, he wont be able to track my potatoes if i disable the API! Techno: *crawls inside farm and uses stopwatch to calculate output* squidkid: b r u h
@tulnukas2000
@tulnukas2000 4 жыл бұрын
just 0 mercy
@fantasticphil3863
@fantasticphil3863 4 жыл бұрын
Mrzombie295 *updates it in a friggin EXCEL sheet and calculates with the original amount plus each increase in output DAILY*
@mastertm1590
@mastertm1590 4 жыл бұрын
Modern problems require old fashioned techniques..
@ckingpro
@ckingpro 4 жыл бұрын
@@fantasticphil3863 It was a friggin Google Sheets sheet
@fantasticphil3863
@fantasticphil3863 4 жыл бұрын
CKing Pro excel hasn’t reached the level of universality to the point that a google spreadsheet can’t be called an excel sheet? ☹️
@Sutaokami
@Sutaokami 4 жыл бұрын
"I fear not the man who has planted ten-million different plants, but the man who has planted one plant ten-million time's" ~Some punch kick dude
@bunjeegum_3380
@bunjeegum_3380 4 жыл бұрын
Sutaokami Yes this is good
@Niiue
@Niiue 4 жыл бұрын
more like 145 million times
@allen8655
@allen8655 4 жыл бұрын
Sutaokami nice Bruce lee reference. Knowing me I probably got the person wrong but it’s that one guy who punched stuff and is a self proclaimed try-hard sweat/martial artists
@Sutaokami
@Sutaokami 4 жыл бұрын
@@allen8655 dont worry about it, didn't know it was Bruce lee till you said that
@bunjeegum_3380
@bunjeegum_3380 4 жыл бұрын
Midnight Yep you got it right. Bruce Lee
@tackk6529
@tackk6529 8 ай бұрын
I love how even though he disses squid kid he acts like that older brother thats "I can bully him but YOU can't" I love him may he rest in peace
@ball2144
@ball2144 4 жыл бұрын
Students: math won’t help in real life Techno: “calculates the potatoe output of his enemies so that he may rule”
@MrCrotchRot
@MrCrotchRot 4 жыл бұрын
the one time its useful
@dongdoansy6072
@dongdoansy6072 4 жыл бұрын
I have made A mistake advanced math is muda
@elmothestalker5148
@elmothestalker5148 4 жыл бұрын
Cough cough it's a game not real life so technicaly the students is right
@moomooha234
@moomooha234 4 жыл бұрын
@@elmothestalker5148 playing minecraft is part of real life, but there really is a good reason to learn math
@chrislol8008
@chrislol8008 4 жыл бұрын
@@dongdoansy6072 is that a mutha flipping JoJo's reference?
@vinsio1712
@vinsio1712 4 жыл бұрын
"Are you stalking me?" *"No, I'm doing investigative journalism."*
@arandomperson7141
@arandomperson7141 3 жыл бұрын
E
@foodisyes5925
@foodisyes5925 3 жыл бұрын
E
@n8than1014
@n8than1014 3 жыл бұрын
E
@pandibear8911
@pandibear8911 3 жыл бұрын
E
@blob7800
@blob7800 3 жыл бұрын
E
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
The Great Potato Famine would've never happened if Technoblade was around back then
@failboat2863
@failboat2863 4 жыл бұрын
1 day ago 14likes, Just some guy without a mustache: i'm used to that.
@br3adm0ld
@br3adm0ld 4 жыл бұрын
technoblade is solving famines with slavery
@ditzelanimations5205
@ditzelanimations5205 4 жыл бұрын
true
@whospari
@whospari 4 жыл бұрын
Yayyyyyy or here
@kylegersava9506
@kylegersava9506 4 жыл бұрын
Here too...
@TheWoov
@TheWoov Жыл бұрын
I like how foogle returned as the one person techno needed to get a new minion slot, techno even remembered his dragon armour sike trade and partially forgived him for it
@athomesuperhero
@athomesuperhero 5 ай бұрын
wait what happened? I didn't watch any of his other skyblock content
@enderlight2317
@enderlight2317 5 ай бұрын
​​@@athomesuperhero it's like what OP had said, Foogle did a sike trade on Techno in the previous videos when he was looking for a helmet for the Superior Dragon Armor set. Foogle said he has one, but when the trade was about to be confirmed, he backed off last second (which also led him to being humiliated by a lot of live viewers I think), hence why Techno was being skeptical
@lucanichilo5324
@lucanichilo5324 4 жыл бұрын
When you realize SMP earth was just a Distraction
@cy5434
@cy5434 4 жыл бұрын
It's sad because I liked that series
@bladderstone69
@bladderstone69 4 жыл бұрын
He has three minecrafts
@cy5434
@cy5434 4 жыл бұрын
@peroh I know, I just want more episodes
@avalonqt6285
@avalonqt6285 4 жыл бұрын
And he still conquered the earth
@catidiot2417
@catidiot2417 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot a dance after distraction
@crystallxix1493
@crystallxix1493 4 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: This series is just a cover for his real objective which is reaching rank 1 in alchemy
@so6748
@so6748 4 жыл бұрын
Wait...🤭🤔
@MrLrebelo1
@MrLrebelo1 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmm
@crystallxix1493
@crystallxix1493 4 жыл бұрын
@Kaiden Cook *ghasp* We have been blind all along!
@ryderkyt24hoursago28
@ryderkyt24hoursago28 3 жыл бұрын
@@crystallxix1493 GHASPIFY OMGGG
@evil6175
@evil6175 3 жыл бұрын
He probably has most hours in skyblock
@connorc3060
@connorc3060 4 жыл бұрын
The spread sheet he used to track squid’s farming was called “very normal behavior” BRUH (timestamp 10:24)
@dr.pokemon1463
@dr.pokemon1463 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that is a good easter egg
@cooleKinder
@cooleKinder 4 жыл бұрын
This is why i love technoblade
@darkinators
@darkinators 4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@connorc3060
@connorc3060 4 жыл бұрын
@@darkinators read my comment again.
@rag.animations
@rag.animations 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly love that timestamp because it's 2^10
@Omgiamsotriggered
@Omgiamsotriggered 4 ай бұрын
Little did technoblade know that the video that did "alright" went on to create a whole movement, and become one of the most known minecraft wars and videos of all time, alongside techno's legacy now that he is gone. Id say that was time well spent for the amount of laughter and watchtime it gave us. Rest in peace you beautiful pig, thank you for countless memes :(
@dreww304
@dreww304 4 жыл бұрын
soo techno literally just conquered the entire world... as a distraction to his ultimate battle plan. dude's an absolute god
@mtdeeley
@mtdeeley 4 жыл бұрын
oh... wait what... hol' up
@Steamlazer
@Steamlazer 4 жыл бұрын
@@mtdeeley SMP Earth
@joesanchez2973
@joesanchez2973 4 жыл бұрын
I like it, but then un-liked the comment.
@sumi_luu
@sumi_luu 4 жыл бұрын
Normal Sunday for Techno
@shmango2518
@shmango2518 4 жыл бұрын
when u wanna like the comment but it already has 420 likes
@rozari
@rozari 4 жыл бұрын
I just love how mundane his voice is it makes this 10X funnier
@AlexAndLilChompa
@AlexAndLilChompa 4 жыл бұрын
I would like the comment but it’s at 69 likes
@tylerkennedy8931
@tylerkennedy8931 4 жыл бұрын
I've been watching his videos for years. I subbed when he had like 5k subscribers. That's what you stick around for. I used to watch his blitz videos all day because they were hilarious. ❤️❤️❤️
@Fizz-Q
@Fizz-Q 4 жыл бұрын
Techno has the voice of a normal HEY GUYS youtuber and a chill person at the same time
@subwaykitty683
@subwaykitty683 4 жыл бұрын
So controversial yet so true.
@wesleybarton3423
@wesleybarton3423 4 жыл бұрын
Surely you mean monotone? I enjoy the monotone commentary as well.
@krillius5364
@krillius5364 4 жыл бұрын
Squid: Doesn’t devote every second of his day to farming potatoes Techno: I’ve seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this
@venomviper3007
@venomviper3007 4 жыл бұрын
might wanna fix that typo my guy
@krillius5364
@krillius5364 4 жыл бұрын
VenomViper300 oh shoot thanks man
@stubi3633
@stubi3633 4 жыл бұрын
@@krillius5364 there was another typo
@Zryrr
@Zryrr 4 жыл бұрын
@@stubi3633 agreed
@krillius5364
@krillius5364 4 жыл бұрын
Elias Negishi where
@jacobtrz7115
@jacobtrz7115 Жыл бұрын
The world was not ready for his crazy genius. Rip techno, you'll never die in our hearts.
@quinn3110
@quinn3110 4 жыл бұрын
If Techno used half of his brain on something else than Minecraft, he would either save humanity or end it.
@generalj4192
@generalj4192 4 жыл бұрын
Half? You mean 1% of his brain
@nathanaschmann7522
@nathanaschmann7522 4 жыл бұрын
How is this so perfect
@chimp554
@chimp554 4 жыл бұрын
The worst part about this is that its completely true. He's reached a higher state of existance than us.
@vveston7
@vveston7 4 жыл бұрын
Just you wait it's all part of the master plan
@Ikxi
@Ikxi 4 жыл бұрын
Probably end it, or at the mininmum take it over
@Dashometry1774
@Dashometry1774 4 жыл бұрын
He made a whole series just to throw squid kid off his trail. Respect
@leobastian_
@leobastian_ 4 жыл бұрын
Im pretty Sure that was a joke
@tobydog2850
@tobydog2850 4 жыл бұрын
Video games are serious business and should be shown with respect. - Techno
@phoenixgamer10gaming18
@phoenixgamer10gaming18 4 жыл бұрын
Leobastian 04 i doubt it. I think he did it just why not and realised it could be a perfect tactic. Techno is incredibly smart so I won’t be surprised
@Dashometry1774
@Dashometry1774 4 жыл бұрын
PhoenixGamer10 | Gaming master plan
@Despacitoian
@Despacitoian 4 жыл бұрын
17Mystic yeah, he conquered all of SMP earth to distract a man from making virtual potatoes. And then he covered up a massive glitch in the game and made his enemy think he had cause his potato amount to half.
@iski4317
@iski4317 4 жыл бұрын
„He‘s an adult. He doesn‘t care.“ *Technoblade, also an adult*: BUT I CARE
@spicywater8701
@spicywater8701 4 жыл бұрын
iskander he’s just a rly big 15 year old
@komiks42
@komiks42 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure but he propably 18 or 19
@Manacus
@Manacus 4 жыл бұрын
@@komiks42 he's 21
@xxjotave15xx
@xxjotave15xx 4 жыл бұрын
technoblade uses voice changer confirmed
@thecouchpotato1807
@thecouchpotato1807 4 жыл бұрын
170th like lol
@juliocesarsumoza900
@juliocesarsumoza900 8 ай бұрын
Ik for a fact Hypixel will never be the same without you, so long Technoblade.
@rosemary8020
@rosemary8020 3 жыл бұрын
Okay but the fact they're both grown adults having a potato war is just- *their lives have peaked.*
@DebsStuffs
@DebsStuffs 3 жыл бұрын
Its the golden age of their lives.
@Wandejcjdn
@Wandejcjdn 3 жыл бұрын
Rose a sub has been earned (even if you dont post lol)
@rosemary8020
@rosemary8020 3 жыл бұрын
@@Wandejcjdn Oh well thanks aha!
@GumSkyloard
@GumSkyloard 3 жыл бұрын
@@rosemary8020 Another sub has been given!
@rosemary8020
@rosemary8020 3 жыл бұрын
@@GumSkyloard Thank you :o
@tenniscrabs
@tenniscrabs 3 жыл бұрын
I just realized that Techno’s alt’s name, pommedeterre, is French for potato (apple of the earth).
@DebsStuffs
@DebsStuffs 3 жыл бұрын
le epic
@OliveTreesa
@OliveTreesa 3 жыл бұрын
Next he’s gonna come out as potato sexual
@ren6737
@ren6737 3 жыл бұрын
apple of *earth*
@ReaganK333
@ReaganK333 3 жыл бұрын
Wow
@blueninjagaming148
@blueninjagaming148 3 жыл бұрын
i realized right away because im from Canada lmaoooooooooooo
@zanorok5896
@zanorok5896 4 жыл бұрын
This man is the guy in the math question
@jakerussell135
@jakerussell135 4 жыл бұрын
"technoblade has 473,647,263 potatoes" Technoblade never dies. Not in our hearts guys I'm not a time traveler, I edited this comment in july 2022 when i was rewatching all of his videos
@bluemaster75
@bluemaster75 4 жыл бұрын
I love this comment.
@user-ee1rl3tg7w
@user-ee1rl3tg7w 4 жыл бұрын
@@jakerussell135 im_a_squid_kid has 69,420 potatoes. who has more potatoes? explain.
@jakerussell135
@jakerussell135 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-ee1rl3tg7w im_a_squid_kid has more potatoes because 6 is more than 4 _/s_
@user-ee1rl3tg7w
@user-ee1rl3tg7w 4 жыл бұрын
@@jakerussell135 A+++
@blubirdds
@blubirdds Жыл бұрын
babe wake up it's time for our monthly potato war binge session
@vladgor4099
@vladgor4099 4 жыл бұрын
He started an entire SERIES as a distraction mechanism?!!
@thesaroscycle_archive
@thesaroscycle_archive 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@iniquous3465
@iniquous3465 4 жыл бұрын
BRUH MOMENT
@hiddenalien
@hiddenalien 4 жыл бұрын
Techno is truly the ultimate life form
@Dinonuggie399
@Dinonuggie399 4 жыл бұрын
HiddenAlien Two year olds:iS tHaT a JOjO ReFErEnCE!?!?
@mtdeeley
@mtdeeley 4 жыл бұрын
boi
@mirramig
@mirramig 4 жыл бұрын
“I spent so many hours brewing potions that i ended up rank 4 globally” Techno 1 year later: the great alchemy war
@crestfallen2908
@crestfallen2908 4 жыл бұрын
2 weeks*
@adithyas473
@adithyas473 4 жыл бұрын
2 days**
@junshi7522
@junshi7522 4 жыл бұрын
2 hours***
@user-vl7xz6do6v
@user-vl7xz6do6v 4 жыл бұрын
2 minutes****
@introman1854
@introman1854 4 жыл бұрын
2 seconds **
@WhiskyChordata
@WhiskyChordata 4 жыл бұрын
This is the most legendary battle Minecraft has ever had. Absolute god-tier content.
@RED01SEA
@RED01SEA 4 жыл бұрын
we need another war !!!
@hinzlim9166
@hinzlim9166 4 жыл бұрын
I mean is just two mad man farming potatoes but sure
@Guto_1227
@Guto_1227 4 жыл бұрын
@@RED01SEA no, we need another god!
@squash6840
@squash6840 4 жыл бұрын
Killer bean
@altpro4525
@altpro4525 4 жыл бұрын
heard of huahwi vs xnestorio or tylarzz vs nestor in uhc kid???
@ladlevi
@ladlevi Жыл бұрын
There is just no one else like Techno man. This man was absolutely one of a kind :,)
@wavyflowz8567
@wavyflowz8567 4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: “so I started an SMP earth series as a distraction” Antarctic empire: am I a joke to you
@MaskedChaos
@MaskedChaos 4 жыл бұрын
Wavyflowz ALL ARE INFERIOR TO THE POTATOES
@walmarp
@walmarp 4 жыл бұрын
‍‮؜؜؜؜ ‍
@nziom
@nziom 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine creating the most powerful empire in the world and taking over the entire planet and conquering space just as a distraction
@lenkastv6934
@lenkastv6934 4 жыл бұрын
@@nziomonly one person can do this only technoblede
@epicgamer636
@epicgamer636 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@noyansharifi7895
@noyansharifi7895 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking “this isn’t that crazy”..... then I learned he uses spreadsheets
@Zamolxes77
@Zamolxes77 4 жыл бұрын
That's not as crazy as it might sound, I started using spreadsheets to keep track of enchantment books prices.
@seventhirtysix7794
@seventhirtysix7794 4 жыл бұрын
Trust me... he needs therapy - wait for potato war 3
@thenumber102k
@thenumber102k 4 жыл бұрын
The man is going to use inter-dimesional travel next or some crap
@lyl_es9421
@lyl_es9421 4 жыл бұрын
micromanaging. been around the practice since the masters of most games i play do that
@shigehito5855
@shigehito5855 4 жыл бұрын
@@seventhirtysix7794 you knew something
@elijahduvvuri1635
@elijahduvvuri1635 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he calls online stalking “investigative journalism”
@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, if paparazzi can do it Why can't we ?
@orange8216
@orange8216 2 жыл бұрын
@@X-SPONGED its only stalking if its not done by multimillionaire company or company. did u ever realise how a a individual is not allowed to dump toxic waste in rivers but companies are allowed in major mass toxic dumps in rivers
@chewy4722
@chewy4722 2 жыл бұрын
well that’s a fancy way to pronounce it
@inksans4860
@inksans4860 2 жыл бұрын
Your not wrong
@baconicdoge6712
@baconicdoge6712 2 жыл бұрын
@@orange8216 *Well arent hypixel and youtube companies?And channels makes money as well,so doesnt that count as a company?*
@abhijaywarrier5237
@abhijaywarrier5237 Жыл бұрын
After 2 yrs still my favourite series..RIP THE BLADE
@cmdblockguy
@cmdblockguy Жыл бұрын
Early reply
@danisnotreal
@danisnotreal Жыл бұрын
Early reply
@helphelphelphelpmehelphelphelp
@helphelphelphelpmehelphelphelp 11 ай бұрын
Potato trilogy is timeless
@robertdolcetti450
@robertdolcetti450 4 жыл бұрын
10:25 the name of the spreadsheet is “very normal behavior”. I lost it.
@ladder3257
@ladder3257 4 жыл бұрын
This was the moment techno's sanity fell into my question
@TY_2020
@TY_2020 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@robertdolcetti450
@robertdolcetti450 4 жыл бұрын
@@ladder3257 I may have lost my composure but techno lost his sanity.
@neparizzy
@neparizzy 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@emdies-mds4957
@emdies-mds4957 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@joemoe3547
@joemoe3547 4 жыл бұрын
Is anyone gonna talk about his alt being called potato in French.
@somemagellanic
@somemagellanic 4 жыл бұрын
lots of people are talking about it
@mayoraldrinzon4847
@mayoraldrinzon4847 4 жыл бұрын
@@somemagellanic he's stupid bruh
@rekt307
@rekt307 4 жыл бұрын
@@mayoraldrinzon4847 no u
@mayoraldrinzon4847
@mayoraldrinzon4847 4 жыл бұрын
@@rekt307 no u
@GamingWithJumbo
@GamingWithJumbo 4 жыл бұрын
What is it called?
@marlosuper
@marlosuper 3 жыл бұрын
alternative title: pigman realizes consequences of his actions after the stock market crashes, keeps going
@cyntheticism
@cyntheticism 3 жыл бұрын
*is so f***ing rich he does not care and proceeds to decimate competitors yet again
@yoboikamil525
@yoboikamil525 2 жыл бұрын
man too rich to go bankrupt
@SpectroliteDS2400
@SpectroliteDS2400 2 жыл бұрын
The sunk cost fallacy is strong with this one
@skeletoninatuxedo7147
@skeletoninatuxedo7147 2 жыл бұрын
the pig of wall street
@LukeHartman-nd1gy
@LukeHartman-nd1gy Жыл бұрын
“Most opportunities are created by luck, but it takes skill to grasp them” - techno
@S.Fahren
@S.Fahren 4 жыл бұрын
Squid: "im not joking im dropping school" Techno: "that's not wise" Techno: *"being #2 in potatoes doesnt pay that well"* BOI
@jay-co3lo
@jay-co3lo 4 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@Loven-ru3vx
@Loven-ru3vx 4 жыл бұрын
@@jay-co3lo 0:20 pause at last screenshot
@mtsakif1593
@mtsakif1593 4 жыл бұрын
You Local Ocygen Dealer. what anime is on your profile. :)
@S.Fahren
@S.Fahren 4 жыл бұрын
@@mtsakif1593 it's not an anime, it's a VTuber.(Streamers with Anime avatar.)
@mtsakif1593
@mtsakif1593 4 жыл бұрын
@@S.Fahren what? nooooo I thought it was a doujin
@Fin_Ale
@Fin_Ale 4 жыл бұрын
"I started an SMP series to throw him off the trail" thank you technoblade
@kaydenwry6776
@kaydenwry6776 4 жыл бұрын
,very cool
@catp6405
@catp6405 4 жыл бұрын
Does this mean he wasn't serious about his smp series?
@AOZ.
@AOZ. 4 жыл бұрын
@@catp6405 it's... obviously a joke...
@Mushbeary
@Mushbeary 4 жыл бұрын
@@AOZ. shhhh
@Ccc32800
@Ccc32800 4 жыл бұрын
That smart lol
@stellawolfe3365
@stellawolfe3365 3 жыл бұрын
lets all just be glad technoblade is playing minecraft and not in a goverment job. when i say he would take over the world i am not kidding.
@syrenwater3811
@syrenwater3811 3 жыл бұрын
I mean he is an anarchist so... We probably don't have to worry. Probably
@lacisum3096
@lacisum3096 3 жыл бұрын
He’d spare dadza,philza and tommy then murder dream first
@smalltubegaming7726
@smalltubegaming7726 3 жыл бұрын
Probably
@cocoa25121
@cocoa25121 3 жыл бұрын
He hates governments tho
@Tin_Kin
@Tin_Kin 3 жыл бұрын
@@cocoa25121 I thought that was just in the dream smp. Wait is that not just part of a character, or is it part of him irl just maxed out on the smp.
@chrisl1320
@chrisl1320 Жыл бұрын
i saw this when it came out and 3 years later ive seen every war 2-3 times and techno never stopped being funny R.I.P. king techno you are always in our hearts
@akirariver2402
@akirariver2402 4 жыл бұрын
When he pulled out a spreadsheet I almost cried from laughing this man is actually insane I thought people were exaggerating but no he's actually insane.
@ClassyKermit69420
@ClassyKermit69420 4 жыл бұрын
@@Fisinocean he’s not moronic, just obsessed with being the best
@jimdoggo7713
@jimdoggo7713 4 жыл бұрын
reeeeeeeeee
@masterdoge987
@masterdoge987 4 жыл бұрын
And what makes it worse is that the spreadsheet is titled “very normal behavior”
@desmondnghongkee
@desmondnghongkee 4 жыл бұрын
Never underestimate the blade
@justanotheranimationchanne5725
@justanotheranimationchanne5725 4 жыл бұрын
@@Fisinocean tachno??
@JWinterFoxYT
@JWinterFoxYT 4 жыл бұрын
13:09 _"Most opportunities are created by luck, it takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success"_ -Technoblade
@Pixci
@Pixci 4 жыл бұрын
truly motivational
@Aaron-mb5be
@Aaron-mb5be 4 жыл бұрын
Surprised that came from a video about farming potatos
@wellifailed392
@wellifailed392 4 жыл бұрын
Ora ora ora!
@squash6840
@squash6840 4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@JullianPlays
@JullianPlays 4 жыл бұрын
Hmm, like for Technoblade, Minecraft Monday.
@eventidess
@eventidess 4 жыл бұрын
"Timing each of his minions with a stopwatch every day to calculate his exact potato output." Sounds like some anime protagonist.
@fernando4959
@fernando4959 4 жыл бұрын
OP protagonist who is somehow always smarter than his opponents Except he has an explanation to his genius
@aaronrosales8274
@aaronrosales8274 4 жыл бұрын
So who is going to the anime of technoblade
@Bezimienny420
@Bezimienny420 4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade is Like madara but 100x powerfull
@zed538
@zed538 4 жыл бұрын
Light Yagami
@sethakins4029
@sethakins4029 4 жыл бұрын
Red Cannot Sing Next you’ll say: “It was all a part of the master plan!”
@BrahimS03
@BrahimS03 Жыл бұрын
"Technoblade never dies" -Sun tzu, the art of war
@Ad_Hominem
@Ad_Hominem 4 жыл бұрын
*Technoblade* *gets* *top* *5* *in* *alchemy* *#1* *alchemy* *player:* sweats nervously
@krackencrusader403
@krackencrusader403 4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade gets #1 in all skyblock charts.
@kouluruoka7920
@kouluruoka7920 4 жыл бұрын
@@krackencrusader403 the real addicted advancement gotten.
@Someone-dh1pr
@Someone-dh1pr 4 жыл бұрын
da numba 1 alchemy player sweating nervously just techno almost got to numba 1 just to get the 24th minion slots
@kazumabutworse
@kazumabutworse 4 жыл бұрын
@@Someone-dh1pr to upgrade his rabbit pet*
@cpujar
@cpujar 4 жыл бұрын
4*
@JoicSeth
@JoicSeth 4 жыл бұрын
"i'm quitting school, no joke" "that's not very wise, being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well" IM DEAD Rip to the goat of Skyblock. He was truly unlike any other youtuber
@epsilon7878
@epsilon7878 4 жыл бұрын
JoicSeth where is that?
@JoicSeth
@JoicSeth 4 жыл бұрын
@@epsilon7878 0:19
@龙风
@龙风 4 жыл бұрын
JoicSeth lol
@somemagellanic
@somemagellanic 4 жыл бұрын
> _IM DEAD_ another one bites the dust
@darudedudevlogsandcomedy8381
@darudedudevlogsandcomedy8381 4 жыл бұрын
Looool
@arcxbandit99
@arcxbandit99 3 жыл бұрын
The reason technoblade is one of the best you tubers in the world is because of the respect he holds for his enemies and how he defends them from toxic haters.
@olliee3460
@olliee3460 3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade is a king duhhhh
@quitkid8727
@quitkid8727 3 жыл бұрын
Professionals have standards
@linkais3875
@linkais3875 3 жыл бұрын
PRAISE TECHNOBLADE!!!!
@petitqc9425
@petitqc9425 3 жыл бұрын
Wasnt ennemie they was rival
@dedotrongames6402
@dedotrongames6402 3 жыл бұрын
@@quitkid8727 Feelings? You know what has a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death, with a golf trophie.
@ippz100
@ippz100 9 ай бұрын
Dear techno army, We know techno has changed our lives by cyberbullying some people, gaining over 10 million subs. But the war is not over yet, we need to make him reach 20 million subs and force KZbin to make him a custom 20 mil play button by 1 June 2024 ,his birthday as 'Mere death cannot conquer The Blade'
@Cizz-e8e
@Cizz-e8e Ай бұрын
OMG YESS,THE BUTTON NEED TO HAVE WRITTEN ON IT "SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE" OR "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES"
@tuba_archmage1718
@tuba_archmage1718 3 жыл бұрын
Techno: I started an smp series to throw him off. What I hear after watching that series: I conquered the f*cking world to distract someone.
@ballersigmaohioskibidi
@ballersigmaohioskibidi 3 жыл бұрын
It’s like trying to win a chess match so you terraform mars to distract the opponent.
@CrazyIwasCrazyOnce222
@CrazyIwasCrazyOnce222 3 жыл бұрын
Wow this reminds me of the time where I played guess who to distract the president while I stole the 🗼
@elpatosad5757
@elpatosad5757 2 жыл бұрын
@@CrazyIwasCrazyOnce222 This sounds like something Peter Griffin would say
@adalon378
@adalon378 2 жыл бұрын
@@ballersigmaohioskibidi yeah, genius!
@lonesome1996
@lonesome1996 2 жыл бұрын
Where did you get your profile pic from?
@yorangey_LOC
@yorangey_LOC 4 жыл бұрын
Thief: time to break into this house Another thief: sorry sir but it’s not your turn to break in yet
@barneya1965
@barneya1965 4 жыл бұрын
He spent like 10 seconds casually mentioning an entire POTATO CULT that had broken into his farm. I must learn more.
@masterdoge987
@masterdoge987 4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that that’s how most high-level robberies work
@lihretti
@lihretti 3 жыл бұрын
@@masterdoge987 h-how do you know that?
@alex2005z
@alex2005z 3 жыл бұрын
@@lihretti how do u think?
@rubikscubegaming2412
@rubikscubegaming2412 Жыл бұрын
A good assasin also knows how to steal
@childelike
@childelike 4 жыл бұрын
alternate title: techno spends millions of dollars to cyberbully a child on hypixel, then does it again
@Samuel-dg4jv
@Samuel-dg4jv 4 жыл бұрын
marmot man99 squidkid, he was 17
@anonanonymous9670
@anonanonymous9670 4 жыл бұрын
@@Samuel-dg4jv that's not a kid, that's a adult
@bensonmybeloved5160
@bensonmybeloved5160 4 жыл бұрын
888 likes, sorry, bouta ruin it :)
@Amelie6678
@Amelie6678 4 жыл бұрын
Is techno a millionare?
@primo3621
@primo3621 4 жыл бұрын
@@Amelie6678 in Skyblock yes
@DawleyDude
@DawleyDude Жыл бұрын
I hope his fans and friends keep his channel going, theres so much unreleased content that i hope comes to light someday just to keep his channel going and growing in his honour!
@cubienewbie6536
@cubienewbie6536 3 жыл бұрын
The lengths this man has gone through to cyber bully a college student
@Komo-en8dn
@Komo-en8dn 3 жыл бұрын
He hates them all after the ultimate hunger games incident
@hemangkeswani
@hemangkeswani 3 жыл бұрын
nice musty pfp cubienewbie
@xdragclick2074
@xdragclick2074 3 жыл бұрын
@@hemangkeswani s h i b e
@prettypathosis
@prettypathosis 3 жыл бұрын
the rewatchability of this series is honestly amazing
@shintena..
@shintena.. 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve rewatched it 3 times This is better than any Netflix show.
@sharethevictoryromaeus961
@sharethevictoryromaeus961 3 жыл бұрын
@@shintena.. lmao
@mintegral1719
@mintegral1719 3 жыл бұрын
I come back and rewatch all of them like every few months
@this_aster
@this_aster 3 жыл бұрын
Trueee. He's my comfort youtuber lol (was about to say streamer but like..)
@darkspike7543
@darkspike7543 3 жыл бұрын
This is like my 7th time lol
@blurple8398
@blurple8398 4 жыл бұрын
So fun fact: Techno’s alt account, PommesDeTerre, mean potato in French. When it’s literally translated, it actually means Apple of (the) Earth.
@Beephobic1013
@Beephobic1013 4 жыл бұрын
I know lmao, I’m french
@retardery1488
@retardery1488 4 жыл бұрын
@@Beephobic1013 ok
@D1ingus
@D1ingus 4 жыл бұрын
SaltyStrawberris ok
@kyowono
@kyowono 4 жыл бұрын
SaltyStrawberris ok
@vinnynash8517
@vinnynash8517 4 жыл бұрын
SaltyStrawberris ok
@im_therose
@im_therose Жыл бұрын
today i was having a really bad day, one of those days where my depression want to keep me in bed forever but i just came back to this series and to this day it's still one of the funniest things ever. i literally found myself reciting his words before he said them because ive seen these so many times. im going to miss techno til the day i die, he meant so much to me and so much to so many people. idk if i want to cry or smile but i dont want to die anymore because of him and thats more than enough
@ralpha5889
@ralpha5889 4 жыл бұрын
squid : disables api ha! there's no way he's got me techno: logs into another version, swims through his farm, times his minions with a stopwatch and uses a formula on a spreadsheet. *FARM FOR ANOTHER 1000000 YEARS*
@horse7379
@horse7379 4 жыл бұрын
Big brain
@Whatamood
@Whatamood 4 жыл бұрын
lets be real technoblade is one of the most interesting channels that exploded. its an actual competitive orientated minecraft channel, even though all minecraft youtubers that are really big are just casuals that mainly became big by other games. I think technoblade became big because he is entertaining and competitive at the same time so its fun to see him "stab kids" .
@daridon2483
@daridon2483 4 жыл бұрын
Also fun and original humor.
@santiagoley6403
@santiagoley6403 4 жыл бұрын
Also, his voice is really good to hear while trying to sleep. Cough cough... 5.5M views on minecraft story mode ep 2-4.
@viktoranderas9541
@viktoranderas9541 4 жыл бұрын
That sounds right and makes sense.
@aleeaz135
@aleeaz135 4 жыл бұрын
KEKW
@xpr0gidy
@xpr0gidy 4 жыл бұрын
Rengar Main actually we like him mostly because of his personality and demeanor while recording, which is actually quite similar to this comment shut up nerd
@oliverolson2766
@oliverolson2766 3 жыл бұрын
"Damn i liked potatoes but not THIS much" -Sun Tzu, the art of war
@v0id_d3m0n
@v0id_d3m0n 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@bigg2226
@bigg2226 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Dante-rd3ne
@Dante-rd3ne 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOOOO
@GabeIDK2
@GabeIDK2 3 жыл бұрын
“Angry Peruvian noises”
@notyourfriendlyneighbor2733
@notyourfriendlyneighbor2733 3 жыл бұрын
Irish crusade noises
@janhergenrother6544
@janhergenrother6544 Ай бұрын
"Most opportunities are created by luck, it takes skill to grasp those opportunities" this is so powerfull
@NemoWorld3189
@NemoWorld3189 3 жыл бұрын
just noticed that his spreadsheet tracking potato output is named "very normal behavior"
@darkmoon3004
@darkmoon3004 2 жыл бұрын
Completely normal
@lead_lad
@lead_lad 2 жыл бұрын
Normal Tuesday I assume?
@a123-i5f
@a123-i5f 4 жыл бұрын
Techno After the Great potato war: There is Never gonna be a second one Squid: Starts potato war 2 Techno: Wins again The cold potato war: Showtime
@Alvionalx
@Alvionalx 4 жыл бұрын
oh o
@denissdenisson6823
@denissdenisson6823 4 жыл бұрын
Whos the Hitler here, cause techno does technically have a cult potato following.
@YJ-eq3gd
@YJ-eq3gd 4 жыл бұрын
@@denissdenisson6823 why hitler? It was a financial and economic war between America and the Soviet Union
@denissdenisson6823
@denissdenisson6823 4 жыл бұрын
@@YJ-eq3gd I was assuming this was a "war to end all wars" thing.
@adamferris4780
@adamferris4780 4 жыл бұрын
@Yejun Na Your living in the past buddy. We’re done talking abt the Cold War. Welcome to World Potato War III
@azamukuichi5655
@azamukuichi5655 4 жыл бұрын
THIS MAN MADE AN SMP SERIES JUST TO THROW SOME KID OF HIS TRAIL. WHAT A POG CHAMP.
@MailMainbutnot
@MailMainbutnot 3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@dr.unventor
@dr.unventor 3 жыл бұрын
Or did he start the potato war to throw off his enemies in the smp?
@jackm.7094
@jackm.7094 3 жыл бұрын
@@dr.unventor oh yeah, this is big brain time
@bomboklat10
@bomboklat10 3 жыл бұрын
Stfu gacha kid
@0ddst0ff33
@0ddst0ff33 3 жыл бұрын
It was a hoke
@theduoidiots5892
@theduoidiots5892 Жыл бұрын
These vids are so good to come back to, even after he passed
@fitegate8986
@fitegate8986 3 жыл бұрын
“This dude has a mental illness!” -Squid “I just really like potatoes” -Techno
@gorbdafrog5732
@gorbdafrog5732 3 жыл бұрын
He actually has adhd
@K1NGRaj
@K1NGRaj 3 жыл бұрын
@@gorbdafrog5732 so do I. And I won’t lie, that’s what adhd does to me 😂
@gorbdafrog5732
@gorbdafrog5732 3 жыл бұрын
@@K1NGRaj Pfft-
@shewolfblacklink1062
@shewolfblacklink1062 3 жыл бұрын
@@K1NGRaj I hyper fixated on Technoblade and it hasn't stopped... It started like 4 weeks ago... Help me...
@ChaoticCreatorLol
@ChaoticCreatorLol 3 жыл бұрын
@@shewolfblacklink1062 to late 1 second traps you and links your soul to technoblade
@Simon-tb6tn
@Simon-tb6tn 4 жыл бұрын
"Started an SMP series to throw him off the trail." Wait--Wha--Wh *Technoblade spends months creating a series just to ensure one video isn't obselete*
@ThomasonCG
@ThomasonCG 4 жыл бұрын
now this is true commitment to the cause
@sanderkivirand1557
@sanderkivirand1557 4 жыл бұрын
He still got money from the smp videos so win win?
@belisarius6949
@belisarius6949 4 жыл бұрын
Those Sun Tzu quotes werent just random. This guy is using ancient tactics to win this Potato war.
@antoniou6427
@antoniou6427 4 жыл бұрын
I was so f*cking shocked man
@belisarius6949
@belisarius6949 4 жыл бұрын
@@antoniou6427 shooketh*
@aph391
@aph391 3 жыл бұрын
A squid farms a million potatoes a day. A pig farms 15% more. Calculate the mass of the sun.
@scotginger4690
@scotginger4690 3 жыл бұрын
As Obama told me. IT'S THREE!
@Atomic_Pinneaple
@Atomic_Pinneaple 3 жыл бұрын
*yes*
@yippee_891
@yippee_891 3 жыл бұрын
Blue.
@lee-oh1vy
@lee-oh1vy 3 жыл бұрын
Bicycle.
@FireGamingPro
@FireGamingPro 3 жыл бұрын
It is equal to your mom's weight 😂😂
@kazewz
@kazewz Жыл бұрын
“this man has a mental illness” 9:41 LMFAO I DIED
@JustPineapple
@JustPineapple 3 жыл бұрын
That scene when Techno’s alt outbid squid kid literally felt like a depressing betrayal scene
@veryunknowncola9819
@veryunknowncola9819 3 жыл бұрын
got kicked from guild reason: bozo
@claireh3180
@claireh3180 3 жыл бұрын
im the 300th like lol
@Fentnihilator
@Fentnihilator 3 жыл бұрын
400 likes 3 comment BRUH
@gullerodjensen6926
@gullerodjensen6926 4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade is the only adult person so dedicated to cyberbullying kids in a Block game.
@user-qu5bj6ee3o
@user-qu5bj6ee3o 4 жыл бұрын
idk how commas work exactly, and i just place them based on some gut feeling, but i don't think one' s supposed to be there
@kaydenwry6776
@kaydenwry6776 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-qu5bj6ee3o Lol,
@coffeebean2291
@coffeebean2291 4 жыл бұрын
Gullerod Jensen Then you clearly haven't watched flamingo
@daridon2483
@daridon2483 4 жыл бұрын
And getting views and money out of it.
@harvey4125
@harvey4125 4 жыл бұрын
yes,
@HaganConnell
@HaganConnell 4 жыл бұрын
Techno's spreadsheet is titled, "very normal behavior" (10:23). I love this man.
@feya1621
@feya1621 4 жыл бұрын
i didn't even notice oml
@mtdeeley
@mtdeeley 4 жыл бұрын
it was probably tilted by 6.9 degrees.
@sumi_luu
@sumi_luu 4 жыл бұрын
*Nice.*
@blauwbeer556
@blauwbeer556 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@HaganConnell
@HaganConnell Жыл бұрын
And it turns out that this is the same spreadsheet he sent to Tommy way back when!
@jjsuper7501
@jjsuper7501 Жыл бұрын
"Whatever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a youtube video, you fool, you moron. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War." Best quote ever.
@wendyanderson778
@wendyanderson778 3 жыл бұрын
This man has taught me more math than all of my teachers combined using the motive of a potato war.
@prumchhangsreng979
@prumchhangsreng979 3 жыл бұрын
Ur teacher are trash because this is basic highschool math
@batpop183
@batpop183 3 жыл бұрын
Very true
@villelinnros8806
@villelinnros8806 3 жыл бұрын
@@prumchhangsreng979 r/wooosh
@AlienoRBLX
@AlienoRBLX 3 жыл бұрын
@@villelinnros8806 that isn’t how you use a whoosh you know that right
@TheBeegestYosho
@TheBeegestYosho 3 жыл бұрын
lol yeah
@cyrodiin
@cyrodiin 4 жыл бұрын
Squid: "Who are you?" Techno: *_"Death."_*
@kevinDEgamer112
@kevinDEgamer112 4 жыл бұрын
Apex reference
@canthispotatoget10ksubs97
@canthispotatoget10ksubs97 4 жыл бұрын
Actually Techno is potatoes
@ApppleeSnappplee
@ApppleeSnappplee 4 жыл бұрын
True.
@sienna3793
@sienna3793 4 жыл бұрын
Batman
@user-os7kz3jy5c
@user-os7kz3jy5c 4 жыл бұрын
xd
@belgiumballd5098
@belgiumballd5098 4 жыл бұрын
"This dude has a mental illnes" -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
@NiikoKnacko
@NiikoKnacko 4 жыл бұрын
illness*
@a10goesbrrt28
@a10goesbrrt28 4 жыл бұрын
@@NiikoKnacko shut*
@vhgghmaavuy9559
@vhgghmaavuy9559 4 жыл бұрын
@@NiikoKnacko who actually cares
@omnomaurora5310
@omnomaurora5310 4 жыл бұрын
Thousandth like lol
@laisha2235
@laisha2235 4 жыл бұрын
@@vhgghmaavuy9559 I do
@themagentajelly2149
@themagentajelly2149 Жыл бұрын
techno is a true story teller, rip techno, u will never die in our hearts
@Chorddy
@Chorddy 4 жыл бұрын
He is literally Thanos SMP Earth: *Dominates the world* Hypixle: *Becomes a farmer*
@crimsonpath8995
@crimsonpath8995 4 жыл бұрын
Star Strats I would do a thanos joke but I’m not cursed with knowledge
@newchallenger7665
@newchallenger7665 4 жыл бұрын
Pokefan 89999 that joke was funny and it did put a smile on my face
@marcy1949
@marcy1949 4 жыл бұрын
@@newchallenger7665 when you havent watched infinity war but theres spoilers everywhere reality is often disappointing (i actually never seen infinity war)
@cpujar
@cpujar 4 жыл бұрын
hypixel*
@noname-sl7vf
@noname-sl7vf 4 жыл бұрын
@@marcy1949 i want to forget about the films i watched so i can watch them more times without knowing what will happen XD
@jdm2514
@jdm2514 4 жыл бұрын
I really like your style, Techno. Stick up for Squid as a person, run him over as a gaming rival. Y'all actually beefing on Squid need to chill.
@advertise3606YT
@advertise3606YT 4 жыл бұрын
And *NO* Replies
@wastry
@wastry 4 жыл бұрын
Why would people stop? Squid is super toxic in-game.
@nola9555
@nola9555 4 жыл бұрын
@@wastry you know how?
@matt-ly1jl
@matt-ly1jl 4 жыл бұрын
@@wastry yea he is super toxic
@deoce
@deoce 4 жыл бұрын
Y'all need a dose of the chill pill
@atinsh
@atinsh 4 жыл бұрын
Teacher: who farms potatos? Me: a farmer. Teacher: Then why does it say Technoblade?
@ddgaxelnilsson7855
@ddgaxelnilsson7855 4 жыл бұрын
_g o o d q u e s t i o n_
@txateaa
@txateaa 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@alexdrawsiguess2094
@alexdrawsiguess2094 3 жыл бұрын
Hmm that is twue
@dr.unventor
@dr.unventor 3 жыл бұрын
Me: He’s the farmer we saw in that math question so I decided to bring him back
@esenakgul7697
@esenakgul7697 3 жыл бұрын
You: Yeah,and Technoblade *IS A FARMER*
@NotHUSTLE
@NotHUSTLE 12 күн бұрын
I like the idea that the entire smp was a distraction from his plans lol
@basilulicki4148
@basilulicki4148 4 жыл бұрын
When you create an entire SMP Earth series... TO THROW SOMEONE OFF YOUR POTATO FARMING.
@kouluruoka7920
@kouluruoka7920 4 жыл бұрын
ALL PART OF THE *MASTERPLAAAAAAAAAAANNN*
@matthewbailey1475
@matthewbailey1475 4 жыл бұрын
he quit college to do this
@crazychicken8290
@crazychicken8290 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@DiabloAsli
@DiabloAsli 4 жыл бұрын
I was the 1000th likes hahaha
@DiabloAsli
@DiabloAsli 4 жыл бұрын
@Olive Milk so every people can't comment if nobody is asking huh?
@iamquietfire
@iamquietfire 4 жыл бұрын
Me: If Potato War was so good, why isn't there a Potato War Two? Technoblade:
@rashhd1497
@rashhd1497 4 жыл бұрын
electric boogaloo
@じゅげむ-s6b
@じゅげむ-s6b 4 жыл бұрын
it was a great war, so great that they don't even need a second war. *PRNKED*
@MisterJae_wastaken
@MisterJae_wastaken 4 жыл бұрын
There was A GREAT POTATO WAR aka first world war now its the second potato war like ww2
@jackbeckner8334
@jackbeckner8334 4 жыл бұрын
@@じゅげむ-s6b just like the vikings with Greenland and Iceland
@fin2487
@fin2487 4 жыл бұрын
420 likes kinda a meme
@saldan3985
@saldan3985 4 жыл бұрын
"I Uploaded SMP to Hid my Plans" So World Domination was just a Decoy!!
@Mykalpaca
@Mykalpaca 4 жыл бұрын
Clearly potatoes > World
@vxson902
@vxson902 4 жыл бұрын
**Potatoes** Technoblade: ILL TAKE UR ENTIRE STOCK
@zeuss5
@zeuss5 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Leung but he actually took over the aorld lmao
@coolsuper2624
@coolsuper2624 4 жыл бұрын
That is hard to believe
@MyAIaskanPing
@MyAIaskanPing 4 жыл бұрын
ireland was first
@qocket
@qocket 7 ай бұрын
I remember when this came out, it was the craziest sequel everyone was talking about. Thankyou Technoblade.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 жыл бұрын
Potato Famines would've never happened if Technoblade was born back then
@UltraInstinct_Miles
@UltraInstinct_Miles 3 жыл бұрын
How are you everywhere?
@gamingjedi52
@gamingjedi52 3 жыл бұрын
How does this doesn't have thousands of likes even the joke is overused?
@Moonstriker2514
@Moonstriker2514 3 жыл бұрын
AHA FOUND YOU
@GrandStraw
@GrandStraw 3 жыл бұрын
Hey new comment
@kianadresse891
@kianadresse891 3 жыл бұрын
Panic
@MyUnoriginalLife
@MyUnoriginalLife 3 жыл бұрын
"its about to be exam season squid kid will be at his weakest" literally the funniest shit ive ever heard
@starlight0313
@starlight0313 3 жыл бұрын
I read that just as he said it
@chloe4157
@chloe4157 3 жыл бұрын
timestmp
@uzmanaveed4877
@uzmanaveed4877 3 жыл бұрын
@@chloe4157 5:56
@max_casten
@max_casten 3 жыл бұрын
Language lol
@starlight0313
@starlight0313 3 жыл бұрын
LANGUAGE! -Badboyhalo
@KonigHoff
@KonigHoff 4 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: Man uses ancient Chinese warfare to grow the most potatoes
@winnipeginstinct
@winnipeginstinct 4 жыл бұрын
alt alt title: man tries to prevent future potato famines on hypixel skyblock because some guy said they had the most potatoes
@KonigHoff
@KonigHoff 4 жыл бұрын
@@winnipeginstinct alt alt alt title: Man harasses small squid over mass produced potatoes
@thinkricegns
@thinkricegns 4 жыл бұрын
@@KonigHoff alt alt alt alt title: squidawrd's dreams shattered again
@Randomguy-xi6td
@Randomguy-xi6td 4 жыл бұрын
@@thinkricegns alt alt alt alt alt title: Pig harassing Squid in block game.
@timra9309
@timra9309 4 жыл бұрын
Al title man cyber bullies squid with ancient military tactics
@subliminalmundane
@subliminalmundane Ай бұрын
"Most opportunities are created by luck. It takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success." This quote caught my attention.
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