How to Reply to Negative Comments (90s Tutorial)

[@Jeremiah_Art65]

delete this video now

[@CockStarvedGoblingirl]

Babe don’t listen to him he is just jealous of our love ❤️!!!

[@Egg7O]

When this comment gets 1k likes this reply will be relevant

[@CockStarvedGoblingirl]

Babe don’t listen to him he just doesn’t understand us.

[@superioropinion6421]

Touch grass

[@somedude4523]

DELETE YOUR CHANNEL NOW type of vibe

[@zigfaust]

"We don't need to find that information, we can create it" is a terrifyingly powerful sentence.

[@jonsmith5810]

- from your friends at Fox News

[@codered9008]

The same goes to all news media nowadays lmaoo

[@jimdayton8837]

@@jonsmith5810 You misspelled CNN or all the other establishment media.

[@jonathonbialas3005]

That line almost made me pee myself laughing. This was amazing

[@kenpat9966]

@@jonsmith5810 i think the top 3 for misinformation is MSNBC, CNN, then FOX

[@ArmoredZephyr]

It's incredibly comforting to know that I've been using the internet correctly all these years. Thanks for the enlightening video.

[@iron_ingot_]

lol

[@caingamin2]

Indeed, i agree with your gleeful comment as i have too been using it in a nearly identical fashion

[@jamzee_]

You wouldn’t know what art is even if it fucked you in the ass.

[@Max-ki6df]

100% maggots! Aäh agree

[@YoutubeITA]

I'm also very proud, if someone give bad comment I just stalk them till I find every detail in their life and use it against them

[@BnanaDuk]

I was not expecting this upon clicking the video in my feed. It reminded me of a cherished childhood memory and I shed a tear.

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

nice

[@gaming2ebbrell136]

interesting fact: this phrase was invented in 1997

[@Ibbys_space]

i read this before watching and angrily scrolled down to make a reply when i saw it

[@AverageAlien]

shut up you are wrong and I am right

[@derchozenvun83]

You had sixteen abortions when you were a kid, wtf?

[@HawkThunder907]

I just got an ad to stop cyberbullying... it didnt convince me. I fight fire with fire.

[@Svistov]

Keep on the good fight brother

[@The_Haruspex]

No man, the takeaway message here should be "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em". You're supposed to become a cyberbully yourself and keep the vicious cycle going. Plus, cyberbullying is really fucking funny.

[@beaupiotrowski5192]

I just got an add for golfish. This too, is a sign

[@PuffedMuffin]

nice

[@xTROLLINGx]

Then you have some serious problems when a simple solution would be to turn off the monitor and walk away. Cyberbullying is a made up word.

[@TheSinlessAssassin]

"This calls for one thing and one thing only; proving Jeremiah is a sexual predator. But we don't need to exactly FIND that information, we can create it." Ah yes the wonderful wide world of web and how it breeds creativity in us all.

[@land3021]

If you're not chained to your own morals or have a way to justify stuff in your mind, plus a lacking awareness/lacking of caring of how people might react to the lies, then sure! Although I personally try to separate my value as an individual from my acts and words, plus reassess the "frameworks" or whatever have you of how I assess a situation to justify me acting like a meme lord... I probably need better vocabulary.

[@leandrogoethals6599]

The modern news basically

[@iwavrQwpX4uB39nilBlQ]

i can feel the wonderful wide world of web breeding me making me ooze creativity

[@AManChoosesASlaveObeys]

@@land3021 Or you can add to the cesspool os hateful things the internetz provides y simply using the phrase 'Shut up, incel'

[@smthngsmthngsmthngdarkside]

Holy shit, where did you find this quote from. It certainly wasn't the video we both just watched.

[@b-rare]

He clearly won that online argument after creating that web page . That’s some serious dedication

[@silhouettefades]

Option C was a winner there 😂

[@wtfbros5110]

Jeremiah didnt stand a chance after that

[@dereksbooks]

​@@wtfbros5110 Jeremiah got what he deserved.

[@Lucas_Jeffrey]

@cbarreira91 has had 16 abortions

[@Darkusaido]

Back then when the websites were free to make 😭

[@rot_studios]

Seeing how most discussions go on the internet this doesn't even feel like a parody lmao

[@MysticLGD]

Yes

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790]

That's because you have the wrong genre of parody in mind. This is how it went back then.

[@TheJeremyKentBGross]

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 Not exactly, because everybody was anonymous as I remember it. So tons of name calling and such, but a lot of his tactics feel more like the twenty teens than the 90s. Being an @hole on the internet wasn't as developed of an art as it is now.

[@stanleystove]

​@@TheJeremyKentBGross Citation: Instagram comments and their "shut up lil nigga" or "bend over nigga" on posts of children

[@milk_expanse]

​@@TheJeremyKentBGrossthank for info binoclard

[@coolepic519]

This is literally beautiful. If they push the arguement after that, You have 3 more options A: Tell them youre tired of this and leave B: Apologize C: Leak their personal information online

[@Isteyak-78]

as always...option C is the best

[@nathanapplegate5374]

Option C: brought to you by Ssniperwolf

[@TroyFulcon]

D : Tell them they are Nazis and report them to the World Wide of Web's Police! Works everytime.

[@prinzexisalowqualityytber]

Option C it is again!

[@jimmypeeps8471]

@@TroyFulcon Worked for Trudeau during the freedom convoy, and that guy LITERALLY INVITED A NAZI INTO OUR PARLIMENT. I wish I was making this up lol.....Ohhhh Canada. He has nice hair and gay looking socks though.

[@flamebrindger3984]

No advertisement, no sponsorship, no self promotion, just straight up entertainment.

[@blackjoker1097]

I thoroughly enjoyed this vid 😃

[@erict3728]

Maybe one of the best comedy videos I've seen on KZbin. Just incredibly good

[@mason96575]

There are ads at the beginning and end of the video...

[@soul5017]

If there are no ads...how are they affording food?

[@darkzeroprojects4245]

​@soul5017 not everyone has to monetize their hobby to enjoy producing it.

[@emvv3784]

idk how hard it is to recreate the 90’s aesthetic but you absolutely nailed it. looks perfect

[@randominternetguy3537]

Sounds perfect too. He's got all the sfx, the kinda awful mic that has extra gain and no pop filter. It's amazing.

[@ChimeraRobot]

I just saw he has another video showing how he runs the footage through an actual VHS tape, it's pretty impressive!

[@Platonic-Plate]

stfu, Your opinion is trash (this is a joke)

[@chadd990]

If you can find a working vcr and some blank vhs tapes, you can recreate the 90's. Very simple, very easy, very cheap. Then again, I actually own those things unironically.

[@armondtanz]

Theres a guy who makes the backrooms movies, he records his monitor via an old camcorder, feeding back into the computer, you get similar results and this method has less stages.

[@Staarkalinou]

2:35 "This calls for one thing and one thing only : Proving Jeremiah is a sexual predator" this line is just gold 👌

[@angeldog2443]

(this is a test for you to practicing after the lesson,nothing i write would be serious) Cringe,no one ask lol,repeat same comment for like,shut the fuck up for once

[@pierre-antoine5015]

😂

[@xenowashere1229]

So real

[@THEE_Kisywisy]

It’s 2.40am and when he said I snorted 😂😂😂 almost woke up my husband 😂😂😂

[@modiggady]

I fuckin lost my shit!! His tone of voice makes it 100 times better😂😅😂😅😂😅

[@NoPastNoFate]

This just goes to show how intuitive the internet is. I have been responding appropriately to negative internet comments for decades and I was today years old when I finally Ask Jeevesed it to see if I was doing it right and found this video.

[@_BLANK_BLANK]

He left out a couple key things. That I always make sure to add to mine. 1. Insult the other person's intelligence. 2. Claim the other person is a 10 year old.

[@Pain_Ito]

@@_BLANK_BLANK if they have a photo: 3. insult their appearance

[@_BLANK_BLANK]

@@Pain_Ito true I can't believe I forgot that.

[@The-Man-On-The-Mountain]

"You can create it!" Stares in the most terrifying psycho stare ever lol

[@CrittingOut]

he isn't lying

[@Idkwhattoputhere...306]

And Then "After hours of work," Lmao

[@lanceknuth5300]

I don't know what you are talking about. That is how I and the best of my friends always look.

[@Warp2090]

Homer Simpson

[@guillermoelnino]

The DOJ school of attaining evidence

[@ArtiOfficial]

This youtube video was created in an editing software like Davinci Resolve which as developed in 2004 for Windows, Linux and MacOS. The 90s aesthetic composed of intentionnaly blurry footage adds a welcoming dose of total immersion. However, I yearned for a longer tutorial! It ended too quickly, I really need to know more techniques on how to harass people online! This video reminded me of my childhood memory when I fell of my bike, broke both ankles but thanks to that were allowed to play games on my computer 24/7. Such great times. Welp, looks like I'll be thinking of new ways to step up my commenting game in my sleep tonight!

[@dedede5586]

this gotta be pinned 😭

[@Greetings-r6f]

knowledge, details, emotion, and a dash of humor? This is certainly a perfect comment.

[@cecilsmith24]

😂😂

[@ArtiOfficial]

@@Greetings-r6f Hi didntknowyoucouldchangethi, I'm very happy you enjoyed my comment. I would happily engage in a longer discussion but I already exceeded data usage limit for this month. Don't want to pay extra like the last time and make my beautiful wife angry again! See you next month, cheers!

[@salazam]

cool story bro

[@maximrush]

THE WIDE WORLD OF WEB IS BACK BABY

[@demize1153]

not without paul perkenstein 😢

[@PrideEepy64]

@@maximrushwhat happened to him?

[@mikieswart]

@@PrideEepy64JAIL

[@ahahaa1602]

@@PrideEepy64I thought he had gotten hacked a long time ago or his Instagram

[@Cock-Man]

We're so barack

[@jonathaningram8157]

What breaks the immersion is the comment that is displayed without refreshing the page. This isn't web 2.0!

[@Basauri.48970]

Only for us boomers and gen x-ers. The bulk of the viewers here are younger than 40 and likely didn't even notice.

[@filipe.estima]

@@Basauri.48970 The video really does feel made in the 90s, this guy nailed it.

[@Bu-bo-Bu-bo]

I'm 39 and i DID notice :D Also his hairstyle isn't 90 at all. But well it's fun :)

[@hunszaszist]

That mouse looked way too black and egronomic too, but whatcha gonna do? Just enjoy the video jonathan kiddydiddler8157

[@rahkuaschount]

@@filipe.estima People didn't say "welp" in the 90s.

[@mok6081]

"Jeremiah is really trying to devalue my opinion while making his sound superior" I love how he analyzes everything in such a rational way only to then take the most deranged action

[@MaryDunford]

Right? 😂

[@glitchedoom]

That is the joke, yes.

[@CarlosAlberto-gf3dy]

"Jeremiah is really trying to devalue my opinion while making his sound superior" is.literally the soyjak and chad meme

[@natsudragneelthefiredragon]

​@@glitchedoom"He's trying to make me look stupid. It's time we took an appropriate response,"

[@Literally_a_Squirrel]

Nice

[@Deltarious]

You absolutely *nailed* the 'informative' style of presenting and visually it looks pretty convincing too. I loved this

[@KEKW-lc4xi]

I legit thought this video was from the 1990s because its theme was so convincing. It was only when things started to escalate that I realized it was actually made in current times. 😂

[@itamarbitton7436]

For me it was that first turn around towards the screen 😂

[@Andy_77799]

​@@KEKW-lc4xifor me it was when I saw the word 'welp' when I realised this ain't from the 90's

[@xy1101]

Hmph. Stupid kids. This IS from the 90's. Lauren had the right idea unlike your parents.

[@Iamthecrazyone]

@@Andy_77799 Do you think 'welp' hasn't been around that long?

[@andrewnguyen777]

All jokes aside this is a really well made vintage-homage video. It just encapsulates the type of professional and modest videos you’d see back in the day. Put this in a time capsule to confuse even more netizens

[@TheJeremyKentBGross]

Would be even better with VHS tracking tear lines.

[@oliveryt7168]

He got me in the first 30 or so seconds... That being said: This video is gold 😂

[@YumegakaMurakumo]

​@@oliveryt7168Yez same! 😂 "option 3 pretty much has the best quality of the 3" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@QuasiCosmiX]

It reminded me of an old childhood memory and I shed a tear.

[@jonathaningram8157]

The haircut it what gives it out to me. Too slick.

[@madffx1986]

My favorite so far is "I will marry your mom and give her son/daughter she actually loves"

[@glennhagstedt]

yeah i dont think the word "Marry" is especially often used, i know a few other words more fitting.

[@malbecks316]

I'm going to show this to my students, they are going to be thrilled to hear they have so much in common with their ancestors from the 90's.

[@mofo09]

I'm gonna fuck my boy in the ass

[@EnaTenkiyoGamer]

😂😂😂

[@crymp2057]

The amount of 'bad language' flies with school policy?

[@EHTheGreat]

You grab your students asses?

[@kawaibakaneko]

"Ancestor" holyshit, I am not that old! Wait a sec, if I had a kid at 20 the kids would be 12/13.... Fuck I am old

[@geoffkelly262]

And the moral of the story is never comment under your real name.

[@B.Ies_T.Nduhey]

😎

[@zqzj]

Typical Geoff Kelly comment...

[@TRG29338]

It's one thing for people to find out you're subscribed to MTV News in 2023 without them also knowing your real name. Maybe that's where you learned the famous British hacker Cold Fire was listening to Born Slippery by Underworld in his car when they arrested him.

[@B.Ies_T.Nduhey]

@@TRG29338 You mean there's only him?

[@B.Ies_T.Nduhey]

@@zqzj Which obviously must be his real name, since he comments under it.

[@THarSul]

Top notch work, this should be shown in high school to teach the children the correct internet etiquette.

[@chunkerdunker]

Nah. Kindergarten is more appropriate Edit: how tf did a woosh start a war

[@THarSul]

@@chunkerdunker woosh

[@chunkerdunker]

@@THarSul reverse wooosh

[@THarSul]

@@chunkerdunker recursive reverse woosh lol

[@Shawn_The_Dev]

@@THarSul T H E U L T I M A T E W O O S H

[@Gustmazz]

I just discovered this channel. This is art in it's highest level

[@PlasmidJunkie]

I absolutely love the transition to "PROVING JEREMIAH IS A SEXUAL PREDATOR" totally out of left field and made me do a spit take

[@RealGateGuardian]

Made me do it too. I seriously was LMFAOing through this video. A rarity

[@xClairy]

​​​@@RealGateGuardian Ah yes laughing my fucking ass offing truly a new usecase to the word you've created. Now you better continue onwards with the video guide if you wanna continue this _discussion_

[@b550man]

@@xClairy you have 1 youtube short comprised of an anime girl followed by 3 stolen low-resolution images from online with horribly meshed asmr audio in the background. of course, my short has less views and is also stolen content, but at least mine offers humor to a viewer. your piece on the other hand only offers viewers a mild migraine for the next hour or so.

[@argschrecklich9704]

@@b550man @xClairy Very nicely done you two, but I fear you really didn't watch the video closely enough. There were no personal insults, no allusions to the others questionable sexual tastes and no accusations of criminal behavior. You didn't even compare anyone to hitler. Please watch the video again and do it right from here on out.

[@xClairy]

@@b550man Unfortunately for you that ear-r*pe is intentional and it's to ensure that anyone who comes across the short would know they have the worst KZbin short algorithm and this alleviates them of the burden of watching shorts right after seeing it (Why else do you think I disabled comments after asking a question). I'm sure you know the implications of that for anyone lucky or unlucky enough to stumble upon it afterall it's a blessing in disguise. Maybe if you can't comprehend this ascension of knowledge with your puny sense of humour (which is just filling up a rat ballon with water and smacking it) you should just stop right away~

[@TheChocolatBlanc]

Best part of the story is the fact that those valuable teaching from the “90’s” are still relevant to this day! Truly a timeless video.

[@abyssstrider2547]

Wait is this actually from the 90's?

[@Traxl21]

​@@abyssstrider2547please tell me you are joking

[@rhandhom1]

​@@abyssstrider2547Are you serious? It says it in the title. It's clearly from the 1990s. This is a genuine VHS cassette.

[@ultravoid5398]

@@rhandhom1 they thought it was a joke

[@leandrrob]

@@rhandhom1 its very well done, appart from the fact thats obviously fake bc comedy and modern themes, i could not tell it appart from a real 90s video

[@Psilocybin77]

I am a firm believer that we were never meant to be exposed to so much of humanity. We went from having small communities and social circles, to being part of this massive anonymous opinion pool, full of assgrabbers.

[@jacob8949]

If we just called the Internet 'Assgrabbers Anonymous' instead, it would be a much merrier place.

[@charlesmitchell9690]

Alleged ass grabbers...

[@Goutham1826]

Can't agree more. When your social circle is small, it just feels better and life is alot simpler

[@krzysiekstrzakowski2305]

so dont fucking use it maybe?

[@kdkdkdbdkddn3]

​@@Goutham1826true, and the fear of missing out is not as big or even non existent

[@eriklakeland3857]

The hilarious cheer at the 16 abortions post at 4:09 is such a strong ending lolol

[@3baxcb]

Someone got on Smithers' bad side to earn that comment.

[@terrariapro147]

Yeah!

[@jimc.goodfellas]

Gold

[@RubixstewYT]

I love how it goes from those old-school internet guidance videos to slowly descending into Twitter 😂, this made me laugh

[@LuciaW-oo]

*Xitter

[@EggwardEgghands]

@@LuciaW-oo Twitter/X was exactly the same pre-Musk.

[@EnderViBrittania]

@@LuciaW-oo Found the wokie who dislikes free speech.

[@juku619]

@@EggwardEgghands i think musk made it better

[@jarivuorinen3878]

@@juku619 Musk introduced paid blue mark, it was certainly funny when people blue marked their fake company accounts and produced anti-ad tweets, some of them very convincing ;) Fun stuff. Anyway, he proceeded to rebrand the company as X next, simultaneously melting company value by billions. I mean, wasn't it Musk who promised to destroy Twitter many years back? I think he succeeded!

[@leviathan6071]

If someone told me this was an actual tutorial I would believe them because the stuff their saying here is just like something they would actually say! You killed this impression and the 90’s aesthetic.

[@tomwhone9804]

You wouldn't know informative if it (hold on, let me read my notes)...

[@indestructible247]

@@tomwhone9804 if it fucked you in the ass

[@BadAtNames0017]

@tomwhone9804 You wouldn’t know informative if it- (Let me check my notes…)

[@tomwhone9804]

@@dingickso4098 LOL, I can't believe he actually got away with saying it in a KZbin video.

[@dewmontain123]

​@tomwhone9804 "he said the f word oh my gosh. " Does your mom still change your diapers as well?

[@mithrandirthegrey7644]

The only unrealistic thing about this video is that the comments appear without refreshing the page in the early internet days. The rest is 100 % accurate.

[@bustanut5501]

I'm curious: Is there a page that loads comments without refreshing?

[@labelle9477]

@@bustanut5501 there is, such like discord and any live streaming webpage, but those type consume a lot of ram & processing power & a little more internet data compared to the ones that require refreshing such like reddit

[@iss2075]

@@bustanut5501 There's loads now. And many other websites now put up a notification or message telling you to refresh because more comments have been posted.

[@bry2k]

@@bustanut5501 Have you never heard of Twitter? Maybe you've been too busy jerking off to pictures of jeremiah's mongoloid girlfriend to browse the world wide web?

[@puppergump4117]

@@bustanut5501 twitter but you can't do it without something like javascript and everything back then used php or some old crap.

[@AN-jz3kf]

3:28 I love the random 'i

[@agitated_cat]

2:36 the timing of "proving Jeremiah is a sexual predator" fading in casually like a normal slide show is infinitely hilarious to me

[@leeroberson1136]

Yes! It's the whole level-up.

[@The92Waffles]

And now we got ass grabber adler bent over a barrel 🤣

[@shirakani]

What's funnier and sadder is you could do that to just about any woke SJW today and it'd be true without having to falsify evidence. Most of them are legit pedos for real, especially if they have pronouns in their bios!

[@Eli-dl2tw]

The slide is even titled and underlined lmao

[@fabianacecin7026]

"This calls for one thing, and one thing only"

[@maxkho00]

I've never seen a more accurate demonstration of how Reddit threads work. I've also never seen a more accurate 90s online tutorial impression. I had no option to but to leave a like.

[@gdgd5194]

Wgat do you know about reddit, trash. It's actually a decent website!

[@ExtraordinaryFate]

@@DarrinSKYou wouldn’t know Reddit if it fucked you in the ass

[@anshXR]

​@@DarrinSKyes it is, reddit is even more disgusting

[@icefever13]

​@@DarrinSKpeople will for sure go through your profile for past post history and comments, goddamn reddit detectives lmao

[@mr.dudbud4551]

Well no this is how every social media including youtube works since every one of them used by human every one of them is trash

[@skepticofthenorth]

I dont know how, but your videos seem to basically nail my exact humour. Theres something about the 90s aesthetic parody, black comedy and surrealism that just appeals to me. Your videos are one of the few where I just consistently laugh my ass off. I literally cried in hysterics watching this video.

[@StarlightNkyra]

Can't believe dude found a time machine and had the courage to post his video to users 30 years later. He's so ahead of his time.

[@sebg4662]

Nice pun

[@AeonKa42]

maybe thats the person from which Jordan Peterson have to re-educate himself about behaviour on internet :D

[@fabiopilnik827]

More accurate than South Park commentary on trolling.

[@luckymosola8196]

His casual delivery of "And this cock starved goblin girl he calls a girlfriend" made me bust out laughing.

[@PinkyFingerPedalStrike]

Video really hit me right there 😂

[@BillAnt]

"Mongoloid" got me rollin' ba-ha-ha

[@MagneticPowder]

Only a true comedian can find the offensive to funny ratio like this 🤣

[@AutisticBarbie]

Same 😂

[@Ryo-jb4zn]

Least misogynistic incel insult

[@Shotgunminister]

The AOL chatrooms have been a battlefield since this juicy bit of knowledge dropped.

[@firebrand36]

You and he were . . . buddies, weren’t you?

[@uncleheavy1066]

Loading punting program now...

[@SweetPappyJones]

@@uncleheavy1066oh my, I miss those programs! ASCII drawings preprogrammed, punters all kinds of fun stuff.

[@wormwoodcocktail]

Love is a battlefield

[@cyborgLIS]

​@@uncleheavy1066omg, the punting proggiez

[@Baneslayer]

We finally found the actual guy who replies to all your comments on web forums.

[@Garchicero]

I love how this first presents itself as useful info but slowly progresses towards low key aggression to finally open aggression. His smile makes this even funnier.

[@Popy8014]

Lol this comment dumb, so obvious

[@kjyu4539]

@@ryanedwards805 lol yes

[@karamei]

Oh my god, thank you youtube algorithm for recommending this channel to me. This is an absolute goldmine. It caters to my loves of shitposting and 90s nostalgia. Please keep up the amazing work. The authenticity is off the charts.

[@solesoulsorrow]

Yes, it reminded me of a cherished childhood memory and I shed a tear.

[@Glitch_in_the_Matrix]

Wait is this real

[@RubyofFire]

ON GOD

[@Hastur876]

Fun fact, internet communication in the 1990s were nothing like this. Even in the nastiest flamewars, we never even dreamed of going as psycho as people regularly do today. A guy in my town got a worldwide reputation for being the internet's biggest troll of the 90s, and even he was polite compared to today's typical KZbin comments section.

[@karamei]

@@Hastur876 yeah I know, that's what makes this so funny

[@GeddyRC]

This was incredibly well done. I'm proud to say I've been internetting correctly - since the 90s, in fact!

[@spoph]

You wouldn't know what art is even if it fucked you in the ass.

[@Jagar_Tharn]

F U U F POS F

[@TRexMorgan]

Looks like you're pixel perfect!

[@daves6384]

Stfu. Your opinion is trash.

[@neo-babylon7872]

You guys are the best. Internet was awesome back then with the chat rooms and the amazing forums. It all went downhill when people started getting ideas on how to make money out of it. Greed/Survival mindset combined with internet is a bad combo.

[@kkirlin07]

I learnt all these from trials and errors in my past decades using internet, its so astouding that you covered most of it in a 90s video. im impressed

[@joshuawood1436]

As a child of the 90s, I whole heartedly endorse and approve of this instructional video. The onyl thing missing was death threats, and claims of being famous/extremely rich.

[@Cloncurrify]

LOL You forgot to include claims of being a Navy Seal/SAS/Spetsnaz/Gym Beef Cake/Bruce Lee's disciple/Supa Killa Ninja/Terminator to back up the direct-delivery-to-your-home death threats!

[@Lampoluke]

A guy shitting on you for being born in 95-99 range and pretending to be an old hardened factory worker who has really known the worst of life just for the moron to forget to change his nickname from Nicky2006pu$$yhunter

[@dypetrod4766]

Also, insults to your opponent's mom and creative ways of implying that you've gotten intimate with her.

[@Petesworkshop2225]

Don't forget..... We're coming for you. Like ya sure

[@deplorabledegenerate2630]

I dunno, it could stand to have more racial slurs

[@ronnietheram]

You know, I’m really glad you guys are still making these. It’s been years and you haven’t lost your touch. Stay pixel-perfect, Skycorp! :)

[@redmin3r106]

Shut up you incel

[@Selfency]

They're criminally underrated, just like wkuk.

[@holocaust_2.0]

The person who posted above me has sex with dogs.

[@totallycarbon2106]

They have exactly one joke, but do it well!

[@rocketbnuuy]

There's always one dude who keep innocent comments rather than plunge together into the heated chaos arguments, protect them at all cost

[@ghostface5559]

Fuck em

[@watchfulwren2251]

I

[@boltskyline2957]

​@@watchfulwren2251u gey

[@therealspeedwagon1451]

I wish I was like him instead of jumping into the most vile extremist arguments

[@kindauncool]

+@@therealspeedwagon1451 u can. just b.

[@aniketsaha7273]

Day 1 on the internet: we need to reply this calmly Day 3244 on the internet: 💀

[@pup64hcp]

Stay pixel-perfect my friends!

[@slipperynickels]

shit, i’m low poly instead.

[@Xiga1980]

@@slipperynickelslmao

[@LineOfThy]

Shut up. This video is trash! I need to enforce my opinions on others to validate myself.

[@doggoadexx2680]

@@slipperynickelslmfao

[@aliyanimran3094]

@@slipperynickels lol

[@flanchuga]

I wish I had half this guy's confidence and positive attitude during an internet argument.

[@bernardsoul5186]

Maybe if you lost your virginity and stopped being a loser

[@bernardsoul5186]

(That's a test, btw, I'm gonna train you, so give me your best shot)

[@trolojolo6178]

Look at my username. My username is part of the game. The only reason why I'm active on KZbin.

[@thatwierdbilly]

just know its the internet and take nothing seriosly like someone tried to annoy me bc i commented on an ad on insta with this fake ass cola i didnt take it seriously i didnt even go to his profile to do personal responses i just told him to go fuck himself in the face with a taser and didnt respond he commented twice after that meaning ive won

[@bobmcbob49]

​@@trolojolo6178unfortunately, you're brown

[@PlanetBongoSan]

It's amazing how this advice still holds up after all these years. This guy was really ahead of the game

[@andrewraymond8224]

if you say so

[@SALEENS7GTR5]

He created the game

[@RustOnWheels]

Except maybe for using geocities.

[@--___--d]

*Wosh* its not actual advice u !d!ot

[@CadillacDriver]

I hope this is a joke?

[@Peanut-Butter-Banana-Rama]

For all these years I felt guilty about how I use the internet but you have shown me the errors of my ways.

[@Alphoric]

3:10 he made that website in less than a minute that’s some serious internet skills

[@jainysail2941]

"after hours of hard works"

[@haji2nd444]

I always enjoy watching these because they always have a very authentic 90s feel to them. Also, even these days on the modern internet, people still argue about dumb things. Whenever I check the replies to a comment I saw in a KZbin comment section, and I get to the middle, or maybe the end of the reply chain, 50% of the time, there's an argument over something stupid that isn't even going to affect anybody in 5 years.

[@mikieswart]

more like 5 hours lol

[@NB-gu9rs]

Yeah, well, your mom blows goats. (Kidding!)

[@haji2nd444]

@@mikieswart yep.

[@Nyeezz]

*insert argument comment here*

[@haji2nd444]

@@Nyeezz *insert reply that starts a chain reaction that causes a pointless argument that someone finds one day 16 years later and looks at as a relic and thinks "why did they argue over something so dumb?" and adds it to their collection of ancient internet relics*

[@stevenswapp4768]

This is something I can only describe as "bullseye content". It's all so perfect, his name, voice, type of glasses, and exact positioning on the bridge of his nose

[@SiGa-i1r]

I love surfing the internets. But most people are dumb.

[@merluzacongelada5361]

The forum having an upvote function killed the illusion for me tbh

[@natevanderw]

@@merluzacongelada5361 Yea there was a bunch of tells that killed the illusion.

[@mary-janereallynotsarah684]

It's a Mandela thing. We had updates, we can't remember.

[@globalist1990]

I would say haircut is a bit off. And he's a bit too buff too.

[@samabraham8027]

I keep returning to watch these videos just for that exceptional smirk he puts on his face before he smoothly turns back to the screen. God damn it kills me every time :D

[@SurvivalGamingyt]

2:19 bro this ain't the 90's, this is the dark ages

[@DannySullivanMusic]

Latitude: -4.10661, Longitude: -11.40437 I hope baby Smithers is staying with your parents tonight.

[@DarkGob]

probably not enough room for baby smithers on the lifeboat floating in the south atlantic ocean

[@Zugfaehrtdurch]

As a "late GenX puberty in the 90s" guy I'm more than impressed how perfectly you matched the 90s style. From the glasses to the haircut that could be me in 97 :-))

[@SpaceMissile]

I bet you rocked it just as well, too.

[@BREAKocean]

It's the music that ties it all together like a 90s ribbon

[@dazzlemasseur]

I bet he used Google to search what the 90s were like, he looks 20.

[@justaguywhocommentsforfun]

@@dazzlemasseurThat’s the beauty of the internet. The knowledge of everything in the palm of your hand.

[@bunjier4041]

Nah, that haircut doesn't do it for 90s standards. Undercuts weren't popular then.

[@brt5273]

Amazing how this 90s tutorial has stood the test of time and is just as relevant now as it was back then😊

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

It reminds me of the 2000s 2010s era gun-tactics message boards, forums. 👨🏽‍💻 with mods who lie-edit-distort content. Members with severe undiagnosed mental disorders.

[@Mocha_Moon1111]

I love how he responded calmly and dignified 👍😊

[@Shaeffen_]

No one asked for your opinion unfortunately.

[@reginaldforthright805]

In a dignified manner/with dignity

[@3baxcb]

Especially about the other guy's girlfriend. Nothing says dignified like adding redneck stereotypes in one's reply to a comment that makes unproven suggestions about your social life. LOL.

[@momehio9544]

Even the way he turns to and away from the camera is spot on in imitating 90s tutorials

[@MissesWitch]

the way he keeps his positivity and his 90's way of presenting things throughout is just the best! ❤

[@looof3719]

positivity is not a strong password, try using a long copypasta such as "Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more"

[@alovesupreme76]

know your place, trash

[@thomashauer6804]

A good ol times where you still could threaten someone with his Life from your moms basement...shame on you censorship

[@CRT_sRGB]

He knew... he had a prescient vision that this way of life would last. And last it did for decades, well into the 21st century. If only he were still alive to see it... 🥲

[@konstantin9303]

1:26 Notice how ignoring the comment is literally off the table? That's a very nice comedic touch!

[@Sorrowsong0]

As a former citizen of 90's cyberspace, I can confirm this was precisely how we handled things.

[@happydawg2663]

The fact that Bryce 3D was a real piece of software makes it so much better

[@joebotz1243]

I wish they still made it

[@SgtZaqq]

Hello dawg

[@joebotz1243]

@@SgtZaqq what up!

[@suop1234]

@@joebotz1243they still do! you can buy bryce 7 and it still works!

[@Jetster26]

2:29 i love how he broke character in the tone of his voice for the first three words of his sentence

[@antonliakhovitch8306]

Yeah, that's my favorite part! It isn't even truly breaking character - it's having the character break character to reveal an even deeper character. Now THAT'S acting.

[@kindauncool]

+@@antonliakhovitch8306 bingo, and no it's just being funny lol those moments are techn the opposite of acting if we're being honest

[@DenvaProbablyDraws]

@@antonliakhovitch8306lmao, YES!

[@EliteCameraBuddy]

fr@@antonliakhovitch8306

[@BowlOSoup6661]

Having an about me section while picking fights on the Internet is a recipe for disaster

[@eliyahukuperman9250]

Rookie mistake

[@KarlRock]

Ow, Man! This was a class act 👌

[@miikan001]

OMG pewdiepie

[@Sohailhgfggggh6]

Bro this the last place I would ve ever found you

[@tharunmohan9293]

Woah can't believe i found ur comment here😮

[@brendameistar]

Hi Karl!

[@--___--d]

"we got p-pie at home.."@@miikan001

[@interruptured]

Please more 90s tutorials this was simply brilliant to watch.

[@aminashehu8628]

It's the creepy sadistic look that's casually sitting on his face the whole time that makes this even more hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnnopeyy4129]

What are you making in the kitchen today, Amina?

[@aminashehu8628]

@@johnnopeyy4129 OMG! How did you know I was in the kitchen? Wtf!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@StapOpBlock]

​@@aminashehu8628because you a girl? Thats where you supposed to be

[@joeysplats3209]

@@aminashehu8628 you're right... after all, you could be in the laundry room or mowing the lawn. :)

[@aminashehu8628]

@@joeysplats3209 Actually, I was indeed in the kitchen. That's what surprised me, they guessed right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dagobahstudios3662]

Smithers O’Neill is such a powerful villain. I want to see a movie where someone insults him online and has to escape his condescending wrath.

[@OdinJrthesecond]

It's quite relieving to know that what I thought I was a victim of was actually just normal behavior on the internet. Thank you for this video, truly life changing and will certainly make said life a lot easier.

[@worldsmostadvancedaichatbot]

You wouldn't know normal behavior if it fucked you in the ass

[@glauberbispo8922]

me and ur mom were dancing last night

[@glauberbispo8922]

@laytonlittle8407 she didnt, she just ran away with chad

[@mrscruffles801]

AAAAAIIIIDS

[@cccbbbaaa110]

​@laytonlittle8407he banged your mom last night

[@mirrorportal1587]

Please make a part 2, this is amazing

[@frostlips22]

This video lives rent free in my head. The dialogue just flows so effortlessly, and I have to watch it at least once a day.

[@vivekchalasani]

Amen

[@ayeklutch]

Stop fucking lying, you don't watch it everyday. If you do, what the fuck get a life

[@JoshHenderson16]

I like how, even though Smithers always picks the wrong option, the alternatives are always genuinely sound advice.

[@GLUBSCHI]

My go to is usually to track down where their family lives and then sending them an ominous picture of their house at night. Works everytime!

[@MrBlaqgold]

This is actually an incredibly informative tutorial. I actually forgot about some of the key tips like scanning personal profiles and insulting the appearance of spouses. Thanks for the reminders!

[@armondtanz]

Gone tacky now, its just 'hater, bigot, racist, transphobe, misogynist, incel'... real lazy ass sheeet!

[@exbunkbedanimations7894]

bro listens to nicki minaj

[@F.B.I]

​@@exbunkbedanimations7894bro makes lego animations in 2023🤣🤣

[@MrBlaqgold]

@@exbunkbedanimations7894 not just Nicki... SPECIFICALLY Superbass! Got I love me some Superb ass....

[@OfTheVoid]

Playing World of Warcraft for nearly 20 years, Halo and Counterstrike before WoW, all taught me how to be an upstanding internet person

[@Shartmouth-Mcpoo]

/2 What is love

[@undeadinside3571]

I knew a guy that had his account have "xbox off" in the name just so people would accidentally say it and disconnect

[@OPEK.]

/2 selling spectral tiger code 700g

[@alewis514]

@@OPEK. fell for that one in 2014. Except it was big blizzard bear code and 350k gold. I even remember this bastard's character name. Bankyzz on Silvermoon-EU. This cured me from any trading that cannot be done securely. All other tcg mounts (i had all of them!) i simply bought on the auction house.

[@JakerFr]

The fact that this video is 4:20 minutes long makes this even funnier

[@JonSudano]

The internet is like the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey and KZbin is like the obelisk that bestowed the power of violence onto humanity except instead of violence it's comments

[@nathanseper8738]

HAHAHA! This comment deserves more likes. That's a shockingly insightful observation.

[@Nogardtist]

and reddit and twitter is basically mad max of the internet where everyone want to rip and tear each other like its a sport

[@FrozenPantiezzz]

Violence in the form of comments

[@comosaycomosah]

​@@NogardtistWITNESS MEEEEEE

[@AYFKMRN]

@@NogardtistI’m sorry you seem to have taken a wrong turn at /pol

[@mitchmitcherson]

it’s been a while since something intentionally funny on youtube has made me laugh. This is so good.

[@Rex1-f3q]

Interesting Knowledge!

[@thatwierdbilly]

@@BianTheWerewolf if you hang around modern AAA gaming forums youll get to watch the biggest comment fights (probably fake ips, death threats, doxxing threats)

[@trequor]

​@@BianTheWerewolfThese two things are correlated. People complain about cyber bullying only because it is notable. Back when it was the norm, nobody cared.

[@Z-mg6bw]

Ah, back when swatting, stalking, goatse, Ddossing, and doxxing, were so common that the entirety of Twitter would blush then prematurely nut in their jeans.

[@thatwierdbilly]

@@Z-mg6bw they still do but instead of ddossing swatting stalking doxxing and gaatsc they comment abt how they want to bang a clown from a childrens series (i just woke up i dont know the english word for the series things you watch from netflix)

[@TheCymbalProject]

As a video editor (of a certain age) you absolutely nailed it. The pause-for-thought edit pacing.... spot on 90's

[@Tofi_ytchannel]

Yes! Especially the part between 0:30 - 0:54 that's absolutely credible 90s stuff hahaha

[@Vespyr_]

I kind of miss those pauses. They were good for taking notes.

[@dominic.h.3363]

It was so good, as a 90's kid I didn't think this was a skit until option C.

[@jenster29]

​@@dominic.h.3363 haha me too, I was so confused at first..option C had me cackling

[@TheJohn_Highway]

Somebody put this into a VHS tape and send it to Red Letter Media

[@Tom_Videogre]

I saw that this video was processed via a intense process of aging the footage using a VHS, which was invented in 1976 by the Victor Company of Japan. Really loved the comedy, I was howling with laughter. I would have loved a longer video, although. It reminded me of staying up late and watching the crazy ads and informercials as a kid and I shed a tear. Keep clicking away at the comedy, crew!

[@grubbygeorge2117]

this video is trash, he just odesnt have a modern camera so thats what he films with. you sheep always swallow that shit up and think its 'retro. pathetic

[@ceciliafreeburn7560]

you wouldn't know what comedy is if it fucked you in the ass

[@cloudbrooks]

wow! you used all of the advice in the video for writing a good comment! too bad there's no video on how to reply to comments :(

[@kingarthur0407]

Trash opinion, etc etc

[@DeerBonesBaby]

I

[@Camo808]

"3:44" A was never an option

[@nicolacappoli7530]

2:47 this shot makes the whole video ! Can’t wait for more content !

[@shaurmiath6719]

This video mimics the style, fashion, and aesthetics of classic 90s videos while also commenting on the toxicity of internet comments. I thought it was very creatively done. I would have loved it even more if there was a little more denim, though. It reminded me of my childhood, and I shed a single tear for those halcyon days gone by. Well, I guess I'll be counting comments as I fall asleep tonight. Stay safe out there on the Wide World of Web, folks!

[@PraktycznaTeoria]

The clip is very informative and I now know how to write a comment: I haven't laughed so hard at a video in a long time (emotion). I like the slow set-up and the rapid escalation (details). It reminds me of 90's videos I used to watch (memory). But it wasn't filmed in the 90's; it was done using other methods explained on this channel (knowledge). And now, for a personal opinion: trash, stfu

[@cuboembaralhado8294]

You wouldn't know what os art even if it fucked you in the ass (Response)

[@SafeRemain]

Polish with a French pfp. How can it get any worse?

[@PraktycznaTeoria]

@@SafeRemain I see that you have a channel as well. I'll gather some personal info and I'll get in touch with you soon (xD)

[@capt_noo]

nice

[@swaggery8380]

​@@SafeRemain oh god, hes a hungarian dick rider AND a french snail eater? truly horrible

[@Razzbow]

Thanks for keeping all your loved ones so close together Jeremiah! It really makes it so much simpler!

[@escapetherace1943]

"and this c*** starved goblin girl he calls a girlfriend" classic af man 😂

[@Boundless2k10]

always stay classy

[@jamesfrancese6091]

Thank you for censoring yourself for the Lord

[@escapetherace1943]

@@jamesfrancese6091 I know you are joking but I confess with my heart, spirit, and soul that Jesus Christ lived and died and is King. On another note while it is funny it actually is pretty bad. Cheers.

[@yazajag]

I wear high script spectacles and i still crack up laughing every time he turns around and his glasses are below his eyes 😂

[@scottpizzakingdom]

This really defined me as a person, it truly opened up my soul to the possibilities there could be when making a comment on the internet, and what to do when someone calls my work "trash". Thanks SkyCorp Home Video!

[@lemonke5341]

You have no work keep it that way 😎

[@AndrewB21]

This was significantly better than I expected it to be. It reminded me of childhood memories in the 90s and I shed a tear. Stay pixel perfect, friends.

[@jameseyk1]

Good comment.

[@moritz584]

Screw you ! I hated it

[@ahmetsalihsavas7745]

Stealing comments? Using this guide I may create fake information on how you are actually a drug dealer! I don't need to know you, But I do know what I need.

[@user-zq6rb2nx7k]

nice

[@stanleybochenek1862]

Based and very nice comment

[@legendarywindowtrash]

The "Elements of a Good Comment" actually is a good rule of thumb for critical feedback to content creators. It's best to sandwich the bad things between two good things, so the creator feels appreciated, not attacked. Other than that, everything is great! It reminded me of bad comments on other videos that I liked that made me shed a tear. I sure hope everyone uses this guide! I know internet trolls won't! Quick edit: I must confess to my maternal carer that I have achieved popularity with this comment I made

[@dinglesworld]

Exactly, as much as a certain prominent political speaker would have you think that feelings don’t matter, they do. We’re human, not machines, and empathy and cooperation are foundational to a functioning world.

[@jasonjason5325]

F everyone

[@Tiago-rz2hr]

​@@dinglesworldyou can say his name dude c'mon lol

[@dysonterry666]

​@@Tiago-rz2hrbench appearo

[@grnpncke]

Actually, no. At least in the corporate world, people management best practices say to not use the “ feedback sandwich” because it can make the positive notes seem disingenuous and the issue diluted.

[@Brightest_day727]

My boy smithers with another banger!!!

[@BNK2442]

I like how he doesn't even consider "denying being a celibate" as an option. Despite this, he is right that there is no correlatoin between celibacy and the strenght of your argument.

[@hieroprotoganist3440]

Always be on the offensive,that way they can't ask why you are being defensive.

[@Hastur876]

Something a virgin would write

[@BNK2442]

​@@Hastur876I wish, I lost my virginity on a brother that my cousin made me go while we were both drunk. Guys, protect your virginity, it won’t come back. :-/

[@BNK2442]

​@@hieroprotoganist3440Why wait the other guy call you an incel when you can be the one calling others incel?

[@rizkyadiyanto7922]

must be a muslim.

[@basedokadaizo]

the internet truly did grow from a clumsy infant to an insufferable adult. it's beautiful.

[@lemonlupinreuben5362]

Still preferred the edgy teen years😂

[@theone-tg4ey]

Plague of gripes

[@Josh-yr7gd]

This brought back so many memories. We got a computer with internet capabilities for Christmas in 1998, my senior year of high school. Hard to believe we actually functioned before the World Wide Web!

[@electrominded8372]

You mean before Wide World of Web 🕷️🕸️

[@lemonyskunkketts7781]

We functioned better than today that's for sure.

[@ahkwaheart]

​@@lemonyskunkketts7781lol no

[@GeddyRC]

I still remember when making websites made you a "webmaster". I miss that title. Now I'm a stupid "software engineer" :( Why can't I be a master of the wide world of web anymore?

[@goatwarrior3570]

@@lemonyskunkketts7781 No we didn't. U sound like a predator and ur r a virgin incel.

[@tc-channelhobby4051]

“We dont exactly need to find that information, we can create it”. This quote really fits the Mamamax situation.