Skyrim, but EVERY HIT turns people into a random species

[@DougDoug]

This will be on the final exam.

[@IamaPERSON]

Oh boi

[@Cwood046]

Amazing

[@fierymeteor1293]

ok

[@tylercooper9867]

k

[@BalrogQuote]

I'll study.

[@furfox4099]

“My first approach is of course, spawn five hundred crabs” I really gotta write this down

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

Always important to take good notes in class, after all...

[@damrirejab22]

That is BIG BRAIN moves , right it down

[@Maseruxer]

@@damrirejab22 write it down not right it down

[@bustleague7451]

I was the 1000th like, You can thank me for that.

[@williamkryel7063]

Im not gonna like this comment cus it has exactly 1k likes

[@2picklesanddishsoap547]

I love how he accidently turned a horse into an eldritch god

[@zerkku7916]

A common mistake

[@BeinIan]

"Oh, DAMN IT! The ritual needs a ruby, this is a fucking garnet! I'm gonna turn that slimy lizard jeweler into a fucking gecko..."

[@gizmohollow]

The long awaited sequel to Zardoz

[@Zack_Zander]

He made a god, XD

[@peytonreed937]

Thats horse abuse.

[@СтепанМельников-у4х]

"And then once you beat him into a humanoid, he instantly forgives you" "You fight well, brother." Huh, Typical nord.

[@chainsawboy2388]

To be fair, if I was unwillingly turned into another species and someone had to beat me up to turn me back into a human, I’d probably forgive them and thank them once I’m back as well.

[@DustinOffAClassic]

"Hopefully I'm marrying the right Walrus." -- DougDoug 2021

[@cornbreadloverrr]

So beastiality is trending in Skyrim... brings new meaning to Cicero's "That's not a horker that's my wife!"

[@jamracoon55]

Hello green Mario

[@fartbarrels7421]

You mean CarlCarl?

[@skipthetutorial]

I learned more in this than in my entire 15 years of schooling

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

What do you mean "Wireless"

[@augustusdavis958]

Same

[@imbattlnscurvy5922]

Woah skip is here

[@Corrow_]

5 mins let’s goooo

[@Just_a_turtle_chad]

A turtle also learned more than its entire 80 years of school.

[@michelvanderlinden8363]

Enemies standing confused for a moment: I have a canon theory for you: You dont actually transform your targets, you just magically switch them out with other existing units in the game and upon arrival they're just "where the f*ck am I?!"

[@arandomcommenter412]

But you saw the code that’s not how the script works.

[@michelvanderlinden8363]

@@arandomcommenter412 the idea of comedy is lost on you isnt it

[@mediocrecontent2449]

@@michelvanderlinden8363 I think so, yea

[@spacecatsftw]

i mean, people being forcefully turned into animals is a thing with the wabbajack, so you just have permanant wabbajack touch

[@Janoha17]

@@spacecatsftw Everyone has the Wabbajack Curse.

[@Korbynnator]

I love how this whole thing led to a love story between a giant immortal head, and a giant dragon that looks like a headless man... write that down.

[@eliasredgrave1393]

Better love story than twilight.

[@unclebully158]

@@eliasredgrave1393 true

[@bigbean2587]

@@eliasredgrave1393 that's not much of an accomplishment but definitely true.

[@appleseed2976]

And also a man and a horker

[@Tombat19]

dont forget the giant immortal head was also just a horse

[@bottitan6377]

You see, the head was trying to teach you all along. He flipped you to tell you to change your perspective. He made you see through his eyes to show you empathy, And he shot you into the sky to see the world’s true beauty. The real lesson was the friend we made along the way.

[@LuigisFridge4797]

I’m 2 and this is deep

[@JocaPlays87]

@@LuigisFridge4797 im a fetus and thats deep

[@Dubyahh]

This needs to be pinned

[@DraedonTheInventor]

This comment is severely underrated

[@erjhg-w5k]

@@JocaPlays87my existence is uncertain and this is deep

[@eduardomunhoz1581]

I love how it's impossible to predict what your videos are really about, sometimes twitch chat will be fighting and become the alphabet, other times you'll be racing down a mountain and end up in a courtroom to define a random character's name from a old animated star wars tv show, and other times, it's just a love story all along

[@PirateDuck06]

No this time it goes from funny challenge, to a love story, to creating a benevolent god, and back to love story again

[@xoKnight]

That's why he's a W content creator the Poob will always be my favorite video

[@mildlymarvelous]

Please, PLEASE link that second one

[@eduardomunhoz1581]

@@mildlymarvelous have fun kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3-2gZivm8R3hJI

@@eduardomunhoz1581 Both evidence and democracy pointed towards Ploob.

[@megannewcombe9314]

With the mustache he looks like the kind of Dad that says "Come on kids it's time to vamos nos" after eating at a Mexican restaurant

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

He looks like the type of dad that coaches.

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

He looks like the type of dad that coaches.

[@Bighomie39]

He looks like the type of dad that coaches

[@marcowulliampopirers2216]

He looks like the type of dad that coaches.

[@ZekeWaters_]

He looks like the type of dad that coaches.

[@markuscaesar670]

“Enough of the boring stuff” He says as a humanoid cat-person getting married to a walrus while the wedding is officiated by a dragon

[@dragons_advocate]

I see no issues there 😻🐉💞

[@BelleBeniko]

And Sonic was there witnessing it

[@funkykong5740]

@@BelleBeniko no matter how fast he runs, he won’t be able to escape from the horrors he witnessed that day

[@1_vs_1a]

Furry fandom be like

[@maxeon0937]

@@BelleBeniko and spiderman

[@johnl6526]

I love when he pans the camera and sonic the hedgehog is just sitting at the wedding, oddly the only one who looks like he’s supposed to be there 🤣

[@Bdup8]

Well it was a man and a walrus getting married by a dragon

[@gabrielgoes0]

I absolutely lost my shit

[@bardofvoid174]

"Do you get to the cloud district very often?" the bees carrying a giant femur ask you as they fucking a s c e n d

[@konkey9209]

He's going to the literal cloud district

[@karalyna2004]

@@konkey9209 no he goin to burn in oblivion

[@elanrg]

@@karalyna2004 nah, nazeem and his Santa knife will win

[@Justsomeaverage]

You know its serious when a Giant head is more powerful then the console

[@clem7057]

that giant head thing almost turned into a creepypasta

[@Falkuzrules]

I don't have perfect memory of the 6-hour-long stream but I'm 99% sure the "love story" is noncanon, it's filler for the video. That head was *and is* a creepypasta.

[@firetarrasque4667]

@@Falkuzrules The Giant Head is also a thing invented for the video, it was originally known as "The Head God". In the end, it just kind of turned into a cloud of shimmering energy and then vanished.

[@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897]

More like an SCP

[@Necromorph790]

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

[@valentinodelapena7699]

and then it turned into a romance

[@razbuten]

been wondering about this question for awhile now. thanks

[@stare4539]

lol EDIT: FIRST!

[@Oddbox]

Loooool pog Second

[@jackiesharp018]

I just wanted to say I love your username

[@SilverGeFer]

I just wanted to say I love your content

[@blueninja012]

I just wanted to say I love you

[@cryptidliker5294]

6:27 Doug achieved second-person-view.

[@barrettm.w7031]

genius

[@Delta-lu5kf]

I love how Doug just accidentally created God

[@sethmichel6138]

a God that is just a floating head, reminds me of YHVH from Shin Megami Tensei (which is literally just the God of the Bible

[@offcialaa2progamr]

What did you expect from Diablo The cheater?

[@eliburry-schnepp6012]

I was thinking Zardoz

[@Gotz_the_iron_hand]

@@eliburry-schnepp6012 THE GUN IS GOOD!!! THE PENIS IS EVIL!!! *proceeds to vomit firearms into Skyrim*

[@newtybot]

Which is very on brand for the elder scrolls

[@Spoon80085]

"I hope I'm marrying the right Walrus." Me too, buddy. Me too.

[@JocaPlays87]

Yeah, so relatable

[@h.e.l.p.3655]

I loved that little skeever going "oh im just a servant, dear ☺️". WHY DID IT FEEL SO WHOLESOME??? 😭

[@ericbright1742]

"Quests work, as long as you use violence." Write that down.

[@omridess7392]

That reminded me of the Freedom Writers Sketch from MADtv, lmao!

[@destroyerofworlds4663]

Written

[@humanhater1700]

thousandth like!

[@H1PP1E88]

"only violence, not love can fix the worlds biggest problems" -doug wait...

[@Dhemoss]

exactly

[@javierharrell8286]

Undertale

[@OdorNobelnaga]

The kids in Africa: *nervous sweating*

[@hailonyourparade]

There's something very soft and adorable about enemies getting confused after they transform.

[@BladedAngel]

2:00 in 2011 giants sent us flying. 10 years later, and we finally turn the tables!!

[@The.Breakfast.Burrito]

To be fair, it kinda flew away on its own, but your point is well taken.

[@Flat6Mafia]

Damn, didn’t expect to see bladed angel here

[@lynx7631]

Yeah, we sent flying giants.

[@thadoubleapyt223]

FOR THE KING!!!!!

[@abstract0014]

Woah hi Bladed. Hope that wrap on the corvette goes well

[@doctorsnakeeater1997]

"So let's say I walk in on Aela, porking a walrus-" This sounds like the start of a really, really horrible joke and I love it.

[@redcatofdeath]

Or a really, really good fanfiction.

[@Chloe_2442]

@@redcatofdeath oh god

[@johnynoway9127]

or a hentai

[@simonsoupshark8009]

@@redcatofdeath bad bad fanfiction no

[@arandomcommenter412]

Horror

[@bison8745]

5:56 "My 1st approach is obviously to spawn 500 crabs" Well of course,that makes sense.

[@pure_potato]

Skips how he turned a child into a crab and killed them

[@bengal4047]

Please tell me it was Braith 🤞

[@parist6735]

You can kill the children now.

[@537monster]

That’s some Grimm brothers shit

[@ungratefulape9121]

@@bengal4047 I HATE THAT KID

[@karalyna2004]

Uhh you could always kill kids

[@firockfinion3326]

The funniest part to me is that Doug is confused as to why someone would forgive him after he successfully turned them back into a regular human.

[@themattbat999]

Me at the beginning of the video: "Oh this should be an interesting playthrough" Dough at 5:30: "Time to kill an immortal head with 500 spider crabs and 10 dragons"

[@jacobschwartz4940]

Doug: *tries to kill the head* The Head: *"BOO. NOT COOL. DISQUALIFIED."*

[@bjarne3521]

THE HEAD SEES EVERYTHING!!!

[@GodKingNate]

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

[@AlqhemyA]

Time to get schwifty

[@tannerborg9052]

@@AlqhemyA take off your pants

[@AeonForce11]

I'm so happy I'm not the only one that immediately went there...

[@holdguard4624]

"It's like going to a Halloween party, but because everybody's wearing costumes you can't recognize the friend you came here with and you accidentally stab him." -DougDoug, 2021

[@spideraba769]

A tale as old as time.

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

Write that down

[@Tearcarlog]

Doug Doug shanking people at Halloween parties

[@busterb2958]

4:30 I love how Sonic is just there for no reason

[@hihi-nm3uy]

how an average doug playthrough goes: beginning of the game; ‘im going to do a challenge’ midway through the game; ‘so we appear to be dealing with a floating immortal head’

[@zakl940]

I really love the idea that you managed to create a literal god that's more powerful than the console, staring down at the world below and warping reality as it sees fit. I mean it had the power to flip your game over, and to catapult you into the air on a whim. That's insane.

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

Oh Good. The Head God made it into a video XD. I came into the stream after he was created

[@platogkrone7161]

@@TheAnimeEncyclopedia *The God-Head.

[@tylerbrantner4026]

5:05 ah yes, classic tale of the Horseless Headman

[@thatfly5360]

The real horseless headman was the horse we made along the way 😊

[@rodanandme]

if youre watching this for the first time, youre late on a whole semester of Dougdoug classes already, you better cheat your ass off on the final mister

[@Mono_Person]

Oh god do you think I could copy your notes please?

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

WE CANNOT CHEAT THE HEAD GOD WILL SMITE US ALL

[@boxbo7926]

Make sure you write that down

[@realkingofantarctica]

If Alduin turned into Kaastag, then maybe he would actually be a challenging final boss.

[@bargun5889]

lmao

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

fre

[@THEmilkyboi]

@Zoomer Waffen The dragons would much rather fight a random mudcrab 400 feet away than the player who is pelting them with arrows and destruction spells.

[@captainsoup868]

Professor Doug Doug getting married to Farkus Walruls in the middle of class was the most wholesome thing I've ever seen

[@joelyt1682]

The moral of the story is, don't punch people/horses because they might turn into an unkillable floating head or something about friendship.

[@Rakanexeon]

Schools : "Violence is never the answer" Dougdoug : *uses violence to communicate*

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

fre

[@sragland314]

It is not be the answer... it is the solution

[@Rakanexeon]

@@sragland314 it's not the solution, it's a question, and the answer is YES

[@blueninja012]

@@Rakanexeon I remember this quote from a youtuber but not who it was

[@knuknukknuckles3840]

I just found you last week and damn man, this might be the funniest gaming video I have ever seen. This is actual gold. "My first approach is obviously to spawn 500 crabs" I cried.

[@birthdayzrock1426]

look up "khajit overdoses on skooma"

[@lukecasaus3338]

@@birthdayzrock1426 interesting

[@scoopdyhoop5306]

This couldn't have had a more genuine, heartfelt ending. Needless to say I shed a joyful tear.

[@redsus8683]

Bscking track

[@EndergamerEndergamer]

Less go

[@drinkwater559]

And when the world needed him most... *He returned*

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

fre

[@GreenIsMyPepper]

reddit moment

[@Gus-oc6ie]

Literally only gone for a month, streams actively and still posted on his second channel

[@razagan1343]

@@Gus-oc6ie You think I have the timezone or order to (remember to) watch streams?

[@collinpankratz8735]

First vsauce now dougdoug, the return of the king

[@DarkLordMorningstar]

You turned the Horse into the Godhead. Accidentally lore-friendly.

[@largenstonesea]

So this is what they meant by "The Godhead" in the lore.

[@drake2561]

Can't believe I needed to scroll down to see someone mention the Godhead... Then again, few have achieved CHIM

[@arbitrary_thoughts]

@@drake2561 same

[@mac6na6na26]

At this rate we’re going to have a stream where Twitch chat controls Doug’s nervous system and try to make him win at Skyrim with only their fists

[@emilyncole4040]

I will never get enough of Doug's face when he first realizes the head can't be shot

[@pervinthir7151]

Giant head in the sky: "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!"

[@Faxiomairsofteur]

i searched for this comment xD

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

He really should have tried playing a hit original song

[@rage_2000]

Love

[@Korvak]

Petition for DougDoug to do a “Dark souls, but explained with food”

[@rileymeister7793]

It's like eating a Carolina Reaper pepper and after an hour or so, you finally aren't dying. This is of course, before another one gets jammed down your throat.

[@unfunny2386]

"In short, Dark Souls is about how the Gourmets would rather continue eating their horrible, Rotten Apple, rather than play the uncertain, yet possibly better, game of Beanboozle."

[@missingindy]

darkdark

[@DIPleasure]

The part where he learns the head is more powerful than the console damn near broke me from laughter.

[@cr0-okedglasses814]

5:35 The horse turned into an immortal head, and in the end, found love with a giant, headless body. Sounds like a Doctor Who episode.

[@yogsathoth7960]

it really does

[@Scrongly-the-bean-terrorist]

Yea

[@Joemamahahahaha821]

The horseless headsman

[@MrWhyGuy0]

My headcanon for this video is that sheogoraath got bored and messed with skyrim a little.

[@Spark-bw3ph]

Hehe, "head" canon

[@karalyna2004]

@@Spark-bw3phyou little

[@tntalchemist]

Headcanon that Doug Doug is Sheogorath

[@LordVader1094]

Nice pfp

[@benoelmuller8892]

A severed omnipotent invincible floating creepy head that constantly looks at you with soulles eyes, which can alter your reality when you ride it and change your perspective, flip the world upside down, is immune to damage and unresponsive to the FUCKING CONSOLE WHILE KILLING YOUR GAME, is probably the scariest fucking thing you have ever created

[@unexpectedcrusade6447]

5:17 "SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOOOOOOT"

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

fre

[@5pinningmy13ottle]

THERE IT IS

[@noneofyourbusiness3288]

2:58 man, this video gave me a lot inspiration for a DnD campaign set in the tower of a wizard who asks you to clean up the mess he left after doing too many mushrooms one evening.

[@mawortz]

skyrim, the game that still provides a living for thousand of people 11 years after

[@teal_m_101]

I envy the pure macho beauty of his moustache.

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

fre

[@dominicwilliams9870]

7:28 (subtitles on) All of Skyrim shone with the power of- *saxophone solo*

[@bodhitree23-89]

You turning your companions into random shit reminded me of the ending climax of emperor's new groove lol

[@rage_2000]

As I said before: He plays games He teaches food to class But most important of all He solves problems that no one has

[@User-ur9bt]

Dang it you pulled a funny

[@thecoolnoob1288]

Who said I dont have these problems?!

[@B0R3D901]

69 likes lol

[@patroclus.8]

Hey you, your finally awak- ah shit I’m a horse

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

fre

[@ricardotapia187]

Here we go again

[@kayleystallings5732]

I gotta admit, the skeever saying "Oh I'm just a servant, dear" was kind of cute.

[@unknownansel6235]

Alduin: Finally dragonborn, i will destroy you, ONCE AND FOR ALL- Dragonborn: *slaps alduin* Alduin: *transforms into a mudcrab* Yo wtf-

[@ValueNetwork]

I can’t believe “Doug” was able to buy a entire school with the money he gets from “playing” Skyrim mods Big ups to Carl for being so convincing whilst marrying a walrus!

[@JocaPlays87]

Shhh, he thinks hes doug

[@dtmserious864]

Dude married a walrus, turned a horse into a god, went to war with the god, failed , then offered it a lover partner. We truly are in the golden time of entertainment

[@dusanpavlovic1303]

I love how these videos begin with the mod and then turn into pure chaos

[@garrettroberts4960]

YES! The legend is back, it doesn’t matter for how long, it’s just that he’s back!

[@raghavpatel720]

Doug is a legend

[@Dumthos]

Yes

[@tom0557]

Write that down

[@slayrNebulous]

Yea one of the most creative streamers I’ve seen

[@dannyhoang9623]

HE IS BACK!

[@KitsuneFyora]

DougDoug strangely recreated a more wholesome version of the Tusk movie

[@Glow_InTheDark_Stars]

This is the best class I have ever attended. I’m actually excited for the next lesson.

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

fre

[@ignaciomosconi]

It's going to be sex ed Or calc

[@snippykeegan]

"Next week we will be learning sex education or calculus" wait those aren't the same thing?

[@Snowstorm174]

pffft

[@Wanderingsocks]

I thought this was just gonna be a silly little challenge video. I wasnt prepared to watch doug witness horror, fall in love, become involved with the creation of a being with control over space and time, and to sate that same beings anger through the power of love. A truly moving experience

[@ninjanothewise8214]

Ah, new here?

[@cokeofcola8773]

“I turned a man into a walrus” *war flashbacks*

[@Ya_Mf_Boi]

you stop that

[@milesgaunt6767]

TUSK

[@kepris_5184]

Seeing Sonic in a mediaval wedding, between a cat and a walrus, with a dragon officiating it taught me so much!

[@Aethrin]

The fact that Aela is "porking" Horker Skjor _from behind_ adds so many more questions that I'm afraid to ask.

[@masterofchaos7282]

Here’s an idea for a challenge: Skyrim but every 5 seconds a Nazeem spawns in.

[@IndigoGollum]

That might be harder than LoZ: BotW pantless.

[@Zyzzyva72]

A hostile Nazeem to be specific

[@Hugh_Jas]

Even if non-hostile that would be impossible. One second is FAR too often.

[@masterofchaos7282]

@@Hugh_Jas Ok fine, 5 seconds then. It’s half the time that was used for the bear challenge and the bears were probably more deadly then nazeem (unless you count overwhelming annoyingness as deadly) so I think that’s fair.

[@MSGT_Johnson]

Do you get to the cloud district very often?

[@hindumuninc]

"I hope I'm marrying the right Walrus." A sentence never uttered before in the English language. Congratulations.

[@dixonarc69]

You accidentally turned Skyrim into a second person game. Amazing.

[@afinoxi]

The amount of things you can do to Skyrim is honestly baffling

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

fre

[@abetterhandle]

It just works

[@DSFII]

Why do you have a playlist that is 1,008 videos long?

[@prcvl]

Petition for Things explained with Food to be revived

[@lordomachuthegreat]

I just realized he created The God Head, Doug literally created alert of elder scrolls lore.

[@SleepLess_Plays]

"It's like going to a Halloween party but because everybody's wearing costumes, you can't recognize the friend you came here with and so you accidently stab him" I missed you professor Doug :')

[@WhiteManGodzillaFan]

The giant head is a literal divine god

[@crablessinbaltimore]

"can you ride a transformed horse?" "only if you want to see murphy's law in action."

[@airsoftguy9918]

This continues to be one of the most creative channels on youtube

[@F-14B]

enemy: i believe i can fly doug: WRITE THAT DOWN

[@turtlegamez4274]

3:10 that punch was so powerful it flayed her skin off

[@Eykoo-b3h]

DougDoug with a mustache is making me question my sexuality

[@vvkittycat]

He looks like a dad that would actually sneeze-yell

[@Monkkie]

“ancient dragon gets turned into a crab” Ancient dragon: confused, Unga Bunga

[@ollikoskiniemi6221]

You just turned the whole game into the quest "In the mind of madness".

[@8cube344]

Finally he has returned

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

fre

[@amsyarzawir4647]

6:32 Ahh finally a 2nd person view game

[@FunnyCabbageMan]

This Went From Body Horror To Junji Ito Real Quick

[@Charlie.mp4]

I ... can't remember the last time I laughed that hard as I did for the final 2 minutes of this video. Thanks DougDoug hope you are feeling better these days :)

[@Wonkybarnyarn]

“He’s dragging around his little stick” that’s what she said

[@aciarduce]

"Hopefully I'm marrying the right Walrus." Adding that to the list of things I never thought I would hear. ....got it.

[@galvetheirondragon1929]

DougDoug looks like a talk show host, ngl

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

fre

[@ItsCosmoTewulf]

I don't know what I was expecting, but it sure wasn't an entire storyline involving marrying Farkas as a walrus and a quest to join an all powerful giant head with the body of a headless person that was once a dragon. Not that I'm complaining, because that was absolutely GLORIOUS!

[@simyonnrova]

POV: You're playing Skyrim but everyone's a shapeshifter