10 ways to completely break Skyrim's intro

Top 10 ways to break the beginning of Skyrim... but explained with food.
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[@DougDoug]

don't worry, those eggs were expired. We're not here to waste food, we're here to learn

[@dodremblack3817]

Now that's dedication

[@SUPERDUDEX24]

nice

[@Monitor68]

Why no eat egg, bad egg not yummy.

[@jacoblaakso179]

We will save Mama Fierri

[@Nuolipyssy]

69th

[@TheNiggagician]

Doug: * walks into kroger for eggs * Employees: "never should have come here" * Skyrim battle music plays *

[@gibson953]

Manager: *picked a bad time to get lost, friend*

[@somerandomgamer8504]

Cashier: "Can't wait to count out your coin!"

[@skoupo]

"looks like the milk on this aisle isn't gonna be the only thing expired "

[@lilvino23]

Boss: *you start running, I will stab you in the back*

[@Eremon1]

Security guard: "I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee."

[@sketchydude8431]

This isn't a joke, dougs mom is actually guy ferri, and he actually lives in a giant Dutch oven.

[@imakeplaylists4171]

Can I go across the sea on Doug's dad??

[@willem6161]

Im Dutch.

[@matthewreese7710]

Sketchy Dude Fieri*

[@LUCKYLU1S]

No he doesn’t he’s dead

[@tesorosdetinkertown8310]

Nobody's doubting this

[@Dekarowski25]

"start every quest" "ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BE..."

[@sarttan]

Have you ever been to the Cloud District? What am I saying. Of course you haven't.

[@suctionbucket5280]

FAWK

[@sadcrab9125]

YES! YES!

[@courtneyscheffler69]

YESS YESS- crashed game sound plays

[@maryedmonds4350]

I wonder what quest the "Yes, YEs!" is from. It sounded like Aela but idk

[@finn_underwood]

I love how the analogy gradually shifts from "breaking skyrim = making an omelet" to "breaking skyrim = preventing an omelet from being made" over the course of the video.

[@--CHARLIE--]

I didn't even notice that lol.

[@ddontpanic4261]

I know right! At first it just didn’t make sense to me(it still kinda doesn’t), but know I just find it hilarious!

[@bananawaffledee4022]

this makes sense

[@lank5582]

WHICH MAKES SENSE, BEC--

[@StopItGarrison]

Thanks for ruining the video bud! 👍

[@probably_a_person]

The first time I launched the game, the wagon flipped upside down onto the horses, propelling it skyward. I didn't even have to use cheats to break the intro

[@grib6680]

My game didn't glitch but smoke starting coming out of my tv the christmas I first got the game back in 2011

[@nadrewod999]

Todd Howard: "It just works." Gamers: PressXToDoubt.GIF

[@lilvino23]

Did u have mods? If u did, well that fricks out the game

[@probably_a_person]

@@lilvino23 nope, hadn't touched it in the slightest. I think Billie Joe summarized it pretty well, since I ran the game with (at least) 144fps

[@probably_a_person]

@@billie8156 Thanks! I assume something like this is possible for Fallout 4 aswell, since the characters keeping cutting each other off in dialogue

[@charlieparr3685]

I'm not surprised Alduin didn't show up when everyone was the size of a tower, probably saw that and headed off to a different continent.

[@antares6167]

Alduin: *Akavir it is, then!*

[@juliusfaller5585]

Charlie Parr im pretty sure he wont show up if you are in free cam

[@victord.monkey9081]

Alduin the destroyer of worlds!!! Sees a few giants dudes: hmm nope im out

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

the destroyer of worlds appears to kill us all, I pick him up like an angry chihuahua.

[@fuchsmichael93]

thats actual number 11, if you remove alduin to show up you get executed

[@MattHerrema]

"Reciting their lines like an improv theater group" Uh... that's... not how improv works.

[@benwilson5031]

It is if you're good enough at improv

[@legmaballshityourchin]

exactly

[@glitchwolf1384]

Its like if you put an egg in a sock.

[@thelunaticcultist5157]

And you put the sock on

[@glitchwolf1384]

@@thelunaticcultist5157 and then you put on your shoe...?

[@quackzach1141]

the timing of Meridia’s “YES! YES!” and the game crashing was perfect

[@Aria-dl7ec]

oops i thought that was potema lmao

[@peterthepeopleeater5697]

@@Aria-dl7ec it was Potema.

[@jillyboel_]

fyi, he spent the next hour on stream trying to get the clip to play again and he got it so now it’s an alert sound

[@hesgoneplaid6478]

A new hand touches the beacon

[@soulplexis]

I thought that was edited in

[@justinyeung6478]

You're laughing. His mom Guy Fieri died And you're laughing.

[@joneybaloney]

yes, and I'm tired of thinking it's not

[@hexcrimson2511]

@@joneybaloney mom fieri is subjective user @Nyan

[@ronaldsit7418]

How about another joke doug

[@psimaster]

Almost a haiku

[@danielfromdewildwest2.043]

@@joneybaloney you're a disgrace to Celsius

[@Nautical_Parsnip]

7:43 Character: *Werewolf* Cart: *Clipping* Disembodied Nazeem: dO yOu GeT tO tHe ClOuD dIsTrIc VeRy OfTeN? Doug: H O L D O N M A Y B E I T R E S E T S.

[@OrangeUtan1]

Therapisr: Nazeem isnt real he can't hurt you Nazeem: 7:43

[@whatwasthatuser]

what quest even would have turned him into a werewolf? that was incredibly random

[@zillomanstrum]

@@whatwasthatuser one of the companion ones where you first get into the underforge

[@whatwasthatuser]

@@zillomanstrum thanks, I finally found it after poking around, it's The Silver Hand that originally gives you beast form but I don't know what quest would start you as one

[@bobbobert9379]

*saqs* Yes! YES! *game immediately crashes*

[@chubbyjubjub3593]

Imagining Doug at the store with 23 cartons of eggs and a single 5 pound wedge of cheese, "I have a ...cooking channel"

[@qarinatir]

Horse enters Skyrim's intro scene. Doug asks: Why the long body?

[@SawedOffLaser]

This may have gone faster if you used the "killall" command. It's like, instead of cracking the eggs one at a time, you just smash the carton with a frying pan.

[@thewolfofthestars1847]

Thank you for translating your comment into a food-based metaphor, I'm sure our man Doug appreciates you speaking his native language

[@GamerGuy249]

Isn't that also what happens when you take drugs?

[@joebobby1412]

GamerGuy249 I think you’re thinking of a healthy, nutritious breakfast that will help your brain grow.

[@georgecarter8426]

which makes sense because....

[@kittylitty01]

Yes that is the way to talk

[@the_jones528]

Detective: "According to this evidence, it appears that you are the killer." Killer: "Which makes sense."

[@Your_Favorite_Incubus]

HAHA

[@Twinrehz]

I like how out of all the random types of cheese you could've used for that one sequence, you actually had the "national cheese" of Norway, Jarlsberg.

[@StopItGarrison]

I'm gay

[@nubstex]

​@@StopItGarrison nice

[@StopItGarrison]

@@nubstex thx

[@Jake_Sherrell]

@@StopItGarrison Irrelevant?

[@Echo-tl7wh]

@@Jake_Sherrell nah, relevant

[@bucca2]

“Yes. YES!” *crashes* Ah, the essence of Skyrim.

[@powerthunfischdesdonners3086]

dragon dies in the air? crashes on the ground. you´re about to get executed? crashed by a dragon. you want to play the game? crashed by the game itself.

[@hudde814]

@@powerthunfischdesdonners3086 Screw everything crashing Paper Mario, everything crashes Skyrim now

[@vwithav7997]

@@hudde814 it always has

[@BrenturoX]

Just wanted to step-by and tell you that your Birb is cute

[@jacobveale2641]

I'm beginning to think that Doug doesn't know what an omelet is.

[@nathanschmit5841]

He knows exactly how to make an omelet. Do you?

[@Mr-Trox]

You think Mom Fieri didn't teach him how to make an omelet?

[@SpaceMissile]

11:35 is the begginning to the world's worst omelet.

[@rage_2000]

Omelettes are all about confidence

[@lol-xm9bh]

Exactly

[@JustinSIsTank]

9:03 I love how you eliminate the boxes and everyone just stares at you, as if saying "We know what you did."

[@badwulff]

*Doug* : "Now this might seem confusing" *Also Doug* : Instantly makes things 100x more confusing with a convoluted egg metaphor

[@Tobeebuzz]

Just your average teacher, making things needlessly complicated to learn

[@puppyguard2689]

Doug: *Accidentally breaks an egg* Every person in a 5 mile raidus: "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!" *Skyrim battle music starts*

[@cheks_765]

I could like this comment, but it would have 700 likes and not 699 likes.

[@chazzcoolidge2654]

wait a damned minute isnt that what they say in Oblivion?

[@MajkaSrajka]

You have missed one. "Changing FOV is like watching your eggs via magnifying glass - it looks different but it still works the same"

[@shoddy]

It didnt work, so it didnt break the game, so it didnt get an egg analogy.

[@weesnaorc1203]

@@shoddy I'd consider it broken to a point where the game still functions but the gameplays not the same. Like if you were trying to cook an egg wearing the strongest pair of glasses in the world.

[@shoddy]

@@weesnaorc1203 yes, it's definitely weird. But as you even mentioned, it still functions, not breaking the game lol

[@spicysalad3013]

All the quest lines going off at once sounds like some kind of fever dream 😂

[@gabebell924]

It's kind of impressive how fragile skyrim is.

[@aradia9726]

its mostly the intro in particular. its infamous in the modding community for being INCREDIBLY fragile

[@yaboi2515]

“I shed a single tear” that better have been a manly tear Doug Doug

[@eventyrer1872]

Does it look like this man, can, shed a tear that is, not manly

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

Devil's my cry but only Doug can make any tear manly

[@lad7436]

Heh 420 Likes

[@yenneferzvengerbergu5230]

@@lad7436 4 is a jojo reference

[@yenneferzvengerbergu5230]

@@lad7436 mista is superstusios about number 4

[@thegreycrusader]

"You can spawn 1000 wheels of cheese, which is too much cheese for Skyrim, just like it's too much cheese for an egg." Write that down.....it will be on the test.

[@Kore153]

The Grey Crusader this is false. There can never be too much cheese.

[@thegreycrusader]

@@Kore153 this is not a true or false question.

[@apaajaboleh104]

I thought he's going to spawn bears

[@tsulski]

7:18 nobody is talking about how perfectly commentary Doug fit in with live stream Doug

[@criticalchild2400]

One time, the intro glitched for me without even lifting a finger. A bandit spawned but was unreachable, so everyone stood at the wall with their weapons out for 5 real time hours before returning to their positions and having no dialogue.

[@firstnamelastname7244]

Why did you sit there for five hours?

[@marksman6729]

@@firstnamelastname7244 he had to see if it would work lol

[@dr.dudeytune4695]

Doug: *throws huge cheese on egg* Also Doug: “THIS IS HOW THE GAME IS MEANT TO BE PLAYED”

[@ThisJordo]

It just works!

[@noobythenoob3497]

Also Doug: "I am playing the best skyrim of my life!"

[@AlabamaMan]

“If You Kill An Egg”

[@Mayogus]

Anything: _happens_ DougDoug: WHICH MAKES SENSE, BECAU-

[@Cannedwater_]

6:56 It's like when your egg tries to teleport away but it's teleported back into it's carton but it falls onto the floor, now it's kinda hard to make an omelet.

[@wesleykant5784]

8:19 "YES YE-" had me dead

[@miku0621]

dougdoug: we learn things that nobody will ever need schools: are you challenging me?

[@matej6962]

Random dude: "hey you are finally awake" Doug: so you have chosen death

[@salmarcano8615]

Excuse me? Did you just say random dude? Smh

[@davidgreen8243]

The “random dude” is Ralof =')

[@surrk1057]

Poor Ralof

[@archiegarlickf.3168]

@@salmarcano8615 i can see that you have a Phd in skyrim

[@TomMarvoloRiddle8]

Ralof(aka random dude): 👁️👄👁️

[@GardensAndGames]

"They just stand there reciting their (prescripted) lines like an improv theater troupe" DougDoug clearly is a master of improv.

[@zacharymartin212]

Doug, I just wanted to let you know, your Mom would be so proud of you right now. I'm sorry for your loss, but you're right. We're here to learn, no matter how painful it is. Your Mom was a wise woman. The world will never be the same without her. Guy Fieri 1968-2020 World renown chef and loving mother.

[@theyknow1509]

"Beating Matt from Wii Sports using voice commands" do it, you wont

[@bradyhale9509]

Do it

[@Shayhammowolf]

"LEFT RIGHT LEFT DODGE DOGG NO FUCK FUCK AAAHHHHH"

[@itssssstef]

I just received a vision of something long forgotten

[@MineBloxAllNite]

You’re right. He hasn’t done it

[@ashelotl]

I mean it’s impossible to do it with normal controls how would he do it with voice commands

[@helgarichter4480]

Bethesda: *makes broken games* Todd Howard: _perfectly balanced, as all things should be_

[@hambu4781]

It just works

[@ouiueu]

You better not be trying to summon Reanu Keeves, I don't need him in my nightmares tonight.

[@hambu4781]

@@ouiueu ?

[@laorille]

@@hambu4781 it's a Spiffing Brit reference, if you still wanted to know a month later!

[@justme0910]

My intro sequence once broke all by itself, because the gate to Helgen didn't open somehow, leaving the horses to push against them to no avail, until the cart just fell over and my poor Dragonborn was lying on her back, staring up at the unforgiving sky, unable to move, prevented from fulfilling her destiny because some doofus town guard lost his keys.

[@manthisisreallygood2051]

I like to imagine that with every egg gag, he goes back to the store and buys a single egg

[@adamharvey907]

I was once just playing through skyrim again normally when the intro cart was flung into the air and miles away landing in water where it was reset because I drowned

[@gyrozeppeli4862]

Italian brother

[@yenneferzvengerbergu5230]

Im also a jojo fan

[@yenneferzvengerbergu5230]

This is a Doug Doug related video

[@platinumfactor]

Which makes sense because if you throw an egg into a lake, one of the fish is probably going to turn it into an omelet.

[@3dawg241]

Maybe you need to limit your FPS, cause Skyrim’s physics really don’t like anything over 60fps

[@darkdragon1002]

Doug: does anything to the game "THIS IS HOW SKYRIM WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED"

[@LightLadyES]

This is actually really interesting, and taught me a LOT about how Skyrim is scripted. 10/10

[@_zealos_8213]

"As you all know, my mom is Guy Fieri." _Wait- slow down-_

[@Shayhammowolf]

Nope no time for questions, we're moving on!

[@richy9589]

My first time playing the game, the car in the front blocked the entrance and the other did a backflip and we get stuck there, I didnt understand a thing and i was 8/9 so i said “nah this isnt for me, to hard” and didnt play the game till I buy it in xbox one.

[@joelhanan5956]

10 ways to completely break Skyrim's intro 1: Set the fps above 60

[@bringanotebook28]

The other 9?

[@willtheway9691]

bring a notebook shut up

[@SpaceMissile]

8:25 - should be "this is like knocking over your refrigerator in order to break the eggs inside."

[@fakenamegraham8713]

Nice

[@SpaceMissile]

@@fakenamegraham8713 thanks, m8

[@semmieb3e127]

I sometimes wonder if Guy has ever been sent the intro of this video with no context.

[@apho-sappho]

God I hope

[@klatinscelus3390]

6:03: "Dragon never shows up" Yeah, because it's probably terrified.

[@leastlikelysuspect5122]

“If you’re holding a carton of eggs with your hand and then kill your hand” What like cut it off?

[@stanstanstan2597]

Yeah, it’s every chef’s greatest secret.

[@travaughnanderson3958]

No. justkill it.

[@PiousMoltar]

Well that's certainly one way

[@FakeGiraffeTheory]

@@stanstanstan2597 Nope.

[@stanstanstan2597]

Sh33p0_Of_Baa how do you know

[@marikasdaughter6263]

I always found it weird that coc whiterun teleports you to the bridges outside of honningbrew farms and not inside or outside of whiterun itself.

[@stefanm.734]

6:33 For future reference, you can use "enableplayercontrols" to re-enable movement during sequences where the game takes it away.

[@fork3810]

“As you all know, my mom is Guy Fieri” - Doug Doug 2020

[@oigliyj]

1:12 You totally missed out on a dad joke moment, "lets do some egg-ucation" 3/10 wouldn't recommend.

[@AlabamaMan]

11:42

[@SpaceMissile]

if my dad had made that joke to me, i would have been actually happy to see him "go to the store for cigarettes."

[@clarisyamisato1344]

3/10 would not reggommend

[@wind-born2581]

I laughed. :D

[@readyorgormotti4695]

The fov command is like using a magnifying glass to try and cook your eggs with sunlight. It'll make your eggs a little hotter, a little spicier even, but it won't be enough to get any cooking done.

[@classifiedveteran9879]

6:55 That had me laughing till my sides hurt and it was getting hard to breathe! Thank you DougDoug for giving me the best laugh I've had in a long time!

[@johnkwak5357]

"Learnings more important than pain" Literally every schools motto

[@McSlobby]

Imagine being just a random Imperial Guard and then seeing one of the prisoners start floating destroying the entire fort.

[@dadutchboy2]

yes

[@thaumatomane]

"We're gonna learn so much it's gonna hurt - but we're gonna keep on learning because learning is more important than pain." A one sentance summarization of my PhD research.

[@ZyliceLiddell]

7:04 So you’re essentially saying that you’re *“walking on egg shells?”* 🥚

[@Groxcima]

"Everybody here just seems way too alive", a famous quote by DougDoug, what he did not realize is that the same thing will be said by the sun in 2 billion years.

[@amazoncouch7116]

*5

[@Groxcima]

@@amazoncouch7116 Water on all of earth will be eliminated in 2 billion years, no water = no life apart from microscopical bacterial organisms

[@IamaPERSON]

@@Groxcima good thing we don't have to worry about that! Us in the present I mean.

[@yahiaaymankamaly3518]

@@IamaPERSON Oh yeah ? Watch me have anxiety about it anyway

[@IamaPERSON]

@@yahiaaymankamaly3518 relatable.

[@snowyches9886]

the whip lash I got when he opened the video with “as many of you know, my mom *was Guy Fieri.”*

[@CuteLittleSiste]

New drinking game: Take a shot every time Doug says "Now this is the way Skyrim was meant to be played."

[@MaskedNozza]

First of all, I'm super excited to see just how many eggs were broken in the making of this video. Second of all, it hurts my soul to see your Vans filled with egg, and also incredibly impressed with how far you're willing to go for the sake of a long-running and long-exhausted joke/skit You missed a good gag opportunity for #7 having the analogy of removing the frying pan. Kind of hard to cook an egg if you get rid of the frying pan, right? I also want to see a picture of how thoroughly that block of cheese painted your kitchen with egg.

[@zachjones7468]

7:43 “Do you go to the cloud district very often”

[@wezyyt6759]

*Doug district

[@jburgos961]

Nazeem is Inevitable

[@tdells668]

can anyone explain why this happens?

[@vissadev]

"Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't. I'll have you know that there's no PUSSIEEEE"

[@buckashisensei]

It would be a shame if someone was to somehow rip my pants and ravage the area

[@scylla1772]

"What's a good dance song?" is a question that can only ever be answered with with the Coconut Mall soundtrack tbh. Anyone know where to find that version of it tho?

[@DJDavid98]

I prefer Darude - Sandstorm

[@freetoplayking7362]

it's the mario kart wii version

[@taco1957]

I couldn't find it in any of the top suggestions :(

[@freetoplayking7362]

@@Smol-bug ok, I realized that the beginning is different so it must be a remix (because I dont know the difference between each version of coconut mall)

[@lilianderson8256]

search mario kart wii coconut mall

[@Starius65]

It's amazing to me after all this time that Doug took mom Fieri's wishes to heart and made the channel all about _learning._

[@icremrob]

The complete all quests command eventually crashed the game, it’s like you took an egg, and threw it out the window

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

"If you kill your hand" Well, that took a sudden turn. But would that be suicide or murder?

[@sweetsongtalks]

Yes

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

@@sweetsongtalks Inclusive or :P

[@sadcrab9125]

Self defense

[@zmanjace1364]

Step one: download game Step two: start new profile Step three: let Bethesda's work to do its thing.

[@kevinvanbeek9848]

Step 4: it just works

[@IamaPERSON]

Step 5: repeat steps 1 and 2.

[@dvdjhp]

Well. WE CANT EXPECT GOD TO DO ALL THE WORK.

[@chu_Bo]

Step 4: TEHC

[@thenameisalie6]

I don't know how often I've watched this vid already. A few days ago, I watched the VOD and just HAD TO return. Always so much fun rewatching your videos!

[@Colezen]

I wouldn't even be surprised if guy fiere had a secret child and that child was doug

[@thereplyguyreviews]

I'm still kinda mind blown that in 2020 there's still relevant, good Skyrim content being made. Bless you child of Mama Fieri

[@DavidSmith-kz4rj]

If you set Lokir to essential, it also breaks the intro. They shoot him for running away, he falls to one knee, gets back up, and it repeats indefinitely.

[@SofterSocks]

So it's like, you bring the chicken into the kitchen, and it lays eggs onto the pan. You have an egg machine, giving you omelets until the machine crashes

[@PrestonK_Productions]

I like how halfway through the metaphors changed from breaking eggs to not breaking eggs and then back again, which makes sense.

[@megasocky]

This video was more a comprehensive guide of the most frequently used/useful console commands and ways to remember the command line

[@Carson2127]

6:56 Now this... This is the high quality KZbin that I've been looking for...

[@morriganstride8405]

God I loved how when he started all quests his character just was raced through the timeline of skyrim and right at the end you hear the cursed voice of Nazeem mocking you

[@juicyGuy]

i love how the egg examples actually worked out

[@darthvader9969]

7:42 DougDoug: "maybe it resets" Nazeem: *allow me to introduce myself*

[@fishum6483]

"what's a good dance song?" *proceeds to play coconut mall* Very pleased.

[@AlabamaMan]

11:42

[@brutalbjorn7524]

"now there's egg in the shoe.... uhhh"

[@leviowings5265]

My first time ever playing Skyrim, I fast travelled to Helgen to see what would happen, so I was just stuck outside while the story was progressing inside.

[@DanielTheDestroyerXD]

how

[@leviowings5265]

@@DanielTheDestroyerXD thats exactly what I asked

[@DanielTheDestroyerXD]

@@leviowings5265 no but how could you fast travel at the intro lol

[@nibnubsthemonke7551]

This man is living proof that sometimes you have to break a couple eggs.

[@jayzell3687]

“As many of you know, my mom was Guy Fieri” DougDoug brings quality content out literal air. He’s the modern day successor to the guy from the “Stone Soup” tale

[@AMnotQ]

“Can you break a very unstable video game with literal God powers.” Hm. I wonder. Content.

[@theirs5949]

Doug Doug I’m dying, Doug I didn’t learn enough in life, but you can use your food expertise to learn more. Goodbye Doug I. Love. You

[@dylanhale7300]

Its 2023, and I'm watching Doug waste about $900,000 worth of eggs

[@houndoomdude2]

10:41 but I thought that breaking the game was an analogy for MAKING an omelette, i'm starting to suspect that this video isn't a good tool for learning how to prepare eggs doug

[@spookytrumpet3243]

When i restarted a playthrough of skyrim, when i was in the beginning cutscene, a random farming cart just started to glitch around and fly around ahead of us, causing us not to move *What a game*

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I've seen a horse slowly levitate up to roof height and then zoom away, still standing calmly like nothing was happening

[@angrypicture6155]

8:17 best part Merida finally gets hold of the on-off-switch of skyrim and shouts "YES, YEEA-" before flipping it.

[@ranpan0801]

I love how when he completed all quests one of the text boxes just randomly said “You have contracted vampirism” like where did that come from

[@shayforest]

it's from the Contract Vampirism quest, duh (I have never played Skyrim)

[@zmanjace1364]

This is a really weird episode of How to Basic.

[@BullVengeance]

Time Stamps for every time Doug said, *”This is the way Skyrim was meant to be played”* 3:05 3:58 4:04 5:09 5:13 5:51

[@Starius65]

Technically #2 was Todd Howard

[@carlosrene9980]

Lol

[@samet8487]

he just invented a drinking game

[@bromomento3862]

@@Starius65 Are you saying Todd Howard isn't Doug in disguise?

[@psyducktective]

I love the removal of the chopping block where everyone stands in awkward silence

[@SaerBear5]

Man, it’s weird that I’ve been watching you since before I got pregnant with my kid who is now 3 years old. This was the first stream I ever caught the whole thing, start to end. I still remember how we spent ages doing cac and caq over and over to try to get the “Yes! YES!!!” sound in order to make it a cheer sound or something. A wonder waste of time lol

[@laythsattam3201]

Nobody: Doug: “NOW THIS IS HOW SKYRIM IS SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYED”

[@imakickurazz]

r/uselessnobody

[@greatgodpan5001]

Layth sattam Jesus Christ I hate those fucking nobody memes

[@lowpcfess9506]

Whats the point in using nobody here

[@daedreaming6267]

Congratulations. You posted cringe. You gain negative ten million subscribers.

[@Slave-of-the-most-merciful]

Bethesda explained with food? They have just changed so dramatically from a company people love to one they hate and i just want another explained with food video

[@blundungus9726]

“It’s like… a salad. So your favorite restaurant, Bethesda, releases a new salad, and it’s really good! The lettuce is cool and crisp, the croutons are flavorful and crunchy, the cheese is cheesy. But… there are a few tomatoes. And you don’t like tomatoes, but there are enough to ignore. And it’s still really good! So you order another salad, but this one has *more* tomatoes. So you go ‘huh, that’s… weird, but it’s manageable.’ But every time you order another, there’s just more and more tomatoes, until they announce a new salad called Salad 76, and it’s a salad everyone is supposed to enjoy as a group. So you order it, and Todd Howard in all his holy glory comes out and serves it to you… but it’s just a big tomato on a plate. And you say ‘Todd, what the hell? I just wanted a good salad and you gave me this mess! I just want food!’ And Todd says ‘Well you’re in luck, cause now you can enjoy tomatoes on your phone!’” There. Wrote the script for him.

[@Slave-of-the-most-merciful]

Blundungus thank you for this

[@mr.angryman3599]

Not really I have hated Bethesda since skyrim came out

[@thearbadiller9896]

“We’re gonna keep on learning cause learning is more important than pain” Man that’s *deep*

[@biggoop2757]

6:13 haha coc