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[@sketchylinkspambot5454]

His eyes, bluer than the cleanest water, were all I needed to see. The man sitting before me was gay, no doubt about it.

[@owen9635]

Sketchy Link Spambot He is the big gay

[@burgercheese5977]

He might *be* the big gay, but does he *HAVE* the big gay? 🤔🤔🤔

[@brayzo2729]

Eyes as blue as the azure sky. That is the symbol of the contractor Entrusted by the spirit king of the wind with the power of his domain. I bare this mark, the stigma of the wind.

[@miguelolandesca9342]

no he is the embodiment of gay

[@burgercheese5977]

JJ Ya boi *T H I C C*

[@jozsefbabits2804]

Danny’s nose has more definition, while yours has more mass, and is slightly longer. None are a better than the other. Both uphold perfect amounts of power to keep the galaxy in balance.

[@tweevlebarr3528]

Jozsef Babits perfect description

[@jozsefbabits2804]

Thanks😋

[@awasteoftime1680]

I have watched an Australian man describe someone’s nose as “penetrating” wile sipping tea, My life is complete

[@kalinaweber8524]

a waste of time I have seen someone spell while as “wile”. My life is ruined.

[@tigersympathiser2265]

@@kalinaweber8524 I read someone criticising a simple sentence that's "edited" My life is now mediocre J & K

[@kalinaweber8524]

Tiger Sympathiser wouldn’t have wanted improper punctuation or I might’ve been attacked. I just read someone criticizing a simple sentence, criticizing a simple sentence. I’m dead now.

[@woopinah1074]

We've seen everything

[@mlemery69]

cross that off my bucket list

[@Maddie-ri8ct]

I collect furby’s but purely out of spite. My brother hated them when we were growing up and so broke a lot of them. Now whenever I see one in a charity shop or at a car boot, I have to buy it and I hide them in his room. He goes crazy looking for them because they never shut up.

[@nephco]

Weird flex, but OK. 🤔👌

[@JamesTheCelestial]

Thanks. I needed that laugh.

[@tarynrowland2410]

R/quityourbullshit

[@laynethebreadlord7373]

@@tarynrowland2410 That is 100% something I would do to my brother

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@tarynrowland2410 nothingeverhappens

[@crowsynth2814]

Wait, blue eyes means someone is gay? Well, it’s a good thing I have hazel eyes then, unlike Slazo and his gorgeous.. I mean *gay* blue eyes

[@ashirokiba4867]

Brown eyes also means that, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT.

[@Kazuhira2249]

What does green eyes mean?

[@ashirokiba4867]

@@Kazuhira2249 that is a dark secret sealed with the tomb of Lord Iris himself none dare ask of him

[@gapropgaming1814]

Yeah

[@ashirokiba4867]

@@sbraypaynt w e k n o w t h i s

[@justanedit001]

_Waluigi has the best nose._ *Change My Mind*

[@theuhh814]

Just An Edit have you seen ace from the power puff girls nose

[@Tom-vx7qh]

Impossible!

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Just An Edit Gru has the best nose change MY MIND

[@0lebol]

I dont want to.

[@aphrodite4642]

Ever seen Pinocchio when he lies so much his nose goes huge..?

[@unluckycatfish6866]

Fruit gore is pretty much candy gore, but with fruit

[@freyathewolf]

Mist Sterious no it's NOT fucking OVERRATED

[@Moocow2003]

I didn't know that was a thing but now I've gotta draw some of that

[@Zoeythedirewolf]

Cᴜʀsᴇᴅ i can't draw...

[@und3rw3ar]

A true poet

[@lieutenant_lucky_rocks]

Whoa, I actually drew some fruit gore, didn’t even know it was like a real thing

[@ImAllexx]

whats the tea sis

[@blonkonups]

ImAllexx bath water 🤤

[@EllaIrwinClifford]

ImAllexx sip sip

[@mrbungnuggets1417]

ImAllexx ya yeet

[@spookysomeone]

tap water

[@mrbungnuggets1417]

bath water ain't clean enough mate

[@papajawn]

The best part about the Bob Ross PlayStation 4 game is that the price is $864.99

[@egill624]

It's worth every penny

[@cameronspence4977]

For Ultimate Devil Beater? Its a steal

[@kamsteel1346]

that fake iMessage fbi notification actually made me jump, I was in full screen on my phone

[@roach9397]

Glad I wasn’t the only one. I felt like such a dumbass

[@maribaeri0218]

If you really thought it was for you.... Buddy we need to do about what you do in your free time 👀😂

[@kiragray6982]

SAME

[@roughentumble9145]

"I'm smoking while pregnant, but at least it isn't DRUGS." What.... do you think cigarettes are. In what way are cigs NOT drugs.

[@Milkpastasoup]

They're just legal that's it.

[@thatkoolaidsdisease252]

They don't give you the fun stuff, they're just an addiction.

[@KittyCat-qj1tk]

They’re just lung cancer and kill countless people, but are still legal for some reason.

[@naiflohani]

though it's the same with alchohol as well

[@lyricalcereal420]

death skull 0.1 alcohol is a drug along with tobacco

[@allenphd]

Ima say this again Australia lost a war against Emus. A flightless bird. Never forget

[@mattbaines]

Yeah but um. We didn't expect their devilish tactics

[@J-D03]

Come on im sure Australians tried their best.

[@Pepperoni_Toni]

yeah, a 5'9'' flightless bird

[@allenphd]

A E S T H I T I C yeh everything in Australia can kill you

[@florafauna8549]

on the plus side, they could have been cassowaries

[@btryx9378]

2:56 i feel bad for the son honestly. His father's an idiot.

[@sbraypaynt]

Btryx thank you for stating the obvious

[@btryx9378]

@@sbraypaynt You're welcome

[@sbraypaynt]

Jayden Farley bait

[@billyhafford2993]

@@jaydenfarley6840 you're God damn right it's not

[@alexander_yoko]

Yeah

[@alizacelemcentauri986]

2:57 the true question here is: how can we test that this guy is a terrible father and should be put in prison?

[@UnfunnyFigs]

no

[@wolfbloodplayz1590]

S O D E E P B R U H Your nose is frickin amazing, but so is Danny’s, but yours is better

[@chevymiller9302]

WolfBloodPlayz1 that I'd blasphemous

[@voxinsocks8790]

Damn you, Danny is better.

[@Xoxoyeonie]

are you talking about Danny Gonzalez???

[@wolfbloodplayz1590]

Pacience Osborne yes

[@beefyreefy4769]

*greg?*

[@fl3m1n9o4]

I think Gru's nose is the most impressive.

[@MavieElder37]

You are wrong

[@elmosesamestreet5064]

Well, I think squidward's nose is the most impressive though

[@chriiiiis]

Fuck you Waluigi has the best nose

[@ZeldaHyrulian]

who cares if snakes have butts; how do they do the secks?

[@zorpernorper2868]

dylxn grxce **ponders reality**

[@Alex-vl5df]

They have one hole for everything except eating

[@ryukrocks9234]

You cut them in half and then you have two, there is no secks

[@bobbyhill4118]

dylxn grxce they wind around each other. It looks like they are dancing. The male has this thing called a hemipenes, which is basically a penis. It gets into the female snake, fertilizes a few eggs and they start growing inside of the snake until it is ready to lay the eggs. It’s basically the same as mammalian sex with the exception of eggs, and winding around the other to find the hole quicker. It could take hours. There, now you know.....

[@zawarudo7646]

Anthony Lane oh thanks

[@IzKidJ]

*oh god guys.... HE DOSENT GOT BEES MADE OF APPLES THERE*

[@Kabanosz058]

"He has blue eyes, that's all you have to know, he is a big gay." Slazo... Wait... You have blue eyes.

[@robboss2011]

that the joke

[@anotherrandompersononthein2475]

Awww but he's a cut guy

[@propagandahulk9905]

r/wooooosh

[@claim9151]

Congratulations... You got the joke...

[@cakelotus4208]

Says anime profile '' ahem''

[@BlaxicanBeautyTV333]

SLAZO has blue eyes! GAY CONFIRMED

[@evilbastardland]

THANK YOU I WAS GONNA TWEET IT BUT UM

[@memes4037]

The big gay

[@dj.h8374]

He has the mega gay which makes him gay

[@mabiee9683]

I think that's the joke

[@KimonoSuki]

Well yeah he already had his boyfriend in a video

[@Romanticoutlaw]

that 12 year old will always be known as the dress boy. His high school social career is ruined, hopefully he can break out in college. That, or he'll be shamed so hard that he comes full circle and totally owns it and it toughens him.

[@onlisexyt]

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[@koniel1197]

Hi lil Furry Fun fact I HATE FURRY RACIST COMMENTS.I don't care if people are Furrys

[@sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881]

robloxguy what does this have to do with ANYTHING?

[@crowsynth2814]

He will suffer from depression and low self esteem for a couple years and eventually develop a great sense of humor because of it, making him much cooler than he would have been before. He’ll be a babe magnet. Or at least, someone will laugh at his jokes.

[@anarch1.c]

or maybe he's just gonna wear them because he wants too

[@shanxious]

Please don’t say “penetrating” in that way again. It was in a very thoughtful and reflective tone, and therefore terrifying

[@TinyMafioso]

Danny is coming to stab you with his nose

[@lucasfriend3850]

Lel when he put the FBI message I actually thought they sent me a message and I freaked out

[@God-os9ky]

you’re slow

[@z01llo60]

Poor Australia,they don't got Applebees.But hopefully they gots IHOP

[@LetsCrashThisParade]

Hi we don't :(

[@lesbienby]

heccing yeah

[@maxistired3325]

Ginamaria *gasp* PROFANITY

[@J-D03]

HEY WATCH YOUR FRICKING MOUTH

[@ziplocbaggy]

hey watch your fucking language on my christian minecraft server

[@its-ame1982]

You're Ferb and Danny is Phineas, lets just say that

[@gonzomclovin773]

Its-a Me So there both amazing but shaped very differently

[@noraeisenman597]

😂

[@violentbob]

Danny has the most magnificent nose, but you have the cleanest nose and you might beat him with that

[@joelcrafter43]

10:55 I feel like this is like "You can drink this but people with diabetes can't so money goes to this foundation so they can drink this".

[@bigchooch4434]

"He sounds like a castrato" Sounds like something only s gay person would know

[@ChannelHandle825]

ha ha dont you mean the _cleanest_ memes ha ha kill me

[@average_sopha]

3 name changes allowed every 90 days. I relate.

[@durpyislost6212]

You were in a sorrow tv comment section what the fuck

[@durpyislost6212]

Going to search the other comment sections

[@ChannelHandle825]

the yellow man i'm secretly everywhere

[@anthonyortiz264]

Your not justin y

[@sar19]

the "there is no I in stupidity" quote is actually genius!

[@aidsencondomletsplays353]

Yeah......*Runs away frantically*

[@ccamelots]

While Danny’s is pointier and shiner, yours is an Australian Twink™️ nose, so yours wins! Hope this helps!

[@homestuckgarbage3324]

Amen!

[@thehugestnonceyas7719]

8:29 my heart stopped...

[@mootwo_]

Poor Slazo never got to witness the "deez nuts" at the end of the Peter meme

[@shelby-ud2jp]

I'm sorry Slazo, Danny has the better nose. His is far bigger than yours. You had to make me choose. And I chose. It's the harsh truth.

[@01234567891011121338]

*Sent son to school in a dress and you expected his day to go well.* Damn I hope stupid isn't contagious because if it is this lady needs to be quarantined.

[@Solorflare99]

That Black Guy Who Loves Cute Shit Whenever I read things like that I just hope it was a joke.

[@Headlock123456789]

That Black Guy Who Loves Cute Shit She needs to be quarantined whether it’s contagious or not. In other words, solitary confinement. Sending a freaking 12 year old boy to school in a dress? That’s some of the worst psychological abuse I think I’ve ever heard coming from a parent to their kid.

[@Moocow2003]

The best part is that she expected support and shit but EVERY SINGLE ANSWER is telling her off and encouraging her to apologise too her poor son / let him change schools. (I saw the post on Quora)

[@bitesizedrocks5885]

Solorflare99 h

[@Smogfellows]

That Black Guy Who Loves Cute Shit So your son is.... A TRAP?!

[@britny589]

is slazo the gay?

[@owen9635]

Potato Ninja Slazo is the gay because he has the blue eyes, so he is the gayest of them all.

[@KimonoSuki]

He already made a video with his boyfriend didnt he

[@habibibibi3096]

Morning Star whatttt? I need linkkkk

[@lillyfi2724]

ilikememes don'tjudgeme he was just his friend

[@dannyh_music]

Liliana Figuero that's what he wants you to think

[@smughatkid9981]

Hey 🅱️lazo

[@amin5272]

👌👌👌👌👌😂😂😂🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@thatfoxxy]

[Infinity Jeff Kaplan] nerf slazo

[@CaptainFlavio]

🅱️L🅰️Z🅾️

[@mickles800]

🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱

[@CaveTroglodyte]

🛩️🔫🛩️🏢🏢✡️✡️😂🤔🥒👌👏

[@psychedelicsunrise6397]

*"All you need to travel to Mars is birth control and an open mind"*

[@zorubark]

You said "subdafari" I hear "subfurries"

[@diesozialistischeweltrepub332]

Slazo is gay for Alex Jones Confirmed

[@panda_coffeeanimation1992]

*who isn't*

[@Headlock123456789]

* chokes on drink *

[@bul13ts]

I guess the water wasn't clean enough.

[@Headlock123456789]

Poirot's Mustache Maybe...maybe.

[@meaganj5785]

I’m sorry but being truly Greg I am legally obligated to say Danny has the best nose

[@NivekTheEnigma]

Meagan J I too am truly Greg, so yes I agree Danny has the better nose. 👃

[@snowyicicle1335]

Im greg too

[@vwatlas]

Yes I am agrre am truly Greg

[@TinyMafioso]

Hi Greg, my name is Greg and I agree

[@aidsencondomletsplays353]

What is Greg?

[@iheartkiecats]

Applebee's is basically a fast food place that tries to pass itself off as a fancy restaurant.

[@bobbyhill4118]

iheartkiecats and the food sucks. I could pick an apple off of any apple tree and be more satisfied with it than I would be with Applebee’s. I could eat broccoli straight out of the garden and it would still be better than Applebee’s. Slap some ranch on that bitch and you’ll be good to go. Idk but the steaks there taste like rubber tires. I’m not joking, it’s hard to cut even with one of my pocket folders that are kept shaving sharp.

[@nicow124]

Danny’s got more of a * K I N G S I Z E D S C H N O Z*

[@nochui4347]

The crash bandacoot music in the beginning tho 😂

[@marblerye777]

DADDY SLAZO HAS RETURNED

[@Mp-vc7hv]

trshfire dadzo

[@sophiej6893]

Edit was making a funny joke about his nose but holy shit that FBI message popping up genuinely scared me for some reason wtf

[@annyshkilionok2680]

dat's a cute profile pic

[@sophiej6893]

Anny Shkilionok Thanks, yours is pretty cool too

[@JaKingScomez]

Sophie J is that a pigeon

[@sophiej6893]

Football Is Life Yep

[@joetazunaworshipper6048]

Me too lmao

[@poulamidasbarman5852]

The intro revived my non existent will to live...keep drinking and spilling the hot tea bigdaddy slazo

[@TheLauraaaaaaaaaa]

3:13 Gru... Gru wins the best nose contest

[@motherrawzi8878]

Do snakes have butts? I was holding my snake and looked, Ball Pythons have claws so there’s something.

[@riivulet]

I legit found and bought the gucci peppa pig shirt after seeing it in this video. I needed to have it.

[@bananasm8838]

rivulet HA I FUCCING BOUGHT IT LMAO

[@riivulet]

AYYYY WE GUCCI GANG UP IN THIS BITCH

[@Shelbimouche]

Slazo has the best nose in the game

[@NivekTheEnigma]

Shelby Yuki Are you Greg?

[@anotherrandompersononthein2475]

No gru's is

[@joeydenatale7838]

“Everyone wants to know the answer, but no one does!”-Big Slaz 2k18

[@augustoburkert496]

Ya boi Joey I think he said “Everyone wants to know the answer, but no one knows!”

[@Thg871]

6:32 is the thumbnail

[@rr4ch]

I have some kripsy rice for you slazo father

[@nazb5724]

slazo's nose is the cutest. 10/10 would boop, 10/10 would smooch

[@liv4571]

naz b *p e n e t r a t i n g*

[@D0NCH33T0]

me first let me boop the snoot first

[@TinyMafioso]

*Oh god no please stop get away from me*

[@aidsencondomletsplays353]

@@TinyMafioso let these poor girls obsess over anyone they want plez

[@TinyMafioso]

@@aidsencondomletsplays353 He is a grown man and they're probably kids like how the hell am I supposed to act?

[@EMMIGREYART]

*WrOnG BoY*

[@slashbat2375]

Slazo hinting he is a big gay👌🏽we been knew

[@oppakunn328]

SlashBat He needs to do r/gay_irl

[@KimonoSuki]

Yeah ever since he made that video with his boyfriend smh,,

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

I just imagined the Mona Lisa dude like he went to Louvre asked the curator for the price, and the moment he gives the money to the curator he starts like cronching on the painting in front of thousands of visitors.

[@sixtenkvicklund8661]

Danny has the most majestic face sniffer

[@aguywithsubs8956]

Top text Bottom text

[@J-D03]

*We live in a society*

[@bumba7220]

Bottom text Top text

[@yachtman87]

I’m literally crying 😭 peterr griffins eould never do the whip and the name-bar someone help me I’m shaking

[@dollyp0p]

collab with danny

[@fstabe5761]

Kitten yyyyyeeeessssss!!!!

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

dream collab

[@lukemckenzie0121]

Kitten the collab I didn't know I wanted

[@toe-walker8024]

"Why are there school?" sounds like a jab at Bush's "Is our children learning?"

[@jack7m]

9:39 I see monika dabbing on the dokis at the bottom there

[@CrystallizedBlackSkull]

Dammit Monika

[@garlicandsapphire5718]

he's got blue eyes like the devils water

[@spicat16]

What was that last part there about Texas? Slazo?... also whoever is working at KZbin needs to get a life & stop demonizing adorable Slazo.

[@vienneborg4945]

I love both of your noses but I have to say Danny has that nice *cRisP* point

[@coolbrotherf127]

OMG, that Inspirobot subreddit is so funny. I have been crying with laughter for the last 30min reading those post.

[@babycattails4684]

I’ve watched this video 10 times and my mind still blocks out every single part of it

[@nobodynever4326]

It's evening. You lay down in bed. Take out your phone and God damn. You see his face. Instant best day of the day

[@Orbeesforbrains]

applebee’s is where american alcoholics spend thanksgiving

[@yahelhotam1777]

NO PUSSPUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!

[@humanbean6672]

Yahel Hotam no bum bum only puss puss

[@scarabscrub5350]

Is that Lemaitre in the transition slides I hear? Slazo never fails to please.

[@Nateguy632]

That ladybug climbing was actually very nice to watch I don’t know why

[@LOLcat3016]

Sorry slazo but as a member of Greg I have say Danny’s is better.

[@SeymourDisapproves]

Has anybody alerted the McElroys to these good good Yahoo Answers

[@dezzierose]

Seymour Disapproves they answered the Mona Lisa one in a recent episode

[@SeymourDisapproves]

dezzierose good God I didn't think I could love them more

[@TinyMafioso]

*Pattented Skinner burgers*

[@fireladylover]

My body is ready!!!!!!! I’m so excited I’m glad your are feeling better!

[@scalytailz6544]

My son recommended this channel. I'm really enjoying this. In answer to the question "Do snakes have butts?" - I run Scaly Tailz, a reptile and amphibian education and rescue 501(c)3 nonprofit organization. Reptiles and birds do not have rectums, they possess cloaca's. Basically, elimination and reproduction, all in one handy organ.

[@rebellionrblx3060]

*lOl SlAzO hAs BlUe EyEs*

[@TheElvenKeys]

With deep consideration, I would have to say Danny bares the mightier nose.

[@lpsmoonlightcat6789]

when FBI popped on screen i got jump scare and thought it was for me... xd

[@DokkanWeeb]

LPSmoonlight CAT me too

[@kalinaweber8524]

LPSmoonlight CAT EXDEEEE

[@lasolady]

M8 your hair looks great today!

[@owenjacobs65]

100/10 for being extremely likeable, and entertaining!!! Tempted to grab some goodies on your shop sometime😯

[@alizacelemcentauri986]

7:12 HAHAHA WHAT THE HELL 😂😂😂😂😂

[@felixnewtsocorro]

Danny's nose is slightly cuter, yours is more impressive

[@smileykat2143]

Gonzalez clearly has the greater nose

[@memaymoo8088]

Slazo best nose, no other contenders

[@nekkotine8535]

you did the first five claps in the video, and right after that ended my dog farted twice and I honestly don't know what to do with information so I'm posting it here

[@Vu7kan_]

i got an ad for Chemist warehouse as he was reading the 19 yr old son with gay magazines, so it ended up being "Yeh just take him to THE CHEMIST WAREHOUSE"...

[@JeffRabbit]

I'm sorry fam but danny's nose is better

[@eeee7457]

12:01 this is why I wait till the end of every video

[@EMMIGREYART]

WoAh

[@ReynardFuchsmann]

When the image was getting smaller and made my brain think my phone was about to fall off the bed, I grabbed the phone so hard I nearly broke the screen

[@nightowl8477]

So weird that you mentioned Danny! I don't usually sub after one vid but I did for you the other day cos you reminded me of him!

[@airmaria103]

Michael, your eyes are beautiful and your nose is cute :3

[@ashtonmadigan2843]

As a makeup artist I can tell you that Danny's is more like how I would aim to make mine and all my clients look like but it really is subjective, aka Danny's is better boi

[@kcleo-]

dannys is better sorry

[@Indigo_404]

Might be killing the fun here. Snakes have small slits on where their tails meet their bodies called vents, which is how they go to the bathroom and mate. Males and Females will twine their tails together and connect their vents to mate.

[@nikiminator9166]

8:24 there is no l in stupidity Or should I say There is no L in Stupidity