HOW TO HIDE YOUR MONEY DIY (according to instagram) - DiWhy?

Instagram teaches you how to hide your money in this episode of DiWhy?!!!! It's pretty epic!
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[@molliewalker4238]

HE FINALLY SAID IT. *MICHAEL MACARONI*

[@catsumiola8335]

Where does this come from?

[@Jumpathy]

bloody legend

[@KRABPXL]

Now his name is Michael marijuana

[@babylonprojectillustration2014]

It's a Christmas miracle.

[@copperhools3276]

so guys we did it

[@blub5494]

You don't need to hide your money *_If you're broke_*

[@carterr8803]

BACON IS GUD FUR ME

[@turdy_water7646]

Chicken nuggets

[@applecake2209]

STOP EXPOSING MEE!!😣

[@tiruvaluroo]

*Chicken nuggets*

[@sharthero]

LIFE *HACKED*

[@doggoboihour9746]

If you serve me a *hotdog water slushie* you won’t live to see another day

[@overlordrunt6326]

If I ever see a hotdog slushie, I'm going to injure whoever made it.

[@Name-yv2zq]

sounds good! when do you want it?

[@doggoboihour9746]

Usera Naem right now

[@malmorbidus2788]

Dry skin? Take a few strips of bacon and cook them. Eat bacon. Take grease directly from pan, and slather onto skin. Also doubles as perfume.

[@sammyammy3052]

Must be what the girl I work with does 😩😩

[@I3oozeAddict]

Preferably do it while the grease is still scalding

[@pixyl4415]

@@sammyammy3052 No cares about your life tbh

[@MagicalCrow]

My skin broke out reading that

[@dylank7182]

Still sizzling

[@TheLilacButterfly]

Slazo saying "Piss off" is my aesthetic.

[@peachgummii4877]

me too

[@simpburs]

same

[@kodakiin]

Same

[@veronicamieres5788]

him flipping people off

[@phantomaviator1318]

7:04 *yes, cut your lips open instead of getting 50 cent lipstick from Go Mart*

[@DeanL6_]

Wtf is go mart

[@bandersnatch9793]

Eyelash curlers aren't sharp...

[@eggeggeggegg6019]

Cue the person saying "tHey aRent tHat cHeap wHere i aM

[@angygremlin4423]

You can get the exact same results by biting your lips. Not that it's a good idea, but don't waste the money if you're gonna do it.

[@daisyrk1387]

Ow

[@TheCat4996]

The freckles one....people know freckles are like.... Asymmetrical and like very rarely in a line?

[@glanni]

also, she has one bigger freckle on her nose and she will never be able to replicate that. if somebody meets her more than once they'd realize lmao

[@serii1588]

Ikr that's what I was thinking

[@flicnerdy4385]

It might work for cosplay but still, plus it'd smudge real easy.

[@MadeOfConfusion]

True! There's nothing wrong with faking some freckles from time to time if you want but.... this is just a terrible effort

[@user-ie6tw6ps5h]

It’s makeup, when you see someone with purple lipstick do you think that’s their actual lip color

[@ashmarie5049]

Listen my guy, putting olive oil on your skin from time to time is actually pretty good for your skin, so even in your satire you still produce a better life hack than channels completely dedicated to life hacks

[@fola_s]

If you do it too much you'll be oily AF though

[@tomatotom984]

Oily ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@cowboyliesure5187]

and for a _movement hack_ just slap some more on and you'll be able to slid everywhere. no cars, no bikes, no buses, no trains, just slip around.

[@rubyscubes2460]

came here to say the same, glad to find you already did

[@skloofy]

and rubbing bruises with olive oil for 10 minutes approx. makes the swelling disappear

[@DarthZ01]

"Your hair's so lush, and hydrayed, and attracting flies."

[@JustinY.]

It's gotten to a point where if one of these doesn't include hot glue, I assume something is wrong.

[@sprite8666]

First to reply to a legend

[@sprite8666]

Nice

[@argggg59]

No Justin

[@thepotatofreak6675]

Do you actually just go on to random videos to comment

[@sprite8666]

Walter

[@DanielSambar]

Need a place to put your money but don’t have a wallet? _Put it in a cake._

[@vAqeii]

@@alexandrine1558 woah there

[@DanielSambar]

Alexander the Greater - I guess that works too

[@pabriela]

Your profile pic greatly summarise it

[@moderngypsysadventures4043]

Just send slazo a cake already!!!!!!!!!

[@jimger9978]

put it in a hot dog

[@ImTrappedInTheInternetHelp]

who eats whipped cream and decides "you know what? im gonna put this in my hair!"

[@thedanganronpafan0988]

I bet komeada does that. That’s why his hair is so white

[@EndertheDragon0922]

So this is unrelated to your comment but nice to see another GHOST fan around 👍🏻

[@DavidNikkiZane]

The cream did nothing, she just put water in her hair and then it wasn't dry

[@rafalswiniarski3866]

i understand eating it but putting it on your hair?

[@corywhelan1420]

5 year olds That’s it

[@sammy6870]

At 1:10 I heard "just put the body into the car like a normal person, Susan". Couldn't figure out why he'd say that. And then I realised he wasn't saying that at all, lol

[@ocinidolegna]

MissImpossible omg

[@thanmad]

Easy to get rid of!

[@phoenixfox4851]

Shoor now that's all I can hear

[@cpt.macmellon8251]

That's really normal.

[@andra4504]

Yeah he was actually saying "money" instead of "body".

[@Sundel_Marlutte]

9:16 Oh, I have dry hair? Let me just drown my depression by devouring whipped cream

[@dohyeonkim2178]

The person who came up with that pad thing is a fricking disgrace. Do you know how expensive they are??

[@confusedaf1112]

@Abigail Robert They're considered luxury items for some reason in the US.

[@alex_is_drawing1562]

@@confusedaf1112 It's bs!!!

[@confusedaf1112]

@@alex_is_drawing1562 Yup. Paying extra tax on pads because apparently periods are a "luxury" to have.

[@quantum.codex42]

She has dead eyes

[@foopo5004]

Yeah the UK is pretty reasonable with necessitys

[@imogen-mahnihayward4431]

Instagram DIYs: *exist* Slazo: *its free real estate*

[@babylonprojectillustration2014]

Next up-- FUN DIY GLITTER NOOSE!

[@harveyjones6419]

Alexander the Greater YOU ARE THE HERO WE NEED BUT DONT DESERVE

[@echotrapta]

@@alexandrine1558 YOU CAN TIE THEM TO YOUR WRIST AND DO A HANGMANS DANCE

[@epic9711]

@@alexandrine1558 or it makes a great tie

[@snorkgp-5949]

@@echotrapta OR YOU CAN MAKE BANANAS FLY

[@itsyourboiguyintheblackhoo5269]

Dumb dumb all Nooses are home made. Its already a DIY. But using a belt is just as effective but going in fashion just as good

[@MrJeff-jd1jv]

I skipped ten seconds and Slaz told me to piss off.

[@marlenejohnson1599]

Lol

[@Cnut_the_grape]

Thats what you get for skipping Slazo

[@killmenowordontimjustgay2046]

Oh my god he does 😭

[@aQuanaification]

5:21 he really said *K N O C K E R S*

[@h4rrow]

You mean 5:21 dumbass

[@aQuanaification]

@@h4rrow whoops my bad

[@h4rrow]

empty you actually didn’t insult me Oh wow you deserve a like and a subscribe

[@madisongillam5366]

After dry heaving from cleaning my cat’s barf, I come here for a nice distraction. And you show me... you *dare* to show me a hot dog slushie? Thanks slazo. My stomach hurts.

[@shiftypenguin472]

which would you rather eat a hot dog smoothie or cat barf

[@nubblesthenub9643]

@@shiftypenguin472 which is worse, a hot dog slushie or a hot dog smoothie?

[@stxcxv]

who tf says barf 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@fl3m1n9o4]

_I feel like you spent ages practicing that finger dancing thing._

[@angelcake7077]

} Flemingo { im not trying to be one of those subreddit braggy guys but he didnt even turn his hands into a dragon or a batman mask! even I can do that! what a rascal!

[@ghg789987]

Not to be one of those racist guys, but you two are exactly the same color! Neato!

[@maksymillian]

_nice italics plebeian_

[@HYKANTUS]

Megabyte *_-SILLY AMATURE-_*

[@d3rp5qu1d9]

Angel Cake he didnt even break his fingers by making them into a bowl of noodles! even i can do that!!! what a rascal!!!!!! (send help my fingers hurt i am typing this with my nose)

[@HTPCYMC]

*Just steal your own money lmao*

[@thomasgabaldon1047]

New money glitch

[@vAqeii]

*Newest 2018 -2019 life hacks*

[@baldkiwi444]

*POVERTY DROPS TO 0%*

[@alaminkadir9543]

Breaking news. Stealing rate drops to 0% Edit:my dumb ass wrote "sterling" not "stealing"

[@slayarch2217]

Why are you named after a YTPMV video?

[@walterman3958]

1:47 *HOW TO BASIC WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@letoidgaming609]

Gordon Ramsay is triggered at bad eggs

[@helpfulapple3125]

Omg im dying

[@stefantheconqueror8710]

17203 users want to know your location

[@unknownpigeon8691]

Thats an Ikea chair he's using. Why do i know these things

[@mashedpotatoes1534]

@@kayracomics9657 smells like horny in here

[@DariusTGF]

Cause your not real, government drone

[@bagoflesh]

whats it called

[@eigenman2571]

Because IKEA Bird

[@viewer1755]

UnknownPigeon because your a unknownpigeon

[@malmorbidus2788]

_The will to live has left the chat._

[@Roo_Card]

The will to live was never there in the first place..

[@bubblenugget1215]

The will to live has left my body

[@curlyfriesman6088]

"I am Michael Macaroni, and I will be your host"

[@rnx516]

Gimme pizza

[@daevon46]

Put a fork in a microwave *WARNING* DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS

[@daevon46]

Mr Floral sorry

[@emilsskrebelis1743]

My Home Exploded StoryTime

[@turgsoldacc_7688]

@@emilsskrebelis1743 ACTUALLY HAPPEND WANTS TO KNOW UR LOCATION

[@helterspider]

sugneA instructions unclear, my house is now flooded with forks

[@spoopyboi1005]

You killed 48 people

[@mesientomuchomejor2027]

The Hot Dog Water Slushie is something I wouldn't even give to my worst enemy, its too much

[@willackman6726]

Yes.

[@karentrejo244]

2:14 it hurts a bit when it's your name. I felt it a little.

[@tripleforcium8003]

Coincidence? I think NOT!

[@zak9283]

You'd love r/fuckyoukaren

[@Poopsiesnoodles]

Don't worry karen, we only use Debra's and Sharon's in this household

[@skeletonzx3667]

Fucking hell Karen, you took the fucking kids again

[@saffirexl77]

Bro why the fuck did you take the kids Karen.

[@VerchielxKanda]

When you stood up, patted your crotch, and said: "Who wants some?", I absolutely lost it!! XD You dancing to the country music was beautiful!! ^_^

[@kl0riiii]

4:32 *_plastic surgeons hate her!_*

[@bihn]

No

[@lukatheslav]

How do you get the text to be italic

[@5r6t]

LukaMasterz use * before and after sentence

[@shatrunjaysingh9435]

S3AM *OK*

[@ryanqube9132]

@@lukatheslav *_-HOW TO BASIC-_*

[@J-D03]

I heard about this place... Bank, I think it is called, where you can put your money. Sounds crazy but I think it might be a good option for keeping your money too.

[@zimmy1]

But then what would you do with your spare cake?

[@feralpossum2089]

Nah, I prefer my good old cake

[@Ego_Death464]

Ah thanks dude ive been hiding it in cucumber

[@miniaturelabyrinth7765]

Tbh tho going to the bank is like the least fun thing ever.

[@LizzyThatB]

Yes cause all of these are supposed to be real was to store money (sarcasm)

[@KimyaT]

2:56 if slazo lives in the uk, you could say this is some pretty good pound cake

[@soildweller]

he doesnt lol

[@eggeater1384]

Woooooosh

[@silverwolf2505]

@@soildweller r/whooooosh

[@Creativboi]

He lives in Australia

[@wizzy2201]

But they aren't pounds Being obtuse is my speciality

[@charlie_mario6292]

*Literally any video:* **exists** *justin y has entered the chat*

[@wingbeacon8760]

WalnutTime well played

[@jacksond4164]

4 months late

[@edef1244]

Versauce (or whatever his name was) too

[@boraxkid1097]

I hope he replies to this comment personally.

[@bunnykx]

Cool moves bro that finger dance was slick

[@katiehunt8993]

Fun Fact: The ancient Greeks and Romans used olive oil for that exact purpose

[@movementman9777]

Skin dry? Just cover yourself in hot tar and wait a few minutes! Smooth wet skin in no time!

[@emotrash6617]

Stalker Bleach yeah! And only at the low low price of your life!

[@UniverseKeeper2]

Thanks, changed my life!

[@captainmawk6041]

What skin?

[@deathbird6406]

I usually hide my money in slaZo's merch store

[@hodenkrebsler69]

10:22 can somebody please make a 1 hour loop out of this?thanks

[@hodenkrebsler69]

@@DankestLLama no u

[@DankestLLama]

@@hodenkrebsler69 Natsuki is best.

[@somnumisdumb]

@Loona-kun Natsuki is best

[@IamMrMan]

maribel facts

[@pigeonsata173]

Natsuki is best

[@itzsquishy3712]

Just give it to your local drug dealer to hide it

[@memedealer6702]

ItzSquishy I’m the 69th like

[@grahhbowbow1]

I just give to my girlfriend she kisses me a bunch after but at least she keeps t safe

[@soley5303]

Petition to have every outro a zoom of slazo’s junk Edit: jesus i did not expect that many likes

[@user-pn3lv9uf1d]

The comment i was scrolling for. Diwhy is your junk motion tracked Slazo?

[@mspanda-qq5jw]

Yes please

[@D0NCH33T0]

Insta-signed, that shit would be the highlight of my life

[@syni0505]

nice nirvana pfp

[@yashpachori1111]

I support this

[@sm_smurfie6620]

5:29 DUDE IM DEAD

[@egghead17]

I choKED

[@egghead17]

MFKSKSNDJAJJDJEND N O

[@iich.i2072]

@@pondererofdumbshit2669 mOOd

[@rebisco550]

Danm

[@Leaftigger]

Yea AHAHAHAHAHHAAH

[@Kapin05]

I like how they tell the person with the dry hair to put cream on it... _then wash it._ Maybe it isn't the cream that's helping. Maybe it's because you're putting _water_ on something that's _dry._

[@ocinidolegna]

Kra Z Kapin lmao

[@toads8748]

Ok

[@Drip-Soup373]

Kra Z Kapin but water's not wet

[@jesterjacks3933]

@@Drip-Soup373 They didn't say water was wet, fuck nugget.

[@omprakashchoudhary1114]

Ok I agree that the idea was shit But putting only water doesn't help in dry hair You have to apply some kind of oil

[@Jack-gg3gg]

BrO iF yUo WaNt To HiDe YoUr MoNeY jUsT eAt It

[@roremkujo875]

Jack Wasser ThAnKs 4 ThE lIfE hAcK

[@badatlosingvideogames1130]

oH i dRInK iT sO tHaT i CAn PoOP iT LatER

[@paste8213]

WHAT IS GOINF ON IN THIS COMMENT SECTION

[@ronin_x_v1721]

@@paste8213 what's going on with you these comments are normal.

[@badatlosingvideogames1130]

OmG i fOuND aNoTHeR waY tO Do THiS. InJecT a SyrInGE fiLLed WiTh cOInS tO YoUr'e bOdY

[@fabulousfries790]

I missthe old days, before the slazo controversy. Happy that he's still uploading, but I feel for the guy.

[@specifikitty]

Yeah.

[@avynlie]

2019 New Year’s Resolution: *Get thicc as frick*

[@Kapin05]

2019 Resolution: remain at the same body density, as I am already at the slightly-above-medium size that could be referred to as "thicc"

[@noraeisenman597]

Fricc*

[@phantomaviator1318]

I'm already a thick male

[@JoeL-bg5ys]

Kra Z Kapin-Exactly

[@gamertime4949]

Ok

[@jelofishh]

the popcorn hack adds some flavour they wont even know the salt they thought they were eating was actually dandruff

[@quillllly]

"You got a microwave popping machine?" - Slazo 2018

[@avonire]

That nose thing with the eye tool was *ew.*

[@kiui5022]

e y e t o o l

[@leowright2251]

I died a little inside

[@EveKreatorr]

it was so FUCKING disgusting. Its an eyelash curler btw.

[@crismatthews6892]

I screamed Its 1am

[@crismatthews6892]

Exact

[@i-win]

Theives hate him!

[@vAqeii]

Indeed they do

[@sokkvabekkr5973]

Theives

[@martinallysonsenn6108]

i-win *see how he can hide money in a few easy steps!*

[@itsyourboiguyintheblackhoo5269]

Dad

[@baldkiwi444]

fix your grammar

[@KhadaJhin04]

10:40 Bonus The popcorn gets buttery from the hair grease on the hair straightener!

[@anon13x81]

Who puts whip cream in their hair? I use chicken broth.

[@eggsandwich5728]

Gorxib Q Ikr

[@zekchomenko2927]

@@professionalbiter For even better results, try melted chocolate or molten iron.

[@_Tundrra_]

Pfft. I use ketchup.

[@mitskilvr1394]

FIameIeaf What a n o r m I e. I use the real stuff, Acid with a sprinkle of vanilla to improve taste.

[@rainbowsequinedfannypack]

Weird flex but ok

[@titball1549]

Y’all just don’t immediately spend it on V-bucks and cocaine?

[@binarycat1237]

Basically the same thing.

[@jds355]

@@binarycat1237 both have the same effect of turning you into an absolute fucking nutter.

[@mduardo]

But you're Colombian and the cocaine is really cheap in that country

[@titball1549]

Eduardo Monsalve Ariza im not but ok

[@mduardo]

@@titball1549 I can sell you cocaine, parcero $100 USD by pound in V-Bucks

[@android19willpwn]

1:20 is actually something my grandfather did to my uncle on Christmas when he was little, with the added step of first giving him a huge box containing progressively smaller boxes until the smallest one finally had a piece of paper saying that his gift was in the freezer. So congrats. You made a dad joke at 50% effort.

[@CoolingTool]

this isnt clean water.

[@izzzy1977]

About 1 year late

[@dwarfchicken]

Woah, That water looks so hotdog

[@Kay_213_]

It’s not clean water.... ITS HOTDOG JUICE! 😤😤😤😤

[@MatureBeauty12]

Mmmm, so refreshing!

[@CATibal]

I got sick less then an hour ago, and I've gotta say, if I didn't just puke my guts out I would've done it at the start of the video.

[@sockthesaduofastudent5096]

F

[@CATibal]

Thank you for your support,@@sockthesaduofastudent5096 .

[@sockthesaduofastudent5096]

@@CATibal no problem

[@Vonias]

F

[@CATibal]

@@Vonias thank you too

[@stephaniemorrissey5114]

I have re-watched the part where Slazo is dancing like, a thousand times. I love it.

[@rydo728]

Easy Solution: Just don’t have money to hide 😎😎😎

[@JoeL-bg5ys]

RidonkulousMG-This is a legend right here 69 likes too

[@sinandcyanide7505]

Modern problems require modern solutions!

[@Kay_213_]

You okay there financially buddy?

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

I love drinking those hot dog water slushies

[@averyadele4940]

Same. If I had a bad day, I just think, I get a hot dog water slushie later.

[@itsyourboiguyintheblackhoo5269]

Grom grom ramzé

[@steve-fb1bm]

Why do I see a funny comment from u under every freaking video dude 😂

[@clevername6872]

kremit the frog It’s delicious...

[@occasionalcat4122]

Brother

[@tinyturtwig7944]

There's an internal battle in slazo's head on if he should make the videos or get the razor blades and run the bath

[@thetoolie5917]

Yikes

[@thetoolie5917]

@Everything Enthusiast ion think Hannah baker was shavin that one time :/

[@012304560789ish]

Stan uris who?

[@alex_is_drawing1562]

This is a dark joke, but at the same time...me too

[@moondrop784]

i enjoy making stuff when my legs are nice and smooth too

[@LexiH36]

Also, the olive thing is real. Ik you were joking, but it's a good moisturizer

[@aezivu]

Alexus Turner 😂yup and coconut oil

[@taylor37892]

I was thinking the exact same thing 😂

[@christianz2934]

11:52 *notices bulge in pants* OWO WHAT’s THIS

[@pointlessviewer]

*He is underage u sick fuck!*

[@a-goblin]

@@pointlessviewer his twitter says he's 18

[@simplypotet5561]

@@a-goblin im pretty sure hes joking

[@retroplayer8131]

*OWO*

[@simpburs]

@@pointlessviewer *Oh so 18 is underaged then, huh?* ùwú

[@TheCaptainNick]

"James Charles, who's that? Me." Might not wanna say that right now Slazo.

[@seliann]

Pale lips? Use frickin lipstick

[@leowright2251]

Yeah who tf carries a whole damn eyelash curler around but doesn't have some damn tinted chapstick or something

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon9969]

Pale lips? Grow new ones!

[@starrie818]

*wack*

[@miamiwendigo]

I would rather use the blood of my frist born cjild

[@thisisdoggy_]

Or even coconut oil, only if at home tho

[@tylerglotzbach3389]

I think the first life hack could be very useful. Say its your wife's birthday and she pulls the topper out... BOOM Divorce Papers! Now that is epic.

[@MartianMeli]

I actually tried the eyelash curler 'hack' when I was in middle school and it just broke all the blood vessels on and around my nose

[@TondrilaTube]

D:

[@malfeasance]

What an opening. I click on the notification and immediately get PTSD.

[@tyrantking000]

Olive oil actually works great. Its been used for thousands of years

[@Ugg_Son_Of_Thogg]

tyrantking000 Olive is actually very good for your skin.

[@Ugg_Son_Of_Thogg]

Olive is actually very good for your skin.

[@Ugg_Son_Of_Thogg]

Olive is actually very good for your skin.

[@Ugg_Son_Of_Thogg]

Olive is actually very good for your skin.

[@Eli-th3xi]

Olive is actually very good for your skin.

[@kmyamccaster6040]

11:51 slazo n o

[@Tag_the_3RD]

This Michael macaroni guy looks familiar

[@sophiathekitteh]

yeah, you're right, he looks like that guy Slazo

[@jayson6222]

@@sophiathekitteh nah, Michael macaroni looks nothing like Slazo. He looks like troom troom

[@top_kuk_69sket_master45]

I hide my money inside condoms because i dont get to use them anyways

[@katewinterbear1264]

One day my friend... one day.

[@ghh93737]

*your profile pic is you waiting for people to get the joke*

[@birb_ii2159]

*The money?...* or the condoms?..

[@top_kuk_69sket_master45]

tornike1998 GT *both*

[@thunderbee]

My guy goes in raw every time

[@hannahb9326]

I had a horrible day today. And not much makes me laugh. But this video really made me laugh. I don't know what I would do without you here on KZbin so I truly thank you Slazo. You really help me every day and I am forever grateful.

[@thecrabmaestro564]

Can't wait for slazo merch of microwave popping machines

[@reggie767]

What if he just got a new bed and changed the angle but didn't move anywhere

[@Music34897]

Illuminati confirmed

[@ajaxrao6042]

These DIY are CREATIVE but IMPRACTICAL. Shows that they have too much time in their hands.

[@emilyriesett8086]

*Yeah ok but why did you look like you were about to cry when you found the coins in the cake* *Answer me Slazo*

[@sinandcyanide7505]

Because he wanted cake.

[@erendripaeger9875]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He wanted the *cacc*

[@thomasdeanfilms]

He just wanted some fuckin cake man

[@weldonspivey5708]

Yo, not gonna lie, but you've improved sooo much over the last few months, Slazo. You've given me a lot of consistent laughs and XDs. I hope you'll continue to improve in the future as well. Best of luck.

[@auhona-gohona]

DIY? More like DIWhy am i watching this during finals week?

[@mistyttm]

Slazo-dance.exe has stopped working

[@Glassee]

Misty TTM it never worked tbh

[@plaguedoctorravennotscp0496]

*I threw up a bit when seeing that hot dog one*

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

I started saying Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and my mom was quite confused

[@azucchini649]

"thicc as fricc" at first I thought I said thicc as a brick

[@icarus9340]

DIWhy hasn't my dad come back it's been 10 years

[@croc3862]

He at the store

[@hi-pq8sk]

He’s making a sandwich

[@gojosatoru__]

He’s coming home from work traffic is just bad

[@pastaman2205]

Hide the money in the food of chefs.

[@Neonflame]

9:15 pretty sure thats called a shover and it already exists. if you take one, your hair will be silky and smooth, nothing new. (you dont need the cream)

[@foopo5004]

Bro isn't that just conditioner

[@sharkpunk977]

you can just see him losing more and more faith in humanity as the video progresses

[@aspentree6761]

Is anyone going to talk about his little cowboy dance?

[@leowright2251]

It was too stunning for words, I cried

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon9969]

@@leowright2251 it was too crying for stunning, I words.

[@shroomerie3196]

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon9969 it was too words for cry, i stunning

[@ST4RMUTT_]

He had too much yee-yee juice *I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK*

[@Reckno64]

I was laughing too hard to say anything...😂😂😂

[@samyeetz3071]

5:56 introducing the most efficient way the waste tinfoil.

[@Alex-K94]

Michael... What a big package you carry around. 😮

[@fanrosefabrose9457]

ÔwÔ Slazo is a big boy

[@simpburs]

@@fanrosefabrose9457 ùwú

[@sarahhundsknabberspott2904]

What the fuck.

[@norwegianmountainbiker236]

You (normal thumbnails) Vs The guy she tells you not to worry about (diWHY thumbnails)

[@az-sy7be]

6:38 mate i was eating

[@carkgg]

Advan lol

[@venalbius]

wouldn't the popcorn taste like *burnt hair?*

[@sharon-gm3ih]

It would, wouldn't it..... 🤔

[@ocinidolegna]

Yummy, my favorite flavor

[@venalbius]

@@ocinidolegna mm mm mm just like mom used to make

[@tiruvaluroo]

*yum*

[@arintheseatsesh6242]

@Betsy Mills Jesus H. Christ.

[@anewmoon5468]

I put whip cream in my hair once by accident and it smelled like vomit afterwards, don't put it in there y'all.

[@eremin2002]

How tf did you manage to do it accidentally?

[@Jerebee-DS]

God, legend.

[@DetectiveNyx]

@@eremin2002 Really long hair can fall in the bowl of food sometimes, and sometimes people with long hair are morons who forget that their hair is in fact long.

[@cumwater]

Kaede Akamatsu it’s true, I am in fact a long hair moron and my hair gets in eVERYTHING

[@b4c0n_89]

9:24 she attac She protecc But most importantly Her hair is sticky like all hecc

[@ashmarie5049]

Every time I see a DIY where they use hotdogs in gross ways I think about that episode of scooby doo where the dad made his daughter bath in recycled hotdog water for her whole life

[@beefyreefy4769]

Hot Dog Water Slushie man American culture is weird.

[@gojosatoru__]

Beefy Reefy nobody even knows what’s going on here

[@euterpe_exe]

I'm American. I swear no one does that here and we will lynch anyone who does

[@moelewis7973]

Even in America we reject those who drink hot dog water.

[@kiroonsmoon]

Beefy Reefy As an American I agree

[@euterpe_exe]

@@steven-ls4is bro we got the joke. I was replying ironically.

[@happyhelicopter6764]

0:15 this looks like something you would secretly serve your enemies at a party

[@shrekuschrist3892]

5:29 when *dad* comes home

[@lightdarkequivalent7143]

Onii-chan*

[@jarrettgrayson6392]

My lesbian boyfriend*

[@kingcolbey2166]

Thank you shrekus christ

[@poggchamp4426]

You ok bud?

[@Glassee]

Daddy slaz*

[@stud6097]

How to make a noose with hot glue

[@J-D03]

just swallow the glue, its easier.

[@ShitStainedBallSack]

Loopy loop then pull now your shoes are looking cool

[@Crumbits]

use a hot dog

[@stud6097]

@@J-D03 Its not crafty tho

[@gossip_gore_]

For the money in the cake one, where the money pulled out of it, it’s actually sort of like a tradition. When the girl turn eighteen or sixteen, they get a cake that they pull money out of. It’s usually about 500 dollars in ones, and it’s all taped together. Also it’s pretty fun to pull out lol

[@klagons]

I literally started tearing up from laughter at 11:16

[@elliegrace7919]

DerpTheF0X 12:14 is better 😂