Sleeping With The Fishes - Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! - EP 8

[@Ynotnow9900]

Chrissy 'processing repressed trauma in real time' distefano

[@sa.8208]

even i was spinning at the lobster story

[@Nwidmann]

underrated comment

[@zodinero2622]

Lmaoooo

[@evylange2888]

this is why I love him

[@StainlessSteeleiii]

Crissy origin stories

[@iinf3cted804]

“Unagamous” - Chris Distefano

[@NoPreshNetwork]

HAHHAHAHHA i was crying at that

[@jrmiles5437]

Unigamous, Fishes, Chrissy Bidens has been inaugurated!

[@joshkemp5401]

@@NoPreshNetwork its what it is

[@KriSSberddy]

Great start of the poddie!

[@Jacob-zv7xw]

tried to blame it on the wine lol

[@Christianarroyo96]

I wish these podcast were at least one hour more longer

[@NoPreshNetwork]

LUV U BABE

[@Christianarroyo96]

@@NoPreshNetwork Thanks babe🤭 😊 love you guys

[@vivienmartin225]

“More longer” looks like we got another Chrissy Biden here

[@Christianarroyo96]

@@vivienmartin225 hell yeah brother finally someone figured it out

[@lukejones2280]

Make no mistake, I was just thinking that

[@t22gent]

Chrissy “I don’t know if I told this story” Distefano

[@crystalmccormick8592]

So true 🤣

[@bennyburbs3462]

Hahahaha

[@nhccuz7230]

I think prince herb does that more now 🤣

[@BritneyHolt]

"Your whole life there's been a goldfish alive!" I lost my shit🤣

[@vivienmartin225]

They’ve got so many stories they keep interrupting each other’s stories with a new story😂

[@BlackenedEstella]

And I’m here for every second 😂

[@MrsW0624]

@@BlackenedEstella sammmme

[@kyleking9417]

Just imagining Sal calling his mom in between Impractical Joker bits to make sure his dead fish is in a freezer bag

[@justinsane1909]

😁

[@Gen7486]

I’ve started replacing my swear words in real life with the phrase “HEY BABE” and it’s going great.

[@rashidsaif41]

My use of the word babe has gone up by min 250%

[@Gen7486]

@@rashidsaif41 Don’t worry about it babe, we’re all babes here 🥰😂

[@NoPreshNetwork]

LOL YAAASSSSSS

[@carlwalker8665]

I now what you mean babe

[@wolffisu]

JESUS hey babe CHRIST

[@BoxofRoxRacing]

I can't imagine how many pillows Sal has in his house if one single couch has this many.

[@ajones5683]

He’s very luxurious

[@TiViD]

They should add 1 pillow each episode

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

@@ajones5683 you spelled g4y wrong.

[@skankygaga]

Why does he buy pillows with points!!

[@funisoffensive4096]

How emaculate do you think sals home is? Like clean as a whistle before the spit gets all in there.

[@Verifiedsinger]

I literally laughed my ass off at Chrissy's trunk "GOOF".

[@is6353]

Sal's hair is looking mad luxurious

[@allent711]

The dapper dan

[@JoleneIGuess]

And we fucking

[@jacked4121]

Gamorous*

[@avidlyathena]

Truly!

[@kattah]

@@JoleneIGuess THANK YOU 🤣😂🤣

[@vinny5638]

this podcast feels like two valley girls got freaky friday'd into Chris & Sals body and just decided to keep doing the pod like nothing happened

[@therealunicornselene]

YES THANK YOU SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT I've been trying to think of the appropriate comparison but you've found it and I'm grateful

[@aprilderossett-watson3714]

I want to get Freaky Friday’d into their bodies.. jus sayin.. but platonically bc I’m married.. Hey Babe!😂

[@kattah]

Is this why my best friend and I relate so heavily to them 🤣

[@taylormead8922]

I read "freaky friday'd" as 'freaky deaky' and it broke my brain for a minute

[@Tisharaa]

wait what makes u say that?

[@mattnara4917]

I am still laughing at Sal singing to Chris and him just waiting till the end to say he never heard the song 😂

[@dobrilabijelic1631]

Mate... that pops into my head on the most random of occassions! It still makes me giggle 🤣

[@mattnara4917]

@@dobrilabijelic1631 same here!! 😂 I am glad I am not the only one that happens too.

[@micscience2262]

What part is that lol? Isn’t it in another episode? Can’t find it

[@dobrilabijelic1631]

@Mic Science Episode 7 in the last few minutes of the podcast. After a back and forth discussion about which famous singer they wish they could sing like, Sal busts into a falsetto at around 1:14:30. Chrissy just stared at him blankly and lets him sing for a full minute and a half. Sal asks him whether he knows the song. Chrissy just says "no" like a cold bastard.

[@mattnara4917]

@@micscience2262 Dobrila is right it’s at the end of the previous podcast and it’s hilarious stuff.

[@mr.goldfish7473]

These guys compliment each other in the most wonderful way. What a pair of babes.

[@Roarzambimaru]

Sal doesn’t realize that cop made him tonight’s biggest loser.

[@Tisharaa]

cop was defo pulling a prank on him i cant believe he doesnt realise it to this day

[@Ashhh222]

I was thinking that the whole time!!

[@samrussell9335]

Haha yeah that cop impractical jokered the hell out of Sal

[@johnmannino3100]

You gotta cut Sal some slack, the cop has a completely different set of humor from the daily life of his job. The cop and his buddies probably had a good laugh about it and here Sal is just confused

[@raquelf5891]

Absolutely lost my mind when Sal said he still had that fish. Make no mistake, that fish pulled a houdini about 5 years ago Also, more pillows pls

[@chloedamone3014]

You mean a Blaine

[@raquelf5891]

@@chloedamone3014 him too

[@kattah]

Oops 🤣

[@DanielDanger420]

The lady gave Chrissy the kid's sippy cup to him, because she thought this kid, who was inside her trunk for 25 minutes, was definitely a little slow.

[@raymer63]

I always loved Sal on IJ. But seeing how funny and charismatic he is in real life is AMAZING

[@justinroth2938]

Chrissy Chardonnay Champions and Sally Shit-Brindle Saratoga baby!!!

[@chuckstorrs8476]

I wish I could hear jerry Stiller scream this

[@docholiday5766]

Chris has so many stories that literally make my jaw drop

[@Balxandr]

Yooo this podcast actually had me crying laughing hahahhaa , with Chrissy dropping logs in vitamin waters then hitching a ride in that ladies car, this pod is top tier

[@sambo8276]

When my grandma passed we cleaned out her deep freezer an found a wedding cake from 1974. 💯hey babe!

[@mattpgolf4413]

The fish reveal moment will forever live in podcast history 😂

[@JBrown_Trivium]

After YEARS of watching Impratical jokers, and being teased with little details of the Fish-Freezer story, its cathartic to FINALLY hear it in full !

[@nadaahmed219]

I didn’t know this version of sal existed he’s so sophisticated!!! I just remember him as the guy that laughs so hard he falls down 10/10 tho I’ve been binging this podcast

[@DigsRetro]

The fact that you both have a Hiding in the trunk of a car story, blows my effing mind.

[@markdollard83]

moment of silence for Sal not realizing that the cop was pranking him

[@raqueldeshow9678]

FOR REAL THO!😂🙏

[@Thesilvercrayon]

🎯

[@jrmiles5437]

“Conversation between a Roman soldier and Jesus Christ, colourized”

[@blappichulo9015]

Hahahhaha

[@mitchk8096]

The bath houses r starting to make sense

[@DiegoAlvarez-lf8us]

@@mitchk8096 If someone could commission an oil painting depicting a roman Chrissy Pilate flogging Sal The Jesuit for his crimes I would throw down some shekels

[@KennyP.Gemstone]

@@DiegoAlvarez-lf8us or a Michaelangelo of them touching fingers 👉👈😄

[@cheesytrees]

Christos DiStefanis and Sal Christ. The perfect comedy duo.

[@emilykatsman7838]

“Sitting back into my chair and asking my mother for dunkeroos” RIGHT AFTER BEING TOLD THAT SANTA ISNT REAL AHHHH THAT KILLED MEEE, LOVE YOU BABESSSS

[@bayleychinault1631]

hands down my favorite podcast rn. you guys work together perfectly. HILARIOUS

[@mello6311]

Make no mistake babe, I was having a bad morning but having both of these CAYUUUUUTE PIECES show up in my notis made it 10 times better!

[@meghanlynn10]

Yaaaasssss

[@ihateithere87]

YASSSSS

[@mcass302]

20:44 Sals face of shock and concern has got to be a new meme lol

[@emerson5077]

Sal needs to do a “Phish” concert where he does standup with crazy lights and his dead fish floating in a giant tank behind him

[@TheRealLange21]

Knowing the band Phish, they’d probably have him do standup during the middle of their show as part of a New Years gag

[@emerson5077]

Lange damn bruv you know phish? G A N G

[@brandyvandergriff2190]

He won't even bury the damn thing. Pretty sure it's not going to float on a bowl behind him.

[@emerson5077]

Brandy Vandergriff he’s just afraid to part with it, let it float behind him 😂

[@brandyvandergriff2190]

@@emerson5077 🤣

[@Barbievel]

This podcast is very quickly becoming my favorite. Y’all are too damn funny

[@Usergx-3047]

This podcast is 1000% better than when it first came out

[@imjustpinky]

“Tastes better when you kill the animal alive” Love you Chrissy but new nickname is Chrissy chromosomes cuz the kid has a couple extraaaa

[@katelynn8648]

I literally screamed when he said that because it actually makes it really tough.

[@RCW9805]

This podcast is the only reason I keep up with what day of the week it is lol. I love Thursday’s with these goof balls 🥰

[@kazrobo85]

I can listen to Sal for hours, his stories are great!

[@taylormcqueen6522]

Please make merch that says "dude, did I ever tell you?" I NEED THAT ON A SHIRT NOW!!

[@dexgray4581]

DANG IT!! Was SUPER PUMPED WAITING FOR CHRIS TO RETURN TO THE DAVID BLAINE STORY mentioned at the beginning but never happened! DAHHH ! Amazing pod you guys, love it! Thank you!

[@appletreesubs]

"I've smoken weed" - Chris Paul Anthony Distefano, 2021

[@kirkholmes4643]

Thank god a Thursday without this would be TORTURE

[@NoPreshNetwork]

THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!!!

[@justinsane1909]

Basically

[@justinsane1909]

@@NoPreshNetwork hey babe!

[@priyasachdeva3352]

hey babe

[@user-fj2uc3vc4x]

This is Sal’s best episode.

[@Shelby-eo3dz]

This IS content!!! Bring these back!!!

[@tylerrector427]

Easily one of the most hilarious podcast episodes of all time I’ve never laughed so hard 😂😂😂

[@moisesgaray3995]

Yay! Another great podcast 👏 just when I ran out of things to watch i wake up to this. Sal is awesome for having these 2 new podcasts for just the right crowd if people

[@vi0letrei]

At this point I'd watch either of them in anything they do - this podcast could go on for 12 hours straight and I'd still be here with my chin in my hands just swooning

[@jeffreyjr1128]

It’s amazing how two of my favorite people in comedy are friends and are now doing a podcast together. This is glorious I love itttt

[@nitro-verse5311]

By the end of 2021 I want the whole room filled with pillows

[@ezmeuc3093]

Has to be one of the absolute funniest podcasts episodes I’ve ever heard! Thanks for so many out loud laughs!

[@triniboy2121]

I say this with no disrespect to "Chrissy Champions" your a good kid, but Sally I gotta tell you, the longer your beard/hair gets, the more I trust you for some reason lol

[@pinhighdiscdyes]

The glasses really set it off too. Professor Sal dropping truths and learnings.

[@blappichulo9015]

His beard is so long its touching the brindleshit.

[@triniboy2121]

@@pinhighdiscdyes for suree, definitely helps that trust quality lol

[@jadedjay7861]

Ignorance isn't bliss in your case.

[@Samuel-qn5yd]

This is quickly becoming my favorite podcast hands-down!

[@Yinnyoco]

I love them both so much!! Wish we could hang with the Babes everyday!! Also, I never heard “brainstorm” only “green needle” and “Laurel”.

[@Mixedserpintine]

Wow I can’t believe they’ve already been doing this pod for 5 months!!! So quickly became my favorite podcast 😍😍

[@tmack5975]

Confirmed Sal is a nutcase 😂😂😂❤️ love him even more

[@carolineamanda9183]

okay i'm SUPER late to this podcast (smh) buuuut... 1. chris' life seems like a movie and i'm living for it 2. sal seems like the sweetest person alive and we need to protect him at all cost

[@lizagibbins576]

I had my fish for 12 years (his name was fish) , same as Sal I came home my husband had flushed it cos it was acting weird.. , I still hold a grudge to this day....keep up the pod guys im loving it x

[@Deee13]

I fucking love this show! Is there hey babe merch? Also, I’m seeing Chris in Phoenix next month and I cannot waaaiiit!!!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

COMING SOON BABE!

[@wolffisu]

@@NoPreshNetwork fuck yeah

[@Banketelli]

Sounds like the cop pulled an impractical joke on one of the Impractical Jokers, albeit a very bad and insanely unprofessional one.

[@timothyalan34]

That's what I was thinking too, unfunny people try to be funny when they meet funny people and it just came across as a really mean joke with terrible timing lol

[@colmwhateveryoulike3240]

Yeah he obviously had no sense of boundaries from the way he filled out the form and didn't bother getting Sal's injury looked at too so that would fit.

[@glosbeauty3465]

Sal's accident story has me laughing in tearsssss while.im driving !!!

[@jilliandeklerk8621]

This has to be my favorite episode so far. Had me running to the bathroom twice 🤣

[@stringer01]

this is quickly becoming my favorite podcast! so excited for each new episode!

[@S1lv3rGTAG]

I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! “Unagamous” was hilarious. Thanks guys

[@kevinjansa7775]

I had to stop working for about a half hour. My abs hurt and I have a towel soaked in tears from laughter.

[@jakeguercia7755]

Me: Theres no one that could ever match chrissy d’s ener- *Sal Walks in*

[@herbythechef7624]

You dont think yannis and chris are the same energy??

[@kevint985]

Imagine Joe DeRosa and Yannis walkin...🤣🤣

[@jeremyedberg4168]

Hands down most entertaining podcast out there! Love the authentic and good nature exuding from both of these hilarious dudes. Keep going and thanks for the great content!

[@elizabethrosas9282]

It’s not that I ever disliked Sal by any means, but I don’t think I was ever able to fully appreciate him on IJ. He and Chris have become the highlight of my COVID/quarantine week.

[@danksidoodles]

Sal's smile in the INTRO-S'good! Makes me tee&hee everytime!

[@jakegill5740]

The pillow game on this podcast is unparalleled its just perfect. I think the only thing your missing is a picture of a pillow on the wall..

[@LoloBoing]

Every episode is getting better. They're finding their groove. Love these guys. Just became my 5th fav podcast. 1. Legion of Skanks 2. History Hyanas 3. Real Ass Podcast 4. Tuesday with Stories 5. Hey babe

[@God-w-]

*HEY BABES* *HAPPY THURSDAY* *ALL OF YOU ARE LOOKING CUUUTE*

[@jonebun5214]

What Say You and Hey Babe are officially my favorite podcasts. No contest, love you fucks babe

[@holdonasecondamigo599]

"Not only can I bring a live lobster home, but Ive got a story for ya" ahahahahaha best podcast. I'm sick as a dog rn and 4 minutes in I'm feeling better haha

[@123G-r4d]

AIDs?

[@therealaaron8767]

I think the cop was just trying his attempt to prank Sal.. Kinda surprised he didn’t catch on to it both in the moment and as he’s describing it

[@kristinadux392]

Anyone else sitting around waiting for the David Blaine story?!

[@alexd6490]

I’m so glad sal got a podcast, I loved him on impractical jokers and Chrissy champions make the conversation so interesting

[@jacked4121]

I have never dreamed of a more perfect duo to podcast than these two. MAYBE Tim and Bruce beat it.

[@alifelesstoxic1253]

Hey Babes!!! My father was a Fish breeder and so growing up we always had several fish tanks. I had a Goldfish for years, His name was French Fry and He would eat out of my hand and let me pet him too! I thought, I was the only one who had a "relationship" with a 🐠! Thanks Guys, This is my Favorite New Podcast!

[@brownie4526]

Julien Solomita needs to feature on this podcast. That is all. Have a good day.

[@hauntedmushroom]

AGREED OMG YES PLEASE

[@Fender0ckreR]

Easily becoming one of my favorite podcasts.

[@paulpadilla4741]

This podcast and king and the sting coming out on Thursday is turning Thursday’s into the best day of my week

[@herbythechef7624]

Yeah its just too bad that king and the sting is going downhill

[@paulpadilla4741]

@@herbythechef7624 seasons come and go just have to be happy with what he have got the have all their old episodes still, and I bet it is hard as hell consistently being funny every week

[@herbythechef7624]

@@paulpadilla4741 well i dont want to listen to old podcasts. Ive listened to king and the sting since day 1 and theo was pretty much the only reason its been funny for a long time and now theo will be missing many weeks. And it seems like theo doesnt care half the time anymore. If its mostly gonna be brendan ill eventually stop listening.

[@paulpadilla4741]

@@herbythechef7624 It’s still pretty funny man and it’s a free podcast that they have consistently come out with every week I’m not gonna complain

[@ginalovesmakeup]

This episode made me laugh so much 😂 My fav podcast for sure, it makes me laugh everytime! Love ya babes

[@TheOnlys]

Every time Sal moves away from the microphone I think someone is texting me

[@dav42576]

Underrated comment

[@pennylove1797]

I could not possibly love these guys anymore than I do! Thursday is my new favorite day of the week!

[@wonkeycong1956]

I love how Sal says Marijuana 🤣🤣

[@Jessica-kt3ne]

This was my favorite episode to date. I laughed so hard I cried. These babes are LEGENDARY. 🐟

[@iFish12]

Make no mistake Sal looks cute as heck in glasses

[@Carebear_311]

10000% has taken over as my #1 favorite pod. 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@crystalmccormick8592]

let me start by saying I freaking love both of you. Your chemistry together is amazing and you make me laugh so hard. But I will now tell the *** IM D NICE & I PREFER MACN IN THE PARK/ WHO THE F**K IS YOU?*** story to everyone because that was EPIC !

[@jrick8321]

Let me tell ya, this is the ONLY podcast where I don’t skip the ads. You guys are that good. 🤗

[@2010kgurl]

Sure this show shouldn't be named, "Pillow Talk"? I've counted 17 pillows now...

[@stef4832]

Love that these episodes are getting a bit longer and longer ❤

[@jordinb.5000]

I’ll just be waiting here patiently for this fish reveal.

[@jadaabaabyy]

my new favorite podcast and now i’m obsessed and binge watching

[@mrpando4586]

God I love Sal's majestic lion mane

[@boomdog349]

What a great podcast. You guys are great together. Chris’ stories are the best.

[@annierodrigues5207]

LOL I think they need more pillows!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

BOUT TO JUST START A PILLOW LINE!!!! YAAASSSSS

[@annierodrigues5207]

@@NoPreshNetwork I would buy them in a heartbeat

[@DannyDeVitois80]

This is the best episode of Hey Babe by far,,, haha so many memorable stories

[@xavbo5724]

I think am speaking for everyone here, we need more pillows babe

[@sugarsoulspirit]

I genuinely love this, HEY B❤️BE!!! I love laughing to their SILLY girly chats 🙏🏼😍🤣