SM64 Speedrunner Tries Out First Person Shooter Mario 64

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[@SimpleFlips]

I'll be streaming very regularly again so please follow on Twitch and catch me live

[@Bup_64]

Can't wait.

[@Pika-Chu64]

Lol 1st

[@Pika-Chu64]

To say 1st

[@cyanideA]

Redditors edit: child predditors

[@rafaelblackman9879]

But I’m b*nned from chat :(

[@ryanklotz2677]

The timing of the guy talking about mommy milkers and then the Thwomp king talking about back pain was perfect.

[@ethanpayne4116]

Yeah when he read the line about King Whomp's back pain I thought he was still responding to the question, and I was like huh that seems like it would go against your previous answer of your preference being "the former".

[@jestersapproval8166]

Phw

[@salj.5459]

Ethan Payne No it wouldn't. The former would be big mommy milkers, which would cause back pain.

[@StarchieHalo]

I'm glad someone else noticed this haha

[@StarchieHalo]

@@ethanpayne4116 my thoughts exactly haha

[@ColterDewitt]

Woah, I didn't know Simple was a speedrunner, I thought he was just my dad

[@AndreKoCo]

It all started after he speedran away from home

[@jacobs1834]

He can’t be both?

[@JollySwaggmann]

@@AndreKoCo i can't believe he got the wr for leaving his family

[@1226lyza]

He is all of our dads

[@philswiftdestroyerofworlds1988]

@@1226lyza We're all just SimpleSperm lmao

[@Zapdos0145]

i can’t believe nintendo would release something like this

[@White_Roomed]

i know 😨😨

[@5uperM]

Custard's Revenge

[@5uperM]

@UberKrassMann funi lol xd comment format isn't funny either

[@5uperM]

@UberKrassMann no offence taken brainlet

[@mikeiscoolerthenyou]

@UberKrassMann You're cringe.

[@Kosmicd12]

did you try shooting Ben with the poltergust

[@Game_Sometimes]

😂

[@HCN-002OldChannel]

What happens?

[@thegreatmajora5089]

This is what forcing someone to walk for 500 years does to a man

[@ashdariz6727]

The fact that you can’t jump on the goombas is heartbreaking

[@jacobs1834]

But you can shoot them dead.

[@Rubbly]

In Borderlands you can do both!

[@orangy57]

I haven't watched the video yet but I know Simple will be entertained if E. Gadd drops the "Oh, you're broke *and* dumb? You hate to see it" EDIT: nvm simple collected all the coins in the known universal background radiation map to have exactly enough money to not get absolutely dogged by E. Gadd

[@yourboy9236]

This was for real the funniest comment I've ever read

[@MDClips2464]

Sad

[@EJN64]

Simply got roasted by the doc

[@verdantwizard]

5:00 tabbed out for a second and "thanks kevin" activated my fight or flight instincts

[@bungusmcchungus]

Calling himself a speedrunner in the title? I can't believe he hates himself

[@absolutedumbass2366]

Ikr he said ages ago he doesn't refer to himself as speedrunner, not anymore at least, it's weird. Not bad, but weird

[@inconspicuoususername]

@@absolutedumbass2366 It's probably at least partially for the algorithm, not that I think it's a bad thing in this case.

[@absolutedumbass2366]

@@inconspicuoususername honestly i guessed the same, i understand the engagement and shit so it makes sense in the long run, his channel has brought in much less views since he stopped playing a lot of SM64, and it's sad cause its obviously what he's famous for and that's what the people want but all his other content is also fantastic so him using the algorithm to his advantage is completely justified tbh

[@yoshibeara3446]

6:50 perfect timing. Mommy milkers or flat is justice. Simpleflips the former Simpleflips My chiropracter says that is the cause of my back pain

[@drdca8263]

Imagine an object where like, the effective mass of it depends on what side the force is applied or something, like, it had two parts that were connected, where if you held the one part, it would be as if the whole thing were very light, but when things interact with the other part, it would be as if the whole thing were very massive. Of course, this would obviously break conservation of momentum, and probably conservation of energy, and you could probably use such a thing to make a perpetual motion machine, but that’s why it is a fantasy.

[@yoshibeara3446]

@@drdca8263 Ya that is how fictional flight works right? Imagine an object where like, the effective mass of it depends on what side the force is applied or something, like, it had two parts that were connected, where if you held the one part, it would be as if the whole thing were very light, but when things interact with the other part, it would be as if the whole thing were very massive. Of course, this would obviously break conservation of momentum, and probably conservation of energy, and you could probably use such a thing to make a perpetual motion machine, but that’s why it is a fantasy.

[@drdca8263]

@@yoshibeara3446 Did you intend to quote my entire comment in your reply? Anyway, the joke was that that way it wouldn’t cause the back pain.

[@yoshibeara3446]

@@drdca8263 I have no idea how or why I reposted you comment

[@yoshibeara3446]

@@drdca8263 Did this get repeated multiple times cause on my end it keeps popping up

[@dijek5511]

simple talking about mommy milkers and then immediately says "my chiropractor says that's one of the biggest causes for my back pain!"

[@wolfcl0ck]

"Dude this would be so sick with source movement." I can arrange that.

[@incog0956]

Please do

[@mrjiberishpoo]

seconded

[@twingemios5139]

Well? We’re waiting

[@wolfcl0ck]

@@twingemios5139 I said I could, I didn't say I was gonna, IDIOT

[@-sk8-437]

@@wolfcl0ck damn

[@linguine4500]

"You mamma'd your last mia"

[@Lucas-db2jq]

I find it funny how he was talking about "big mommy milkers" and then the Whomp King says something about being the biggest cause of back pain for him. Hm...

[@Joshyboy225]

Now that I think about it, BLJ sounds like it could be the name of a gun.

[@crimsonsonic2]

It also sounds like the name of a sandwich. Which one do you prefer?

[@mystcat3]

@@crimsonsonic2 It doesn't have the subway-ey tone to it. BLJ sounds similar to BFG

[@seanp25]

@@mystcat3 uhh it sounds similar to BLT

[@neux64]

i imagine BLJ-600M being a subclass of this gun... For some reason idk

[@crimsonsonic2]

@@seanp25 yeah, I was think it sounds like a mix between PBJ and BLT

[@MeatyJesus]

29:30 I was a bit skeptical about it at first, but once I researched it a bit more, I discovered a passion for penny trading. I've turned over a new leaf since watching this stream, and I've been penny-trading people all over the world ever since. Thanks for introducing me to my new fav hobby, Simple!

[@colinouille2786]

doubles in size

[@mscup8814]

If you like First Person Movement games, i think you'd love Clustertruck. Fell in love with that game.

[@KaeraNeko]

Wait, wouldn't a rocket launcher in this game be a Super Mario RPG?

[@moronichybrid]

that was awful

[@daysound9761]

there are two more stars that are possible to obtain but extremely difficult. the first one i believe is in wdw, the secret star spawns out of bounds but its possible to grab. the second one is the lonely mushroom which is possible if you toss a cork box and jump onto and off of it onto the mushroom. it took me two hours.

[@NongEyeGong]

6:57 thought you were talking about your milkers there for a second

[@jakewhited1061]

Can’t wait for the sequel “Super Mario: Cold War” to drop later this year

[@kirbobirbo0446]

I thought the prequel, “Luigi in Vietnam” was gonna drop first, leaks of some futuristic one sometime 2023 too.

[@svennevs5740]

It'll be the hot war cuz they're going to delfino haha

[@LaskyLabs]

@@kirbobirbo0446 Did you hear about the Wario in WWII game? The ending leaked, it's where Wario is eating and the-- you know what, I've already said too much anyways.

[@GameRobberr]

Him mentioning first person movement games and a liking for source movement? Titanfall is your godsend bro

[@uhrguhrguhrg]

CSS bhopping doe

[@absolutedumbass2366]

Titanfall is super tight to control, but the source engine still remains supreme

[@yourworstenema9721]

@@absolutedumbass2366 titanfall is source.

[@absolutedumbass2366]

@@yourworstenema9721 it is? I honestly never thought to look into it tbh, i mean i don't have tons of hours in titanfall 1 or 2 but it never felt like the source engine to me. Well now i feel rather silly haha

[@puphafishprime]

@@absolutedumbass2366 It's heavily modified so not especially obvious, especially with how different air strafing is

[@clamdeity]

I like the fact that, instead of just taking 11 other pictures of Simpleflips, the calendar producers would have to get 11 identical clones of him in order to complete the calendar.

[@FlergerBergitydersh]

Reminder that Source Engine is Quake Engine based, so using any quake engine or something similar with bunny hopping should allow you to shmove in a similar way, should you want to fulfill Dad's wish of Super Source Mario 64.

[@Zapdos0145]

furthermore, goldsrc (gold source) which half life 1 runs on was quite literally based on quake

[@Alfa]

Alternative title: Mario 64 speedrunner becomes Mario 64 light machine gunner

[@laithakkad2221]

He spent 2 hours killing enemies with a gun what a great Marksman he is

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

PROTIP: To defeat the Giga Bowser, shoot at him until he dies

[@Tavares0709]

"/kill"

[@labrys1608]

DAMN, Mario got the Koopa cannon! He got the piranha plant pistol. He came to BBH strapped. He got the bowser blaster. He got the wiggler weapon. He got the Goomba glock.

[@ron1548]

La-mayo

[@maxsclips3691]

"Wow it's just so believable in all of it's properties." -SimpleFlips

[@ChristopherMoom]

Damn, first, Simple leaves all his kids, and now he resorts to actual crime and warfare in order to make ends meet Dad really isn't in the best position right now

[@Zapdos0145]

well the genocide route is arguably more fun and a perfect genocide route is exponentially quicker than even the most perfect neutral route

[@ChristopherMoom]

@@Zapdos0145 but here's the thing, is it really worth slaughtering the entire underground for the sake of speed?... ... oh, wait

[@Zapdos0145]

@@ChristopherMoom the emotional cost may be permanent but so is your world record time if you’re good enough

[@pokvarenagljiva8745]

didn't he already play it no attack just think im having memory loss

[@no-man_baugh]

Maybe you watched the live stream of which this video is an edit of

[@Joshyboy225]

Yeah what he said, this is an edited highlight reel of the stream you watched :)

[@bbdracula]

Happened to me also I was very confused

[@mewtastic2409]

The reason I fell in love with Vinesauce is that his Legend of Sanic video appeared as an ad before another video. It was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen and I was an instant fan

[@Self-Referential]

Same. My first vinesauce video was an ad of the sesame street corruptions.

[@MisterLiker]

(6:43) Like a wise woman once said: "I like both, big and small." - NekoPara

[@MisterLiker]

"Big mommy milkies or flat is justice" Never thought I would hear something like that in a Simple video xD

[@TheAbsol7448]

"If I had to pick an answer that'd upset you, clam chowder." Hey, you don't need to do us New Englanders like that. Clam chowder is fucking amazing. Pair that with some ginger ale and you're set.

[@mythosinfinite6736]

6:58 I was listening to this like a podcast so I thought that Flips was saying his "big mommy milkers" were the main source of his back pain

[@winnie3334]

Hearing him talk about kliksphilip is a crossover I never expected

[@cloudyej7535]

No surprise, Phillip is an international icon

[@MDClips2464]

15:26, congrats William Tuxbury, you did it

[@TheAbsol7448]

Can we talk about the writing in this? It's so fucking funny.

[@monkakonga4305]

He should put his short videos as ads, just for trolling.

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Dude I don’t remember seeing this at the direct

[@maniacalmint]

OMG I GOT THE FANART OF THE DAY! Thx so much!!!!

[@Kryptnyt]

This is pretty good. I'm imagining Mario 64 in the Octodad engine now though, where you have to control all Mario's limbs.

[@cameronduncan4801]

The part when he was sniping the condor killed me lmao

[@BalthorYT]

I was afraid our boy BlurryFlips would not be present today, but thankfully he makes a nice cameo in the second half of the video! Hell yeah! Official BlurryFlips wetstreak: 3 Shoutouts to Aweese

[@xBeesafree]

"imagine existing only to go in circles and shock people, like, that's just rude. And, it seems like a waste of effort, you could be working on your education, but instead you're just shocking people like a little kid.... Ridiculous" -SimpleFlips 2016

[@JackThePerson27]

Hey, where did my kitchen gun go- *oh shit*

[@MisterDingbat]

I LOVE YOU, KITCHEN GUN!

[@JackThePerson27]

@@MisterDingbat *BANG BANG BANG*

[@MasterSquirrel993]

The low-poly N64 Mario arm and terrain coupled with GameCube/Wii-era graphics for every other model... those are some good Android Bootleg Game Vibes right there.

[@robbe8625]

No gumbas,koopas, bob ombs or bowser were harmed during this video

[@goofmuffin]

source version of this where the slides are all surf sections would rule so fucking much

[@tomtenpim7161]

Clustertruck is a fantastic first person platformer with incredible shmovement possibilities. I think you would like it.

[@beyondthelimit6800]

I love edited youtube videos of the streams, but maaaan there are so many little things left out from the whole thing as well like when Simple's looking for secrets in CCC and he purposely starts missing one on a tree to piss off people💀

[@ghost-mactavish4730]

I'm glad my donation at 4:03 was included and even got edited, I was really glad to make simple laugh

[@Awsom222]

First sm64 video in 2 months wooooooo Edit: Just realized it's sm64 ds so it doesn't count :(

[@megamegamanz]

Simple, the rocket counts as Mario so shooting at an object counts as "Mario" collecting that object, it works for stars as well,.

[@En2md]

14:35 Is the ONLY reason I wanted Simple to play this.

[@naviwavi2976]

"What do you do to hit him?" - Man with a gun

[@Si_Hi]

Thank you simple flips for helping me get through a bad trip last night. Your videos kept me occupied until I knocked out

[@Gamester8000]

12:13 womp womp :(

[@frothier76]

And here we see, boller Simpleflips as Mario, one-handing a Deagle with, seemingly, an infinite mag.

[@Tavares0709]

This-a Desert Eagle .50 got-a me moving like an invasive species. - Mario Mario

[@grimwaytodie7824]

can't believe rom hacks are getting this advanced nowadays

[@Yovani824]

Koopa Troopa doxxing people is just fucking excellent lore - fucking ridiculous lmao

[@markjrcolin1210]

This video is so good that I’m pausing to binge the archived stream of this before finishing these highlights

[@Zsadism]

Wait, you speedrun SM64?

[@ToddHimself]

Finally some mario 64 content. Feels like it's been ages.

[@SuperAwesomeReasons]

I tried an FPS overlay to try to keep up with my FPS friends who are better than me and that's when I found out that the crosshairs in Cod Warzone aren't static at all. Kind of the opposite. They're always moving when you do things like aiming or sprinting or falling through the air via parachute. I'm still not sure the crosshair overlay helps but it was pretty interesting to find out those game mechanics via observation

[@nico-tendo261]

Been waitin’ a long time for this one

[@jonahlouque9621]

I am so hyped for this project Simple has been working on for like a year.

[@dapifyyt]

It's crazy that the creator almost 1 to 1 created the original game in GUN form.

[@nrdesign1991]

This is one of these games we came up with as a kid - "What if Mario had a GUN?"

[@martrew4349]

Who give smimpleflips a GUN? Whith his space and time bending powers he can easly glitch mario out of the game and rule us.

[@SeisoYabai]

7:00 I absolutely cannot believe the timing of that text box

[@ToxicBronyRoseAlt]

(Whether you are prepared or not you will still be crushed.)

[@Huvada]

If you want to play it, download it now before nintendo destroys the creators knees with a wrench and takes it down.

[@jeremiahmcewan6801]

0:51 Grab your gun now an have some fun and "Shoot All Your Problems Away"

[@ArcaneShadowPHD]

5:41 still gets me 😂😂😂 WAAAH

[@AlyCatVR]

Anything that exists in this game: Mario with a gun: "...and I took that personally."

[@alizardwizard]

If you want more FPS movement games, you should try the titanfall 2 campaign. Its basically CS movement with airstrafing and bhops but you can double jump and run on walls. Extremely addicting.

[@mystcat3]

18:46 Rest in pepperonis Klepto 19:20 And the second one 19:23 And the third one 19:27 And the fourth one

[@pktrainerpk5supersus459]

I HAVE WAITED ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS MOD!

[@KingRui_yo]

Simps hit that ‘what am I gonna dooooooo’ like stevie nicks

[@luigiclone0286]

Tip: For some reason, the rocket launcher can collect coins and stars

[@colinouille2786]

dialog too!

[@Meme_Lor]

27:55 Simpleflips answers my dumb question and it somehow made it into the video

[@countessroadkill9599]

First-person Green Demon when?

[@miaspaghetti]

I LITERALLY got a ryukahr ad just as he was talking about it

[@Jackaraia]

Everyone always asks to Dropshot bowser, but nobody ever asks to drop Bowser off at daycare. :(

[@CheerUpCrewcut]

Which speedrunner? Runner getting away from the law after sucking the bark off those weird-faced trees and going 125 in a school zone.

[@jonahj2972]

Video 21 of DT Cannon Counter DT Cannon in todays video? No DT Cannon drystreak: 11

[@CaloBrown]

Shoot all your problems away. *click* *pow* Shoot all your problems away *pow *pow* Grab your gun, we're having fun, shoot all your problems away.

[@nintendo-nut1]

gaaaasp my name is immortalized in a clips video donation i'm hype

[@ZXL000]

I played this for some people on a discord and THEY WERE TRAUMATIZED at the idea of mario with a gun lol

[@UNKNOWN-nt9lx]

Had me genuinely dying laughing for the first time in a long time, quality content simp I appreciate it

[@majamystic256]

you should try Doom the Golden Souls, which is a wad for doom 2 on gzdoom source port, its kinda plays like a mix of mario 64 and doom

[@Gladiux0]

When was the last time he speedrunned?

[@CrabbedLeaf]

What do I do? -My dad with a gun

[@waffler156]

The glock strat

[@tomaszniemiec36]

I though you were waffle Frisk.

[@RayAkuma]

Simpleflips: *has a Channel dedicated to sm64 and hacks of it* Also simple flips: ,,I dont play many platformers"

[@CollinsQuerJogar]

what's the name of this game? i kinda wanna play

[@jminni-7042]

Wow they through my IBM penny trader question into the video lmao! Love u simple keep up awesome content, u da homie

[@ThatGuyMj]

Oh so that's why you left you went to the gun store