Smash Bros. but DANGEROUS

[@Slug_ssbm]

Cloud only kills when people interrupt his fishing.

[@totalhydration5240]

who wouldn't?

[@TranslationHell]

Imagine a life without fishing... now slap yourself and never do that again!

[@badatmathhh]

Women want him, fish fear him

[@anankos795]

@@badatmathhh Mermaids are confused.

[@austinfletchermusic]

Fishing Touch

[@Zorua3]

Mario sat on his butt and received gifts for like five days and then he died. Based.

[@themarioking7127]

Chad

[@chocolat_a_la_menthe1999]

and kill luigi

[@VikSun14618]

Also killed his brother

[@andyblanton6570]

Giga Chad, even

[@cosmicspacething3474]

And killed Luigi

[@devfromthebay2587]

"Luma looks at the night sky" after catching 4 bodies is top tier character writing

[@vaclavkaras3210]

Honestly this could be a new Salty Bet, this is so fun, especially with Coney's fun energy lmaoo

[@fursuitjumpscare]

When you're as great a Smash commentator as Coney, entertainment comes naturally

[@Kipwich]

You’ve heard of Salty Bet, now get ready for *Hungry Bet*

[@techno_otaku]

Honestly I'd like this as the nee "Salty Bet" lol, this has gotten me to laugh and gasp

[@ArcaneArmor2321]

More. MORE

[@ChiodosBlowsDogs]

Coney could commentate snails on the side walk and I'd listen to him. The man has the gift.

[@ONLY_RR7]

Remember that Mario isn’t a real doctor, so he did not how to treat his infection even with the copious amounts of supplies he had

[@itsaname7448]

I am confident that Dr Mario is straight up a different man

[@CatacombSaint]

@@itsaname7448 The third brother

[@TheStickCollector]

Dr. Angelus Mario is the middle brother and an identical twin to the main Mario. He has always wanted to help people rather than one person, so he became a doctor. He wanted both fame and isolation, but is called to action by association to family.

[@gabrielgalvis6697]

12:24 “Sheik can’t kill” in chat had me rolling

[@thex-man1000]

These are way more fun than they should be. I guess its all about presentation.

[@rain1717]

Having Coney as the narrator/storyteller definitely adds a lot

[@Kipwich]

Commentary is powerful

[@mewtastic2409]

Coney is an AMAZING storyteller. He has such an infectious energy and knows what to say to level interest

[@techno_otaku]

Kirby is so raw at killing Gods at this point that he resorted to a stick rather than a sword to kill Sephiroth

[@ceoofceos5219]

Ryu avenged Ken

[@relaxation_and_tax_evasion]

Puss and boots syndrome

[@hank2815]

14:30 I love to imagine Doc Louis buried in his grave but you can still hear his muffled complaining about the lack of chocolate.

[@irenegauquier4094]

gf says stfubfimyscaysc

[@Zorua3]

The saga of Kirby and King Dedede was fascinating.

[@beybl7869]

Damn, I was hoping cloud would win. Homie was playing it smart. Gathering food, building tree houses, avoiding conflict...and his energy was higher than everyone's, so he won his fights. This is why he was murdered in his sleep

[@AKAProm]

Cloud was killed by his only weakness... Handsome Men

[@toast4248]

Link and Zelda scared off one of Cloud’s catches and he was having none of it

[@byronlyons3548]

Link thought he could help out by bomb fishing them like he usually does. But they swam away before he could detonated it. Tough break for them.

[@owenmurphy924]

I wonder if they scared off the chocolate fish, causing the death of Doc Louis

[@zattis]

“Ryu kills Cloud while he was sleeping, after they had snuggled together.” Damn, talk about a sleeper hold.

[@BabyCalisthenics]

Let's goooooo just a reminder Coney that you can change death rate and arena traps in the "Options" button on the side if you wanna mix up or if sometimes the simulation is going too slow.

[@Tojux_]

Morton Koopa is the only one without a transparent background, this makes him the strongest character in the running as he exhibits the ability to control matter as we know it. Classic Morton Koopa!

[@Drolltic]

What about Ken

[@chacoolman3392]

Love Morton

[@Tojux_]

@@Drolltic Ken has been banished to the void, I understand the confusion though, it’s a common misconception

[@chacoolman3392]

@@Drolltic Kens is merely the yang of this world, he exists to bring Morton down to our mortal understanding

[@Drolltic]

@@Tojux_ *The lore is expanding further and beyond*

[@TheDukeofCheese12]

Ken: The First Victim Sephiroth: The Pushover Lucas: The Unassuming Victim Luigi: The Victim of Fratricide Pichu: The Early Favorite Young Link: The Naive Medic Zelda: The Antagonist Doc: The Stubborn One Morton: The Simple-Minded Killer Sheik: The Assassin Snake: The Lousy Survivalist Mario: The Late Favorite Cloud: The Fisher King Dedede: The Brute Luma: The Protagonist Ryu: The Underdog

[@staticchimera44]

RIP, no Kirby

[@kelvinnguyen7883]

I have a feeling Luigi dying in various fashions is going to be a running joke should Coney continue this series.

[@DorsalFin3000]

Cloud: "Women fear me, fish fear me, men turn their eyes away from me as I walk. No beast dares make a sound in my presence. I am alone on this barren earth."

[@relivingelegy]

The storytelling brings it together; these are far more entertaining than they have any right to be

[@rampedup271]

Honestly this would be an incredible series.

[@Exodiant]

Luma devolved into some twisted mix of Two-Face and Rambo.

[@Tinkererer]

Ken dying first then Ryu going on a revenge streak is basically the Iliad retold

[@gabrielabrera9966]

I feel like Smash Hunger Games should be a weekly or monthly thing for the stream.

[@TheStickCollector]

I would join if so

[@constandinostsiakkis6857]

9:43 marpat said that mario is a sociopath

[@Ennbeard]

If only Mario's brother, Dr. Mario, were here to treat that infection.

[@villagecommenter8262]

It's ironic that Ken would die first, only for Ryu to come out on top.

[@merchantziro4285]

Ken was Ryu's motivation

[@icejjkech1088]

the typical fgc background story

[@soulreaper2008]

Dude this legits needs to become a new thing. They are so much fun and I'd love to see these with other games and characters. Doc's fate absolutely killed me

[@adamkampen]

It killed Doc too

[@vostok_76]

THIS NEEDS TO BE A SERIES

[@pacman10124]

I love Ryu's theme playing at the end when he wins

[@DeronHargrove]

I hope this becomes an evergreen series. Great stuff. Thank you Coney

[@moltenboyo2163]

Holy fuck this scratches the CPUCS itch I’ve had for a while, please more

[@andremorrison7626]

God, the memories...

[@hank2815]

Ken and Rosalina manage to suck in both the CPUCS and The Hunger Games.

[@le0n4rdog.53]

Being on stream for this one was a blast, chat hoped for the protagonist Luma to come on top, but Kirby had to fuck things up

[@jpshy1130]

19:00 I feel like coney didn’t appreciate “luma looks at the night sky”

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Feels like home

[@Jaytwoster]

kirby was playing 4D chess "I know I'm not gonna win this so I'll spare you Ryu, but you must WIN!"

[@tapwaterfan2676]

Honestly I’m really glad this is looking like a potential staple series. Brantsteele was something I loved in the past and Coney’s energy captures it really well :)

[@ODISeth]

Smash Bros is already dangerous, my best friend died at a smash tournament cause someone threw his controller at his head

[@themarioking7127]

Wait WHAT THE HELL

[@OverZeelous]

WHAT

[@Dhamphyre]

“Oh god I’m loooooming!”-Loomer

[@You-fools]

Dude these videos are brilliant. I feel so invested in the arcs.

[@alishegamer8490]

I love Ryu's ark in this he lost to kirby which emotionally scarred him but he wanted revenge so hard that he killed his friend in the end

[@DucVEagle]

Cloud couldnt fish anymore, so he was waiting for his death. Ryu knew that, that Cloud wouldnt defend himself anymore, because Cloud wanted to die from another player before

[@johnt.190]

18:30 Yes. He did die of appendicitis.

[@YellowpowR]

This simulation is proof that the Hunger Games could theoretically be real if the spectators were distanced enough from the rest of humanity that they would feel no remorse. There's something in us that finds enjoyment from fictional fights to the death specifically.

[@ventusjack99]

Can we get an episode 3? This is so fun to watch!

[@chorizord6974]

6:40 My guy Ness with the Sigma mentality

[@TheCoolerIdeasGuy]

I wonder if Coney will continue to stick to just the Smash character’s or if he’ll include characters that aren’t in the game in future.

[@raputha1148]

i mean doc louis already in there. next time hes gunna put geno in there lmao

[@elijahhenry5760]

This should be a series. It's one of the best things to come from websurf

[@santiagoc.9037]

When Ken died the satsui no hado takes over Ryu's body and mind

[@theeyeballfrogfromocarinao2014]

"Cloud convices Ryu to snuggle with him" People who don't know:🙂 People who know:😨

[@scootssb]

We need a part 3 this is hilarious

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

I like how a lot of this gives them some pretty detailed plots Cloud started to get uncomfortable in his own skin and died while trying to embrace connection once again

[@Kidusrox]

King Dedede was on a pacifist run until Kirby showed him the rush of killing. Dedede ended up killing his partner and was eventually killed by his own thirst for blood.

[@mathiasmauno7961]

I really hope this becomes a series, this is so fire lol

[@honorableintent]

Ah yes, notorious best friends Cloud and Sephiroth. Cloud just can't get Sephiroth out of his head.

[@Corlwow]

The Luma development. Trying to get strawberries for rosa getting shouted at and leaving. Sparing morton’s life and then morton going after rosa to gain revenge for luma and then them all getting into a fight and luma finishing what it started :O.

[@kyogresfunchannel]

Can we please have more of this, this is awesome.

[@Galax_Sea_Gamer]

I know I'm late to this, but I don't care. "Pichu used Self-Destruct!"

[@MaironHWH]

Excellent video Coney, would love more Hunger Games.

[@JKhouri]

More of these please! Super entertaining!

[@VonnMan]

Mario immolated his brother, got so many sponsors and died to an infection. What a king

[@austinfletchermusic]

RYU UPSETS OUR TORTURED ANTIHERO PROTAGONIST!! VILLAINS WIN AGAIN!!! Also Dedede sparing Snake because he let him into his shelter is the greatest continuity

[@velvetbestwaifu]

Btw Coney you can add more than 24 It does make the game go longer but you can also raise or lower the death rate ON TOP OF custom events

[@kiwibird6671]

2:28 I have had 3 hunger games with Kirby. 2 of which he grabs a sword the 3rd is where he kills Dedede

[@TheSpaceHobo]

I hope Luma wins, I think it would be hilarious to see how it acts when in most of games is just an npc/tool. ... I really don't care sharing my thoughts but I just wanna help with the CTA

[@yes.1412]

Cloud got those enchantment books from fishing lmao

[@Autotomize]

Looking forward to hopefully see this be one a series and then eventually the hunger games between the champions

[@bfeldz1023]

Mario may have had all those medical supplies but unfortunately he wouldn't know how to use them as he was not Dr. Mario. That's what lead him to his fate.

[@rivalmjd8541]

This is by far my favorite series you’ve started Coney, I freaking died laughing the whole time.

[@doorbox788]

i love learning all this smash lore

[@domdollahyt]

Lucas and Morton just mesh with each other so well for no reason it's so funny

[@vorbibben]

Im so happy hearing the laventon theme in the intro dude

[@litepaw7]

Sephiroth, Kirby and Bayo would only ones standing in a hunger game lol

[@HikaruOfTheWind]

My fav characters remain evil mastermind Zelda and her conflicted personal executioner, Sheik, but Cloud was an unexpected fav this time for how he only wanted to fish and cuddle but would slaughter anyone who interrupted him. Honestly these are super great and I love seeing this simulator again, it brings back so many memories! Morton and Lucas 4ever!

[@toshi3866]

Coney getting increasingly mad at cloud doing nothing but fishing is hilarious

[@patrickwerner4723]

1:09 Coney can’t say the hard R you have to say the soft A

[@clonesharpshooter101]

Cloud out here fishing while Kirby is slaying his mortal enemy- Sephiroth. With a tree branch.

[@thenoobsfriend7053]

I would love to see more. I enjoyed this entire thing

[@derpysman2001]

Duck hunt begged luma to kill him to harden luma's will to survive, and it nearly payed off

[@tristancampbell4941]

I just want it to be known: Luigi was the 1st one to get throwing knives, just like Daisy did before they met in the other Hunger Games

[@the_godbodor7026]

Ryu lost to Kirby, started a training arc, got revenge, and then went on to fight the Angel of Death, Luma

[@darklion2704]

I watch these hunger games videos so often theyre so funny

[@Kyro4Productions]

Ryu and Luma were both broken by the things they were forced to experience, but in the end only one of them was strong enough to keep going

[@TheCreatorF.M.]

Can't wait for Jigglypuff to kill Ganondorf with his own weapon in the next Hunger Games

[@charliefellows6368]

Please let this be a series

[@Whirlpool730]

Ryu was going to spare Luma, but Luma asked for a warrior’s death. Ryu couldn’t decline her like Kirby had done to him.

[@plebianoverlord]

Laventon's theme is a really good Coney song lol

[@tep1955]

luma being the harvey dent of this was so funny to me

[@ThirtyfourEC]

The FFT Zodiac/Older Man's death sound gets me every time.

[@MasterHand4444]

Already got the Legends Arceus music in the videos; great pick, it works well with the style!

[@monkeDluffe]

mario has been waiting for an excuse to kill luigi for a loooong time

[@JackgarPrime]

Clearly, after Ryu lost to Kirby but was spared, he gave in to the Satsui no Hadou after swearing he would never lose again.

[@kelvinnguyen7883]

Kirby fumbled the bag. He had Ryu within inches of death and chose to spare him.

[@randomoriginality9670]

Kirby was this close to a smash bros redemption arc.

[@KandiKid87]

OH BOY. Lol, I'm never gonna get tired of this.

[@7-BIT]

4:10 I mean you did say they were ride or die

[@grahamsquires3363]

Best series yet

[@thomasdavis1340]

Before anything even started I predicted that Luma would win, and when it came down to the final 2 I was devastated. Good movie coney

[@MISTERSLAPYEAH]

YES HUNGER GAMES I LOVE YOU CONEY THANK YOU FOR CONTINUING THIS

[@UCDitto]

Small Baby Supremacy! Edit After the Game: FUCK

[@crowmagnon]

Love the Arceus music Mr. Editor

[@Dinoplayzs]

This was so funny this should totally be a be a series!

[@saika1615]

Ryu was out for blood after Kirby humiliated him LMAO