Smash or Pass: asdfmovie

[@Wonchop]

It was then that Tom realised doing a Smash and Pass of a series where 95% of characters are animals, children and the exact same guy was probably a mistake.

[@namesurname3257]

It was a creative choice Ben!

[@FinnGreenland]

Oh god

[@hippokrampus2838]

@@ValvesMom is a hotdog a sandwich and would he smash?

[@junkhead_92]

And dead, don't forget there's a lot of dead people

[@hippokrampus2838]

@@junkhead_92 and at least a few dead children between minefield skateboarder and that lady's girl.

[@kkwolf1922]

“Definitely somebody’s kink” says the man who wrote, drew, and voiced it

[@glowstoneunknown]

Tbf he didn't draw the final animation

[@dinocz3301]

It is a kink. And my friends disturb me with it

[@lillibrl]

he didnt draw it tho

[@lunaticbeans8600]

@@dinocz3301 Oh dear.

[@dinocz3301]

@@lunaticbeans8600 don't worry, I torment them with my kinks 😈

[@ClonedGamer001]

"Hack their guns" "That's not...that's not a thing." Not a thing _yet,_ Tom.

[@somnius_sanguine]

Batman would beg to differ

[@anonymousanonymous9587]

ELECTRONIC guns maybe, these fire physical bullets

[@whodlyfirehair38]

"Fast and Furious 9" would beg to differ

[@ClonedGamer001]

@@anonymousanonymous9587 Why does what the weapon fires matter? If it has an internet connected component (like an electronic safety connect to an app, for example) it could theoretically be hacked. Also electronic guns _do_ fire bullets. They just have electronic components to them, such as the trigger potentially not being linked directly to the striker or a sort of smart targeting system.

[@hippokrampus2838]

With Surfshark VPN you can be riddled with bullets while watching foreign Netflix! It won't save you, but at least you can enjoy your final moments.

[@bob.2547]

8:53 He really just said "oh no."

[@buttons551]

So casually

[@KaftTheGoodGirlColonThree]

bro said that in comic sans

[@rushink]

Most of these were purely based on personality, I respect that

[@rushink]

@@afinnishfishnet7366 Yeah, thanks for explaining the reason to what I said

[@PerfectCell69420]

"Milf, smash"

[@TheMaskedChris]

the fact that Tom acknowledged Minus8 is something that i never thought i would see

[@Shyghost22]

But he already did?

[@parkersmith8711]

It makes me happy he did

[@alg1010YT]

It’s the guy It’s the man

[@alg1010YT]

He here Hello masked chris

[@NicolasA346]

Same...

[@micah2958]

“i think being straight really limits this” as if most of the things he would smash were not inanimate objects

[@SodaPop7720]

Some of em had no confirmed gender, but the pie is a boy

[@ClonedGamer001]

They're inanimate, therefore they have no gender. Therefore, they don't have the same gender as him. So it's not gay.

[@BetterDayz55]

Ikr? It's funny bc I thought the same thing but realized even as I'm bi, I was choosing mostly female characters simply because all the dudes look damn near identical!

[@Indolthir]

And he would smash the space bear and the cow in the anime opening. A bear and a twink, 2 corners of the gay triangle! What happened to being straight there ?

[@Caffeinated_animator]

Marmite

[@Irish_Enderman]

Just the comedic timing in him simply saying "pass" is weirdly hilarious

[@SirLiamTheGreat]

Ok

[@A.Martin]

Pass

[@Real_FNAFFAN2024]

“Poss”

[@allfunandgames1976]

The way someone SPONSORED a video where Tom just talks about fvcking his own cartoons for fifteen minutes straight is amazing

[@chase-2-2]

"Imma smash the world" - Tomska, 2023

[@fan_bonnie920]

Umm...🤓 ACCCKKKSSHHHOUALLY😈 it's 202 *2* you _numbskull_

[@Zettai_gema]

yes

[@theJamesexpress]

Bros pulling the rick moves (he fucked a planet)

[@YuniraFerinia]

2022*

[@boopeimi8921]

"Smash...but I'll respect their sexuality" This is my new favourite quote.

[@flashbeat9521]

Im quoting that one to save fir the future

[@sashawallace1916]

Now we need an Eddache episode that's all about making Tom's ultimate asdf smash.

[@liam_gacha]

No film theory will do it or something

[@Axos_Abode]

A non-annoying inanimate object with weird tendencies that is a woman of legal age.

[@Schampu4000]

It's just gonna be a milf...

[@tonyhakston536]

…Does Eddache have some kind of history of that?

[@TrueInkpoint]

@@Axos_Abode also a planet

[@Axos_Abode]

"That is a horse." You never said pass, Tom. T-Tom... You didn't say pass. Say pass please. PLEASE TOM JUST SAY PASS.

[@jebori]

we meet again.

[@psychotic_bunny2]

My thoughts too

[@BinglesP]

Proof centaurs exist in asdfmovie canon I called it

[@obliviousotterI]

Literally Vaush

[@rockonmyfriend]

He wants the hoof?

[@oakenshadow6763]

"Would smash, but I respect their sexuality." Dude is awesome even about fictional characters he created and can do whatever he wants with. 7:57

[@Grave_of_the_Sea]

They could be bi tho

[@oakenshadow6763]

@@Grave_of_the_Sea He wrote the character as a lesbian. I just love that he could make them bi, as it is his character, but sees doesn't change it.

[@Sjenzbdh]

TOM KNOWS ABOUT MINUS_8!! I REPEAT! TOM KNOWS ABOUT MINUS_8!!!!!

[@jaredtomongha1342]

Dont we all

[@jackwalker249]

What's minus_8?

[@jaredtomongha1342]

@@jackwalker249 its better for you to not know

[@My0ldFr13nd]

@@jaredtomongha1342 but it's not better for me. Speak

[@daswarzenschwein]

@@jackwalker249 Let's just say a not so nice person

[@QtheWhatever]

i love that the ad had significantly higher production value than the actual content. my patreon dollars are being well spent.

[@zanethezaniest274]

This is the culmination of 15 years of hard work and YT history. Everyone didn’t ask for this and nobody wanted it but damn right Tom is gonna give it to us whether we like it or not.

[@marydarkheart13]

Tom is a mood

[@mrcwillis6970]

Tom: asks if he should make a smash or pass Followers: NO Tom: makes a smash or pass Asdf anyways. I guess we should have all seen this coming lol.

[@AxxLAfriku]

Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r m

[@hippokrampus2838]

I'm not convinced it wasn't already uploaded and set to go public lol.

[@deathisdeath7591]

@@AxxLAfriku bro shut up

[@carbinked]

Actually the poll was pretty positive! All of the negative replies were from a tweet he made (and deleted) asking for negative responses for a video...being this one!

[@Haunted_Hunter]

@@carbinked that's hilarious

[@SoulFoxie]

The face he makes everytime he has to stop and think between smash or pass for anytime longer than 2 seconds is priceless

[@NiramBG]

I honestly don't know why I was surprised when I found out during this video that Tom has a food kink. Unless that food is alive. Which is weird because alive food is the only type of food that can actually consent!

[@DrewSavo]

It’s nearly 11pm, I’m at work at 4am. *Why must you keep me awake with this irresistible content!*

[@randomaccountwithmusic4206]

Mate it's 12 PM here

[@212superdude212]

working on a bank holiday, thats sucks bro

[@gingerfool]

Working at 4am on a sunday? Rip dude

[@requiem165]

It’s 11:22 rn lol

[@requiem165]

@@randomaccountwithmusic4206 thats midday

[@TheCakedZombiePlus]

8:43 "Denial is but the first steps on the road to enlightenment." -Lucifer (Helltaker)

[@Thebestbobbyboy]

Ha

[@Thebestbobbyboy]

@@britishgaming2 Scottish not welsh

[@LoonaTheHellhound69]

lucifer Morningstar is better

[@ShafiqYoutube81]

Is not right… 😞

[@FourTuneado]

I mean-

[@kindofbox]

I honestly look forward to sponsors at this point I love the sketches lol

[@strugglingartist630]

Same!

[@rebeccahawkins5510]

Hehe I'm in France now

[@ben_rashbrook]

10:00 the fact Tom had to think about it for a moment 😂

[@Game_Hunter47]

I mean

[@willingshelf]

You know, that ad is better than most modern comedy sketches

[@LilDeuceDeuce]

I need SurfShark so I can watch new episodes of GUNHACKER

[@nenon_night]

Gunhacker

[@TheRealYuckl3s_9000]

*ITS DAH DOOD HOO MAED DAH SONGZ FR ASS DUFF* *FRDHBVGDFVTBHGVNMFMVHRN FDHJFDBFDFVDHGSFBVKJXCHBTDRUGBVDF*

[@turtleboi456]

hi

[@RatedManatee]

Tom: "That is a horse" **You didn't answer the question!**

[@bingoviini]

Tom: would not smash someone beacuse of their hair Also Tom: would smash the earth, dead people, animals and innanimated objects

[@dbuzman]

And one pie but not another.

[@diamond_chaos]

And the sun

[@sacrificiallamb4568]

The sun is hot. (Pause for applause.)

[@Jhereckk]

As...as one does

[@SodaPop7720]

Good job, you got the whole gang laughing.

[@mellohi61]

8:46 M-Mayor Bellweather, W-What are you doing

[@Mizuki-Mikos-Music-Corner]

TomSka: "I think being straight really limits this" *6:49** happens* me: i'm sorry what was that?

[@bigmansomm7911]

The thumbnail means that Tom has almost definitely seen Minus 8’s ‘Beep Beep What a Hot Sheep’. I await his video review

[@raddaway]

Watch 8:40

[@Sc0ttsman]

Yeah that vid made me discover something about myself

[@cartergames3793]

Minus 8 still is trying to cope

[@RalseiGaming]

@@cartergames3793 they kinda always have been

[@icarue993]

Im not a furry... but...

[@glutenfreegamer3279]

Nice to know that Tom has a fetish for celestial bodies

[@andreassmed2255]

You mean you don’t!?

[@tygical]

i mean... you can't disagree, the sun is very hot.

[@philsharpe4315]

@@tygical >:(

[@pixelcat29]

@@philsharpe4315 guys its the suns alt account

[@TheJavierMartinez88]

5:25 "Hehe, I'm in France now" Your ads are better than the video itself at this point.

[@youdontknowwho505]

List of Smashes, for reference: 0:28 Evil Tie 0:39 Gut/Flower Monster 0:57 Potato, but "not like that" 1:59 MILF & Cookies 2:07 “Bagel!” 2:26 WILF 2:34 THE ACTUAL EARTH WTF 3:03 - 3:09 5 full seconds of pondering about Billy the pie 5:32 Maybe the cheese? 5:42 THE ACTUAL MOON WTF 6:13 I have no words 6:31 Might just be the same woman from "MILF & Cookies", but still. 6:37 Its REALLY unclear here who is Smashable, because he says "support the NHS" but the word comes onscreen next to an ANIMATED CORPSE? HMMMM?!?! 6:47 Catch the Knife lady? I guess? 6:52/6:55 Maybe its a dead people thing i dunno. 7:03 THE ACTUAL SUN WTF 7:06 That hat's got game. 7:17 Impromptu Reverse Centaur? Sure. 7:29 Strict Mommy? Alright. 7:33 Burber 7:38 I would put both times up, but THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE 8:07 Shooting his Shot, i guess 8:16 Tom. Tom, that's a sociopathic basketball. Just FYI. 8:21 Unnamed Boss Man 8:58 Jazz Gal 9:23 3 seconds of regret followed by a very well placed "SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON" 9:33 WELL THERES THAT 9:51 Anime Real Man? + Desmond the Man Bear 9:57 Not entirely sure if its the old man or anime sheep, both frighten me. 10:05 Quick Draw Lady meets her match 10:13 Stab Hole? 10:14 no 10:24 No 10:54 NO 11:14 Him and grieving mothers, man. Honorable Mentions 0:50 Ninja Thief 1:30 Lungless Man 1:54 "That is a horse." 5:52 Tom, that's a turtle... 7:52 The Susie Holder 8:00 🏳‍🌈 8:45 ALMOST 10:40 Tempting Blowhole 10:47 C'MON TOM What we've learned: * Has a thing for spheres * Considers a "Smash" on any object with a hole * There were some animals * There were some corpses * Absolutely respects the Lesbs * Would hole-punch a taco. I think. * Hates the French * I don’t know how old Billy is/was but that’s semi-incriminating, honestly. Worse than the cheese. * Is it the fact it’s a child, or is it the “Daddy”? If it’s not the child, that’s a whole different can of worms. * 11:12 Yeeh

[@Peppermint-Furretlover]

Underrated comment

[@arjovenzia]

Gotta say, the ASDF movies hit alot different now I actually know something of Toms actual personality. Not a bad thing, just different.

[@salt3685]

why

[@strugglingartist630]

This was a video I didn’t need- nor did I want it. But I sure as hell got it and I watched it till the end. Content at…. Just content. I have nothing to give or take except finding it entertaining and questioning my mental health. And Toms-

[@anonymouslucario285]

So you hated the video?

[@strugglingartist630]

@@anonymouslucario285 Nope! Quite the opposite! Hence why I’m questioning my mental health, lol!

[@v1rtuasharky615]

The fact that these things are ALL his creations makes this 25% scarier and funny at the same time.

[@xtrem5428]

8:44 I love that Tom acknowledges the existence of the Minus8 parody.

[@Dabigboii]

Does it mean it is canon in the asdf universe ?

[@Maniac_l23]

@@Dabigboii yes

[@Dabigboii]

@@Maniac_l23 *dear god*

[@EscapesAndRemoves]

@@Dabigboii There's more.

[@Theduk9890]

@@EscapesAndRemoves No....

[@Nept2ne-2075]

Minus8 is canon now, confirmed

[@Piflle]

9:21 that is a lego and you are not going to convince me that that does not look like a lego

[@doctorbath-o7]

FINALLY! THE CONTENT WE NEEDED

[@Ttegegg]

Minus 8 may or may not be a podo. Idk he said it himself

[@drunkonsuccess779]

@@Ttegegg podo.

[@fleetingselfconfidence612]

"being straight really limits this" implies hes being 100% serious

[@TobysKpopTop50]

TOMS LOGIC Guy: Pass Guy turned into pie: Smash

[@Maniac_l23]

Well it IS a pie, to be fair...

[@professionalretard7660]

Normal pie: pass

[@Spooky_Magooky]

Only just realised in the deep lore that the Skateboarding Cow is an apparent femboy from the anime intro. Interesting.

[@justarandomhumann]

I think he's transmasc, since he's a cow with no udders.

[@FoxBlocksHere]

Never thought I would see TomSka acknowledge that one Minus8 animation.

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

Lol...

[@SodaPop7720]

Im only now realizing that it is slightly uncensored and now i need bleach please help

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

@@SodaPop7720 *grabs ichigo and shakes him violently*

[@SodaPop7720]

@@mewxtherealitygod4706 WHY ARE YOU STRANGLING ME FOR SOMETHING WE AGREE WITH

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

@@SodaPop7720 I'm trying to get some bleach ..

[@DeadButterflyProductions]

2:18 is 10000000% going to become a reaction image.

[@BetisXD]

"it looks like cum." Tom

[@gadielinutil]

It looks like muk backwards

[@supermarioglitchy10]

​@@gadielinutilso you mean sand?

[@spoopyd.8910]

TOM NO! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE, NOT JOIN THE DARKSIDE!

[@K-K-S]

bro I'm dying 💀2:08

[@ThinkingCrimson]

"Immna fuck the bagel"

[@Memezuii]

Smash: 32 Pass: 77 Double Pass: 1 Smash, but not like that: 1 Horse: 1 Definitely someone's kink: 1 Would smash, but respect sexuality: 1 Big Pass: 2 Oh No: 1

[@JawlineJim]

Quite possibly the best sponsor segment ever

[@harasen_haras5]

I enjoyed it a lot too. Got me laughing

[@CrepTheCreator]

Haha, im in france...

[@shadowman21282]

When Tom realises "oh shit, I guess we need some content to put around this surfshark sponsorship" and everyone else realises they're gonna need therapy

[@jordywatson1179]

Can we appreciate the fact that he pays attention to his work and the work made by others that are similar to his

[@clamdove3292]

is this related to the video somehow or are you just saying it

[@Walt_Raleigh]

@@clamdove3292 yes, he references parodies and if you didn't notice idk what to tell you faker

[@jordywatson1179]

I've found you........FAKER!

[@Doughboy_Gobbler23]

​@@Walt_Raleigh🈳

[@MonzaniaStrike]

6:10 Ok come on. You so could have gone “hello and welcome to standing up school… and you PASS”

[@RakoonPawz]

8:29 İ just realized that i listened to the beeb beeb am a sheep song at the "living tombstone"

[@losingfayth]

what really makes it is the absolute refusal to be enthusiastic about any decision

[@MeonLights]

Nice to see the surfshark sketches still going and ... people dying I guess. Also there is so much non-smashable stuff in this lol

[@nettieb7604]

9:33 the commitment to the joke makes sense now 😅

[@Everest-WC]

“I’m gonna f*ck the world” -TomSka 2022 2:35

[@flambofire4202]

1:27 He took my breath away

[@Tanuem]

This was brilliant Tom. Not sure it's something I've ever wanted in my life, but I definitely appreciated it. Even the ad, you do such an amazing job with every single one.

[@layneburke6459]

Tom is the only person who can entertain us

[@Ttegegg]

And a very depressed man. Well used too

[@willag808]

why do i feel threatened

[@layneburke6459]

Y

[@layneburke6459]

Ohh

[@layneburke6459]

I mean channel god

[@doddleoddle]

I watched the whole thing

[@doddleoddle]

I didn’t say I liked it

[@raspberrytaegi]

Fancy seeing you here xD

[@Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent]

10:19 indeed big pass

[@UncleHornieAUS]

0:37 what makes this worse is that in his 'best ASDF animation' video he calls this an animal.

[@TheFireSword87]

I respect your honesty in admitting you'd smash the butt even though it's your least favorite joke.

[@noisytim]

I’m so proud of you, Tom. You finally made the transition from not wanting to give a shit - to actually not giving a shit anymore. I’m still working on that…

[@micromac6913]

It's him... Tom from Middle Earth

[@Vegas242]

6:14 No of course they didn't pass, they definitely failed the class

[@YourYoungGDYter]

*comedy*

[@TOMSWORLDOFFICIAL2011]

Tom be like: Asdfmovie 2 pie: pass Asdfmovie 4 pie: smash

[@kevincomplex]

11:01 Agreed, no one wants to smash David Firth Karen.

[@respawni]

Thank you SomTka for this high tier content that everyone definitely asked for

[@CommanderSpooks]

The video no one asked for, but everyone needed

[@nekooccult3466]

I usually skip the sponsor ads, but you make them into skits. Which makes them enjoyable

[@mr_willybilly]

“You asked for it” *shows literally everyone saying no to the idea*

[@airbending_sith]

No one: Dark side of the moon: 10:10

[@slim.lee_2010]

Pink Floyd

[@slim.lee_2010]

Pink Floyd

[@brickss388]

I love the fact that this is a reacting to the asdf movie series disguised as a smash or pass video. I love it!

[@Tcj333]

1:53 "That is a horse" Answer the question

[@klibe]

Look up mr hands

[@FenrizNNN]

DO FUCKING NOT.

[@ChrisHinners008]

Oh good heavens

[@willferrari4385]

If we’ve learned one thing, TomSka likes to do planetary objects. Mad respect

[@ManyArmedMooseDei]

I’m surprised he didn’t get to the “those are clouds.” “NOOOOOO!” Blokes voiced by Markiplier, because voice alone, the bloke mentioning that the clouds are indeed clouds has something about him… In part because of being voiced by a fellow who once made a very interesting calendar.

[@CaralhosComentarios]

2:35 "I am gonna fuck the wolrd" - J. Robert Oppenheimer

[@lintman662]

I never would have thought this would ever happen nor expected tomska to put in the minus version of beep beep I'ma sheep We are learning so much about tomska

[@jediofmischief]

I enjoyed this way more than I thought I would. Thanks Tom!

[@KaizoeAzurum]

Surfshark is actually okay with all videos and commercials you guys do for them, that is really what I keep learning with every new video.

[@masonyoung7834]

7:29 thank you tom for clarifying

[@crep50]

6:15 No, he did _not_ pass, thank you

[@TrainBoi227]

It took me so long to realize that was a urinal on that guy's torso I didn't learn it today But it took longer than it should've

[@requiem165]

9:03 but the finger…

[@random0atsmeal]

😨

[@shregnstuff4426]

Pause

[@Moss_Dude]

It's a good thing Tom passed standing up school, it would be very inconvenient for him otherwise.

[@ComXDude]

I think this is the first time I've ever seen Tom acknowledge his own Minus8 parody

[@Willyb0g]

Tom you had such a missed opportunity to call smash or passdfmovie

[@glix2887]

I know why its not but I really love it was a giant comprensive list of every gag/episode.

[@Panzzer101]

Where did the dragon come from? 5:38. Am i missing something? What part was that? It's in asdf movie?

[@syntheticvocalist-p472]

Same, like wut?

[@ChristianMr_C]

I know it was from a skyrim reference called i like skylriml but I don't know where it originally came from

[@rubiks_20]

I LIKE SKYRIM

[@MyNameRa]

6:03 bassed

[@VATJON]

He's an English man, quite normal

[@opchickentextingstorys5830]

i'm more amazed that surfshark was willing to sponsor this

[@teamcyeborg]

Love that the earth, moon, and sun are all smashes. And the basketball. I think he has a thing for spheres

[@aidanwickham1468]

2:34 So your doing it like Rick Sanchez

[@G_L_1_T_C_H_Y]

Omg 😂

[@Bed_Tom]

"Hack their guns!" "Thats not... a thing! Not *yet* Thomas Bridge Well Ska.

[@Tom-oz7wk]

I dunno if it's just cause I'm listening through headphones but that was really soothing to listen to

[@boondoggle2016]

You even make the adds funny- love your sense of humor man!

[@acreativeprogrammer]

3:30 This part is literally how me (and many other software developers) feel like all the time. Dad: So you are a programmer, now? Make me a website, then.

[@conansboy]

Tom. You can't just clickbait your thumbnail with something from a lewd parody of your animations and think us internet degenrates wouldn't immediately notice.

[@Nugcon]

I don't know what that is and I think that's for the best.

[@Maniac_l23]

@@Nugcon Lies

[@nadadada3938]

is it clickbait tho...

[@MeltyNote]

8:40