Stop Getting Bond Wrong!

Pure comedy gold from the second series of I'm Alan Patridge (Never Say Alan Again)

[@sirpizo555]

I love the thought of Bond getting shot at and shouting "Right I've had enough of that just stop it!"

[@RaferJeffersonIII]

Coconut Head a whole submarine? You’re joking! I’m gonna have to call some other Russians now. Seeeeya

[@stevechristie2569]

@@RaferJeffersonIII sumbarine

[@lordrabbit7713]

@Jaxton Barrett unexpected but interesting. Thanks for info.

[@conahlestrange9794]

“And yes he’s with a lady”

[@BarterTom]

Blofeld: Oh sorry, not in the mood today?

[@chilrad]

I love the fact that even Lynn's new fella feels compelled to applaud Alan's efforts despite their acute differences (as demonstrated earlier in the episode!).

[@soljah2062]

Glang, glang a lang a lang a lang a lang a lang a lang

[@thelethargicponderer6793]

Sol Jah 0

[@itsalwaysoniontime]

Ha ha ha ha ha

[@andymerrett]

Stop getting Alan's rendition of the Bond theme wrong! It's "Glang. Glang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang. Glang-a-lang. Lang-a-lang-a-lang."

[@TheMemeguy127]

@@andymerrettnobody does it better Makes me feel sad for the rest Nobody does it half as good as you baby your the best

[@ultramagnus27]

That fact he thinks he knows everything about bond and then says he wants to watch Fiona Fullerton, when she’s not in the spy who loved me (she’s in a view to a kill) is just genius!!

[@R0I3I3IE]

You've copied this. No one is impressed.

[@steffanhoffmann]

​@@andymerrett Taken you up to 2👍 against his 4. A-haaaa

[@MrMjolnir69]

Very neckable she was.

[@henryfraser6781]

“A WHOLE SUMBARINE!” 😂

[@chadmoonstone7486]

You're joking?!

[@Amethyst_Friend]

See ya!

[@lifeshorts1928]

"Right I've had enough of that just STOP IT!"

[@RIMJANESSOHMALOOG]

Sumbarine

[@TheGuyWhoWroteThis]

Best 4 minutes of television. From any show. Ever.

[@amorembalming]

TheGuyWhoWroteThis i concur

[@privateemail7697]

Yeah, one of the best 😆🤣😂👍

[@horrorfreaklondon3037]

Agreed

[@teddyjones9020]

Lovely stuff ....... not my words but the words of sha'kin Stevens.

[@jasonantigua6825]

@Donald Trump Lovely stuff

[@thatisRON]

"well now you've got Norfolk's maddest man!"

[@Tomanista]

Stop getting (insert any movie) wrong! Me whenever anyone talks about movies. I feel Alans pain

[@tommycarr8111]

Especially when you're a huge fan of a movie, and someone talks to you about it and gets everything wrong about it.

[@ksportz66]

@@tommycarr8111 - I know about it and agree about it

[@Gubalicious]

I like how even John the joiner is applauding at the end

[@21samsilva]

Love the way he shouts MIIIICHAEL. MICHAEL.

[@pallhe]

My left eyebrow is twitching uncontrollably because I've just discovered that Steve Coogan and Roger Moore share the same birthday.

[@jupitorious7925]

Yes just checked

[@blakestephens523]

The lex files...

[@Millennial_Mike]

This scene is so damn good. One of the best comedy scenes of all time.

[@matthewhendy5785]

Genius.

[@MalonsMilk]

This sounds like one of my manic episodes.. but with lemon piping

[@stroketheboat]

how they all kept straight faces through the making of this scene is beyond me

[@AlexAhern]

one of the funniest scenes in British history

[@Harbaksh1234]

2:42 has me crying, everytime! Lol

[@matthewbacque1622]

You can tell by the look on Felicity Montagu's face, aka Lynn, how truly entertaining she finds Steve's wild comedic acting. True admiration.

[@winston4678]

" Yes he's with a lady "

[@JamesLimb]

Winston 467 "I've got to go somethings come up"

[@MoskHotel]

“He means his cock!” 😂

[@dee-jay-gee-bee7659]

Nobody gonna mention that Coogan got Bond wrong in that it's Barbara Bach (as Major Anya Amasova) that Roger Moore is necking with in TSWLM (1977) (Fiona Fullerton was Pola Ivanova with Moore in A View to a Kill in 1985)? 252 comments, so somebody probably already has, but not on the top page at any rate. "Ooh, bit of bush!" Had this (well, Carly Simon singing) as an earworm when doing the washing up today but kept looping the same bit he covers, so had to come here to exorcise the demon...

[@smiffjam]

Aha you win!

[@ZER0--]

Dee-Jay-Gee-Bee It also wasn't lemon piping, it was red.

[@fishypaw]

Dee-Jay-Gee-Bee Bach is necking with somebody else (not Bond) at the beginning, ... the twist being that she is the agent (Triple XXX) being interrupted not the man. Cuts to Q telling Money Penny to call bond, THEN it cuts to Bond necking with Sue Vanner, ... who does look a LOT like Fiona Fullerton, hence Allan's 'mistake'.

[@CS-mo7xp]

+Paul L yeah it was red, but it probably tasted of lemons.

[@ZER0--]

maniq minah Ask a bond girl, she'll know what his piping tastes like, (do it in an Alan voice, it sounds funnier.)

[@samuelbarber6177]

Alan Partridge can make any movie sound like the maddest thing ever

[@sleekspook1655]

Norfolks maddest man !!!!! :-).:-):-)

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

My dad used to use the phrase “completely Billy Bollocks” and for years as a kid I had no idea why 😂😂😂😂

[@TheMemeguy127]

He should have a series where he recaps the bond films every episode just like this

[@aestheticaltwat]

“I’m Roger Moore. BANG!”

[@cymro6537]

3:26 'Completely Billy bollocks' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andymerrett]

What was that? Too late!

[@CaroleUCoope]

Stop Getting Bond Wrong!!! He's Russian - Hes got eyebrows - What a whole submarine - Your'e Joking! Thats not the end of the Beginning - 'Oh bit of nipple' - 'Walking along the top of a gun - Completely Billy Bollocks!!! He is Brilliant!!!! He is Genius!!!! I asked my eight year old nephew if he'd seen any James Bond movies - and he said yes just one - 'One Eye Only'!......................... Now thats a movie I'd like to see.......

[@andymerrett]

Michael starred in another Bond film. "Wey Aye Only".

[@CaroleUCoope]

Ha Ha. When my young nephew was 8/9 he kept asking if he could see the James Bond Movie, 'One Eye Only'! I still have to come across that one, but in all my searches have sadly never managed to find it. Do let me know if you come across it anywhere.......

[@NeilBulk]

@0:31 "...necking with Fiona Fullerton..." Fiona Fullerton was in "A View To A Kill" and not "The Spy Who Loved Me." Stop getting Bond wrong!

[@TomWright91]

I know exactly how Alan feels! People that think they know Bond and really don't have the first clue what they're on about!

[@revol113]

Coogan playing Alan Partridge playing a baffoon who's trying to act like he's cool by adjusting his words and acting to fit in with the crowd to explain and make Bond 'seem cool' is such a 4th/5th/10th level of comedic genius I just don't know what!

[@mrdisco]

I'm absolutely obsessed with this. It's just so funny. "What was that?! Too Late!"

[@criticalbil1]

Surprised he thought Fiona Fullerton was in The Spy who Loved Me. She was in A View to a Kill. Perhaps he got mixed up because he was so upset.

[@shanedebarra4986]

Also the Soviet hunter squad have red piping ... not lemon yellow 🤣👍 ... the flaws make it even better 👍

[@ThomasCorfield]

"I'm not sure why, but he's not showing off."

[@S77whut]

They're all trying so hard not to crack up

[@ukkendoka]

You can see Coogan smile when he shout's "Stop getting bond wrong!" and the actor playing Michael cant hide his smile either.

[@basehead617]

Watch Lynn's face every time it cuts to the group, it's fucking hilarious

[@markdickens968]

Clocked it mate 🤣

[@romeaffair]

She is brilliant too.

[@tryoutaudioireland]

"Goldfingaahhhhhh!!!"

[@gitsurfer27]

"what you doing?" "i'm just destroying my cereals"

[@adamrees400]

gitsurfer27 I'd be careful folk might think you're a cereal killer

[@dansaunders1655]

Do you by any chance run pedestrians around at terrifying leg-speeds?

[@sphericalempirical9359]

Sorry Alan, but you’re getting Bond wrong. Fiona Fullerton was in A view to a kill.

[@parralox]

Oh, what was that? TOO LATE!

[@phantomforever309]

Boyfriend indoctrinated me into this show. Now every time he gets something wrong about my hyperfixation I just go "NO NO STOP GETTING _____ WRONG!!!"

[@alisonwilliams4862]

How they weren't all laughing most of the way through this I don't know. They probably had to do a few takes. Congratulations to Lynn's boyfriend in particular for staying in character and looking stony faced but somewhat baffled throughout!

[@matthewhousego544]

Literally me after seeing no time to die lol

[@stuffedsheepshead]

James Bond with a little blonde child? You're joking!

[@colmanhegarty6613]

Hate to be that person, but Russian's arm piping isn't lemon, it's red or raspberry.

[@redyellowpink01]

"A whole sumbarine?!"

[@MegaClashcityrocker]

THE benchmark in comedy that everything else will be judged against.

[@mrneutral8423]

Everyone here pretending they don't wanna hang out with Lynne. The Baptist copper who'll knock 'yer block off. Bleachy head. Alan Patridge. Sonja. Michael. Text.

[@gnif3k]

Coogan and Serafinowicz together, brilliant!

[@willhewitt1649]

CLANG...CLANG-A-LANG-A-LANG...CLANG-A-LANG!!

[@oliverbruce2096]

+Will Hewitt *Glang

[@Subculture]

I wonder how many times that had to be redone due to corpsing. Absolutely amazing scene.

[@peterfranks6243]

Roger Moore "necking" with Fiona Fullerton was A View To A Kill not The Spy Who Loved Me... looks like Alan also got Bond wrong

[@legatrix]

best line: ""he's strong, eh. look!"

[@GOSTDatingandLifestyle]

agreed

[@KrillLiberator]

1:05 Even Coogan can't keep a straight face delivering that line - and that was the take they went with.

[@TheSamBlonde]

One of the best scenes equal to the chocolate mousse episode. Utter Genius!

[@SpecialOrder_937]

Now you’ve got Norfolk’s maddest man !

[@JR-xo5jp]

Norfolk's maddest man !!

[@owenbateman1670]

When he's using the sunny d as Petrol! that has to be the funniest thing ever, it's so manic!

[@hotelmario510]

What, a whole Sumbarine?!

[@Theblueshark27]

Rip Roger Moore

[@basehead617]

the best thing about this is all the things Alan gets wrong about it, showing that he's the one getting Bond wrong

[@Lennon6412]

But he is right, it is like that

[@jomo999]

glang, glangalang alangalang alangalang....GLANGALANG - has anone noticed how many alans there are in that?

[@DJFREDHEAD2010]

whats the one where the laserbeam goes up his jaffers LMAO

[@shocktk]

The only thing Alan gets wrong in this is when he describes the people pursuing Bond as men in black jumpsuits with 'lemon piping'. It's actually red piping. Classic... Partridge.

[@Harriet-Jesamine]

How sad am I, just scrolled through tons of comments to see if anyone else spotted this..

[@EstablishmentArchive]

Michael's description of the volcano scene 😂😂😂

[@Galdenistal]

You can't say that anymore 😂

[@Loonistrator]

@@Galdenistal Oh, you're alright with that like, because it's a race of people, and it's a food.

[@farmers2630]

I was having a shit day until i watched this.

[@mjfe2]

'I wanted to watch Roger Moore necking with Fiona Fullerton!' Except she was in A View to a Kill not The Spy Who Loved Me.....STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!!

[@moewishaw]

Hahaha one of the best Alan Partridge scenes ever.

[@Jonp1895]

ooh bit of bush

[@Steve-gc5nt]

Somethings come up.

[@felicity4711]

He finally got to have his James Bond night and he didn’t even get to watch James Bond movies! Nice to see the return of Tex, though

[@aagrille7222]

Goldfingaaaaar 😂 😂

[@newtheory785]

Sunny Delight?

[@silentbob82]

A giant Michael Bolton lookalike in a tight vest throwing an oven over bales of hay! Funny description yes, but also what actual Strongman contests actually do!

[@vidj1628]

“Oh god, James Bond’s going to die, he’s going to die!”

[@theresajv5055]

Lynn is one of the best characters in the history of television.

[@ma-moomoo]

You reckon? Lynn couldn't present... A cat

[@violent_world]

'' oouh bit 'a bush.

[@boydegg]

and the air bass guitar scene :)

[@JoeStunner]

"Glang! Langalangalangalangalangalang…langalang… Nobody does it better…"

[@alexnorman4919]

Next up after the adverts we will be talking to Norfolk's youngest butcher. Jurassic Park..... First class.

[@steffanhoffmann]

He'd never get away with this now. Why? Because we've 🇬🇧 been shagged over by 🇺🇸 bloody woke. A-haaaaaa!

[@osakasewers]

Sonia thinks he's hilarious!! He's actually found a woman that thinks he's amazing.

[@KrillLiberator]

And he totally abuses and neglects her. What a fuckwit.

[@RichardB42]

"There's a man there, he's Russian, he's got eyebrows, you know..."

[@myscrnnm]

Am I the only one who thought they were in an RV at first? That place is so small!

[@garethdwright91]

They're in a static caravan. All sat on the banquette.

[@Stenbrotsgatan]

So funny...he's completely describing everything of the first 10 mins of the movie.

[@jakeanslow1111]

Not very happy about this

[@zufgh]

Legs go right apart! Ooh what was that!? TOO LATE!

[@hithere6303]

Michaelll MICHAELLLLL 😂😂

[@RIMJANESSOHMALOOG]

yea...nobody noticed that before...wat the fuck with sumbarine???? is that a slang for submarine?

[@robertpeston6692]

Lemon piping!!

[@willhewitt1649]

CLANG...CLANG-A-LANG-A-LANG...CLANG-A-LANG!!

[@robertsmith3672]

Question for Lynne's boyfriend. Are you the farmer ? We came on holiday by accident .

[@smiffjam]

Peter Serafinowicz wants you to give him more credit and learn how to spell his name.

[@alanmurray5963]

Stop talking about American things....

[@frankspencer6935]

The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps is better than some of the newer Bonds.

[@csllover]

"Goldfing-AAAAAAAAA!"

[@Stanners01]

what was that. ooooh too late hahahahahahahaha

[@gregbradshaw7220]

What a whole sumbarine? You’re joking

[@supersnakeboi]

1:02 is when my friend says Daniel Craig gunbarels are good

[@chelseatv9880]

Do not go in bus lane you get fuckkked by robbing bar stewards

[@DuderinoDeux]

I nearly split my sides when I first saw this. Dan's a great man.....

[@RAIDOVERMOSCOW1]

Bit 'o bush 😅

[@warlockofwordsreturnsrb4358]

OOh.