Ready or Not is Hauntingly Hilarious

[@bigslorbsofkyrgyzstan5541]

2:40 this has to be one of my favorite maps because when watching youtubers play it they're always having a good time at first and then they explore more of the map and realize "wait this is actually really messed up"

[@hardie231]

Someone had to make that map and design/draw the stuff in it. Too far in my opinion.

[@ukownphantomGrin]

@@hardie231 Is real life too far?

[@hardie231]

@@ukownphantomGrin ITs a videogame lmfao. Its not real life, nor is it supposed to be.

[@ukownphantomGrin]

@@hardie231 exactly so why too far?

[@Tap2Shoot]

I haven't played much of that map whats the bad part?

[@Bonk2027]

I have been waiting for him to play this again. Absolute blast just watching them try to be tactical

[@MaWka_Ch.]

*try*

[@CashOut670]

*try*

[@sergiodominguez3937]

*try*

[@gulkodanila]

There’s a couple of full streams on his + channel Around of 5 more hours of this game

[@albedokreideprinz1012]

try

[@corcotepu1]

The Ulvade PD callout hit me like a truck damn lmao

[@alyssamcfarland4747]

What's fucked us that I was thinking of it the same time he said it (I'm from texas) and was like :0 didn't realize that Ulvade was known outside of texas.

[@AbrIckWaII]

@@alyssamcfarland4747 everyone knows ulvade. It's used as a prime example of what NOT to do when there's an active shooter.

[@plaguedronin9129]

As a Texan from Uvalde I approve

[@alyssamcfarland4747]

@A brick wall That makes complete sense, I just meant that Texas has a tendency to be self involved so alot of stuff on our news is focused on Texas and like 5% other states

[@avionrico6941]

@@AbrIckWaII Yeah, that was bad. I'm really glad the Police Chief (Who was the one that stopped the officers from entering for like 2 hours) stepped down

[@TheTommyTrials]

11:41 scared me more than it should have 😂 Very clever sneaky edit!

[@Spidey11212]

Bro I thought I was the only one that got scared

[@bo87_wow]

FR 💀 I almost pissed my pants

[@nugnugz_3842]

OH MY GOSH I JUST GOT SCARED BY THAT 😂

[@InsanePigeon]

The fight or flight triggered for a second there

[@GunnarGoodell]

Got so scared I forgot they weren’t playing backrooms and they have guns

[@elitely6748]

I think it's almost guaranteed for one of the fellas to commit a war crime in a Ready Or Not video.

[@tactical_rooster]

I think I commited it too

[@cloroxusthestainlessone4324]

It's not a war crime on home soil

[@chainsawpanda2]

some say it could be called a felony XD

[@_Dz9_]

It's not a war crime if you're not at war

[@albadude1922]

I like war crimes

[@MrKrimson]

its crazy how seeing the stream overlay makes me extra excited - we get the edited hyper funny first, then in a few months we get the behind the scenes chill stuff which we ALSO love cause it doesnt have to be funny to be entertaining :)

[@potatoman9872]

7:40 me at a sleepover when my friend forgets to give me a blanket

[@bread3448]

every time

[@shailajacibs5034]

I love the Ready or Not series😂,i always expect Matt to kill a citizen instantly

[@davingraham1462]

Matts not in this video

[@anthonyayers6506]

@@davingraham1462 i think they said that before the video started

[@davingraham1462]

@@anthonyayers6506 I know that. He didn't

[@eol251]

@@davingraham1462 She said before the video started

[@Team_Svitko]

or for someone to get pepper sprayed

[@MNDO]

We love smitty when he uploads

[@josecastaneda8775]

Strictly when he uploads

[@f4jnt]

but ONLY when he uploads, we hate him when he doesn't.

[@drearysol]

specifically when he uploads

[@Single-Till-i-die]

Right. I fucking hate him when he doesn't upload.

[@angelaplays]

Only when he uploads

[@FinalQueue007]

If i remember correctly this map has a dark lore, also the fact the note at 6:44 says that and then when you go down the stairs its a feet pic competition is just creepy to all hell 😂

[@unknownautistico2658]

Yes it has a child trafficking basement

[@ButtersqauchE]

Nah, it’s just a tad worse than a feet pic competition. Has to do with young kids

[@Kibbinz]

A feet pic competition in the children's entrance.

[@Auriacularia]

@@ButtersqauchEjesus christ

[@clichewatermelon3279]

Pretty sure you’re hunting pedos. And the armed dudes are the pedos private security

[@NamelessGamer29]

11:11 Planting bombs in hospitals and disguising as doctors. This is straight up the final act of The Dark Knight

[@Ronin-en6hm]

The music in the nightclub mission is an absolute banger, would love to see more ready or not

[@ComfortsSpecter]

18:00 “What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?”

[@_zealos_8213]

Smii7y: "Oh my god! They put an Active Shooter mission in this game!?!" Also Smii7y and crew: *_"STOP RESISTING!!!"_*

[@jacksmiley3959]

9:35 I knew it was coming, but I still spit out my cereal

[@ttantrum7948]

1:45 I'm so glad that smiii7y immediately thought "no full auto in buildings!" also lol

[@PhoebusA]

9:00 I think they’d be better classified as *“Spirit Free-ers”*

[@Anonymous-73]

Free birds

[@escobariomario4913]

13:59 - “Ruh roh Remmy nooo” 😂

[@centri_3]

this makes my decomposing body happy, I love watching smitty

[@kindcat1963]

be ready for the meat harvest

[@dzaesonp8599]

Rot

[@anonymousnlonely3315]

@@kindcat1963 you aren’t ready

[@kindcat1963]

@@anonymousnlonely3315 *tears off skin cutely*

[@anonymousnlonely3315]

@@kindcat1963 *what*

[@rottenpotatoexe]

at this point smii7y is just an american version of sovietwomble

[@_Apollo97_]

Canadian👍

[@rottenpotatoexe]

@@_Apollo97_ my bad on dat..

[@_Apollo97_]

@@rottenpotatoexe you're all good I'm just messing👌

[@TheDonsLTD]

@@_Apollo97_na is american

[@zandersmith9291]

he is canadian thedons_-gn9qw

[@leohernandez8913]

3:22 they violated his entire existence

[@pesoen]

21:00 i love how it says pull, smii7y kicks it, and it opens the wrong way.. game of the year material right there.

[@deeznustincorporated332]

You kick it multiple times, his teammate opened it first.

[@sarandipity6894]

Smii7y be like : " there's a lot of cock paraphernalia on this map" also Smii7y: @3:45 *just stares nonchalantly at a photograph of a person in suspended bondage*

[@pauljackson171]

16:24 actually mid typical (US wise), having worked in sortation before, was at a location ~6x as big. Walking end to end one go was ~15 minutes.

[@SupBros2]

15:30 I definitely thought Smiity was talking about the hostages

[@bararaza]

11:41 ayo, a smiler in the corner! love the editing with such details!

[@zeroxfire75]

I like how the catchphrase for the chips labled dick's was "you've tasted" having their chips as "you've tasted dick's"

[@anonymousnlonely3315]

*I’ve tasted them alright-*

[@zeroxfire75]

@@anonymousnlonely3315 lmao

[@AlgorithmicPolicyIndex]

I remember playing the cabin map the moment they released it in the early access branch. Then I died of laughter when I watched him roll on the ground, because someone modeled their donger

[@wazzupcutty6984]

Doing the nightclub map on stream is bold

[@NBA_Pablo]

The hospital map is even bolder

[@josephbansemer2884]

The birthday party is the boldest

[@Scooter227]

the daycare map is the dark souls boss of bold

[@jessthomas3910]

10:00 "As if this day wasn't traumatizing enough for you." REMEMBER MIDDLE SCHOOL NERD? IT'S SWIRLY TIME!!!

[@BiggKaiser]

The uvalde call out is insane! Great video smi77y

[@3rbl459]

9:34 😂not the uval police 😂

[@charlessaint7926]

Criminals, "Stay back! We have hostages, and we'll kill them if you don't meet our demands! We want a chopper..." Police chief, "We only negotiate in one way, lay down your arms and surrender, now! You have one minute! If you don't, we send in The Milk Bag and the Goons!" Criminals, "Please, no!" Hostages, "Please, no!"

[@anonymousnlonely3315]

**gets sent in anyway**

[@charlessaint7926]

@@anonymousnlonely3315 Blarg, "This is what I call a *target rich environment!* "

[@anonymousnlonely3315]

@@charlessaint7926 **gunshots**

[@takkarsasori8961]

@@charlessaint7926 idunno why i pictured soup full on tackling the criminals. mcnasty just cussing slurs doo playing a guitar rift and blarg just being blarg.

[@charlessaint7926]

@@takkarsasori8961 In other words "standard protocol for Goons".

[@kuramamastah5270]

Kids: Major R4c1st, save us!! Major-R: shut up you ni-

[@fleepz3866]

6:44 was so much funnier to me then it should have, just seeing him start to go to the stairs instead of the door lol

[@Silent-Cat]

give away is fake

[@fleepz3866]

@@Silent-Cat I know lol

[@Silent-Cat]

@@fleepz3866 i used to be: cats are da best

[@EricEgot]

7:38 "when you forget to give the homies a blanket"

[@andrewdonaldson3281]

I've been waiting for them to continue this series, I'm glad they did. It's always fun to watch

[@geryancat6880]

one of the best starts of my day man thanks XDDD

[@marvel8127]

Know it’s going to be a good day when smii7y uploads

[@jrider9168]

19:03 "I don't have a mustard stain, I have a ketchup stain" I wish that was the quote

[@hunterasbury6529]

9:05 call him a spirit freer

[@timelessdestinydaassassin5175]

As a Texan from Uvalde, I approve of the joke made on 9:30

[@GolenCheeseIt]

Dr. Strange: *removes bullet from someone's brain* Card: *declines* Dr. Strange: 11:00

[@zechariah22]

No no, he was supposed to pew pew the guy and then yell "stop resisting"

[@SpecOps1]

I’ve waited so long… ready or not is how I discovered Smii7y. And I’m super happy to see it back

[@deanb6899]

"Suspect is down, but breathing." Shotgun: *BRRRRR*

[@djtabor]

21:17 average convenience store in America

[@sparkbreaker4468]

2:28 "make sure it's closed casket" 😂😂 that had me dying laughing.

[@priestgaming7374]

7:14 "? You threw a fla-" BANG! xD

[@chaosmiles07]

18:12 What a great clip to take out of context...

[@SkullSkelleton]

😂 fr tho

[@doviddeitsch8041]

The station wagon at 17:37 had me like “a platypus station wagon? PERRY THE PLATYPUS STATION WAGON!?””

[@Daddy_Efr]

i love y’all playing this game

[@nemesis3329]

TactiClowns are back in town!!!

[@Shinransa]

SMii7Y: How did that kill you?! Also SMii7Y a few seconds before that: *shoots him in the leg/knee which is the fastest way to bleed out if it hits the femoral artery*

[@FierceDeity35]

"Shoot him in the leg" *suspect died in one shot*

[@zero1324r]

12:46 The execution.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@speedycoco]

the bit at 15:11 was so funny lmao

[@VIXHIX]

imagine skipping ahead on the video

[@speedycoco]

@@VIXHIX im not gonna lie i just picked a random time in the vid

[@drearysol]

@@speedycoco atleast he's honest

[@Federal.buerau_of_silly]

Finally i found something good

[@LtThisty]

4:30 SMii7y: Sector is clear His Friends: NOT CLEAR NOT CLEAR

[@GasterGames]

Anytime I’m feeling down😢 I just watch Smii7y ready or not…thank you so much for your hard work! Keep going your doing amazing!🤩 No matter what I’ll always enjoy ur vids

[@scorpionyt4598]

8:54 in the last mission he was like 2 doors away from something TRUELY fucked

[@scorpionyt4598]

@Textthenumberabover....... ur cringe

[@YaHomieScooty]

I love the smell of fresh war crimes in the morning

[@eliasspn]

I've never even watched youtube on a regular basis until I started watching smitty god damn he good.

[@NickTheShark_]

Ready or not is some of the funniest videos you make keep up the good work 👍

[@ethanpeters4719]

I think these 4 are my favorite crew to watch together plus maybe Blarg

[@justahuman2002]

21:04 why did the door open like that if it was pull😂

[@NorthernLaw_]

This game gets better and better

[@bodhithekid5899]

“Let’s go ruined a birthday party” ohh if only it was a birthday party 😔

[@sussyman9034]

The ready or not videos are the best.

[@coolit1234]

“Oh your talking about packages”😂

[@Typesh412]

i have not even watched the video but im already laughing

[@tayasmissing]

was literally looking for something to watch and you freaking upload lessssss gooooo

[@anzaca1]

9:23 That moment when four idiots are a more effective response to a active shooter situation than professional cops!

[@hamguy9401]

3:21 i love how he says "GET ON THE GROUND" and keeps shooting like 5 seconds after hes clearly dead

[@elijahcuevas3805]

9:30 I mean Eli has a point

[@MininnguaqBroberg]

0:12 I love that he just said "Me and my friends get up to while me play this game." Good English XD

[@dani-rose420]

Hope you’re doing okay ! We all love you and the content you produce for us :)

[@UndeadBlueTounge]

The perfect amount of choas for bed.

[@DerPlagueDoctor]

0:01 Germans entering Paris be like

[@missdire]

Not going to lie - Smitty going full John Wick is kind of hot. 😅

[@anonymoususer8967]

11:52 someone needs to animate this and muffle their voices

[@MathiasGreenwalde]

7:39 Whenever you sleep over at a friends house and they dont give you a blanket.

[@kuakol]

smitty and co turning ready or not into intrusive thoughts simulator

[@alexlindner2009]

I dont know if you know, but they will add a school map in this game.

[@rav_0123]

6:09 yo I think smii7y forgot to censor the painting...🤨

[@Bigpoppawheely]

"Ill stand here in the corner. I cant look" stares at a bdsm picture

[@whomidity3953]

24:06 lowkey cold af

[@hyperamerican5175]

7:41 when you sleep at a friends house but forget to ask for a blanket

[@ozitona7704]

5:42 Alec Baldwin moment right here

[@SilverFang95]

"Estate" brought back so many memories! Holy shit!

[@cloudidn]

21:56 Let's hope this is not another prediction

[@SneakySamruaiOfDeath]

The silence was so damn loud

[@ThaLuxky]

3:20 smi77y gets shot and everyone went into attack mode immediately, then jokes after the enemy is dead lmao real friends

[@hypertank5646]

P.O.V. the A.T.F.

[@mizterperfecto1012]

7:16 “you threw a fla-“🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@waffles9304]

This game is honestly so fun. It's also depressing how dark the game is tho

[@2jdestrodegr15]

10:38 In Lego city?

[@jplr6149]

love your videos man😆

[@KingJojoB]

If you didn’t come from tiktok raise your hand 🤚🏽

[@giansandermayol8731]

Bot

[@goodguyguy5022]

Another bot

[@iaminyourwalls.]

🤚

[@rorywatt9752]

Mass reporting bots time

[@ForgeIs2Fast4U]

Bot

[@bbbiiirrrbbb]

24:22 "he didn't die (Ed) She-ran"

[@iminyourcloset17]

I am in your closet

[@bluscout1857]

🙀

[@Shoto203]

Nuh uh

[@kileysimon7447]

Imagine being on KZbin for two years and have no subscribers

[@thatoneamerican256]

@@kileysimon7447shut up, you have five

[@Trans_kirby_enthusiast]

@@kileysimon7447imagine giving a shit about subscribers

[@istvantoth1999]

3:29 Maybe I should not have laughted at this as hard as I did.