"So Imagine You're 13..." (ft. Emiru)

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[@davesprivatelounge]

Nick holding back the PogOs for his daughter FeelsStrongMan

[@dino4447]

PogO Dave

[@dankmemester1066]

i think he actively avoids pogoing with emiru (like as a professional thing, since they're both in otk i guess). it sort of highlights how his pogos are entirely content/jokes.

[@BS-nt9oc]

Emiru is so PogO….she was totally testing him. ~ “My stomach feels glazed”…check the vod. Invite Emi out more…im actually starting to believe her confession at the meeting….

[@totallynormalasmrchannel]

@@BS-nt9oc what confession?

[@kayoooy8359]

HUH

[@XanderFenikkusu]

I'm honestly jealous of the BBQ they had at the end of the stream. That looked amazing.

[@Martinleyes21]

4Ton Chills

[@natsumesflowers7152]

Just order some then 4Head

[@AdamsYoutubeAccount]

Almost makes living in Texas worth it

[@CloudXena]

4Ton same man

[@sah_hill]

american food is something else man

[@KevinBowie]

Nick: we specialize in like.. Malena: Sexual harassment. Emiru: 👀.

[@DerDean_HD]

Best part of the entire video

[@taxinvasion260]

"It ain't safe for you right now, chief."

[@brandonmunro1332]

And now we know thats true lol

[@prajwalutsahi1920]

Didn't age

[@ArcDeity]

​@@prajwalutsahi1920 what happend

[@oscarj.garcia154]

That babysitter joke was funny lmao!

[@ovs4744]

Nick has nothing to worry about, Dyrus on the other hand tho…

[@sercanerkan97]

@@ovs4744 ?

[@DaFifaKid]

nicks joke about the rib looking so good was hilarious "this rib has an instagram it looks so good"

[@brucewayne2184]

I think they did meet when she was 16 or something

[@Ari-ne2yb]

@@brucewayne2184 17

[@dino4447]

Bro you could literally just have 10 minutes of nick laughing, it's so contagious 😂

[@justaweeb14688]

If Malena sat in the front seat and emiru at the back, it would look like a family

[@sandcrack0873]

Uh oh mom and dad are fighting again

[@randomguy123playsgames]

Nick trying his best to not be his usual self lmao

[@loveoffilm4327]

This was like playing a game on hard mode Malena not being angry and Nick not being PogO but still both being entertaining

[@FluffyFluffles]

"We specialize in sexual harassment"

[@davesprivatelounge]

So nice of NickMalena to drop their daughter off at school

[@VictreebelTV]

non PogO nick is still very funny, such a chill stream and very refreshing!

[@himxki]

Must've been tough for nick This is the most civilized I feel his been

[@Miphos]

every word she speaks she sounds like she's on the verge of crying

[@Jobe-13]

Emiru is super cool. She cosplays so much she’s become a real life anime character.

[@XxUniqueRebelxX]

u mean he bdcomes a realife girl

[@tehonionpotato6364]

This is such a bizarre statement

[@usser1138]

??? have you never seen an asian person before

[@leoortiiiz]

🤨

[@houseking9211]

@@usser1138 I feel like mixed east asian/white people look more like anime characters than 100% asian people

[@GavinRamonShow]

Emiru is such a nice person and always comes over as polite. Cool chick

[@bradf1467]

Just watching these in car steams requires a lipid test.

[@swervoobands]

As a representative of the black people I accept you nmp 🤣

[@ignorantpost6051]

As a representative of the white people I also accept you nmp

[@dalvarez-wd3kx]

As a representative of the Mexican people I accept you nmp

[@dozenmate3176]

As a representative of the Arabs we accept you nick

[@adamj517]

As a representative of the Caribbean people I accept you NMP

[@nonpondo_]

As a representative of the Canadian people, were reviewing your application nmp

[@big4headedGangster]

This was a good highlight video. EMiru is funny

[@mikem1435]

I lost it at the end.. "We specialize in..uhhh" "Sexual harrassment"

[@Rune__]

👁👁

[@ohmielevisope4237]

No we dont

[@kingnido]

I look forward to more collabs with Emi!

[@archiepratt4654]

0:49 did I hear a Kansas accent ☺️

[@kaji2080]

literally my fav video nick and melena have ever made

[@calebbrown9584]

That clint "nmp being PogO" stevens, thats quality.

[@MROIY]

An ad for ‘Tribal Chimp’ before Nick’s video. Hahaha

[@xSWAGx]

The youtube keeps getting better & better.

[@jeffreyharold4295]

I just love Nicks fantasies and that he's a creeepy guy

[@xPOWERx-ne1jr]

I think its all just his on stream personality and hes just a pretty normal, lazy dude off stream

[@alkaliaurange]

It's his brand

[@bananaboyTS]

@@alkaliaurange but being on the spectrum certainly helps

[@alkaliaurange]

@@bananaboyTS trueeeeeeeeeee

[@newtypeJP]

damn emi has some fine taste in car selection. i could see her driving a miata rf or a gr86

[@MROIY]

The fact they were able to eat all of this in car. Impressive.

[@SlyApex]

That food looked FUEEGGGGG

[@360Fov]

ive never seen an episode of spongebob in my life, it can't be that rare

[@Enfrox]

Emi use that hand position like Mizkif xD

[@godfryopa339]

it's the Simply effect

[@69605]

wake me up when theres a timeframe for when the title happens

[@raziel1178]

I think Malena is pretty good at switching styles with Nick.

[@johncoxmastercartoonist9390]

I LOVE Emiru's outfit! She was wearing the top half of that (with pajama pants for the bottom half) in the very first clips I ever watched of her. Kinda reminds me of Mary from The She-Stooges when she pairs it with the plaid miniskirt, it's just a super cute look.

[@Kenfucije]

This is a random question, but how much would that food cost? I have no concept of how much food in America costs, but that stuff looked divine.

[@sokkkkkkkkkk]

5:51 Wow, I thought I was the only one who could bend my finger like that. At school, the whole class went crazy when I did this.

[@blank5432]

no weirdo

[@NoName1462]

Same, classmates would ask me to do shit with my fingers daily I felt like a circus clown

[@jiberaldo4343]

Honestly, Malena's PogO wasn't bad.

[@nicolasa.3192]

Emiru liking Chevy Corvettes and Lotus Emira's is not on brand at all and I love it

[@Ninjuhhz]

Nicholas Polom and Emily Schunk this is gonna be a good one 😈

[@FallenSkater1940]

Nick hit the nail on the head when he was talking about being mixed race.

[@deeznutz8320]

Nick is mixed race?

[@Jobe-13]

Ghost ridin the Whip! Crazy Taxi!

[@neonguts_]

Terry Black BBQ is so fire. I had it when I visited Austin

[@TheNatakira]

good episode, cheers guys

[@tonerc.8191]

That ending. lol

[@Gue57]

Honestly as a former chef, Texas BBQ cooked and eaten in Texas, is at this stage like my personal Mecca. Not lying! I gotta try it at least once

[@Tny913]

Favourite video for a while Loved it

[@babboonbutts]

I cannot wait to go to Texas just to try there BBQ

[@jackodonnell9685]

"Do you not bang on his door?" "I did he says: 'go away' XD

[@ElPapitoPapi]

Nick was really trying his best at being as normal as possible

[@ruyacloud9016]

That’s how u can tell they’re not really friends

[@ruyacloud9016]

@DonrixLa “they don’t know each other that well” hence why I said they’re not really friends.

[@chypres89]

The PogO moments kills me.

[@knasigboll]

Emiru is so emotive, it's so funny seeing her react to weird shit

[@Vogue69]

that BBQ at the would cost like 200 dollars if you got that here in Switzerland

[@trueblue6424]

I love NMP 💀💀💀

[@ItsAkile]

Always nice to hear someone's experience not getting to watch much TV as a child, thats pretty good parenting

[@Rune__]

Horrendous parenting Let your kid do whatever he/she so chooses Just because the parents doesn’t like television shouldn’t mean the child have to suffer a life without entertainment What’s next deny the child to experience drugs? LAME You haven’t experienced real life if you haven’t received some good ass dome after being three snorts of Molly into the night You are a fool, i pity the fool

[@alkaliaurange]

As an asian, I think it was pretty common. Considering non-cable TV was a premium in those days too

[@yahzzie]

8:10 people say I'm not Mexican enough because I'm not as tan as they'd like and I don't speak spanish. Like sorry I can't fit your standards on what you think is Mexican, but it's part of my ancestry, and I'm happy with being Mexican.

[@zenthious666]

That's over $120 of BBQ with the sides lol...

[@unknownplite]

My dad and uncle beat that place in a barbecue competition a few years ago. They’ve won allot of them.

[@kimchigrafx9216]

Only a matter of time until the PogO Dam breaks with Emi

[@justagarlic]

what an ending on a video :D

[@trogenhammer87]

magic finger....she's a witch go get the fire wood

[@MROIY]

I’m glad they finally introduced Emiru to Austin cuisine.

[@MROIY]

I’ve been waiting for this video to be made.

[@toml3051]

Well now I want Texas bbq thanks for that....

[@prankcing3322]

emuru so cute

[@MROIY]

15:36 I thought it was going to be Franklin’s or Cooper’s BBQ

[@NOUV3LL3]

9:30 they were at The Itis

[@mypfpiswhatourphonesees4294]

The food looks amazing

[@Gamer-hy8ld]

Megan is the name of Nick's sister

[@Xanninja]

1:13 Felt a lil too unscripted and real 😭😭🥴 monkaS

[@KL-dy8oi]

Feel bad for soda😢

[@markishbasedgod5251]

Ahaha thumbnail game on point

[@davesprivatelounge]

5:12 That sounds a lot like Nick Hmm

[@notobama9215]

All of a sudden my name is dedo

[@kjy112]

Damn that Texas bbq looking good as hell foreal.

[@kaiden2003]

Nick was there when Malena was born

[@Furiac.]

Editors went too far with this title

[@KVenturi]

John Xi-na

[@BenjiPrice502]

Nick letting people eat in his GTR gives me anxiety.

[@masupilami1784]

Malena is fucking Hilarius just naturally but she cant force it ore she gets BOOOed xD

[@philiplee1119]

yeah that pogo joke nick set up was really forced so it wasnt as good. i bet if the convo played out naturally she couldve said a zinger and it wouldve been funny and chat wouldve been hollering

[@powerups5796]

dude thats something nick and eedo have in common

[@themadcat5288]

Man, Nick, Malena and Emiru are just the best possible trio, if Nick and Malena's personalities mesh well, Emiru is the third perfect dose

[@turtleburglary1141]

[@xandersoriano201]

I felt driving Nmplol's and Melina"s Daughter to Car shop

[@CarminaMoraTheArtist]

i had to close out of the video, i was getting too fucking hungry

[@Scrappy__KFC]

5:19 ain't no way she actually said that

[@KVenturi]

Emiru does look like they're daughter PogO

[@kryptogpk841]

Yk some of the things Nick says could make it so easy for him too be cancelled 💀 but I love his content funny and a nice guy

[@marx3n786]

im watching this while camp knut is going on. for a second i was shocked he cheated so hard on the diet

[@desconhecidoasljhndkajhdba7143]

5:50 something about that finger looked very familiar to me, and i just saw that i can do that aswell xD

[@MROIY]

11:57 Emi’s grandma voice

[@Greg_Stache]

That “Fat Elvis” smh just looking at it made my heart skip a few beats.

[@MrKaidalen]

I don;t watch twitch streamers, or any streamers really, I have in the past, that is how i know them, but damn is Emiru gorgeous.

[@BlitzKnow]

I could watch Nick driving around the whole day, it's more satisfying than p0rn

[@blackgatecertified6952]

U might as well use the actual O

[@BlitzKnow]

@@blackgatecertified6952 and then get auto removed by youtube

[@Killerxrt2]

Megan's reaction to this video o.0

[@ILoveCiniminis]

This video made me fucking hungry

[@beargrillz613]

As a person that lives in switerland... i have to say. no wonder NA people are the way they are.

[@Silmarieni1]

This is what heart disease tastes like.

[@SergH.]

Bro where I live has no bbq

[@dumdumbringgumgum2940]

how do you panic and forget who you are?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alfredenglund]

that bbq stuff was honestly the only american shit i would eat, looks soooooo goood just hope it's not covered in sugar

[@jackdanksterdawson112]

Das Texas bbq for ya

[@sweetieswifey627]

I can also do thr thumb thing, it does freak people out yes