I can't believe Asmongold has been eating this...

[@momatotsosrorudodi]

I wish OTK did a skit where Asmon does a fake house tour of his mansion where it's fully staffed and one of the rooms lead to the his attic room that's carefully maintained by a team of movie set makers. And he pretends he's extremely snobby and clean, and afraid of rotten food and sensitive to smell. So all of the trash is just props.

[@mdamon06]

this would legit be GOLD and is a really good idea

[@TheJordanK]

Low key genius idea. SNL wishes it was this good.

[@louberry1512]

This would be epic

[@SentinalSlice]

Hilarious

[@drewtate5409]

He doesn't buy a 20 dll steak. You think he would throw away his money doing that? 😂

[@some-nerd]

Asmond is hilarious. This is like 90% reality and 10% him knowing exactly what he’s doing.

[@TheGamer-bf5wm]

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name (Asmon!)

[@kuivia]

Like.. either he's actually this weird or he's the best method actor on the whole planet seeing as he's like this at all times on camera pretty much I can't tell what's crazier 😅😅

[@sethtone8634]

I think its the other way around...10% reality 90% him knowing. After the stream he tosses that B#@$ in the trash drives to his Real 1 million dollar house and has his super hot double D wife cook him real food.

[@bathsaltshero]

@@kuivia this is him being asmon not zack - if u want to see zack he has a separate twitch for that - he's more low energy there but tbh the differences in persona of asmon and zack are quite subtle XD

[@RobinLandman]

@@kuivia He's just like this, but he knows it and just milks the shit out of it.

[@bookies24k8]

i've probably seen this $2 steak video 40 times now, because i watched the original, and every time i see someone's reaction to it i watch it, and then I watch Asmongold's reaction to their reaction. this Steak is just a never-ending content train and it somehow never gets old.

[@stevenwilson5556]

I don't know how much money he makes from streaming and content creation, but man, I don't think it would matter. He just likes to live simple and cheap and he does it so well.

[@Bmax24]

Asmon is a literal gem. Guy is so damn funny and just does shit his own way. Simple man. Can’t do anything but respect him

[@MrOrangeonion]

I like that he doesnt let society scare him into following the norm.

[@MrOrangeonion]

@@FreakoutCentralF Im just saying what i like, now i do think hes a serial killer.

[@MinnWasTaken]

@@FreakoutCentralF Except they're not millionaires

[@phil6844]

You misspelled Germ.

[@DonZuanDeLaNooch]

He could stream him cooking his steak every time and I’d watch, same steak same potato

[@darknight602]

Same, for some reason lol

[@trythis2006]

he is just an entertaining god

[@frostystorm87]

It's a good quick stream

[@lizardman1303]

Think it might be a crossrib

[@dissonantchaos7724]

Sounds like you live an exciting life

[@whoopsie321]

The amount of people actually trying this is pretty insane. Gigachad Asmon living a simple but humble life.

[@LogiMack]

Chance laughs but he doesn't realize he is almost as degen as asmon, just spends his money unlike asmon. Imagine how dirty chances house would be if he didn't have maids or malena living with him.

[@darknight602]

It’d be the same situation Asmon is just smarter lol

[@zulawoo]

He knows

[@kapuseta]

That's like saying "you, too, would have shit in your pants if you didn't go to the toilet" He's not as degen because he has outsourced his problem, whereas Asmon refuses to deal with his

[@LogiMack]

@@kapuseta asmon is stubborn and refuses to do things differently

[@Memoop-iz6vk]

Bro prime Mitch Jones was just as bad if not worse than Mitch Jones

[@SkoRnAlmighty]

Asmon: This belt dropped in X expansion from X boss in X raid and is a colour variant of x obscure piece from 10 years ago Also Asmon: I like steak because steak

[@xCourie]

Bro This gives me Bob Ross vibes. He's so genuine and calm confident. Asmon is a true treasure.

[@Eaglebrace]

I like how people in the comment chat are; if you are a millionaire you gotta waste money, get big mansion, expensive accessories, swimming pool. But Asmon looks to be a guy that wants to live in a decent / common lifestyle because he seams to have no desire to change it and looks to be comfortable / happy bout it. I hope Asmon do more videos like these because they are funny and for some reason wholesome lol.

[@Mike-pn8ln]

I think the main reason he doesn't ball out is because he's too lazy to go spend the money lol

[@TomZonk]

Living like a hoarder is "decent" to you? His teeth rotting and almost one shotting him is decent too? Waiting on chat to point out that his finger injury from 1 year ago needs to be checked out is decent? Wholesome is when he drops from a stroke.

[@ozyssah]

Tbh i dont see him spending little money as a problem, its more the fact that he's just dirty af for no reason

[@maltesre9032]

No hes just lazy af lol

[@captaincvo]

​@@TomZonk Yeah how dare Martin, in a KZbin clip of Soda watching a video, not know all of the lore behind Asmongolds health? When he said "looks to be a guy who" that was such a heavy handed and factual assessment of Asmon's lifestyle that it just desperately needed correction. You showed him Tom!!

[@vornamenachname1120]

Cant believe how many times i watched him cooking a steak already, the original video some vegan chick reacting on it and another dude who makes steak reacted on him aswell and now im here. Classic already 😂

[@Buufpaqq]

Same here man ill never forget how to cook a steak 😂

[@ddasdgfhfghfg8255]

Same, literally watched asmongold react to 2 videos of himself reacting to reactions (Reactception) and now im here.

[@zippo718]

Dont forget to check out Nmp recreating the steak

[@drinkswatere]

I’ve watched all those too as well as nmplol recreating it lol

[@Bmax24]

Lol me too bro. I’ve now seen this like 5 times

[@sampreece3900]

His mum always made him those steaks, too, so It probably has a special place in his heart. I wouldn't want to destroy that with better steaks, either.

[@MrBeetsGaming]

You know what's amazing microwaved is corn on the cob.... You cut the ends off and leave the husk on, microwave 3 minutes ish, flip and 3 more minutes and it's absolutely perfect.

[@stephenrogers981]

The fact he can do it dead pan, no emotion and doesn't break "character" is amazing.

[@stevenwilson5556]

I really think that is just him. I don't think he is putting on a character

[@sample.text.]

I don't think there is anyone like Asmon... i can't think of a single person. Dude is an enigma wrapped in a riddle. I love him.

[@lordzed83]

there is my old housemate. He lived on Chicken pate with bread exclusively for 5 years NO JOKE working as cad manager on 70k.

[@lordzed83]

Als You dont know ME and my ghetto steak kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXTboHaig7SSqNE once i tried this ended me firing up normal bbq for my daily steak.

[@gonadiator]

Tf i knew at least 10 kids exactly like him in high school

[@dotexe4981]

I don't know why but I like seeing Sodapoppin laugh

[@nightie1stan913]

You and me bo... oh shit, duolingo-bird just hit me up, gtg

[@MrOrangeonion]

Probs coz gay vibes.

[@sampreece3900]

a rare artifact.

[@emjayee]

I know this is upsetting but honestly chef Mic has a real role. I am a chef, I own a catering business. And the best way to make a bunch of tortillas is wrapped in wet paper towels in the microwave. There's no faster way to get a thousand tortillas soft and warm. Also an absolute banger for making a quick "baked" potato. It hurts but it's so facts 😭

[@aledmb]

I watch streamers on twitch since 2015 and I always knew who Asmon was but for some reason I never watched his streams or videos. Now I started watching his content and I think he might be the best streamer ever. I'm in love with his way of streaming. What a guy!

[@patyos2]

Asmongold is basically the walking stereotype of the stereotypical gamer

[@WardenOfTerra]

No way. He's transcended beyond being a gamer. He's an actual degenerate.

[@robbieboman1190]

Asmom is a bona-fide content genius lol

[@DoktorWieg]

I think one of Asmon's greatest talent is how he can pull off doing a video like that, even make funny little 'life story' moment in them and look completely serious all throughout of it. Even in his streams, when he goes and talks about some subject or reacts to something, some of his satirical comments come out so straight and without breaking that even though you know he's making a joke about it, someone who hasn't watched him before would likely think he was being dead serious.

[@Raezra]

The fact that I know none of this is fake makes it all the funnier. I'm excited for the next cooking with asmon video. Also him just speaking in facebook dad quotes is just icing on the steak.

[@Dramox.]

I think I have watched 6 different reactions to this video and it never gets old

[@Craider79]

@Sodapoppin You can cook a steak pretty well without know anything but this m8: 7/10 on stove heat. (High heat but not max) add a dollop of butter - doesn't need to be a precise amount. Let the butter fry until it stops "foaming" put a pinch of salt, pepper and garlic powder on each side of the steak - and no salting the meat before cooking it won't ruin it like some people think. Ask Gordon Ramsey. 😀 fry on each side for about 4-5 minutes for a "thick" steak. 3-4 if it's normal. 1 if it's an Asmon thicc steak! 😀 wrap in tin foil and let it rest for 10 minutes.

[@backlog2389]

Imagine being the plumber that went to Asmons home. The last thing you're thinking is "This guy is a millionaire".

[@77q7]

the funniest part is asmon is literally a MILLIONAIRE

[@MeldinX2]

You could tell be his living standards.

[@6Monto]

honestly if i were him i prob do the same...

[@darknight602]

I don’t find it funny at all. He’s happy

[@77q7]

@@darknight602 the funny part is all these other millionaires judging the man...they clearly dont know how to be happy without spending all their money

[@tsharpe4457]

multi*

[@stevenwilson5556]

Crazy how viral this video went. It's not just about him making a steak, it is about him being utterly relatable and real about it. It doesn't matter how much he makes off his stream he lives the same simple life without fuss or frills

[@pixel_pillow]

The amount of money he has gotten from this steak video could probably feed him with his cheap steaks for years

[@Titoppan]

Asmon has to be the simpliest guy ever exist. 🤣🤣

[@darknight602]

Nothing wrong with that

[@Soleon11]

You gotta get asmon to do the fruit-version of the soda-tasting competition!! He might get overwhelmed with vitamins but I still think he can take it

[@darknight602]

Agreed

[@darknight602]

Content waiting to happen haha

[@tardwrangler]

more vitamins in steak

[@aikentang]

It is now done my guy

[@mikenotta7079]

​@@tardwranglerand it isn't close!

[@biteofdog]

This just helped me realize that Chance would be just as malnourished as Zack if it weren't for his streamer roommates being decent cooks.

[@monnkey12]

One of the main reasons he’s still eating those is because it was what his mom made him. Gives him that nice nostalgia

[@notpostal]

its crazy how many people have never microwaved their potatoes lol it works perfectly fine

[@Mudpluggs]

yes bru, you take a decent sized spud, stab it from all angles and plop it in the microwave for 6 mins, turn it over, 6 more mins - best baked potato EU

[@audioaima2k893]

Very depressing way to have a potato, used to do it when dieting to avoid oils/fat from baking it or actually making it taste good.

[@johnwalker3602]

@@audioaima2k893 uhh, put it in boiling water instead?

[@audioaima2k893]

@@johnwalker3602 was years ago, no longer a concern tbh.

[@burrybondz225]

@@audioaima2k893 why were you avoiding fats and oils.

[@Luigispuge]

Soda you should do a video where you recreate this masterful meal

[@dylantheelephant]

these are like the steaks you get at waffle house at 4 am with a side of eggs, honestly not too bad

[@darknight602]

And it would be good

[@JGComments]

Yeah but Waffle House is cleaner than Asmon’s house 😂

[@dylantheelephant]

@@JGComments depends on the waffle house

[@DakotaZ162]

"And the reason you do that is because on the back of the bottle is says to do it" lol

[@rpg-adicous]

Asmon looks like he would enjoy beans and toast.

[@jabanan]

Asmon is one of the people that I know personally, its the type of person that does everything the same everyday for years, like with food. They eat the same thing everyday, I would get bored from that, so I cook plenty of foods, and then just mix them up, each week I eat something I've eaten before just in a different order. And then I add a new recipe. Its just insane how boring Asmons diet is.

[@yaopps4416]

Bro is an example of living too humble

[@narcozez]

Asmon is such a sweetheart ❤

[@unb3k44n7]

I think you're supposed to refrigerate that worchestershire sauce that you put away in a dry cabinet. It's an open bottle bro

[@kimikaze7337]

Those are called minute steaks and you only cook them for a minute, 30sec each side. They are great to spread any kind of flavoured cream cheese on or herb/garlic butter and roll them into rolls and cook them. Atleast they look like minute steaks.

[@wilwaycoholland4337]

If that steak is good enough for a multi-millionaire it's good enough for me.

[@chirsbom337]

I noticed some smugde and tried to clean my screen, but it was just some shit on Asmons door.

[@fizzy6705]

that steak was done 10 sec after he flipped it .

[@itstime5138]

Aside from the excessive seasoning, in terms of nutrition, this is perfectly fine and healthy food.

[@Woahthatisnotfair]

Idk how Asmon act like he doesn't know anything, but when he's debating he sounds like a lawyer from Harvard.

[@rowenspdx247]

Asmongold is literally the Ron Swanson of our generation

[@tygorton]

Not a chance. Ron wouldn't spend 30 seconds playing a game on a computer. Ron would also never eat a steak from a chain grocery store ... he'd likely buy a whole cow from a butcher OR raise and kill the cow himself. Microwaved potato? Come on... Ron wouldn't even own a microwave. Asmongold is about the polar opposite of Ron Swanson... except for one thing: his absolute chill factor.

[@ShhTime]

I'm still waiting for asmond to react to this video, that 2 dollar steak gave him so much content its insane

[@serenas5784]

I’ve watched so many react to this and it never gets old lol

[@bmw9616]

Some guy in chat said "It looks like Ghandi's flip flop.." 🤣 💀

[@jmkos86]

He said that steak was “emanating power”…on a power level scale as to when power levels mattered, that steak was emanating as much “power” as yamcha….matter of fact….that steak on the pan looked like the yamcha meme…

[@WardenOfTerra]

Asmongold has a high IQ, but his common sense is literally 0.

[@holeephuck4421]

I remember really not liking asmon when I first saw him a few years ago. But I love him now hes like the Tom green of twitch

[@Dankskees]

Calling him the Tom Green of twitch is the most accurate shit I've ever heard

[@phrike7588]

I'm still waiting for a video with Asmon where he tries different fruits and berries since he never had any. That would be the best video of the year.

[@matt2244]

The guy making that steak is a millionaire... and now we see why he is.

[@mcbeast83]

I'm pretty sure he brings up his left sleeve being rolled up in this video somewhere... Something to do with how he sleeps causes it to do that and stay rolled up that way on his left arm.

[@TheDeadStretch]

Legit you take that Steak chop it up and add some cheese whiz. Put it on a hogie roll you got yourself a min/maxed Philly Cheesesteak.

[@Winters_Blessing]

This man is the cutest being ever

[@spurs_7798]

He's laughing but he would live the same way if not for his maids.

[@Grimlock7]

This is so much like Henry's kitchen, when asmon stands there trying to find stuff to talk about and ramble awkwardly lmao

[@danteice2087]

Nothing wrong with thinner cuts of beef, Japan does this regularly and I see a lot more people praising their meats than other countries. That said, he probably spends more on his ziploc bags than the steaks. I live in Canadawhat he's buying there would be 25 dollars. Nerdage

[@zippo718]

The reason they cut wagyu steaks thinner is only specific to that type of beef and has no bearing on how other steaks should be cut. And you will never see a wagyu steak cut THAT thin because they should always be served medium rare, and like Chance said those paper-thin steaks would be well done the moment you put them on the pan.

[@danteice2087]

@@zippo718 you cut it even thinner than asmon did, and you can just dip it in your broth and its instant medium rare

[@sheadc13]

Ive watched asmon cook this steak like 4 times and its still entertaining, and i know how to cook

[@_Kitetsu]

Asmon is no degenerate. He is a Grand Master in Sarcasm, to a level beyond human understanding. Many do not even understand his humor... However, I am glad that you do. ;)

[@PotatoGodzilla]

Soda cooking pasta with bottled water and Asmon microwaves a potato. All I got to say *OTK Cooking competition* when?

[@timthetoolmantaylor9048]

Microwaving a potato is common all over, that's the least degen thing about the video

[@grumpykitten4890]

Cooking with Asmon. This guy reminds me of the troll under the bridge but much funnier.

[@MalcomMalediction]

I luv'd the part where he almost burnt the steak by putting it back on the heated stove loool. 17:00

[@ghostoftheeinzberncastle]

Asmongold: [eats steak] Sodapoppin: "Omg, I can't believe you've done this"

[@SirMeepAlot27]

My theory is he has a nice house, and this is his gamer house where he can indulge in full gamer degerancy

[@rasmuskjaerpoulsen]

Asmongold kind of sounded like "Soda" in that video in the closet at QTs party where she put a voice over. Atleast thats the vibes i got.

[@farfetchd3889]

This is like if a homeless person became rich then missed being homeless so lives like this

[@Iddy267]

your laugh seems honest at first but then it makes an abrupt end and it seems like you forgot that you laughed or something. Your face turns completely still after like 2 seconds.

[@Silversnows]

The friction from cutting that thin steak would be all it takes to cook it.

[@Xx420AvengerxX]

Kept yellin at my phone. "Boi turn that stove off".

[@Blandco]

It's interesting that with everything else he does in the video he only adds just enough butter to make the steak not stick to the pan. And no butter on the potato.

[@riotgear6891]

This is the dude who has never eaten a fruit.

[@Daniel-sp2fp]

he sounds like he's not trying to be funny but that's what makes it kinda funny

[@BarryDylan111]

My mental would just snap in half if I got used to living like he does.

[@marissa32]

The Pig & Whistle Inn music he used for his cooking show music rofl...

[@trickygnome6430]

honestly does not look to bad, some some good sauce and its go pretty good everyday meal with some sallad.

[@lance9249]

Truly amazes me the guy who only eats steak and potatoes has a kitchenaid blender must have been a Christmas gift he never used.

[@zeroThreeSixHD]

Just medium low cooked steak. Perfectly grey. Magnifique!

[@darkadia6520]

He's right though ever since I started getting ribeye and other big cuts there is no way I could ever go back to $2 steaks. If I ever did get paper thin steaks it would be to slice them up and throw them in a burrito or something.

[@tylercsm4690]

Everyone cooks potato in the microwave. Chat has just never ran a household lol.

[@freshstarter4174]

Quote of the year "Oh wow what a steak"... Such delivery.

[@TheRealTrucido]

5 minutes into the video you have to remember; this is a multi-millionaire. Hes living in absolute squaller. He should really hire a chef and or maid. Or at least move out of his moms house built in 1965.

[@ryelee5163]

he live broke to stay rich

[@Starscourgex]

Who cares he does what makes him happy

[@Archy__]

@@Starscourgex Yeah, but even you are wrong there considering the fact that if you ever ask Asmon to reflect on his personal life he will describe in great details all the reasons why he is unhappy.

[@Starscourgex]

@@Archy__ didnt know that. Welp

[@C3beruz]

@@Archy__ And if I'm not wrong his lifestyle is not in any of those details

[@TheZibx]

He have a great point: he does not want to get used to more expensive food.

[@killingtime4794]

Even Soda is surprised how Degen he is, this reaction is gold, Asmongold

[@testypresidentgaming]

asmon just looks and sounds like he is always asking a question

[@Zantetsudex]

That this is his actual lifestyle is as mindblowing as not knowing what a fountain is.

[@Iseetheworldindetails]

Asmon is just introverted Trevor from GTA V

[@chrisazzy]

He made every single mistake you could make when preparing a dish like that...

[@79treefrog]

I thought baked potatoes that came in plastic wrap that you microwave were normal, to be honest. Chat made sure to let me know that is not the case, apparently.

[@Urban-uj7fb]

Asmond is roleplaying a peasant in 1440

[@Freeze070310]

Asmon cooking with a Chef together that would be Hilarious too, he does everything possible wrong with this "Steak" :D

[@darknight602]

Nah, it’s pretty normal. Nothing fancy

[@o0O0eve0O0o]

that red pan costs $400 btw

[@aaroncarlson5839]

This is golden. HE is so geniune!

[@JGComments]

He has more variety in his diet than I thought. I thought it was all soda and spicy nuggets…

[@codsocrazy]

Good lord Asmond's speech around 4 minutes really fucked me up. I do the same thing. 🤣🤦🤣

[@DevilDollaSign]

asmongold kitchen looks like my grandma one lmfao love asmon he so humble