SOLID GOLD TRUMP GRIFT WATCH JUST DROPPED

[@saininj]

“If he hadn’t inherited $200 million, you know where Donald Trump would be right now? Selling watches in Manhattan.’’ -Marco Rubio.

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

Folex salesman Donny Trump

[@Juniversal]

Trump is every unscrupulous used care salesman, snakeoil salesman, televangelist and wannabe mob boss rolled into one.

[@dimasakbar7668]

and now he did just that😂

[@Juniversal]

In a different world Trump would be a televangelist telling you his holy water cures cancer for just 19.99 or a used car salesman.

[@Nic-f5w]

​@@Juniversal👍

[@Blank_Dude2]

How much longer until the bathwater?

[@Nevy-]

We need it NOW NOW NOW

[@Disabled-person]

The man won't even sign 147 watches by hand, he'd sell "replica bath water" made from cat urine mixed with tap.

[@dimasakbar7668]

​@@Disabled-persontea, made by soaking Trump skidmarked undies😂😅

[@TMmodify]

Il would unfortunately require him to take a bath

[@dawildbear]

@@Disabled-person Cat urine mixed with tap urine? The US fallin' off harder than I thought.

[@davidrobertson4332]

Just a way to funnel money to him without violating campaign finance laws and or launder money.

[@TKUltra971]

Just like NFT,s the Sneaker, The fake religious art, the bible and so much more. Having foreign nationals buying over priced rooms they never stepped foot in at Trump Tower got too much attention i guess.

[@davidd6660]

This

[@vengeance8298]

He's already violated it so that's not it.

[@ozsheila55]

Surely this is not legal? It's like he's supposed to be campaigning for president not running the home shopping network.

[@vengeance8298]

@@ozsheila55 Why are you guys still asking if it's legal? He's above the law, don't believe me? 30+ "felony charges", and over 20 videos and "Truth Social" posts he was told he can't do, and guess what? Nothing happened.

[@adamsmasher9769]

Why isnt this considered enriching yourself with your political office?

[@prohikikomo]

because the rich and powerful can get away with anything. based name and pfp btw

[@JamieElli]

I guess, currently he doesn't occupy any political office. And most retired politicians do this kind of thing, selling books, lobbying, finding an appointed position.

[@adamsmasher9769]

@@JamieElli he was doing it in office too though

[@WASDLeftClick]

I fucking hate that this is the reality we live in.

[@TheMisterGuy]

"Why isnt this considered enriching yourself with your political office?" OK, really, how could it be? What office? He's not even in office! This is also the kind of thing he did before he was in office, so what, he's not allowed to hawk cheap garbage anymore because he used to be president? You want to talk about him doing it while in office, that's another thing and the answer is the rules don't apply to people at the top. But right now I don't even see how he's breaking a rule.

[@joeg4589]

Getting his last grifts in before he's cooked in November

[@zamalamahama4894]

Let’s not get complacent now

[@Burred11]

@@zamalamahama4894 Yeah, he could do several more grifts before then.

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

Sneakers...check Watches...check Bibles...check Hats...check Water...check Steaks...check US foreign policy...check

[@coffinfeeder7732]

He’s still got a potential 10-15~ years on earth left. you think the grifts will stop because he’s no longer running for presidency?

[@joeg4589]

@@VladimirPutin-p3t vodka, college, make believe trading cards, commemorative coin

[@livelongandtroll9108]

If you buy one, you deserve to be scammed.

[@stankyfx6001]

Just brought all 147

[@samimurtomaki5534]

If for example Putin gets one and Trump gets to be president again, He can make United states to look unreliable and bought just by wearing a watch. Those who buy it are buying propaganda tool and influnce.

[@lnsflare1]

If you buy one you're not being scammed, you're deliberately funneling bribe money to him without needing to follow even the lax restrictions of American campaign finance laws.

[@Nickelodeon81]

Yes, but at least I know the exact time I got scammed.

[@TucsonBillD]

And if you find out that it’s nothing like it was advertised you are sh*t out of luck.

[@Render1ng1898]

As a watch nerd, This looks like shite it’s a Submariner ripoff

[@Cobalt985]

Honestly it just straight up looks like shit. I really hate "iced out" jewellery in any form - I think it looks so visually noisy. It's the opposite of tasteful subtlety. That's why I wear a Casio lol

[@History_Camel]

Also watch need here, I am very curious who manufactured that Tourbillon. A tourrbillon can be made cheaply but making one with the all the correct lubricants in the correct place + high quality machining/regulation for a tourbillion complication is incredibly expensive

[@Render1ng1898]

@@Cobalt985 everyone loves Casios

[@matheussanthiago9685]

Well, the CGI add looks like the tittle sequence of Brandon Fraser's mummy

[@stevent9691]

@@History_Camel most likely a modified chinese Tourbillon since I dont thank any respectable swiss/ germany watch makers would take this order lmao

[@Artuditu123]

It's annoying how this election is such a nailbiter, while Dems for once seem to make a good calls and are super energetic, while Trumbo plays golf and sells fucking shoes, watches and collectibles.

[@lnsflare1]

I keep hoping that the polls being so close is just an indication that most younger voters aren't willing to answer phone calls from unknown numbers.

[@psychologicalsuccess3476]

He's really an everything-salesman. MAGA Bible, MAGA Digital Prints, MAGA Sneakers, MAGA Watches.

[@frags4679]

Just a face they can slap onto any product so they can mark it up by like 150% or whatever and then call it a day after they’ve just barely passed the profit threshold

[@narikobeilschmidt]

don't forget the baseball cards!

[@Jonasdad8840]

He made a profit of 233% in Trump's coin!! Poor MAGA fools😢

[@FatalAlcatraz]

+NFTs

[@dylanschang6386]

@@frags4679 just 150%?

[@jaimelopez9859]

Same party complaining about the economy have no trouble dropping $100k merch.

[@Paul.......]

Its good for the economy for money to go to trump bc he is the economy

[@jfu5222]

It will turn your wrist green and will run about as long as Trump could.

[@jeffm3925]

🤣

[@magnus_cockstrong]

Imagine being in a political cult of personality and then realizing your demi-god/surrogate dad is actually just some upjumped used car salesmen.

[@SteveDorrans]

Oh, they never will.

[@Jonasdad8840]

Oh, they'll lick his ass if he let them....some poor old fools are in too deep into the cult 😞😞

[@magnus_cockstrong]

@@SteveDorrans hey, you get that reality out of here

[@void-creature]

To be fair, this is probably the first one of the dozens of products he's shilled for he'll actually wear himself, because it's obscenely gaudy and even has his name on it, he loves that kind of stuff

[@motombocolombo]

You might be right. I bet, that he loves McDonald's is also only based on the fact that it has 'Donald' in it's name.

[@void-creature]

@@motombocolombo holy shit I've never thought of it that way

[@afterhourscinema782]

Guarantee you it will be sterling silver painted gold and made in CHiiiiinnAaa!!! 😂

[@DavidRichardson153]

Sterling silver? Puh-lease. As if he would shell out for even that. At best, it's pyrite.

[@joshhorley2116]

Most of the cost is going to be redistributed to what manufacturing industry is left in America to offset the cost of the tariffs 😂

[@konstantinoskotsomytis2544]

Imagine spending 100000$ on a "Trump Victory" watch and then Trump loosing the election.

[@stankyfx6001]

I brought all 147

[@konstantinoskotsomytis2544]

@@stankyfx6001 I hope at least they gave you a discount.

[@aaronhooks6258]

@@stankyfx6001 So, you are the one behind his money laundering scheme. 🤣

[@piccalillipit9211]

*100g Of pure 999.99% GOLD IS $8,652.81* 1mm round VS1 Diamonds are $7 in the US or £2 in India - so $1,029 MAXIMUM. The movement is a low end Chinese Tourbillon maximum cost $800. Lets say $1000 in manufacturing cost *this watch would cost you to ahve made in China - $11,481 max* more likely it cost $5k

[@elekkr]

How can this watch made in china cost $5k when only the 100 gramms of gold alone is $8.652.81 ?!

[@piccalillipit9211]

@@elekkr Because its not 100g on 999.99% its 18k [750/1000] for the case and we dont actually know for the bracelet cos its not specified but Im guessing 9K [375/1000] that is electroplated wiht 18K to match the case colour.

[@squiddler7731]

Was gonna say something along the lines of poking fun at his last grift, like "guess the nft cards didn't go so well so now he's doing watches". But apparently that made 2 million dollars So uh... damn people really are suckers for this shit huh

[@darthnarak]

Owning any one of these absurdly overpriced watches gets you into the exclusive club of "I supported Trump during his failing political career and now no one wants to talk to me."

[@piccalillipit9211]

*I KNOW QUITE A BIT* about watches - I used to collect them - that is almost certainly a Basic Chinese Tourbillon - not even a good Chinese Tourbillon $100k will get you a [redacted upon request] Tourbillon, it might get you an A lange & söhne tourbillon. I will 100% get you a hand finished piece of horological perfection - this is utter trash

[@monolith1662]

Its a DT100 movement which seems to be swiss and decent enough, tho obviously not worth anything near 100K.

[@piccalillipit9211]

@@monolith1662 I dont think it is, have a look at the DT100 movement, its a nicely finished movement. Unless they ordered a version of it with NO elaboration or polishing id say it is a Chinese copy of a DT100. Maybe they went to the company and said "Give us your absolute cheapest Tourbillon" which is entirely possible. If you look at the shots of the caseback its just flat metal movement back and the gear train still has concentric circles on the cogs from the turning operation - they have not even flatted them off - its straight off the lathe.

[@renasance2]

Yeah, this is a $500 watch at best.

[@JoelFeila]

@@renasance2 Well did say 200 grams of gold, if that true then its worth 17k in gold alone. But probably 199 grams of steal and plated in 1 gram on gold

[@bokhans]

Please don’t mention trump watches in the same year as Breguet watches, please! 😢

[@recordkeepingandinformatio8206]

0:30 me typing /gamemode creative

[@cradio52]

“I have watch number one and it’s mine and I’m gonna keep it, that’s the way I wanna have it” Dude. This man is an actual child.

[@galenibble]

Lots of elders are like children but his case is a special one for sure.

[@ozsheila55]

I bet we don't see him wearing it.

[@asherroodcreel640]

Why does all the jewelry mondern rich people buy look like garbage

[@woddlyoats]

That's what trump's aesthetic. His house is all solid gold

[@DavidRichardson153]

Because they are too. They are attracted to what they are most familiar with.

[@Jonasdad8840]

Trump spirit animal would be a thieving cookoo bird 🤣

[@miiiwu1999]

probably something to do with new money vs old money lol

[@NeverKetamine]

Sigh, from the top: Rich people are predominantly straight, straight people have horrible taste.

[@nati0598]

"To be passed on for generations" 2 year warranty Amazing.

[@luccan]

MBS funnily enough wants 2000 of them. Big big fan of Trump watches.

[@thehighestintheland]

You couldn’t pay me $100,000 to wear it, much less buy it.

[@NaimHrustanovic]

Hey, if someone paid me to wear this no strings attached, I would wear it. That's a lot of money!

[@thehighestintheland]

@@NaimHrustanovic Trump + no strings attached? Now we all know that’s not a thing 😂

[@NaimHrustanovic]

@@thehighestintheland True 😭

[@stankyfx6001]

I brought all 147.

[@markopecinovic4475]

Why doesnt he sell gold toilets? He would have the market cornered.

[@cartman19892]

Because who tf buys used toilets?

[@aaronhooks6258]

@@cartman19892 His supporters would. Hell, they'd lick them if they thought he used it.

[@cartman19892]

@aaronhooks6258 sadly I think you're right

[@Bijoux_DerWunderCatsen]

An 18k gold Rolex Day/Date has 99.86g of 18k gold worth $6,134, so the trumpy watch has twice the gold weight of a Rolex? Which just has a melt value of $12,268. It seems highly unlikely and is pretty far away from $100k price tag. Couldn't find the weight of the 122 VS1 diamonds and unknown if they are lab grown.

[@Gloomdrake]

I doubt the diamonds are going to account for the discrepancy in weight or value, lab grown or natural

[@walexander8378]

Isnt the idea this is more of a donation to his campaign and the watch is like a bonus?

[@drooplug]

Those diamonds are like a dollar each. They are very inexpensive.

[@piccalillipit9211]

This was my comment: I KNOW QUITE A BIT about watches - I used to collect them - that is almost certainly a Basic Chinese Tourbillon - not even a good Chinese Tourbillon $100k will get you a Breguet Tourbillon, it might get you an A lange & söhne tourbillon. I will 100% get you a hand finished piece of horological perfection - this is utter trash

[@piccalillipit9211]

"Couldn't find the weight of the 122 VS1" small diamonds are literally a few $ each - I mean literally $2 a piece from India QUOTE "White Diamond 1mm Round Brilliant Cut. Gemorex International Inc. from $7.10 USD" that sIN the US today

[@purplepotatoes9255]

Vaush fundraising for "progressive victory", then trump releases a 100k watch...hmmmm

[@purplepotatoes9255]

All I'm saying is, he's been quiet about new articles of clothing for a while now...

[@B-fq7ff]

@@purplepotatoes9255I don’t get it

[@purplepotatoes9255]

@@B-fq7ff I'm implying he'll embezzle the pv funds to buy the stupid watch

[@notaspeck6104]

Why would he embezzle funds and use it on that pos watch? If you’re committing a crime but a decent watch. I’d honestly be offended

[@void-creature]

​@@notaspeck6104 counter argument: it would be funny.

[@lohenriksson9698]

encrusting a shitty watch in gold is peak millionare tastelessness

[@scorpionxiiclips]

I bet if you melt down that watch and sell the gold... you'll get 10K out of it.

[@squiddler7731]

Nah, it wouldn't be a grift if they were breaking even selling these lol Edit: apparently I missed a zero in the price tag what the actual fuck

[@zamalamahama4894]

Well according to that one chatter $800 seems more likely

[@Ninja_Bryden]

You would get a little bit more than that, but yeah that's just a bit under how much you'd get. You would get around $12k or something

[@hydrolox3953]

TEN TRUMPILLION DOLLARS 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💲💲💵💵💵💲💲💰💰🤑🤑

[@Elysium_the_Bard]

Ya know, what pisses me off most about his shilling isn't that he's basically scamming his base HARD, although that still pisses me off from a humanitarian perspective, it's that his base is going to buy these things and then turn around to scream at everyone else about how they're going broke because of "woke".

[@rickhunter7]

No calendar? No chronograph? My cheap Lacoste watch is much more useful and honestly looks better.

[@TMmodify]

Most watches are useless, the point of watches aren't to be useful since a phone already does everything a watch does That said, lmao it's really just an ugly lump of gold isn't it

[@ieuanhunt552]

When the fuck would you use a chronograph.

[@rickhunter7]

@@ieuanhunt552 I'm a teacher, very often I will have my students engage in an activity while I oversee them, in these moments it's is very useful to me being able to know how much time has passed so I can keep better control of the class timing.

[@brianross7454]

Get Trump Temu watch? I need one 😂

[@JohnBailey39]

Ohh.. Just think how funny it would be if someone in China started copying these for $20 a pop. But with "He still lost. Get over it"....

[@Raptorman0909]

A Rolex watch weighs about 160-180g and that's the total weight including the band, the crystal, the housing and the workings. My guess is the Trump watch weighs about 200g but the gold content is unlikely to exceed 20g and might well be less than 2g.

[@RuralProgressive]

Liquidating my assets and buying into this asap

[@hichaelhighers]

Selling my parents as we speak

[@lnsflare1]

So we are all clear that this is almost certainly just a way for rich people, companies, and governments to funnel money directly to him without needing to abide by campaign finance restrictions, right?

[@CravingBeer]

The country is in such a state that people can't even afford to buy bacon. Oh, and buy my 100k watch.

[@desdenova1]

Diamond encrusted solid gold Trump grift* The irony is, those relatively "cheap" tourbillon complications are usually mass-produced by Chinese manufacturers.

[@HarryDirtay]

It's pronounced Djy-na.

[@dimasakbar7668]

As watch guy, anyone with that money won't be that dumb to fall into Trump grift, and those who would fall wouldn't even have enough for mid end Seiko😂 I'd rather buy SKMEI royal oak fake than this

[@TMmodify]

You underestimate the power of gullible people taking from their retirement/college savings and taking predatory loans

[@CKT1138]

Yeah at least an SKMEI is cheap

[@dimasakbar7668]

@@TMmodify i admit i did not see that angle😅

[@dimasakbar7668]

@@CKT1138 plus most look better (casio design is just cool) than that generic iced-out wannabe look, it reeks of fashion watch.

[@yoyoyobottleoyos]

@@TMmodifyreverse mortgage for a Trump watch…name a better investment.

[@Cascada2009]

The Ulti-grift

[@phoenix-radar]

Dude loves everything golden! Apartment, watch, showers!

[@rblxfan22]

Toilets too, but that was just gold paint

[@Slugbunny]

Shoutout to Stormy D!

[@briangriffin2905]

Nice to see DJT keeping the price down for regular working Joe's !!!

[@tylerhackner9731]

The grift king 👑

[@aceventuraaceventura2003]

He could probably sell more if he sold them in Chinatown in a briefcase.

[@MrJmanrey]

I pity the fool that buys a 100k watch

[@TMmodify]

There are some very nice watches at that price out there I will say that as a watch person I'm not sure I'd even own such an expensive thing even if I could but you can see expensive pieces as mechanical art, like the Cartier Masse Mystérieuse, or pretty much everything MB&F makes

[@CSXIV]

I have lost all sympathy for anyone falling for his grifts today. They made their bed and they can sleep in it. Mr. T can pity these foo’s. I have nothing for them.

[@HarryDirtay]

There are watches that sell for millions. They typically are actual woeks of art, and some play songs on a dozen or so tiny brass chimes inside. Or have ornate animated mechanical dials. This watch isn't one of those😂

[@FelisImpurrator]

​@@HarryDirtayAt that point, those are basically avant-garde museum pieces, not something anyone in their right mind would consider wearing.

[@omegadirective]

He couldn't even do something dignified but conventional like write a memoir and milk the book deal.

[@matiasyannuzzi9655]

Guy's too lazy to hire a ghost writer.

[@FelisImpurrator]

I mean, Trump and reading don't mix.

[@blackbloom8552]

I wouldnt expect trump to put any effort into writing a memoir when he cant even be bothered to do his own signature.

[@NickdeDrummer]

There are no watches, this is how you donate 100k to Trump.

[@JonasClark]

I'm shocked that these watches have a real tourbillon. But they're on the low end of tourbillons, movement probably costs around three grand, and is "Swiss-made" but in reality only parts of it are. Then it's put in a gold case (because of course), with diamonds (teensy-wensy ones, natch!) and you have a $30-40,000 watch... being sold for $100,000 because TRUMP is slapped on it. I wonder how much the company paid to license his name? Either way, it's a grift, as usual. I'm also shocked that Donnie pronounced "tourbillon" correctly, but... quality? LOL, he went as cheap as he could. "Made to order," bullshit, they're as mass-produced as a movement with a tourbillon gets. The company is basically the equivalent of Stuhrling, Stauer, Steinhausen, etc. those watches you see in "Skymall." And yeah, they look like shit, the back of the movement looks cheap too. I wonder if these will actually ship out, or look like the photos. Trump himself has a few very high-end gold watches, but the ones I know of have no complications save day & date and are plain enough that they could be worn to a business meeting and nobody would ask about them. As much as his infamous NYC apartments looks like its primary objective was to look as expensive as possible, it's notable that he doesn't wear diamonds and heavy jewelry in public, which I think is partly because he's terrified that someone would attack him for them. He's an extremely paranoid man. P.S. Yes, 105 hours does mean how long it'll go before it needs rewinding. Any watch fan who mocks you for not knowing about this stuff can get bent.

[@xxGhostXIIIxx]

just because its expensive doesn't make it desirable trumps the definition of the word tacky

[@Elkator955]

I bet its brass.

[@rosethorne9155]

A few years ago he was selling ridiculous little teddy bears. Trumpy Bears...😂

[@canada1529]

Oh god they're going to put these in history museums one day

[@benolow6529]

Made in china like all high end watches lol

[@robertshields4160]

They can be set for Eastern Standard time, Pacific Standard time as well as Jail time.

[@emie9858]

This man was born to grift lmao

[@WASDLeftClick]

I want to find people who buy this so I can point at them and laugh.

[@whitewolfsix7109]

I'll bet you the 200 grams is for the entire flight of 147 watches.

[@jochenkraus7016]

Also my thought 😂

[@hugoletan9467]

Like most Trump merchandise it's junk, looking forward to Trump official prison ankle bracelets .

[@prohikikomo]

the omnitrump

[@hwelse]

Like that one Argit omnitrix in Ben 10: Omniverse

[@jochenkraus7016]

Where did he get them from? Did we finally discover what all that "shopping like a billionaire" really is about? 😂

[@veritasnon]

Next up: Trump OF

[@PeterDavies-bn7uo]

Pretty sure this is a BCP Tourbillon T02 Movement. It's actually a pretty decent off the shelf movement used by Louis Erard and Delma. Only difference is that the Delma Tourbillon retails for $14k and has a much higher level of movement finishing... and also doesn't look like shit.

[@hohohaha999]

MacDonald Dump

[@timakey4678]

Can you say”Illegal campaign contributions”?

[@wumbojet]

I'm not a watch guy, but even then, I've always found gold watches to be horrible and tacky, if you want to flex something stupid expensive a silver colored alloy seems so much more elegant and slick.

[@TMmodify]

Oh don't worry about that, tons of watches are made out of white gold or platinum and it's still a dumb flex

[@kebabsaurusrex1601]

Agree, gold is tacky AF

[@Ninja_Bryden]

I personally like rose gold quite a bit honestly. Not as loud as yellow gold.

[@VidarLund-k5q]

Fun fact. In 2006 I bought a very cheap wristwatch, only the equivalent of US $ 10. A few years ago it disappeared during the autumn, but appeared again next spring after having been frozen in ice during the winter. I changed the battery and the band, and it worked just fine an still does. Made in China of course. Let the Trump watch try the same. By the way, Amazon sells Trump watches as well. Probably just as good and infinitely cheaper.

[@WilliamBrowning]

"Each watch is an end run around campaign finance laws. You'll be helping me without technically breaking any laws. Yes, they are garbage but I am your god.

[@stoferb876]

105 hours is ridiculous. I've had motion-charged watches once in my life (I was young then), I did not need to roll up the mechanics of the watch twice a week, rather maybe twice a year. Also 200 grams of gold? That's a very heavy wrist watch! I'd guess much of the gold is just on the surface, not in order to save money but simply to reduce the weight to something less uncomfortable. As for the 100.000 K price the whole thing could be made out of gold and diamonds mined from asteroids and still make a hefty profit.

[@zacg_]

So I hope people realize who this is for. This isn't meant to grift off of suckers, per se. The fact that this doesn't go to his campaign really illustrates the problem. Imagine if a sitting president sold $10 million pieces of dirt. Yes, that would be overpriced but the point is that it's a legal avenue for bribery. These watches are meant to be a way to buy further access. It's the same as the Saudi government renting an entire floor at the Trump hotel in DC. This is another example of Trump peddling access to power for rich people. It's bad enough that rich people and corporations can't find super pacs to buy access but this is just directly paying the politician himself. It's really only a "sucker" situation if you assume Trump thinks he can't win and is selling this stuff for one last grift before the election. I think that may be partially true but the main reason for this is that he wants rich people and corporations to have as many ways as possible to give him money directly in exchange for political favors if he wins.

[@sab3295]

Candidates should NOT be allowed to do this!!

[@iridiumcaptain]

Power reserve refers to how long the spring will keep it going. It's a mechanical watch. Maybe automatic, which just means motion moves a rotor that winds it while wearing vs manual where you have to manually spin the crown to wind the mainspring.

[@LockandLoad79]

I am not a watch nerd. And flaunting riches will only invite troubles. If I need to know time, I have several in my gadgets and my PC, all always synchronized to NTP servers.

[@ANTREU96]

Im a watch guy and its mostly a super chill comunity. I would say that most people are into more subdued and nuanced watches even when talking about luxury ones. The trump watches are hideous lol

[@Sotryn_Fox]

I need someone to buy this watch then test the quality of of the golf to prove either that it's just gold plated or that it doesn't have nearly as many carats as they're saying. It would be too good. These things look like crap

[@kebabsaurusrex1601]

These are without doubt the ugliest, shittiest, low quality watches ever

[@butHomeisNowhere___]

Yoo, that Trump Nussy got me acting unwise 🤤

[@jindlespog8045]

Wait, it's not an autowinder? Send it back.

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

Is it 200 grams of gold... or 200 *grains* of gold?

[@amygdalist]

Cool way to make illegal campaign donations

[@daveroche6522]

"The perfect Christmas Gift - for someone you really, really, really, really HATE". Guarantee/warranty VOID if watch removed from box/container/whatever.

[@ryaneaston3487]

I bet 5 bucks that a fair few of them won’t work that well as actual watches.💵

[@williamhung6664]

This is the real life equivalent of building a Minecraft house out of only diamond

[@petemarkey626]

No watches actually exist yet

[@ThatHippyDuck]

I have number one. It’s mine and I’m gonna keep it. That’s the way I’m gonna have it. -stable genius

[@mercoid]

The way he’s gonna have it is to keep it.

[@blazecozad4056]

and i collect watches and these looks terrible

[@TMmodify]

It's giving Invicta

[@blazecozad4056]

@@TMmodify true

[@TalesFromTheUnderside]

Grifter loves fleecing his heard of sheep

[@AlexTenThousand]

The funniest thing is that a baseline Rolex costs something like €9000/12.000 (depends on what you value, I'd consider the Submariner the "classic" watch most people think of when you say Rolex).

[@HarryDirtay]

Easy there partner, This watch is no Rolex!!

[@davidhunternyc1]

I can't wait to get one on Craigslist for $20.

[@scottcraig9000]

Shit rolled in glitter

[@DarthAzabrush]

Its also a practical grifter thing. Get on a plane with your collector watch, sell it in whatever non-extraditable nation you land in and you've set yourself up for life.

[@HarryDirtay]

It's worth Bigly in Trump'slvania😮

[@awakeningtovacuity8372]

There are no watches.

[@thaenaa]

bigly tremendous gold

[@progguy10]

Cheap Chinese tourbillion I guarantee it

[@madz1806]

I am anxious for a list of people that have bought this watch

[@Eraithia]

Why does Trump sound like a Rick and Morty character from the improv episode(s)?

[@HarryDirtay]

It seems odd to say it, but I would expect more from a Rick and Morty bit.

[@BrownStreetHill]

Too many pitch men, not enough ditch diggers.

[@Ashy-Harvest]

I'll wait for the ali express / Temu version to come out, just like they did with the high-tops

[@CSXIV]

The trump watch is probabally bought from the same factory as the Temu version.

[@DCGreenZone]

Made in Chyna?

[@Nic-f5w]

What a sick man.