Griffin Mcelroy becoming increasingly bitter about Spore: A summary

All credit goes to Polygon and Griffin and Justin.
The original series is Monster Factory: Spore. I just made a little compilation of the parts I found to be funniest.
• Monster Factory: Creat...

[@explolsivecake2045]

There’s a reality where jaa’m is the norm and Gustin and Jriffin are laughing hysterically at ‘dog’

[@VortexKiller2]

And their channel would be called Prism and not Polygon because ALTERNATE REALITIES BIYATCH

[@Memento_Mori]

AN APPLE WHERE HE KEEPS HIS BACKPACK SAUCE

[@3bugsinatrenchcoat]

​@@Memento_Mori DOGS GOT THE BACKPACK SAUCE THAT YOU CRAVE

[@deftrascal1626]

spore still sucks in that other reality too, there’s no reality where it doesn’t

[@-Commit-arson-]

@@deftrascal1626 except for that old one that got destroyed recently

[@laureneighmy3306]

I like how Griffin just keeps intentionally making these things shitty-looking and then gets upset that they're shitty-looking.

[@MikeyLikey95]

Bc even Griffin knows he should have limits lol

[@FlowersofJannah]

The increasingly distorted jam song is my favorite thing about this whole spore series

[@FlowersofJannah]

Oh sorry, *Jaa'm song

[@GrixieKong]

I just watched the original video and was delighted that those clips are theirs.

[@alexanderpumpkin3423]

It get it stuck in my head. It’s bad.

[@morgankasper5227]

everybody get up its time to slam now we got a real jam goin on welcome to the space jam its your chance do you dance at the space jaaam aw yeah!

[@armadillofriend]

@@GrixieKong i know, whoever edited that needs a raise, i havent laughed so hard at such a long video in my entire life

[@dannyelfmanappreciation04]

I think Justin’s groggy voice when he says “hug me hooman, I’m ready for affection,” is my existence summarized.

[@teavil]

Dr Doofenschmirtz

[@insector2]

10:25

[@TheDrewsephEpidemic]

@@insector2 absolute legend🙏

[@Jonniz2000]

and the following "h o o m a n ?" sends me

[@beccadelfatti397]

I feel that one hard, let's hug

[@ParadoxInfinite1]

Spore: *steals your bee movie spore creature and kills you with it*

[@shawnaeatscats]

I need to know how this happened

[@SeductiveCrab]

@@shawnaeatscats probably creature was saved automatically upon hitting accept on the creature but the game itself didn't save when it just crashed.

[@shawnaeatscats]

@@SeductiveCrab ohhh like it was saved to the server that collects all of peoples creations to use in worlds, but not the game itself because of the crash, that makes sense!

[@morgankasper5227]

@@SeductiveCrab it can use your own creations without crashing bro

[@SeductiveCrab]

@@morgankasper5227 I never said it couldn't bro

[@juuush]

"It's so good, but Justin, if I had one of these in my home I would burn the home to the ground with me inside, afraid that this thing would spread if I delay." omg

[@half_pixel]

back pack for his ap ple sauce Back Pack Where He Keeps His Ap Ple Sauce JAA'M'S GOT THAT APPLE SAUCE THAT YOU CRAVE

[@obsidian.heartz]

Everybody catches juicy Jaa'm wave

[@SailorDee]

13:35

[@honeyhailey8107]

Literally my favorite moment ever

[@phlovejoy]

I woke up from a fever dream, drenched in sweat. And in the grogginess of the flu, the only thought that pervaded my illness addled mind was this cadence of words.

[@taakotuesdays]

PH Lovejoy this is one of the best comments on youtube

[@SCP-2295]

i honestly think my favorite thing to quote from this is "dogs arent in 3d" cause it just ... always catches you off guard

[@Thtoastanator]

mouths work best on the front of your guy

[@sorastitchi]

9:52

[@gayflower900]

That’s a funny trick to play on God

[@ElaborateTrolling]

no dogs on the moon

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Again, Griffin once held up a picture of a dog, and thought that he was _holding a dog_ This is Doctrine

[@jodorambam]

A summary but it's 29 minutes and you can't breathe because you're laughing

[@evavox9761]

Pump up the Jaa'm!

[@ArcadeStunfisk]

When we were developing the character of Jaa'm, who knew that the character we were really developing was Griffin and his hatred of Spore.

[@smolygonal]

Between this and Car Boys there seems to be a trend developing.

[@andreasaa2000]

Funny thing is he couldnt even understand what to do in the tribal stage. The easiest stage in the game.

[@elizabeth920]

Stunfisk the real treasure was the griffin’s hatred of spore we made along the way

[@allisonbilbey1948]

I love griffin just rage quits at some point and starts playing Stardew Valley, and then immediately after he gets attacked by his own creation as punishment from Will

[@bronzedspork7390]

“Absolute power corrupts absolutely, don’t it?” Is probably one of my favorite bit from this series

[@quinnmarchese6313]

you can take any famous quote, add "don't it?" or "boy" or "unless. Unless?" somewhere in there and you've got a McElroyism

[@Lucifersfursona]

Absolute power reveals absolutely God dang it boys 😂

[@Shenaldrac]

My favorite part was when the game crashed and they realized it lacked an autosave, and then they failed to save at all and it crashed a second time. And then a third.

[@PlayMadness]

GET IN YOUR BOX, WILL

[@jimbo-jpg]

I love when they just silently put a new -deformation- feature onto Jaa'm and then they both just start laughing.

[@quinnmarchese6313]

one of my favorite recurring bits from monster factory is griffin selecting an option, there being a seconds pause, and then griffy explosively exhaling every ounce of oxygen in his lungs as he starts howling with laughter.

[@ClownOwO]

I can’t believe I’ve lived my whole life misremembering how to spell jaa’m!?!? I thought it was ja’am???

[@garfieldbrooks]

mandela effect

[@jordanfry5138]

They spell it out verbally with "two a's and an apostrophe in between" but they make a typo writing it and thus it wasn't meant to be.

[@mosesfox52]

@@garfieldbrooks no we all slipped into an alternate parallel universe.

[@syd5380]

“what do people love about dogs?” “multiple nipples” “they have a whole mess of em”

[@codysmith3853]

i watched this before watching the actual videos so i thought the grayscale and space jam stuff were edited in by chase j as a goof so when i saw it in the actual videos i almost lost my mind

[@sepiasmith5065]

"where does the food go? does it go into a random mouth each time? no it seems like it favors your left hip" IM LAUGHING TOO HARD OMG he said it so plainly i love it

[@tytotheowl2994]

"Does the food go in a new mouth every time?" "No it seems to favor your left hip"

[@breannaw7254]

"now you've invoked my ire"

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

I think what keeps me coming back is the genuine tone of shock and betrayal when he shouts "THESE ARE THE BEE MOVIES"

[@mooseysophia7565]

You can take this dog into space, but just remember that there are no dogs on the moon.

[@whatthefuckismyname9173]

Moosey Sophia They just run right off the edge.

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

Big question though: if moon dogs existed should they be able to vote

[@taakotuesdays]

!CROSSOVERS GALORE!

[@data6022]

they just run of the damn thing

[@hermazingbartels2377]

"death would be a gift to jaa'm"

[@r.d.shepard1569]

Yes I realize this was posted two years ago, but still, my favorite quote is their "courtesy" exchange. "Don't need anybody to have to behold that." "Godddd. Not me, not you, not God."

[@elijahelkwood5459]

“Not Will Wright”

[@eminempreg]

I kinda latched onto that phrase and I now use it in my everyday life and it's so fun

[@quinnmarchese6313]

@@elijahelkwood5459 the best part is the "not Will Wright"

[@fizzycolalizzie]

I had apparently, at some point in the past, watched only a few minutes of this video and then left. This time, in a rare moment of crystal clear memory, KZbin put me right back on that track instead of starting at the beginning. The first fucking thing I heard was "poison lactation".

[@SomethingMoreOriginal]

fizzycolalizzie how joyous of you.

[@vr4186]

SAME

[@MegaNarwhalGuy]

The same exact thing happened to me?

[@ponkers7297]

re-born

[@rosimoone5068]

the same thing happened to me but i have no memory of watching this????

[@beardedemperor]

The McElroy's finding they cannot fix their mistakes re the second face, so just covering up, is a whole lifestyle and I endorse it

[@Lucifersfursona]

The human impulse to cover your second face that you cannot fix

[@obsidian.heartz]

-accidentally slips into taako- "That seems downright folksy to me!"

[@Orgy-Wan-Kenobi-Sama]

I have 170 hours on spore and I have not encountered a single glitch or issue but...man...I sure am happy these guys did because it made for one of the most hilarious videos I've ever seen

[@tzarl]

I love this video because it was exactly my experience of spore. no autosave and random crashes like every 30mins? oh, okay.

[@cpariona1]

Thomas Newman Nice try, Will Wright

[@lship69]

Claudia Pariona LMAO

[@tylerdarlington4269]

if you haven't encountered a glitch you're not playing it to its fullest.

[@KnufWons]

When I first played spore I didn’t have any crashes but my newer laptop crashes spore after about 30 minutes into creature stage unless I save frequently

[@ScreenieTV]

Sad that "HI IM THE GMAIL SYMBOL" didn't make it in

[@cheetoschrist5685]

sometimes this game makes the sounds of... uhh... hell?

[@isawsevenbirds]

I recently bought Spore and I have spent so long talking to my sister in a British accent about my "beautiful spores" and she has never been so annoyed. Its great.

[@Kilocenterthoughts]

SLAM JAM SLAM JAM

[@sechi3649]

SLAA'M JAA'M SLAA'M JAA'M

[@maxwilcox1823]

thank you maa'm

[@TheSpartanlaw]

"THESE ARE THE BEE MOVIE'S"

[@Spo8]

The thing that really struck me about this video is how he looks just like Bart.

[@wcs792]

Just Like Bart!

[@maryrosa10]

Spo8 Take it to the bank boys, this one's just like Bart！

[@fortidogi8620]

these sure are quotes!

[@MuffinsForTomCat]

THEY SAID THAT!!

[@nicks5819]

Spo8 v

[@LasagnaTheArtist]

backpack where he keeps his apple-sauce Backpack where he keeps his apPLe-sauce JAA’M’S GOT THAT APPLESAUCE THAT YOU CRAVE The best bit in the series.

[@Honeey-moth]

I read this as they said it in the video lmaooo

[@Ray-hk1zm]

E v e r y b o d y c a t c h h i s j u i c y J a a ' m w a v e .

[@bobcat_baker]

Everybody catch his juicy Jaa’m wave

[@fuckman297]

-"dogs are over"- "dogs are over, guv"

[@CarryLarry]

"the legs just don't even know how to do it" is also a classic

[@moshua]

YA BREAKIN ME GAME

[@koobyboy4304]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APPART SPORE

[@holdencross4910]

YEH'RE POOSHIN' ME OVERR THE LIANE

[@Vesmir789]

The first point when I absolutely lost it was when they said "Now it's kinda built like a brick shithouse"

[@noahhoyle3462]

21:00 Griffin Mcelroy struggles to not say "What's the deal" while being murdered by his dead bee movie sons.

[@OldCouches]

My name is Justin, and so when I opened up the video, ( I've never watched this channel before ) I get " Hello there, Justin " it was weird for about half a second until the other person started talking

[@itsastrid190]

I was eating pasta and while Jaa’m was being introduced I ate a whole solid cold piece of butter and it was such a jarring experience to hear the space jam theme while eating a chunk of butter with cheese Edit: why does Jaa’m look like Carl Wheezer I cant breathe 12:33

[@Nexus74566]

I died when he made the walking noise for buzzbo. That was fucking great.

[@Void_Mother]

Griffin said he had trouble doing an English accent in TAZ but here he's doing it pretty well

[@iwatchall2300]

The rage gives him unforeseen power

[@Silverwind87]

My favorite part is Griffin frantically and angrily repeating his jokes while the limbless Shrecks vibrate.

[@jimmoriarty3381]

this is the single video that introduced me to griffin, justin, and then in turn travis, monster factory, mbmbam and the adventure zone I thank thee, sir.

[@qweniverelefever62]

In the end, only The Final Pam awaits, but we will still never forget Jaa'm.

[@linussextips1]

Bradie Lefever The Final Jaa’m

[@c.b7736]

After reading Dune, I can say I appreciate Ja'am's name much more JA'AM IS THE MIND KILLER...THE LITTLE DEATH THAT BRINGS TOTAL DESTRUCTION

[@marinedragon]

The line were they describe Jaa'm as "Steve Buscemi wearing a pink latex mask" always gets me.

[@erwinthomas3667]

how have I never found this beautiful display of God and Satan cooperating to produce pure joy and ecstasy incarnate?

[@moonsigil]

Erwin Thomas uu

[@moonsigil]

only

[@nerdatello]

this is the best description of the series

[@sophiaglass2000]

That's a funny trick to play on god

[@abj6920]

This series has SO many earworms, personally I think "I've shown you me simulated cities and now it's time for me to show you my most marvelous spores" at least once a week (Also, this was my first exposure to any McElroy thing. This and the recommended has his vines and then the actual monster factory vids, absolutely changed my life)

[@leahditto9808]

“What I like about all domesticated animals: Dog, cat, bird, fish..” Me, looking at my pet: ...guinea pig....

[@sbp4215]

Gee! Pig!

[@MolecularMachine]

PEEG

[@DrBachur]

"Comin' atcha: It's DOGS!"

[@gawni1612]

a boat full of hate

[@theojarboe3966]

i literally cant stop watching this video. i'll get like 2 & 3/4s of the way thru it and then be like "awe fuck i got shit to do" and i'll close my laptop and then later i'll come back and be like "well fuck i should finish this" and i watch the rest of it and then go "well i want to watch the beginning again" and then i watch it like 4 more times and i'll stop like 3/4s of the way thru the last rewatch and the cycle repeats. i never stop watching this video

[@jimblesjameson9202]

The bit that never fails to make me lose it is the “Subject: You really wanged it this time! Body: This message has been left intentionally blank.”

[@frostyenderman13]

backpack for his *applesauce* BaCkPacK where he keeps his *ApPLesAUCe* JAA'M'S GOT THAT *aPPLESAUCE THAT YOU CRAVE* everybody catches Juicy Jaa'm wave!

[@vamperic]

Everytime they remade him they should have added more A's JAAAAAAAAAAAA'M

[@w1llums575]

This is the video that originally introduced me to the Mcelroy brothers, which is pretty much the best gift you can give

[@holyflutterofgod]

It's good that this video is so long actually, you really _earn_ the build-up to that pure unrelenting shit-flinging, and once it comes you get a lot of it.

[@flannelgay420]

These videos are even funnier when you consider that their wives and children are probably overhearing all the weird shit they’re yelling

[@infernofive]

jaa'm is technically a combo of hand dog and face cat

[@quinnmarchese6313]

dont forget glass shark and ghost horse

[@emilyriley235]

we’ve got poetic, well-spoken, taz griffin and then we have this

[@ShadaOfAllThings]

Dogs aren't in 3d, but this one is

[@PeeperSnail]

The “party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiiiiiiimeeeee” part never fails to crack me up

[@SarahYork]

I fell asleep for a hot second and when I opened my eyes it was to the ending where the horrifying costume creatures slowly transitioned on to the screen to join the hellscape that is the background and for a brief moment I thought that I had had a stroke.

[@moneybean]

"Sometimes this game makes the sounds of, uhh, hell"

[@pragon1173]

As I have finished TAZ: Balance and Monster Factory and now listen to MBMBAM weekly, I thank God for this video introducing me to the McElroys.

[@Radcaster]

I love how every time they have to start again it begins really simple and sensible and then at some point something happens and they just go completely off the fuckin rails

[@JaamKidd69]

The fact that this video will only play in 240p and in like ultra-widescreen (but it messes up my phone and just gets really small) for me i think makes it %100 more immersed

[@Technocolor00]

Everytime I think Ive seen the worst thing in my life it gets worse

[@samphoenix794]

I saw this comment was made 3 years ago, and now in 2020 let me just say... I'm so so sorry but yeah

[@elliottsego3590]

Spore: steals your memes and takes all the credit

[@nerveagent1905]

I thought Will Wright was British because of this

[@YayapLives]

some days i like to imagine a world where the creators of spore spent an extra 2 years polishing it.

[@fivegays]

i had caught up on taz a few months ago and this video was the first non-taz mcelroy content i had experienced and now im in hell. thank u for this

[@joyphil4399]

Same!

[@hermazingbartels2377]

honestly my favourite thing about this is griffin's lack of control over his cadence while doing the british accent

[@pluto8615]

i've seen this like 12 times and yet it is still the best fucking thing

[@noahgiom341]

10:08 adding the arms brought it into horrid Pokemon territory and I'm very glad

[@JCooley172]

i literally had no technical issues playing spore when it first came out

[@mrwaffleman8732]

Nice try Will

[@carnivorousjazz827]

It's unstable as fuck on windows 10

[@laurafrakinroslin]

Games made for Windows XP haven’t fared particularly well with newer OSes so yeah, you’re probably right.

[@taakotuesdays]

spore couldn’t let him continue. it violated every ethics law in existence to let griffin go this far

[@kirakinn577]

my friend turturo

[@epoillaKory]

kirakinn my dad totino

[@Alizudo]

my niece garbanzo

[@lena-urbano5915]

kirakinn The trilogy

[@pyrelight9794]

The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit

[@eaglecla3]

Jaa'ms Apple Sauce im dying

[@fefetama4323]

"Kindof a bee movie situation"

[@taboolynx]

Griffin and Justin: Make the bee movie Spore: *Hippity hoppity now you’re my property*

[@ienjoymeth]

i don’t know why i love the increasingly distorted COME ON AND *SLAM*

[@Tamugetsu]

This is actually really well-edited, had me cackling

[@heartnet1999]

You are a fool if you think I'll ever be done with watching this on repeat

[@greta9534]

Toe to tip that is a Bart!

[@austin5977]

This is probably the most I've ever laughed at a video in my life.

[@nyxerus7500]

“I gotta eat some boy first...”

[@scrappyknees]

Backpack for his applesauce Backpack where he keeps his applesauce Jaams got that applesauce that you crave Everybody catches juicy jaam.wav

[@DeeCross]

"Why are you afraid to tell this story, John Lasseter?" Well, now we know why…

[@Roxy_D_Rose]

this video is great for when you wanna watch the spore eps but dont have an hour and a half

[@bungeonsandbragons2945]

Pink jaam is in the corner of your room when you have sleep paralysis

[@cicada6849]

this is literally the first polygon/monster factory/McElroy thing I watched. i was super confused but im glad i gave them a chance haha

[@Tinybeequeen]

I spent my whole time watching this just saying No at higher and higher octaves

[@VitaminAwsome]

Y’know spore was definitely and I mean absolutely a different game when it was on the DS. When I was like ten or something I was playing that DS game so much, and now knowing that this is a fully fledged genetics and survival game, I’m just in awe

[@DeadHouseMouse]

And it was on this day that the world learned the McElroy brothers should not be allowed to play god

[@eddie2000ad]

*spend first 10 minutes laughing ass off* *see its a 30 minute video* *praise new youtube gods for blessing us with this video*

[@mr.jamerton3686]

My stomach hurts from laughing and disgust.