Someone Broke Into My House

[@IronPineapple]

Incredibly disappointing to see this kind of behavior from Drew, thanks for being open and sharing this with us.

[@sheanstanks]

Glad to see a man of culture in Joel's chatroom

[@vrcxdc3623]

Wow dude you watch Joel? Never expected to see you there

[@ShadowRubberDuck]

I mean, he broke in to play some Elden ring on PS5 wouldn’t you do the same?

[@tristanbistan]

I had to do a double take when I saw your name

[@ComeInToMadness]

What was the political message in this video Pineapple?

[@Cherdleys]

i am so sorry about this!! thanks for speaking out ur brave

[@Joel-Haver]

Thank you, please lock your door for your own safety

[@jimbojimson]

Both of you please lock your doors for my safety

[@EFFamily]

You’re not funny

[@2hedz77]

@@jimbojimson that place Joel was talking about, where people don't lock their doors?...that place is called Canada. But now that Drew might see this comment, I'll lock my door. Joel, please use the key under the mat.

[@cinemaspire7258]

What's a brave and how do you speak out of it??

[@ManCarryingThing]

thought this was a joke at first. absolutely terrifying. those thumbnails looked like they'd get a lot of engagement too.

[@Kaos701A]

Aren’t you the guy who made Plankton Farts and Dies?

[@romansrule3]

Aren’t you the guy who made Plankton Farts and Dies?

[@StumpPumper]

Book

[@KillerOfWhales]

Aren’t you the guy who lost custody of his kids to his wife, Deborah?

[@theyruinedyoutubeagain]

Bro how do you still only have 296k? KZbin's algorithm is so unfair :(

[@drewisgooden]

I can't believe someone would do this to you

[@JasonCdesign]

Thief!!! 😂😂😂, honestly though great vid!

[@Nae_Ayy]

bro ur late

[@Joel-Haver]

Thanks for your sympathy my dear cousin… wait… you’re not my cousin

[@ihatehandles69420]

KZbins bastard...

[@fembread]

hai drew :3

[@bloodsweatandecstasy]

there comes a point where i cant tell if its serious or a skit anymore from the thumbnail

[@chunkydisasta]

This is a real video

[@MasonIncorporated]

This is a skit

[@CrazyHorseInvincible]

@@chunkydisasta Every video you see on KZbin is a real video.

[@noahclark7603]

Same

[@Harry-qq2kt]

This is a real video

[@BozalliCopter]

As a general rule I don't like to do victim-blaming but Joel this completely serves you right for running errands

[@Jebu911]

True he should just use his slaves I mean interns to do his errands.

[@LucyJuicyStardust]

I really thought this was a sketch at first, but the footage of the break-in is absolutely terrifying... I'm so glad you're ok.

[@alanm6o9]

I assumed this comment was true , so the first 1:15 was so believable to me LOL

[@cloudthief8918]

​@@alanm6o9same 😂

[@garydagg9112]

​@@alanm6o9yeah he got me aswell

[@RavenRains]

best kinda joke xD

[@favoritesubscriptions8502]

@@alanm6o9 same

[@cerspence]

Im so sorry Joel. It’s gotta be one of the most gross and violating feelings to have someone just enter your space and use your everyday objects as inspiration for half baked commentary videos ideas. Sending good vibes 🫂 ❤

[@mohammadboozarjomehri4430]

Come to brazil

[@Joel-Haver]

Come to brazil

[@Peanut_person88]

Come to brazil

[@dumsquirrel]

I say, bring Brazil to you.

[@ShodaiGojira-xn3xk]

Come to brazil

[@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes]

I like how Joel simultaneously learned it was Drew from the footage but was also there himself and caught Drew.

[@Vishakha_B897]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@2minuss]

Always got to make sure.

[@Agnes.Nutter]

I think it was more saying “the police can’t use this as evidence if you can’t see his face”

[@Cheapiebeepie]

The break in video was also already made and already top trending during the break in so we’re already outside the confines of linear time

[@poppypods]

There are no benefits to giving anyone the benefit of doubt.

[@dominikainslie9168]

I think "KZbin's Bastard" is one of the funniest names I've heard. There's so much implied history with that statement that we can play around with and applying it to Drew Gooden is the extra icing on the cake. Excellent video!

[@maritimus_]

the true joel haver effect is not knowing if the video is a sketch or a true event at first glance

[@GRAYgauss]

Or even after. Is anything real?

[@StepAsideLiL]

Sketch? What are you talking about? Joel doesn't make sketches.

[@thomaslikescars]

​@@StepAsideLiLthis is a documentary channel

[@0Gumpy0]

doesn't he in live in a van lol

[@DrexSux]

@@0Gumpy0Sounds like you’re projecting

[@RyanTheLeader]

I'd watch all of those videos in a heart beat

[@Joel-Haver]

Ryan please, don’t fall for his boyish charm

[@Jojo-xe3rg]

I can't believe I was genuinely concerned for Joel for the first 1 minute

[@JM-dq7xn]

That's not a bad thing

[@himanbam]

I think we should all try to be a little more genuinely concerned for Joel :_)

[@dhv2852]

You're laughing, there was a commentary channel brainstorm in his home and you're laughing.

[@monhi64]

Did a bunch of KZbinrs get together and plan like fake terrible prank events yesterday?? I’m just confused because I saw oompaville & coffeezilla upload a similar video (I’m pretty sure yesterday too) about getting the large sum of a million dollars stolen from him. And I was also battling with the thoughts of us this real because it’s way to absurd and funny to be real. Now this, feels like too much of a coincidence. Especially both involved two sets of KZbinrs I didn’t know worked together but I could sort of see the 4 of them tangentially work together like this

[@monoymono9]

im always concerned for Joel. Just wanna be sure he's ok :) .

[@RubyDoobieScoo]

This is why I set my security cameras to auto-ring the police if the facial recognition software sees Drew Gooden.

[@charlesingvarjonsson9997]

Such a shame to see Drew sink to this level... Justice needs to be served

[@kneerunjun]

We need to dye his hair blue to make it easily noticeable if KZbin’s bastard Drew Gooden breaks into anymore places

[@Dave_the_Dave]

He'll just get his desserts!

[@jverkaik100]

They don't call him KZbin's bastard for nothing

[@derekjdyer]

This was clearly drug related, he has a problem, he needs help!

[@ShadowRubberDuck]

Don’t lie you would you break into someone’s house to play PS5

[@Null_Experis]

I think the worst problem with this is how Drew forced you to basically make a reaction video. Truly, his villainy knows no bounds.

[@jverkaik100]

I can't say I'm surprised. I once found Drew Gooden, aka KZbins Bastard, sitting in my car, saying things like "I cooked all my food for a week using that car cigarette outlet thingy some cars still have" and "I tried to commit grand theft auto but got too distracted by that car cigarette outlet thingy some cars still have".

[@monoymono9]

clever

[@Kelnx]

OK, this is the best comment.

[@jennhoff03]

;'D Thank you for this.

[@bayonetababe9697]

Thanks. This really made me laugh 😂

[@pdiddlers3268]

There is a serious lack of Drew apologizing in this comment section. Everyone knows that's where the real sorry happens.

[@grantmiller7257]

He's still in the corner. He can't...

[@_Greyboi_]

I like to imagine Joel came home one day to see Drew in his beanbag chair say “Hello Joel. I have a skit idea.”

[@mrdaym]

This is now truth, and truth cannot be changed.

[@veltongoodenjr]

@@mrdaym Pluto frowns in discontent.

[@spawnpoint111]

he got bored from the moon pod

[@Cyranek]

leaving my door unlocked in the hopes that drew breaks in and comes up with some more stellar ideas

[@alexmartens]

Every pitch he made I found myself furiously clicking each thumbnail that appeared on screen. He's just that good

[@pixel-junky]

Bastard! He can't keep getting away with the deeds he has done.

[@htspencer9084]

Ngl, imagine if you actually had a home invasion now and nobody believes you.

[@gliixo]

I can't get over how horrifying the perp is. Good luck getting the cops to deal with this monster!

[@LangstonDev]

Notorious KZbin's Bastard

[@Knotaro_bot]

im going to triple check my locks every time i leave now, thanks for the heads up

[@Butterforyourrolls]

Imagining this as a conception is hilarious, the follow through is somehow better. "I BROKE INTO JOEL HAVERS HOUSE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO" was when I lost it lost it.

[@Pouncer9000]

I'm a little relieved I don't have to.

[@johnhills3611]

“The future of scones is bleak” really got me

[@thehyperdymond3067]

Lol this progressed very quickly from “oh no! That’s awful, it’s good that’s they got him on cams at least” to “commentary on commentary creation” to a lovely Haver skit as usual This is one of my favorites now

[@enzoferrari3645]

someone broke into his house man wth

[@fonkyfesh-old]

That swipe at Walden was cathartic af

[@RP-mp4ow]

I love how Joel used his occasional method of being open, honest and sincere on this channel to blur the line between reality and skit in this video

[@Mattytime]

I am curled up in a ball, sobbing on my living room floor. The heartbreak I feel knowing that this wholesome little guy is actually a dangerous misanthrope. This scar will never heal.

[@ゴールぐ]

I'm glad I don't have to break into Joel's house anymore

[@PurposelessRabbitholes]

This was really scary man, thanks for the update and glad you're okay. Probably wasn't the safest thing to engage the intruder like that, but the physical prowess you showcased in subduing him was pretty amazing honestly. I learned a lot

[@Spikey100000]

“You think you’ve won, haven’t you” I don’t know if it’s solely his writing but the slightly stilted and/ or convoluted speech and speech patterns in Joel’s videos is an actual art form

[@dataraxia3520]

I'm disappointed that "I broke into Joel Haver's house so you don't have to" isn't a real video

[@robertoinzunzamorales1844]

yet

[@EmmaEquinox]

I can't believe someone would do this to you, Joel. My heart breaks and my disappointment is immeasurable. For someone to just WALK into YOUR home.. and do what they did... Heinous. 🙏

[@AtsAreStupid]

They did do the thing that they did, and I'm SHOCKED. And appalled!!! And other words that also denote the SERIOUSNESS of this situation.

[@hambone_]

I like how Joes acts unsure if they’ll be able to catch the guy despite being in the same room as him

[@gamingfreek]

Lock them doors people. keep these KZbinrs out of your home

[@Phriedah]

dudnt work on the lockpickinglawyer

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

...little click out of one... two is binding...

[@Pred.]

Wait I actually started getting so worried from the footage but then it was drew and I feel like reality is a shitpost

[@slimpow]

This was comforting to watch, Danny Gonzalez broke into my house last year and I thought I was the only victim of these heinous acts. Hope you’re feeling safer now Joel!

[@LangstonDev]

This isn't Danny Gonzalez??

[@mrdaym]

I'm sorry to hear that. They say time heals all wounds but that doesn't mean the scars still don't hurt.

[@rubyy.7374]

@@LangstonDev We all know they’re the same person

[@Lowcalcalzonezone26]

I love the fact that out of all Drew's thumbnails, the one with the most views was 'I Ate Butter'

[@ChrisGuerra31]

Having a brain fart for the term "brain fart" has to be the most canon event in the Joelverse

[@scoobydoobers23]

I do appreciate the public service. A PSA on basic home security camoflaged as comedic content. This is only second to the No No Square as educational youtube PSA.

[@DungeonSoup]

I like how it wasn't until reviewing the footage that he found out who the culprit was.

[@Barry3819]

you actually had me there. i never knew that this other person even existed.

[@coool20]

How could you not know drew gooden? He's KZbin's bastard

[@slippingbugs]

Even after the joke happened I still felt sad for you

[@mrdaym]

yeah, he had to hang out with drew goodman. poor guy.

[@gunkisswindleswag]

My sympathy goes out to you, I myself had a commentary youtuber come into my house and... whew boy it's hard to talk about... and make a commentary video about how fat and stupid my cat is. The fact that somebody could do something like this in a place I THOUGHT was safe it just, just disgusts me honestly. I'm so sorry you had to live this experience, it's not something anybody should have to go through, stay strong Joel.

[@MxchiefMxker]

When I first opened this, I thought it was going to be a sketch. So sorry to hear this deranged individual would violate your public space like that, that’s so scary, and I hope they get the help the footage shows they so clearly need

[@mrdaym]

Seeing Drews genuine smile at the end really made me understand why Charlie paid $10.000 for his company. (Not sexual)

[@Nako3]

If that is not the Joel Haver-est moment of all time coming straight from bunko town then I dont know what is!

[@Smith-if8sn]

Straight insaneo style

[@MasonMiko]

Drew having such a disregard for Walden’s transcendentalism. Icon.

[@funnybone6149]

It could have been worse It could have been MatPat And he would have been waiting for you with malicious intent

[@uncle-keg]

You had me in the first half I ain't gonna lie. At first I thought it was a skit, then I thought it wasn't, thank god you left the bloopers in at the end or I wouldn't know what to think!

[@magentasquash]

i HATE when commentary youtubers break into my house :( so sorry you had to go thru this, joel!

[@markchinguz4401]

He might be bread

[@emdash2997]

Joel breaking slightly at 5:13 is so wholesome and fills me with joy, haha.

[@Spire1324]

Really sad to see former NBA stars like Drew having to resort to breaking and entering... Sorry you had to go through this, Joel ❤

[@revilno]

3:03 i like the idea that the police couldn’t use the footage and that he wouldn’t recognize the thief even though he got back home while he was there

[@jimmyanderson9728]

Love you Joel, be safe. After further inspection on the video, I'm even more terrified of your situation.

[@rdear]

It’s wild that you convinced Danny Gonzales to play KZbin’s bastard Drew Gooden in this video!

[@WiloPolis03]

Does Joel just live within a square mile of every KZbinr on the platform or

[@B8GViews]

The ones he hasn't killed yet, maybe.

[@cbsaulren]

No shit... Rough neighborhood

[@samdurham6277]

I mean probably, a lot of them live in LA

[@MonkeyHero]

Thats what living in LA is like. Most all of The Industry is there.

[@Daffz]

i like to think that all youtubers just flock to see him

[@ItsAsparageese]

He just hasn't been the same since Paint tormented him with that song. Clearly drove him to psychopathic villainy

[@Brofallo]

You had me in the first minute not gonna lie

[@CrazyHorseInvincible]

His video was uploaded 2 minutes ago. You are just now approaching the third minute, where he doesn't currently have you.

[@noahclark7603]

Same

[@BreadCatMarcus]

@@CrazyHorseInvincible this is great lol. Some people just have to have those likes on their comments 😂

[@AlanQSmithee]

Police obtained the security footage and immediately arrested Danny

[@dudemanlastname]

drew is one hell of a good actor also cool to see you guys collab, very unexpected

[@zacherychapman8474]

To pull the wool over Joel's eyes, just let his bangs grow for another week.

[@discgolfwes]

You had me in the first half, not gunna lie

[@xxx_NOBODY_xxx]

he had you indeed!

[@illdie314]

I looked up "I broke into Joel havers house so you don't have to" but it doesn't exist I can't believe this video lied to me

[@Spacey75257]

No one will believe Joel if his house actually gets broken into

[@Smith-if8sn]

What do you mean? This evil bastard totally disregarded Joel's space

[@thebigdawgj]

I hope someone does, it'd be karmic.

[@TylerandMoRoll]

I wish when Joel found him.. he said “hey guy!”.

[@jd1no]

Joel's physical comedy in this one is top notch. Very good.

[@bluesheepredanimationskind7690]

the best part about his videos is that you can never tell if its a serious actual video or a skit

[@ididntdoanythingwrong3451]

I love how Mr.Beast is just casually on the moon like it was always part of this.

[@Geebees93]

Ok so at first I thought this video was a joke when I saw the title. Then seeing how serious Joel was at the beginning I thought he was serious and I was really sad cause Joel's such a wholesome dude. I'm glad it was all in good fun after all.

[@mark9294]

Um no, this wasn’t a joke, Drew Gooden (KZbin’s bastard) actually did this (break into Joel’s house)

[@xxangelscenexx247]

How can you tell it’s fake.. black and white security cameras..

[@nubluva]

I'm so proud of you turning a bad situation into a learning experience for the rest of us!

[@xyz.anonymous]

I've called the police on your behalf and this person is going to be facing actual consequences.

[@congruentcrib]

When you can’t tell if it’s a skit or he’s serious. That’s why I love Joel.

[@timmyflapjack6350]

Who else was dumb enough to go to drews channel to see if the collab actually went that far?

[@sirfizz6518]

For years I've known of Drew. Now i kinda have an idea who he is. Even though I'm unfamiliar with his work, it's really cool getting an inside look at his creative process. Thanks for opening up your home and heart, Joel. 🎉

[@grantmiller7257]

Never meet your heroes. They'll always let you down with how lame their creative process is.

[@camerondrew9402]

Drew defiled my possessions once. I chose to forgive him hoping he would change his tune. Well guess what mister, this has got to stop!

[@NeoRipshaft]

I'm so sorry this happened to you Joel, I still have to occasionally shoo off Penguinz0 after he got into my attic. I've tried installing one of those one way exits to keep him out but he just seems to keep finding ways around it.

[@thememe4u]

My thought process throughout this video: "Wait Joel got robbed? Wait, this could just be a skit" "Oh, it seems Joel really did get robbed, that's terrible" "I don't know why but the robber is giving me Drew Gooden vibes" "Oh wait it is Drew Gooden lmao"

[@Hensley_Jb]

Oh he’s serious. Baby boy nooo….. you bastards 💀

[@J.a.c.o.b]

Never the video I expected. Always the video I needed.

[@AtomicBugg]

This had me in stitches. My 2 absolute favorite content creators did a collab!? Amazing!

[@spencercox4092]

To think Danny Gonzalez would just break into your house like that 😢😔😰

[@wurstkurs3242]

so nice of joel to help out small content creators like drew, by letting them brainstorm in his apartment

[@sovietbear1917]

I honestly didn't know who Drew Gooden was, so I opened an incognito window and looked. I'm glad you survived your home invasion.

[@xaosbob]

This isn't just sad, it's...depraved. I don't know anyone that would go into another person's home and do something like this. It's inhuman.

[@PyroSpecter]

If "frain bart" isn't the best brain fart, then I don't know what is.

[@johnmarkarth2249]

Joel really harnessed his human form of “ADVENTURE AWAITS HUZZAH!”

[@micalishis]

I was fully expecting to go to Drew's channel and see a video where he breaks into Joel's house.

[@ryanhaining4004]

I keep checking Drew's channel waiting for Joel to show up there. This is a crossover episode from two totally different universes

[@Kittysuit]

my bike got stolen the other day while all my neighbors have their bikes out front too. i dont know why they singled out mine. it was my grandmas bike. she got it for mothers day somewhere in the 70s and she passed it down to me when she wanted a better bike. it was locked. sometimes locking your doors or your bikes wont keep the bad out, unfortunately...

[@treyshaffer]

I can't believe this happened to you Joel, I'm so sorry, hopefully you're able to get your dignity back :(

[@Toppy_From_Scratch]

The moment he said drew gooden. I knew for sure it was f- REAL! Come on drew. How could you.

[@joeyskar]

Good to see Joel help KZbin channels out by sharing the spotlight. I really hope that guy gets somewhere thanks to Joel.

[@BradiKal61]

"I went without charging my phone" LOL

[@Jigamuffin]

You had me in the first half

[@BlakeRosier]

Dude I feel so bad your house got broken into. Damnnnn you even did funny scene with culprit

[@rudydavis6574]

It's unfortunate when people seek out your property as a target. There's no realistic way to deal with it. It's best just to let content makers do as they feel when they break in so you don't start drama.

[@rudydavis6574]

A truly barbaric and unruly practice keeping the classes in check.

[@mrdaym]

"ATTACKED BY HOMEOWNER FOR BEING A CREATIVE!!!!"