Why Did I Write That Down? | Reading My Old Terrible Jokes

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Thank you so much for helping me reach half a million subscribers! Insane. To celebrate this achievement, I've decided to react to some old terrible jokes that my brain not only came up with, but decided they were worthy of documenting. I may not be turning these ideas into sketches, or books, or stand-up bits, but at least I'm finally using them for something.
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[@Spicypuff]

Glad to know im not the only idiot.

[@mrskitkats]

Spicy Puffin glad to know I’m not the only other idiot

[@emistrash54]

I'm**

[@Noblepeanut]

It’s so touching finding other idiots in this world. *single tear runs down my cheek*

[@cejaythegreatandawesome]

Your*

[@gwent5106]

Shoe polish*

[@rileyure8937]

"Butterfly for dinner again?? I hate my wife." Is the funniest phrase of all time

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

Riley Ure better than Danny giving you 3 dead toads as roses

[@theartofphilomathy]

"😒"

[@NeckYourself]

@@whatsallthebrouhaha “boomer” what year is this bro

[@artyb27]

@@NeckYourself have you been living under a rock this year?

[@NeckYourself]

@@artyb27 What makes you think it’s still acceptable to use boomer as an insult? You people need to let shit die.

[@coainc]

’curious jorge’ is, in fact, comedy gold

[@PierceMyGuy]

you’re right curious Jorge is freaking hilarious

[@w0nu]

What if he was actually just typing curious George and was too high

[@SeraJaneable]

I came back here a year later just for the Curious Jorge joke

[@ellasirna]

nicola wilkman that actually made me lol

[@vay5540]

I actually laughed

[@cheesebeing5679]

Learning that drew gooden smoked weed at some point in his life has exactly the same feeling as hearing John mulaney talk about doing cocaine

[@jessarisetty5448]

They both have “guy who was kept in a room by scientists to see if they could create the most bland seeming human” vibes

[@eggnogalcoholic]

Same actually, glad to know I’m not the only one ☝️

[@TheQueenOfSheba]

Yes lmao. He reminds me of a straight Jim Parsons so it threw me off lmao

[@justsoul815]

I'm pretty sure he was just joking lol

[@yoongiverse.]

@@justsoul815 he was completely serious

[@NerdyRulerz]

"The way my brain works is that it doesn't" As someone with ADHD I related to that shit hard

[@riverkhan1128]

my entire exsistence is forgeting that not everyone has ADHD and then being like "haha, right? and everyone feels this way" only to remember not everyone feels that way

[@maddy3852]

@@riverkhan1128 same! Then when nobody relates to what I said I"m like wow you ppl are weird... Even though I'm the one with ADHD lol

[@ot9twicee117]

@@riverkhan1128 frrr ☠️☠️

[@pearlhwva]

not sure if i have adhd or not but i also found that relatable lmao

[@minipotatoghandi8780]

My uncle and I literally have conversations about this lmfao

[@gabbyholloman9398]

“I’ve fought in every war” “my scoliosis has arthritis” Underappreciated quotes

[@rachel7682]

“I’ve seen the way you looking at your grandmother and you better back the **** off kid” - Drew Gooden acting as Grandpa 2018

[@atomsmasher703]

That shit was 10/10.

[@cerysxox]

pfft my scoliosis has spears

[@sourgrapesandparmesaninact2566]

My scoliosis... *exists*

[@reallynewusername]

Why did I laugh so hard at "butterfly for dinner again??? I hate my wife :("

[@localdreamer13]

For the good of the universe, I shall not like this comment

[@lillydowty7455]

This is literally how every boomer comedian speaks

[@BoeJurrow]

I laughed so hard at curious jorge

[@jambononi]

Frog first world problems, am I right?

[@devy8473]

That was kinda cute tho haha

[@mewsic3063]

Drew saying "i got really high" while looking like the kind of guy that plays d&d and reads books 24/7 gave me whiplash

[@meyague]

you can't get high if you read books?

[@mewsic3063]

@@meyague who said that

[@kim_tork52]

Nah he definitely gives me stoner vibes lol

[@derpina586]

What was your comment about if not that@@mewsic3063

[@ouijaclown]

@@luxuryenbyyeah i was about to say, i know very few people who play DnD and don’t smoke haha

[@SquiddyHiggenbottom]

To be fair, "What about country music?" and "Voice activated gun" sound like promising beginnings to SNL sketches

[@alexanderhamilton1026]

'I plead Beethoven's Fifth' is unironically hilarious to me.

[@ariahalladay9086]

I love your user name a little too much

[@SketchUT]

I will now be responding to people I don’t wanna talk to with this

[@marsxoxo1110]

OMG A FELLOW HAMILFAN I NOW WORSHIP YOU

[@goldennamedcooper]

.

[@thatoneinternetguy9258]

Sounds like a tumblr joke

[@emmam1282]

“My scoliosis has arthritis” Best line I’ve ever heard

[@sugarcombfilms3467]

I actually have both conditions and I'm only 20

[@upgoyxtirzruz]

@@sugarcombfilms3467 well that's unfortunate

[@Will-db4qo]

@@sugarcombfilms3467 good luck ig

[@Cardinalt]

@@sugarcombfilms3467 ah rip. I thought I had bad luck with being condemned to just scoliosis.

[@coatimundi69]

bars

[@anaqours]

i've rewatched this video so many times over the years and "butterfly for dinner again" never fails to make me lose my mind it's so funny for absolutely NO REASON

[@spurcalluth6300]

The funniest part is the "again". Like, this is a common occurrence.

[@koiifsh]

i think it's the delivery

[@spurcalluth6300]

@@koiifsh, it's not delivery, it's di giorno

[@chattymime]

bro right

[@chattymime]

@@spurcalluth6300wow

[@tyler439]

crazy seeing him so happy about 500k while he’s currently got 3.8M

[@damienearl8302]

Same! Like, I heard that, and my response was "Huh, I wonder how much he grew since the- oh *god* !"

[@bye427]

Hehe now 3.9 milll

[@waesucks]

3.9m now teehee

[@Rosa-gu5sw]

@rose you mean 4M

[@littlewolfgirl8707]

3.93M now

[@elizabethgrey6040]

Damn Drew “I got really high” I thought you were a family friendly married virgin...

[@ilikeartsandfarts8452]

Virgins for lives despite the wives

[@janeeyre1990]

No it's cool he means high on Christ

[@iknowdawae9513]

I was about to call the church, phew!

[@ye721]

@@janeeyre1990 let the voice of love take you higher

[@nehanudawatte5173]

He's like John Mulaney except... no, no he's just like John Mulaney

[@natalie-3737]

I laughed harder at “curious Jorge” then I’m proud to admit

[@MissDraiha]

Me too!

[@laurenvcouto]

Nat i ugly laughed

[@katiek2615]

Me too, and I don't even know why

[@heidurakeiiiiii5804]

I laughed and my mom heard me and said « whats so funny? Are you talking with ur friends?» and im like no mom its drew

[@slategirl5046]

my dad used to call curious george curious jorge

[@lavender2263]

it's been nearly 4 years and the "why, MC A?" joke is still fucking amazing

[@DottyyAnimalJam]

can u explain the joke to a dumbass please

[@thatcartoonistcat4344]

I don't get the joke :(

[@jessarisetty5448]

@@thatcartoonistcat4344 I think the joke is that, because of the setup, everyone expects a play on YMCA, but no one expects the “No, they don’t let me go there anymore” response.

[@yajurojha8200]

thanks

[@GoodKidmAAdLizard]

No, they don’t let me go there anymore.

[@bonezarebroken]

The way he just said "Pedophile Phil." so casually, and then moved with no comment was beautiful.

[@Pizza653]

"Weed is supposed to relax you, but it just turns me into". same

[@aidendaufelt8166]

H

[@winter_wolf3284]

E

[@alastorbutwithagun]

K

[@god3500]

E

[@birb_Mairead06]

P

[@gray1648]

"My scoliosis has arthritis, shut up"

[@maisie2224]

1.3k likes 1 comment (mine) suspicious

[@kelcianatemplemire6477]

I love when he says that.

[@kargleyjr0426]

i literally read this comment as he said it

[@kgouge8541]

@@kargleyjr0426 same

[@cassics8285]

I have an old note titled “ideas” and filled with things like this: “ The fairy Godfather (Cinderella x The Godfather)” “ “I lived, I laughed, I loved” - Julius Caesar” “Goat fig or go home -punchline of dumb joke about charcuterie that I haven’t written yet” *drives while eating spaghetti out of plastic shopping bag* All with no further explanation. Thank you Drew for helping me rediscover my terrible old notes

[@cheesebiscuit8376]

I would pay millionsof dollars for cinderella x the godfather

[@Syrange13]

@@cheesebiscuit8376 I think that's just Shrek 2

[@cheesebiscuit8376]

@@Syrange13 oooh yeah that makes sense

[@LSRandomHandle]

Random question Cassics but what’s your favourite combination of cheese and jam?

[@bleachyidioms]

these made me laugh really hard, thank you for sharing

[@CalLadyQED]

These are the serious ones: 7:21 Feeling like an adult 12:26 Making friends as an adult 13:34 Thinking vs doing

[@mayhemilyy]

his note on feeling like an adult is so goddamn relatable... he captured a very complex feeling so concisely. blew me away

[@agnes3078]

Curious Jorge, just plain and simple as a fact without any context is the funniest I’ve ever heard lmao

[@userisdeadandarchived2995]

1k likes no reply. Thats a record im gonna destroy

[@t6amygdala]

@@userisdeadandarchived2995 noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@t6amygdala]

i was laughing super hard for a straight 20 seconds i keep scrolling back up and laughing just as hard

[@mardoweb3550]

Thank god it’s not just me

[@userisdeadandarchived2995]

@@t6amygdala hahaha

[@stewart43kelsey21]

I went through my notes and found: "Fun Dip, but it's salt."

[@mrk_twn_lbow]

Anti-christ.

[@ellan1664]

stewart43kelsey reminds me of when I was at a restaurant and my brother dumped the entire salt shaker out onto his fries and chicken wings

[@Asterluna]

UnFun Dip

[@stewart43kelsey21]

@@ellan1664 oh NO

[@julianfuller6148]

The for me is coke

[@GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGW]

The delivery of “Curious Jorge” and the shitting DJ one made me laugh. That and the butterfly for dinner joke.

[@cargo_vroom9729]

I have to say "Unconventional Wisdom Teeth" made me laugh a lot. I love phrases that unexpectedly shift direction.

[@zyaicob]

Yes that linguistic whiplash is lovely

[@starboiseb]

the “texting during a conversation” is definitely just him pretending to text instead of talk but he didn’t have anybody to text so he typed “texting during a conversation” in his notes

[@cassteaelle7460]

Lol that is hilarious and makes a lot of sense

[@jodilackie2097]

Genius

[@rat-in-the-void]

Underrated comment

[@ausernameiguess7058]

I've done that

[@sallyr8384]

I once pretended to type on my phone when it wasn't even on because I was terrified to go to the bank lmao

[@lucy592]

I really do love how the only one Drew laughed at was curious Jorge.

[@Rince]

Lucy I laughed

[@spicytunaman3172]

Rince I loved that too I guess but not really but it’s okay be someone will :)

[@miyahmccraney1327]

I cried at why mc a Comedy gold

[@coco.0487]

WHY DID I READ IT AS "JOR-HEY"

[@haileybalzan794]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE BEST ONE

[@hnichole]

This reminds me of how my dream was to be a novelist from the time I was like seven, so throughout my entire childhood, any time I got an idea for anything - a character's name, a plot point, a line that I heard somebody say - I wrote it down on any scrap piece of paper I could find. And now, to this day, I have a huge box just full of random story ideas and poorly written passages that I thought were incredible at that time, but looking back are examples of the most terrible writing I have ever seen.

[@daydream5120]

I look back at my old writing and think it’s the cringiest thing ever

[@voidgamer7122]

can we get some examples?

[@CricetoFunni]

Please take a picture of every single one and post it as like an imgur album or something, I need to see this.

[@itsasecret5540]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who did this

[@40watt53]

Please you have to give us an example.

[@dumpsterracoon9920]

Recently I found a note that just said “The way to man’s heart is through his arteries :)” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since

[@40watt53]

yeah

[@weewooweewooweewoo]

I have a note in my phone that is titled, “Bucket list?” And the only thing on it is “roam in a cornfield and eat raw corn” I have my priorities straight

[@blankslate7491]

I wish my life could be as in order as yours

[@yeet-8603]

I have paid to do that, it’s a magical experience

[@vampirebicth]

last year i use to work at a haunted corn maze from like 6pm - midnight so no one got to eat dinner and we would get hungry so we would just snack on the corn while vaping and watching tik toks whenever there was a lull in customers

[@youareworthit5322]

Raw sweet corn is freaking delicious though! I used to help my grandparents shuck the sweet corn that they grew and sold but I would eat so many cobs that I would be sick afterwards.

[@_4tr4mp0line]

i gonna add that to my bucket list

[@breademojiwheatemoji4003]

i have a lot of strange things in my notes but my personal favorites are “congratulati” and “Ed Sheepan” both with no additional text

[@ipaintontheskies]

Ed sheepan is the funniest thing ive heard 😂😂😂

[@libby9047]

congratulati !

[@okaayushi]

i literally cant stopping like... Ed SHEEPAN??!! lolololol

[@LunarEleven]

Too bad the Ed Sheepan comment didn't have a cool drawing to illustrate the joke. Could have really bumped it up a notch.

[@ptolyclarke1400]

Hey sharol, congratulati on your new baby!

[@reaganrene5140]

I know it’s been 3 years but please make a part 2, we all know you still have more lunacy in those notes that needs to be made public

[@MajorDeath-df9gm]

20 year old Drew: a message to poop - you are what I eat 25 year old Drew: please poop in my mouth, Danny

[@konkeydonk]

I appreciate that Amanda apparently sleeps with her glasses on

[@denaereimann2990]

Not to mention the popcorn under her pillow...

[@amyhleigh]

I do it 💀

[@josie3221]

You can NEVER be too prepared

[@rabio02]

Gotta see those dreams in 4k

[@noonstyles3973]

@@rabio02 😭

[@Kenneth_Makes_Content]

Found a note on my phone that just said “cheese but at 80 degrees” then I made a foot note that just said “hot”

[@TheLibertyRyan]

COMEDY GOLD

[@grandlordSpencer]

*chants* cheese but at 80 degrees, cheese but at 80 degrees

[@matt309]

@@grandlordSpencer chant 80 degree cheese ot sounds better

[@lunadoodles8810]

"ᵉⁱᵍʰᵗʸ ᵈᵉᵍʳᵉᵉˢ ʰᵒᵗ" made me laugh so much i don't know why

[@sock7077]

hot........... cheese bURN

[@officialblimp]

I like how our notes can be full of the most nonsensical things, and then in the middle there’s an extremely profound thought, followed by more nonsense

[@jfrfilms6697]

Some of these jokes are honestly an interesting insight into how Drew’s style of humor developed

[@40watt53]

or how it didnt 😭

[@user-oq2eh1fo2s]

The “why, MC A” one would’ve been a complete hit on vine. I cackled when I heard that joke 😂

[@kirbwarriork3371]

If the beginning part was a bit more concise, it would be perfect.

[@amouryong]

When he said that it took me 10 seconds to get the joke. I'm an idiot

[@kevincoleman2092]

the funny thing is there already was a rapper called MCA so that whole set up was unnecessary lol

[@lyon9580]

@@amouryong I still don't get it.

[@roobee1234]

Yeah this didn't age well be checked into rehab

[@batznotbratz8895]

I’m still contemplating what the context of “pedophile Phil” is and I’m getting more and more concerned

[@topsoil8690]

I want to like this so bad but I can't disturb the 69

[@saoirsewood8890]

nice pfp

[@wistful4684]

Alli Swatsenbarg you can like it now

[@topsoil8690]

@@wistful4684 thanks lol

[@peenixtrite]

now its 169.. fuck.

[@getsouped]

i have an ongoing note for specific thoughts like this. notable parts: - cemeteries on demand! - stop making your brother bear witness to things he knows nothing about - *minecraft door opening sound* whats wrong, son - theres a horse loose in a high school - toilet that just has a wedge seat - ghoul ghoul ghost ghoul aaah - long jumps backwards up the stairway to heaven - reeses peanut butter cups breeding grounds - you felt spaghetti crawling down your back - party rockers of the jury,

[@raz9388]

PARTY ROCKWRS OF THE JURY JS GIVING ME A HESRTATTACL THATS HAS NO ROGHT TO BE THAT FUNNY

[@getsouped]

@@raz9388 party rockers in the jury tonight, may i direct your attention to exhibit b

[@phantomboba]

These sound like the types of thoughts my tired brain comes up with at 2 AM

[@40watt53]

youve got potential

[@nerdyfellow7740]

So this was in my notes: “Come on down to Lowe’s this Friday to pick up some totally normal cotton / polyester blend pants. With these pants you’ll be the most normal son of a bitch in the bingo club.” No, I don’t know why.

[@camillepier3344]

don’t fret Drew, I have a note that says “centipede nial horan”

[@oweng8895]

centipede niall horan crawls in your ear, you tell him to stop but he is in there

[@cthulhutheendless1587]

Human centipede one direction is the disturbing image in my mind

[@lilylol9504]

That’s the equivalent to Harry with like 100 nipples instead of just 4

[@monke980]

@@cthulhutheendless1587 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮

[@finnlastname4397]

god didnt want you to destroy the world and made you forget what the fuck you meant

[@DannySaurusRex]

I wasn't surprised to see that most of these notes were made between the hours of 12-4 am.

[@moormonkey]

Pikachu Archives would like, but the counter is at 420

[@thatsEforEveryone]

That's like the hours to feel drunk without drinking anything 😂😂😂

[@elafimilo8199]

Definitely the time when bad jokes seem like wonderful jokes

[@Man-ej6uv]

best hours for all that lol

[@misswilwarin8829]

I would 100% watch a show where the host asks people about their taste in music and then butts in to say "What about country music?"

[@therosieghost5180]

Every time I read my notes app it’s also very insane, like this gem: “carrot with vitamin C deficiency forced to cannibalism”.

[@megalyssa]

“I fought in EVERY war.”

[@KoteoNokan]

Meg Alyssa my scoliosis has arthritis. Shut up

[@mr.coconut2310]

"I've seen the way you're looking at your grandmother"

[@macy131]

You better back the fuck up

[@sethesteem]

eskiet

[@leonachamie6025]

the Peloponnesian war was rough.

[@micahbeckner2274]

This entire video is like a half joke so instead of: “I have a step ladder, I never knew my real ladder.” Its just “I have a step ladder.”

[@ellyouayenare2095]

When I went to my local Walmart, I saw a cashier.

[@micahbeckner2274]

@@ellyouayenare2095 my therapist says i have a preoccupation

[@fairy5668]

@@ellyouayenare2095 I WANNA HEAR THE END OF THAT

[@fairy5668]

@@micahbeckner2274 and tHAT

[@ellyouayenare2095]

Where there's a will,

[@amberchaba1148]

Damn 7:20 kinda relate. I feel like since the people that i talk to mostly are more successful than me, that im childish in comparison. I dont drive or live on my own like my friends a little younger or older than me. Im 23. I could also be happier with myself.

[@subsoar5734]

i like how he’d read something really sad, vulnerable and relatable before continuing to deadpan deliver shitty jones

[@aebez]

i’m still laughing over “message to poop: you are what i eat”

[@kristopher4130]

so true ibuki

[@kitkatrina1337]

so true ibuki

[@zanemcewen1343]

so true Ibuki

[@kotokoutsugi2993]

Hello, fellow Danganronpa fan

[@mimi.sues.]

so true ibuki

[@ansleyiscooler]

Drew: these are SO dumb!! Me who has laughed at every single one:👁👄👁

[@allisonavery7273]

Kinda same

[@megkrish7568]

I laughed at some of them cuz they either made no sense or were so bad that it's good

[@ChocoKCreamyR]

You laughed so hard your right eye went to the other side of the comment

[@octosadventures1949]

@@ChocoKCreamyR yea that’s a weird lookin face

[@lavenderplant]

a gog AND karl fan? cool

[@erend3643]

"See the way my brain works is that it doesn't" was actually my senior quote :^)

[@frickusernames]

This is such a comfort video. I love so many parts of it. Curios Jorge is one of the funniest things I've ever heard honestly, it makes me wheeze every time

[@madazzahatter9257]

“I’ve never had 500,000 of anything” Drew’s body cells: *am i a joke to you?*

[@nuggetstreamer7573]

drews brain cells:

[@ancis1327]

Drew's subscribers:

[@gage6173]

Drews:

[@madazzahatter9257]

mango socks you really think he has that much

[@millyc.7925]

Madazzahatter don’t do him like that, man

[@toughorangebloomplayz1272]

I see the resemblance between drew and his grandfather

[@shroomish4937]

Yeah thay both look like danny...

[@ratherande]

Its subtle but I can definitely see it

[@sunder530]

I guess maybe if you squint

[@katesszz]

Really? I dont see it.

[@Rin-dg4tz]

Meh

[@ytmlo]

Is anyone gonna talk about how Drew looks like the human embodiment of Greg Heffley in this thumbnail

[@angelicaschuyler1011]

The funniest thing in my notes were my friend’s sleep deprived comments about how scary it would be to be sleeping next to a lamp. This conversation started because we put a hat on a lamp and called it Abraham Lampcoln and ended when it devolved into an argument about if the Sun is a lamp

[@pspspspspspspspspspspspspspss]

I have a note from 2015 that says: “Nicki minach SNEEZEED on Beet hoven so he make starships Cannon in D” No I don’t know what my 13 years old self meant by that

[@Elm04]

I think that was referencing this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/pIO3c4BqityheNU

[@okaayushi]

OMG i cant stop laughing

[@ivyravenclaw3573]

Its the way you as a 13 year old spelled nicki minaj 😌😌

[@strangerthings9384]

@@Elm04 omg-

[@music-by-storm]

The fact that beethoven didn't even write canon in D makes this even better lol

[@coolkid4457]

I have this one note that was written about 1.5 years ago: “Keep the fire ants out of THE FORESTS”

[@slplssgr]

PLEASE KEEP THEM OUT OF THE FORESTS

[@Notmyname1593]

Do you happen to live in Australia?

[@sarahlouise9433]

OH MY GOD KAHSKHAKBDODGOA

[@spookybread1868]

Keeps ants out of everywhere, those stupid motherfuckers.

[@Cat-zq6iy]

😭

[@juliamdp]

I don’t know if I’m just really stupid, but I actually really like most of those notes. I’ve watched this video A BUNCH of times already and every time I’m out here arguing with drew because he goes “this sucks” to something and I go “no, it doesn’t, that’s hilarious” and I laugh every time

[@lizard_supreme]

world’s most rewatchable youtuber

[@themambawarrior2290]

I admit, I saw the "why, mc a?" Joke coming but the "no, they don't let me in there anymore" got a laugh out of me.

[@cowboytori]

SAME

[@goldenfurniture123]

SAME

[@dezh6345]

I could see that joking working. After "no, they don't let me in there anymore", could've been good. They could've said _why_ mca? "Because I stole the letters from the building. See?" "Why _mca?_ "

[@esobelisk3110]

same. honestly, I think the predictability of the pun is part of why that line works. because you’e not anticipating an extra layer to the joke.

[@the6597]

Im glad Im not the only one (Also, nice Gallade profile picture!)

[@lizbeth5716]

Curious Jorge was actually brilliant

[@serenityfreeman5906]

Instead its Wondering Jorge

[@connormccoy6178]

Never in my life, until this very moment, did I realize just how much I want a shirt that says “pants” on it.

[@seanbradford6657]

One of my favorites that I wrote is “What if Lego was racist” and then I didn’t do anything else for 2 years

[@juliebogen1797]

"he'll tell it like it is--- but not at first!" actually made me laugh, which is pretty embarrassing

[@monkiram]

I actually thought that was hilarious. And it reminds me of Drew's current style of humour which I love

[@kristopher4130]

reminded me of stefon from the snl skits for some reason

[@willhouston4487]

He's the spitting image of his grandpa

[@spencerj9660]

Ok

[@jj3340]

@@spencerj9660 Ok

[@gob57]

That420 Bitch ok

[@marconi1906]

@@gob57 ok

[@GA_131]

@@marconi1906 ok

[@potmki6601]

I laughed out loud at the idea of guns that are only working with shitty outdated voice recognition software. Making them just unbearable to use is such a funny idea in itself, but describtion of the workout mix issue is just hillarious

[@grapenuts111]

happy 10th birthday to "why, mc a?"

[@camryn333]

dude that 'why MC A?" thing had me crying lol

[@archontoulapaschali5930]

I didn't get that one :/

[@camryn333]

Archontoula Paschali like Y M C A but why

[@EndertheDragon0922]

Dang it I looked at this right before that joke and spoiled it for myself.

[@nosleep9816]

Yeah same lol

[@Ckb.]

bruh i felt dumb because it was so bad that it was funny

[@bruh4891]

that "why, MC A?" is one of the funniest things i've ever read

[@caitlinroseblaney226]

Faith Um... I didn’t get it... halp

[@laycebug3260]

Insomniac DaydreamzZz It’s a pun of the ‘YMCA’

[@caitlinroseblaney226]

Gregarious Gonzalez wow... yes it is. smh 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@caitlinroseblaney226]

Meg Loop Yep, I am. I said “wow” and “smh” because I didn’t get it

[@jeonghansupremacist4354]

I GIGGLED

[@leinaamatsuji-berry561]

It’s 2022 and I still crack up at “Weed is supposed to relax you but it turns me into”

[@liamprinsloo6245]

Curious Jorge is honestly the funniest thing

[@karinai3730]

drew flexing on all of us with the toilet paper stacked on his desk

[@froppiss5165]

Karina I seriously. he should be more careful about posting content that offends people in the future.

[@sambrake7000]

Do you realize that he wrote this 2 years ago

[@nox71377]

He knew

[@elijah5374]

Sam Brake, do you realize that’s part of the joke?

[@PoorEdward]

Pleas_Yeet_me_off a bridge at first i tho u were making a funny funny joke joke but then i saw ur gacha life...

[@androgynous_artist]

It look me five minutes to recover from Curious Jorge. 😂😂😂

[@nekovechi]

SAME 😭💀

[@stijnhonigvoort3448]

*BRUH* I KNOW THAT DEADASS GOT ME LIKE 💀💀 😂😂😂

[@eggs8021]

Oh my god me too

[@MrGoandrush]

I did not understand this joke:( Can you explain to me?

[@madhurima7174]

@@nekovechi 🤣

[@babyydemon1201]

As a song writer who uses journals and my phone notes equally to jot down song ideas, random lyrics, and whole songs.. the amount of unfinished one liner lyrics I’ve got in my notes is too relatable to this😂

[@goblin.2618]

The 20 year old Drew knowing his place thing is such a mood. There’s the sad level of it, yeah, but it’s also a fucking relief that I’m not a real adult. I’m not responsible. No, I can’t plan this. I’m not grown up enough to drink; you think I can accomplish remedial tasks? No. I’m a toddler with an iPad, not your competent employee making media

[@ashlynwalker5437]

Knowing that drew gets high makes me really uncomfortable cause I always forget he’s not a 12 year old boy

[@BlueChillstep]

@@kotawillowdiary lol it's just weed

[@popsicko6493]

@@kotawillowdiary it really isn't that big of a deal. It's not like he's just admitted to smoking crack.

[@skdncbdjsjxbdb]

@@popsicko6493 well for a 12 year old it would be a big deal.. that was the joke

[@seanm9306]

And he has a wife

[@warricklow4218]

it makes me uncomfortable too lol, especially since its really not common in my country.

[@kelseyarchibald7368]

“i’m feeling self cous cous” is my favourite thing i’ve found in my notes

[@45webstar]

Gold

[@wishingwell_333]

i jus choked

[@door1575]

PLS HAHAHA

[@midnightgamer2088]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[@universeplays6952]

damn, the only thing i have in my notes are two shitty fanfictions and a rant about my dads emotional abuse

[@kososka]

'Curious Jorge' is the funniest thing Drew has ever said

[@biggestastiest]

drew gooden reminds me of jesse pinkman but in like a scared animal with wide eyes kinda way

[@oliviap.1370]

Curious Jorge is legitimately the funniest thing that I've ever heard

[@thecoldestgoodbye]

SOMEONE ELSE THANK GOD I WAS WHEEZING

[@koiifsh]

every once in a while i whisper it to myself and start giggling uncontrollably

[@kososka]

I laugh everytime I watch this video, just because of it

[@platypusparasol9825]

i laughed and then i noticed that he has always been named jorge in my mind cause i watched the spanish dub as a kid. curious jorge fucking slaps.

[@waspsandwich6548]

autism

[@teaganhazard5659]

I found in my notes “need to drain pasta in a pinch? use a croc!”

[@madisonjames6917]

Genius.

[@Light-qx8iq]

wouldnt the croc melt? are they resistant to boiling water??

[@whimbrella]

Light they’re made of styrofoam not plastic

[@_4tr4mp0line]

@@Light-qx8iq r/woooosh

[@kamarannadi9291]

haha

[@albertlassiter8608]

7:20 was so sad. I am glad that you have grown to love and value yourself more. self-esteem can be so hard to build - and seeing notes like this can really help you see how far you've come

[@stevem.o.1185]

Since everyone's giving weird stuff from their old notes, I've got two particularly horrible ones:. "Old Yeller, but it's with a Yorkie". "The movie Tombstone, but it's Steampunk, and Doc Holiday says, 'I'll be your custom fleshlight'" instead of Huckleberry"

[@notdeadyet5337]

“pressing a benjamin button” is genuinely comedy gold.

[@jamewson]

Trol

[@sades466]

I don’t get it help

[@wafer2511]

@@sades466 well you see

[@ihaverabies17]

@@sades466 there was this movie about a guy who aged in reverse and the character was named benjamin button. So his joke was just a dumb play on his name

[@lovelybeautygirlstella5976]

TRUEEEEE

[@sadieleonard4503]

"My scoliosis has arthritis, shut up." -Drew Gooden

[@ligma14]

Rock and Roll Grandpa Gooden *

[@phanic.at.the.disco.]

have some respect for our troops 😤

[@theboondoggliest]

one of the funniest things ive ever written was "Queen Elizabeth whisky bottle BONKLE" this was written on top of a loving note from my grandma i was high on edibles and remember laughing so hard at this that i hurt my throat

[@Rhodonyte]

t's been 5 years and I actually still laugh at the MC A joke every time. It's so bad it's good

[@quarterqueen]

curious jorge made me choke and literally almost swallow a whole piece of pizza

[@Nathan4564566]

Press X to doubt

[@AV-wq2je]

Y to Shame

[@mysticdarkwing6560]

|-/

[@mieshasehgal4975]

cool, but what about country music?

[@daylinbridgewater547]

Nice profile picture!

[@dogol284]

I actually liked some of those jokes. Which somewhat scares me.

[@bluewuppo]

Dogol Honestly it was all in the presentation. This would be a great standup bit tbh. Laughin at urself is great comedy

[@ClodaghQuinnchannel]

😂😂😂😂

[@aspentree9]

the why, M CA one was actual gold

[@anna-hv8fr]

666 likes so i'm not moving that

[@l_ndonmusic]

It has the vibe of Tumblr at 3:26 am

[@penguinmcswaggn2936]

On my phone I have a note that’s dated December 10th 2019 that simply says “Don’t marry a Gabby” and for the life of me I can’t figure out why I would ever write that. I’ve never known a Gabby. I can’t think of any famous Gabbys. I don’t dislike the name Gabby. But maybe my past self knew some crucial information I forgot, so I guess I’ll try my best not to marry a Gabby.

[@earf-quake]

“if im not pooping im looping” is the funniest thing ive ever heard and i cannot stop saying it to my friends. everytime i see it or tell my friends if im not pooping im looping i start giggling

[@sage6970]

the fact that drew even knows that drugs exist, much less that he uses them, is so funny to me

[@Leshxwn]

Where did he say it

[@angelobarros3499]

@@Leshxwn “I got high” -Drew Gooden, this video

[@Leshxwn]

@@angelobarros3499 lmao 😂

[@jodalinasparty9718]

I dunno; he looks like all the stoners I know Haha so I wasnt surprised!

[@lincolnexists5918]

He’s not the innocent little man child we thought he was

[@lilyreed9052]

“I see the way you look at your grandmother” I got whiplash from that

[@nika.737]

my favourite jokes: 2:40 (while writing a sequence of texts) 3:12 curious jorge 4:32 jaden smith 6:12 DJ 7:37 sleeping 7:55 texting during a conversation 8:12 MC Anarchy 9:59 the sike-ic his delivery makes these 1000x better

[@onlyinsomniac]

okay but "butterfly for dinner again" was actually hilariously bad

[@thejunkie2024]

Drew writes bad jokes so he can make fun of these bad jokes and still makes money out of these bad jokes This man is obviously a genius

[@thatsEforEveryone]

They called him a madman.....

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

r/madlad

[@manniv5415]

danny*

[@mleqa.7156]

Manniv How dare you make me laugh

[@circusninjavoodoowizard]

I went to like it and it went from 4.9k to 5k I feel like I am all powerful

[@shamblesinshambles]

Something about Drew makes me think every room he’s in is a hotel room. Like, he feels like a hotel room.

[@piskelo1065]

Somehow i know exactly what you mean

[@beatricefox937]

This is poetry

[@LB_THE_NINJA]

Pitbull said "meet me in the hotel room" Drew said "I am the hotel room"

[@claire8011]

This comment needs more likes

[@starrysoleil4760]

Drew *is* a hotel room.

[@cassielilah9192]

I just would like to say I've watched this video at least 15 times. Nearly every time I watch this video the YMCA joke and then the grandpa bit afterwards never fails to make me laugh. I know Drew doesn't think they're funny, but they can definitely always cheer me up.