Son Of A Deuce! Pres. Biden Is Giving Zero Malarkeys | Is Tucker In The Bag For Russia?

President Biden's hot mic moment revealed a man who has had enough of that reporter's shenanigans, and there's something strange about the way Tucker Carlson is promoting Russia's side of the story when covering the crisis in Ukraine. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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[@Nick-qy3hu]

I used to love it when John McCain used to show up on, "The Daily Show". He always held his own with John Stewart and it was awesome. To hear him ask "Douchy" if he's stupid is f'ing comical.

[@dfuher968]

U should check the whole clip, it only gets better!

[@Lerian_V]

Which reporter hasn't been called stupid? Trump did that a lot.

[@jackadams4407]

Nah. More idiotic to harass journalists whom should be respected no matter what views.

[@yokojacobson8494]

It's so funny when Stephen Colbert impersonates Joe Biden 😎🙌🏽🙌🏽 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 "I wear my sunglasses at night"-Corey Heart

[@maryrochefort5564]

Yet Melania did it first and the left lost their small minds

[@BarkerT]

That's right, Jack! Very funny.

[@danielgregory3295]

Hart🖖🇺🇸

[@Lolcow43]

Is it really that funny really

[@hitchensghost]

@@danielgregory3295 corey hart is not vulcan. or american. but thanks for correcting the spelling.

[@cathyfranklin2742]

There is disharmony all around the world, but Mr Colbert managed to make me laugh! Humor is necessary!

[@drawkcabgnivird]

Let us not forget 45 HAS SAID and done MUCH WORSE .

[@nigelsenchez]

He literally mocked a disabled journalist for his disability in one of his rallies.

[@j.walker3498]

People have short memory spans.

[@davena3783]

They ALL support war profits, who cares.

[@j.walker3498]

@@davena3783 That's what I thought to. I put my money where my mouth was. Ole Trumpster wasn't the war mongar I was lead to believe. Investments getting traction now though, Let's go Joe!

[@davena3783]

@Kira The plan to leave Afghanistan was put into motion long before Biden was in office. :)

[@Dragonas4200]

“He’s getting ice cream!!!” Oh I’m sorry he should have a red button on his desk so when he presses it someone comes out with ice cream on a silver platter. 🤣

[@Surge1077]

Ice cream button >>>>>> Diet Coke button imho......

[@joelluongo7419]

That is the whole point. Republicans have a chaotic nature. They relish in confusion. The United States/Europe will adapt to no Russian oil shipments. The World doesn't need your oil Russia. When this starts hitting ( sanctions ) every day Russians.. Putin will be taken out.

[@sheilalopez3983]

Gold,, okay, it was a gold platter. Silver, ha, I'm so sure. Donald the duck.

[@timothyvandenburg9862]

Way to stick to the party line

[@asterix7842]

He’s supposed to have it brought out to him in the middle of a round of golf.

[@ofiver]

It’s a geezer’s privilege to speak out like the Prez & Senator. Stephen is getting there as well, calling tucker stupid. Geezers don’t have to care, thankfully.

[@mrscarter6279]

Ahhh that clip of Biden calling Duce-y an SOB still makes me smile and then laugh 😂

[@johnbrowne3950]

Well, Joe knows stupid.

[@sharonmores8697]

And perfectly honest assessment!

[@sharonmores8697]

And that's why I liked McCain, too!

[@nozadr3179]

And the whole world. laugh with you. What a joke and a clown we have now. Dude you are my best friend now so I hope you don't mind if I laugh with you at this Potato Head President.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@nozadr3179]

@Tim Loo2 I prefer a president who loves America and who put American citizens first. Who will preserved my freedom and make life better for me and my families. If tomorrow Biden will be that kind of President then I will loves him like crazy but sadly anyone with eyes can see he is the opposite of all that and I hate him like hell !!! Simple as that.

[@Ritapita73]

He said the quiet part out loud and it was glorious. I'd love to find out if it was a West Wing moment, and really wanted then to hear it.

[@SeansModelBuilds]

They'll never know; that's the point.

[@cggg490]

Glorious? He behaved like Trump and it’s glorious? Blue MAGA all the way.

[@Ritapita73]

@@cggg490 No. Just, no.

[@michaelhastie7324]

"General" Flynn's Pro Moscow talking point is a wonder to behold. Let the prosecutions proceed ! (Please)...

[@mypillowguy445]

"I like journalists who are not stupid SOBs." - John McCain

[@mypillowguy445]

@@vegathesagepigeon4527 No I was just playing on the "I like war heroes who weren't captured" line. But clearly McCain thought Doocey was a stupid SOB.

[@JenneeAmell]

I mean McCain was probably thinking it when Doocy was asking him questions

[@callen9623]

Well McCain more or less did say it in that clip

[@markwilliams2620]

@Cony Budding Grinding gears implies T***** might actually have "attempted" to operate a transmission. It's a nice sentiment...😉.

[@highstimulation2497]

he didn't say that. :) just in case anyone doesn't realize that.

[@topnotch4564]

Thank You Joe!!!!!

[@dkamphaus43]

For what, being a horrible president?

[@LEONXD]

Had it been Trump, everyone here would be crying about discrimination or an attempt at silencing the press. We should not change our standards depending on who is president.

[@robvangessel3766]

"It's nothin' personal, pal." I was laughing so BIG TIME! Best "apology" you could give ANYONE working at Fox.

[@RainbowMaille]

Yeah, it's not an apology, the words "I'm sorry" were not included 😉 of course I firmly believe one should not have to apologize for the truth.

[@robvangessel3766]

@@RainbowMaille That's pretty much what I meant

[@DirkDwipple]

I had to stop and rewind the Senator McCain clip. He made me laugh. Twice.

[@RobertEmery]

Just the look on McCain's face was priceless! And then he spoke... 😂🤣☠️

[@oldmanfromoc7684]

l turned up the volume also! 1st McCann made me laugh, R.I.P. Jhon!

[@Timelinetines]

Me 2!

[@nachtegaelw5389]

He could start a support group with Rand Paul 😂

[@blackeyedsusan727]

Seconded!

[@blomegoog]

Go Joe. He's trying his best. I approve.

[@patrickfrawley6656]

Fox news is a corrupt joke and not new network

[@daniel_wilkinson]

I would like to personally thank the intern that had to sit through hours of Tucker Carlson to find that clip. Whatever you're paying them is not enough.

[@maryrochefort5564]

Hours? Hardly

[@kristn6513]

@@lomaii2847 0

[@JewTube001]

just go to his channel. you don't wait much to find things to clip.

[@mariekastler5391]

Every little thing he says is tragic.

[@mariekastler5391]

Tragic, tragic, tragic!

[@rebeccahenderson7761]

"Dark ice cream and ice cream." Colbert doesn't miss a trick. Love you Stephen!!

[@Skiddins]

Surprised it wasn't, "Dark ice cream, American ice cream"

[@eviliswhereevilthinks9617]

Best response…I laughed again!

[@Surge1077]

@@Skiddins Agreed. Still well-played by Stephen though.

[@kimberlyowens4558]

Someone help!! I didn't get it 🤔

[@carolw8579]

@@kimberlyowens4558 African Americans vs. Americans....... dah😑

[@heatherperkins9737]

I forgot everything when I saw Jon’s pink sweater. Jon in that sweater is EVERYTHING.

[@WorklLife]

If the last guy made time to go golfing, I'm glad President Biden briefly grabs a treat!

[@maryrochefort5564]

Ice cream in January? Kinda weird

[@TheJohtaja]

I mean, for Trump doing the same the script would've been "president helps local business buying their product and giving them publicity".

[@OldieBones]

@@maryrochefort5564 I'm eating ice cream at home, right now!

[@HowlingWolf518]

@@maryrochefort5564 It's currently six degrees Celsius here, and the gelato place across the street is packed. People will eat ice cream whenever the hell they want to.

[@practicewhatyoupreach8382]

@@maryrochefort5564 show us where that is in the rulebook. If someone wants ice cream in the wintertime are you going to charge them with a crime? What about all these people that enjoy hot steaming coffee when it's 95° outside? If I want a double bacon cheeseburger and fries at 7 am no one is gonna stop me. You are not a gatekeeper.

[@heyheytaytay]

That's the inherent reason I voted for Biden: he has decency. DJT has never called to apologize to anybody for any reason.

[@intuitionz1198]

yes but it's important to remember that it was such an own! he actually said " no you absolutely should ask questions like that" and Douchey was so proud! the man is too stupid to even know when he's been insulted. 😂

[@davena3783]

So you don't vote on policy? You only vote on manners? What if an evil person was really nice to everyone all the time while secretly plotting to destroy the world, would this suit you?

[@ericforsberg9793]

Decent like when he stole that guys wife??

[@Dbb27]

@@ericforsberg9793 Trump vacations with his family, wife and children in tow on the ski slopes with Marla Maples at the same resort. Just how do you think she showed up? Then he did a porn star while his now third wife was heavy with child. You’re kidding right? Slamming Biden who’s been married to one woman for how long? If you’re going to try to save your hero don’t use a premise that’s so easily called out.

[@GRJ-uz7kf]

I like Joe better than ever. History will like him too.

[@carolinecorman1716]

Thank you Mr. President.

[@csrb338]

Best hot mic on Biden was when he was VP n Obamacare took effect. He leaned into Obama’s ear n said, “ this is a big fuckin deal.”

[@lynnenormandeau318]

Wasn't that at the inauguration??

[@SwiftJustice]

Nah. Calling a Fox News goon a stupid son of a bitch is better by far

[@RJCHOICE]

Yeah. that was a classic. Especially if you look close at the look on President Obama's face as he turns to the crowd. You could almost hear the huge "*sigh" c'mon Joe... sounds travel man!" in his thoughts. lmao.

[@codex5300]

yeah for people who didn't get obama care they would have been fined 1000s of bucks

[@ranaway9307]

Recall these immortal words from Obama about Biden during the 2020 election campaign Quote " 'Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up'

[@tammystockley-loughlin7680]

I don't feel bad...this made me laugh. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis

[@NewMessage]

Didn't Donnie brag that he got two scoops of ice-cream while divulging National Secrets an Mar-A-Lago? Yep. He did.

[@laurentp89]

Wasn't it the most beautiful chocolate cake you have ever seen?

[@gingercat777]

Boom!

[@maryrochefort5564]

MSNBC gossip?

[@ChrisAlbertH47]

That's not even counting the time he bragged about bombing a nation over dinner and a "beautiful chocolate cake".

[@gingercat777]

@@maryrochefort5564 Hahahahaha

[@chrisandersen5635]

Friends, foes, some have had enough. I loved it last week too when Rand Paul was called a moron by Dr. Fauci. Sometimes ya call it like ya see it

[@dustjunky2000]

Stephen is so right. Nobody should question the president of the United States.

[@shermanculbertson6244]

Stephen, I struggle a lot with mental health issues including depression. Thanks for always making me laugh and helping me to forget about my problems.

[@dkamphaus43]

Struggle with mental health issues? That explains why you watch Colbert in the first place.

[@QuantumPineapple]

Watching Colbert is the equivalent of throwing bread at pigeons. The lowest bar for satisfaction.

[@reelramon1014]

Yes, laughter is the best medicine.

[@jfarrell85]

Just like every other Biden supporter......

[@roxy6883]

@@dkamphaus43 Hey you big SOB or a squirrel...what are YOU even doing in here?

[@waqasbajwa3006]

This is where i wanna hear all the news cause its more fun ❤😂

[@zeuswill9523]

'Dark Ice Cream and Ice Cream" I got it right off! I literally spitted out my coffee..lmaaaaaaaaaaao ...please give Colbert writer a raise! John B loving that pink sweater!

[@jtremblay100]

Yay one of the first for once. How can Biden get criticized for one slip when trump said a lot worse more often and never apologized.

[@AnnieWarbux]

Too True! Traitor Trump was on camera mocking the handicap!

[@starsrgood]

I think the point is that Biden actually apologized.

[@camwyn256]

@@AnnieWarbux and disabled veterans

[@237KMT]

Because everybody had a job and gas was $1.85 a gallon.

[@grmpEqweer]

The Republican propaganda machine is capable of astounding levels of mass brainwashing.

[@care2think611]

I just got more respect for Joe Biden and John McCain !!! Just warms your heart doesn't it? So satisfying.

[@brewzdude4199]

The BEST Presidential comment by any President EVER!!

[@ricky9470]

"and what Joe Biden is doing? getting ice cream" Yeah, Joe Biden should have played golf. LOL

[@atiredfloridian777]

Well, we already knew Tucker was a traitor. He simps for The Mango Mussolini after all! (And I deeply apologize for that image)

[@QuantumPineapple]

So defending nationalist tendencies to prioritize one's own country rather than another is wrong?

[@RJCHOICE]

@@QuantumPineapple Yes. If you ever had or ever want to have a thing called "loyal allies"

[@Ashley-lm4nv]

@@QuantumPineapple Korea Vietnam, irak, Iran, Venezuela, and many many more. You argument is pretty invalid.

[@Michael-lz9ic]

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[@jerrypaige3296]

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[@craigharry1881]

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[@ultimatecrack1873]

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[@shellymarc9298]

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[@sugarcookiecube]

I GO WITH JOE!!! 🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍

[@NewMessage]

"He expressed his true feelings..." Let's face it... he 'spoke for America'. Right and Left.

[@johnbrowne3950]

Nope. Just for the leftards.

[@dkamphaus43]

@@johnbrowne3950 Yep.

[@goatfish480]

@@johnbrowne3950 leftards? You really are dumb If you think there is a whole lot of difference between the two parties. On the world scale both parties are firmly on the right side

[@mypillowguy445]

@@goatfish480 Agreed. When the right to vote or to learn histotical facts in schools are even up for debate, you aint a liberal country by definition.

[@corigram]

@@johnbrowne3950 Don't look up!

[@anthonyhewetson5086]

Most definitely not a hot microphone incident: just Joe, as he promised, telling it like it is.

[@MercedesMan]

yea, he really has a great temperament too, and has been the great unifier he talked about.

[@robertarthurs328]

Joe isn't capable of a good decision prospects of preventing a bad one are inconceivable.

[@knyghtryder3599]

@@MercedesMan Why unify with stupidity ??

[@saltysenior6454]

He unified with LET'S GO BRANDON.

[@rsmith6366]

@@MercedesMan Ah yes, just like he said, unifying the Democrats and Fox News.

[@Tuturial464]

Let’s face it. Fox and the GOP being called a stupid SOB is the nicest thing they deserve.

[@ICantThinkOfANameB]

honestly, they should take the compliment.

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

Look at the number of times the orange-you-tan-too-much insulted the press without apologies.

[@hareeshkrishnaa5642]

What others will say is A president is cursing a reporter

[@camwyn256]

@@globalwarmhugs7741 spray-tan

[@QuantumPineapple]

@Nikira Selvi like CNN is any better

[@merryhunt9153]

I've seen Peter Doocy ask questions that take 3 minutes by the clock. That's not a question, it's a sermon.

[@zoemalcolm2897]

This is one of the best monologues EVER! 🤣🤣🤣 From Deuce to McCain to Ukraine. 😂🥸😎

[@biggtrux]

Well, Joe wasn't wrong about Dooshy the Younger.

[@michaelpond813]

Thanks Biden your da bomb. Keep up the s. O. B. Stuff. Trps a. S. O. B.

[@chrissiek8706]

Truth hurts 😏

[@slixameth]

I don't care what's professional or not, I'm sorry I wouldn't have apologized if I was Biden. Transparency is nice and people get tired of bad-faith questions and the waste of time

[@castillo33brandon]

Oh but once the questions are asked for Democrat Joe Biden it’s considered bad faith questions. Makes sense

[@camwyn256]

@@castillo33brandon when did you stop beating your wife?

[@camwyn256]

Did Biden actually call and apologize? We all know Fox makes stuff up all the time

[@QuantumPineapple]

Like Acosta with Trump? Doocy for the most part asks reasonable questions even if they can be biased.

[@tbishop4961]

Yeah.. asking about inflation is a total waste of time🙄 Sounds like someone still eats groceries mom bought

[@melanyblove]

"BUSINESS DRACULA" WAS THE FROSTING TO THIS LOG! DR. COLBERT IN THE HOUSE. WINNING + OMNI-STRAIN

[@gamepapa1211]

Russia is like that abusive spouse who slapped you and then tearfully screamed, "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!"

[@catmomjewett]

Exactly. Thank you.

[@kendomyers]

Then Putin says "I never slapped you"

[@solderbuff]

And then in 8 years he suddenly comes back and says: "I see you are friendly with Joe now... Let me move in and take care of you instead. Here are the keys: park my car while I open a beer".

[@kingjamos2422]

@@solderbuff You forgot to add "... better run after it. I left it in drive." ;)

[@Lily_R]

You'd better say "Russian government" :) Trust me, he doesn't express the majority opinion.

[@thomashartman4270]

Boy oh boy, did Biden nail that.

[@coltonblake13]

Right? How absurd thinking he could ask a question without his mother being called a bitch

[@Monochromicornicopia]

@@coltonblake13 Butthurt conservatives ignoring the question was stupid af. Biden badass called it like it is

[@coltonblake13]

@@Monochromicornicopia wait what? Conservatives ignore inflation but biden calling his mother a bitch is how it is?

[@coltonblake13]

@@Monochromicornicopia the question isn't stupid. It's for biden to admit inflation IS actually a problem. Which he did anyway with his reply. I'm just surprised to see so many dems supporting this "call it like I see em" mentality they seemingly raised against the last president for.

[@Monochromicornicopia]

@@coltonblake13 inflation isn't something that can be solved. its an economic certainty. the issue is what to do about it, for example raising minimum wage. do you conservatives ever use your brain?

[@hojoinhisarcher]

Song for my Father.Nailed it! From up here in Canada ,now and then I forget why I love the USA

[@mtsula]

When did Americans started defending Russia? How weird? In the 1950's these people would have been sentenced!

[@thedon9670]

Because fucker carlson isn't an American.

[@richarddietzen3137]

When Russia abandoned communism for good old fashioned corruption and bribery. Now THOSE are virtues for the GOPocrisy!

[@rg5445]

McCarthyism much?

[@rg5445]

@@Sqamp If you say so.

[@jnayvann]

I recall Republican lawmakers making a trip to the Kremlin to meet with Putin on the 4th of July.

[@ewestchester2991]

I really love Biden more since yesterday.

[@johnbrowne3950]

Unfortunately Joe doesn't remember yesterday.

[@rhysgrealish5227]

@@johnbrowne3950 I’m not sure you do either.

[@johnbrowne3950]

@@rhysgrealish5227 Yes, but I'm not the president.

[@rg5445]

Yeah, he’s a real expiration…sorry, I mean inspiration.

[@shylanambiar4316]

Yay! Let’s go, Biden! I only fault Biden for apologizing. He was just speaking his mind. It’s a breath of fresh air. I love Stephen! My life would be diminished without the comic genius of Stephen Colbert.

[@SuperBlessedKing]

This was one of the greatest moments of Mr. President Biden’s presidency. Peter Douchie is an SOB. Lol. 😂 Let’s go, Mr. President Biden!! 💙

[@marievillella4841]

FJB

[@SuperBlessedKing]

@@marievillella4841 Likewise, FDT. The FORMER and DEFEATED, twice impeached, one term, disgraced, evicted occupant is gone.

[@Omnipharius]

@@marievillella4841 oooo so edgy. Look, I'm being edgy too! FDT

[@sharonmores8697]

@@marievillella4841 coma chinga bandeha

[@marievillella4841]

@@SuperBlessedKing Donald Trump was acquired.Hope your happy with the petrol prices The illegals coming in * don't get me started with what he did with Afghanistan & the surge in crime. Biden is the most embarrassing President America ever had..

[@professordogwood8985]

"It's nothing personal pal." Translates roughly into: sorry, not sorry.

[@nehpets216]

It's more "I'm sorry you're paid to say stuff that stupid and if you don't believe in it it's not a personal attack" or "It was what you said not you personally"

[@harold7792]

Yeah, that was a perfect apology. Of course, we don't know all the words he told Doocy. If I may finish that apology, as something like: "It's nothing personal, pal. I just wanted the whole world to know that you're a complete moron."

[@rikemdoyle]

The writing is on fire. Colbert, your delivery is fire. Thank the sweet baby Jesus that y'all exist.

[@carltontaylor6500]

That McConnell joke was on point 😂😂😂

[@lynndenault2133]

Joe said what so many are thinking.

[@georgeruiz9759]

He is a son of a bitch because he asks questions Biden can’t answer? Like what is 2+2?

[@ericsuarez834]

But he was chosen to act differently

[@georgeruiz9759]

You also are showing the intelligence of a national leader....at least this one, which isn't saying much.

[@serafinnieves8137]

I don't know, I'll bet many are thinking a lot worse than what Biden said.

[@pinnacleren4389]

Unless it's Donald Trump saying it.

[@david_a_uno]

To paraphrase: "Journalism is asking questions that powerful people don't want to hear". That Colbert, of all people, would be dissing a journo for asking a real question, that deserves a real answer, shows all of us how far off the horse Colbert has slipped.

[@thjbird]

He gets paid a lot to ask stupid questions.

[@ericminch]

Yes he does. Why is that? I am not asking rhetorically, I am asking so that you will ask yourself and others.

[@chrissiek8706]

@@ericminch it's a family tradition, apparently

[@benzz4109]

Lmaoo a question about inflation a stupid question? Maybe you are not on the US. There's a inflation going on right now

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Peter Doofus is the King of Dumb Questions which he thinks are Gotcha questions.

[@gailhasler8435]

I heard it before. But hearing directly from the president's mouth is. priceless. 😍

[@laalaa99stl]

DGAM: Didn't Give A Malarkey!

[@claireconover]

biden’s right.

[@dkamphaus43]

About nothing ever.

[@karinakoch.labellacare]

I am more right than him .

[@not-even-german4892]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘

[@4lottisintellect]

Stephen has the BEST writers!!

[@gamepapa1211]

For the MAGAts who thinks, "Gotcha!", got some bad news for you: Doocey's question IS a stupid question. What kind of answer is he expecting from that? "No, I think people like spending more money to buy the same things"?

[@QuantumPineapple]

Yes but Biden has indirect control over inflation due to HIS policies regarding the supply chain and foreign trade. Doocy pharsed poorly but Biden CAN and does control inflation to an extent.

[@j.walker3498]

Biden said inflation/expensive stuff is good.

[@paulk5670]

@@QuantumPineapple Some extent? What extent, exactly? Consensus among economic experts is that a president actually has very little influence over the economy, and what influece they do have isn't typically apparent until sometime into the next administration given how long it takes for what policies they can implement to bear fruit in the real world. Their influence certainly pales in comparison to a global pandemic and increasingly volatile markets in the face of climate change, energy insecurity and geopolitical unrest.

[@QuantumPineapple]

@@paulk5670 you have such a superficial understanding of modern economics. Sanctions and regulations can have IMMEDIATE EFFECTS on the economy. And prices can and have been controlled directly. Look up Keynesian economics during the Nixon era. I hate pseudo intellectuals like you. "Biden can't actually change prices so says economists" No but gas is more expensive due to HIS choices.

[@trentgay3437]

@QuantumPineapple just like dumpys trade war caused inflation. 🙄

[@mypillowguy445]

"Fox journalist" is a contradiction in terms, or a _foxymoron._

[@QuantumPineapple]

Kinda like cnn journalist

[@mwkersch]

@@QuantumPineapple Wow, Pinapple, thanks so much for your interesting and thoughtful worlds. Now all of us are dumber having read it.

[@turdfurgeson1643]

I see what you did there. Nice.

[@gamepapa1211]

"Foxymoron" Ha! Clever! I'll use that from now on!

[@QuantumPineapple]

@@mwkersch Fox is bad. Everyone claps. "Hey CNN is also bad" Such biting commentary! Here's my sarcastic comment claiming you're not contributing to the hegemonic discussion where everyone agrees with each other in youtube comments

[@eddiebaez6786]

I was waiting for Stephen’s response on the “Son-of-a-bitchGate” scandal and as always, he never disappoints. Bravo!

[@skycloud7637]

Every time Peter Dufus gets slapped down...An Angel gets it's wings.

[@janemariesinger6779]

Love your sweater J. B.! your smile is so beautiful. thank you!

[@almostthere2884]

That was a great monologue! You hit the LOL meter over 10 times!

[@dannmarceau]

Peter's a masochist, gets his a** kicked, and comes back for more; Psaki owns him.

[@warriorwarrior4958]

He's DEFINITELY a cuck for Psaki. He loves it.😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@nancygodsey8312]

Biden should have apologized saying...I'm sorry that you are a stupid SOB.

[@milesgillespie6665]

'Some people agree with Russia... like disgraced former National Security Adviser and a man who's about to show you his box of baby teeth... Michael Flynn' 😂

[@ImahSillyGirl]

@Don K That's the coolest thing i've heard today!🤭

[@lizardguyNA]

@Don K Are the kids okay? Call CPS!

[@a.d.3606]

LOL You gotta love how Stephen Colbert has become a sell-out for the fake progressive corporatists! Went from being an anti-War progressive on Iraq in the good old days before he sold out... and now he's a pro-Ukraine War corporatist shilling for the military industrial complex! amazing! LOL If you want to know what a TRUE and PROGRESSIVE understanding of what's going on in Ukraine is, I suggest you read the works of right-wing extremist Noam Chomsky.

[@lizardguyNA]

@@a.d.3606 He mocks Manchin though. Also, weren't you Reds calling Noam Chomsky a "Leftist Jew" last time you mentioned him?

[@a.d.3606]

​@@lizardguyNA First of all. By Reds, are you calling me a communist or a republican? I can't keep up with the evolution of linguistics with political bigots such as yourself. Either way, I'm a progressive. But like, a real one. That didn't sell out to the corporate interest, and my mouth didn't become Biden's cock holster like Stephen's. You should read/listen to what Noam Chomsky and Chris Hedges have been saying for decades about American imperialism and its belligerence in Eastern Europe. But you might get triggered since it seems that you're an imperialist war-hawk like Colbert.

[@tennyceb]

Love my President

[@nmkc_auriemma]

🤣🤣 Proud Biden voter here 🤣🤣

[@KealohaHarrison]

I hope Tucky Carls comes to his senses one day, quits his job at Fox and settles down in the country with the Green M&M and has a whole gaggle of human-M&M hybrids. We’d all be a lot happier if he did

[@SeansModelBuilds]

M and Ms have standards; he doesn't meet them.

[@blakebrown534]

His name is Tuckyo Rose.

[@ForeverMe543]

My parents, who defended "grab her by the 😾" said the president should never talk like that and they were infuriated joe could even dare to insult that poor journalist

[@CrymsonNite]

Trump spent every week playing golf in a different state, but go off on ice cream

[@SuperBlessedKing]

Peter Douchie is an SOB. Lol. Let’s go, Mr. President Biden!! 💙

[@tbishop4961]

33% and falling 🤣

[@SuperBlessedKing]

@@tbishop4961 That’s cool. The same could be said about Fox News’s approval ratings from the majority of our country, too. Lol. 😂

[@tbishop4961]

@@SuperBlessedKing fox News isn't president 🤔

[@SuperBlessedKing]

@@tbishop4961 Good. None of them ever will be. End of the story. 🤷🏽

[@jasongrassi3400]

This is what you call hypocritical. If that was Trump the media and late night “shows” would be tearing him apart, not cheering. What a joke

[@jasonarthurs3885]

Mitch burn was savage!

[@carrieberry7259]

Hilarious I really loved John McCain and his answer was great 👍 🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸

[@invalidname43]

bout time! , it's about time a president spoke real words about real people doing real things, thats what is needed in this world , honesty and openness.

[@42.0fmthefever5]

Nixon part killed me 🤣💀

[@suimeingwong2043]

Another caption for the Tucker face would be "Here's a picture of someone having a Doocy in his pants".

[@gregrice1354]

Very funny Mr. Colbert! THank you for keeping all your videos captioned. Your are respecting the equal access civil rights laws for over 36 Million Deaf and Hard of Hearing US Citizens. 1-26-2022

[@gamepapa1211]

Anybody else think it's serendipitous that the guy getting called a stupid S.O.B by Grampa Joe is named after a combination of "doofus" and "douchey"?

[@cathycowen8070]

😂😂😂

[@rhysgrealish5227]

Chances are little Doocy is the son his father was embarrassed of and had him work at Fox with him because he knew his son was too stupid to do anything else. Although he could fill Trump’s typical McDonald’s order.

[@coltonblake13]

No. He didn't pick his name and I don't see how valid questions make his mother a bitch

[@Hooyahfish]

Doocy reminds me of poop.

[@coltonblake13]

@@Hooyahfish yes we were all 6 once

[@thend4427]

People going crazy when Joe said it but when Trump said all those nasty things to journalists the right was as quiet as a church mouse

[@epa2349]

Well Trump never claimed to holier than thou politicians, everyone knew from on go how he is gonna behave. It was old Joe who banged on about civility, respect etc throughout the election, after getting elected claimed & I quote "I will fire anyone in my administration who disrespect other people", then he goes ahead do it. That's why.

[@johnnyboy7117]

Now the journalists on the left are silent, even defending this behavior. I hope you remember this when Trump runs again in 2024.

[@brseeger1]

@@epa2349 so by that logic it’s ok to be a criminal as long as you don’t say you’re not a criminal. Nope 45s behavior was consistently unpresidential. He doesn’t get a pass.

[@Dave1507]

@@johnnyboy7117 you mean if, and that's a pretty yuuge if.

[@pg1633]

Really?? He acted exactly like he did during his campaign. That is real honesty not like living Joe who has decided to be Franco!!!

[@dangerousfreedompodcast7655]

The difference between coverage on Biden and coverage on Trump is incredible. “Straight shooter” is the opposite of what these talk shows are. We need real journalism back.

[@markphc99]

I bet his Dad is really proud of himself for getting Peter his job at Fox , even prouder for keeping that pimple employed there for so long - truly a monumental achievement.

[@SWHBOYCE]

Really proud of a son who deliberately is a crank gop laughing stock ; good for him ...

[@cc1k435]

@@SWHBOYCE With a name like his, it may be going about as well as expected. 🤔

[@akb5531]

"Pimple" ... GOLD!

[@truffleshuffl]

Whereas Bidens kids are a regular chip off the old block 👀🤣 wtf 🤡

[@jeremyreid9582]

‘Keeping it in the family’ … following former guy’s disgusting example that all repuglicans follow religiously.

[@Enterprise1701J]

Y'all missed a golden spelling opportunity: "Son of a Dooce" was right there.

[@abram730]

A dog dropped steaming Dooce in my snow covered yard.

[@Enterprise1701J]

@@abram730 lmfao 🤣

[@sharonharris9782]

I think son of a douche might be appropriate as well!

[@RodH_05]

Dooce's name is just asking for it.

[@azusa9963]

President Biden was speaking for many, many Americans. Including me.

[@t0n0k0]

Imagine your kid being called stupid by a president and and a presidential candidate, lol😂. Smh

[@pleassave]

This show was funny back in the day.

[@lizardguyNA]

@@pleassave You mad, Putinstooge?

[@ohhansel]

Imagine being a journalist who is nothing but a tool piece for an inept administration like the folks at CNN and MSNBC. Peter is actually a very polite correspondent.

[@cxa011500]

Hopefully he'll get the message... but stupid people rarely do. 😅

[@lizardguyNA]

@@ohhansel Like the Duceys? Look, I dunno what to tell you, but if you're gonna defend Fox, then those 2 are your guy too. Go back to Soviet Russia ya Corporate Stooge.

[@gamepapa1211]

Biden, after saying a naughty to reporters: "I should apologize." Clownigula, after saying a naughty to reporters: "I should tweet this!" Big difference. Yuge.

[@tbishop4961]

🤣

[@kennmossman8701]

bigely difference

[@00SmileTime00]

The apology is the worst part. He said something funny, he had a point, he should've stuck to his guns Insulting reporters who ask dumb questions was funny when Trump did it, it's funny when Biden does it. Not everything needs to be another example of how diametrically opposed they are. (Coz spoiler alert, they are WAY more similar than either of their supporters are capable of seeing lol)

[@gamepapa1211]

@@00SmileTime00 Diaper Don called, he wants his "both sides" argument back.

[@00SmileTime00]

@@gamepapa1211 God that's such a pathetic strawman. Biden has kept all of Trump's policies on immigration and foreign affairs (Even undermining the ONE unequivocally good thing his previous admin accomplished, the Iran Nuclear Deal) They don't disagree on anything important. They're murdering brown people in all the same countries (Biden actually RESUMED bombing Somalia, which Trump stopped. Half the people in that country dont have homes, but Joe's still gotta bomb them!) Trump was just a bit more odious and less civil about it. This isn't equivocating two unequal sides. This is pointing out a distinction without a difference

[@pogo1140]

Did Michael Flynn forget to report that he's working as a lobbyist for Russia?

[@Angel-dp9nk]

Trump to Colin Kapernick "get that son of a bitch off the field" nothing happened, double standard?

[@dkamphaus43]

Kapernick was a crappy football player.

[@rhysgrealish5227]

@@dkamphaus43 And Trump was a crappy president. Your point?

[@michwashington]

Yes JOE ‼️👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@mau48310]

I'd actually like to recommend the president either try the rum raisin or the matcha green tea ice cream for his next hot topic report . Subtle, sweet and refreshing flavors are so underestimated. So glad to see such mellow news involving our respective president ❤️

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

It's great that Biden's reached the age when he can say what he likes! Sometimes a country needs a _sensible_ leader who says what he thinks. From outside the US, he's giving us reason to breathe easier and to laugh - but _with_ him, not _at_ him...

[@davena3783]

If only Biden was a leader.

[@nickamodio721]

@@davena3783 Not authoritarian enough for you, eh?

[@Rugelacharugula]

@@davena3783 as opposed to what? A guy who seizes voting machines and goes golfing?

[@AndyM_323YYY]

You can spend a couple of days golfing but you can't get an ice cream when you are POTUS. Apparently.

[@blakebrown534]

Not a couple days...he spent like 1/3 of his time at his own properties.

[@GRAHFXENO]

I'm just glad that Biden getting Ice Cream and Kamala Harris buying cookware is the most controversial thing with them right now. That's a good sign

[@thetowerstillstands]

Ah, yes. I remember when calling someone stupid was the _height_ of rude. "Fat pig" or "stupid cow" is _just_ fine these days

[@juandeleon2681]

I think the apology disagrees

[@aproxamillionwasps474]

Yeah but people were openly saying the n word and f slur so I don’t think you have much of a point

[@grmpEqweer]

@@aproxamillionwasps474 Good point. There were low-status people (poor, nonwhite) one could be rude to.

[@ChrisAlbertH47]

It is for conservative apologists of Donnie.

[@AbsurdTV1]

We agree here!!! m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHSoqoCnipWiicU