Songs That'll Get Stuck In Your Head Forever

www.foundfootag... The songs on these musical VHS tapes have been in our heads for over a decade and now we're passing them onto you: "Don't Talk To Strangers" from Safety 4 Kids, "Candy Pants" from preacher Lionel Davis, "Totally Tulip" from Tulip Fabric Paints, and "Kosher Kosher Kosher" from Uncle Moishy & The Mitzvah Men.

[@Macho_Fantastico]

That might just be the least enthusiastic backup dancer ever.

[@AtheistOrphan]

How can a stranger have a familiar face?

[@invock]

I have the most common face ever. Almost everytime I meet someone for the first time, I get the "I feel like I've met you before" line.

[@cheapthrilll6323]

They're wearing a mask.

[@SirDiamondNips]

@@cheapthrilll6323 theyre wearing someone familiar's face.

[@drewskininenine9141]

You may have seen them around before and they may have even said hello to you, but you dont really know them.

[@deadhand1774]

Evil twin

[@symphantic4552]

Last night I watched this with a smirk of bold defiance and doubt... And yet, today was a Totally Tulip day. Ya got me!

[@avlsage]

These videos are so much like what Tim & Eric create for Adult Swim... It's absolutely crazy that these were real and serious. What a weird time in history.

[@squish704]

This was the creepiest time of history

[@sallyvillarreal4294]

It took me awhile to place the Tulip thing. It took me back to when painted shirts were a trend, especially with crafty kids like me.

[@davidmalachi3786]

Ah, this orange soda wasn’t manufactured in the same factory as where wild pigs are decapitated! *places in basket*

[@wigglyboots2]

Strangers with a familiar face, would not exactly be strangers, would they?

[@deadhand1774]

Evil twins were at record levels in the early 90s

[@jamsheeddevotee7588]

They can look like someone you know

[@SAUC3YJACK]

Are candy pants kosher?

[@HEDGE1011]

JetJaguarFixer I just want to know if they’re vegan.

[@metalphobos3632]

Theyre gluten free.

[@92GreyBlue]

Better ask your rabbi .

[@ManofSteel4910]

What kind of food does Uncle Moishy eat? It was a bit unclear.

[@claireredfield6676]

What a wonderful time to be alive!

[@gogglespisano24]

Uncle Moishy!! Our hospital has a channel that airs nothing but Uncle Moishy. I love him.

[@mikuspalmis]

...what?!...

[@samhur4294]

Lolol I can eat that seat!! Such a romantic

[@brionnalane6231]

i guess thats been a thing for longer than i thought lol

[@drfaust8]

How the hell is Lionel Davis a preacher with those lyrics??

[@mr.beenfresh9089]

I've gained 30 pounds from seat eating.

[@AboxoroxRoxursox]

🤔 Strangers are danger, dunks in swimming trunks, tulips totally tulipy, kosher kosher kosher..., Fml.... These historical tapes could be used as psychological torture.

[@mithrilld]

Uncle Moishy said Kosher about 30 times in that short jingle

[@frijolero6048]

Generally you sholdn't talk to anyone driving a corvette.

[@RADSKULL666]

candy pants, incredible

[@justinklenk]

Uhhh... Thanks? Now I can't handle this acid.

[@googlselzmiyinfo9040]

Bet you I know all the words to the kosher song

[@Goo4You135]

Totallllly Tulip!!!!!

[@hanumanvaya]

I want to live in these songs forever.

[@barrybenson4158]

Club bangers.

[@alitlweird]

The actors in that Stranger Danger video were all type cast and subsequently could only find work as extras on To Catch A Predator.

[@AirborneSurfer]

Stranger Danger! I remember that one! (It was just as cringy then as it is now, too!)

[@ronblackwell4439]

That’s Clarence Thomas

[@michaelwardle7633]

ahahahahahaha

[@gilwood7530]

STRANGERS ...IN CORVETTES ...HOP IN , TAKE A RIDE

[@caferacer873]

Oh uncle Paul

[@jamsheeddevotee7588]

Some fates are worse than death

[@Doc_Valparaiso]

Tulip Productions, a division of The Kimmy Gibbler Corporation. ..."Soon you'll have a Full House of ugly sweaters!"

[@majorchaotic5544]

I remember this shit

[@theunwantedman112]

2:45 I had no idea Dr Demento was Jewish.

[@AmyLSacks]

00:02:50 - Dr. Demento!!

[@videooblivion]

I know those strangers personally. They are the nicest, most decent people you’ll ever meet. Shame on you for judging before getting to know them. I have not been forced to say this and do so of my own volition.

[@Ssssssnakeisone]

Ah yes, the void. Hello, mine enemy; place your lance against me, and I shall raise the shield of multi-genre classically-trained musicianship. Back, ye slobber-knob!

[@supremebuffalo6322]

Yea

[@quietdesperation7004]

I totally feel those two lips!

[@stompchunkman4248]

00:28 "hey kid, wanna /u/?"

[@garylang7959]

The real message is how irresistibly desirable these stranger hunks are.....

[@jakeyoung123]

Who else watched this to the end just to see if it included "I'm Danny. He's Danny. I'm Dan da Dan da Dan Danny?"

[@ludipoint22]

What the fucking fuck?!!!

[@yonatanklein6988]

uncle moishie!!! its my whole childhood

[@artifica0]

Bangers

[@jaredgraywest]

all the food is poison...

[@jwatson9732]

No way, was the stranger danger song written by the same guy who did that cringe G4S song a few years back?

[@ricketyfricket8398]

Was that angry grandpa.

[@zh4835]

candy pants deep breathing

[@justinfrazier9555]

2:12 Umbrella Corporate Management Training Video, Introduction sequence. Circa. 1997-98

[@hollym3406]

This is just weird

[@phabi0]

DIO's version is slightly better.

[@kyro-jaxxsonofkosmos23]

STRANGER DANGER!

[@The-Autistic-Rat]

Dude candypants was actually good

[@daithiocinnsealach1982]

He is a talentless hack.