Sopranos-Paulie's played by Johnny/Juniors c**t of a nurse

Johnny tells Paulie big changes are on the way then Junior doesn't appreciate his new nurse

[@flyingguitars3470]

"Did U offer him an aspirin"......Junior is a Comical Genius...

[@jrock28]

Yes he was. Always quick with it as well.

[@christophersmith8850]

Fucking love juniors character

[@MrShoopezino]

he's the boooossss

[@joecook5689]

Dude, I was gonna write the same thing. Then saw yours.

[@patrickoliver9133]

I dont know whether to chill the champagne or shit in my pants!..

[@justinhopper5941]

Paulie: “I’m only trying to bring good relations between the families” ..Starts biggest beef between them in the show hahah

[@husaammaawia3057]

@@fascinatinglist9654 he couldn't bring himself to do it

[@Antonio18677]

Paulie was the only one who survived in the end most likely he went with the New York family

[@possessedslig]

@E Double he was just a kid...

[@fadilfawzi7879]

@E Double The fire started since season 4 because of Paulie since he didn't like Ralph

[@fadilfawzi7879]

@E Double No but things in season 4 got very intense that lead to the beef we all know that came in season 5. Does that make sense

[@RecoilCDS]

“Did you offer him an Aspirin?” Junior might be the funniest character on the show.

[@susanjaskulek4280]

Junior had the best lines with perfect delivery....always made me laugh

[@Glimax]

Easily

[@mujahudin]

No doubt

[@rishav3793]

Might be? No one comes close

[@pokermon5400]

Paulies funnier

[@lpr5269]

I love how after all this Paulie found out that John never even mentioned him to Carmine.

[@mrxy4481]

Carmine did remember that Paulie's Dad got run over by a trolley.... That's the most important thing.

[@119Agent]

@joe winkler Tessio over here.

[@riverdaletales8457]

Paulie was born a snake

[@stevenobrien557]

@Ice booy well there was that time he nicely offered Andrea a ride to see Chris in the hospital...

[@willmosse3684]

Steven O'Brien - that was following orders

[@wjatube]

"Carmine will never forget you." I wouldn't bet on that.

[@80sOutrunFan]

Carmine never even knew his name, damm he got played for so long.

[@njc2107]

Your father was run over by a trolley, right?

[@Deyan_B_Travels]

If you want to forget someone, you need to know him first! So... Johnny didn't lie, really!

[@CookedOnions]

@@Deyan_B_Travels Haha that's what I was about to say. You can't forget something you never knew in the first place.

[@jamesalford877]

Carmine wouldn't forget Paulie, because he never knew him.

[@ManahManah77]

It was between the Italians, real greaseball shit. Junior was made, his nurse was "not maid".

[@o.al3mrey291]

Dope.

[@willmosse3684]

Haha - well played sir

[@willmosse3684]

GENERAL DISARRAY'S BOSS 83 - r/woooosh

[@mr.randomlikes1268]

Brilliant

[@YaowBucketHEAD]

💯

[@jeffwilliamdavies]

i like how johnny rolls his eyes when paulie mentions himself as possibly being in charge

[@mankytoes]

Trying to keep a straight face...

[@derekcheunglew]

Good eyes Jeff

[@keith6591]

I missed that, good spot

[@VipericVampire]

You look like Stevie Wonder, your eyes rollin' around!

[@remisan7214]

He was just thinking about all the heheh's he would endure

[@FerenswayRecords]

"If it's me - God forbid - or whoever". Fucking hell, Paulie was literally saying "if you whack Tony I'll be prepared to take over". And people think he was loyal...

[@magnuslabillois1925]

There is not a single person who watched The Sopranos and thought "yeah Paulie seems like a loyal guy"

[@vibinwpsilocybin1424]

@@magnuslabillois1925 you’ll be surprised 😂😂

[@Chazwozel1]

@@magnuslabillois1925 Paulie was the king of the suck-ups

[@tuckerfrd1]

@@Chazwozel1- I loved the verbal fights Paulie would get into with SIlvio. After seeing this clip (which I forgot) I'll always see Paulie as a "turncoat" disloyal P.O.S!

[@freestang6662]

Paulie was a survivor. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but nevertheless the last man standing at the end.

[@RustyHeels06]

"I don't know whether to chill the champagne or shit in my pants." LOL. Junior had some of the best lines.

[@eightysbaby8798]

Go shit in your hat

[@brotherjarod371]

"What you don't know could fill a book"

[@summ.3433]

"Ah, fucking grand central station!"

[@raygun26]

😂😂😂😂😂 yes

[@carguy6512]

She was a registered nurse, and Tony wasn't, there was nothing anybody could do about it. Was amongst the medical community, real technical shit !

[@jonnysupreme]

She wasn't "maid"

[@Kromsmitesyou]

Fuck nurses

[@madhash83]

Junior says the funniest fuckin shit, I swear!

[@ilivekajol]

old sas quick as a knife

[@MarcoBoneMan]

“Cheaper than a bartender” Look at Johnnys face. Playing him like a fiddle. Great acting.

[@joshschaeffer3300]

Johnny was very intelligent and cunning. Knew how to cultivate a thing and how to use and play on insecurities and resentments or pride and ego. John knew how and what buttons to push. Paulie isnt the smartest but nobody else could have so completely played him and got so much out of it like John. Paulie is very paranoid and mistrustful of everyone it wasnt his ignorance but rather John's smarts that turned paulie effectively into a mole for the lupertazzis. Had Paulie not run into Carmine who knows when or if he would have figured it out. John was probably the smartest overall and just as cunning as anyone. They dont always go hand in hand.

[@Aivottaja]

Paulie's no leader. He couldn't hold it together for two weeks.

[@willia3r]

Yeah and we dont even know if he is truly Italian. Hes a bastard baby

[@joshschaeffer3300]

Maybe not but a lot people would be trying to hold there head together if they didnt go along. Paulie is not a live and let live type guy.

[@stevem2323]

Two weeks? 😁😁😁.

[@lorenzospitaleri]

@@willia3r his father is Russ Fegoli, so he is 100% italian just half wonderbread

[@morganmccaffrey6133]

Now this is a grade A clip. Once you get deep into a KZbin sopranos clips addiction you don’t want flashy gun fight scenes or murders. Just a short chopped up scene with zero context. Perfect

[@danthewafflelord3059]

Yup

[@matthewmorris5893]

Yuuup..sad thing is, I haven't even seen the entire show in episode format. I've seen all of season one..and then at least 90 % of the other 5 seasons in out of context clips. It was honestly better in out of context clip format. I'm not sure what that says about my attention span but, I use the technique of positive visualization

[@Vasily_dont_be_silly]

@@matthewmorris5893 You've definitely missed a lot. Number 1 rule of all the great series is "don't watch a single clip of it on KZbin until you've actually seen the whole show". Otherwise you simply spoil everything for yourself

[@matthewmorris5893]

@@Vasily_dont_be_silly I just finished it..two.months ago. You're right it was much much better. Although I will add, without the clips, I probably wouldn't have become as driven to watch the series.

[@billanthony8230]

Did you offer him an aspirin? Hahah

[@hank1519]

His humor is amazing!

[@jcarroll7371]

The scene where Paulie walks up to Carmine and acts like they are buddies and carmine looks at him like who tf are u is great.

[@IrishYobbo07]

PHENOMENAL 🤗

[@keith6591]

“Didn’t your father get run over by a trolley?”

[@tuckerfrd1]

Talk about being locked outdoors and naked. Great scene when "old fish lips" said - WHO!?!

[@Pochonesian]

In Junior’s defense, he described the nurse eloquently and accurately.

[@faisalkamal4319]

Junior is old he doesn't do preambles

[@shaneconaty1731]

Junior is too fuckin funny!

[@larl123]

Tony Sirico is simply one of the best actors I've ever seen. My god, I know he had ties in the real mob before becoming an actor, but wow, no one could have fit the role the way he did. Absolutely hilarious and brilliant really. There is not a single scene in the WHOLE series where he's somewhat comical, my god. He's like the real life version of a hilarious cartoon character but in the same time doesn't give a shit and you know better than to fuck with him. Best series, EVER.

[@anthonyfuqua6988]

Sirico was a very lowly associate though. He never was in the loop of what the mob was doing.

[@Saadking47]

He was a real mobster

[@GoBuckeyes554]

"Carmine wont forget you.." cant forget who he doesnt know

[@jakep1979]

His father got hit by a trolley no?! 🤣

[@Aivottaja]

Ahahaha. Paulie actually thinking he could be in charge :D

[@flightofthebumblebee9529]

I personally believe Paulie does become boss after Tony is killed. He and Patsy fill the Tony amd Sil roles.

[@joeythegent3888]

@@flightofthebumblebee9529 the only way Tony could have been cut off is by Patsy's son knowing where they were going to eat, plus think about it "guy in members only jacket" while Patsy was in charge of the clothing industry, plus when sil got shot why didn't Patsy A. Get hit B. Hit anyone, his aim as a pro would have never been that off

[@Aivottaja]

@@flightofthebumblebee9529 Patsy? Yeah. He's about the only one of the capable Jersey crew members left standing. Paulie could never keep the system going.

[@Starwithnonname]

Marty McFly well, it was never confirmed or not at the very end of the season. Left to speculation

[@riverdaletales8457]

@@flightofthebumblebee9529 sil has a chance to recover so if he recovers Sil takes over , which would be a good thing

[@GlennShook]

Uncle june had was capable of best zingers ever. “ did you offer him an aspirin” lmao gold

[@willmiller7693]

I don’t know whether to chill champagne or shit my pants. Junior’s dialogue never disappoints

[@810wasaninsidejob9]

Paulie basically just said "If theres a war, I'll follow whatever NY says. Please don't kill me."

[@MORGN]

Uncle Jun was one of my fav characters...He's so damn fucking funny

[@patrickoliver9133]

They gave Dominic Chianese all the best lines lmao

[@vinto34]

I'm a registered new-urse...not maid.

[@animecrunchtime]

Did you offer him an aspirin?

[@leebob86]

I know... I loved it when Jr. said I got Federal agents so far up my ass, I can taste Brylcream.

[@globalcombattv]

What's Brylcream?

[@sbeckett91]

Brylcreem is an old-school men’s hair styling cream, used to get that “slicked-back” look popular in the 50s.

[@cmcgloughlin]

1:11 something about that “there he is” strikes me as funny

[@slugger1983]

"Did you offer my nephew sumthin?" is one of the top 3 funniest moments in the series.

[@BOOM-jt8ne]

LOL!! This show was comedy gold

[@9SecondStreetMustang]

I wish they did more with the shaving cream on his ear, it was my favorite character..

[@LennyCole96]

Carmine never forgets things, his genuine concern for Paulie's dad being run over by a trolley has heartwarming

[@thermidor5975]

Notice that Johnny didn’t actually lie: he said *”Carmine won’t forget you”.* He can’t forget someone he never knew in the first place. 😉

[@TicMoney1985]

I don't know whether to chill the champagne or shit my pants lolllllllll

[@mikem6176]

“Carmine won’t forget you.” Carmine never heard of him.

[@liquidyodel]

wonderful direction of photography

[@mightymacdiesal12]

Love the way Junior says “cunt.”

[@abdigafarfar]

No Bobby was underboss when he died, remember when NY was planning the hits in the nail salon, they wanted to hit "upper management" which consists of a boss consiglieri and underboss, with Silvio as consiglieri Bobby must have been underboss. Plus when the guy found out that Bobby was underboss he said "That mortadelle is number 3" which is underboss, so Paulie wasn't underboss, Bobby was.

[@MORGN]

man I fucking love this show...I should watch it again

[@ronin120]

Did you offer him an aspirin? Lol. Junior did have some funny one liners.

[@ericjohn8466]

"I dont know whether to chill the champagne or shit my pants"

[@inbound1000]

never be another show like it..i cried when it ended...i am sick..lol...best show ever

[@fluffycheep]

This show is an absolute work of genius.

[@ianmangham4570]

Truth

[@brianbullivant4753]

It would explain all those Emmys.

[@PUREAAMERICAN]

I don't know wether to chill the champange or shit my pants.... Priceless!

[@chotam91]

Did you offer him an aspirin? Lmaooo 😂

[@rondobson1828]

Quote of the season: "I don't know whether to chill the champagne or shit in my pants"

[@chicagoanth6133]

“Hey Bronco!” 😂😂

[@cocokai9661]

People always do this to home nurses. They think they're getting a maid, or personal assistant. I've had friends that do this sort of work and some of their clients expect them to do laundry, run errands, vacuum, You name it. When they patiently explain that they're nurses, not maids, this is exactly the attitude they're met with! Next time you're at the dentist, ask him to run outside and change your tire...or ask your doctor if he'd mind running out and getting your dry-cleaning! How do you think that would go over?!

[@maybachrob9475]

cocokai most nurses get use of the patients car and shit like that... life assistances is part of the job for people who are to old or hurt to do things on they’re on this chick just drinking tea and reading the paper I’m not saying clean the house but act right at least u getting paid to be there

[@cocokai9661]

@@maybachrob9475Acting right doesn't mean becoming maid/cook for all the old guy's relatives. I did this sort of work myself, believe me, you're not there to make the coffee or fix nephew a sandwich. This woman's a registered nurse, not a LPN even. And an LPN would draw the line at making lunch.

[@maybachrob9475]

cocokai my ex did that work And the amount of love they showed she showed back

[@cocokai9661]

@@maybachrob9475I'm sure that's true. But treating someone with disrespect isn't showing them love. Sometimes men don't get it. If the Registered nurse was a man, would he be expected to hop up and make lunch for some random guy (not even his patient) that stops by? What if the whole family stopped by? Would she/he be expected to fix dinner? Clean the dishes? A registered nurse is a professional. She's not a CNA or LPN...and even they're not expected to do house work. That's not what they're there for. If a doctor made a house call would you expect him to fix lunch for your visitors? Do a load of laundry? When men deal with women, some men, expect the women to become their on-site mommy. It's a problem.

[@maybachrob9475]

U not hearing me

[@paulomiguel4249]

Junior always had the makings of a varsity comedian

[@BrandonTobatto]

My Mother: 'GO TO YOUR ROOM!' 7 Year Old Me: 1:31

[@renofederighi8774]

Lol junior a real OG i don't know whether to chill the champagne or shit in my pants 🤣

[@hanniballecterspsychiatris8613]

What the fuck is a registered kneehorse?

[@jakep1979]

Chris Ray something that Ralph payed too much for.

[@crankcall2u]

Beautiful place for a walk look at all the pretty flowers

[@MichaelBalchaitis]

"I don't know if I should chill the champagne or shit in my pants." you would be surprised how often I use this line in my daily life.

[@DannyBoy445593]

The new upper management would be (if Silvio wakes up) Sil-Boss, Paulie-Underboss and Patsi- Consiglierie (SP?). Alley boy is an acting Capo too so he might get a bump up as well.

[@ivansrootcanal8553]

This is a legendary actress , who plays the nurse , there was a period when starred in 2 or 3 brilliant movies by Nikita mihalkov in 70's/80's , Elena solovey , she was an ahem back then

[@brohan914]

+Ivans root canal I need to watch more Russian films

[@jfjsas07]

So that would prove that even the hottest girls may turn into unatractrive and completely unerotic women when they don't care about their weight, elegance and the general look... Sad that most people stop caring after 30.

[@cocokai9661]

@@jfjsas07glad you said most people and not just women. Since this show proves how very unattractive most men, of any age, actually are.

[@jfjsas07]

@@cocokai9661 Oh men are even more terrible

[@jfjsas07]

@msec Ses Haha I'm already getting an idea of how old you must be and how much you must weigh. Just what I was talking about, send us a selfie so you can prove my point. Don't reply by the way, as I'm not gonna read it anyway.

[@richardquinn72]

Paulie's Italian hand gestures are god level.

[@am32ireland]

Tony.... Heyyyy Borko🤣🤣🤣

[@KMaddison90]

“I’ve fucking had it” 😂

[@johnmoja5912]

You should never lose hope

[@anakinsolo4496]

ASPIRIN LMAO Junior is a trip

[@mattyboyanderson]

Junior has installed a battle-axe for extra protection

[@KWCMNY]

Beautiful scene when Junior went to other room saying ,,count"

[@donjuan2421]

Incredible how Johnny Sack played Paulie..

[@jamesk1806]

Johnny the cute fuck played Paulie like a Stradivarius! And when Paulie seem Carmine at the wedding and he didn't have a clue who he was... Priceless.

[@Gumbocinno]

"i don't know whether to chill the wine or shit in my shinebox"

[@sagan1976]

I was waiting to see Paulie getting played by Johnny and Junior's nurse.

[@wavealip8059]

Lmao... The writers give Uncle Junior the best lines

[@Xsopit24631]

"Tony's pretty hot" -Paulie

[@darj617]

Tony called her Bronco 😂

[@paulm3481]

Love junior.

[@patrickgogan3517]

That title 😂😂

[@vector8310]

Any Uncle Junior scene is worth watching

[@davef.2811]

Junior's house = a time machine, right out of 1965.

[@MsWojtas12]

Carmain not forget you...😂😂😂

[@ftswarbill]

I want a bumper sticker that reads "I don't know whether to chill the champagne or shit in my pants".

[@dukenukem252]

I don’t know whether to chill the champagne or shit in my pants

[@91Divo]

Had it with everything.... I know how Junior feels 😕

[@WorldsDeath]

I'm praying to the gods for a new seasons.

[@ratm23471]

There is not a god in the conventional sense, A. And B, James Gandolfini is dead so that's that.

[@marckristian81]

Paulie's the perfect example of what happens to muscle long term

[@ClearviewTrading]

our muscle definition will turn into a "old lady's cunt" lol

[@66ott7]

All i know is, is that Paulie Gaultieri is a stand up guy.

[@warrchyld2764]

People always talk about Silvio loyalty to Toni but Bobby was also very loyal to leadership till the end💯

[@meaty220]

0:26 "We're old friends".....wow, Paulie was such a mark.

[@zachhi89]

paulie's got a nice jacket.

[@dylanhom58]

“I don’t know whether to chill the champagne or shit in my pants.”

[@jimmyteerex2177]

Paulie was the man behind Tony's demise. He wanted the top job for himself and felt he was being hard done by, pure and simple.

[@dend1]

Paulie probably had a similar conversation with beansie behind tony's back

[@shutup2751]

'' carmine won't forget you '' lol lol lol lol

[@RichiesHouse]

“I’m a registered norse”

[@samuelcapritta1086]

This is the same woman who spilled the beans to Irina about Tony and Svetlana

[@reubena7854]

what episode wast this?

[@mrlosangeles6928]

When Pauline said god forgive if he’s in charge that dude gave the ok to kill tony

[@pfsalinger7195]

where was that scene between Paulie and Johnny Sac?

[@Simombrun1980]

What season is this from?

[@RevolverOcelot2008]

I still wonder how Carmine had no idea who Paulie was even if it was just by name despite him being part of the Dimeo family since Junior and " Johnny Boy". were members

[@atlasking6110]

You're applying too much logic LOL. The writing on this show was way over-rated in the lack of attention paid to continuity.

[@Backyardmech1]

I work in consulting. I’d do the same as Pauly to keep fences mended and myself busy. 😂 Funny how consulting and mob work goes hand in hand. I’d just be a soldier if I was in the mob. Thing is I have seniority like Pauly if the same rules applied.

[@NormPetersonsBarStool]

Holy shit Junior is Jerry Seinfeld "Did you offer him a aspirin "

[@flawaii-pines6858]

UP IN DA CLUB!

[@elit3268]

“Carnine won’t forget you” since he doesn’t even know you exist.

[@anthonyiuculano6002]

She should have offered Tony something for his agita. He's all agita all the time.

[@peaceindarkness.darknessis3494]

Small hands, that was his problem