r/tumblr Top Posts of All Time

[@spectator7269]

Well, of COURSE the moon landing wasn't real. The moon's still up in the sky. I see it every night!

[@linkadoodle9568]

Well it was more the earth landed on the moon

[@zachefronisalesbianicon1523]

A genius in the making

[@garbageboy9164]

Spectator 72 does anyone else laugh way too hard at something that isn’t even funny. I just cried for five minutes at this garbage comment. Fuck you and have a nice day you sick fuck

[@maskyybunn1254]

still smarter than the flat earthers

[@nadia-if2qy]

! Harvard wants to know your location !

[@BeanieGoth]

Panic! At The *_Everywhere_*

[@mariofanfiftyfvie6652]

Panic! *everywhere*

[@softtimes9125]

Mood

[@vlogginggabes3864]

What a small beautiful wedding world

[@star_warped_6691]

F a n d e r ?

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Mood

[@kerochromic8333]

Sorrow was really the best when it came to Reddit videos, hope he’s doing alright.

[@durahell_4492]

Sam O’Nella came back, it’s sorrow tv’s turn!

[@ThelxoxlGirls]

@@durahell_4492 both Sam O'Nella and Casually Explained returned. Maybe if we hope hard enough, Sorrow will, too... I miss him so much

[@Exdorme]

@@ThelxoxlGirls I mean ... Did Sam Onella come back? The longer the wait le more it feels like the 2025 joke wasn't a joke at all

[@YimYum50]

@@ThelxoxlGirlsSoothouse too

[@lilatune]

WHERE WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY WHERE PLEASE ANSWER ME@@YimYum50

[@Emily-kd2zv]

The “five tomatoes” post actually helped me on my GED math exam.

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

Good for you I remembered this post but I forgot the five tomatoes part and I just kept thinking about it the whole day

[@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312]

It helped me remember it Now I know it

[@sebastianskjold5680]

Same

[@ZavienF]

The issue I have with the method is that I keep forgetting the number of tomatoes

[@superscatboy]

Being European helped me remember the number 10.

[@newmoisturizer5054]

The hog one was fucking hysterical.

[@mission101]

New Moisturizer that’s what the hogs want you to think. You think it’s all a joke, but then they’ll come for you, and you won’t be laughing anymore

[@bethanytarbutton2575]

Sam Stringer oh please.... You believe in hogs?

[@justwow768]

Bethany Tarbutton you believe in animals?

[@pixaphy]

YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU EXIST AND AREN'T JUST A FIGMENT OF MY BRAIN TRYING TO SAVE ME FROM THE TOXIC OXYGEN THAT'S SLOWLY KILLING US ALL!?

[@GlytcheD]

Stormy Snowpix dude... chill....

[@fifi_leafy2258]

ALSO your vaccines need meat and your dog needs kids. *END OF DISCUSSION.*

[@Planefan1000]

Also your vaccines need dogs and your meat needs kids.

[@TheComedyButchers]

Well egg used some vaccines, sooooo close.

[@alissawilliams3435]

Morgan Pollard Wait, w h a t

[@elfinnch7613]

Also your vaccines need meat and your dogs need kids.

[@jonavanderpal]

@@adamandsethdylantoo Indeed, my kids should only be close to MY meat.

[@bribbles2166]

Tumblr is like that one friend who can be super laid back and funny most of the time but also sometimes will get tilted over small pet peeves

[@underwhelminged]

YaBoiBribbles It's also that one friend who likes cats more than dogs and thinks it's an unpopular opinion

[@Mushromeow]

Wouldn't say it's an unpopular opinion, but it's definitely swayed by region and demo. Australia is a very dogcentric country.

[@bribbles2166]

VaneFox Australia must fucking suck then

[@TigirlakaLaserwolf6]

Ayyyy is that tien w/ Chaotzu's hat? Also that name is a bitch to spell. I think there's an I in there somewhere but fuck if I know _where_

[@bribbles2166]

TigirlakaLaserwolf6 no that's just him in his Crane School outfit

[@Kyoobur9000]

“The moon is fake! It’s just NASA projecting a light from space!” “Space? Whaddya mean _space?!_”

[@ascendedcat260]

"Space is just a NASA light projection!" "Light, you say?!"

[@lixonzito2481]

a s c e n d e d c a t you believe in NASA?

[@user-bv8qd9nc3u]

@BronzeGod "- The earth is flat! - You believe in earth?"

[@SlyHikari03]

Ayy, it’s you!

[@Kyoobur9000]

@@SlyHikari03 The one and only! Well, the nine and only, I suppose.

[@rappingbeaniedog347]

this is actually one of those videos that show Tumblr is pretty chill sometimes. One that isn't pure tumblr cringe.

[@0042-u1r]

RappingBeanieDog eh its depends of you follow on tumblr. my dashboard looks mostly like this.

[@dedoubecool]

The Ratatouille's monster thing is actually so funny

[@user-uk5cu4vw7o]

no

[@Nugcon]

@@user-uk5cu4vw7o no u

[@eon928]

@@Nugcon no w

[@niallmurphy7498]

@@eon928 no Q

[@eon928]

@@niallmurphy7498 reverse card!

[@RobrinLayona]

Okay, but why isn't anyone mentioning that HE SINGS BEAUTIFULLY

[@WakaranYT]

SallySociopath Because every Sorrow fan knows he's a good singer ;)

[@saladabs]

I was lookin for this comment

[@degeneratemilkhater5696]

SallySociopath IKR?!

[@sonicunleashedfan124]

*S O M E O N E ‘ S H A L L S A R E G E T T I N G D E C K E D*

[@atuaangie5160]

For the last time, it's the halls MONSTER!!!

[@Darcc14]

you believe in the ratatouille?

[@Kuwassu]

We got Panic! At the Disco and Yikes! In The Yard Where's Eek! At the School?

[@p3p1jnlol]

Mild discomfort! At the office

[@p3p1jnlol]

@@TheDirpMasterPlaysTheGames gunshots! At the school

[@Planefan1000]

Shriek! at the Swamp Aaaahh! in the Attic Tantrum! on the Tower Scream! by the Crime Scene

[@redfare9500]

@@p3p1jnlol omg I just died reading that... "mild discomfort at the office" you just made my day

[@Punnikin1969]

Gosh! At the gun show.

[@tiredstudent4547]

Okay but the singing portion of "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" was really good.

[@kabob0077]

tired student That parody of Eddie Money was pretty good too.

[@BlueSpiritFire1]

_This_ is why I like tumblr. There are some actual gems in there

[@dv7551]

BlueSpiritFire1 yep hero jerk u.s.o.c design carry icg icq linux heusen latch level kai knows flash Luigi yarn lei indigo yeti pig fyi yr EU units David EU if so less eery UFC cup of so ox dry geez full LLC xviii inc. Ssu jvc

[@TsukiStuffs]

"why isn't she evolving" "she already legendary" Cosmog: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@AstralToastie]

I think cosmog evolves by friendship,if you were curious

[@localinternetclown]

Nope. Leveling actually. The points during the story of S/M/US/UM where Nebby evolved were just for plot convenience.

[@ascendedcat260]

Also that Kung-fu pokemon i forgot the name of that's going to be in the SwSh dlc

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

@@ascendedcat260 And Phione/Manaphy

[@rooksclown316]

@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 phione don't evolve into manaphy, but for some reason breeding manaphy will get you a phione

[@bbcomics]

This is the side of Tumblr I love, not the small shitty side that ruins it for everyone

[@sanjeahnoyuk3055]

I assume you mean the SJW side? Then again everyone hates that side... the LGBT community hates that side. W E H A T E N O T H I N G .

[@bbcomics]

Sanjeah Noyuk yup, exactly

[@zackmadrigal1943]

You might be talking about the Supernatural side. We're sorry but we're not ashamed

[@momorio-chan9202]

bbcomics me too man, me too

[@momorio-chan9202]

Gudam diddler Welp Both I have to say

[@cffee3288]

*i m p e n e t r a b l e w a l l o f s w i n e*

[@nadiel42]

They can use it to repair Wall Maria!

[@mcarr3492]

what do you use to type in Bold on ytb?

[@thomasoneill4386]

Miph * on each side of the words you want

[@crushersbutlessedgynow]

They have already taken mexico and canada already

[@FeargeyAncientFeatheredOne]

*S W I N E*

[@YEAHKINDA]

"Oh yes what a shame! That the groom's bride is a-" " *W H O R E !* "

[@lillianmarie9249]

I chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of-

[@LooDoesStuff]

_C L O S I N G T H E G O D D A M N D O O R_

[@sadlad6603]

You butchered to fuck out the lyrics

[@lillianmarie9249]

@@LooDoesStuff NO, its much better to face these kinds of things, with a sense of poise and rationalility

[@garondupree8165]

@@lillianmarie9249 I chime in

[@mags7542]

What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding Says a bridesmaid to a waiter And yes, but what a shame, What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a *_bEaUtiFuL WoMaN_*

[@ilexdiapason]

this is literally what i said

[@sylvercritter]

... Your irregular reminder to do r/AskOuija top posts of all time

[@RardTangler]

Charcocoa plz upvote this post folks

[@hayden9810]

How to get wiggi board

[@fedor4655]

Charcocoa Y

[@Jesuslovergodfanpraisejesus]

Fedor E

[@magmamooblade]

That gamer s

[@silverdrag0n_]

*_unleash the roombas_* im fucking sobbing

[@degeneratemilkhater5696]

AwesomeMaddy 1 yikes in the yard and mistlefoe got me

[@asdfgh6210]

no cry

[@julius9943]

dude same

[@iago110]

AwesomeMaddy 1 boy shut ya sensitive ass up

[@iago110]

AwesomeMaddy 1 nevermind i just cried

[@OptimusPhillip]

3:04 Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good. *frog jumps out of mouth* Never mind, I'm good. I'm so sorry

[@athenaestrada8656]

I'M W H E E Z I N G

[@masterof4elements826]

looks around.... "Hey, where did everyone go?"

[@trevor7520]

yeah he had a frog in his throat but he

[@sheevpalpatine1105]

texas confession i have never seen the reestablishment of communism

[@tylersyaboi]

Good

[@MagisterialVoyager]

(dramatic gasp)

[@JJAB91]

Well people like to eat and not live in gulags so you know...

[@aidanpratt]

No... what have you done?

[@notneb-jx1og]

*Soviet anthem plays*

[@CrowCoded]

The mental vision of a hoard of roombas flooding the house and covering the floor in a fit of soft mechanical whirrs while I sit upon my bed looking down at my little minions? Priceless.

[@lukasbhame9384]

No you stand on the roombas

[@charityquill4965]

BATTLE TO THE DEATH

[@jewelmine442]

That would mean the roombas are the next minions..Just gotta paint them yellow and we good.

[@sparksflylove]

*YIKES* IN THE YARD

[@eveecoulter]

Hillary Bright I wanna like your comment but it's at 420 likes and I can't fuck with that

[@ubeyelliott6348]

Hillary Bright WHAT A GORGEOUS WEDDING, SAYS A BEST MAN TO A WAITRESS

[@abyssalplanes]

Walgreens store brand ;)

[@HD-zj7dy]

PRINCE IN THE NUCLEOSYNTHESIS

[@user-ti8ki7rv1c]

Fear At The Party -Angel

[@SuperPurplePancakes]

Sorrow i am deeply troubled at 8:00 she spoke of 24 roombas, but you only showed 19 where have the other five gone?? i have resorted to barricading myself in my house for the next 48 hours in fear that these 5 missing roombas shall seek me out to claim my life...

[@berkefiliz3410]

The 5 are below the ones you can see

[@Mega9466]

Oh god I see them outside my house! HELP ME!... Oh wait they can't get up the steps...

[@hyliasknight]

I also noticed this

[@aceywac3y]

texas confession i’ve never had a stable relationship

[@minithegameguy4674]

Texas confession: I have never gotten a second cat or punched tom Holland during the filming of a spiderman movie

[@hayatobun]

just get yourself a couple of horses

[@lorraineluther6133]

Texas confession I've never had a relationship

[@RichConnerGMN]

nice profile pic, very gay

[@hkayakh]

Texas confession: I’m failing one of my classes in school

[@lukess.s]

Barack Obama (Michelle Obama's husband) Ah okay, that guy.

[@swiggityswikesmashthatlike575]

I've never heard of him.

[@a.i.h.b.p677]

//BEGIN TRANSCRIPT// "...tbmqm ilhms rjltbmq ose video logs had been destroyed." "No. Log 8 was retained." "Why?" "The Office requested it personally." "So a log clearly displaying JATK has gone missing." "That's the long and short of it." "So... when does something happen?" "Whenever he wants it to." "Nothing to do but wait." //end tranrsitrokf//

[@leehaden1]

A.I.H.B.P *OH GOD MY ARG SENSES ARE ACTIVATING.*

[@henrycronin8266]

Yeah Trump made sure of that :D

[@gorkaaustin5306]

Henry Cronin Who?

[@Purpelspy]

texas confession i never had a girlfriend irl

[@degeneratemilkhater5696]

shy shy shy, bitches Texas confession I don't know if it counts, I'm English so

[@ThatOneGentalmen]

texas confession I wish I never did

[@redeemem6427]

So you are a girl and you want a girl? Uh

[@carlosalejandroalvarenga4913]

Texas confession I've never seen Hamilton live

[@jaymixo607]

Texas confession yes i am a girl and i've never had a girlfriend irl

[@allynacid3197]

"We lost Canada and Mexico already"

[@crushersbutlessedgynow]

There goes Japan

[@W3Rn1ckz]

I can't contact Alaska!

[@gamegod6859]

those damn bacon heads

[@seanwaddell2659]

Well Canada never existed to begin with.

[@arianag.5148]

Hawaii’s dead as well. HIDE IN THE BUNKERS

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

*Drunk mathematician rolling dice* Me: So the entirety of DnD players?

[@leonardovergara5620]

Some are youngsters though.

[@duckycraterisawesome2662]

@@leonardovergara5620 and ...

[@sparkz6349]

@@duckycraterisawesome2662 *yes*

[@Xman34washere]

@@leonardovergara5620 so?

[@joyjohnsoni3lu]

W h e e z e

[@ironwarrior2916]

5:38 *My dentist is Captain America's dad*

[@vladgina]

Easily the best part in this (I hope it's true because that would be amazing) video and somehow not in the top comments. ???

[@ItzZal]

Xd

[@henrystickmin6002]

I died

[@goathead2828]

Okay i stopped the video just to count how many roombas have been unleashed and i have a complaint. There are only 19 roombas. How the hell are you going to conusme the entire planet with only 19 roombas instead of 24???

[@ThatSpecificIndividual]

Bartek Guźniczak literally unwatchable

[@rainbowlack]

Bartek Guźniczak the others went in the other direction, dont worry

[@goathead2828]

rainbowlack - Kohai's Editor well that's one hell of an uncoordinated army for sure!

[@goathead2828]

Calcium Lite Like Trojan horses? I like it.

[@unsurprisinglysleepdeprived]

You just have to believe Believe in Roomba God

[@sefiscool9864]

3:53 Socaretes didn't believe in writing at all. He believed you should just remember things. 🤷‍♂️

[@kabob0077]

Sef Iscool BEHOLD, A MAN!

[@connertaggart8403]

kabob 007 I feel like imma get woodshed but that was Diogenes and yes I know I’m late

[@equalizer8047]

Boctotrsyes is gg TGE great mean

[@dimitriscollier9918]

@@connertaggart8403 nah it was socrates

[@beckiverson1531]

fuck you socrates

[@HipsterMerchantOfDeath]

We lost Canada!! How will we ever beat the hogs without maple bacon?!!

[@oneworldtradecenter3180]

Maple bacon

[@kibbleret]

RichieTheWeirdo Maple bacon

[@fransandersson4717]

MacArthur!

[@callmeanon307]

*THERE INVADING FLORIDA, CAPTAIN!!!*

[@philipmaclean1560]

it is a thing

[@badaxtion1878]

Ratatouilles monster was a pretty good joke

[@nycn1nja91]

Soooo, would Ratatouille's monster the flying spaghetti monster? I'm not gonna lie I originally thought this is what the joke meant and not anything about Frankenstein :/

[@emeros8631]

I died then resurrected after that joke

[@HerbalAssailant]

I hate that I've been on Tumblr long enough to have already seen some of these posts...

[@ChaoticLizard]

Faith help me i recognized all but like, 3 of the posts

[@Murhuedur]

I’ve seen all of them vhfvjfcyfvf

[@nikolageorgiev2341]

yeah u seem like a tumblr person

[@HerbalAssailant]

nikola ivanov That is the worst insult anyone has ever said to me. I was on Tumblr for years but now I absolutely hate it. ☺

[@nikolageorgiev2341]

Faith yeah i dont have any harsh feelings towards anyone, and plus accidentaly replied to you instead of the one that went djdoebofjd in your comment.

[@moneybadger8406]

Tumblr is the site where if you look past all the cringe and cancer you can find some pretty cool stuff.

[@balrogdahomie]

m0n3yb4dg3r to be fair that also applies to Reddit and 4chan, albeit they’re cringeworthy on the other side of the social/political spectrum

[@errorunknownuser4752]

Yeah the porn in all those places is pretty good

[@necromax13]

m0n3yb4dg3r And porn

[@catdogthing]

balrogdahomie I would rather alt right than left

[@cheesewizard3965]

And if you look past _that_ you find posts from another dimension

[@brianna7705]

This is the first video of SorrowTV’s that I watched. I was genuinely convinced that the starter voice was a separate voice from the second voice. I was like “ah what happened to the Texas guy” and it took me until the next post to realize that it was all voice acting. Then I subscribed.

[@detectivepigeon8699]

FULL VERSION COVER OF I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES AND I'LL BE HAPPY

[@nathangelaude4787]

Apmpaint sins*

[@angelacanedit]

WE NEED IT

[@detectivepigeon8699]

Oh you're right. I didn't even notice that typo, my bad ^^;

[@mikestion4629]

PANIC IN THE YARD YIKES AT THE DISCO

[@scalemerald]

Mikestion disco in the yard

[@scalemerald]

yikes and the panic

[@mikestion4629]

@@scalemerald thank you for your contributions to my comment.

[@scalemerald]

Mikestion its all i live for lmao

[@spuddy553]

you forgot the exclamation points :(

[@jmb594]

This guy's voice acting is incredible. I heard the Gingerbread Man, Plankton, and even Toby Determined from Gravity Falls.

[@envyrem]

I even heard King Candy from Wreck It Ralph

[@Meriyanna]

Yikes in the yard... What a shame the poor grooms bride is a GOURD. biggest missed opportunity

[@Daywalker727]

You don't know how happy I am that this video wasn't just filled with "hur dur sjw" jokes.

[@giorgiabonarrigo9212]

Daywalker727 holy shit yes

[@DallasVakarian]

I was expecting that when I clicked on it but I was pleasantly surprised

[@tomatosoup7704]

you dont really *see that many sjws actually, most tumblr users actually mock sjws.

[@Daywalker727]

Yeah man, I don't see much of them either nowadays. It's mostly 10/10 shitposting.

[@tomatosoup7704]

Broccoli Neko Depends on who you follow

[@EpicUwU_]

The Jack Black one is so true

[@rokkfel4999]

Jeffrey C ...why though why...

[@luiginoidtank8666]

Rokkfel it's because Jack Black is so halarious he doesn't need context

[@rokkfel4999]

Luiginoid Tank yee boy...idk I forgot what one as gonna says I just msgd that

[@supersmilyface1]

*All hail the Hobo King.*

[@samuelbealer608]

Jeffrey C he’s like a real life Deadpool, fits into any cannon and literally is always funny, satirical, or stupid enough to earn a chuckle

[@Xannah]

I already saw all these posts... I definetely spent to much time on tumblr...

[@regirayquaza]

Cool.

[@DecimusYna]

I only go to Tumblr seldomly and I already knew almost all of it.

[@prxnce6588]

Same lol but i still died laughing... i also chicken like my i am confusion

[@ノクターン-r2q]

Go outside

[@cursedrahmennoodle4812]

Texas confession I’ve never turned into an actual rahmen noodle and slowly eaten myself down to a stump

[@theclouttt4165]

Cursed Rahmen noodle when I was high I became a ramen noodle. Best trip ever

[@PieNumber4]

Wait, do most people not do that?

[@silvertheorist]

I was confused. Then I saw your username... And went back to being confused

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Uh-

[@fadesblue]

posts from tumblr on reddit on youtube

[@MrMatheuslego]

That will end up being watched on Facebook

[@phifred5216]

The most viscious cycle of reposting

[@Silverwind87]

Has science gone too far?

[@priyajohn9198]

Albert Nave Ten questions science still can't answer.

[@hide302]

true though

[@justanormalalien4758]

There were only 19 roombas instead of 24 I'm slightly disappointed

[@tjahjobagaaa]

Slightly?

[@justanormalalien4758]

BaggieWaggie .....Maybe a bit more than that but ssshhhhh

[@galaxyspice5805]

The FlyingLollipop (iloveyourprofilepic)

[@justanormalalien4758]

Glowing Phoenix (Thankyou)

[@tristangreene8581]

The others were underneath the rest

[@nele2820]

peak tumblr is when you know that you have reblogged every single one of these posts at some point

[@Ahmetfusta]

zero shame

[@Northychen]

Nele K aaayyy my boi , those were the days

[@OwensMelodies]

you know I think we don't appreciate how good sorrow is at singing

[@eerilyethereal]

YOU CAN SING

[@trexthriving]

*hE CAN SING, ALL RIGHT*

[@sclom5676]

you just noticed this. It's not like he does it every fucking video

[@vlogginggabes3864]

yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor sorrow tv is a *sell out*

[@trexthriving]

you're not wrong but

[@colonialsenjoyer6931]

@@sclom5676 woooooooooosh

[@TheBrickly]

I can’t decide if Tumblr is the best or worst thing to happen

[@randomfools808]

EclypsetheWyvern The bad far outweighs everything else. Fandoms are toxic there outside all the SJW/feminist stuff. If you want porn, you're in luck though.

[@Silverwind87]

Yes.

[@Sashrunner]

Either. However, I'm starting to notice that people who hate all of Tumblr always say that it is only good for porn. =T

[@rowanhollingsworth5231]

Tumblr porn is somehow more virusey than Pornhub but it's got some tasty content if you have decent protection.

[@GravyRave]

EclypsetheWyvern Both honestly.

[@beetleiuice]

oh thank god I thought this was gonna be one of those T U M B L R C R I N G E videos

[@mia234567]

69th like ayeeeeeee

[@emirrart]

Tumblr isn't as gender-focused as people think, it actually can be funny

[@vero-kd8vg]

Stud-y Bud-y Yeah, despite all the garbage there is in that website its still kinda worth checking it out simply for all the high quality shitpost you can find.

[@Smartacus98]

When it comes to people who think they understand politics intent on polluting everything with their precious opinions, is tumblr or 4chan more cancerous?

[@WarpStims]

Tumblr. Then again, this is a response to a comment in the same thread where someone else's comment contained the statement "all the high quality shitpost" when talking about Tumblr, so maybe this is the wrong audience.

[@rocklee7737]

2:44 I agree, Jack Black is one of my favourite people from this world.

[@KolMan2000]

8:16 made me laugh uncontrollably for whatever reason. Probably cause of the caps and the sudden panning over to "DECKED"

[@mrdeadmemes]

also the fuckin delivery of _'mistlefoe'_

[@DD-zh6hz]

Texas confession I am Texas.

[@tenx4512]

Momma Texas w

[@rashadbassam]

YOU'VE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE YOU'RE IN

[@thegoatcarnival]

Oh I get it

[@whitfieldmccrum6859]

Thanks Momma Texas

[@leelagg8866]

@@tenx4512 WOAH

[@anxietyprimev6983]

these kids and their darn *tablets*DO YOU REALIZE HOW GOOD OF A PUN THIS IS

[@afaxmachine5045]

i dont get it

[@anxietyprimev6983]

Memeulos Fan BECAUSE PEOPLE USED TO WRITE ON STONE TABLETS

[@littletee3649]

John Dreemurr Ye gads! We have come full circle... you know what that means, right? Bring on the dinosaurs and mammoths 🐲 cause we going stone age people.

[@EatPieNProsper]

@@littletee3649 oh I thought you meant full circle... like when they done invented the wheel

[@deerprynce]

Little Tee mate that’s a dragon not a dinosaur

[@IixiXOuOXixiI]

Why? Why must you sing "cotton Eyed Joe"? Now it'll be stuck in my head for another two months... I just got it out. But not going to lie, I love your singing of IWSNT.

[@callmeanon307]

🎶Where did he come from? Where did he go?!🎶

[@patrikcath1025]

4:55 Plot twist, there are people who believe the Moon is fake

[@reyniknamyrion3557]

*'Creationist Doesn't Believe In The Moon'* - kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2O5Xpt-Z7GCmJo

[@hasanmertsk]

Plot twist: there are people who believe they are fake

[@unsubscribedanimation]

Me Me Big Boy

[@Seagull780]

Pfft... You believe believing is real?

[@Bubblegumfunfunfun]

Plot twist: there are people who believe being fake is fake

[@ratte8325]

*ratatouille’s monster* Victor is shooketh

[@Sid1971braza]

Stop

[@seermayton-el3488]

Things heating up at the Ratatoullie fandom

[@SlightlyVillainous]

10:27 You're actually a really good singer 😶😶

[@rosa3768]

What the original song lmao i cant remember it and now its struck in my head @ 10:44

[@dariusvollmer8404]

rosa diaz isn't it "I write sins not tragedies" by panic at the disco

[@rosa3768]

@@dariusvollmer8404 yea ik that one but i was asking about the tune he sang in @ 10:44

[@Sorinshuto]

@@rosa3768 I know it's been a year, but the song is Take Me Home Tonight by Eddie Money

[@hkayakh]

0:02 aged like wine. I mean seriously there was so much snow in February that one week

[@maggiemcguire421]

“24 roombas emerge slowly”, but but, there’s only 19 roombas

[@lt.dancepants]

maggie mcguire pfffft you believe in roombas?

[@sacrecharlemagne2262]

The other 5 are behind you

[@maggiemcguire421]

Sacre Charlemagne HELP! IM BEING CHASED BY ROOMBAS!!! THEY HAVE KNIVES TAPED TO THEM! THEYRE TRYING TO KILL ME 😱😱 THEY WONT TURN OFF

[@nickkohlmann]

maggie mcguire Every dot stands for 5000 roombas

[@milesedgeworth132]

0:57 Eratosthenes was Greek, and he was born in 276 BC. He also used a measuring tool known as a gnomon for the shadows, not obelisks. Obelisks weren't even invented in 3750 BC, it was much later around 3100 BC - 2700 BC. When you try too hard to be smart.

[@rattman3975]

R/nobodyasked R/iamverysmart

[@torashii]

He's Miles Edgeworth, what did you expect?

[@rattman3975]

@@torashii eh

[@venus_envy]

I'm glad someone pointed this out; but yeah Eratosthenes figured that out and calculated the circumference of the Earth (and was only off by a little bit), meanwhile in the twenty-teens we've got flat Earthers and Time-Cubists... wat ಠ_ಠ

[@junezdollhouse]

ok but your pfp and this comment together

[@macoud12]

UNLEASH THE ROOMBAS. To be honest, I would do that for a giggle.

[@ariaa-s5180]

Price of 24 roombas: $12,000 Price of Alexa Echo: $180 Shits and giggles: *priceless*

[@glaucusyellow]

I learned how many feet there are in a mile. I'm in the U.S.. What did y'all learn today?

[@BrognusBelgen]

I learned that the Imperial/US Measurement System is stupid.

[@EvilRaccoonDM]

I learned that I should probably go to bed

[@kat_rebrand]

Lol same

[@imperson1785]

@@BrognusBelgen UK and Canada also need to take notes here. Also, silly yank thinking the US invented everything.

[@BrognusBelgen]

@@imperson1785 Oh, I don't think the US invented it, I called it the US system since they're pretty much the only country that still exculivly uses it, day-to-day.

[@pokefan7446]

"Why is there a coyote on the bus?" Hey, they paid for a ticket. They have a right to be on the bus. Just because their an animal doesn’t mean they can appreciate public transport.

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

Pokéfan 744 *they're And no, animals don't get to have the same rights as humans because they're not fucking humans.

[@swirlcatanimations4583]

Pale Rider Show some respect, we are trying to fight for equal rights why can't people like you understand?! Animals deserve WAY better treatment

[@luiginoidtank8666]

Swirlcat Animations you are very correct

[@FishbedMyBeloved]

That is not a safe place to play the guitar.

[@rockah12]

+Pale Rider come on he bought a damn ticket leave him alone

[@kenyarojas2270]

This. This is the Tumblr I want to see compilations of 👏

[@WingCap0]

The one about not getting much out of your education these days is sad, but true.

[@LisaNarozhnykh]

waIT YOU'RE TELLING ME MY STRAIGHT A'S ARE WORTH NOTHING WHY THE HELL AM I STILL IN SCHOOL THEN?!

[@WingCap0]

Lisa N. Failing isn’t a good idea, either. In fact, not playing by the rules of the system makes you even worse off.

[@nickkohlmann]

WingCap0 *SAD BUT TRUUUEEEEEE*

[@ohmystarsss]

it would funny if it didn't hurt inside

[@harpskid]

WingCap0 Hi, just want to say that I am getting payed 12.40/hr at walmart without a highschool diploma. Fully capable of supporting myself without one of those fancy pieces of paper.

[@foreverevergreen1762]

I never knew I needed to hear sorrowtv sing I write sins but now that I’ve heard it there’s no going back

[@fellowsinner9683]

*SHE'S ALREADY LEGENDARY*

[@frankenwolf8975]

*AWWWWW YEE-*

[@pleaseignorethischannelamn5242]

#MakeKZbincatagain

[@frankenwolf8975]

CONGRATULATIONS YOU MANAGED TO GET THE JOKE! SOMEBODY GET THIS KID A COOKIE THEY DESERVE IT (also many legendary Pokémon have multiple different forms bUt YOu WouLDN’T KnOW thAt caUSE you’RE Not A ReAL FaN

[@busound2401]

The moment he said "Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you 'what really happened' " at 4:43 I got a notification of a video called "MIND BLOWING CONSPIRACY THEORIES" from Shane Dawson's channel x'D

[@kyronau2285]

Thisismyshiteu SAME

[@synphilia4776]

Pfff you believe in youtube channels?

[@theallaroundnerd9889]

Shiiit...he's still going? Damn man, I haven't seen one of his videos since like, 2010? When did RayWilliamJohnson stop doing Equals 3

[@misterghoul9457]

@2:28 Like Jack Black playing himself being in a Gorillaz video, which has a powerpuff girls villian as a member, thus meaning that he is cannon to the ppg universe, as well as the gorillaz, or even worse meaning that ppg and gorillaz is cannon to our universe... yeah that happened

[@michaeltreacy1806]

*T H E B A T H*

[@michaeltreacy1806]

Gorillaz reference

[@funyunfinnyun]

Mister Ghoul YES EXACTLY

[@michaeltreacy1806]

It's from "Saturnz Barz"

[@michaeltreacy1806]

don't know that one. I just learnt about gorrillas and *T H E B A T H*meme from a cousin a few weeks ago or something. oh and i'm that one person who makes remixes on the scratch website called "tntgole*nn*" (its supposed to look like tntgolem) [original name do not steal!]

[@Xvaril]

Hope the Texas confession guy is doing ok

[@01Rosewolf]

I was avoiding this because I thought itd be making fun of tumblrs cringy side, im glad i gave in to my need for sorrow tv vids. Lmao

[@ameliajustvibing3850]

Rose D what's wrong with making fun of runner's cringe side?

[@01Rosewolf]

Sphaerio Pegasi hits a little close to home lol

[@da-lx4gz]

Rose D LOL 😂

[@ameneko98]

Sphaerio Pegasi Also you can find a million videos doing that. As much fun as it is to mock Tumblr, variety is the spice of life.

[@terii7189]

you mean all of tumblr

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

ThAt RoOmBa OnE ICANTBREATHE

[@themoistlad]

There's only 19 roombas on the screen though so I can't like it

[@luiginoidtank8666]

Babbling Sully some is probs covered up by the others or aren't on the screen yet

[@itsyan4039]

7:58

[@paubkoj7456]

RELEASE THE RUMBAS! Next thing you know u don't have a bed

[@rhysmacgregor-mason3624]

Babbling Sully I knew I wasn't the only one who counted

[@elliithyalmightyclonelord5786]

You can sing I can’t I’m jealous Teach me your ways

[@elliithyalmightyclonelord5786]

Kiiyp GD Great advice 👌

[@vlogginggabes3864]

What a beautiful sorrow tv

[@vlogginggabes3864]

Kiiyp GD SATURDAYYYYYYYYAYAYAYYYYYY!... Lol

[@slion9914]

Kiiyp GD actual advice from someone also learning to sing: 1.) do lip trills at different notes for as long as you can for at least ten minutes a day (builds muscles and breathing strength) 2.) Hum. Hum a LOT (builds muscle strength and control) 3.) Swim or do some kind of cardio to build better breathing, it's muy important 4.) pick a note, say guh guh guh, then sing mom for as long as you can (this tightens the cords and helps stretch them and build them to sing higher and lower notes) 5.) imitate a siren and sing from your lowest note to your highest note up and down again to develop a stronger bridge (where your voice cracks) 6.) WARMUP AND COOLDOWN (lots of videos for that on youtube) 7.) Stand up straight and breathe from the diaphragm (stomach part thing, search it up) 8.) Choose a song that is sort of in your range that you want to work on bettering and use the proper techniques. do these everyday and you'll get good progress. TIPS: AVOID milk and fatty foods before singing since these make phlegm in your throat and make it harder to control your voice drink cool water or hot tea NOT ICE COLD since it seizes up your chords ALWAYS warm up and cool down, it's basically working out but for your voice, and you might damage yourself if you don't take care of your chords properly In just a year you'll see HUGE change buh bye now miss Britney Spears

[@digimon99891]

Here’s a pointless training video that will make you sing m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJqqkmZug9msnac

[@ajwatto9545]

Oh no...the Texas confession...no...

[@jellythelioness9955]

Too soon, Texas confession. too soon.. ):

[@franklydondor3448]

*There is an entire subreddit dedicated to stealing memes*

[@phifred5216]

Stealing memes is the art of the internet.

[@dingdong6757]

There is a youtube channel for the same thing **cough** Cowbelly **cough**

[@franklydondor3448]

White Peonies A repost in a repost

[@Lady_Crispr]

This is my favorite channel now. I was supposed to stop watching 2 hours ago and play fallout, but here I am...

[@Rotem_S]

""supposed""

[@joshuaeppinga9706]

Any other guy whowatches this more than a month after release is a little kid whos a annoying schoolgoer watching this instead of homework. Oh, its problaly vacation in america now

[@CoolGuyFaceMan]

HOLY SHIT I WAS ABOUT TO PLAY FALLOUT 4 BUT GOT STUCK WATCHING THIS IT'S 2:37AM, AND I MEANT TO START AT 11:00PM HELP ME!!!

[@CoolGuyFaceMan]

Joshua Eppinga dude your profile picture and what you have uploaded makes you seem as if your at least 9 or younger, I pray your either saying this because you are relating to other people with your age, doing this as a joke, or you really are older than school kids, I hope your not a nine year old trying to put down other nine yesr old's because you are "better than them". Then again its 2:44 am and I may be arguing with a 9 year old so I'm not any better 😂.

[@TheWizxrdIsHere]

he's a sorrowtv elitist. " all the normies just discovering sorrowtv are pur children, oh yes" EDIT: he literally liked a video with "penis car" in the title, he's 12

[@starssumfr3707]

Texas confession: I've never owned 75 books

[@Ramen082]

That Panic! At the Disco song lyric at the end just made me really happy 😂👏

[@G0000N]

ARsnowyWolf same

[@isabellachristodoulou5335]

Same

[@movinggalaxy9655]

ARsnowyWolf HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOSH D@** DOOR

[@ilovekittieification]

Alexza Felton you know you don't have censor on KZbin

[@movinggalaxy9655]

I don't think so pal You never know telling how bad KZbin with censorship rn.

[@idk-uk8gp]

2:54 He’s trying to not spoil the next movie

[@eggeater1384]

No, he's trying not to let the frog out

[@antler9927]

👏👏 im glad other people know about that clip

[@picklesandbeyond9039]

The Stars Look Beautiful He did it for secret world of arietty too. He’s been spoiling stuff since he know how to talk 😂

[@antler9927]

😂 you're correct

[@bedazzlebub967]

THANOS FROG THANOS FROG THANOS FROG THANOS FROG THANOS FROG THANOS FROG

[@celinaroberts5438]

I know all of these, but your voice makes everything better

[@icecreamguru7584]

Celina Roberts dude you have no life

[@RoseEyed]

This is KZbin. None of us do. (There is only Sorrow)

[@celinaroberts5438]

Ice cream Guru thank you my dud

[@emery-gaming]

Texas confession! I’ve never seen Mother 3 released in the west!

[@AntiLily]

"... someones halls are getting DECKED" I almost died laughing, that was gold.

[@suckd0g]

ShadowSpade reading your comment made me lose all the marrow in my bones

[@joepod1125]

This is gonna be my new saying which I apply to literally any situation

[@justinh.1773]

Perfect german accent man! 10/10

[@AbuHajarAlBugatti]

No, just sounds like a retarded Poshy English accent. Schwarzenegger is german accent. No german here in this country talks like this and I am not even german by blood so I got no reason "defending" them but still.

[@Dittoh123]

Bad (sorry for hi English)

[@jnmpsuit4532]

Dittoh oml

[@SpecterReaper]

For (Sorry bad hi English)

[@hdawg4404]

You mixed up the words bad and hi

[@SpecterReaper]

H dawg Thanks for pointing out, Captain Obvious

[@hdawg4404]

Plague Bomber I was just trying to help the guy, geez

[@vgffkkkksd]

*_texas confession_* I've never been in another country my whole life by far.

[@TheKeitaNobodyAskedFor]

same

[@curli7288]

@@TheKeitaNobodyAskedFor likewise

[@avengingarcher727]

Me neither

[@thesamuelbutler]

Not even the United States?

[@Thee_Sinner]

9:15 Van *Goff*

[@bassfreeze]

well... it's closer than van goooo

[@Andrew-rx2vf]

No it's Van Jeoff

[@ghoulbuster1]

Van giff

[@WingoEthan]

A lot of people pronounce it that way. And the only way we’d know who’s wrong is by asking him. But we can’t, because he killed himself.

[@jameslove1162]

Ethan Coley Eh, no. We know how his names pronounced, lol. That's literally why pronunciation exists, there's a right and a wrong way. Alot of people do pronounce it that way, but that's because alot of people are wrong.

[@Abigart69]

Sorrow television might just be the greatest singer I’ve ever heard

[@name-qs6cl]

*second greatest

[@kd9262]

i hope youre joking

[@name-qs6cl]

RJ Macready I was joking, and I think the op was too. But in all seriousness, Sorrow is actually a decent singer imo.

[@kharie3694]

The Whoosher it makes me uncomfortable how you decided to say “sorrow television” instead of “sorrow tv”

[@cobblestoneboom]

The singing after the last post was actually good

[@cat-napsss]

-I CHIME IN WITH A "HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF, CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR, NO?" IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS WITH A SENSE OF- Okay I'll stop.

[@c10v3r]

RedVelvetPanPan POISONED RATIONALITYYYY!!

[@Maestro_Gear]

SMELL YA LATER

[@loudonheimsoth6916]

Smashgunner who even says that anymore?

[@diobrando9842]

Loudon Heimsoth gary oak apparently

[@loudonheimsoth6916]

Oh well, at least he’s organic. And not Gary Plastic.

[@saucyegg5050]

Smashgunner DO YOU SMASH LIKE ME

[@torreywhiting5402]

Smashgunner That profile pic is amazing

[@12poulet21]

8:52 Its creme fraise = its strawberry cream Its creme fraîche = its fresh cream.

[@toanoradian]

Whatever it is I don't like it

[@12poulet21]

Alain Dulon English enema

[@lethos8811]

12poulet21 Im latino mamasita so joke's on you

[@mdpl-05]

The post said 24 roombas but you only displayed 19 on screen.

[@tristangreene8581]

Pixeliator the others are underneath

[@TheCaptainNick]

You are an absolute madlad.

[@LostApotheosis]

These continuity errors cannot be permitted to stand.

[@addangel]

who the fuck can afford 24 roombas?

[@austinquisition]

Glad I didn't have to scroll too far to find what I was gonna post.

[@nechdaught3412]

Popped up in my recommended after 6 years. Hello to all who sort by new

[@animatedbirdcarcass]

hello!

[@nechdaught3412]

@@animatedbirdcarcass hello!

[@hesgoneplaid6478]

Hello

[@nechdaught3412]

@@hesgoneplaid6478 sup

[@prageruwu69]

hello

[@charity5394]

Texas confession: I've never had Sorrow love one of my comments before

[@xogiIbert]

And you won’t

[@charity5394]

+Parker W don't crush my dreams

[@OhNikk]

Cherry consider them crushed.

[@galaxiegoddess]

I BELIEVE IN YOU

[@SpiderRealm]

Oof