r/quityourbullshit Top Posts of All Time [5]

[@sentient_soul1919]

Gotta give respect to the homie in the first one for being honest.

[@SludgeCorpInCorp]

agreed

[@slambotv1334]

Uhh... scam

[@SludgeCorpInCorp]

@@slambotv1334 what?

[@cy-bernet-ix]

@@SludgeCorpInCorp he's quoting the vid

[@SludgeCorpInCorp]

@@cy-bernet-ix oh lol I'm a dofus

[@facelessjack442]

"Keep your cats and birds separate" (Inhales deeply) NO FOKIN SHEIT

[@ascendedcat260]

"Ok so now i figured out you _should_ get a lid for your fish tank when you have a cat, cause i indirectly killed mine"

[@tamerfrhood6716]

Youre icon looks like a scp

[@kiri2784]

is it just me or did you read it in a scottish accent

[@peskypigeonx]

Let us come together I will kick the shins out of those cats

[@AsymptoteInverse]

I read that in Uncle Jobel's voice.

[@cffee3288]

“He’s got a dictionary pleading with him” *im wheezing*

[@tamerfrhood6716]

Cøffee plz i beg of you pepole now think you talk like this haha

[@pissandcornflakes9119]

i'm

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

Ddde

[@geiayanami]

these replies are making me have a stroke

[@weemann4155]

mytrle leaf orange tree 😭😭😭

[@defaultdan7923]

Hey at least for that guy “finding” money you can literally see his views are starting to go down.

[@j335h5]

I had a conversation with a "woman" similar to the one in the first picture. I politely asked her to stop internet scamming and then when "she" got angry I punched her through the screen. And then all the other kids in the class clapped.

[@Sheriel_Phoenix]

It's true I was the screen that transferred the punch

[@vedhasvinjamuri8356]

And the "Woman"? Albert Einstein.

[@triggr929]

I am the screen’s father and this is savage 🔥

[@RonnieBondayy]

Also the scammer didn't feel so good and he disintegrated

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

This is actually very true I was the classroom the kids were in

[@pickledclips]

“Found money while metal detecting” Money is *paper*

[@unclecheezboiga9001]

It was probably in a case of some sort. When the guy placed it before hand, he probably didn’t want any of the money to get destroyed or ruined.

[@gillotte]

@@unclecheezboiga9001 You can see what the money is in though and it's not metal.

[@tanyalebean3695]

my frickin THOUGHTSS

[@BlackMetalGraffiti]

I would have thought money clip till I saw the picture lol

[@littlemisseevee2309]

coins oh I see he had paper

[@diamondnoodles8862]

As a native American, that guy that said we have lesser minds makes me wanna go to his house just to cause some mild inconvenience so he is constantly in a state of frustration

[@elisa_740]

Just casually moving every piece of furniture 1 inch to the left and watch him go slowly insane.

[@zoelemon1851]

Put all the cups I his cabinet upside down. Slowly pour out condiments and drinks in his fridge inch by inch every night

[@politoed06]

take all his ketchup bottles and leave a little bit of ketchup oozing out of the cap

[@thenintendocyclops1074]

Y'all are thinking too small, we'd need to search his roof to ensure there are no easily accessible gas lines, then release a family of squirrels to nest in there, the constant scratching and scratching will aggravate him for months

[@potato1674]

Though I'm not a native American, that made me really mad as well I dunno it just hurt to read what that guy said

[@JimmySee]

To be fair, I remember everyone in second grade telling the chicken joke to each other and claiming it was their own. The parent might have actually heard that from their daughter and actually thought that they had actually come up with it.

[@rexjolles]

Bruh in second grade my friend saying "Chicken Butt" made me die laughing. Just that. Lmao

[@crackpotpolitics5986]

@@rexjolles in hindsight that jokes funny becuase chickens don't even have butts

[@Tw0Dots]

its a shit joke why even lie about it tho lol

[@Freeky_Deeky]

@@Tw0Dots because we were second graders

[@F.R.E.D.D2986]

​@@rexjolles A kid in eighth year, just said lettuce to me for two years straight. He then switched to cabbage after lettuce ran its course

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

You know the whole “think before you speak”? People like this need to apply this to commenting as well as it’s becoming as natural as speaking.

[@billyboy7694]

Pajamapants Jack what hentai in your pfp

[@billyboy7694]

Pajamapants Jack nice channel btw

[@angrytheclown801]

I support a five minute rest period where the app won't send the initial message but instead shows you an image of a disapproving Cena and "Are you sure about this?"

[@ihave6carbatteries408]

Is this sarcasm? I can't tell.

[@tomiyu2297]

Pajamapants Jack is that Sydney from payday 2 OwO

[@Tealsquiddev]

90% of artists don't explain stuff they draw without being asked. Whenever you see something like this(5:21), that's a massive red flag.

[@MelRosewood]

Artists honestly make masterpieces and then send them out online with a title of “enjoy i guess lol”

[@quink2060]

AT THIS TIME OF YEAR LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR DRIVE-IN? Yes.

[@breadsticks471]

Can I see it?

[@quink2060]

No.

[@irlwillsolace]

@@quink2060 r0∅d

[@Vioioioio]

@@quink2060 Seymour It's too cold in here turn up the heat

[@pyjamadan9848]

Quin K! The drive in is on fire!

[@maggiehanson0413]

Merriam Webster calling out Neil DeGrasse Tyson is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

[@Cam-vy7uw]

Anyone who over analyze their own drawing is super shady to me

[@Flowtail]

but how do you get better at drawing if you don't analyze it?...

[@ascendedcat260]

Pretty much every artist over analyzes their works tho...

[@denbrodium935]

@@ascendedcat260 they do that but not like the way the guy in this video does

[@nytrodioxide]

Yeah, as an artist, people usually don't do this. Sometimes I might talk about the meaning or whatever if asked or if I feel like it, but this dude is just oozing wannabe pretentiousness.

[@ascendedcat260]

i mean i'm an artist and i analyze my drawings but i never do it out loud or on text, i keep it to myself i understand that most don't talk about their art like that

[@katieburak93]

I cried at the, "Oh my God! We never vaccinated her for asthma." part.

[@hobnails]

Honestly though, a small percentage of people do die from vaccination complications, though this likely wasn't a case.

[@tbokillacam]

@@hobnails you more likely die at a shark attack than vaccination complications, yet all those anti vaxxers still go swimming haha

[@JollyJuiice]

I died at the fucking _wheez_

[@blacksmithpiano]

You dare to defy the Jingoistic Lakeetra? You are more likely to die from old age then a vaccine complication. Yet these anti-vaxxers keep trying to live long. Smh

[@innocentlittlemosaicslime9545]

@@tbokillacam just a freindly reminder that you are mire likely to die from a vending machine than a shark attack, too.

[@antoine9231]

"Sorry loony liberal, like Trump said we just keep winning" is probably the funniest comeback I've ever heard after lying on a website about being a good person.

[@pollypockets508]

I don't get some Trump supporters. Still blaming Democrats for things but they are winning. Weird.

[@TheNotoriousHRT]

SORRY LOOONIE LIBERAL it was the best unfunniest comeback and like trup it'll keep being the besterest

[@Thumbogreen]

Polly Pockets because the democrats are saying we aren’t winning but when we are they take credit..

[@echolessowl]

Lloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonie liberal!

[@thoticcusprime9309]

@@pollypockets508 libtards still salty about trump

[@bettayfu4515]

"yeah idk why the other would be like 'okay Hitler take a deep breath" *wheezing*

[@munchycrunchybread]

"wheezing" so was hitler apparently

[@mina-hs6br]

When I was twelve i murdered my father with the help of brad pitt. Afterwards he said he wanted to marry me when I was legal age and have me a Harry potter book.

[@mina-hs6br]

*gave

[@minrominro9986]

Instead of making another comment with a correction, you should click on those 3 dots that appear when you mouse over the comment, click it, then click edit.

[@Moocow2003]

No, dude, they commented this before editing was made an option. You can believe me, because nobody lies on the Internet!

[@mina-hs6br]

on my tablet i cant do that (i have a kindle fire) , i can on my laptop though

[@ShyLeviathan]

And then everyone clapped.

[@smergthedargon8974]

GIF (g) vs. GIF (j) G: -Graphic Interchange Format -Gift J: -Creator said so Both are correct according to most dictionaries.

[@kylelangdon6724]

Smerg the Dargon can you imagine being the guy who invented an entire image format?

[@temmiedestructo7309]

THANK YOUUU

[@kushagratripathi7444]

obviously it's pronounced as Gorf

[@baanished7912]

Dont forget Cleaning product under the j definition

[@lagroad]

So are Gif and Jif pronounced the same?

[@camisonline]

That one about the bird is _brutal._

[@F.R.E.D.D2986]

I love the guys, 'Holy fuck what just happened.'

[@smolboi1222]

9:02 Hundreds of years ago “awesome” was used to describe something horrifically powerful.

[@micahwright5901]

It got downgraded.

[@user-nw3ol7fk1i]

also awful used to mean the same thing - something that filled one with awe or fear

[@kimifw58]

Is Neil that old? That would explain some things.

[@brumm0m3ntum94]

still used like that today, just not as the primary use, same for great (great depression), albeit that connotational shift is more recent

[@smolboi1222]

@@brumm0m3ntum94 I like your funny words magic man

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

11:08 I would like to point out that Native Americans had more advanced battlefield tactics than the invading forces. Native Americans used guerrilla war tactics. The guerrilla tactics are to hide and use the element of surprise to your advantage. Basically, guerrilla war tactics are similar to a stealth game like Hitman.

[@FrancisR420]

Yeah those are some of the tactics they used to repel Vikings that discovered America before Europeans Europeans just happened to come after a plague that wiped out 90%+ of the population

[@ZombieNoodles13]

Yeah “less advanced tactics” if you ignore the fact that their tactics and knowledge of the areas was one of their greatest strengths, yeah, ok buddy.

[@viniciuslobo3587]

So basicaly they were fucking ninjas

[@yamabushi170]

It certainly worked well for them, didn't it?

[@viniciuslobo3587]

@@yamabushi170 well tecnology is a bitch

[@MaxAndHisBike]

3:35 "I killed a man at age 12" "He died later in a hospital" "my mom and my therapist told me he went to jail" .... is there anything left to say?

[@paulballard6406]

Max They Just Throw A Rotting Corpse In A Cell

[@Synsek]

You do the crime, you do the time No exceptions

[@anakruger2412]

Also how would he not know that the guy was dead, this kid would have been on trial and been at the very least interrogated by the police for manslaughter.

[@dr.bright6272]

@@anakruger2412 in some states there's the castle defense law that states that you can kill someone for entering your home without permission. Though they probably would've questioned him

[@rambbler]

I mean 12 year olds aren't actually held to the same standards of the law and I'm guessing (if this situation was at all real) the mom would've covered for him in the legal stuff while he was put in therapy for it, to see if he was traumatized or if he was a danger to society. The therapist probably was involved with the legal and as well and reporting anything of note. You probably wouldn't want to tell a 12 year old they killed someone. The story is still bs though.

[@zledgey6836]

You sound like a chad but at the same time you sound like you could tell Me your the mayor from power puff girls and I would believe you.

[@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945]

he's both

[@chlopaczekhula3524]

He is an agglomeration of all the beings in the known universe. His mind is one with all and all with one.

[@perelite6478]

Fun fact: The Mayor and SpongeBob are both voiced by the same actor

[@hexhollows]

@@perelite6478 tom kenny, right?

[@royalblanket]

Doesnt Tom Kenny also voice some in Rick and Morty? Could be completely wrong here

[@CitricAcidRain]

Original: “Sorrow TV” Translation: “my voice acting resume”

[@donkeyhobo34]

I love you

[@chicken561]

wait wait wait... So you're telling me... A man found money... While metal detecting... Suuuure he did 😂

[@iii8410]

Well 1 and 2 euro coins are metal coins, but still

[@chicken561]

Laurynas Mazeika there was cash. no coins

[@javonyounger5107]

Paper money in fact...

[@biancaarcand4316]

A safe maybe? Still full of shit though

[@jaked9538]

Bianca Arcand the channel is joeymac420, its pretty satirical considering he wears booty shorts while riding his dirt bike lol, he also makes hilariously built bikes, it just got over saturated

[@mynameisnotthathardtospell8199]

5:30, the women called NOTRE DAME a *CLOCK TOWER?!?!*

[@markusbonnet439]

Its Gotham

[@endergirl1421]

Well, if we didn’t name it, it would just be called a clock tower... soooo My Name Is Not That Hard To Spell

[@Jun-cz9cv]

its... a clock tower.

[@mynameisnotthathardtospell8199]

Jun Nishikino ? It’s a church

[@endergirl1421]

That also has a clock tower... My Name Is Not That Hard To Spell

[@Kae.the.Selkie]

When I visited China, they said their stereotype of Americans was that we were all really nice. I thought that was so sweet. 😭

[@thepolishastronaut7940]

it's also somewhat accurate. the stereotype is because of how America often does send aid to other countries in times of disaster. So, that's like, 1 positive stereotype?

[@Hezyen]

They must be mistaking us for Canada, I see the confusion

[@cornbreadloverrr]

Meanwhile Canadians see us as fatasses who shoot people for fun while eating mcdonalds

[@Hezyen]

@@cornbreadloverrrGod Bless America

[@RetoskiCat]

@@cornbreadloverrr References... *They're everywhere*

[@evan-t-s]

Yeah that quote about Elon Musk aged like milk in the sun.

[@Sinistralitee]

it took one covid and one very expensive buyout of twitter for people to realize that he's just another rich asshole.

[@ActionPackedJack]

Why are those "found money" videos all 15+ minutes long? Is each video just him slowly counting each bill?

[@MythicalDisarray]

Each video is just a super long and pointless explanation about absolutely nothing until the *Mind blowing thumbnail* shows up.

[@MythicalDisarray]

Or he could be counting each bill slowly, we'll never know.

[@UnfamiliarEyes]

I mean, are you actually going to sit down and watch them?

[@TotallyNotAlan]

Lone Galaxy no It’d be best to _not_ give him views IMO

[@tabithak.9923]

Videos have to be a certain length for you to make money off the ads. I think it's 8 min now but it used to be 10. A lot of content farms or clickbait channels pad to get over that limit

[@thatkatkrazykid4742]

*Jeremy you’re thirty eight years old for Christ’s sake!*

[@thatkatkrazykid4742]

Two likes, neither of which are from me or someone I know, I have exceeded my own expectations

[@jellykitty9618]

@@thatkatkrazykid4742 Make that 5. 😊

[@sladechan368]

Dude you are probably a grown ass man, stop havinf anime pics. Put porn in there. You'll totally not get banned.

[@thatkatkrazykid4742]

Slade chan I’m only in eighth grade.

[@slavmcblin4698]

I read this at the same time it was said

[@Yoshi-oi8el]

If humans are technically animals.... *does that mean we are all furries?*

[@Yoshi-oi8el]

Y e s

[@bl1ngbl0ng_]

Marx Ya boi were fleshies

[@eggboy6491]

Oh no

[@BeanieGoth]

bl1ngbl0ng omfg that is the single most horrifying thing I’ve heard all day

[@Assburgerdid911]

Egh FUCK why'd you put that in my head

[@lessylessy]

"Elon Musk is quit your bullshit personified" This aged like milk flavoured wine.

[@ChewyMovesQuick]

elon musk is the bullshit

[@notdemomantf2294]

I mean Elon does need to quit his bullshit

[@lessylessy]

@@notdemomantf2294 That I agree.

[@justcause1248]

I was told he died in a hospital later that day when I was fifteen he also went to jail after that

[@aarondixon3312]

Just cause how did he go to prison if he was dead?

[@aarondixon3312]

Jason Headden whooooooosh

[@koiwai420]

w o o s h -

[@IDoABitOfTrollin]

カプ・テテフ someone didnt watch the video...

[@Incognito_Blazer]

Ah yes, because it's so difficult to understand the difference between what someone says actually happened (in their story) and what they were supposedly told (in their story). It was pretty clear that he was saying his mother TOLD him the criminal went to jail until they REVEALED (revealed it when the OP was 15) the crim died in the hospital. And yes, I know the story is just a story and not real. I unfortunately have to make that clear before someone can say "uh the story was fake ur so stupid lol" without actually paying attention. Because it is the internet, afterall

[@yyg4632]

art thieves are pathetic. What do they have to gain? I wonder if theres a subreddit for just that

[@thatguyyouhate3743]

Jed Olson pictures of your face

[@wrpro7495]

It’s r/forexposure

[@wrpro7495]

B&W Productions r/wooosh

[@wrpro7495]

Shit forgot to change accounts

[@LemonSmug]

B&W Productions oof

[@Axel-no8of]

One time I saved a restaurant from being assaulted AnD tHey Al cLaPPeD

[@tamerfrhood6716]

Communism best

[@kinz784]

OH MY GOD- *WE NEVER GOT HER VACCINATED FOR ASTHMA!!*

[@TotallyNotAlan]

Wait a minute-

[@JustinY.]

I find the way you pronounce gif disgustang

[@makuru2100]

Justin Y. Every youthbe video I watched recently had your comment, (Jacksfilms and Saberspark) Why are you everywhere

[@BasicallySalad]

Do you spend literally all your time awake watching youtube and commenting on everything, and just happen to have the exact same taste of youtubers as everyone who sees your comment?

[@Seantendo]

Justin Y. Two comments! This video must be special!

[@guamish7593]

STOP IT YOU'RE EVERYWHERE

[@PlueForYou]

Okay, so do you say "gift" or "jift"? Now take out the "t" in "gift" and tell me how it sounds.

[@jaydoncook2983]

Sir, I did NOT give you permission to use my sensitive face as a thumbnail for your video.

[@user-mz3ig5oo3w]

How about he did it... anyway?

[@AsymptoteInverse]

Do you use your barbels when you kiss a woman?

[@blooms1248]

5:25 Me (an artist): Hi I liked this color combo and this character. These colors match the character aesthetic so i used them. Seriously tho who goes into such detail describing their artwork. Like yeah I'm going into the psychology of my artwork and justify every section. Also fuck art thieves

[@Ze_eT]

@@nyxeo The difference is that he knows absolutely nothing about the intent behind the drawing, so he just acted like he was some master at art and acted pretentious.

[@vrkixxkixx1959]

One time I jumped off the fifth bottom step of the stairs. Then twisted the ankle. Then a unicorn jumped through a window and gave me cubed ice gum.

[@imnotanexpert5361]

Did everyone clap?

[@Vioioioio]

ThIs is a load of barnacles...

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

@@Vioioioio I HEARD THAT

[@rexjolles]

I love those commercials lol

[@alexpaulk2819]

When you find out your favorite youtuber pronounces “gif” as if it’s “jraphics interface format”

[@kane09walker]

That makes me like them even more!

[@srinblmlmlke]

Alex Paulk the second A in NASA stands for Aerodynamics, do you pronounce NASA like NAESA instead of a short A sound?

[@kaitlink2004]

lets get illuminaughty Do you say it as Ayrodynamics (Ex. as in “aphid”) instead of ahrrowdynamics (as in “asteroid”)? Thought not. NASA has the same sound as the latter, not the former as you claimed it to be.

[@esodan]

@@srinblmlmlke damn I thought it standed for aliens

[@falonthorne445]

Acronyms are their own seperate words. You don't pronounce "Laser" as "Lahser" do you? Because the A stands for "Amplification"

[@usagichanp]

Just a heads up to those about to casually scroll thru the comments: About 90% is people whining about how he pronounced gif wrong/right.

[@CJWproductions]

Bloof the Poof joke's on you, i had to scroll past 56 gif comments before I saw yours

[@michaelc2832]

whining about how he pronounced gif correctly*

[@whoknows7337]

Cole Ache it's correct and incorrect.

[@bluujelly]

Not all heroes wear capes...Bloof of the proof is living proof

[@brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140]

God damn it, he pronounced gif wrong though. I don't know if I can move on.

[@punctuatronic]

Roses are red He is the master The children are fast but big bird is faster-

[@RamenNamen991]

Reached 69 and I feel accomplished

[@owomotaros7290]

I wanna listen to several hours of sorrow TV speaking gospel

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

The first dude was pretty much the only one who ACTUALLY quit their bullshit

[@sergeantsilly5239]

16 years ago as we were travelling through russia, my wife and I found an abandoned farmhouse in the middle of nowhere. We heard some noises inside, so we carefully opened the door...Both our bodies were frozen in shock as we faced Sorrow TV standing in front of us, asking us to quit our bullshit.

[@watercolourferns]

"Ok, Hitler, just take a deep breath." I'm dead, I died right here and right now!

[@Dog_in_tree]

"Dicture pictures" hasn't left my mind in the past 6 years

[@emilybarclay8831]

Damn, that’s a long time to be thinking about penis

[@MyYoutubeChannelBabyyyy]

Please don’t ever make the screen go that black for that long ever again I can’t just sit there looking at myself for that long I can’t

[@krystatinyy9652]

Gabby Lynsky oml lmao

[@sengeete398]

Make it white then?

[@MyYoutubeChannelBabyyyy]

that'll work man, no reflection

[@Ihatethewaythatyou]

I could stare at you all day tho. Guhhh.

[@MyYoutubeChannelBabyyyy]

gumby the don too smooth ✨✨✨

[@HusbandofLois]

7:43 technically a girl did put him to bed, cue "See ya later virgins"

[@echolessowl]

woman*

[@SuperGamingDude]

Why you gotta lie online to get clout?

[@xorb3861]

SuperGaming Dude You're anywhere xd

[@thatguysixx]

SuperGaming Dude don't you know it's 2018 if your a loser in real life just make up a whole other life online sad but it happens

[@Seantendo]

You tell me, Justin Y.

[@voiceoftheparanoid]

Justin Y.'s alt account. I don't mind it though.

[@FlamingoRadio_]

YOU ARE EVERYWHERE!

[@vrmpyr]

2:14 This guy just has the Milagro Man curse. He's probably slowly losing his sanity over how much money he has.

[@mina-hs6br]

Just imagine his face while he's doing the voices

[@lordomega6802]

Imagine him doing them with a completely straight face, no emotion whatsoever.

[@mina-hs6br]

oof

[@lordomega6802]

oof but better

[@hakim6158]

The chinese accent since the guy was lying is unnecessary and kinda racist. *I LOVE IT*

[@angel127_]

its not really racist, it's more mocking

[@shozter7390]

hakim amalou Yes. #FuckPC

[@davidmistoffelees8459]

Everything is racist.

[@Xixu.co.6]

How is an accent racist? Is everyone in china racist because they speak with a chinese accent?

[@tedmosbee7787]

ALN yes imitating an accent wasn't racist, but you probably are.. given that you think political correctness is a choice or an opinion. It's like me calling you fucking BOB because your actual name is different than the shit I deal with (wait that already happens lol)

[@FennecMizar]

I clicked this because there a fish wearing a hat.

[@Mothlord03]

Shjon's Gaming we probably all did

[@FennecMizar]

True true.

[@echolessowl]

same

[@rowanthehuman4403]

me too, me too.

[@hackneyedstudios4699]

Wait wait wait wait wait.... dID yOU jUSt SAy “jIF”

[@TrishaMitchell101]

I know right. It's soo annoying when people say it like jif!!!!? I'm really bothered and hate that he pronuced that. Jiff is a peanut butter Gif is a moving image

[@meisprobablyjune6369]

It's obviously pronounced yiff.. Duh.

[@randompromises1038]

i got into an argument about this with my parents and they still think it's jif

[@TrishaMitchell101]

@@randompromises1038 is it possible to disown your parents? Lol.

[@randompromises1038]

@@TrishaMitchell101 the worst part is they recently adopted me, so i willingly signed up for this mess. they like the emoji movie too.

[@Thee_Sinner]

ITS PRONOUNCED GIF

[@basedokadaizo]

Uriah Siner it's actually pronounced .gif

[@Minecraftsweg]

pretty sure it's pronounced "gorf" but to each their own.

[@plattanlippman7768]

Its pronounced yiff

[@basilevannegen6822]

gif

[@anjalir8125]

Ya mean biff

[@dr.bright6272]

You know you're pretty out of it when you wake up in your siblings bed. I once thought I went to sleep in my room fairly late at night and apparently went into my brothers room and passed out in his bed. He was pretty understanding and slept in mine instead of kicking me out. It really doesn't make much difference which bed I passed out in because he and I have the same type of bed. Still pretty cool that he didn't wake me up.

[@clayxros576]

r/that actually probably happened have a nice day

[@SahajaJambula]

oooooohhh i thought it was gonna be a completely different story lol

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@SahajaJambula same lmao

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

I already had my pants off, don't tell me that's where the story ends!

[@atomicdancer]

I took a recording of you saying "Lies..! Lies..! Lies..!" to church, and I played it while the pastor was talking about how God is not dead, and the pastor started saying 'shut up! shut up!' and got red-faced and ran out crying, and everyone around me stood up and cheered and clapped. Another victory for science! (I totally uploaded a video of me doing this as well to KZbin, but I've lost the link, sorry)

[@Goobitron22]

It's a true story, I was the pastor... Jerk.

[@dexterjsullen]

I'm adding this to reddit badass posts

[@ironicappreciation4374]

This is true, I was the science

[@isaiahleach1604]

This is true. I was what he played the recording off of.

[@carlitos219]

It’s true. I was KZbin

[@hy-longcat]

"elon musk just... is quityourbullshit, personified" oh boy this aged well :/

[@Lunarrbase]

aged like milk in a florida summer

[@thefoxoverlord]

M'catfish

[@NeoNickz]

Dogfish

[@JorgetePanete]

Mikolaj Popik you forgot the question mak

[@thebaconbros9851]

The Fox Overlord But Totally Not A Furry hi yiay featured person

[@AngryPlayer4]

Omg. How I was living without know this piece of art call's Sorrow TV, I hope you get more subscribes and all EUROPE can appreciate your content. Anticle 13: a what

[@ShiftyMcGoggles]

*EU:* Did I just hear someone make a youtube video, entirely out of memes? To the dungeon with you!

[@icebearpl188]

(i know its a joke so i cant be wooshed) article 13 didnt passed , damnit

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

@@icebearpl188 Guess again!It *_fucking_* did!

[@chuckwellington3307]

I stubbed my toe at the age of 6 and cried for only 5 minutes. AMA!

[@spooky2382]

Are you human?

[@napkin8920]

can i have your autograph

[@eyelessjack8260]

Did it need surgery?

[@migi9193]

wow how did you survive?

[@plum2584]

I think this is possible. Unlikely, but possible.

[@pixelheroes9879]

4:23 Top left corner. Solid.

[@BeanieGoth]

Pixel Heroes I thought it was gonna be like the time on the phone being 4:20 or smn but that’s even better lmao

[@rowlaskren1282]

*Nice*

[@Rhinoinasuit]

Virgin mobile is a network service in australia idk if it's anywhere else

[@IABITVpresents]

@@Rhinoinasuit The UK as well?

[@steampunklemur]

It's not in Australia anymore. It's currently in the UK and Ireland, idk if anywhere else has it

[@fatravingfoxmusiclover2095]

I want to see these animated

[@Boardy_Anims]

How?

[@thatnerdinthecomments4678]

*WITH DICKTURE PICTURES*

[@JustinY.]

Top ten photoshopped photos

[@horsefan616]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@fruitylooney348]

Shut up and let someone else have top comment

[@tag4650]

fuck off

[@xray-g4l]

Justin Y. IKR I'm so tilted that he is eveywere

[@Katiedid2040]

Justin Y. I HATE YOUUU

[@beebaw99]

At least 90% of the comments are about him saying "jif" and I'm so glad we're all on the same team

[@jupitersnoot4915]

XDD the dude admitted to a scam. That guy is done with it, man.

[@irlwillsolace]

ikr he's just like _s c a m_

[@rexjolles]

He's probably been doing that for years and doesn't care anymore.

[@cinderwolf32]

that's literally a Snapchat art filter...

[@rec3de]

aye yur noodle

[@toaster9922]

that first guy was honest. good person

[@adamodriscoll9569]

MANZ JUST SAID "JIF" AND I AM S H O O K E T H

[@liderc9948]

*Wich is worst? Those people who think the Earth is flat or those people who refuse to vaccinate their kids?* *me:* BOTH

[@lhumyaki]

I mean... at least, the people that believe the Earth is flat don't put their children in danger

[@liderc9948]

@@lhumyaki don't Tell me you're the last kind of these people....

[@lhumyaki]

@@liderc9948 what do you mean?

[@liderc9948]

@@lhumyaki I mean wich side you are on. The "flat Earth's" side the "vaccine canceller's" side or thoso who just love seing the world burning....like Imran Zakahev from CoD mw4

[@lhumyaki]

@@liderc9948 oh, so you're asking me if I'm the kind of people that want to watch the world burns? sorry, sometimes I can be a bit dumb and don't understand

[@potatolettuce3416]

So he... died but then went to jail? Was his body just chilling in a cell??

[@lazzi02]

I think he meant the mother first lied to him, you know, instead of telling her child "you fucking murdered him lmao" still a bad lie

[@tommysmyth1210]

The mom didn't want to scare the child when he was little do she told him that he went to prison. Later at 15, she told him the truth - he actually killed the guy.

[@jasmynmyers5176]

Ya know it decayed and the skeleton was like: Ey bro hows it hangin?

[@games4uall]

did you just say jif messages instead of gif messages?

[@games4uall]

did u just say gift jeff messages instead on gift massages?

[@chrisrayner5508]

games4uall did you just say gist messages instead of gift jeff messenges?

[@ReverendReverb]

Did you Jeff?

[@chrisrayner5508]

Carter Montgomery did you just say giffgaff messages instead of Geoff?

[@atomicdancer]

Y'all need to learn how to read your alphabets. Do you ask for a 'giggle-oh' when ordering up a male escort? No! You don't! You order up a 'jiggle-oh' dumbass! Just a gigolo!! And I bet your favorite ahh ahh actor from Jurassic Park is Geff Joldblum too, smh

[@evandealy3493]

Elon should be the head of this subreddit

[@Flowtail]

i dunno, he's tweeted some regrettable things regarding unions and his workers

[@jubileetea]

LMAOOO

[@tutartaglia9167]

*”mr.robot level hacking techniques”* i choked -

[@MrDammed1]

good to see the people being right get funny voices now too

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

What if I told you *that the right people always had funny voices*

[@chrissikes7885]

What are you saying!? No, seriously.

[@meowsandstuff]

k

[@QuinnthePrincess]

I love how the story of the kid with the bat is like the guy went to jail immediately after saying he died in the hospital. That was either the world's shortest jail sentence or someone else hit him with a bat while in jail.

[@a1919akelbo]

Woah, i was watching this video in class then another guy accidentally played the exact same video with his volume all the way turned up, i screamed "hey im watching that too!!" Then we sat together and laughed about it as more people who have seen it started joining the convo, even my teacher was laughing at some of the jokes!

[@bowie.1832]

r/ThatHappened

[@xzZZZ799]

and then the whole class started clapping

[@keeweefroot2692]

Bowie NoLastName r/wooosh

[@theforgotten1213]

It's true I was the volume of the video.

[@waderulez748]

its true i was the sad kid in the back of the class

[@Virgilz_]

The Neil degrasse Tyson “awesome” thing reminded me of the time my 4th grade teacher got genuinely upset at a kid for dabbing after solving a math problem correctly. He claimed that “dabbing is reserved for major accomplishments, like climbing a mountain”

[@batm0uth]

2:50 oh this aged like milk

[@nothin9030]

If anyone is confused about the bird and cat one I'mma explain it So basically the yellow put her cat in the same room as the reds bird and killed it and lied to red about how it died by saying he passed away peacefully in his sleep but the felt like she needed to tweet about it for attention and the red saw the tweet and got mad

[@Vistresian1941]

Pretty sure we got it the first go-round.

[@highlow8683]

Nox no i didn’t get it the first time actually

[@Rayerie]

I was confused, I get it at first but I don't understand how it's r/quityourbullshit

[@DSJoLyne]

@@Rayerie the yellow one was talking as if it was her bird i think

[@MH-sg8rn]

Fara Sow because it’s not her bird and she lied about how it died

[@tranquilitystream9908]

You are lazy... because you can make great content even whilest being lazy. Your voice acting is always on point. Love your channel, keep it up. :D

[@tipperary4525]

Simon Steiner you basically just said he's lazy because he's lazy,, sad, sad human

[@tipperary4525]

Simon Steiner seen the original comment btw, fuck yourself

[@tranquilitystream9908]

ladyofshalott 1. Wooooosh 2. What???

[@sefsprite]

ladyofshalott r/facepalm

[@moltenguava9418]

ladyofshalott dude you sound fucking insane

[@quirkyblackenby]

To be fair. Technically that woman is a full time mom because that’s how parenting works

[@Kyrious]

3:23 and I missed, 3:28 I missed again. Had a popsicle then I passed out.

[@tribeofephraim5801]

Kyrious I woke up and missed,tried to get another popsicle but I missed

[@sodadragon4170]

Shawntina York I passed out. I had a dream that i was firing at something, but i missed

[@rayun55]

Pirate Soda I woke up with a popsicle stick in mouth

[@kroduss4802]

I fired, I hit something, but it wasnt what I was going for. So I guess you could say *_I m i s s e d ._*

[@Endeboi]

I tried to get a popsicle, I missed, I got the cabbage, I tried to put the cabbage back, I missed, I dropped it

[@lotsojunk8903]

There should be a "r/momswithgodcomplexes" where soccer moms talk about how it's so hard to be parents or post minion memes

[@kimifw58]

r/sh*tmomgroupssay

[@TXRider]

12:17 "hErE wHeRe I lIvE, tHeY hAvE a StOrE." Liiiies.

[@charliecrome207]

"like trump says, we'll just keep on winning" this aged well

[@adamfitz7957]

Did.. he just...say.........Jif

[@veeti4210]

"Harambe" wow i havent seen a tumor talking about how to pronounce a word before.

[@adamfitz7957]

Vezez I regret my name. Stop bullying me

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

#StopHarambeAbuse

[@sunnynoriega4288]

Ohs moi god itz harambe ur lurd and savior

[@cunk5914]

Jif is how it's supposed to be pronounced. The creator of the GIF even stated it.

[@KazimierzRat]

Neil deGrasse Tyson should really just stay quiet.

[@dexaphobia8085]

lI_Toasty_Il if he did he might actually stay out of r/iamverysart for once Also is your avatar a dude?

[@themysteriousmimikyu8501]

Roses are red, Violets are violet

[@killerqueen5633]

Who made your avatar

[@JohnBread69]

Pee is stored in the _b a l l s_

[@bsimow8652]

@World's Biggest Booty Hoes y Elon tho

[@fariyanahmed5182]

I just sat down and heard a guy say lies for about 15 seconds. Best 15 seconds of my life

[@ozyf]

Personifications of subreddits: r/quityourbullshit: Elon Musk r/iamverysmart: Neil deGrasse Tyson

[@aussieamon]

I feel like this aged poorly.

[@Lilly_the_Snek]

You were the chosen one Elon! You were supposed to quit the bullsh*t not add to it! Bring balance to Twitter not leave it darkness!

[@Yol-YalFilmStudiosa]

2:50 This did not age well

[@marcoklepsky]

aged like milk at that, and getting worse by the day

[@TheComedyButchers]

You pronounced it “jiff” Unsubbed

[@zerosmess]

it is pronounced glorf

[@kuba_mar]

I pronounce it gif, but im polish and have no idea how gif or jiff sound on english, soo i use polish gif. Now that i think polish version of jiff is yiff.

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

O kurwa to jest gifkaczhihzcecie!

[@hanako-kunsimpsfordaikons5776]

That is the correct pronunciation, the creator of the gif even said so..

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

The story about gif's creator demanding it being pronounced "jiff" is bullshit btw, if anything, it should be prounounced not as "gif", not as "djiff", but as "Djee Aj Eff".

[@acornsie]

as an artist i think it's fucking hilarious when people steal art and then name it/describe it with some pretentious shit. actual artists name their files some shit like "fartdickpoopballs3" and then post it with no caption or something entirely unrelated. always tips me off when they name it something long winded or go into heavy detail about their inspiration. recently saw an artist post an amazing, heavily rendered painting of will graham from hannibal and then the caption was just making fun of him for being gay

[@kanalbezfilmow]

1:38 it's GIF not JIF

[@Nicky_64]

Yif

[@kiroakimada2775]

TheBestProductions No it is jif.

[@s108t]

œuf

[@thebakedtoast]

Phoenix Artice nope

[@tnelson7756]

It's pronounced "yiff"

[@FeyScribe]

2:35 you're supposed to save some of those finds for everyone else guy...

[@TheSirZparity]

0:22-First time I've ever seen a scammer be honest. Lol

[@rene2340]

4:11 how is that a r/woooosh? The joke doesn’t seem obvious... Edit: Well, woooosh on me, cause it’s been 5 minutes and I still don’t get the joke

[@clayxros576]

Yeah I've seen folks try and pull this sincerely so as far as I am concerned Gabbie was doing her job in dispelling the post.