r/woooosh Top Posts of All Time [2]

[@saamalam2738]

5:31 if Ted doesnt show up to his talk in 15 minutes, we're legally allowed to leave

[@artiscool9375]

R3ckless Em3r0r DeAd MEmE

[@rawrowolf4161]

Oml

[@muffinman8018]

We're

[@mynameisopulence]

did you make that joke to have an excuse to use a school joke in a joke for a joke reddit that’s a joke? yea, it’s a joke? **smashes wine glass**

[@cloude1504]

@@muffinman8018 were

[@ro-337]

Ted talks, but does Ted listen?

[@theoneguywiththehorseandth7515]

THE FINAL TALK IS TEDS TALK

[@vartenapanoyan8845]

RO-337 OMG ITS AN ACRONYM LOLL

[@ro-337]

Vartena Panoyan That's just what the government wants you to think.

[@zergb]

R/woooooosh

[@keerchoo5468]

>:( #LETTEDTALK ):

[@33melonpaws77]

I'm a r/woosh victim waiting to happen. This is why I say nothing.

[@fisharooniboi6969]

33melonpaws77 r/wash

[@SuperShadowdragon14]

Elena Whitmond r/wash

[@fisharooniboi6969]

Marxus Cattimore r/Wash

[@Kenny-vu8hx]

Elena Whitmond it r/woooosh Idiot

[@bridge_9405]

@@Kenny-vu8hx r/wash

[@brumm0m3ntum94]

I feel like the Zedtown guy was told by his boss that he legally had to go through and give serious answers

[@PhoniexStudio]

French people: *Brings out Guillotine.* French monarchy: is this some peasant joke im too rich to understand?

[@b-radfrommalibu9593]

I. Don't get it ....

[@PRGME7]

my Name r/wüsh

[@b-radfrommalibu9593]

@@PRGME7 that was a joke Wooosh

[@old_blo0d428]

@@b-radfrommalibu9593 o o f

[@jazzmusicstops374]

@@b-radfrommalibu9593 we need to get creative if we're going to pull that trick

[@SrQuack-js6sn]

*That's not a blaster that's a chicken.*

[@beybladegeekusa7340]

That's not a chicken, That's a semi automatic egg cannon

[@SrQuack-js6sn]

@@beybladegeekusa7340 I guess you could say the blaster *egg-xecutes* people

[@FineUndDandy]

*That's a chicken blaster*

[@jeremypedersen6894]

Its street name is the eggcicutioner. Ill see myself out

[@SrQuack-js6sn]

@@jeremypedersen6894 I'm not sure you have enough egg-perience

[@Timotainment]

I don’t get it?

[@reedrendered]

Its about people Not getting the joke, the fact that you didn't get it is just silly, they are very clearly JOKES, idiot,

[@gergodenes6360]

*r/woosh*

[@iamunrated1247]

Ace Lemon that’s some inception shit bruh

[@bartdrent4740]

Ace Lemon r/woooosh

[@joshuahales7551]

Ace Lemon r/woooosh

[@tavvy4426]

The way you said “Stop I can’t handle another load!” makes me believe that you’ve said that a lot.

[@T3KNUG3T5]

Oh... oh no

[@opalawebb9736]

Oh yes......

[@cy-bernet-ix]

hehehe sorrow hentai when

[@royalblanket]

He also cleary has the pass to say "faggot" according to this video, so...

[@KhadaJhin04]

Poor guy must really have a lot of dishes to wash

[@nijohn12]

"no one tell him" lmaooo He never did figure out why the knife was in the ranch bottle. It haunts him to this very day....

[@ForumArcade]

nijohn12 ... I also don't get it.

[@MinerVaiken]

Forum Arcade Ceaser dressing... Julius Ceasar was stabbed...

[@ForumArcade]

Ah. I guess that's okay then.

[@user-ut7ow4ch6j]

Forum Arcade welp, now he's finally found out guys

[@nijohn12]

+Forum Arcade :) I am glad you figured it out! I would have told you earlier...i just didnt ger here in time

[@dwoktheraynejonsohn4849]

5:16 r/amverysmart "I'm sure you are" *OOF*

[@contentshadow3648]

I don’t get it :(

[@dwoktheraynejonsohn4849]

Content Shadow was that rhetorical or a legit question? (I don't know >.

[@contentshadow3648]

Time King Of Gannaby legit

[@dwoktheraynejonsohn4849]

Content Shadow Wendy's saying "r/IamVerySmart" means that they were saying his comment would be perfect under the Reddit category (hence the r/) of people announcing themselves as high and mighty with their intellect. He TOTALLY missed the joke by misinterpreting their comment. It meant to make fun of him by saying "wow you're so smart" when he thought Wendy's was calling itself as smart. OOF was played the moment Wendy's joke went completely over his head

[@contentshadow3648]

Time King Of Gannaby ok thank you

[@XxStayXPositive]

*Realizing r/Woooosh is reffering to people where jokes fly by their head..* *..r/woooosh*

[@Ionlyknowonesimplething]

For that to be a woooosh how short do you have to be?

[@sambalsillie4301]

Ionlyknowonesimplething ! It doesn’t matter what height you are, a joke can fly over your head at any height

[@fleshyanimal6275]

@@sambalsillie4301 r/wooooosh

[@brickman9133]

Same here bud exept It took me another month

[@UltraLegoEnthusiast]

YOU JUST WOOOOOSHED YOUR SELFFF

[@bamenoyadvance6049]

7:23 I actually don’t get the joke Edit: oh my god it’s Cesar dressing being stabbed IT’S A JULIAS CEASER PUN WHY DID IT TAKE ME 5 MONTHS OF SEEING THIS JOKE FOR ME TO GET IT

[@andrewcampbell1906]

Et tu brute

[@thecavemanwithwifi8800]

Salted-Anxiety your not alone..

[@vcparker5146]

I just found that out.

[@BigKneez420]

WtH 5 MoNtHs I ThoUgHt yOU SaID 1MONtH?.?.?

[@teethpuller8247]

I legit saw this joke after watching a video about cqesar's assasination

[@marshroverv5632]

The Blaster thread was the most hilarious thing I've seen in ages.

[@logner]

can you post the link pls, cant find it

[@Gostieee]

Would've been better if they colored the random things they had

[@pixeltreason2968]

*pulls up on a nuke-shooting spaceship* Is my blaster ok?

[@mateypit1331]

The "knife in a ranch bottle" bit is awesome. If you don't get, I'm really sorry but my will won't let me tell you

[@ash10]

he didn't respond because he doesn't get the epic reference

[@Zaz5y]

ave

[@iamboy116]

Great Ceaser Salad! Why not?

[@djdrago29]

Ive seen that post so many times but this is the first time I actually understood it

[@curtfishfilms9895]

MateyPit 13 I’m sorry but I actually don’t understand it 🤦‍♂️

[@SakuraKitsune_]

"Now you've just taped the bread knife to a cheese grater!" This line is so inspirational I want to tape a midget to plane.

[@eva-kp6jh]

I want to tape a roll of paper towels to a mexican

[@dusty4102]

I want to roll myself on a toilet paper roll

[@viktorexists6948]

Manofjelly5 WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUKING HARD??

[@KaneLivesInDeath]

I read that as "tape a magnet to plane" at first and was so contused 🤣

[@madlymars]

Y'all bullied the guy who didnt get the ceaser joke so hard he deactivated 😭😂

[@spuzzgekk]

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[@spuzzgekk]

Got Any Grapes? Oh my goodness, I completely forgot about this. I had let my little cousin on.

[@Andre_APM]

You checked? lol I do that too sometimes

[@dripxiaoping5837]

Good

[@IndellableHatesHandles]

@@spuzzgekk So my comment containing "moron" gets removed but this doesn't. That's rich.

[@nicholasparra9320]

4:51 83 different people didn't get the joke. I've never seen a good joke go below -10 this is amazing

[@agiar2000]

My favorite part was the "Is my blaster okay?" thread. :D (9:25 for reference)

[@Ruyeman]

Wait. If a joke goes over ShoeOnHead, it wouldn't be a 'wooosh', it be a 'thump'.

[@yolemswag3312]

Ruyeman good jojoke Dio

[@graham2515]

Reeeeeeeeeeee

[@klungusxyz]

you wouldn't hear it over the 480p

[@yolemswag3312]

*classic I see you everywhere comment*

[@Sentralkontrol]

she doesn't actually have a shoe on her head

[@cheems9978]

Teacher: Matthew, heres your test paper. You got 17/100 Class: **Laughs** Teacher: Congratulations, you got the highest score in the whole grade. Class:

[@xmat555]

MatMat II holy fuck brother

[@chair7261]

This comment section is filled with Matthews

[@maxwheel643]

Um, the teacher should be fired

[@Fancjak]

R/whoooosshhh

[@maxwheel643]

Fancy you’ve been baited

[@C_The_Guy]

if a joke went over your head, but you still heard it, did it make a sound? 🤔

[@bubblinebee]

Of course it made a sound. You can't hear a joke if it's silent.

[@Ba29ne]

🤔

[@hors886]

Woooosh

[@Super-wx6br]

c Wouldn't it go under your head?

[@judylwbidoov4195]

c it makes a woooooosh sound.

[@hayward325]

Laughed so hard out loud about the blasters, I had to explain it to my mum

[@xMercuryx56]

was ur mom happy about it

[@hayward325]

I think she enjoyed it

[@pyromaniac6084]

SAME

[@Nobody-11B]

Hahahahaahahaha ha

[@rami5271]

I don't get it either unless the joke is just the guy getting trolled

[@amranimations5974]

It took me until 7:36 to realize the the Whoosh is a joke flying over someone's head... (Woooosh)

[@blueskull5727]

quiet indeed sir you have officialy been wooooshed, yes.

[@originalname5096]

XD I kept thinking it was an awkward silence because the person didn't get the joke and the whoosh was the wind blowing in the background.

[@YEAHKINDA]

It took me 15 years to realize I'm 15 years old, I got it eventually.

[@originalname5096]

Ekoh TheTaur Would that make you 15 or 30 at that point?

[@YEAHKINDA]

15

[@cjawesome9386]

4:45 how did so many people not get the joke to that post

[@Olivia-ym3rh]

The blaster thing killed me

[@Olivia-ym3rh]

UR SO FUCKIN DUMB IF IT KILLED U HOW R U STILL TYPING THIS

[@Olivia-ym3rh]

oh wait that was me

[@pikakip3792]

Me too

[@trolek852]

Plez tell me the moment of video about blaster

[@trolek852]

And in a trade i will type a penguin joke

[@CKTDanny]

Thanks for the image of planes flapping their wings

[@timelordasparagus2623]

Um, sorry to inform you, but the planes aren’t flapping their wings!!! They actually stay still!!! Why don’t you go 2 school 4 a change???

[@Billy-rz1jg]

To be fair wings do have flaps on the trailing edge of them that control lift.

[@timelordasparagus2623]

Well dang, you got me.

[@thecamelchannel1467]

r/notkenm

[@haydenhall8277]

Fedorable the Horrible totally

[@alexmanev2638]

*pulls up in a panzer(tank)* *shouts*"HEY IS MY BLASTER OK"

[@Ash-vg2yv]

DEATH IN THE SHAPE OF A PANZER BATTALION- oh wait..no death? damnit. C'mon Rommel, let's go home.

[@blazingbuizel7194]

"What? Is my modified grenade launcher minigun blaster? Is not okay?"

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

*brings in an atomic bomb* IS MY BLASTER ALRIGHT, TOO?

[@morganyoung3557]

Is my blaster alright? *holds up Kylo Ren’s lightsaber*

[@tanith117]

Is my blaster Okay? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Gustav I just need to wait for the paint to arrive.

[@Ikiya69]

7:23 "No one tell him!!" I laughed so hard at this

[@DJDyliano]

BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[@fritzy8318]

DJ Gamer It’s a reference to Julius Caesar’s murder

[@sholem_bond]

I hate when people are like "no one tell them" like thanks for not including ASD/ADHD/literal-minded people in the joke, guys, you're awesome

[@grasstastesbad]

@@sholem_bond i think that person was joking too. it’s not that deep

[@megatronhasfallen9579]

@@sholem_bond womp womp

[@dan5609]

Whoever taped the knife to the mouse and asked "yes?" Is hilarious

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Dan Hurd That was a hamster

[@shayan_ecksdee]

The Jrr excuse me?

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Shayan ⁢ It's a hamster

[@shayan_ecksdee]

The Jrr ohh..umm.. EXCUSE ME?!?

[@dan5609]

The Jrr k thanks

[@fabulog7010]

8:05 i did the math- if a camera is taking a video at 30 fps, and there's 1000 milliseconds in a second, then a camera takes a picture every 33 milliseconds (rounding down). A plane's wings would have to move from the middle position to the up position in 16.5 milliseconds, and back to the middle in another 16.5 seconds when the frame is taken. planes would look like fucking hummingbirds lol

[@SakuraKitsune_]

FABULOG I am very happy with this image.

[@Cryptideer]

You deserve an award for this

[@DNGNDriver]

r/theydidthemath

[@tree4252]

5:32 that sounds like theodd1sout *_w a i t_*

[@lunarr04]

It does oml 😂

[@trolek852]

But it isnt.. Lol i got 6 likes thx

[@trolek852]

And dat makes me sad

[@yaniz9964]

Holy shit yea

[@LukasHusum]

Whoooo?

[@fredbearfazbear3004]

id say the bread joke got stale.

[@stevenhyatt9806]

FredBear Fazbear bread jokes cant get stale only bread can idiot your so stupid

[@stormieemielfrasure5655]

Steven Hyatt *Wheeze* r/woooosh

[@masterofalltrades_]

@@stormieemielfrasure5655 r/wœőøöòóôõsh

[@mypingus3529]

Saying its stale isn't much of a pun

[@jluchette]

That bread is clearly fresh. You dolt.

[@rinbrennan773]

9:13 - 10:13 I love how he just gets more and more defeated

[@KirbyLinkACW]

I kinda want someone to animate this segment.

[@neveragain9219]

Rin Brennan 😂

[@eclipsethedragon1331]

kirbylinkAcw- I now have the inspiration to start animating

[@jackmesser4678]

KirbyLinkACW for later

[@yomammasbahamas]

The mouse with a knife is great

[@akirao3397]

I'm Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and no one asked for My Opinion™

[@soldierxs]

roses are red violets are violet Neil Degrasse Tyson should sometimes stay quiet

[@Oriontrollsftw2]

+Brazilian MGTOW Shut up incel

[@uncledavid5344]

Roses are red, violets are violet.

[@morticialevana6855]

+Uncle David roses are red, violets are violet, Neil Degrasse Tyson should sometimes stay quiet

[@Nicky_64]

It's very lonely out here in space

[@Verlarn]

*Burn the witch!* Oh my God, Tristan.

[@fakeaccount900]

I was looking for this! Thank you!

[@alexalex543211]

Man that takes me back

[@sephiroth8517]

It was barney duhh

[@wop3x665]

Where is that from?

[@sephiroth8517]

young guap its from yugioh abridged

[@emmabistow5323]

9:20 onwards is like, my favourite clip on this whole site.

[@williambutcher7429]

The chicken one is 👌👌

[@mingis001]

@@williambutcher7429 Blaster*

[@quintonis1]

I like Neil DeGrass Tyson, I just think his social skills aren't very good. I like the fact that he was/is on a science movement trying to get people to be less dumb. Now someone needs to go on a speech movement to teach Neil something. Lol

[@SmartAlec1]

Twitter is basically Tumblr if it was obnoxiously mainstream.

[@FeyTheBin]

I feel like Tyson would pretty much become the leader of /r/iamverysmart

[@JJAB91]

Remember the time he went to colleges and talked down to anyone who wasn't in STEM? I do.

[@WetEmUp1628]

He's a pretty nice guy tho

[@lutze5086]

Have you ever seen flat earthers, they're really that dumb

[@CanadianWhatever]

Uhg, your delivery is fantastic.

[@santiagociarma4615]

Canadian Whatever he didn’t deliver anything, and if you think it’s great then why the ugh (I wanna be on r/woosh)

[@santiagociarma4615]

Sorry bye

[@augernaut4923]

i'm a canadian, but whatever i guess.

[@slushyjarl5486]

It's not delivery, it's Digiorno.

[@throwaway5004]

These people that don't get the joke.. are the jokes

[@cosmicturban2797]

What u mean?

[@nyx9208]

Cosmic Turban *WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH* LMAO

[@mpw26]

Succ What is this "woosh" thing? Am I got into trick???

[@m1niplayer616]

Succ WOOOOSSH wait...

[@throwaway5004]

I'm really confused who really got wooshed here

[@jvgreendarmok]

10:27 OK, given some of the things "Nice Guys" say, I think this could easily be mistaken for a serious post. Poe's Law and all that.

[@Mswordx23]

Wow that was a great Randy Marsh impression

[@amediumlysaltedpearl4325]

Mswordx23 YOURE ALIVE!?!?

[@memethyst]

RIGHT ^ WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN

[@padparadschawillmakeanacco8449]

wAIT HOLD ON IT'S ACTUALLY YOU

[@EZVideoStore]

worst part of these videos is when you dont get one of the jokes and then feel bad

[@rainyyaj8642]

Meme Lord yes such as the ranch one

[@1234q-q8x]

rainyy aj no one tell him.

[@biancamarsh1044]

rainyy aj IT CEASAR SALAD SAUCE. MURDER OF JULIUS CESAR

[@bunchachickennuggies6378]

9:54 A weapon to surpass metal gear.

[@angrycheesecake1571]

Death Sekt edit I mean yes

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

Metal Gear...?!

[@odin8886]

I'm Very Angry It's Not Butter!! It's from a video game

[@user_2793]

War has changed

[@BAPPOTHEMIGHTY123]

Well that is a grater weapon than the others

[@GriffinWilkins]

8:40 I BURST INTO LAUGHTER 😂😂😂

[@Josh-px2nc]

what’s funny about cleaning pots and pans?

[@Fishfoe]

"It's very lonely out here in space." That... would actually make a lot of sense regarding Neil's tweets.

[@HauntMcThicc]

But Neil is a scientist and would tweet something more important then that...I'm just gonna stop here the woosh is obvious

[@user-dy9ts5ei6j]

The Caesar sauce bottle kills me every time. CAESAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

[@Spoonsies_]

Nɪᴄᴋ was the joke about him saying ranch and not Caesar? I’ve watched it a bunch of times, buuuut I never got it....

[@user-dy9ts5ei6j]

Etha I... I'm going to explain it. Ever heard of Jojo's bizarre adventure?

[@Spoonsies_]

Nɪᴄᴋ yeah

[@user-dy9ts5ei6j]

Know Part 2?

[@Spoonsies_]

yeaaahh

[@princessfetus]

*june was in this video god bless*

[@Chilled_]

I should tweet this video to her dad, Greg (fuck you that joke’s still funny)

[@yoavmend1909]

TheMistLink the wedding dress part

[@kotakacy4378]

i have found my potato camera mom

[@HenriqueRJchiki]

Princess of Trash is that a danganronpa reference?

[@abelerculano7565]

Princess of Trash * S U C C*

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"the jokes gone sourdough" that pun was pretty BURNT

[@Sharpless2]

joke's pretty pale...

[@sholem_bond]

what stale jokes

[@Thunder-qf5dm]

That fucking Blaster Part was the funniest Thing i ever Heard.

[@Ch4pp13]

it's kinda old (don't know when it started), but it's still funny to read.

[@SGHmemories]

I just loved the build-up. It sent me from smile to giggle to unabashed gales of laughter.

[@soilology]

*Just tryna get a little cancer, Stan.* *Tell mom it's okay.*

[@unusuallyasian4070]

3:58 this is the first woosh ive seen that actually caught the joke before it flew over them

[@purpisdus3118]

Lol anyone else notice how someone spoiled the joke each time?

[@hoct87]

Dus The Shiny Glaceon that’s the point- wait am i gonna get r/woooosh-ed?

[@purpisdus3118]

Memeology /r/woooosh

[@daddychristmas9257]

What joke?

[@miZu-ZYN]

Comp For Casuals r/woooosh

[@justafan136]

Dus The Shiny Glaceon Sorrow tv-thatsss theee poiint ooofff the joookeee

[@ugandanknuckles6632]

Shit, I feel bad for the guy working at the can crushing factory. After spending a while at a tomato sauce bottling factory, i think i need to ketchup on some lost life too.

[@notjwonty]

Ugandan Knuckles 👏👏👏

[@Mis.tresss]

Good for you man!

[@jasonmartin4775]

r/therewasanattempt

[@ugo6620]

R/atleastyoutried

[@pie4]

Why would you work at a tomato sauce bottling factory? Don’t they have robots doing that? Fucking idiot

[@marijnvanvilsteren2840]

Hold up, this whole video is just about people missing the joke

[@7eartcat248]

R/ woooosh

[@hotfunnyg1rl]

Aeris Martinez woosh on you mate

[@7eartcat248]

That was the point of my woooosh

[@7eartcat248]

Wait was that also a joke oh my lord woooosh inception

[@marijnvanvilsteren2840]

Aeris Martinez wait what?

[@cffee3288]

6:53, *AFTER 2 MONTHS OF BEING WOOSHED, I FINALLY GET THIS JOKE*

[@burntoutidiot4669]

you hered of panic at the disco, so get reddy for woosh in the woods

[@catgirlgrunge]

Crashman Pray For The Reddit

[@vartenapanoyan8845]

TheFridayVerse I write threads not memes

[@medude3609]

TheFridayVerse don't threaten me with an upvote

[@jamhopsey]

House of redditmemes

[@michaelpugh935]

I don't get it 😕

[@mrkiky]

Well the guy handling the nerf blaster comments can't really afford to be ambiguous or leave things to interpretation. The chance is there that some idiot will bring a real gun or some crap.

[@strangefellow1582]

mrkiky whooosh

[@strangefellow1582]

xertyc wooosh

[@strangefellow1582]

ocasiojuni Jolol555 FUCKING WHOOSH

[@strangefellow1582]

FUCKING WHOOSH DUMBASS

[@vladimiradidas1945]

begone 「 T H O T 」 *NO. WOOOOOOOSH.*

[@caitsithism]

the whole blaster thing killed me oh my lord

[@Silverwind87]

All the people in that thread should fight to the death.

[@jaredlalal]

It was my favorite as well lmao

[@kimzee59]

the one on that one that got me was just the knife being taped to a cheese grater instead of a gun

[@gallifreyanrefugee7982]

iwanted to give this comment a like but it was at 69 likes and i didnt want to ruin that for you

[@jakesucksatgames9643]

The chicken made me laugh so much 😂😂

[@camerontedrow4070]

3:05 SHOE0NHEAD OMGG

[@radioactive_baby]

That's what I said

[@mistimorgan9969]

Cameron Tedrow I don’t get it

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

@@mistimorgan9969 she's a youtuber

[@SaintSC05]

@@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan r/wooosh I guess. I don't even know anymore.

[@jeremysworld3061]

An surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

[@RJ_Co.]

I don't get the /r/woooosh joke. Is there some inside joke about the word wooooosh with the rest of the internet? I don't know what is going on and if someone would please explain, this would help immensely.

[@tree4252]

no one tell him

[@alvingillarlera]

tree woooosh

[@tree4252]

E G G 7:22

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

I don't get the punchline of this comment, is this comment reaching some sort of intergalactic form of humour I'm physically incapable of comprehending? Or am I just a socially retarded lizard boi? My wife left me, my dog died and I don't get the joke, can someone please explain to me?

[@skillzthatkillz]

Damn who gets baited into this

[@theseerllama]

When you realize the joke two seconds before asking what the joke is hsooooooooow

[@etherealstars5766]

Haha, IDIOT, you wrote WHOOSH backwards!

[@dhaq5617]

Obvious woosh set up

[@MouseMan04]

I eat chickens

[@felixroux]

you mean hsoohw

[@mauvnoelful]

@@dhaq5617 mhm mhm. They tryna get us out here

[@fen4613]

Ayyyy Shoe0nHead made it into this :D

[@mot8436]

3:07

[@cbas5878]

As the idiot tho

[@notanurag6176]

Sebastian Pulido he wasn’t the idiot she was the one who said “do you live in the 1800s”

[@Cobalt985]

Was just about to say! The next video in my autoplay is Shoe0nhead :P

[@tiki-nagasvoice7919]

1:47 But I listen to Tchaikovsky... That "knife in ranch bottle" really got me laughing hard 10:39 "I need more lemon Pledge"

[@zyaicob]

Pretty sure everyone listens to Tchaikovsky at some point whether they know it or not. Tchaikovsky was a damn good composer and his music is still lovely to this day.

[@Humanhamsandwich]

3:08 anyone else notice it was shoe0nhead?

[@teaze1642]

Yee

[@lilypaigeham]

Thatdude74 That's pretty cool

[@barbi2503]

YEEE I LOVE HER LMAO

[@alexj8337]

Thatdude74 yep.

[@mysteretsym]

Yeah she is very besutiful

[@azxnviscracked6627]

Im pretty sure Dwayne Johnson and "The Rock" are the same person 😱😱😱

[@totallyhuman7296]

Hmm, you may be onto something there

[@tree4252]

finally someone else thinks alike 😤😩🙌

[@awabfarass9054]

MarcoAp r/woooosh

[@lavaman892jr]

dude, no. dwayne is a real person, and a rock is a lifeless object.

[@awabfarass9054]

EvanTheLord it's a joke dude

[@mio4497]

"no one tell him"

[@CreeketsCreek]

Mio But actually what was it? Just the ridiculousness of a post that has nothing interesting being reposted all over the place or is there something more to-- you aren't gonna tell me are you -_-

[@mio4497]

WillowRustle64 should I tho? You know what i'll give you a hint, watch that part but slowly and look at the bottle at all times

[@CreeketsCreek]

Mio Somebody else said it in another comment XD So, to understand, I need to not only know history, but also the names of american salads? C'mon XD

[@mio4497]

WillowRustle64 I dont know about you but from my experiance not being American, and traveling around the world ceaser salad is not an american exclusive dish.

[@theallaroundnerd9889]

WillowRustle64 Dude, Ceaser salad is like...universal for salads. You don't really have to know history either, if you have taken any class that is english related, you more than likely talked about Shakespeare. Also there is a reference to it in Disney's Aladin with the Genie.

[@GameWorks12]

I had this video playing on the background on my tv while I’m doing some on my phone and the blaster bit literally killed me. Currently deceased

[@jacobzipthelipwilliamson7816]

People who don't have a youtube account, what is your opinion on youtube?

[@skillzthatkillz]

They can’t comment on here dumbass

[@hotfunnyg1rl]

it’s pretty good man. great accessibility for all of us non-account users, yknow?

[@RBatman5000]

Rare Pepe, r/whoosh

[@RBatman5000]

BluerazberyYT, r/whoosh

[@jacobzipthelipwilliamson7816]

Jess yeah that’s what I was thinking

[@L_Fleury]

Cameo from shoe0nhead, nice

[@OdinMagnus]

Louis Fleury oh? Lol, saw it after. I usually don't read the names :p

[@mazder_2709]

i honestly don't get this subreddit

[@PeddyGD]

Its about the joke flying over peoples' heads

[@PeddyGD]

*--r/woooosh--*

[@PeddyGD]

do i care >:((

[@lFede64l]

P. B. >:(((

[@mazder_2709]

did i just see a double woosh?

[@stephaniec.6399]

I’m loving the voices you’re putting on for this video! It’s hilarious!

[@mintyhobbit]

Stephanie C. OLD MAN!! ❤️

[@mintyhobbit]

Heeeeeeeeeee

[@lazypenguin69]

"Burn the witch" sorrow knows what good KZbin is

[@Draganox25]

british penguin69 ikr

[@Ray-hx3rm]

Actually burning a person is a statement of violence thus isn’t that funny. (Yes I did intentionally woooosh myself)

[@myakay1]

What is that “oof” sound? I die every time I hear it

[@Intothevoid-NIB]

*when you're not sure if that's a joke *

[@mimishake6571]

That oof sound is the roblox death sound :)

[@myakay1]

mimi shake lol thanks I don’t play Roblox so thanks for filling me in 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️

[@mimishake6571]

myakay1 haha neither do i but some of my friends send me many roblox deadsound remixes

[@woodpencil441]

myakay1 woooooooosh

[@258thHiGuy]

I didn't get the joke on more of these than I'd like to admit

[@ShouldOfStudiedForTheTest]

258th Hi Guy Well, then you should take lessok about humour.

[@ShouldOfStudiedForTheTest]

+You[']r[e] Wrong r/woooosh

[@ShouldOfStudiedForTheTest]

+You[']r[e] Wrong Fuuuuck

[@258thHiGuy]

ok

[@atri2130]

if you didn't get the knife in the ranch bottle the joke was that the ranch was Caesar and if you didn't know how Julius Caesar died, well, yeah (Sorry if you knew and this is retarded)

[@indecisivecountdooku1340]

WaS THAT A REFERENCE TO TRISTAN FROM YGOTAS? _in the distance: _*_BURN THE WITCH!_*

[@cactusguy4363]

Finally, another cultured human on this crumbling, dissolving, withering planet to shed a sliver of the light of knowledge upon the vulturious eye of society.

[@lunabearsong2043]

Yes, it was!

[@goldenlark4890]

i was looking through the comments trying to see if anyone got it, and i am very happy to see that there are some people who still love YGOTAS in 2019. my day has been made.

[@blankblank1284]

Was making sure that it was a refrence, thought it was a YGOTAS Reference.

[@deo8038]

you need to do a parody of 'video killed the radio star' in the next video

[@Ch4pp13]

video killed the radio star. he was already dead before i entered the building. video kill the radio star.

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

faux meauxn thanks, now it's stuck in my head and I can't rewind, we've gone too far

[@daashazireael6613]

Yes

[@Mrlaged]

14:49 Wild Shoeonhead appears it is super ok Friendo.

[@DorfVG]

Mrlaged that's the end of the video dude maybe did you get the wrong time?

[@diegodeluquev1433]

Derpy Nuker WOOOOOSH

[@anonymousdesigner7963]

Diego De Luque V Ok fucken stop now

[@notanurag6176]

Holy shit a shoe on head video was actually the next video in my recommended

[@beans9019]

Who watches her stuff? Like my comment I’m curious! (I LOVE HER VIDEOS)

[@tnturnip]

Does r/woooosh need a specific amount of o's?

[@gostigoo6706]

Nguyen Minh Tien yes, 4 Os, so you are correct

[@Bald_and_Brown]

Early Access Lucifer R/Wooosh

[@trolek852]

r/verylongwooooooosh

[@mini_muichiro]

@LyndisLegion wosh

[@fisharooniboi6969]

LoveEmilyDraw :3 r/washe

[@AnaLongoriaXX]

3:12 When Sorrow TV said “Burn the witch!”, he could have made a reference to Abridged Tristan Taylor from Yugioh Abridged smh 🤦‍♀️

[@PancakeStack654]

7:23 is like when someone ask what woosh means

[@sl8103]

Pancake Stack wait but what does it mean

[@indecentlydecent6147]

I’m gonna make a sacrifice

[@indecentlydecent6147]

perhapspenguins r/wooosh is when someone misses a joke and are extremely confused or offended by it

[@mounticilija5748]

@@indecentlydecent6147 /woosh

[@s_guerrero6515]

@@indecentlydecent6147 r/wooosh

[@anxietyyeet9859]

6:48 was the PERFECT deadpool voice

[@anx46]

woah

[@s_guerrero6515]

Oh ma gowd

[@thecavemanwithwifi8800]

Plz woosh me I haven't got wooshed in like 5 months plz woosh me

[@jordyn2632]

thank you father for this art

[@postmanpat2964]

fuck me up He's not your father and it's not really art

[@emanuelcorlat7261]

Postman Pat r/woooooooooooooooosh

[@eth05_]

emanuel corlat r/wooosh

[@Oid-12]

Aidan Baldwin r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[@TheTragicFoolBus]

ying_ate_my_dog r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomy

[@thepyroghoul]

6:22 lol, just confirmed we actually live on several spherical flat Earths simultaneously.

[@jdrangers4889]

"If a teacher doesn't show up for class within the first 15 minutes of the school day, the students are allowed to leave the building" A quote from George Washington

[@shanevickery5762]

george washington didn’t say that dumbass >:(

[@jdrangers4889]

Nice try on the double woooosh, almost got me!

[@shanevickery5762]

jdrangers4 fuck! good job.

[@ajota2288]

@BDK Productions. AKA BlackDragonKid can i woosh this guy or what?

[@hazemalagha]

shanevickery (i know you're probably joking but I've never wooshed someone so) r/woooosh

[@DeLaCrack]

That little Tristan Taylor burn the witch....perfection

[@RjGoombes]

i feel like the guy at 1:12 was more just goin along with the joke.

[@mcwinky1694]

*D O U B L E W H O O S H*

[@sl8103]

Team 10 has 10 chromosomes TRIPLE WHOOOSH

[@mcwinky1694]

T R I P L E W H O O S H

[@dreamieramune]

*Q U A D R I P L E W H O O S H*

[@mcwinky1694]

P E N T A W H O O O S H

[@danegerzone4889]

Your Randy Marsh is actually very convincing.

[@DanielIXVIMCMLXXXI]

If you want a good prank, send everyone in your contacts a message saying you lost your phone and if they can call it so you can find it. Then see who calls it. Its also a good way to find out who's special ...........my wife called it.

[@Ace1245-l4t]

So.... Your wife is stupid. Good to know

[@ShozubonGG_2426]

@@Ace1245-l4t r/whoosh

[@saulbadman2984]

@@ShozubonGG_2426 r/whooosh

[@ShozubonGG_2426]

@@saulbadman2984 Why did I get whooshed? D:?

[@saulbadman2984]

@@ShozubonGG_2426 Cuz whoooshing people is my job and i need to whooosh people to buy food for my dog :(

[@morganc8666]

woooosh is my favourite because i don’t get it

[@LordSirKing]

if you dont get it then why is it your favorite?

[@beatrice0610]

woooosh

[@LordSirKing]

no shit shirlock

[@dweep9546]

Profile pic checks out

[@scars_photography]

yi kes woooooooosh

[@doziaye]

I have to admit. *I didn't get some of the jokes*

[@SmartAlec1]

Atomic ManAnimations! Relatable

[@mr.anderson5806]

Atomic ManAnimations! give it time😂👍

[@ZoruaHunter]

This guy does great voices. He should voice audiobooks

[@ryriclan3425]

Your singing outros give me life

[@funkyman312]

10:42 yo i think a barge just passed by my house

[@MrPixelMonster]

The Ceaser dressing one always hurts my soul

[@foxalmgren]

9:55 The knife taped to the cheese grater had me rofl lol, I love it! Edit: I just saw the chicken and the hamster... this is funny lol 🐓🔪

[@that1maymay907]

10:46 sounds like something a snake would say

[@jacobbarbulescu6654]

Uhhh, are you dumb? A snake doesn’t have any hands how could they type on their phone😤😤😤SMH

[@yoprince1609]

Yeah go KERMIT Sesame Street

[@movedaccounts8572]

@@jacobbarbulescu6654*r/Wooosh*

[@rockatoxx1605]

Snakes can’t talk! How disappointing can this earth get?!

[@tobybaker1978]

ACID I dont mean to say ACID

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

A C I D

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

ACID

[@TheOnlyBlancy]

But... That's not how you spell *ashes

[@BaggiBoi]

pls explain the ranch bottle i dont understand

[@friendlydark]

BaggiBoi nobody tell him

[@Oweng40000]

Eh tu baggieboi?

[@mozeus8322]

really?

[@KormaMan]

r/woooosh

[@TheGamerPuppy]

Sam Curry r/woooosh

[@stickworthy7643]

0:25 Anyone else see the sad face *DOUGH*

[@fornaxian]

Was that a Tristan Timothy Taylor impersonation or was it just me? (Burn the witch!)

[@arashiis69]

fornaxian *Duke's background theme plays*