South African President Jacob Zuma & The Panama Papers: The Daily Show

South African President Jacob Zuma comes under fire for his government-funded home renovation, and dozens of world dignitaries are linked to shady offshore businesses, thanks to a Panama law firm.
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[@afrosymphony8207]

in NIGERIA a whole national budget went missing!...yep, u heard that right, MISSING! its incredible

[@miyobamiyoba7514]

Sick 😂

[@aviweyantolo5023]

😂😂

[@anthoniamaji3671]

afro symphony 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@preciousihemadu7398]

It's us o😂

[@busisiwekumalo2795]

🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆

[@guavaman925]

"No, it's a joke, but it's true."

[@miketitiyoutube1336]

it is...believe him

[@athinilimaphi9078]

Trev crazy🤣

[@jade6168]

Americans think they are the center of the world that is crazy ! XD

[@painmaster8165]

@@jade6168 but they are

[@jade6168]

@@painmaster8165 no they think so, it's sad that par example : some Americans don't even know where Belgium is.. they are not interested by other countries and some are very ignorant

[@grandmaster5518]

Any South Africans laughing at our President?

[@GodkinKuro]

Jonathan Mocke indeed, as much as we laugh at ours. cos ours sucks... lol

[@judewilliams4472]

Thatm MN . Ms xxc

[@Artwolf007]

Yup.

[@dannie2712]

Aren't South Africa allowed a white President?

[@aidanward74]

DaNZ 27 yes but the people who are white who are running as president are not voted at all

[@admontblanc]

3 years later these Panama Papers business has been successfully swept under th rug.

[@tombsandtemples]

Just like Epstein will be

[@ngqondozulu8679]

Because there are Americans involved

[@floydlechner2445]

Montblanc not completely, for instance, the journalist who published it was killed, so something was done about it

[@connorm4071]

@@tombsandtemples I completely forgot about Epstein with this whole coronavirus, just like they want us to do

[@Suomi91]

Still nothing. #Idiocracy

[@VerySadBatman]

LOL! "Listen Properly!!!"... Hahaha Stuff Of Legends! :)

[@posteador]

I'll use that next time I mess up my speech.

[@yzmkkmzy3832]

The penguin dance at 2:29 is a killer

[@VerySadBatman]

+posteador King Of Come Backs!

[@yzmkkmzy3832]

.....Seven hundred and sixty nine eight hundred and............. seven hundred ..read properly!...seven hundred and sixty nine thousand eight hundred and twenty ..ಠ_ಠ

[@napamodesto8001]

+Simo Cmo Did he ever finish?

[@jamesdescador7731]

'In the beninging' - President Jacob Zuma

[@chechesue]

😂😂

[@garrettr.7422]

Listen proprly

[@dajtcheliku3262]

Benininingiinginning

[@thatvendaguy.6218]

He never said that

[@thepriestofvaranasi]

It's an edit tho😂😂

[@tendaisigauke1529]

Am so impressed by Trevor Noah, ooooh boy the guy is brilliant. A true ambassador of SA. Highly intelligent, with an ability to turn a very serious matter into a lighter moment. Hats off Trevor.

[@Blocc187]

funnny how a non-South African calls him a true ambassador of SA.....where's your vote count???

[@justaman553]

@@Blocc187 that's why we can't have peace back home. the dude is praising your country and trevor , you find a way to talk shit about him ... smh.

[@AlienDiff]

🤗

[@wiltuhoward8164]

Yes I love Trevor

[@swirlmapping7778]

Teacher: 5x+6y-2z=32 Me: Uhh... x=3...4.2.... Teacher: What? Me: l i s s e n p r o p a r l y

[@The1and0n1y]

😂

[@bennartey3409]

Teacher: In the beninging 😂

[@dikoenatsolo5561]

Um...mam listen properly

[@ventinon-haverd3752]

wait I'm pretty sure you cant get a specific number with all variables on one side-

[@ElroyMcKay]

Thanks, Trevor. Addressing the South African problem on a bigger stage. Here we thought we were just a joke in Africa...

[@absolutetruth7218]

Elroy McKay white people in Africa period is a joke

[@calumgleeson3793]

@@absolutetruth7218 ummmm... I hope you are just kidding and not meaning when you say that because I am a White South African. Also thank God we have a new president.

[@absolutetruth7218]

@@calumgleeson3793 why would I be kidding? Y'all are Invaders. Y'all have oppressed the people there on their own land. Y'all didn't buy land yet want to continue benefitting from it. Hopefully Julius and the EFF take power

[@Blocc187]

the biggest joke!!!!

[@niciv.n.8747]

@@absolutetruth7218 ha ha...the world is not so stupid.All is laughing for S.A.,most corrupted govt ever.

[@Tamaki742]

"NOOOO JACKIE CHAAAAN!! WE TRUSTED YOU JACKIE!!"

[@unknownsample4801]

I'm surprised he is on the list, but not I am not surprised Donald Trump is on this list which he is. A shady business almost expected of him, and I bet his supporters will find any excuse to justify it.

[@andilesibanda541]

What kind of Kung Fu is this

[@sweetieadey2754]

andile sibanda 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nicolesakwe1973]

LMAO!!! When he says "Listen properly"...I can't

[@xiaohua3917]

*L I S T E N P R O P E R L Y*

[@robertantonnyc]

me thinks he used to be a preacher

[@nicolesakwe1973]

Napalm Death Gaming 🤣🤣🤣

[@nicolesakwe1973]

Anubhav Jais 🤣🤣🤣

[@jomargumboc7618]

in the beningging

[@boipelopee]

769 "listen properly" 700 820 😂😂😂😂

[@OkuhleMtilwaKaMjoli]

Hei Pelo you are so Sis Ouma (you are everywhere) hahahaha

[@boipelopolite6803]

+Okuhle Mtilwa KaMjoli it takes someone who's everywhere to notice that others are everywhere...lol just saying

[@jakayboy]

Boipelo P There is a genocide going on in South Africa stop laughing

[@KayRSAGaming]

+boipelo polite lmao

[@DrTHABANGHDIOBE]

Boipelo P Hey

[@fredlynn1229]

"...You're telling me the guy who walked through the King Midas doors to shake hands with Bashir Elgenocide is up to something shady? Oh, noooo"--whoever wrote that line should get a free pizza and six pack of beer.

[@TheYasmineFlower]

*Bashar Al Genocide. Insult properly.

[@connieorellana4793]

Fred Lynn by

[@miraazpeerbhai4052]

The reverse was proved...opposition did the genocide....not President Bashir. Have nothing to do with that region....just stating the facts.

[@wildfire9280]

@@miraazpeerbhai4052 can't...breath...?

[@wiltuhoward8164]

Lol 😂😂 😂

[@dolapooladiran7954]

LMFAOOO.. "listen properly" slayed me with the body movement!

[@CallMeRyen]

I've watched Trevor and his impressions of Zuma for a while but never actually heard Zuma himself speak until now but oh my god Trevor's impression is so spot on!!

[@jerryokazaki8626]

A Bzzz Czzz, Jacob!!!! What Comeszzz afder Czzz

[@seanbarry1757]

“Lissan Propaly”

[@sauceaddict9569]

Sean Barry Lmfao😂😂.

[@siyandandlovu5452]

Wwe raw

[@stefano6867]

Keep it up Trevor. You make us laugh all the time!

[@NellieKAdaba]

+Abdullahi Mohamoud Yes!

[@jakayboy]

Abdullahi Mohamoud There is a genocide going on in South Africa stop laughing

[@jabulilembokazi1339]

Abdullahi Mohamoud and makeing fun of Zuma

[@tennoshenaniganizer9234]

天照 I am south African,and there isn't any genocide going on here

[@kragoon]

LOL Jackie was at home like. " Oh Shit! Time for rush hour 4!"

[@animelytical8354]

The opening joke had me in stitches

[@animelytical8354]

And the last

[@LepusZeppelin]

Cool, maybe you should finish the video your watching before posting so you can keep your thoughts together. =3

[@nanah1374]

this is unimportant but I love the way he says controversy

[@paulmajano]

Nana H awesome right lol

[@mimidelf5714]

Nana H

[@valhasviews]

Makes me wanna hug him! I love that u still sound like us Trevs! Mwah!

[@bennysingh2277]

Nv6ana H

[@bennysingh2277]

By

[@UsekuyeJarana]

wow, you are an inspiration to us Trevor, we proud, you still have a big fan base back here in SA

[@richardsickle1541]

as a south African this is sad to watch and see he must go

[@mmilller452]

+richard sickle as a lawyer in South Africa, he must go. WE have a rule in our common law, ignorance of the law, is no excuse for breaking it. And then he lies to the people.

[@richardsickle1541]

World?

[@YoungJustice1997]

Agreed I don't want the world to see sa like this

[@mmilller452]

fake democracy

[@blackrose4198]

+richard sickle ya me too but cheer up hey

[@cinammonstyx7622]

Just remember when fighting Jackie Chan: if he has a baby, a vase or he doesn't want to start trouble, his power is increased exponentially.

[@alanclark7807]

Wow! All of a sudden, Trevor's joke about Jacob and the Guptas makes *sooooo* much more sense to me!

[@gina333]

Him reading the number gets me every time 😂😂

[@HINRG14]

"Noooo Jackieee"

[@joanaprilpenano5724]

Now i get the joke of having the gupta inside his ear joke in one of his stand up and the side to side movement.. That broke me.. Hahahaha..

[@BlurzOfficial]

In South Africa, you can drop out of school in grade 4; and become president of the country.....

[@taahirsa7673]

If you are black.

[@nzungu7773]

Rubbish

[@niciv.n.8747]

@@nzungu7773 ....true....you only have to be a hater of white people,a corrupted man and a lower IQ.

[@aliencoder7810]

Turns out he did finish school you were wrong bitchh

[@dscorner_]

@@aliencoder7810 where did he finish school?

[@ReddTheMighty]

Hosting a show after the original host has retired is tough, but Trevor Noah takes the cake. I've always told myself that if you're willing to put someone's feelings in line to make a joke, you have to be willing to laugh at yourself once and a while. This has to be my favorite segment of this show to date just because of how I now respect him as a comedian.

[@Onus6688]

More of this and the daily show will get more of it's viewers back.. including me, this was good Trev.

[@marragonn]

Why did you stop watching it?

[@thehoneydeev]

So are you only comfortable when he’s mocking other countries?👀 I hear you- that can shelter you from shit going on in the US huh😅

[@Timoss393]

3 years later a warrant of arrest for Jacob Zuma....like yesterday

[@kholofelom6308]

One more year after that he's found guilty of being in contempt of court and sentenced to 15 months and Zulu people revolt/ riot resulting in the death of +300 people. Joy.

[@raptorteam486]

"Mircophallic compensation tool"

[@shammisehassan858]

hilarious

[@epixdevo3180]

Lil dick

[@ivanmabayag]

Few got this joke

[@smendes2004]

@@ivanmabayag i can imagine...

[@anonymouse740]

Such a good choice to take over The Daily Show.

[@TheChafff]

+Anonymouse The Social Engineering is strong in this one...

[@anonymouse740]

chaff amatoury What does that even mean?

[@Tooth_Fairy]

4 years later and I couldn't agree more

[@Psycho3418]

Trevor has a point. The only reason americans think their politics are shit is because they are only seeing their own shit. Let them see our shit too.

[@waddup2336]

Why jackie chan involved with panama papers, i am so kung-fu-sed.....

[@lollollol1575]

Ok LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO wtf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@sihlemapukata7235]

Thanks Trevor, you make SA proud!!!

[@ravenwolf68]

THERE'S the Trevor Noah bite that's been missing from 'The Daily Show' - keep it up!

[@dwightkschrute1549]

that was good satire Trev, excellent

[@osvaldogonzalez1077]

That Jackie Chan joke with the Rush Hour 2 fight scene made me laugh hard as hell

[@trillfaldon9983]

# "Approach Jackie Chan as a group but fight him one at a time" ! Point noted Trevor ! 👍😆👌

[@Mareepu]

Thanks, Trevor, for giving a shit about anywhere else.

[@zaneleleeuo1876]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've know the the Zuma video for a while now but the 'listen properly' still gets me 🤣🤣🤣

[@hunadilentswana6962]

Him shaking his head killed me😂😂😂😂😂

[@abigail_nyathi]

Proudly South African moments.. lol Great job as always

[@jacksonmashala9298]

+Abigail Nyathi Propaganda!

[@ZoofSkillzFishing]

@@jacksonmashala9298 By your mother's house

[@ketanchauhan769]

"..... Approach him as a group but fight as one at a time "

[@ulysisxtr]

TREVOR!!!!! Brazil needs your critics!!!!!

[@MagpieSkyline]

I had the exact same reaction about Jackie Chan as Trevor xD

Zuma and the ANC membership number… and I just saw Trevor's solo about how he Zuma might have gotten that through an earpiece. :D

[@thomeiser8933]

5:38 killer Aziz impression

[@tidypeaches]

yea!

[@godohfear]

same thought

[@thomeiser8933]

***** Aziz Ansari is a pretty funny guy and you should Google him.

[@thomeiser8933]

***** You might be thinking of Hasan Minhaj or Aasif Mandvi. Aziz was only ever at the Daily Show as an interview guest or apparently as an intern when he was younger.

[@jakayboy]

Thom Eiser There is a genocide going on in South Africa stop laughing

[@Tino-lr7sm]

I'm a south African and I can't argue with Trevor

[@deycallmemari]

"Remember to approach him as a group, but fight him one at a time" HAHAHAHHAA omfg

[@Junebug89]

omg im legitimately sad about Jackie Chan :(

[@Talyrion]

+Kolzi Same. Most of the other names, honestly, you don't expect better from, but I grew up with his movies and cartoon. Damn, another piece of my childhood gone, I think (though I refuse to let that stop me enjoying his acting, damn it!).

[@celluskh6009]

+KolzI Nothing to suggest shadiness from Jackie Chan has been found.

[@nikosk.8216]

Trevor: There's so much corruption in Africa Me a Greek guy: Hold my beer 😎

[@dimitrisanastasiadis4768]

Λολ

[@nikosk.8216]

@@dimitrisanastasiadis4768 γάμησέτα

[@Michelle-hu7fk]

Corruption is everywhere 🙄 that's the reality

[@elovejapan7818]

India: hold my lassi

[@valentineisraelshabangu4069]

@@elovejapan7818 trevor summed it up unless you look.

[@katoembreen5306]

Its rilli nice how Trevor found the fun in the news here. The Jacki chan clip a huge bonus Yes. 2020 still watching this. Every one stay safe!!!

[@fanitaruwona3531]

"Approach him as a group but fight him one at a time!" epic!

[@yadethaulizamot5720]

“Listen 👂 properly “... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MonMon-pu4ts]

Trevor is the best ! Love him !

[@slightexag]

5:39 I liked Trevor's Aziz impression.

[@christianschoff2490]

+charlesvibritannia15 That was an impression? I thought it was an accident. lol

[@Darri42]

Haha that final Jackie Chan joke was sooo good, funny because true...

[@tagaway6173]

His "renovated" house reminds me of my oldest aunt renovated house in the country fields. Her sons got plenty of money now but she didn't want a new house. Just renovated. The bathroom over there, the bigger kitchen over there, the family room overthere, the laundry area over there. ..the only thing connected/attached as a house are the living room, the bedrooms and a small kitchen.

[@MAKS6665]

Zumba picked the shape of that pool , looks like some body part Zuma likes diving into

[@jeremiahpillay818]

700 charges before he was elected😱😱

[@Pigzit]

5:40 totally sounded like Aziz anzari

[@Stevenewmansa]

Exactly like him!

[@ShaithMaster]

Hmmm, but so much less annoying!

[@mhhh2]

Pigzit f

[@quixoticduck]

I knew he reminded me of somebody during that part!

[@Lindani_Mvano]

Pigzit oh shit!!!!!!

[@matselisomolaoa1494]

Micro-phallic compensation tool.😂😂😂😂😂 I fail.It's put so nicely

[@andyk4621]

I lost it at forest Whittaker lol

[@johnchifofo5214]

The way Zuma Shaked his head from left to right😂🤣💀

[@luisaramos9265]

Thanks for making me laugh!!! Happy New year and more laughter!!!

[@samantharanlet]

If that Aziz impression was intentional it was IMPRESSIVE

[@MsGrapeNehi]

I thought the same thing. "Oh noooooo!"

[@ntobekoqwanyashe6028]

Samantha Ranlet

[@Awesome_Wow_]

Right?! It reminded me of him so much

[@teh-teh1960]

Samantha Ranlet ī

[@hamrounisamira4837]

Très. Belle. Sa. UK bé sa sa que aime usa. UK tu bé sa hobe non bé hobe. UK tout bé sa 🇮🇹. Bé. Hobe bé Italia. Setou. UK. Dégage. Bé. Sa tu bé. Usa mafia. UK bé kedeb. Dégage

[@AmyDuan]

"Leesan properly" 😂

[@MYacono]

#1) The Panamanian Hat is from Ecuador #2) How come the American press only concentrates on foreigners in the papers? Where are the Romneys , The Kochs, The Adelsons, the Charter School hedge Fund managers, the Jerry Jones, The Chris Christie's , the Clinton's etc. etc. Freedom of Press is such a joke #3) Panama has a history of expropriation, remember the movie "Blow"? I think Panama should appropriate all these funds

[@TheZooropaBaby]

+MYacono they said that in US setting up such "ghost" companies are easier so rich guys in the US don't have to go to Panama to dodge taxes.

[@SaturnsMysteriousEye]

+MYacono Honestly, because when it comes to these shell companies and offshore bank accounts belonging to American Politicians, nobody is actually surprised. It's not new news for America.

[@mmilller452]

+MYacono they in the middle of an election, I am surprised this even hit the International news

[@MYacono]

michael miller Well you notice everyone talks about Putin's 2 billion, but no Americans, hmmmm CIA link?

[@MetYsJa]

+MYacono Imagine the stink #3 would kick up. Billions in shady cash gone.

[@goodnessagboola2953]

The worst is Nigeria, you don't want to know how much they've stolen.

[@amtha5793]

Agboola Goodness really 😂😂

[@gloria9157]

Have forgotten about Zimbabwe

[@kikiwambui]

Try Kenya

[@aytems6179]

Aswr...

[@aviweyantolo5023]

It seems its an African problem my brothers and sisters

[@sicbrick]

Great piece! Parks & Rec flashback when he talked about Putin :D

[@ByChoiceMuslim]

Not jackie chan :(

[@bsarioz]

+ByChoiceMuslim heroes are dead :(

[@celentiajansevanvuuren1414]

Shout African news is a joke on its own trust me it's so frustrating

[@ReddTheMighty]

Nice to know who the racists in the US are just from how they talk about African countries. I hope you're proud of this label, because you're not getting employed anytime soon.

[@ReddTheMighty]

And before you even try to pull the "illegal immigrant" card on me, I've lived in this country my whole life, and I guarantee that I know more about our constitution than you think you do. My point is, THINK before you post, kid.

[@Karlthegreat84]

+ReddTheMighty How does your post relate to the one you replied to? o.O

[@jonnyOysters]

+Duncan Janse Van Vuuren Well I don't know about you... but if anyone shouts any news from African or any other continent. I would think it's a joke too.

[@antonioclemente897]

+Duncan Janse Van Vuuren fox news america studio aperto italy

[@jessetorres8738]

We Americans never realize how lucky we are to have the freedom to vote until we hear the stories of other countries and their struggles when it comes to their elections.

[@zintlemvana7955]

+Taylor R I personally wish to fund your depature

[@biteme9486]

You should try Canada instead

[@lilbihxxx1234]

Americans don't realize how lucky they are in A LOT of things. This is coming from a Caribbean girl who just moved to the US a year ago. Let me also rephrase that. American CITIZENS don't realize how lucky they are lol but I'm getting my citizenship in two years tho.

[@hopeukauwa1531]

Listen properly that one got me 😂 😂

[@hubbletelescope9380]

"Listen properly" 😆

[@maz7621]

good one on how you should fight jackie chan

[@drpoliticallyincorrect6335]

when talkin about putin trevor sounded like aziz anzari

[@PsychoRider666]

+Dr Politically Incorrect yeah though the same xD

[@johntholung2227]

"Approach him in group and fight him one at a time"👍👍😂😂😂😂

[@MugRuith]

Damn, what ever happened with this Panama Papers scandal? Where are all the indictments?

[@pbcman1]

It's like listening to Floyd Mayweather try to read😁

[@lwaziweirdo2942]

I'm so proud of Trevor but I miss his stand out comedy in SA

[@SamirBelafonte]

😂😂 "Listen properly..."

[@jaimetariromaseko2564]

Trevor's laugh just kills me 😂

[@nacirema2710]

Wonderful job, Trevor! It'd be awesome if you could get Key and Peele as guests to promote their upcoming movie!

[@halekin2099]

"micro-phallic compensation tool" HAHAHA

[@tafm350]

Jackie Chan:" approach him as a group, but fight him one at a time" hahahaha

[@therealdachshunddjangosmom]

"something you never see West...unless you look!!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SenseiMJ4]

HAHAHAAAHA!! Let him know Trev', jus be careful next time you visit home!!! Keep up the great work!! Proudly South African!!!

[@mthobelifarm4333]

if that's the case, I retract my remarks and apologise, I thought he's intimidating him. Zuma is not a dictator though he's was voted into his position. he's is just dumb and selfish.

[@SenseiMJ4]

SMH!!! Imperative to read (& understand) before we comment.

[@peabondlovu3118]

🤣 after so many years this is still so funny

[@angiebuckles7095]

"The guy who walked through King Midas doors"...the shit that Trevor says is classic! Lol. 😂

[@redx12ae33]

The flag joke was Killer😂

[@halimamiradji4191]

OMG I had no idea that Zuma did this, I thought it was only one of the thousand jokes of Trevor. So he really did that head movement HAHAHAHAHAHHA.

[@TheUltimateLady]

He called him Idi Amin!!!!!! LMAO!!!!

[@sofiapulido1187]

When there is Panama in a title and I am like "wait they know the name of our country "and then"wait... what have we done?"

[@Fyrah]

Now i remember the "in the beningging" HAHAHA

[@eternaldreamer10]

this was the funniest piece he did in a long time now....

[@sreysrey8092]

"Nooo, Jackie Chan!!!!! What kind of Kung fu is this?" I love Trevor

[@mennykickens486]

I died at the Jackie Chan bit

[@gracewambui9690]

Need more of this. 😊😊