Sovereign Citizen Court Fails #48

[@russell2952]

The judge politely playing dumb was brilliant. The guy believed it too!

[@LawLumber]

“I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request” - dude was stuck in buffer mode!!!

[@susanconner6586]

"Means 'no.'"

[@diogeneslamp8004]

They’re more like guidelines.

[@kristyandcowreact]

Haha, great line 😂

[@EMTChet]

I am going to add this to my regular speech!

[@amandadennis7281]

When the Judge asks “Are you in another state?” I was yelling Yes he’s in the state of confusion! 😂

[@terrybelden876]

Two of everything our de jure state republic and the de facto state corporation, so if they corrected their status and left the district of Columbia slave plantation they are in fact in a different state,

[@williamroberts6803]

I actually think he’s by a river, denial river.

[@amandahennek4806]

Excellent ❤

[@soulsurvivor4499]

That was an excellent question!

[@soulsurvivor4499]

​@@terrybelden876😊

[@magdalanemorascini6245]

The judge did everything except say, “Bless your heart.”

[@Isitmorningalready2]

I would’ve fainted if he did 😂😂😂

[@reluctanttechnologist3766]

That's ok. He said it so many times with his tone. Everyone in the south recognize it

[@DEBORAH4-ut9sz]

@@reluctanttechnologist3766 ikr but it went over the uneducated man's head so he wasn't offended and we all had a good laugh.

[@baobo67]

If this fellow was here in Australia we would say he had a "few kangaroos loose in the top paddock." Good one Mike, Cheers

[@Tindometari]

He needs a more productive hobby. Do you mind if we send him to the Australian bush on a quest to collect six drop bear pelts?

[@UpnorthHere]

We think his wallaby is on the wrong side of the billabong.

[@michealloyd927]

Really that a saying over their cool, than that cool. Really got to remember that one if not have to get back to your comment. I hope you can say more later sound interesting really

[@a.kryptonitemoorsblow4326]

Here in Texas it’s “a taco shy of a combo platter”.

[@pandora8610]

Half a dozen short of a six-pack.

[@kenneth804]

Judge Shelton is indeed nice. “I may have been asleep during that portion of law school”

[@ronfullerton3162]

That was especially a nice touch on the judge's part. The fact that it went clear over the solvereign's head just let us know how far off the sidewalk of life he is. Key in Bugs Bunny to say, "What a Maroon".

[@LawTalkWithMike]

👍

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@TheUluxian]

He was, however, fully awake during "Eyerolling 101".

[@ronfullerton3162]

@@TheUluxian He and Debbie Davis were both awake for that session!

[@falseking989]

After 15 years he hasn't been able to figure out how smartphones work yet he thinks he's smarter than the judge. 🤔

[@supertrucker99]

Yup DUUUH😅😅😅😅

[@wallyman292]

"I'm not using ANYTHING that backs up what I'm doing!!!" Can't argue with him there!!! 😋

[@mattbronsil6336]

“Is this recorded?” “Yeah. I am pretty sure Law Talk With Mike will pick it up if you need it.”

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂

[@lokisdottir4293]

My favorite “I’m not citing anything to back up what I’m saying”. 😂😂

[@DEBORAH4-ut9sz]

Mine was "this ain't about the law! it's about equity! His 'equity' got divided so his ex wife gets her share and she should could more for having to put up with a jackass like him. I hope the kids take after his side of the family tree...

[@JohnKing-do2yc]

I know this Judge. He lives next door to my mother. Will make sure to let him know he has become a Law Talk star. Edit to add: And he really is a nice guy

[@LawTalkWithMike]

I can tell he is cool.😎

[@loosie5224]

I watch him regularly. He is my favorite, and mentioned in my FB group often. Love the attorneys that frequent his courtroom as well. Your mom has a really outstanding neighbor.

[@weets69]

Seems very nice. What a great neighbor to have👍

[@m201460]

You’re so full of shit

[@kristinaplays2924]

He's so funny, tell him he has a huge fan in Sweden!

[@louisc.gasper7588]

We can say this judge is laid back, but it takes being really on top of the game to be able to troll a sovcit so perfectly.

[@Tom05181961]

If your judge tells you he/she does know what your talking about is the nicest "go screw yourself" you will ever get I have ever seen! I bet this judge has a lot of impromptu theater as a minor as an undergraduate.

[@TheUluxian]

How to use the word "equity" 237 times without knowing what the word "equity" actually means..🙄

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@JasonMW45]

Did you really count?

[@doreendaykin6693]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@MUTTLEYSWOMAN]

Right. Talking to a judge and asking, "you do work for the bank don't you? Tap m account!" 😒

[@rifelaw]

"When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean-neither more nor less."

[@notrab13]

I love how this judge handled this nutjob. He made fun of him while being so kind.

[@Caseytify]

Judge Hurley would have had a field day.

[@sorryplease5071]

“I’m not using anything that backs up what I’m doing.” How do these people say these things with complete confidence? They’re on a different planet completely.

[@rifelaw]

Ignorance, it's a helluva drug.

[@robertpreisser3547]

He is trying the “fairness” argument. “But, judge, I granted ‘equity’ to you by agreeing you have jurisdiction, so it’s only ‘fair’ you then grant me what I am asking for!” Its the “but its not FAIIIIIIR” three year old argument.

[@lizardog]

@@robertpreisser3547 I've always thought that anyone above the age of kindergarten that thinks the world is fair was probably home-schooled. Because that "fair world" usually gets knocked out of most of us by the end of first grade. Rubbing up against an entire roomful of little "centers of the universe" will do that to you.

[@ellendickey4769]

As Judge Simpson (MI) says, “an alternative universe.”

[@ellendickey4769]

Love it: “equity jurisprudence.”

[@KCODacey]

He’s in another state alright. In the medical profession we call it a state of delirium. Thanks Mike for keeping my spirits up.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

👍

[@KCODacey]

@@LawTalkWithMike Much appreciated. Still struggling with chemo but, hopefully, happier days are ahead.

[@Iconoplastt]

Never cease to entertain me. Judge was a class act the whole time, "Randy's" a good man!

[@WhoDoUthinkUr]

That was about 15 minutes of legal gibberish. The judge was very patient and took time to mess with him he must have had a light docket that day.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

👍

[@helgafrahmann4201]

He eat a clown by breakfast !

[@Rosanne-rf2gg]

There is no remedy for stupidity.

[@richland99354]

BUT you can give it a court date 😂

[@okeesmokee6658]

Its easy to win in court if you get to make up your own rules! Well done by the judge!

[@LawTalkWithMike]

🤩

[@josephfranzen5626]

Hahaha. The guy arguing just seems to be throwing every random word he’s ever heard at the judge regardless if it’s logical or not. Great upload Mike!

[@LaurenThePetLover]

I just had to pause and comment at "I might've been asleep that day in law school." I am liking this judge!

[@hack_g]

We need more of that judge... his level of trolling without the idiot even realizing it was incredible

[@cheapskatepanic]

Best troll ever. Came off so nice and sincere. Chef's kiss 💋

[@jeanninesmith1741]

This judge is absolutely playing a game with this guy. This judge knows exactly what he's doing. Go for it Judge.

[@brayhill]

"I'm not using anything that backs up what I'm doing!" I really can't argue that point. Oh, and "The law does not apply here" should be the next t-shirt.

[@jeffreyt991]

The judge totally trolled him when he said that he had already tapped his account after he said he was willing for him to do so. Good stuff as usual Mike.

[@donjitsuryu6]

The judge is literally trolling this guy. This judge is awesome

[@joycecavanaugh8315]

Let me get this straight, they can't be charged for crimes first AND they NOW don't have to pay their DEBTS!??? WTH.

[@Isabella-nh5dm]

I love this judge! Excellent manner of dealing with this man. He's in over his head and 'admits' it.

[@donnarupert4926]

OMG 😳what in the world is this fool talking about?? Judge Randy is absolutely adorable 🥰 Such nice man, just like Judge Middleton. Great video Mike🙋🏽‍♀️💕

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😘

[@victoriadeyot9321]

Wow! He gave the judge 3 days to respond! How generous of him. He is under the misconception he is in charge.

[@aeromedical6776]

How rude of the JUDGE to not put all other cases aside and insure he’s not dishonoring the defendant. Doesn’t he know our boy ain’t got that kind of time?

[@soulsurvivor4499]

if the judge does not have the time, then he should have assistance or else the circumstance becomes unfair, and unless certain circumstances are in place against the man requesting his three-day response, the judge is only equal in standing. ... it goes back to the circumstance of presentation consent and privilege.... which I believe should be a two-way street at this time in this circumstance with him and the judge. .... the judge and his people have information that pertains to them but that is not the only information, that is visible through State end USA Constitution. ....kzbin.infoOMoiTSB6FgU?si=tZrvLLyDGlpSlZPe

[@janiceellifritz9141]

I like this judge. I'm so confused too🤣🤣

[@BY504A]

If it weren't for the sov cits, most court cases would be mighty boring. Thanks to them for adding levity to our day. Thanks to Law Talk With Mike for posting these gems.

[@brucescheiman4888]

Touche that is so true

[@michaelleitner1245]

The judge must be a saint. I could not, would not handle these people like that.

[@braevblackthorn6853]

This judge is one of those guys the grandkids would love to see. Lol

[@Fantic156]

"It's very close to common law", what a great judge, taking the mickey while sounding interested and actually trying to help.... He will survive ..... ;)

[@kenhawes4695]

Let me get this straight… the man who can’t figure out Zoom on his phone, thinks he’s a law scholar? This guy is beyond crazy.

[@terrencekanzig4270]

That’s a brilliant sovcit move. To throw out a bunch of legal gibberish, and then when the judge says he doesn’t understand, the guy can say he wants his case thrown out or the judge should recuse himself because he’s not knowledgeable about the law. Bravo!!👏

[@susanskeoch752]

Love how this judge takes the piss out of this person.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

🙌

[@enospitch9466]

Oh yeah!

[@ecw0647]

Goodness. Listening to this guy makes my head spin. "It's very close to common law..." Good grief. Reminds me of Sam Ervin, "I'm just a poor country lawyer, could you explain that to me." Classic.

[@kscape100]

Word salad anyone🙄

[@brianrodney712]

The judge does a fair impression of Bob Neuhart.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

He really kind of does and I like both of them.

[@schnoodle3]

I love how the judge asks if a record was taken as if he ever had to ask

[@strangerbrothers9902]

This wasn't his first rodeo, that Judge was clearly locked and loaded for someone fluent in SovCit and can argue it, he was just up against someone who wasn't and couldn't.

[@KUsery42]

This judge reminds me of a discussion I had with an old military friend a long time ago that said in the Citadel they taught the “southern technique” in psyops. Basically intellectual humility to the point of claiming not to understand, which leads the person speaking to bury themselves in their own stupidity. It’s like an UNO reverse card debate maneuver. “I’m just a simple, man. There seems to be a failure to communicate on my part. Can you explain what you mean? I’m apparently too dumb to understand your position.” Type thing. I think what he’s doing is intentional. lol Edit: “southern hospitality” can be ninjas like passive aggressive. “Bless his heart.” 🙃.

[@jackson_68]

His Honor knew exactly what was going on and was firmly in control. Mr Smith tried to bait him a couple of times and His Honor did not bite.

[@frankperry8969]

Love when the judge says"I may have been asleep in Law School that day" hahaha 😂😂

[@LawTalkWithMike]

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[@musicinggp]

Listening to the judge, i believe he's telling the person that there is a spaceship waiting for him outside.

[@exceptformeandmymonkey6964]

I’m equifying your refrefringdom of the jurisprudence of the linguistic fortitude of my offencingdom !!!

[@jcfanonly]

That must have totaled your autocorrect!!!! Nice😅

[@4321aggiebabies]

Oh swell, this judge represented my first wife in our divorce. He's actually a nice guy.

[@wendellgee11]

I've worked as a litigant assistant in the Texas courts, and this sounds like a judge I frequently worked with; laid back and screwing with the dude, too funny!

[@seechao]

We need more vids of cases involving this Judge. Omfg priceless. What a dignified, folksy, patient judge! ❤

[@LawTalkWithMike]

🙌

[@oh2button]

One of THE best moments was when you said "I enjoyed that probably more than I should." This was possibly a fantastic example of someone refusing to get a lawyer because he knows he won't get what he wants out of it.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Thank You

[@destroyerinazuma96]

Sovcit: "I want the case dismissed" Law expert: "The one where forty witnesses saw you steal that car? Yeah, that'll go well."

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@MUTTLEYSWOMAN]

Most lawyers aren't going to ruin their reputations and credibility filing nonsense either. Not if they want to make a living.

[@kynwyldavies5116]

Judge Shelton also belongs on your radar, Mike. He's really cool. I've looked at one more of his cases. I guess I shouldn't be surprised but all the judges seem really nice until they get to their limits. And again, I blame you for making me a law nerd, listening to dockets, etc.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

🤓😂

[@roses9339]

Ok Mike, I got a real chuckle with this one. Cheers Rosemary Perth Western Australia (71 yrs)

[@LawTalkWithMike]

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[@vatechie21]

Boy, this is the friendliest judge I've ever seen. I love it and will strive to face utter nonsense w/ this level of patience and hilarity.

[@Juju-bm1sh]

I literally laugh out loud every time I see the gopher. Love it!!!!

[@LawTalkWithMike]

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[@jenniferbullock7124]

Me too 😂😂 I just want

[@aqua46784]

Judge Shelton is just awesome.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

🤩

[@howardgavin656]

Judge Shelton is so patient and owned that guy from the first few minutes.

[@ckay9992]

What an incredibly nice Judge! People should take lessons from this judge on how to call out a person, that is being ridiculous, yet not insult them or get mad at them, just professionally make his point!!! Thank you for starting my morning with a good laugh Mike😂😄❤️

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😊

[@K-9-force]

Ohhh. If your in dishonor you can have a warrant against you......ok lets do that then

[@jwleon02]

"The law does not apply here." I AM ABOVE THE LAW!!!

[@debasishraychawdhuri]

The funniest judge ever. Most judges are understandably annoyed by this point.

[@loisbolton1800]

I can understand why there is a divorce settlement going on here. My ex didn’t want me to get any portion of his pension either.

[@fat-Steve]

Mike's laugh always makes me laugh... I bet he's fun to hang out with.

[@maxinekennedy5888]

"I'm not clear what procedure you're quoting me Mr Smith" "Neither am I Judge" "I'm thinking you are in another state Mr Smith" "Yes I'm in the State of Altered Judge"

[@JESSES_CURIOUSLY_CURIOUS]

This guy doesn't even realize that the judge is playing with him. It's so precious. I really can't get enough. I wish this one on for another Hour and a half

[@jennj2938]

This is exactly how to deal with people unhinged to reality. Take the insult with a smile and agree. It takes the air out of their balloon. Pretending to be uninformed, what else can he say 😂😂😂

[@webcucciolo]

I feel so bad for the Court of Appeal

[@ziggy4thefacts441]

Hopefully they publish the appeal bc it will be crayon comic gold.

[@OneRedKraken]

"I am not using any historical, anything to back up what I am doing." The only logical he said the entire time.

[@nigellill3222]

I really hope there's a Pt2 for this. It's just to good not to see the inevitable fail 😂 Stay safe & keep on smiling 👍🏼🦘

[@michaelleitner1245]

I don't think that I could take a part 2. I would have to file for a remedy of equity.

[@nigellill3222]

@@michaelleitner1245 🤣🤣🤣

[@alannahayter8491]

"I'm not using anything that backs up what I saying!" 😂🤪😂 This Judge is as good at handling Sovtards as Judge Hurley!

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@tomhaskett5161]

Calling the judge by his first name is certainly deliberate contempt of court. I feel sorry for the guy, who should have paid for a lawyer.

[@halgari]

I'm sure they'd get in trouble, but some day I just want a judge to quote Billy Madison: "What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

[@K-9-force]

That was excellent..... fight the stupid with stupid......first time seeing this approach....... love it......

[@msaret4384]

"I'm in equity." That's just outside Austin, isn't it? "You are liable." Liable to smack you upside the head, it was I'm liable to do!

[@VictheChick]

Sovereign Citizens say the darndest things! Thank you Mike - and OldSquishyGardener, I presume? - for all the entertainment. When not presenting an active threat to themselves and the public, these folks are very funny 🤣

[@wcsxwcsx]

"We're in two different worlds." Doesn't that summarize every Sovereign in court?

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Sure does

[@brendacollins1240]

Evening Mike , it is 22:37 here in England and this was a fabulous show , I’m going to bed with a smile on my face 😅😅😅 Thanks a million xx

[@JB-gv8wz]

I love this judge! He's making this idiot work for it.

[@Petty_Mason]

I’m new here. I love the way you focus on the judges. It really amplifies the ridiculous thoughts of the petitioners

[@edwinquinones2089]

Mike, this video is priceless! Sounds like that guy was under the influence of something along the fact he's in need of legal counsel (perhaps a mental evaluation might bring closure to his case or maybe he end up in a mental institution!). I get the impression he just did everything the wrong way, he filed his motion at the Post Office, sent his paperwork to the Dept. of Labor, after, he filed the complaint with the FAA and finally got around to the court. If I were the judge in this case, I send him a 10% discount coupon for his next purchase of $50.00 or more at his local grocery store! 😂🤣😂 Thanks Mike!

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@bip4156]

Mr. Smith's argument amounted to, " It's not fair, it's not fair." 🤣😂🤣

[@agenericaccount3935]

What a diplomatic judge.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

🤩

[@jenniferbullock7124]

Wow, this is unreal😅😅😅😅

[@ksjazzguitaryt]

Oh yeah, he's in another state, a state of denial(ism).

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@Jonathan.D]

I tried putting that Equity place into my GPS but I can't seem to find it. Nor can I find the place Common law that he says is close to it. He must be using an old map. 😄

[@urielgrey]

This was so amazing i ended up watching twice and laughed as hard the 2nd time as i did the first!

[@LawTalkWithMike]

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[@joshuat5140]

Lol." Im not using anything historical that backs up what im doing" i literally lost it after that lol.😂😂

[@unquietriot8019]

I'm not following: is "Mr. Smith" proposing that he grants the judge jurisdiction and doesn't challenge the facts of the case (whatever they are) and, in return, the judge dismisses the charges and any fines or fees incurred?? Brilliant.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂

[@jackson_68]

I think Mr Smith's "remedy" is for His Honor to take the funds awarded to the other party ( ½ of Mr Smith's retirement 401k/IRA? ) from the "Treasury account established at birth" tied to his SSN. Note his reference to His Honor's EIN and "you work for The Bank."

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Well that is what Mr. Smith has been led to believe by some snake oil salesman

[@bugbread]

@@jackson_68 Ah, finally, that makes sense! I couldn't figure out how his proposed remedy would benefit him. It sounded like he was basically saying "In exchange for me pleading guilty, you can take any fines out of my account," which seemed like something the court could do anyway. Essentially the same as "I'll plead guilty on this criminal charge if, in exchange, you agree to put me in jail." But if he's saying "I'll plead guilty as long as you leave my *normal* bank account alone and you take the money out of the *secret* account you have in my name," then it all makes sense.

[@pamelamorrison4086]

This clever, funny and lovely judge is the American version of Louis Theroux 😅

[@stephanielaws9826]

I have has so many conversations like this and seen so many documents these people send in to the court. I will never understand where this whole mentality comes from.

[@maryluhughes]

This judge is the best!😂

[@BitwiseMobile]

This is probably the most patient and nicest judge I've ever seen. BTW - I hope you like your Yeti! I see people paying hundreds for condenser mics and it usually sounds like crap. For basic streaming I think the Yeti is really the best. If you have a sound proof room for recording get a condenser, but most of us record at our desk :D.

[@STI2000]

It’s awesome that the judge asked the defendant if he was in a different state. Yes judge, he’s in the state of confusion. I’m thinking of naming my children Equity and Remedy.

[@evanrandall1675]

Bahahaha!! I love the way she kept humoring him while insulting him and he honestly had no clue. "Maybe it's just me. You must be over my head with this" this really was hilarious

[@eddieromanov]

This Judge is a saint.

[@silverfishimperatrix6782]

"The law does not apply here" . . . "Is this a court of record?" He's all over the place.

[@nobody7445]

This judge was great! He found the perfect balance between nice & no-nonsense! I loved his sense of humor with the feigned ignorance 🤣

[@davidwaggoner2925]

I am waiting for an officer, judge or prosecuting attorney to say, with a straight face, “Sir, the document you have provided me is not worth the paper it is written on for you have no right to unilaterally decide you are no longer a United States (or Canadian, United Kingdom) citizen.” I’d really like to hear someone say that to a SovCit.

[@superexoticshrub]

Quite a few appellate courts have actually said exactly that in their judgements, but I think the regular courts are more likely to just punt the issue to them to avoid some of the conflict.

[@helgafrahmann4201]

May be , they can sue for this?

[@lafeelabriel]

One hopes the appeals court gets a good hard laugh out of this as they refuse his appeal. Assuming he even knows how to file that properly, which of course remains to be seen..

[@LawTalkWithMike]

👍

[@kingleo9]

May I suggest an old English powdered wig to go with the ascot and Fez!

[@strangerbrothers9902]

"We like to play with the baby... especially his head." The question isn't whether he is physically in another state, it's whether he's on an alternate plane of reality.