I watched the ep that this came from at work while in the office. People came and checked on me to see if I was okay because I was laughing non-stopped. Tex, shine on, you crazy bastard, you make my nights a whole lot better!
@FaceIntoKeyboard Жыл бұрын
And z0rg was praised that day. May we all praise z0rg, brothers.
@TheSquic5 жыл бұрын
Short, sweet, all of the action cuts AND some lovely editing! Now, I don't think I'd take this over the long-form videos as a long-term thing, but as this once-in-a-while special treat it is AMAZING! Thank you so much for putting this together, a fantastic just-shy-of-six-minute romp of madness.
@Xenoprophet5 жыл бұрын
This is perfect for introducing people to BPL these shorts are great!
@DoctorWho4265 жыл бұрын
I understand next to nothing about SS13, but I think I just pulled something laughing so hard... I love you, Tex
@DoctorWho4265 жыл бұрын
@@KoboldCommando I've watched the corporate liason and the mining quartermaster episodes... I think I get it, but I think I like watching Tex be Tex for right now
@DoctorWho4265 жыл бұрын
@@KoboldCommando and I will say, the editing and Tex in general just made this hilarious
@meatybtz5 жыл бұрын
OMG.. I am in tears. Kids are wondering what I am laughing so hard about. The wife's bird is screeching about it all. The cat just ran and hid somewhere... This is why I watch your channel.
@csmead2095 жыл бұрын
He may have just saved my life by bringing joy to it.
@nathanmerrifield23095 жыл бұрын
Bravo to the Editor, holy shit that was hysterical!!
@Kahrak2 жыл бұрын
And now for some Darmok. Checkers in the medbay, he had to fart.
@thesilentstrider5 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see more videos like this Tex.
@Ishpeck5 жыл бұрын
"Before you say 'I would never eat in a place like this', this is pretty much every McDonald's, you just can't see it." QED. Game, set, match. Winning the Internet generals. Case closed. I am dead.
@justAnothrBrooke5 жыл бұрын
Ok youtube is drunk agian it told me hey its premiering now and no its not youtube go home your drunk
@beast90114 жыл бұрын
4:13 one of the many’s I love this game
@BulkZerker5 жыл бұрын
The editing on this was really well done.
@Arbitertaco5 жыл бұрын
Damn you TEX! I told you NOT TO EAT all that FIESTA PAIL BEFORE YOUR SHIFT START!!!!!!
@SpammerRapist4 жыл бұрын
He just heard "shart" and went with it.
@America_Yea2 жыл бұрын
Best laugh I've had in years wow that was funny. Now THAT is competent science.
@justmutantjed5 жыл бұрын
I can't breathe, but I pressed "watch again" anyway. I'm going to aspirate my tea if I'm not careful.
@walt_man5 жыл бұрын
Well, they say it's the beans. ...
@grandhierophantkhatep6855 жыл бұрын
I believe I was the indirect cause of the knockout fire extinguisher... I may have sprayed burritos into a fishes eyes if this is the round I remember
@drfloorpills5 жыл бұрын
Mak I was that fish
@drfloorpills5 жыл бұрын
@@grandhierophantkhatep685 Lewd
@thecursedgalleon70964 жыл бұрын
This has got to be my most favourite so far that "holy fuck, what did he eat" got me good HA
@ray101mond Жыл бұрын
Low key your best episode so far on the list Tex.
@Kahrak3 жыл бұрын
This is one video i keep coming back to. Simple, funny and always makes me laugh.
@BlueZest5 жыл бұрын
God damn funniest video ever. Needs way more views. Hardest I've laughed at fart joke probably ever.
@theblackpantslegion5 жыл бұрын
Thanks much.
@mariowizard11985 жыл бұрын
Nice, I like your new style of editing. And yet another reason for me to get onto Goon.
Tex... this video sums up everything why you, and the rest of us love SS13 of any variation. Especially goon... *E S P E C I A L L Y* *G O O N*
@Odinsravenhugin5 жыл бұрын
Praise Z0rg for this wonderful time. i needed the laugh.
@manarayofhope23745 жыл бұрын
I remember when tex,s posted the full video over the summer you help get through a long summer tex your a great guy God bless BPL !
@TheZaiakusin5 жыл бұрын
I remember watching the full episode in the playlist. I dont think I laughed so hard in a LONG time.
@chad81315 жыл бұрын
I love these fucking short vids, Godman hilarious
@TheDarkkilla125 жыл бұрын
If we ever go to space, I will fear anyone that remotely has to fart now.
@pablofernandezdiaz4645 жыл бұрын
i havent wached the video but i already like it
@Jon-nx5ut4 жыл бұрын
Please have this editor more often he knows his shit
@PabloIchiban5 жыл бұрын
Oh boy! Another cameo in a Tex video where I die! Keep up the good work, gang.
@Sherudons5 жыл бұрын
I've watched that episode a few times, really got fun when you got brain damage, pleh PLEH! The end was great because no one expected it, it just happened and damage was done.
@fffan1475 жыл бұрын
Still love the long form stuff but this is still great to get from time to time
@tiroulsa53555 жыл бұрын
This video deserves more recognition.
@anthonymonaghan49645 жыл бұрын
this needs all the shares
@urlancewoolsbane6125 жыл бұрын
If this is what I think it is, I'm looking forward to it. And to think it happened because the last round got ruined by a fortune cookie...
@megakep4 жыл бұрын
I aint eating ANYTHING you cook if you fart like that!!!! DAMN son!!!!
@zignitz5 жыл бұрын
Damn I am loving this new format Tex
@nottelling65985 жыл бұрын
I now have your channel permanently bookmarked in my "Procrastination" folder.
@theblackpantslegion5 жыл бұрын
ah, splendid. Waste time.
@nottelling65985 жыл бұрын
@@theblackpantslegion I intend to.
@davidmeigs21524 жыл бұрын
Poisonous ice cream... How _deliciously_ evil...
@martinbridge79674 жыл бұрын
That's a good edit of the episode. Also....fuck that makes me want to play goon again.
@csmead2095 жыл бұрын
Oh my God! I've just saw a video about all the pokémons that are being cut from Sword and Shield, and then your video came and made me laugh. You may have just kept me from commiting suicide. I am being serious.
@csmead2095 жыл бұрын
@Goat give it a few years and people will be willing to pay for what is cut. Gen 8 has only a few dozen more Pokemon in it than Gen 3 did!
@csmead2095 жыл бұрын
@Goat the series is dead to me now, I'm just angry about being called entitled for wanting to return A birthday gift that I never touched. That gift is a Pokémon edition Nintendo Switch. For comparison, imagine if you had received a Jenny McCarthy edition PlayStation in the 90's, knowing that she would be part of the Anti-vax movement.
@csmead2095 жыл бұрын
@Goat more than 50% of all the pokémon, including Pokémon that were only in one game!
@csmead2095 жыл бұрын
@Goat oh and they have put in pay walled content already. Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee had a new mythic Pokémon hidden behind a paywall in a game that was another remake of red and blue! But that pokémon was cut from the upcoming games too!
@Xenoprophet5 жыл бұрын
I wake up miserable and see this.. Thanks Tex, you're doing God's work. I mean that. Lmao. Praise Zorg!
@akaiookami64415 жыл бұрын
Oh boy I can't wait for all that content
@iosyf84095 жыл бұрын
goon genetics looks amazing! I'ma try it out tomorrow.
@adamblakeslee53015 жыл бұрын
Has SCIENCE! Gone Too Far?(no)
@John-dp3lo5 жыл бұрын
You giveth great joy sir. Thank you. 🤣
@unpotatoedsalmon5 жыл бұрын
This is fucking hilarious
@FlyingWithSpurts6 ай бұрын
That was GLORIOUS!!!
@brianhenry1525 жыл бұрын
This was absolutely glorious!
@leonardmcspazerton89125 жыл бұрын
Oh my god this is Soo fucking funny 10 out of 10 best ep yet
@pirateFinn5 жыл бұрын
Okay, that gave me a good giggle.
@valeralishko81255 жыл бұрын
This makes me sleep well
@phoenixofthewolf Жыл бұрын
Now I can't breathe.
@BeavisSaves5 жыл бұрын
Good editing, more like this.
@kylesprenkel6805 жыл бұрын
This brings me joy.
@TheOneHoddToward5 жыл бұрын
What a relief
@oncet0ldme1aint5 жыл бұрын
I think I became the meatcube
@InteliWasp5 жыл бұрын
soo.... Spicy Wind 2.0?
@ImperatorLizard Жыл бұрын
A hardy great job to everybody.
@drfloorpills5 жыл бұрын
I was the frog that made you scream
@BullofCrete5 жыл бұрын
I approve of this edited content.
@Warficus Жыл бұрын
still a classic
@Arbitertaco5 жыл бұрын
MY SIDES!
@charlesborden81115 жыл бұрын
Tex, classy as ever, good sir! lol
@twizz-7555 жыл бұрын
Litterly 'The Bomb' sauce from Hot ones. HUE.
@ReinFreedom2 жыл бұрын
I’m here from the Rimworld stream
@jimmyd1425 жыл бұрын
Oh man, that's great.
@theinsect30945 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say, it was a gas attack!
@RetroCat9694 жыл бұрын
This ain't even clickbait, it's all in the video.
@RetroCat9694 жыл бұрын
Sorry I ever doubted you space station 13
@theblackpantslegion4 жыл бұрын
It's all very much in the video. Very, very much.
@fangzea4 жыл бұрын
I wish I understood this game better. haha
@plenus73924 жыл бұрын
OMG, Goon is the best by far.
@theblackpantslegion4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes it is. It's also the root of all ss13 as we know it today.
@ginnungagaplemniscates1405 Жыл бұрын
The Fartist.
@csours5 жыл бұрын
Press F to Fart
@sebastianthomsen22255 ай бұрын
F💨
@thomass.39315 жыл бұрын
The original is on my favorites list
@Tathanic5 жыл бұрын
missed out on having centcom ask what the fuck was that
@ILoveWH40k5 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing you somehow achieved fission because of the gasoline in Checker's system.
@hellanon6975 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest shit i've ever seen
@ryconroleplays5 жыл бұрын
Laments XD
@theblackpantslegion5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you fart, sometimes you are farted.
@inszel5 жыл бұрын
I shall use this to weird out all my normie family on facebook. I salute you captain ass blaster!
@matthewscotti56023 жыл бұрын
God Damnit KZbin. Now you learn?
@mq57315 жыл бұрын
First Also, how much Fiesta Pail did this attacker eat?
@theblackpantslegion5 жыл бұрын
much
@Ami-vh7sr5 жыл бұрын
Doiing a premiere set weeks in advance O.o
@theblackpantslegion5 жыл бұрын
a week. And it announces when I'm back from vacation
@Ami-vh7sr5 жыл бұрын
@@theblackpantslegion Ahhh the vacation thing makes sense
@liquidbogan41205 жыл бұрын
So another redux?
@KMCA7795 жыл бұрын
This is definitely much shorter than the original.
@JustZar5 жыл бұрын
Ass rip of the century
@Hamun0025 жыл бұрын
Goddamit does Goon use like, the death or pain state scream of Doom/Doom 2 monsters, because it sounds like shotgunners or some shit. Fucking Civvie11 got into my head with his damn Boomer shooters.
@p00tis3 жыл бұрын
High powered intestines with a booster chromosome?
@yukarithegapyoukai81915 жыл бұрын
I would like to point out that he was sipping on welder fuel almost the entire time. Which I guess why the explosion was so big. The edit doesn't point that out well. Not that it makes it anyways funny
@uncletimo60595 жыл бұрын
*vomit wresslin* and you DARE say gamez don't need censorsheet