A decent traitor fulfills the objective. A good traitor fulfills the objective, then kills a bunch of people. But a great traitor kills the server.
@theblackpantslegion5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@kingzeeb3194 жыл бұрын
An expert traitor gets other traitors to do the objectives for them.
@tanall59594 жыл бұрын
@@kingzeeb319 Where's the fun in that?
@S3Cs4uN84 жыл бұрын
@@tanall5959 The fun is then what you do with your tator powers to make the round exciting.
@Anon-yz1xr4 жыл бұрын
You got it backwards dude. A mediocre traitor roundends a bunch of people A good traitor gets a bunch of people involved in an interesting round.
@darthvaderreviews69267 жыл бұрын
"How did you get the crates open?" "Magic." "Magic?" "Yes. Alakazaaaaam. Magic." "What kind of magic?" "Magic magic. Vegas magic. Street magic." Never has a question been avoided so masterfully. You gave him a total BS, non-answer and that got him to walk out. Applause, good sir.
@theblackpantslegion7 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@pretzelbomb61056 жыл бұрын
He’s lucky it wasn’t full of radioactive attack bees
@penguinlyfe63058 жыл бұрын
I love the way you play, the amount of passion you put into the game, I found your channel a few days ago and I fell in love with your videos, mostly since I can't play ss13 for myself at the moment as I don't have a windows, but watching your videos brings back good memories and makes me entertained. I love that you also constantly upload keep up your good work Tex.
@theblackpantslegion8 жыл бұрын
Thank you kindly
@NalyKalZul8 жыл бұрын
damm what a professional start, both as traitor and running a smooth efficient Cargonia. and they where right in occ chat, your the cause of the lag it seems. now forevermore you're the official tg scapegoat. but now you have a other reason to collect all the fancy coins found on the server, next time you can bribe the captain for a luxury shuttle, you get full vip access, either alone or you can give some friends access also. just hoard all the coins.
@Mainvity8 жыл бұрын
MSO mentioned afterwards it was because of all the slipping. The slipping literally caused the server to overload. GG, NO RE!
@theblackpantslegion8 жыл бұрын
Thank god, I felt guilty what with the bad lag they were having.
@SpaceLemon.7 жыл бұрын
Oh mY GOD YOUR RANDOLF!? I play as Plays-The-Song! Edit: Also I think I died real quick this round or something. Sucks getting swarmed by goliaths and legion at the same time. Edit 2: Oh, there I am, the teal lizard miner. Edit 3: Oh fuck! I just remembered this round! One of us (me) opened the shuttle door while we were in transit to the mining base, and the new miner slipped out and was lost forever! God that was hilarious!
@theblackpantslegion7 жыл бұрын
indeed, I am Randolph
@SpaceLemon.7 жыл бұрын
Cool! Ah, we have had some good times... I think. Can't remember, it's been a while. We should play some Bagil again some time.
@tmotom8 жыл бұрын
aww man, you were a tator that whole time? I thought we were just getting really cool stuff...
@theblackpantslegion8 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I am, sometimes I am not
@KnightofDark001807 жыл бұрын
HE'S A TATOR?! MY GOD. ALERT THE POTATO UNION
@ctrlaltdelete65393 жыл бұрын
@@KnightofDark00180 most of the time I hate people correcting grammer but this is kinda funny.
@rex2905 жыл бұрын
I love how you're ordering a hit on a security officer with Haylee while she's scrubbing off tomato paste from the floor :D
@theblackpantslegion5 жыл бұрын
timing sometimes, is perfect
@MilkerName5 жыл бұрын
Such a lovable cargonia this round.
@theblackpantslegion5 жыл бұрын
we do have our moments
@yuripantyhose49735 жыл бұрын
hahaha so fun reading the people getting "exploded" by their PDA's. oh man.
@icecold18055 жыл бұрын
Call a nyanbulance hahaha! Such a shame that kind of humor can no longer be seen in /TG/ since oranges are against fun and think nyan jokes are against god's will and banned them.
@formulalyric31737 жыл бұрын
"I somewhat burn the server down" Only a drunken Texan...
@monoidinthecategoryofendof87317 жыл бұрын
Miners ... mine, cargo cargo
@callidusvulpes55564 жыл бұрын
It should'be been Miners mine, Cargonians cargo.
@obzcure8 жыл бұрын
to break your heart even further I really wanted to eat that burger (Quif Richard here)
@theblackpantslegion8 жыл бұрын
I wonder how long it would have taken
@obzcure8 жыл бұрын
We will never know
@thenemezis25797 жыл бұрын
being a traitor is not only about winning, it's about creativity!
@rejvaik004 жыл бұрын
It's not about winning it's about sending a message
@bobby80126 жыл бұрын
Seeing you grinding down 50 plasma into 100u of plasma was painful to say the least
@theblackpantslegion6 жыл бұрын
Im not always a genius.
@brothgurlegion42295 жыл бұрын
Plasma cigars that's unbelievably genius
@theblackpantslegion5 жыл бұрын
used to be. Old gimmick. Been banned over it before. Used to kill grey-tiders with that . . . before they started running stations that is.
@CaliFreek637 жыл бұрын
49:51 Behold, the sound of genuine amusement
@BritishFox7 жыл бұрын
Cool videos, I been bingeing them all week. You also forgot to change your ringtone from "211 Uniform" at the begining, I was biting my knuckle so hard when your PDA ringtone went off infront of people hahaha.
@theblackpantslegion7 жыл бұрын
Sometimes funny things happen
@ly_06 жыл бұрын
Damn I didn't expect to see you commenting on an SS13 video! Small world
@Dave96939 Жыл бұрын
Every word and action here is art, even down the the sneeringly-nonchalant "yes"
@roudintricksup21173 жыл бұрын
I just go to science, Ask for a random coloured unused slime extract "Its for a bounty" I say and they hand me the extract, No questions asked
@starsiegeRoks2 жыл бұрын
Tex's voice sounds very different and it took me off guard lol. Looking at when this was released, makes sense lol
@PvtBungle8 жыл бұрын
my first few times playing (goon) I watched watched some.. protip videos and made quite a bomb while a traitor chemist & I. got banned for turning the sever to worse then so. I was satisfied with my lack of knowledge but loved watching plumphelmetpunk & yorpyorpyorp. and now you have caught my eye with a glorious catalogue of nanostrasen's atrocities. cheer tex. would love to see some more goon action. or... more traitor/ling thing and such. Long Live Cargoina!
@theblackpantslegion8 жыл бұрын
Long live Cargonia
@lancejobs5 жыл бұрын
PDA Explodes, 'Damn 3rd party software!'
@azericthetraveller63554 жыл бұрын
I’ve noticed you can very easily wear black armor(such as swat) underneath cloaks due to it looking like shadow from the outside. Just leave the helmet in your pack until trouble comes and no one will suspect anything.
@20ZZ207 жыл бұрын
I'm too lazy to learn and play it myself, but your videos are the perfect replacement for actually playing anyway, subscribed
@pushupman82698 жыл бұрын
You could easily be another Pablo Escabar holy shit
@theblackpantslegion8 жыл бұрын
Escobar eh?
@pushupman82698 жыл бұрын
Bribing authorities, champion of the people charisma, shady underdealings, arming otherwise unqualified people, you've got the power my man.
@theblackpantslegion8 жыл бұрын
Bill Jenkins Im familiar with his work, I just didnt think I was that smooth. Nor do I have a mountain of cocaine
@pushupman82698 жыл бұрын
All in good time, all in good time
@dawidkiller7 жыл бұрын
1680x1050 res So I'm not the only one member of almost 1080p club...
@shadowtheimpure4 жыл бұрын
"Engineer! Man Stuck in Wall! Help us!" Yep, that sounds like SS13 alright.
@Donnerino7 жыл бұрын
Kinda sad none of the tech you get does not go to R&D, not even a little bit. Sad scientist is sad.
@LoydAvenheart5 жыл бұрын
fuck r and my balls d
@dantesherman79245 жыл бұрын
Hey, Tex. Checkn some of your older vids, since you speak of them so fondly. It is really sad that you don't get more likes, but I know you don't do for the likes and it shows. Your vids help get me through the day so, thank you.
@kultiplexify8 жыл бұрын
HAIL Z0RG
@theblackpantslegion8 жыл бұрын
HAIL!
@sylvannissilvermoon34324 жыл бұрын
I wish I'd learned of this game sooner it looks like a blast.
@allmachtigerbuchsenschuh89875 жыл бұрын
How did I learn of this game only yesterday. My god this is wild. I love it.
@cynicalcitizen83153 жыл бұрын
Well, you have given me a perfect way to kill a server.
@tssteelx3 жыл бұрын
You just start your own bee hive in cargona. Do like a DR. BEES thing.
@Luminary_Morning4 жыл бұрын
My favorite episode so far!
@antimattercarp27208 жыл бұрын
What us real fun is superheated CO2
@Calzilla-yd8qg8 жыл бұрын
Next time you get tator, you should get the syndie bundle or even the crate! Barrel of fun
@theblackpantslegion8 жыл бұрын
We shall see
@Agora20218 жыл бұрын
It always TRIGGERS me when you don't use the emag to open rooms up for Cargo 'appropriation'. You could 'appropriate' some expensive shit that way. Also this would have been a perfect round to attempt the Cargo engine again.
@theblackpantslegion8 жыл бұрын
There's being cargo, and there's being a dick. I have to walk a fine line. Very fine. Next time though, I'll try to use my Emag to just take everything
@ShadowFire2877 жыл бұрын
This server has gotten horrible TBH. Even goon has more RP that happens now. I'm not sure what happens but it's just a rp less clusterf.
@npswm13145 жыл бұрын
Even if it is bolted to the floor you still manage to sell it. Thieves.
@theblackpantslegion5 жыл бұрын
You misspelled capitalists.
@derpderpson21883 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, that time Tex said 'nya'
@user-ze7hp2jf5x6 жыл бұрын
Hey, what real options do I have to open unauthorized crates beside setting them on fire or blowing them up?
@theblackpantslegion6 жыл бұрын
experiment, experiment, experiment.
@epicrandomness35895 жыл бұрын
Should have asked xenobio for a slime extract to sell and then just pocketed it
@theblackpantslegion5 жыл бұрын
sometimes Im a dick
@DestovaWorks8 жыл бұрын
Welp. This earned a sub. Holy fuck. xD
@theblackpantslegion8 жыл бұрын
Gotta set things on fire from time to time
@madwomansinsight5 жыл бұрын
ElfLeaderMike? Like as in aVo?
@EvelynNdenial3 жыл бұрын
the P in randolph P checkers is for polonium.
@sneakysnowman51506 жыл бұрын
radioactive attack bees lol
@theblackpantslegion6 жыл бұрын
well what else are you going to use?
@TherealTenmanI3 жыл бұрын
So that was one grenade?
@whatisthis39807 жыл бұрын
i want tex to call me a good boye
@Hamun0025 жыл бұрын
That fucking The Room music
@BigBatts4 жыл бұрын
Epic Grenade
@visnil50104 жыл бұрын
Am i hearing thunder? Dang talk about 'insert doom sound effects here'
@apathymanthemundane41658 жыл бұрын
say, if you emag that trash grinder you utilized at 10:34 (assuming you can), would you be able to grind people? I remember that you weren't able to in an earlier shift, but maybe that was due to those pesky 'safety features' getting in the way of your fun.
@theblackpantslegion8 жыл бұрын
Worth an investigation
@Cyphosis8 жыл бұрын
You can emag it to gib people. It's fun to fill a bottle of space lube in the middle of the hallway and have people slip right into it.
@bluenova1238 жыл бұрын
Someone once killed most of the station with space lube and placing a hacked grinder in a hallway.
@pretzelbomb61056 жыл бұрын
It’s very simple: Step 1- E-Mag the Grinder, Step 2- Activate Delivery Office Belt, Step 3- Wall In Conveyor Belt, Step 4- Yell Over Common For People to Stop Riding Disposals, Step 5- Laugh Hysterically as People Kill Themselves to Spite You
@kingzeeb3194 жыл бұрын
I've noticed that on most of your traitor rounds, you'll get people to do your objectives for you. Slavery with extra steps. XD
@theblackpantslegion4 жыл бұрын
A man has to have strategies. You can always kill the lackey
@a.gravemistake30615 ай бұрын
Is a tater assistant a tater tot
@DamianRyan6518 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING CALLED IT
@theblackpantslegion8 жыл бұрын
Called what brochacho?
@DamianRyan6518 жыл бұрын
this is canadian commando, or vip651
@theblackpantslegion8 жыл бұрын
Damian Ryan ahhhhhhh
@cignus125 жыл бұрын
Fucking sold a nuke within 18 minutes
@theblackpantslegion5 жыл бұрын
I've done worse. I once stole the self destruct. I've also sold the engine, and the station.
@cignus125 жыл бұрын
@@theblackpantslegion Please tell me those where recorded as well.
@k07495 жыл бұрын
Hey pants cheeki breeki do you still read these?
@epicrandomness35895 жыл бұрын
20:50 dumbass sloth got sucked into the garbage chute
@Thecando3 жыл бұрын
Not sure why you felt bad for killing the server. Could you please explain?
@havoc3742 Жыл бұрын
He literally HARD-CRASHED the server, the server admins had to do a complete reboot of the server to get it running again. that, and Tex, despite being a world-weary, shitposting texan with a whiskey-damaged voice he's very conscious of, is a sweet wholesome teddybear inside, and he doesn't like ruining other peoples fun. well, at least when he's not meant to, and certainly not to the n-th degree like here.
@Thecando Жыл бұрын
I know Tex is a good guy, there wasn’t any questions about that. One of my questions is based off the understanding that SS-13 seems to be a game where people tend to like ending the game if it’s in character. I was trying to understand more about the situation of this particular encounter and why he felt bad about it.