SPACE STATION 14: The Meanderings of a Robot

[@crowsenpai5625]

22:50 “You are this close to being a Clown Bot” “PLEASE. I AM ALREADY YOUR BIGGEST JOKE.”

[@hatt5350]

I remember this, I was the one who foisted the new laws on you. Next time I'll have to make sure to actually edit the laws, didn't know they existed yet.

[@psydocthepsyduck8382]

Hi, Hatt!

[@hatt5350]

@@psydocthepsyduck8382 Oh crap, he found me....

[@jacobrutzke691]

@@hatt5350 run

[@Atomize6]

20:33 SS14 really takes all types. I was not expecting *The Real Folk Blues* during a BPL video

[@Rick586]

That chiptune version is pretty good

[@Zippercdrr]

I was about to say.

[@richards.2073]

Highlight of my day

[@aruwind]

real talk

[@fakshen1973]

"There are four lights." - One of the best TNG episode quotes.

[@andorfedra]

That should have been law number 5... just to make it more fun.

[@FunnyStripes]

Note: video is a few months old, now borgs can speak not only in common radio, but a special binary radio that only synthetic life forms can speak and hear (though there is a syndi item allowing them to understand and have access to binary radio).

[@ChrisPikula]

-Er... As of earlier this week, I was unable to borg out on the radio. Is this a -_-very-_- recent PR?- NM, server is behind the codebase.

[@jacobrutzke691]

Cool now I can raise a robot revolution

[@FunnyStripes]

@@jacobrutzke691 Considered you can now emag borgs to make them into your allies since a few months, actually totally doable. Only problem being that borgs have the health of a paper tissue, that the emagging only applies to the body, not the brain (so if the same brain is put in a different non-emagged machine, then they are no longer bound to follow you), and that as of now borgs are pretty limited in what they can do.

[@WitchyWolfy1]

if someone asks me what SS13 and by proxy SS14 (considering it gets the same time as SS13 had) feels like I'll just show them the end of this video

[@willis1712]

That Real Folk Blues session had me JAMMING

[@DIEGhostfish]

I hope it only plays after the shuttle's called.

[@TheZigzagman]

No kidding. That little breakdown during the bridge translated great to the piano.

[@dlove714]

There are FOUR lights! ..timeless...

[@tamarap13]

When I saw the boot screen with the single core 30ghz all I could think of was how many FPS you could get in Dwarf Fortress.

[@Yostuba]

with 300 hmmm maybe 45ish fps if youre lucky

[@Darkdaej]

Hey so anyone who wants to play, you have to sign up to the waitlist, but I got instantly approved, so if you see a "join the waitlist" button, just click it, you should be able to install the game right after :)

[@alexanderstanfield5845]

ss14 just needs more content I think. It feels way better to play and control than 13 but has far less content since its newer

[@jackcaffrey8493]

let them cook

[@MiseRaen]

Think of it this way. Its like youre playing during the early days of SS13 where most of the mechanics arent solidified yet. There is also a chance that new bugs would appear that is only specific on this version.

[@UndyingZombie]

Its definitely on its way. It does have a few things that SS13 does not but admittedly there is a lot that SS13 has that SS14 does not.. But it will eventually get there. Its a lot easier to deal with compared to Beyond so that alone is helping a ton. Changes and additions have been coming faster and will continue to gain speed if more people switch over/join. Technically speaking its advancing at a much,much faster rate than SS13 did. The only problem is the fact that While SS 13 has existed since 2003, Feburary while SS 14 has only been out for 3 years now. ( 2020, December ) If you ever get a chance to look at the overall progress. SS14 is already a long ways ahead of what SS13 was at said time. This is of course largely due to how crap Beyond is to work on.. So I see SS14, unless it suddenly becomes abandoned.. Will eventually surpass SS13 in terms of content in the game/on servers.

[@csmead209]

I just wish it had TG controls. The current controls have me scratching my damned brain so much it might give me a stroke.@@UndyingZombie

[@TheZigzagman]

​@@csmead209 Can't you change key binds in 14? I thought I heard that somewhere

[@Ozymandias2x]

The best part about Gun Cargo is how easy it is to join in!

[@lovinsubs]

The inclusion of Mike's joke from the moon is a harsh mistress was a nice touch

[@Mak10z]

dude was rocking out the Real Folk Blues! I need to play SS14

[@steelshanks1265]

This Episode is Gold... Solid safety of 7.

[@Starman_Dx]

We can rebuild him. Faster. Stronger. But we only have these spare monkeys and whatever we can rip out of the walls.

[@JRufu]

Man... I love Christmas dump time. Really a highlight.

[@madd20]

o nooo... i am watching this video 4 times now i cannot get enought! Tex as robot is hilarious !!!! :) MORRREEEEE

[@_hench__5251]

LOL You sound like Michael 6 from the Peter Serafinowicz show.🤣 Also love that someone is playing my favorite Steely Dan Song on the server.

[@DrKriegsgrave]

TACO TUESDAY TIME PLEASE, Do it! for Scrombles!

[@ilovedetails]

cyborg charging station just sounds dirty. Like 1970's beta max tape found in your parent sock drawer dirty.

[@Ufo757]

This is like Twin Peaks but in SPACE

[@dzikdziki2983]

Robot was always my favorite role in SS13.

[@ZacHawkins42]

I, too, am a robot of sorts; A robot that turns biomatter into waste products. Beepity boopity, I'm typing this as I poopity.

[@ostsan8598]

On this episode of Colm plays Space Station Thir.... Fourteen....

[@Alizardwithdaftideas]

I love these videos so much. Shenanigans and fun humour, it pleases my brain.

[@draeath]

Some day I will learn to play this. Today is not that day, but some day I shall.

[@dcbluenose1873]

Tex trolling in space

[@LMGunslinger]

Your videos are why i started ss13

[@Saraieth]

5:21 that is exactly how competent I have been programmed to be!

[@Rick586]

Absolute chaos unleashing while fun music plays is always great XD

[@RealArcalian]

The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress reference I, Robot reference it is surely not on fire

[@MrGrimsmith]

Tex being helpfully unhelpful as a cyborg. I needed to see this :) Also surprised that you didn't redefine Clowns and Mimes as non human therefore not covered by the three laws and thus open season for the meat trade. Or maybe that's just me...

[@davidpearce3156]

Well played.

[@madd20]

ok this is my 5th time i watching this - Tex as robot always improve my mood :)

[@MachineMindDesigns]

Was...was that a pissed off Big E Cheese at the end there?

[@999wilf999]

For a moment there, I was expecting Metal Gear Mondays...

[@TheStrayHALOMAN]

I wish you looked like Helper from venture bros.

[@jamesbuckner4791]

Charles Entertainment Cheese was not playing around, holy shit.

[@GhostCassette]

Robot P Checkers Esq.

[@arbayer2]

Bar Performance Review, 08DEC2543 The ambience and customer service at the bar on the station was nothing short of premier, including that of the musical talent. There was a robotic worker at this location who was dressed quite dapper in what I would consider an informational capacity, whose presence lent the dining experience an air of utter class - from someone hewn from brass, no less. However, the critical review period was cut short by what one can only describe as Lou Ferrigno in a rat costume on an athletic bender. Would I return to sample the ratburger? Absolutely. 5/5 Errata - the establishment's management should be informed of a slight health violation by the counter, namely blood spatter. Upon returning when I realized I had left my PDA en route to the shuttle home, I noticed it had been cleaned with what appears to be Fabuloso. This is within current public health and safety standards provided by Nanotrasen.

[@FlyingWithSpurts]

Best part of this @30:20 ? E1M1 sounds just as good on SS14 as it ever has. Hmmm. Can SS14 run DooM?

[@TheShadowBoi]

Wooo!!!!

[@e-train765]

HAIL CARGONIA!!! 🫡🫡🫡🫡

[@scp2539]

21:30 what is this from? i feel like ive heard it and im thinking cowboy beebop but im not sure.

[@TheZigzagman]

That is "The Real Folk Blues" from cowboy bebop, you are correct.

[@scp2539]

@@TheZigzagman ty

[@derptomistic]

Initiating : Laugh Subroutine ... Loading ... Error - Humor levels insufficient for completion of Laugh Subroutine Please see diagnostics manual for further instructions... meatbag....

[@jame590]

is there a specail thing you need to do to be able to play on bpl 14?

[@coyote16able]

um I think it was on one of the Podcast episodes that bpl14 is more or less only the BPL maybe the aux also.

[@DIEGhostfish]

It's as hard to do as get into the BPL itself which needs like Cryptography

[@perrywaaz3660]

If you watch the Warhammer video you can see the old way. Unfortunately they closed that way cause no one can find it and released a new way. I think it's a similar method, but I haven't found it yet

[@zwilliams8915]

Yakub can figure out how to make White people but can't figure out QM. I buy that.

[@OhBoy235]

botany looks pretty small in this, does cogmap 2 exist?

[@Cookienoms]

spess mice best mice

[@sebastianthomsen2225]

🤖👍😊

[@Bjornbroder1]

So how do we join the black pants lobby ?

[@Spirit_of_Love_]

From what I've seen, be in the discord and that's a hell ina. Half to find lol.

[@Bjornbroder1]

@@Spirit_of_Love_ For me, I dont need to see Big Tex in a game I just want to not deal with people who dont role play, you know. Seems like his server is very good at just playing at whatever is given. grant it I only just got space station 14, but one flaw I see is the lack of adherence to a character or job. Anyways I hope to find a good server soon that I can enjoy

[@iambeepbop2452]

first

[@Maethendias]

i was wondering why i havent watched bpl in quite some time... and who would have guessed, i got youtubed... love constantly getting bombarded with garbage channels i CONSISTENTLY tell to fkc off, just to have my ACUTAL subscribed channels that i want to watch randomly be unsubbed for no reason