Lord Of The Rings Of Power S2 - Amazon Completely Redeems Itself Pt 2 - Worst Movie Ever

[@SpaceIce]

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[@VC1design]

Oh my...!! What a pleasant surprise. Looking forward to your guesting on Critical Drinker later tonight...

[@marywood4565]

"...and the women are f-ing pissed probably because the guys are happy." LOL

[@Ciborium]

Isn't that how it always is?

[@paultapner2769]

@@Ciborium I cannot remember which show it was in, but I watched something recently that played a song on the soundtrack called 'women with an attitude.' Which made me think 'As Space Ice would say: that would be all of them.'

[@tjallingdalheuvel126]

The ones to avoid, yes. Those where whatever you do or say, will be the wrong thing to do or say. Adios amiga to that kind. They can be misserable just fine without me.

[@martinmirchev4948]

I randomly just read your comment while the same was playing. It was much cooler while happening though ..... anyway wish you all the best

[@DeltaHorse22]

Why would I watch something that resembles reality so much ? lmao

[@wrayday7149]

A show so good it managed to raise everyone's Amazon Prime memberships to make up for the losses.

[@user-om3xm4xv8t]

The blacks and the other people of color need to look into their own Legends is stop stealing cars it makes you look stupid

[@S_raB]

And now pay extra for ad-free version

[@wiktormasztafiak2]

Luckily here in Poland the price stayed the same,at least for now.

[@Ciborium]

Fact!

[@armandolimon7465]

@@wiktormasztafiak2 See...I knew Bezos was secretly Polish!

[@johndemoel2629]

The Prince Edward and Justin Trudeau line was genius. Still chuckling.

[@nathanwilliams4005]

It certainly caught me off guard even after reading your comment. 😂

[@bilalattique]

😂😂😂 I know right! I’m still rolling

[@lucas82]

Space Ice has infinitely more talent than the entire team of script writers that wrote this dumpster fire of a show.

[@biffbobfred]

Either this writing team or the one for The Acolyte

[@jasonjones7461]

Absolutely. Idk how he does it so frequently and consistently high quality.

[@SafetyBriefer]

It's a low bar to clear.

[@chendaforest]

Well dur...

[@renzo_kookin4208]

I love how even the shows are described as "mega blockbuster hit movies"

[@Spraybottle521]

It definitely has the budget of one.

[@hdim1]

@@Spraybottle521 the budget of many!

[@bert.hbuysse5569]

I too apreciate that detail.

[@biffbobfred]

“Faithful adaptation” umm this isn’t out of any book, it’s just made up as they go along.

[@reckneya]

The basis is the Silmarilians. It is almost a beat for beat adaptation. Really close to the source material. As soon as the writers hit a dead end they go “back to the books back to the books back to the books.”

[@itsame_th2283]

"when this is your team of metal workers, the answer will always be yes" 😂

[@DieselMcBadass1]

as a metal worker, can confirm

[@solarshows1088]

They were laboring as hard as they could and that's the saddest part.

[@seekthevisceral]

My boyfriend and I are still shaking our heads at the fact that only female elves were the blacksmiths. Not buying it. Far too dainty.

[@solarshows1088]

@@seekthevisceral This is MAN HQ here. There are no female Spae Ice fans. You aren't fooling anyone.

[@seekthevisceral]

@@solarshows1088 Ha! I'm such a tomboy, I might as well be. :)

[@corpusvile1]

"The misunderstood peace lovers who just want to be left alone and also murder children" lmao. 🤣

[@m.h7881]

Was that a commentary about a certain geno-state?

[@optimusgrime4588]

@@m.h7881 You loonies that can't see anything outside of your own political lens can fuck right off. It's a commentary about the show. He even showed the parts of the show he was referring to.

[@kraftrichter1599]

Brillant 😂

[@Toomanyappz]

The bats with Lizzo absolutely killed me 😂

[@Caleb_741]

best part lol

[@jaimeherber8353]

🤣🤣🤣💀

[@Toomanyappz]

@ I never actually lol.. that shit actually had me dying.

[@arya_jahan98]

"A hole, just what he was going for" - Space Ice is cookin'

[@markrlondon]

I don’t know if Space Ice meant that line to be a literal or figurative one. It is the latter one that I didn’t get, until afterwards.

[@TimTimmay]

*“The women are pissed…probably because the guys are happy”* No truer words have ever been spoken 😆

[@unitron2005]

Rings of Power is so bad that a Steven Seagal appareance would actually IMPROVE it's quality. It's so bad that the Balrog has to take the elevator down to sink to it's level.

[@Tential1]

I thought the same thing. This was actually so horrendous, I fell asleep during every video about it.

[@benedictjajo]

Ironic how every character is the wish version of Peter Jackson's masterpiece yet the show is made by Amazon 😂

[@auroninja]

"I was in a place." You're always in a place at any given time. You jabroni, there is no place that isn't a place!

[@ephraimwinslow]

Isn't a perfect vacuum as close to no place as you can get? Given that it is literally no thing?

[@auroninja]

@@ephraimwinslow I think you're on to something, but I've had enough existential rabbit-holes, and god forbid I end up like ol' Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche. I got things to do, PLACES to be!

[@biffbobfred]

“This is a picture of me when I was younger”. Every picture of you is when you were younger. I used to miss Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to miss him, too.

[@Ciborium]

"No matter where you go, there you are."

[@LastBastian]

​@@X-atm092Sugar!

[@TheRoflcer]

Gotta love how Adar's Orc army struggled to take down a small meadow village and lost when said village got calvary backup at the end of Season 1. But apparently had 40,000 orcs to spare to raid a fortified Elven Colony that had support of an even much larger calvary backup a mere month later and won.

[@tregoboing]

(in Ryans Writer Guys voice) .... because!

[@acetate909]

Or how they couldn't knock down a brick wall over two days yet broke a mountain in half with one shot. Amazon's LOTR will go down as the biggest disaster in television history. They had a one billion dollar budget to produce the first two seasons and this is the comedy of idiocy they created. I wonder if Amazon will stay committed to the 5 seasons they announced. I hope they do only because the review videos on YT have been so hilarious.

[@Fire_Summoner]

The orcs attacked the mountain not because of tactics, but because it was a symbol of oppression. Truly stunning and brace, bravo Bezos.

[@joelmbaumgartner]

“And the women are fucking pissed, probably because the guys are happy.” Amazon doesn’t know how, but you definitely know how to write female characters.

[@acrustykrab]

😂😂

[@ephraimwinslow]

It's surprisingly easy. You just realize that 100% of their criticisms towards us are pure projection, and that they're guilty of all the things they complain about. And all of a sudden? The things they do stop being hard to understand. They get downright predictable -- to an honestly hilarious degree.

[@unitron2005]

He thinks of a man, then he takes away reason and accountabilty.

[@Wordbird69]

@@ephraimwinslow Just think of them like children and their temper tantrums etc are a lot less bothersome.

[@ephraimwinslow]

@@Wordbird69 Worse. At least half of kids can learn.

[@geert574]

When Sauron did a 20 minute hip thrusting Bollywood dance sequence I cared no longer for the destruction of Lindon

[@happypup70]

Can we go back to when Amazon was a neat online bookstore. I liked that Amazon.

[@biffbobfred]

Now they’re The Borg, and Bezos is mucking with the editorial board on WaPo.

[@happypup70]

@@biffbobfred At least the Borg Queen was hot... Don't judge me

[@gummansgubbe6225]

Before they started banning books? When?

[@happypup70]

@@gummansgubbe6225 In a world full of bookstores it is not a ban for a bookstore to not sell a particular book. If there is only one bookstore it is a ban. We protect the freedom to buy whatever books you want by making sure there are many bookstores not by forcing every bookstore to carry every book. Did that make sense dude? Or do you need an explanation using the Borg analogy?

[@iro6758]

@@happypup70 "In a world full of bookstores-" there is Amazon. You can't pretend that Amazon banning books is irrelevant because they're merely the largest retailer on the planet...

[@dronesclubhighjinks]

"And this guy [Celebrimbor's Folger's ad] who's concerned that the mountain got a lot bigger, rockier, and closer ..." This reminds me of The Far Side comic with two caveman standing in front of a giant wall of ice. One of them says, "Thag, wall of ice closer today?" 😂 Those two caveman could write a better show. Space Ice ROP review is a great way to start off the weekend! 🤣

[@wojciech_leszczynski]

Return of the King was the last Lord of the ring's adaptation. Everything that followed is a mere fan fiction

[@ephraimwinslow]

At least Shadow of War was FUN fanfiction FFS.

[@acrustykrab]

Some parts of the Hobbit trilogy are nice. Like the parts with the dwarves at Bag End !

[@Spraybottle521]

Simpler times.

[@ephraimwinslow]

@@acrustykrab You can edit that "trilogy" into *one* good movie. One. And a lot of it is thanks to Benedict Cumberbatch nailing Smaug.

[@AzraelCaptain]

@@acrustykrab It was a hard drop-off after the second Hobbit movie.

[@1984Phalanx]

Crossing prince Edward with Justin Trudeau lmfao! 😂

[@BishopGG]

"Thanks alot Jerry" lmao

[@verde5738]

"There's a script?" xD

[@christhesmith]

That was priceless!

[@EvertfromNederland]

And then if you look back, the map Black Legolas took from the wrist band said: 'Script' on top of it🤣

[@LordVulcan93]

Now, let's get yo........MAGIC PUSH!!!!!

[@tjallingdalheuvel126]

No good fight choreography can do without MF'ing magicpush. Seagal should pay attention. Wobble wobble slappy hands magic push. Golden recipe.

[@bgm1236]

Man, nobody roasts Rings of Power like Space Ice!

[@basically435gf]

Nerdrotic does a great job too

[@martelekas]

he touches an explody ball, that makes him watch the first season :D :D

[@danielarcher369]

the horror!

[@eugene8498]

Well, Palantir means literally tele-vision, so.

[@randalthor6872]

I hope you never change the background music, Space Ice. It's so iconic :)

[@DoodsUnited]

When Seagal movie supply to riff on was drying up fast, Amazon and Disney jumped into the breach to create more Seagul style shows!

[@JosephJoe-u7e]

Space ice makes our morning worth waking up to

[@Spraybottle521]

Woke up from my shower nap for this

[@GregoryChew0921]

It’s the only channel I have notifications on for. The only channel that I drop everything to watch. God bless space ice and everything you do for humanity during these dark times.

[@acrustykrab]

I read makes our morning wood

[@Amadeus8484]

Amazon makes Seagal's movies look like Quentin Tarantino.

[@foleywallace459]

I must salute you on the “rocks staying together” comment. No other KZbinr spotted that. 😂 A show so shit I couldn’t finish episode 2. I’ve literally got nothing to do and it was still too boring.

[@MindFuelMedia7347]

TV show producers will use anything but the source material

[@ephraimwinslow]

Wrong. They also won't use an intelligent adaptation. They will only settle for ham-fisted current week (Californian) politics.

[@acrustykrab]

It feels like they never think about a storyline before starting it lol

[@rybobuno]

I thought they weren’t even allowed to use it.

[@The_ZeroLine]

@@ephraimwinslowWhat week is it?

[@michaelwills1926]

Well it’s meant to suck, so

[@cormackhotzie7874]

this recap is enough for me, brilliant 😂

[@timothymadison6305]

Ghostbusters 2 call back...nice!

[@IwoIwanov]

" ... ending the show forever like a true bro." - Space Ice has it.

[@michaelwynn4559]

But yeah. I've been laughing at these videos for about a month by now, nonstop. Brilliant!

[@michaelwynn4559]

This is one of the funniest channels, period. What is the speech pattern he's mocking? You hear it on TV and in entertainment promos, I guess. He's got it locked in, though.

[@JohnnyWednesday]

"Purse snatching b**ch" - I'm dying

[@davebaconusa1062]

Every video by Space Ice is a mega blockbuster hit!

[@seanledden4397]

Very appropriate that Space Ice is reviewing this train wreck - as it manages to have a Steven Seagal level script!

[@whoisjnd]

I'd wager that having Seagal in the cast might've actually improved the show lmao

[@seanledden4397]

@@whoisjnd Agreed! 😆

[@espritfort9890]

​@@whoisjnd Seagul can replace the High BurgerKing Gilga-Daddy.

[@kylecrane4376]

"and lights her arrow in the mud-fire" LMAO!!!!

[@joeblow229]

Browsing KZbin, sees a new SpaceIce video, hovers over the 'Like' button, and......... MAGIC PUSH!@!!!

[@ephraimwinslow]

Us, for years: "Hey... could you stop doing everything you can to openly spite us? We'll pay you." Them, for years: "I don't understand the question." Us, just now: "Y'know what? Nevermind. You do you. We'll go do somethin' else." Them, just now: "...Where are you going? This doesn't make sense. You're automatically on the hook to pay attention to me."

[@thurmanator6969]

Huh?

[@ephraimwinslow]

@@thurmanator6969 If you've gotta ask? I wasn't talkin' to you.

[@rikerooppi507]

"Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made." -some dude, might be related to this (shit)show

[@IfBatmanHadAParrot]

Your delivery is just captivating. It’s SO funny and entertaining, I could listen to your videos all day on movies and TV I know nothing about and still enjoy every minute of it. And I probably will be doing that this week.

[@dogstar5927]

“Walked in on his dad doing some unspeakable things to the bell swing !” 😵‍💫🤦🏽‍♂️🤪🤣🤣🤣

[@aaronlambert9297]

This show looks like some 5-year-old wrote the script using a combination of Mad Libs and paint-by-numbers.

[@Kiyoone]

Space Ice story line is better than the actual series

[@skycop4093]

The flaming gravel attack is a classic battle method

[@haitch2676]

0:14 oh look, it’s the United Colours of Bennetton

[@jasonjones7461]

Thanks JERRY! 😂 Idk how you keep producing TOP TIER videos like this. Always new jokes and surprises, but also recurring and inside jhokes. I'm gonna need to make sure I catch your next live stream and ask

[@willramirez75]

“Diversity is our strength”

[@mkocel]

So Sauron was a true bro all this time....

[@Adam-qy8vz]

I’m really surprised the death wish movies with Charles Bronson haven’t been reviewed, with death wish 3 getting the most attention

[@Fossilsnake]

Space Ice, you are the most mega blockbuster awesome channel ever made.

[@Machtimus]

You gotta love the ghostbusters II audio inclusion

[@madalinam6183]

These stupid funny videos are so hilarious, I'm tempted to watch the series just to come back and enjoy SI's videos even more.

[@whoisjnd]

His reviews of the "greatest movies of all time" quite literally made me appreciate some films a lot more than I used to, Space Ice is the 🐐 for that for sure

[@OswaltSamuel]

The only thing missing was the part where they were transported to another universe to relax and watch the most impressive splits to butt wiggle dance scene for 460 hours. No wonder the smith guy was so relaxed...lol

[@King-IbnDragon]

Space Ice's interpretation of this shite show is canon. So say we all.

[@whitakerjl123]

"That sounds like nerd shit" 😂😂😂

[@stone50000]

The "script?" Subtitle and the orc map saying script on it, 10/10

[@nsob8897]

I've gotten so many great hours of entertainment from this show. Thanks for being here to make that happen, dude. If it weren't for you, little platoon, drinker, midnights edge, the list goes on.. we wouldn't have gotten so many good laughs. Oh and I cant leave out Gary. The scene where disa rips a huge one to scare all of the bats out of the dwarves hair (or whatever happens in this piece of crap) is a masterstroke if ever there was one. This show is nothing but a pointed insult to the fans. Theyre just saying "it's ours now, plebs, and we'll do whatever we want with it." Which we all know is a fine reason to spend a billion dollars instead of just giving people the bird. I mean, as you can see from this show, they're tactical geniuses.

[@chadreese9501]

Thanks Space Ice for making all terrible things great!

[@jeffersonbeattie72]

space ice is as close to watching this as i'll ever get but i really enjoy it. thanks Ice.

[@davids8127]

This is the only ROP content I`m interested in.

[@biffbobfred]

1:39 everyone should look around for a Roadrunner and a Coyote with an acme catalog.

[@wavion2]

1:29 I love when you include references from 80's movies. I wasn't crazy about "Ghostbusters 2" when it came out, but it seems a lot better now.

[@plmng7294]

It's insane that actual human beings created this.

[@ninjainnameonly-6902]

They're not humans.

[@tenhundredkills]

6:59 "We have officially hit full Segal levels of nonsense" made me laugh way harder than it should 😂

[@JCIce007]

Teleporting mountains are the real enemy.

[@7ebr830]

I don't think I've ever heard anything more patronising than "I'm sure you were, _sweetie_ " in my entire life. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@biffbobfred]

4:11 dumb and the restless…. 😬

[@peingenakale4455]

Thank you for branching out man, always loved your videos ❤

[@guilherme5094]

Damn you Jerry! You had only one job!!!

[@alexandermendez4653]

When you make everything diverse, you actually just make everyone homogenous.

[@RamCash]

Omg. This is in my top ten of your vids! ❤️ Hilarious

[@bcal8118]

This guys jokes are ridiculously good 😂😂😂

[@arya-x7x]

Hollywood should bring back trailer narration & hire this guy

[@joshuapatrick682]

I love the part where guyladreil… ya know what, fuck this shit…

[@Marcxman1991]

This was Glorious 😂

[@segalman]

"Rings of Power Season 2 part 2 is so bad Space Ice can't even title it as the Best Movie Ever anymore"

[@shirkuh7125]

One day peter pathetic Jackson will learn how to make them as good as Amazon, tell em Ice

[@eddieford9373]

7:14 "Mgaic Push!" Is my favorite joke from this channel.

[@rebbel67]

"Mudfire" 😅

[@unitron2005]

Durin is crying because Disa is his wife. Most relatable moment in the show.

[@SatireNGiggles]

11:11 😂😂😂😂 what a savage

[@TNM001]

lol he somehow managed to ignore all the hobbits -> haarfoots....this is gold.

[@adamdean3837]

Space Ice really milking that C joke.

[@michaelgoggins3658]

These are load bearing walls, Jerry!

[@bgg5090]

Fuck yeah, Ghostbusters II reference!

[@adammiller5727]

I love how this man makes money making us laugh and talking cool.

[@nightlordAL]

Ha! I've missed a whole episode of series 2 and didn't know until now 😂

[@TSHHVA24]

I love that you completely cut out Tom Green and the annoying lint rollers pretending to be hobbits. The magically sprouting mountain was much more entertaining and made more sense for the epic story Amazon gifted to us.

[@chuntoon1]

1:30 .. Ghostbuster 2 reference!! ... awesome!

[@scizzyboss8701]

Can you even leaf bruh? Can you even hole bruh? AMAZON: WE CAN MAKE A SHOW THATS EXCITING AS A HOLE IN THE WALL! LIKE A BOSS!

[@plaguedoctor415]

There was a show called Hole in the Wall, which was a lot better.

[@mediocreman2]

The mountain moving closer and getting taller between the seasons was hilarious. 😅

[@fistfullofglass]

7:53 wtf is going on with that horseman on the left?

[@Radhaugo108]

Women like hanging out around happy men because they want to teach us a valuable lesson in misery.

[@joelpenley9791]

That Seagal joke!! 😅😅 But then I realized, if they had cast Seagal in this show (maybe as Sauron or Gilgalad) it would have improved the show.