Steven Seagal Movie General Commander Will Destroy Your Faith In Humanity - Worst Movie Ever

General Commander is the awful Steven Seagal movie that is the worst of all time. Seagal puts in absolutely no effort in what ends up being unintentionally hilarious. So bad it's good is the best you can hope for from Steven Seagal anymore.
#stevenseagal #sobaditsgood #badmovies #recap #movierecap

[@SpaceIce]

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[@007Hutchings]

Your voice sounds soooo sore in this video lol

[@hugod2000]

Your Seagal reviews are the funniest thing i have ever seen on You tube

[@nugz1875]

100k SUBS Bro B A S E D !

[@nugz1875]

N this is the 3rd time I watched this one 😆

[@burtharbenson8860]

Me, my brother, my dad, our friends, have become obsessed w your videos man. None of us have laughed this hard in ages

[@imreadydoctor]

getting a death threat by Seagal and just sleeping it off is absolutely hilarious

[@landgabriel]

Unintentional documentary moment.

[@lolasdm6959]

Bruh the this hulking figure simply moving is going to destory your house with an earthquake

[@jamesbutler8821]

Well yeah, wouldnt you? Pretty sure I would hear him coming 1/2 a mile away. My bedside water glass would have those impact tremors like in Jurassic Park. Plus he moves so slow I would feel like I was Matrixing him.

[@MrCamel254]

Well he must've reckoned he'll be fine if he stays on the second floor and cuts the power supply to his stairs lift.

[@jamman7344]

Also very realistic lol

[@nathansharma87]

I hope Steven makes more movies because I'm addicted to these reviews.

[@khalidalali186]

You me both buddy You me both 😅😂

[@TheHailstorm77]

Yeah his reviews are hilarious. F this and STUPid f Ing movie he says things off the wall lol 😂

[@Chronix-]

Well hes got a good 30 or so more to choose from... and I'm sure even at 70 years old seagal still has more in him, he has many legal bills to pay off.

[@TheHailstorm77]

@@Chronix- you forgot he likes to grab actresses butt in live set movies and say it’s part of the act. Not only that, he loves grabbing assistant’s private area in the trailer where there are no witnesses and tell them it’s part of the job interview.

[@apexone5502]

I agree. Thank God Steven has a ton of straight to DVD movies, so we should be good until Steven decides to make more flicks.

[@jedite7503]

These Seagal movie reviews are some of the best riffing on Seagal.

[@nemopouncey3827]

skinny steven segal is still the man. especially when he breaks arm's.

[@gemayeljones248]

Facts 🎯😆😆😆

[@PompeyMagnus487]

Stephen Seagal, the gift that keeps giving.

[@nemopouncey3827]

steven knows his heyday is over but keeps going an going like the energizer bunny. you think he's finished then another movie pop's up.

[@keimahrosalle4797]

Lol

[@felixjones9198]

"Seagull is worried this movie might still be watchable". Best line ever.

[@Talia.777]

😂😂

[@georgejetsonmatson6193]

So they all quit the CIA and work for seagal's "company" then at the end they suddenly work for the CIA again? top notch writing

[@josephbassey1501]

Putting this much thought into this might cost you more braincells than you were ready to loose There's a reason why you switch off your brain before watching shit movies

[@thediaz07]

@@josephbassey1501 LoL its already happening. You said loose instead of lose. Well my brain is lose too..I mean loose.

[@josephbassey1501]

@@thediaz07 quick! Drink some salt sugar solution Maybe it'll stop the quick decline or just watch another Steven seagal movie. If you watch so much stupid shit, your brain will adapt

[@holow3038]

They reconsidered after a few seconds and I cannot complain at it

[@TheAschloh]

Iahet skkabhla stevban see ga

[@yourtrunkrattles4398]

"2 governments in a government" response had me In tears

[@itakedamage]

😂😂😂

[@NstyEN]

DYYYYING!

[@santanu-fr]

Does he mean state governments?

[@flipadavis]

He just found out about the Senate and House of Representatives and really wanted to share this little known fact with his boss.

[@CorporateG0th]

@@santanu-fr he's riding the deep state train

[@smaze1782]

The fact that Seagal actually fell asleep and they didn’t bother to take the time to re-edit the scene is astounding. This is top notch filmmaking right here.

[@owie4070]

Re-editing probably wasn't in the budget 😁😁

[@andyukmonkey]

To be fair he really tried to act in this and that tired him out

[@flahboi]

Can you give me the time stamp for that scene

[@Deadman1000]

@@flahboi 6:01

[@flahboi]

@@Deadman1000 thanks bro

[@bezerkeyturkey8847]

I will be randomly doing something, either working or playing a video game or whatever, and out of nowhere Seagal's voice going, "two governments inside a government" will pop into my head and make me laugh

[@k.a.i1539]

Same lol

[@96kyh]

That's a Deep State doing a Deep Throat.

[@o-m9423]

That just happened to me. I just randomly said it.

[@jackmehoff2363]

Because its the truest thing he ever said...

[@kenzotenma3570]

Laugh while you can bro because we all know it's just a matter of time before Sensei Seagal snatches your mutherfucking birthday!

[@jozseftoth9368]

I laughed so hard my eyes started tearing when the guy went back to sleep after Seagal threatened him😂😂😂 7:28

[@velocilevon]

Honestly, most realistic part of this movie lol

[@purest_evil]

Lol

[@TheHound402]

Also, why does a high-ranking CIA member sleep alone in a twin size bed?!?!

[@Thornspyre81]

@@TheHound402 AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH!!!

[@MikoYotsuya292]

makes it look like Seagal was nothing but a prank caller 🤣

[@Mattastrophic1]

That blonde woman is TOTALLY 100% CORRECT in disbanding Seagal's stupid team. This movie is so bad that it made me side with the soulless agency bureaucrat! 🤣

[@thediaz07]

Lol her voice echoing while Seagal is looking sad/constipated/emotional crippled is awesome.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Harvard Heineken Heart

[@iche9373]

Yes, Seagal's team sucks, I agree, but it doesn't justify any Ableism from you.

[@Mattastrophic1]

@@iche9373 Seagal still pretends he is an invincible martial artist. He's actively trying to deceive you and me. It's more deceptive than other action movies, because Seagal plays the same character in real life. He also enjoys sexually assaulting women and spouting propaganda for authoritarians like Putin and Lukashenko. He gets zero sympathy from me.

[@dans9097]

@@iche9373 To whom/what are you referring? Stupid, emotionally crippled, something that's been deleted/edited?

[@ganeshjain6456]

"Money laundering scheme known as Steven Seagal's movie career" lol, laughed so hard at that 😂🤣

[@dakotasunday8996]

Career *

[@rocketpigrecords3719]

@@dakotasunday8996 *career That's how you act like a proper grammarfuhrer

[@anilanil6250]

Haha 😂

[@dickdiamonds3410]

Ugh....I love carriers

[@ganeshjain6456]

@@dickdiamonds3410 all right, it should have been career, happy.

[@andrewleah1983]

I don’t know if this is true but this is iMDB trivia for this movie: “When producers ran out of money, they offered to pay for Seagal's salary with daily McDonalds meals during shooting and for a full semester after the wrap up party. They only paid for two more months, and Seagal took Martinez to court. The case was settled for an undisclosed amount of Big Macs.”

[@lyndislegion287]

I was unable even after multiple searches to find anything relating to this, so I think it's a hoax. I so want this to be true though so anyone reading this: please, prove me wrong lol

[@darkerdaemon7794]

​@@lyndislegion287 dudes obviously trolling

[@jackmehoff_6ixty9]

⁠​⁠@@lyndislegion287 GOTTTT’EEEEMM‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@feraltaco4783]

This needs to be true.

[@The_ZeroLine]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “General Commander” must almost be the most ludicrously vague + generic title ever.

[@cobretti9332]

I don't know if it's funnier if Seagal's trolling us or if he's serious with these movies

[@jessickalush3305]

He's the most delusional person on the planet, and had no sense of humor. He's dead serious.

[@lunatik3395]

He’s 110% serious. I think a big reason he does this is so he can touch , kiss , and do sex scenes with women that are like 25 years younger then he is

[@jessickalush3305]

@@lunatik3395 You are probably right! He doesn't care about film making, just anything that will cater to his profound ego. Dude's on another planet 😂😂😂😂

[@lunatik3395]

@@jessickalush3305 dude I know 😂😂 It’s actually so bad now he even refuses to remember his own lines , so they literally have to dub a voice over for him in his own movies 😂😂😂 You can’t make this shit up lmao. The guy is like a living meme.

[@caniblmolstr4503]

@@lunatik3395 I started hacking with phlegm after reading this

[@stevenwilson5556]

The scene where Seagal did not move is probably his best acting performance ever.

[@koalabandit9166]

Watching this made me realize that he wouldn't need to be a better actor to make a better movie. He'd make a decent villain, if he wasn't such a moron and was willing to do that.

[@JohnDoe-in9lc]

Seagal - "Real ninjas don't have to move a lot"

[@stevenwilson5556]

@@JohnDoe-in9lc or possibly he did move but it was too fast for us to see.

[@misster490]

@@koalabandit9166 Once he did that on Machete

[@Barzarel]

Actually thought he looked on top of his game, was starting to wonder if he received acting lessons from Uwe Boll for this one.

[@williamponce5907]

"The bad guy realizes he's in a Steve Segal movie, and nothing has to make sense." Had me dying

[@galil_6863]

"Now they arrest them right? Fuck no! They just start executing everyone!" My favorite quote 😂

[@spencerherron5539]

It’s in his inflection, the mix of exasperation and sarcasm.

[@emmanities24]

This movie was filmed in Manila, Philippines. The local news at that time treated Seagal as a "Hollywood Actor" even tho he's not into major mainstream movies anymore. He even had a courtesy call to the Philippine President and the Armed Forces of the Philippines as if he is a foreign Military envoy.

[@Jedzelex]

Seagal is not a "Hollywood actor" anymore. Not since the late 1990's. Nobody in Hollywood hires him to star in actual Hollywood movies. Because nobody wants to work with him. He has an awful reputation with women. And he has physically attacked other actors. Which pretty much got him blacklisted by every major Hollywood studio. Anyway, Seagal finances his own movies. And he makes millions from DVD sales. Because there are millions of boomers (old people) out there who can't get enough of watching that lard-ass Seagal pretending to be good at kicking ass. Despite the fact that its pretty obvious that Seagal is too damn old and out of shape. Anyway, spread the news in your country that Seagal is nothing but a fraud. People need to know that he's nothing but a clown.

[@coops1992]

Well, he is Putin's personal, elite bodyguard :))

[@shaider1982]

yup, looks like it was filmed in the "ber" months.

[@quantumuniversetvinc.6117]

Oof, Philippines... we all know what goes down there with lady boys. Tsk tsk Steven

[@Rizal96able]

@@quantumuniversetvinc.6117 You mean.. Thailand? Because that's what Thailand is known for. Not The Philippines, but.. okay.

[@TheDanggamers]

This somehow manages to look like a high budget and low budget movie at the same time.

[@thevikingsock8527]

High budget :D? Cause of the modern cameras :D???

[@sammyhooligan803]

He never knew how to make a good movie. Probably because he told everyone he's in charge. After that, they let him try doing his movies without help, and eventually every movie he made was a complete idiotic flop, in my opinion.

[@lamehomer]

@@sammyhooligan803 you just summed seagal up in that single sentence

[@sammyhooligan803]

@@lamehomer yea, it's basically that I've never watched a full movie of his, maybe 5-10 minutes at the most. Back when his movies were advertised or at Walk in theaters during the first showings etc, there was always other options and chose the other than segal movie for some reason, he didn't seem like a talented actor from small clips I'd seen in past. I definitely love action packed movies, Stallone, Norris, jcvd, swartzenjager, but of course those actors were extremely talented.

[@jdagreat4595]

😭 like making koolaid with Off brand sugar

[@xser4321]

The budget on this movie was 12 million. Someone laundered A LOT of money here....

[@maxk880]

I think they lost all the money on Thai and Cambodian hookers (Seagal lost it)

[@raymason9907]

Black Dynamite had a budget of just under 3 million, and that was so much better. Then again, this is a Segal movie

[@The_ZeroLine]

@@raymason9907There are good movies that have been made for under a million. $12m is beyond hilariously, insanely ridiculous when you consider there was no one famous, no US shooting locations, cheap special fx that could literally be done in one day and royalty free music. That’s basically it. You can hire an editor for this type of movie for a few thousand bucks or even nothing if some Eastern European editor is looking to build a CV.

[@Bigedub101]

Or for School Girls

[@The_ZeroLine]

@@Bigedub101 Yum

[@ChannelUmptyThree]

3:20 doctor here. I hate to say it, but that part isn't BS. Cleaning the chest with Iodine isn't to prevent infection, it serves to prevent microganisms from the skin contaminating the heart during removal. But since he isn't in scrubs or covering his hair or in a sterile field, the contamination is basically guaranteed anyway... but hey, whatever... back to the movie

[@hunterbidenscrackdealer3753]

Cool story bro..

[@dylanvinita1401]

You fool.... No it f***ing does not.

[@rashidmartialarts9513]

LOL at the part where seagal apparently slept in the chair

[@darreng8256]

🤣

[@Mattastrophic1]

The lunch buffet opened and it was chicken wing day. They saw that Seagal fell asleep in his chair so they all left quietly, one at a time, so they didn't wake him. That's the only way they'd have a chance at getting lunch before he demolished the spread!

[@johnnyappleseed68]

oh my God! That part had me pissing my pants. I liked when the narrator suggested that the actor thought he was in another movie. lol

[@surendransuppiah]

Amd none of them realised it....

[@RazielBR]

I'm sure Seagal thought that his complete STILLNESS during the shot was a show of his acting skills

[@cwhitney1972]

Surprised you didn't comment on how they squished the aspect ratio on all of Seagal's interior scenes in an attempt to hide how fat he is. Instead, he has a head with roughly the proportions of a butternut squash.

[@eightosaurusspelunk1598]

lolololol

[@PompeyMagnus487]

This is the most hilarious thing I read all day.

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

They did that in A Good Man too. There are shots where the female lead looks like Slenderman's sister as a result.

[@GabeJ07]

"This country, that betrayed me sooo much..is why i feel betrayed..." impeccable writing😂

[@appletree6741]

Seagal discovered the concept of cause and effect. “I had a big meal that made my stomach full. This is why I’m feeling full”

[@amjidali588]

Amazing writing

[@f00rplay]

Written by Kamala Harris

[@Lyendith]

"Everyone betrayed me, I fed up with this wurld!"

[@saysomestuff]

That whole scene just sounds like Bert Kreischer making shit up in a podcast lol

[@Charliehund100]

These Space Ice videos are some of the greatest mood lifters in the history of time. The bit about the guy going back to sleep after receiving the death threat was absolute fire. Well done, good sir!

[@GDEE6]

I can't believe I just came across this channel.. I don't think I heard the name Steven Seagal in over a decade, and it reminded me of how bad his movies really were lol this channel is gold.

[@BuR70N]

The part with the guy who puts iodine on the guys chest when they’re just going to straight cut is heart out and kill him anyway had me crying for a couple minutes - how was this film even made ??😂😂

[@LizardSkin]

💀 scrolled way too far to find this comment

[@mastacraft]

@@LizardSkin haha same fml

[@MrDaveJustice]

Also why is the "surgeon" wearing a mask lol he doesn't need to worry about bacteria from his mouth entering the open wound

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@MrDaveJustice But he could sneeze on the heart. Gotta keep your product clean if you want returning customers.

[@WhatIsSanity]

Even stupider than that cutting the heart out of a living person with blood pressure will cause a massive mess. Everyone in the room would be sprayed with blood. No way you could see what you're doing when the entire chest cavity fills with blood in seconds after cutting through the first artery.

[@jordanstone9588]

As a VFX artist, I love the shot at 8:17 where they didn't even bother to composite anything into the top-right screen. They just left it with the green screen and tracking markers. Brilliant filmmaking skillz.

[@Kh3mist_]

Didn’t even notice this the first time around but that’s hilarious 😂

[@jquest99]

No, no, no. You don't understand. They did DEEP research and they found that intelligence agencies always leave one screen green and with tracking markers in order to calibrate the HUD that's built into the agent's special contact lenses. Segal movies are just SO authentic, it actually throws people off.

[@Ironman1o1]

I'd notice that in any other movie, but there's just a baseline of shit in Seagal movies that it looked completely like it should have been there.

[@caronstout354]

That's a shout out to the SFX fans...

[@PygmalionFaciebat]

To be fair , the minimal amount they paid for the VFX-guy its almost a miracle, that he even made something like this. They probably paid him a burger or a beer ;) - and he just wanted to try out some photoshop after effects, or something ;)

[@gvetech]

Dude keep these coming, your commentary on these shitty movies is gold. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheHailstorm77]

Well if Segal keeps sleeping on the job and has a Big Mac on the side why not?

[@Double21Stuffed]

He’s literally the same character in every movie 😂😂

[@maxk880]

He's the rock but in a way more fucked up and weird manner

[@marloyorkrodriguez9975]

​@maxk880 well at least the Rock can take hits or at the very least take funny and demeaning roles unlike sensei fat walrus.

[@zoltanember6353]

I actually feel sorry for the actresses and actors in these movies. Having a role in a seagal -movie is probably one of the most humiliating, emberrassing thing that can happen to a human being.

[@azhiaziam0717]

Lol, yes, those other actors and actresses were forced at gunpoint with their families held hostage. They didn't get a script, read it, accept the part, and then willingly sign a contract or anything.

[@jimigrill]

And probably a career killer.

[@xSabinx1]

Pays the bills dude

[@timothymorrell4754]

@@azhiaziam0717 Steven Seagal threatened to kill their mother and dog if they didn't take the roles

[@stefan2566]

@@timothymorrell4754 but most of them turn of the light and just sleeping over it

[@KatsudonArt]

Eyyyyy. I was on the set of this movie. They used my motorcycle - a Royal Enfield to be Mica Javier's main mode of transport. I gotta say, the car explosion at the bridge was fun and confusing. I remember looking away when the thing decided to explode. The button was pressed but the explosion came in late lol. The bomb experts are baffled by it ahahaha. I remember seeing Seagal in real life and most of the time "he" is on screen it was actually the double, and the final bridge scene at Jones Bridge, Manila, he got out the car, do some shenanigans with some blades, pretend to stab the guy and walk away so he could catch his breath. His body double wears a fake belly! ahahahah btw, the warehouse scene/setting is where we all hang out when they're not using it lol I was in the set for more than 8 hours a day so they can roll the camera on my motorcycle for 5-10 seconds. Still got paid though, so the time I spent bored on the set is worth it hehe. One thing I really hate is when I specifically told Mica not to put her helmet over my tank as it could scratch it and she did not only put her helmet over it. she slammed the helmet over it. I guess the scratch marks are now her "autograph". They also removed my DGR moustache sticker on the headlight and THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO DO THAT! The camera didn't even show my bike's headlight! Just google Mica Javier General Commander and the first photo you'll see her in a motorcycle was my bike. that scene in the photo is in a hotel in BGC where we get to spend most of the time staring at Seagal's double and hear him mumble over a glass of whiskey. Another true story. While the crew is setting up the car to flip over at the bridge and some actor name Jai or something catch his breath from countless retake in his running and shooting at an imaginary helicopter scene, a motorcycle came rushing in to middle of the set, there is the driver and the passenger - no helmets, barefooted. What they didn't know is that the whole of Jones Bridge and the vicinity is closed to the public and the police is in every entrance and exit. The rider and his passenger were apprehended when they arrived at the end of the bridge and saw us, and the camera crew hanging out, and ton of police who were standing and ready on the roadblock. turns out, the motorcycle they're riding is stolen. That was the first time I saw a real cop draw out his gun from his holster. There were about 20 of them there. the thief almost got away if not with one police who fire a warning shot.

[@matthewfrancis-hogg1386]

Thanks for sharing

[@baaiiimmmm]

man, that was wild

[@whcw11]

Man, I hope they reimbursed you for those tank scratches. This is not one of those movies where you'd be honored to have your bike scratched from its production, haha.

[@KatsudonArt]

@@whcw11 hahah they didn't!

[@exodus1759]

A thief on a stolen motorbike riding through a movie set sounds way more interesting than the entire plot of General Commander

[@itscalamari7571]

“Two governments inside a government “ -Steven Seagal

[@Mister_Clean]

"How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?"

[@mr.F.Castle]

Its sad when people just get that way.

[@zedfender9423]

@@Mister_Clean my brain just melted.👌

[@Ruosteinenknight]

So, he means there are three governments in total?

[@mr.F.Castle]

@@Ruosteinenknight trying to make sense of crazy talk.

[@lensofthenorth42]

"unable to hit the morbidly obese man standing in front of him" I laughed so hard at that.. Seagal's movies are just next level lol. In order for this scene to happen the movie requires you to believe that someone would be stupid enough to try to take a few guys armed with guns with a knife, and that said guys would let one of em fight him up close instead of shooting him lol.

[@Dan-di9jd]

Even worse, the movie wants you to believe he's trying to run away, decides to come back, and decides to put down his gun, and somehow has trouble hitting a morbidly obese man who is lethargic and breathing through his mouth as bending over is difficult.

[@raymason9907]

Remember. Seagal is a master of Bullshito.

[@thebigblippity5221]

I’m actually very surprised Seagal let someone else shoot the helicopter down.. usually only he gets to make the big moves

[@blondebomber-rb4ky]

Too hard to shoot missiles while sitting in a chair

[@colonelkurtz2269]

We all know those 9mm rounds did most of the damage. The RPG was not really needed.

[@maler8429]

upvote this shit ahahahah

[@scottwebb4722]

at least the helicopter didn't get shot down with a handgun like some Time Crisis crap!

[@systemoverlrd]

@@scottwebb4722 time crisis 😂

[@SPRVLN27]

Just stumbled across this channel yesterday. These videos are absolutely hilarious, especially the Seagal ones. This channel deserves far, far more subscribers.

[@timothyaldrich83]

I can’t express enough how grateful I am for the Steven Seagal movie recaps. I laugh so loudly that my dog comes to see if I’m ok. Please keep them coming!

[@violet6991]

Dogs are the best aren’t they😊 even while laughing that indicates you’re not in any sort of bother they pop in anyway like ‘you good?’ Love em🙈😂

[@dansc86]

heheheheh

[@ericg4915]

What's even funnier is I know of people who would gladly actually watch this movie

[@Meyer715]

My Labrador did the same, ended up laying on the floor by my side for two episodes. Best regards

[@Maintenance_Mark]

I've been listening to them at work and people see me laughing my ass off. They think I'm weird. They are right 👍

[@jessegriffin9]

5:57 Seagal falling asleep during filming is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

[@timreeves7963]

I feel so bad for the rest of the cast in these disasters. This is really worse than dinner theater or doing commercials. You can tell they are so embarrassed to be there. Like this is the best their agents can do?

[@francisralte4194]

They might be thinking their acting career has finally kick started since theyre working with a well- known hollywood movie star..

[@AndJusticeForMe]

A paycheck is a paycheck.

[@AnEnemySpy456]

If you can get work you take it. A career making shitty vehicles for faded action stars is still better than what most actors can hope for.

[@sammyhooligan803]

Yea, I think the actors and actresses were thinking about how bad the situations were while working but, did anyway because they're getting paid anyway. Just My opinion.

[@randomness4989]

bills aint gonna pay itself

[@rippski9826]

"you're cutting his heart out you idiot! why are you worried about him getting an infection?" had me rolling! 🤣

[@jquest99]

I HIGHLY doubt that they were thinking about this, but they would want to make sure that the heart doesn't get infected when it's getting pulled out of the body.

[@rippski9826]

@@jquest99 yeah I know... but his reaction was hilarious!

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

@@jquest99 That's what *I* was going with. But, I didn't want to give an SS movie any credit for any undeserved logic.

[@powerofme7144]

Would they use a retractor to spread his chest open?

[@sethlangston181]

Seagal is probably thinking, "I guess it's just the kind of thing surgeons do. I don't understand this sh*t"

[@doublep1980]

Seagull calls himself ''General Commander'', because ''Admiral General'', was already taken by Sasha Baron Cohen's ''The Dictator''.

[@agdgdgwngo]

He's now working on "Comrade General"

[@_wanted_outlaw3007]

@@agdgdgwngo general comrade general.

[@jeremybrown9611]

Nah now he's the Specific General Minimal General

[@rossgriffin5703]

His real Surname is Goldberger.

[@kre_dopeprod.3766]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKammZWLec98jpo he is dumb ape and terrorists abetto

[@danrodrigues3531]

'Fuck it, nobody's still watching this movie anyway' Siskel and Ebert couldn't have said it better.

[@rolfagten857]

For the past 22 years, Steven Seagal has only made Comedy movies. Just a problem he doesn't know it yet! The title of his new 2025 movie will be: "Meatball Operation Green Beret"

[@rsl6767]

He's a legend in his own mind 🤡

[@moneybagz7700]

When he said Seagal didn’t move because he probably fell asleep I cried for 2 minutes 😭😭

[@TuriyanGold]

Literally tears are flowing from my eyes which is rare.

[@hdofu]

I was surprised he hadn’t had a heart attack

[@jquest99]

@@TuriyanGold Well, watching Segal movies WILL turn you into the same emotionless stumps as the actors in the movies.

[@michaosiecki4419]

I like how at the knife fight he uses a ghurka knife and still somehow manages to stab the guy with it. Not to mention a knife fight where you use a knife like a sword which is absurd

[@MrSoumyaBanerjee]

I doubt whether seagull can differentiate knives from swords, in any case.

[@MICHAELTUMANGDAY]

Took inspiration from Resident evil 4 probably

[@cooperchance7720]

@@MICHAELTUMANGDAYThat moment when you could be playing RE4 instead of watching this crap

[@frostb1041]

Steve's Goatee alone is pure comedy

[@Sand-Walker13]

It's so bad lol

[@stevenbreach2561]

And that's before you look at that dodgy hairline!

[@cherokeeconcrete1986]

@@capablanc 😅😅

[@matthenry8393]

"Entenmann's donut goatee"

[@leoargent4206]

Probably thinks it covers up his multiple chins.

[@RatFacedJasper]

To be fair, it happens so often that now I can't even to get to sleep without first recieving a threatening phone call stemming from a failed assassination attempt.

[@playdudesss642]

Dude , the way you explained every scene … I’m laughing to the core.. and people in my family think I have gone crazy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@iche9373]

Your statement just reveals your ableist nature

[@shaunpenne1840]

"Read the room, Bro. We're all emotionless tree stumps here!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant!!!

[@valaxius]

Man this guy really has it out for Steven Seagal lmao

[@ax3226]

No his films are horse 💩

[@apurugganan]

"This time... *its personal* (then he grabs another Seagal DVD)

[@93Beefcake]

Easy target to pick on Nobody likes the guy so we can all jump on the hate train together

[@malafakka8530]

@@93Beefcake I know people who like his movies....and they are family 🤣😭

[@karldicker1702]

@@malafakka8530 I do like a small selection of his movies.

[@xodius80]

I was fighting depression over the years, life had a tight grip on me, I often felt like oxygen left my lungs everytime i tried to breath, the pandemic made a lot of changes in my life, the inflation, even my wife departed from my side as I struggle to keep it together, some friends came for aid at times, but my ambition and lack of determination polluted the air between us, fridge was almost always empty, grey Beard hairs started to show, job applications denied, i was truly lost, and then this review comes up and changed my life, nothing can't be as bad as this movie, my will to live is restored.

[@rosselliswilkinson]

Steven Seagal has saved many lives with his brilliance and wisdom

[@zimbu_]

If Seagal can find funding and other actors for his movies, then truly anything is possible in life.

[@chriscavanagh9706]

If not a joke, glad ur feeling better bud. Amazing how such horror restores ones faith in life

[@robertr.9419]

Thank Goodness for Space Ice and Life Alert.

[@adude9882]

Keep up the good fight brother. You deserve to feel like a winner. No matter what monumental screw ups you have been involved in they shrink to insignificance compared to the abomination of desolation that is the movie output of this serial dreck merchant. Log may Space Ice serve the cause of humanity at large by highlighting the fate of those who lose sight of their own absurdity. I truly believe that Seagal's career was allowed by God as a warning to us all.

[@raphaelcalado4335]

The initial 5 minutes of this video is just genius comedy and delivery. The remark about the iodine and the precation for the victim don't get a infection when they are taking his heart off is amazing. This channel is pure gold!

[@tencido]

The iodine scrub would actually help prevent procedure related contamination of the donor heart. It needs to be transplanted after all. They got one part right. Credit where credit is due :)

[@user-yh7oi5my8w]

This films budget- $12,000,000 What it made in the box office- $69,000

[@benbennit]

Seagal walked away from his investor with a cool $5 mill. Business plan... REVENGE!

[@Stoic_grimace]

hooray for tax write offs and other financial fuckery

[@jordanwhite352]

69..NICE

[@aaronswink8554]

Step 1: Make Movie Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit!!! (not provided by Eastern European/Russian backers...wink...wink!)

[@JIMJAMSC]

If you look at who Seagal was involved with, talking some shady crime families and bosses, profit wasn't why these cookie cutter movies were made. It's good old money laundering where "they" can have some reason how they got their money. All cost are inflated like Seagal's ego and all services/ makers/film/actors are, bingo... owned by them.

[@patrickh619]

I just realized Steven's movies are so deep that most of us, normal people, can never be able cope with nor comprehend.

[@alexander1055]

Speak for yourself.

[@LIONTAMER3D]

The "two governments inside a government" was legitimately incomprehensible; government Turduckhen is all I got...

[@travislee9662]

@@LIONTAMER3D government Turduckhen lol

[@LIONTAMER3D]

@@travislee9662 if it's "two governments inside a government" then that's 3 governments, 2 inside of 1; 3 total. Turduckhen is the only conceivable reference here, there's nothing like that in any other context & you can't tell me Seagal has never heard of Turduckhen; the fk he hasn't.

[@travislee9662]

@@LIONTAMER3D yeah he’s definitely putting away a Turduckhen on Thanksgiving🦃🦆🐓

[@eloquentblack]

That feeling when a video criticizing a movie gets a higher score on rotten tomatoes than the actual movie

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@discingaround]

Steven Seagal is a hybrid between a serious, non-satirical Michael Scott and Kung Fu Panda. Really surprised nobody has approached him for a live action Kung Fu Panda role, there's nobody better for the role.

[@SergeantFknLag]

I wonder how many breaks they had to do for the action scenes because seagal would constantly run out of breath from standing up

[@DRichards705]

This whole thing had me laughing. I didn't realize just what a comedic genius Seagal was before this.

[@henrlima87]

Seagal is the ultimate troll. Hasnt left character once in over 30 years.

[@epoxy1710]

​@@henrlima87 I like his movies after 2003 the best because they are stupid/fun😂

[@mongoltyrant7871]

Seagal gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "I'm sitting this one out".

[@johndoe8785]

I can't tell you how happy I am now that I've found this channel. Freaking epic commentary.

[@mikrophone8499]

That surgeon putting iodine before trying to take out the heart is hilarious. Why is he even doing that when the person will die anyway.

[@NitpickingNerd]

Force of habbit i guess

[@heavycurrent7462]

Not habit, just plain stupidity. You only form habit doing the same thing to the same object, like driving a car. You don't accidentally shave a woman's head bald as a barber, for example. Surgery requires you to be fully alert while performing it, not running in auto pilot in a trance jerking out muscle memory, that's insanely stupid

[@apurugganan]

@@NitpickingNerd It's his lucky knife I guess

[@iambones3279]

Cuz it's a seagal movie

[@KingSargaroth]

Be glad they didn't let a "Get well soon" balloon on his hand

[@GoldenChildBH]

"This whole thing, is never brought up againnnn" that kills me every time

[@brokenalice218]

He fell asleep and nobody noticed for sure.

[@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689]

One great thing about bad movies are those critics/parodies. Not only you saved us from watching the crappy movie but also provided us with a good laugh 😂. I thank you sincerely for your work

[@philsonslament9955]

Rubbing iodine on his chest😂😂😂😂I’ve literally been laughing for 3 minutes straight

[@AlexandreMarzullo]

A career made of unwatchable movies, what a legend

[@Stash_box]

Under Siege was pretty good

[@wheresmycheese8511]

Hard to kill and above the law were good

[@AjaychinuShah]

@@Stash_box That's because it's a true story esp. the girl who jumps out of the large cake and goes back inside all on a Battleship because Jesus isn't there to protect her.

[@TR33ZY_CRTM]

And it's all funded for by the Russian Mafia

[@yourmum69_420]

@@wheresmycheese8511 lmao no

[@qanondon2100]

5:55 😂😂😂 he literally falls asleep in the scene 🤡

[@donmcdouglas5017]

grandpa nap

[@sethlangston181]

He got bored in an interrogation scene that he wrote himself 🤣

[@Dan-di9jd]

I feel like that scene where they’re in the room where Seagal fell asleep is a real scene but they edited out what it was for. This was the actors and actresses first day on the set and they just discovered they were casted for a Seagal movie and many of them sobbed as they realize they’ve been lied to and their careers over before it even started.

[@Sum-Ting-Wong71]

Him asleep in the chair was the best acting he's ever done. They probably cut the scene short when he farted in his sleep.

[@otisyoungblood]

I had an uncle who would've loved this movie he was into straight to video movies, Rip Uncle Frank 🙏

[@TheHomelessDreamer]

I appreciate the sentiment, nephew, but I am not dead... yet.

[@jz5153]

5:55 obviously they noticed, but that was best acting they could get from him

[@TheDarkness1020]

"We're all here to see how terrible and lazy the action scenes are... and SEAGAL DOES NOT DISAPPOINT." Lmao omg dude.

[@Diego-zz1df]

"Why is it called general commander?" "Yes."

[@jeffsilverman6104]

I can only watch one of your vids a day, because my chest hurts from laughing too much. Bravo, these are exactly what I've been needing. I want you to narrate my life story at my memorial.

[@spencerherron5539]

The owner of the heart is still alive… why?! 😂

[@bdl2546]

This is seagals casablanca

[@CV-zu7sf]

The problem with Seagal is that he takes himself too seriously.

[@19ate4]

I believe he is a master level troll 70 years old and obese, and still in character after 30 years

[@Dan-di9jd]

It would work if he actually looked the part. I think if he lost a lot of his excess weight he would do pretty well with these movies.

[@pinkyblinders7352]

Yes and he doesnt have the range, the agility, personality, likeability, relatability, appearance or any ability really. Just a fat head full of delusions.

[@powerofme7144]

@@Dan-di9jdThen he hears Space Ice’s voice as his own: “Aww **** it. Who cares? No ones watching anyway.”

[@cobraalaniz149]

There was a time I admired and respected Steven Seagal but then I found out so many things about him, heard his interviews with his responses and I see the man he is today and I can honestly say the respect is out the door. Then I saw an interview with John Leguizamo and for those that know what happened on the set of the movie called executive decision yeah

[@thediaz07]

Bro he's literally a shit human being...look up all the stunt men and actors he's hurt..women he's assaulted and times he's bashed America..the last part was recent..look it up, he's pro Russia/Putin.

[@swissmilitischristilxxii3691]

Seagal is still a megastar, a living god, in Russia and eastern Europe.

[@thediaz07]

@@swissmilitischristilxxii3691 along with Hulk Hogan, Pee wee Herman and Pauly Shore.

[@knkaitlog]

Dude cant even act. He just looks tough

[@impendingdoom385]

@@thediaz07 LMAO at this comment!

[@mystery5719]

The guy just slept off Seagal's threat like it was not a big deal 😂😂😂

[@scarah3127]

segals insane old many rants are unintentionally hilarious

[@GORILLABREATH1]

he's really a modern day philosopher..dont be a HATER !

[@iche9373]

Your statement just reveals your ableist nature

[@grido1004]

The knife waving at each other had me dying 🤣 💀

[@ken_kaniff246]

I've always wondered how and why Seagal is able to continue making these movies but this is why. Thank you sir!

[@NemesiFPV]

at firts he was literally used by a mafia group for money laundering, the channel "Goldenbell Training" has done a really nice 30 min video recapping his career if you are interested

[@JDA2185]

Pretty much everything Seagal made since 2001's Exit Wounds was a hilarious embarrassment... 😂😂But not just simple embarrassments. They were always (and continue to be) one embarrassment bigger than the previous... :😂😂😂

[@davidgarner7948]

Who knew we needed a whole channel to dump on Segal? Yet ive watched all these videos multiple times.

[@edgarp66]

“One of them remembers they have a rocket launcher in the back” Holy shit that was hilarious!😂

[@matthewmccoy7437]

jesus christ that speech at the beginning… i have no idea how that lady with the yes/no question kept a straight face through that entire thing. she earned whatever Seagal was paying her because i would’ve burst out laughing

[@sumitd500]

Ya it was very deep...government stuff..didn't get it💭

[@tonyennis1787]

She probably filmed her scene without Segal in the room - he was at the craft table. So some stagehand was reading newspaper articles and she was just nodding her head. Then they edited in Seagull's inane rant.

[@nathanielhaberle638]

10 minutes into the movie and this guy getting hit in the nuts is the smartest thing that has happened.

[@LAIRDO-]

Nowadays, I've just gotten into the habit of liking all of Space Ice's videos...before they even start. I hit the like button while watching the first ad.

[@ElysiarunsCO5280]

This was easily the most entertaining movie I've watched in a long time. My stomach hurt so bad but it was worth it. I was rolling for three-quarters of the movie. Funniest film I've seen in over a decade. 10/10

[@AlexMartinez-fo5vy]

Your movie reviews are a lot more entertaining than watching any Steven Seagal movie 🎬

[@daronmann7159]

Seagal should do a movie sometime where he plays some CIA "special ops" guy.

[@NitpickingNerd]

Or play a cook. Who is secretly former special ops guy

[@Gyrbae]

Or a male gigolo. Who is secretely former special ops guy

[@Pokeringo]

Or a Yale professor. Who is secretly former special ops guy.

[@sharpfalcon6196]

@@Pokeringo He already did that.

[@binarydark4811]

4:56 look at that fucking silencer

[@pancytryna9378]

Bloody hell

[@StoneAgedQ]

If I were still 8 years old this movie would have blown me away

[@saysomestuff]

"but forget that too because they do know where he is. He's at home" OMFG I'm dying laughing.

[@albertol9654]

5:37 This guy thinks he is in completely different movie 😭

[@ravenclangaming]

Bro I legit came here for the commentary but stayed for the comments. These seagull roasts are top tier.

[@jessickalush3305]

So far, during my binge watching these today, I've choked several times on my vape, water and spaghetti. My esophagus is on fire 😂😂😂😂😂

[@josephbassey1501]

Vape, water n spaghetti, Trying to figure out how these components blend together You seem like you'd be a blended character playing yourself in the next Steven seagal movie so get ready

[@aarons6935]

Imagine thinking vaping is any healthier than smoking 🤣

[@jessickalush3305]

@@aarons6935 Imagine thinking I vape because I think it's healthier.

[@aarons6935]

@@jessickalush3305 Did i imply that's specifically the reason you vape? Best not to make assumptions.

[@jessickalush3305]

@@aarons6935 that's exactly the implication

[@carlmagrath6389]

And I always thought Seagull was a serious actor, boy, was I wrong

[@palanoolho]

Never cared about Seagull movies, but I tought the same as you of him, until I found this channel.

[@HuyGaming96]

Seagull sucks lmao. His movies are always low budget

[@j.zuberi]

USED to be. But that time has LONG passed.

[@PapunaOfficial]

2 3 early movies are fine

[@Gyrbae]

The only thing serious about Segal is his cholesterol levels.

[@00ghostcobra]

Who in the hell is funding all of this garbage? Is Seagal paying for this mess out of his own pocket? If so, who is even buying this?? How in the hell are these things even profitable? I have so many questions.

[@TheodoreLeeAuthor]

I’m not going to lie, this makes me really want to watch a Steven Seagal movie.

[@marcusgoods28]

Anyone notice he shoots the rocket and then it's still in the rpg

[@tomrick9462]

Good catch. Did not see that.