Wesley Snipes Blade 2 Is So Good You'll Never Pay Taxes Again - Best Movie Ever

[@SpaceIce]

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[@officialpublicenemy]

Can you do Requiem for a Dream, Universal Soldier, Equilibrium, Jurassic Park.. PPLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSEE!!!

[@banishedbr]

no taxes ?! so you mean blade 2 is comunism !

[@omizj6951]

Hey! Don’t clown my dude Ron Pearlman bro! That’s my guy.

[@alonelypotato2788]

pls do steve seagall "Lawman"

[@revoktorment440]

How have you not done The Matrix yet? The matrix, is the Keanu Reeves movie where nothing is real, so fuck it.

[@kevint1719]

"We've just hit the minimum amount of story to legally be called a movie". And that was a a rare treat in early 2000s action cinema.

[@Shiestey]

Who needs story when you have explosions?

[@JamusChristus]

Can we discuss that swordfight/squaredance? It wasn't touched upon adequately.

[@M_reapr]

A lot of 2000s movies usually suffered from exposition dumps lol

[@lordhorrorshow]

just the way we liked it...

[@leggoentertainment2947]

​@@JamusChristusright?! The first CGI fight that actually looked (semi) real/weighted.

[@Princip666]

As Czech, I can confirm our postal service is no fcking joke and random ninjas are the least scary part of it.

[@mareksaltberg1484]

❤

[@guilherme5094]

👍👍!!!

[@hardlinerjay]

Yes, it makes sense that ninjas deliver our mail, bcs i havent seen a mailman for a long time....

[@jackdorseysdisappointedfather]

Dont know why that was the joke to make me lol but it was.🤷‍♂️😂

[@Koujujutsu]

All the f-ery involved with Space Ice, aal his vids and fans...! 🤣🤣🤣 Best thing ever.

[@stormsigma]

Man, Wesley Snipes in his prime was one of the best action stars on the planet. These movies were fucking fantastic, all around.

[@Nick_Nightingale]

Blade 1 & 2. 3 not so much.

[@johncook9392]

Snipes should have been up there w/ Stallone and Arnold... Granted I would say Blade 1 and 2 are better than pretty much all Stallone movies, except maybe Rocky. Arnold though, I would say Predator and Terminator 1 and 2 are better. Wouldn't argue if someone disagreed about Predator though.

[@sinephase]

IKR? I get the feeling he pissed off the wrong exec and they labeled him as "difficult to work with" because he had standards

[@vicmartinez1862]

Personally I thoroughly enjoyed the blade trilogy

[@colinsilver1041]

We pretend like Blade 3 doesn't exist.

[@Floodsye]

Every video is a non-stop assault on Seagal's looks, personality, and acting skills. And I love it.

[@handygohst]

And he deserved it.

[@csmemarketing]

Also his running style. Precious!!!

[@azombie8mybaby]

Kinda like an all you can eat buffet.

[@shlepad]

Steven Seagal makes it into every movie, doesn't he.

[@nomadic98]

Don't forget about his infinite amount of body doubles as well.

[@docc19]

And the Jean Claude Van Damme dance scene

[@xbigwormx]

Won't be a Space Ice vid without a Steven Seagal name drop.

[@gapsule2326]

Seagal is just that big...

[@parsoniareigns]

Fraid so.

[@ControlAllDa1337]

As a Brit I'd like to formally apologize for what we tried to do to Wesley Snipes in this documentary

[@eRasedXem]

Real talk

[@skylined5534]

He knew the risks!

[@JamusChristus]

Don't worry. He got you back

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

It is okay you guys gave us Red Dwarf and British motorcycles plus London dry gin

[@abdou.the.heretic]

We'll accept your apology if you just stop talking about the f*peep*ing royal family.

[@shortssportsw]

"Vampire Hunters hunting vampire vampires with vampire hunting vampire hunters" Man i love this channel

[@daneliemgaming]

Literally the only comment I was looking for 😂😂😂

[@gvetech]

Spot on!

[@XBladeG]

Even more mind blowing than the dude disguised as another dude pretending to be another dude.

[@leedawson8438]

Blade 2 is an absolutely incredible movie, one of the best sequels ever. Who ever thought of crossing Guillermo del Toro with Wesley Snipes was a genius

[@Armand358]

Wait, did Guilherme del Toro directed it? Holy shit, 20 years later and learning things.

[@parsoniareigns]

And Ron Perlman. Now I get Hellboy 2. Bros lead in it too.

[@yeahnaaa292]

BLADE movie was the genesis of the entire MCU movie franchise. Snipes was so badass on screen BUT a GIGAD!CK IRL. Wish it wasn't so. Would have loved for SNIPES'S 'BLADE' to have been a part of the MCU. HE ROCKS...BUT sucks. Damn.

[@patrickswayze3086]

@yeahnaaa292 snipes rules irl too

[@imyoursuperbeast8220]

I'd like to think Demolition Man was a precursor for Snipes

[@BG.........]

Damn. Daryl before the zombie apocalypse was already killing vampires. Truly a badass.

[@protoroc]

Well this is his origin.

[@JamusChristus]

Don't forget that he cut his teeth (nice turn of phrase if I may say so) by killing Russian and Italian mobsters, as well as a Jewish, pornstar rapist, with the help of his Irish twin brother: Powder, and the gay, Green Goblin. Quite the resume.

[@swanclipper]

you realise he's a Boondock saint, Right?

[@SeenGod]

he’s on Easy Street..

[@MCMGM86]

@@JamusChristusIrish twin brother Powder 😹

[@JamesLibrary]

“Gal Ghetto” is the best thing I’ve heard all week!

[@dzisonline]

Lol, I didn't get it until this comment.

[@LowTierPancakes]

Calling Donny Yen "the poor man's Jackie Chan" made me spit my drink out. So much wrong with that line though 😂

[@pbarany]

You saved me the comment. Donnie is the gourmet people's Jackie Chan.

[@caio3568]

The "we have Jackie Chan at home" guy, lmao

[@crushert]

They're both pretty great if you're into martial arts movies.

[@billybigstones6134]

@@crushertnot even close lol donnie is a drug abuser and a womanizer

[@yomanwtfisthisshit]

Donnie is a treasure and ironically one of the few HK movie stars that never copy Jackies approach to make it. Both legends for different reasons!

[@andystegall7407]

I always laughed how all other vampires die screaming horribly in sunlight but what's her face just kind of beautifully flakes away

[@GarionDAdkins]

"Gal Ghetto" snuck up on me and made me actually laugh out loud.

[@jdwatson5807]

Right? I almost missed it. Really clever.

[@retroman1990]

My sides are still hurting from laughing at that one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thathandsomedevil0828]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@thefallensoul9945]

"All Snipes can think about is that incredible Kool-Aid!" Took me out!! 😂😂😂😂

[@prxnceanime6335]

*Never gonna see that scene the same again* 😭😭

[@Aaron-fl2iv]

"All hopped up on cherry goodness." Oh, YEAH!

[@fryydcamel]

Well done. “A routine 80 ft. Sub machine gun swan dive, into motorcycle bull-fighting. And capped off with the old stick in the spokes trick.” Had me laughing so hard 😂

[@thatonethere265]

I love that too 80ft swan dive like it's nothing..😅😅😅

[@davidsummer8631]

As a Brit I can confirm that we cant refuse Marmite body spray

[@markyishere1]

I hate it..

[@isfbuster6733]

​@@markyishere1i love it.. Apparently they're the only 2 correct answers

[@skylined5534]

​@@isfbuster6733 Meh, I'm in the middle. HERESY!

[@isfbuster6733]

@@skylined5534 😂 😂

[@1BlackLamb]

Nomak was a great villain, was really rooting for him

[@lyndonfair9850]

He was to powerful

[@skylined5534]

Same. I really wanted him to somehow make it out alive. I absolutely love the scene where they're about to exsanguinate Novak in the 'clinic' and he's 'crying' only to reveal he's revelling in what he's about to do to them 😂

[@theelder4797]

​@@lyndonfair9850Villains are almost always overpowered so the victory is greater.

[@andrewleah1983]

@@theelder4797Unless they meet Rey Palpatine.

[@theelder4797]

@@andrewleah1983 Oh, she's from trilogy of bad fan fiction movies, huh?

[@JAmonOfficial]

Blade can evade blades, guns, stakes, sunlight ... but can't evade the IRS

[@parsoniareigns]

Who can?😂

[@itrorev]

I don't know why we never just send them after vampires.

[@ahuras238]

That's why he had to get that stripping job in london. He had to pay off his irs debt.

[@Parocha]

Even The Joker fears the IRS 😂

[@TaddiestMason]

They owed him money and he was actually not in the wrong on that. Whoops.

[@wingedhussar5528]

And Ron Pearlman, who somehow found a way to be even uglier. That line had me rolling.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Ron Perlman has never been a sexbomb. But he has found the kind of role where he not only doesn't have to be sexy, his unique look makes it only better.

[@rahkuaschount]

I've heard Ron Pearlman smells much worse than he looks. So that's saying something.

[@BulletTooth504]

When Perlman played a caveman in Quest for Fire, they didn't do any costumes, makeup, or hair/wigs for him. That's just his regular, everyday appearance.

[@csmemarketing]

My guy, you listen to your fans, and thats why, you're a legend in my book? I saw it in Cinema, and this took over the cinema for 2 weeks straight. I re-watched Blade 2 so many times, I lost count, and that after it came out on VHS. Legendary action film.

[@christopherjakel1049]

VHS???? Damn this movie is old but not that old. 😂

[@csmemarketing]

@@christopherjakel1049 in my country, it was on VHS and DVD. I used to watch it every day on VHS before going to work for 7am. Until the tape got stretched. That how you know every line, in every scene, like I do.

[@alterego6075]

By far, the best of the Blade trilogy right here.

[@mrjones29]

By far? It's great but it will always be behind the original masterpiece. The sequel baddie is weak whereas Deacon Frost is an all time great foe and Stephen Dorff played it perfectly.

[@johanstinson]

The first one is better

[@duane8829]

This is really masterful writing. Nice job Space Ice

[@jfljones4787]

Good to see some well-deserved love for Blade II. Great movie!

[@doublep1980]

The movie is awesome, it has Kris Kristofferson, Daryl Dixon, Hellboy, the singer from Bros, Donnie Yen, the dude from Underworld Evolution ( playing again a vampire), Vince from F&F , frikin` Fegelein from Downfall AKA the Hitler Rants movie and is directed by Guillermo del Toro. P.S. You didn´t just call Donnie mothafakkin´Yen a "poor man´s Jackie Chan", like for real?!

[@merryfrazier2356]

I was just going to say that, no way is Donnie Yen a poor man's Jackie Chan!

[@itrorev]

I'd like to think Space Ice is well aware that's Donnie Yen and called him "Poor Man's Jackie Chan" just to piss us off LOL.

[@parsoniareigns]

Space Ice can call Bruce Lee a poor man's Jackie Chan. Cos he's Space Ice.😂😂😂😂

[@parsoniareigns]

​@@itrorevif folk don't like getting iced by the Ice man. They are Steven Seagal fans.😂😂😂😂😂

[@WhateverW0rkS]

No one is safe 😂

[@thetreeofwoe2304]

I mean, I've always understood this was a movie about fighting back against British stamp tax, but I never realized the subtle vampire side-plot the movie had until now

[@danbongard3226]

"Bro has a rare form of Being British that's contagious" actually made me laugh so hard I choked a little.

[@fajaradi1223]

This must be caused by the NHS

[@zebazz86]

4:33 calling Reedus Murphy and not just Daryl shows that Space Ice is a man of movie culture =)

[@syndrome5372]

10/10. Would avoid taxes.

[@andrewleah1983]

Avoidance and evasion are two different things.

[@smokey1517]

This is the only KZbin channel that I literally get excited about when I get a notification for a new video!! I've been subbed since you had 4k subs and I swear you just get better and better!! Thanks for always coming with consistent badass hilarious content!!

[@paulpasadena]

I feel exactly the same way. When I get a notification I rarely check it, unless its Space Ice. Space Ice always puts out quality content.

[@XVlTrey]

i agree. i even start laughing without having pressed play 😅

[@StormxRaiden]

​@@XVlTreyme too lol

[@elvinrey9535]

He is gets better and better with every video he puts up. Comedy Gold.

[@Hawke106]

This is quite possibly the greatest video title I have ever seen for a video!!!!

[@JRyomaru]

I bet now Snipes knows not to cheat the train fare anymore.

[@kevlarvest7375]

Was looking for someone to catch it

[@areaju5t1n14]

You are seriously the main reason I look forward to Friday. The weekend is a very distant second. So it's like you're my JCVD and the weekend is Seagal. And I agree about everything you have said so far, but that comment about Donnie Yen might have been taking it a little too far lol.

[@cybercop0083]

If JCVD is friday, weekend would be at least Nic Cage.

[@morecringe89]

Finally something good to watch today. Thank you Space.

[@KonradvonHotzendorf]

Good 🤨 This is JVD on a seagull day

[@kdog005]

"Gal Ghetto" is the one that finally made me comment. Hillarious.

[@jerryg9061]

"They need to find out why Snipes does so well in the sun" LOL

[@conservativesaiyan]

I watched this movies in theaters, and it was awesome back then and is still awesome now.

[@jonathanpeterson1984]

“Hoarding all the tasty moo-cow” Yeah, that was the one right there😂😂😂😂

[@NefariousKoel]

"And if these redcoats think they're gonna pull that Stamp Tax shit on him.." 😆 Sp-Ice is providing a quality service teaching us about going 1776 on Vampire Redcoats. We are blessed with his revolutionary wisdom!

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Remember the biggest forgotten part of history: The tea in the harbor plus global warming will create the greatest cup of tea in the universe!

[@dganonymous23]

The fact you went with the boondock saints reference over the walking dead reference with reedus's character 👌 the callback to fat burger was delicious btw 😂

[@nimbylive]

I haven't sent this movie in many years but I can confirm this is a perfect encapsulation of the story.

[@ethan15adams]

that kool-aid line at 9 minutes took me out! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Carphil07]

Cracked up with the title, keep up the good work!

[@reignfire85]

God, I haven't watched the first couple films in so long, really need to see them again. Thanks for another great video, Ice.

[@jeredjamesaz]

This review is so necessary because I had forgotten why I had forgotten about Snipes and the Blade series. It started out so great but inevitably, Hollywood's lack of writer talent, ruined it.

[@Pilgrym52]

I remember watching this as a child, being confused by how the villain was defeated. Rewatching it today, it's a really strong moment. He was a great villain/anti-hero.

[@Narsty_Boy]

I saw Blade 2 in the theatre. I was a little bit let down that it didn't stand up to the original but totally redeemed itself with the sick ass wrestling moves at the end.

[@Noteven0]

“So good, you’ll never pay your taxes again” … Damn bro! The only thing better than Blade II, is that tagline!! 🤣

[@pwnagraphic690]

Already one of my favorite movies. Now, I got the urge to watch it all night after work. Sorry, daughter. The FNAF movie can wait! We are watching Blade 2 then watching Space Ice! Edit: just got to the end and realized the reason behind the IRS jokes. Laughed out loud in realization.

[@ltjjenkins]

Father of the Year .😊

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Who cares about a Fnaf movie, unless it starrs Nicolas Cage as a part-time janitor who beats the shit out of all the animatronics.

[@nimbusnation9584]

Brah...you tells the stories better than the movies ever could 😂😂😂😂.....thanks, man. 😂😂😂😂

[@justinroberts7373]

Not even a minute in and Seagal takes a stray. 😂😂😂 I love it!

[@fenumtaurus]

Luke Gross is very underrated. He did a great job as a villian here and in Hellboy 2.

[@TheOdMan]

This video title is your best yet.

[@owdeezstrauz]

In Sons of Anarchy, Ron pearlman and Danny Trejo were on screen together just 1 time... the show got a ton of hate mail because of how traumatizing it was to have that much ugly on screen at once.

[@StormxRaiden]

Lol you wild

[@julianrosas9134]

“Unga bunga”

[@july9566]

Hahahah wtf omg funniest comment

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

See, that is the issue. They need to be fighting monsters together.

[@nemesis5481]

_You are the best commentator this planet has ever known in the history of Mankind going all the way back to the time humans crawled out of the Primordial Goo!_

[@justinoswald8825]

It's always the low-key medical minutiae knowledge that Space Ice just drops that always gets me.

[@germaxicus6670]

Right. The man must have been in the field. Its hilarious

[@NickonStark]

Yo, that Seventh Seal reference was dope! One of my favorite films ever.

[@strongbad666]

Who would have thought that paying the IRS with "I owe you" notes wasn't the proper way to submit your 1040 or amended return?

[@jimh472]

Those vampires are never happy

[@StormxRaiden]

State don't play with taxes

[@TaddiestMason]

Actually they owed him money and he was never in the wrong. Whoops.

[@strongbad666]

@@TaddiestMasonWell I'm sure one of the next presidents can pardon him in time for the film 'The Expendables: 10 - Expired'.

[@KareemHarper]

Fellow folk of culture that have come to receive the magnificence of Space Ice, lo, the time prophesized hath come, WITNESS as Space Ice delivers THE definitive critique of Wesley Snipes films. This is GLORIOUS!

[@panthertheceo6874]

THIS IS GLORIOUS!! 😭

[@alterbeast68]

That vampire vampire line was pure gold 😂

[@RatFacedJasper]

Less than 30 seconds in and we're hit with an absolutely ruthless "Bros" joke. This channel deserves every success it gets.

[@sdogg]

The slappercut is the ultimate finishing move

[@just_some_random_guy]

By 3:37 this video had so thoroughly dissed all of Britain that I clicked the thumbs up button. Way to go!

[@datboytrav]

So he gave up his job as a fire marshal before the sequel?

[@chrisstrebor]

The fire marshal thing was too funny. Should have done it in this one too.

[@thenomad4123]

Man, I love Blade 1 and 2 with a passion. Truly awesome movies. I really loled at your interpretation though, great stuff!

[@jobejacobs62]

The clip title got me hollering 😂😂😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤣🤣😭😭

[@insertnamehere9710]

I'm addicted to this channel... WHICH U SHOWED THE WORLD... !!!!

[@antr7493]

I can't wait for your to review the third one. It's going to be brutal

[@TheDrunkardHu]

Thanks for making these hilarious video, Space Ice. They really do brighten my day.

[@BarryMemphis]

El Duce, broke it for me 😂. Couldnt hold it. This guy here is pure, raw, true and just the fuckin hilarious 🤣 Been here from early times. Space Ice goes hard 👌🏽 Greets my man...never stop 🤞🏽

[@SSMLivingPictures]

The titles of this guys vids may be the greatest thing on the internet

[@ryanakabomber]

Space Ice coming in clutch once again 🧊

[@tamalpaisaikido]

You are my favorite KZbin channel, keep em coming!

[@burritoboy2751]

"Just kidding--fucking ninjas!" 😂😂😂

[@n8_b_h]

One of your best vids ever bro. Keep killing it.

[@atlantiantarot]

“So he promises to take her somewhere safe… and guess what”

[@llamad8550]

Thanks for mentioning HIPAA. Cuz, you know, that matters. Your ability to identify every subtle nuance is what separates you from the rest of humanity. Kudos to you, Space Ice. And kudos again!

[@JayB8319]

Love it. Please do John Woo’s Hard Boiled…so many opportunities with that one!

[@thefallensoul9945]

Love me some John Woo best action 😂😂😂😂

[@randyellis2165]

What have been waiting for 😂😂😂💯💯🔥🔥🔥 from Ghana 🇬🇭

[@stevec6228]

Space you are awesome!!! Thank you for making people laugh, it is a blessing in theses days and age 👍😁

[@bennagel7125]

"Poor man's Jackie Chan". Low blow Space lol

[@TheMrFishnDucks]

Hilarious video. Keep up the good work.

[@heetsees]

Blade 2 is actually so good anyone with a modicum of love for rated R action would rank it S tier.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

I would rate it R, for radical!

[@steveangello6586]

If I ever feel down and just a little bit depressed, I watch something from the legendary space ice and just like that, everything is great again. Thank you sir. You always outdo yourself

[@MisterGames]

Mega blockbuster hit movie

[@skylined5534]

Where he showed the world...

[@ff-nr9jx]

I look forward to every one of these videos. Hilarious! Thanks!

[@NewNormalWorldOrder]

No movie will ever beat Bladonna (watching the first Blade in-sync with Madonna’s first 3 albums)

[@Divirato]

And somehow Steven Seagull lost 25 points

[@senormarston]

Oh, man, I was waiting for this video. My fav Marvel movie and this breakdown didn't fail to entertain as always

[@uriadelavaro3956]

"He curves that shit all over the place." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KorbinX]

2:32 "...His buddy Boondocks..." 😂😂😂😂

[@KonradvonHotzendorf]

Space Ice is legendary 😎

[@lisaleonard9874]

Good movie even better review. The best part was Ron pearlman getting slapped for the witch movie w Nick cage.

[@d9_1056]

Hell yeah. I was hoping you'd stick with the firefighter bit, but it was still great.

[@redlotteryradio3426]

Speaking of Boondocks, you gotta do The Boondock Saints. That movie is so good it made me catholic again

[@user-nj5cl6xs4n]

I love how you always say MAYGUH!

[@jaredrobinson7071]

This is still my favorite movie of all time.

[@moviesbye9294]

Then you haven't seen many movies.

[@eRasedXem]

This one of your funniest yet fam.... Swear to god my stomach hurts from laughin

[@namederek3610]

Where he showed the world

[@JustBambi73]

Nothing better than waking up on a Saturday morning to the weekly Space Ice review.