How Cybertruck lit Tesla on FIRE

[@kingjamesbond4009]

Don't forget they had a event with this abomination in fortnite and everybody agreed to destroy it on sight with it.

[@kiwigaming09]

Didn't one of the fortnight Devs start that as well?

[@freemanthedelphox6249]

It also broke one of the weapons if you used the truck

[@BeMoreBroadway]

Sometimes you still see them flailing around. No matter who's in it, that thing usually gets nuked off the map.

[@BlueLizardKing]

It's so nice to see people put aside their differences and unite for a good cause.

[@Mr.Splatchy]

@@BeMoreBroadway Dont forget they also had a event on rocket league

[@mj91212]

The Cyber Truck is essentially Elon if he existed in the Cars universe.

[@SomeOrdinaryJanitor]

this would be a Hilarious Cameo in the next cars movie.

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

It doesn't hang around with enough Nazis or refer to people it doesn't like as pedos, but maybe.

[@narrativeless404]

Lmao

[@narrativeless404]

​@@SomeOrdinaryJanitor If that ever comes up Disney is currently going towards bankruptcy at top speed

[@terranovarain6570]

​@@SomeOrdinaryJanitor He comes driving up being pompous and when he goes to drive away the front tires turn in different directions 😂🎉

[@ThatOneFourBoi]

seeing a cybertruck on the road is like that gnat that disappears into the shadow realm every time you try to kill it and then it comes back 16 seconds later

[@Mr_Egg04]

So damn true.

[@MP-vc4nu]

I mean even raccoons see them as garbage 🗑️ It’s already a proven fact even raccoons are smarter than all these Cybertruck buyers…

[@piccalillipit9211]

The one that is no where to be seen until the 2 seconds before you fall asleep??? bzzzzzz bz bzzz

[@graydonpivec6728]

Why is bro trying to kill people on the road

[@Littlemeast12Animations]

i saw one on the road for the first time today and it was so much worse than i’ve ever seen shown in any photos 💀

[@Someguyfromtheinternet36]

Here at Telsa,we have the strict policy of *"First we take the wallet and then the customer's life."*

[@kylereese4822]

General Motors has reached a preliminary settlement in a lawsuit on behalf of owners of vehicles with faulty ignition switches and related defects, agreeing to pay $120 million.

[@bartex4098]

Funny how even fortnite collab with cybertruck was full of game breaking glitches A LITERAL SKIN BREAKING THE WHOLE GAME

[@narrativeless404]

Lmao 😂 It seems that Cybertruck had indeed been Cursed

[@Rustylorde]

if even a digital version of your truck is broken? damn, it's just cursed. it's just terrible.

[@arturroblox3662]

Fortnite was bugged like that before cybertruck.

[@CrispyToast]

Remember: Elon Musk was never an engineer to begin with and the reason he got rich in the first place because of his family's emerald mine.

[@tripzero0]

It's true. It wasn't because of PayPal or anything.

[@rogercarbonell3696]

Not true. He made his money selling a game company and then invested into paypal

[@stevewhittle7163]

He used the money his father gave him to start his first company. Ergo he got rich from his father's money - so it's a true statement. @@rogercarbonell3696

[@glentgsomethingsomething]

​@rogercarbonell3696 but this dude has mining baron values

[@jettmavs]

Don't forget. All previous Tesla models were engineered and designed by the founders, not Elon. Even the Model 3 and Y were still based on the same copy/paste design. Cybertruck is all Elon and I keep remembering a Simpson's episode where Homer designed a car and the company went belly up.

[@polish_boi3108]

This car crushing brick is allowed on the roads no problem BUT nearly every state in the union is trying to or has banned Kei trucks for "safety concerns"

[@Matt-qf6pd]

Because kei trucks are a different class of vehicles and aren’t designed for our roads, they are more like golf carts if anything, if anything, a kei truck is more safer then the cybertruck even if it has no crumple zone as well

[@polish_boi3108]

You can register golf carts and other ORVs for road use in most states. On top of that motorcycles exist.

[@polish_boi3108]

Like if it’s about safety they’re full of shit for that reason *motorcycles*, and I love motorcycles but they are inherently very dangerous to the user. Also if the roads weren’t so chock full of giant 2ton pickups and suvs with grills so tall they can’t see ten year olds in front of them then maybe light vehicles wouldn’t be perceived as unsafe. They’re not, big American cars are dangerous to them.

[@Fast11GTR]

​@@polish_boi3108True. With more and more "vehicles" like the cybertruck release, the more companies increase their size for "safety" although thay make it extremely more dangerous to drive around people who walk as well

[@Not_interestEd-]

​​@@Matt-qf6pd ok so what if Big Auto™ made a Kei truck equivalent for our roads specifically? Right, they won't do that because government standards issue bigger taxes on smaller cars .

[@devinbakon]

Average auto shop conversation when a Tesla comes in: "Hey, you see that?" "It's a Cybertruck." "No, that's a fat paycheck."

[@senor834]

Used car dealerships are losing money because the price keeps on dropping every month for that truck. I've seen some selling it at a loss but no one wants it

[@devinbakon]

@senor834 An auto shop will see a fat paycheck, and the car dealership sees them losing their holiday bonuses

[@j-sant-animations8105]

Actually it’s the opposite. Most teslas and now this cybertruck is borderline impossible to replace parts. It’s not in the video but another problem is replacing parts, where you have to call the manufacturer directly for a CHANCE to be considered. Chance being the typical big business hassles of actually getting a person on the call.

[@devinbakon]

@j-sant-animations8105 that is genuinely wild just to have a chance to even get parts. That basically means the person who owns the tesla or cybertruck are just getting screwed over more and more

[@j-sant-animations8105]

@@devinbakon they break down faster than spare parts can even exist in the markets lol

[@madmicro15]

The first time I saw a Cybertruck irl I legitimately did a double take.

[@RaceBandit]

My brother thought they were a joke.

[@AceTheBirb]

Seen a few, but had to double take when I saw one this morning IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD

[@Warp2090]

@@AceTheBirb Good thing they arent in kansas

[@viaxxl]

There’s so many in my city. Some is mom drops off their kid in one. There’s handprints everywhere it’s so gross

[@dylanm.3692]

Wait until you see a gold wrapped one. Just... good lord.

[@Lugnal]

Schrödinger's Cybertruck upkeep: You have to both wash it and not wash it at the same time.

[@vaporwavepepsiman]

“I really do not like The Cybertruck.” The understatement of the year.

[@mrawesomeface4174]

I do not like it Sam-I-Am.

[@waynehewett4017]

It's the most ugliest stainless urinal I've ever seen Only it's mother would love it

[@battery_wattage]

I was (emphasis on was) a serious Cybertruck reservation holder. It went from something reachable by many, something that would loose its head turning with higher production volume, and something that would give me more efficiency than an Prius for normal driving and utility for the few times a year I need a truck. Now it’s a high priced vehicle for the few that can comfortably afford a seven series BMW. Speaking as a previous serious reservation holder. The most disappointing Tesla product. Sure it’s cool in person, but far from what was promised.

[@colinrobinson9858]

Convinced that if a product contains the word “cyber” it’s doomed to fail.

[@Einkesseln]

Cyber truck: The only car that is guaranteed to kill everyone in the crash Edit: holt shiet guys ty-nah just messin with yall

[@Fr3dinjaa]

True

[@afloofyvixen9514]

Every 100 people who boight it

[@unoriginalperson72]

bane of drunk drivers

[@BogChog]

No more survivors guilt :D

[@MrRafagigapr]

in your car your the other or both ?

[@ApexGale]

Elon is trying to reinvent the wheel. What he doesn't understand is that the wheel has been perfected. Car engineers have literally created the perfect schematics and design choices. The best we can do is make minor changes or improvements.

[@tripzero0]

Which is why Ford and everyone else are racing to make cars the way Tesla is... It's because the wheel is already perfected. 😂

[@ApexGale]

@@tripzero0 bait used to be believable darling

[@tripzero0]

@@ApexGale you ever heard of a gigacast? Steer by wire? No? The Ignorant will believe anything so long as it confirms their bias.

[@GilbertJones_Bruh]

@@tripzero0 Did elon pay you to write that

[@tripzero0]

@@GilbertJones_Bruh no. Jim Farley did. He's building next gen vehicles using giga casting, structural batteries, and steer by wire as we speak. It'll be a few years, but China is already doing several of the things Tesla pioneered.

[@Ronboy-20]

Any time I see a cybertruck in public, I just have to wonder how many braincells that guy lost to think that buying it was a good idea.

[@liamlinson7563]

elon fan boys dont have many brain cells to begin with

[@Fisheee123]

Obviously they wouldn't have lost any brain cells. There were none up there to begin with

[@Not_interestEd-]

Some people just have "f*ck you" money and I think that's at least 70% of the sales.

[@gp-1542]

And how long they’ll last

[@the_epic_memer553]

sawone in my schools parking lot. everytime i see one its the funniest shit ever.

[@WiseArkAngel]

“But I’m saving the pwanet!” The vehicle “saving” the planet (the lithium needed for it has a greater carbon Footprint than unleaded gasoline:)

[@samfranklin659]

And don't forget, most lithium plants are located in China and Africa, using forced child labor.

[@comet_crash]

The most amazing thing is the cybertruck looks worse in person. The panels have ripples like preserved rolling stock from the 1950s it's amazing how terrible it looks.

[@JeremyHickson]

The cybertruck is now becoming somewhat illegal in North America. Insurance companies are beginning to refuse to insure it. First time I was on the side of a car insurance company.

[@schalitz1]

I'm envious of Europe in this instance, since they banned the monstrosity that is the cybertruck, and they will never know the pain of cringing whenever you see one.

[@kacperkonieczny7333]

We didn't ban it. To ban is to make it impossible to do something that was previously possible. So how can you ban something that was never allowed on European roads.

[@Mr.JesseR]

There's a company in the Netherlands importing cyber trucks. Don't know how they do it but it probably won't end well

[@Tryxxor]

​@@Mr.JesseR the netherlands have pretty easy laws when it comes to cars, you can do a lot of things i cant do here im germany. But im sure there will be new laws to either allow it or ban features on it to make it illegal.

[@t_q1799]

This garbage is apparently starting to appear in Europe. Use the search engine. Here comes the frustration of European drivers!

[@smorris12]

People will be able to import them individually into various European countries but, because it's unlikely to pass various certifications, it won't be able to be sold by Tesla here.

[@omnicrete7470]

I live in California and seen like 5 cyber trucks in the last month and it’s still mind boggling why someone would buy a unfinished unity asset of a vehicle

[@samfranklin659]

I'm in California. I still drive my 2005, 5-speed manual Tacoma. Judging by the utter garbage I see on the road these days, I'm not selling mine any time soon.

[@Box_Ball]

How were they able to release a car in a similar state to sonic 06?

[@RClipsGaming101]

Best comment.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@soulslvr9562]

Atleast sonic 06 didn't make things catch fire

[@RClipsGaming101]

@@soulslvr9562 That we know of..............

[@viscountrainbows2857]

It's no use!

[@kylebooface6359]

When 06 Breaks, you can possibly laugh at it’s absurdity, have some dumb fun with the glitches and maybe even use it to Skip a level If a Cybertrukk brakes. You’re risking your fucking life and you’ve blown almost 100k On a piece of flimsy garbage

[@jacktaylor3636]

Don't forget the lack of replacement panels. So if you actually do get in a crash with a cybertruck just know that that thing is either stuck like that or getting replaced

[@tripzero0]

How long have you waited for replacement panels?

[@Emperor_SPOON]

I can't believe we have to apologize to the Ford Pinto.

[@SomeOrdinaryJanitor]

no we don't

[@Emperor_SPOON]

@@SomeOrdinaryJanitor Yea, you right. Nevermind.

[@lallal]

The Ford WHAT?? -coming from a brazilian

[@piisfun]

@@lallal The Pinto was Ford's attempt at a compact car. Unfortunately, a design flaw made so prone gas tank explosions if it was rear-ended that they determined that the only safe option financially was to drop the Pinto name entirely. It was on the market from 1971 to 1980.

[@Jerome18921]

Both don’t have to be forgiven

[@slidersides]

Yeah, don’t give this man Elon Musk anywhere near a spot in the government

[@kylereese4822]

The Ford Motor Company has been hit with a $1.7 billion verdict for an F-250 pickup truck roof collapse. The rollover accident killed an elderly couple in 2014. The jury endorsed the argument made by the plaintiff that Ford was aware of the roof problem. In fact, the company had been aware of the issue for years prior to the incident and showed a lack of effort in fixing the design flaw.

[@gregorteply9034]

One day he'll be your president.

[@slidersides]

@@gregorteply9034 not my president

[@matheussanthiago9685]

@@gregorteply9034 tell me you really want elon to put his x-penis in you without telling me that

[@itshol_dal]

@@kylereese4822 are you trying to prove something here

[@kaey6105]

Its almost like a company built upon a guy who spent like 10 billion on an already dyng platfrom wont produce a good product

[@thepandrbr]

Wasnt it like 40 billion?

[@Somefool669]

​@@thepandrbrIt was 40 billion

[@freakydawgfr]

​@@Somefool669that's even worse

[@ItsWolf0]

@@Somefool66944 billion to be exact

[@mreverything7056]

@@ItsWolf0The number just keeps going up…

[@andyblargextra]

"I saw a Cybertruck today. My day was ruined" ~A bumper sticker I made.

[@tripzero0]

I'm happy to continue to ruin your day. You're going to see a lot more. Best selling EV truck right now and they haven't even released the cheap version yet.

[@mangoslormpy7618]

I need that on a shirt

[@thenerdbeast7375]

Elon should straight up see a class action lawsuit for these things, the fact that he and Tesla haven't seen jail time for these death traps goes to show how privileged he is.

[@kylereese4822]

The Ford Motor Company has been hit with a $1.7 billion verdict for an F-250 pickup truck roof collapse. The rollover accident killed an elderly couple in 2014. The jury endorsed the argument made by the plaintiff that Ford was aware of the roof problem. In fact, the company had been aware of the issue for years prior to the incident and showed a lack of effort in fixing the design flaw.

[@kappadarwin9476]

Yeah, hearing about what happened to McConnel's sister in law is sad to hear. No one should go out like that.

[@Outcast115]

​@kappadarwin9476 It's McTurtles sister. Gonna assume she was awful too

[@tripzero0]

So how many people have died in these "death traps"? There's over 40k on the road. Surely it must be high thousands of deaths right? No? You don't have any data at all? Nerdbeast go home.

[@seasons1745]

there was already a first death in a cyber truck and he went out the worst way possible, windows couldn’t break nor would the doors open and he burned alive inside

[@piccalillipit9211]

1:44 the guy is doing 45mph past a 35mph sign in his cyberfuck and filming it

[@SPG69]

Your Honor, I was doing it for the bit

[@nerd3d-com]

Well yeah but in his defense the speedometer touch screen app is over -----------------------------------------------------------> There

[@DB-cu4hn]

Oh dear 10 over they’ll def put a warrant out for him lol

[@piccalillipit9211]

@@DB-cu4hn They would in the civilised world.

[@Electronica27]

cops won't arrest for going 10.

[@unoriginalperson72]

this car is like if a 5 year olds "future car" was made a real thing without being adjusted for basic physics and how cars work

[@desmondjefferson2127]

I said before, the sketch of this prototype was made in crayon because a toddler was told to draw a truck. They took the sketch and went straight to production. No design and no testing after..,🤷‍♂️

[@GrubbusHubbus]

Remember. When you see a Cybertruck, unless that shit's got an M2 mounted in the back (That's Brandon Herrera), you do three things. 1. Stop what you're doing/roll down your window. 2. Point at the Cybertruck. 3. Laugh. Schadenfreude.

[@kappadarwin9476]

A good way to practice my Nelson impressions.

[@Coliflower185]

I will also laugh at them if they have an M2 on the back, or a DSHk like Kadyrov did, because it’s even more pathetic than a normal cybertruck

[@Epsonea_482]

It's as if someone loaded some old PS1 file into Earth and this was the result, polygons included

[@shadowlycan3970]

I saw one of these, just one, in SC and my immediate thought was that it looked like a very old car model from a video game. It looked like a low res car from the freakin Transformers DS games.

[@sjfs231]

"corners like it's on rails" ah yes, trains are famously good at taking sharp turns.

[@maas1208]

Trains Locomotives and Train Cars that have the Aerodynamics of a Brick are safer than the Tesla Cybertruck.

[@SawBSketch]

Only objective benefit from Cyber Truck's existence is that the cybertruck's style of windshield makes it easier to shoot the driver in fortnite. The only benefit from it's existance is that it's a use-to-lose Cosmetic item in a goofy videogame 😭

[@RaceBandit]

Considering playing Fork Knife automatically makes you a loser, "use-to-lose" stuff sounds redundant.

[@SawBSketch]

@@RaceBandit Letting a single game from a stranger's entire gaming library you know nothing about automatically value them sounds Dumb as hell, Also i don't know what else to call "Using a free to obtain cosmetic gives you a comptetetive disadvantage" scenario. I have more hours in Indie platformers than fortnite.

[@omegadomega]

​@@RaceBanditGo back to 2020

[@DogeKing909]

The only reason to use the cybertruck is because it’s the only truck vehicle in the game (which is why I use it) but the moment epic gives us another truck model like OG Bear I’m switching instantly 🙏😭

[@SawBSketch]

@@DogeKing909 The original pickup truck was actually pretty good though ngl

[@juanc.corrada3475]

"It's like my daddy always said: Stick to what you do. If you're good at basketball then play basketball. If you suck at making cars then, dammit, don't do it."

[@WerbellAndreasWerbell]

Fun fact: I actually recently found myself driving behind a Ford Pinto - said car is infamous for being one of the worst cars of the 20th Century I felt safer behind the Pinto than any time I’ve found myself driving next to/behind a Cybertruck

[@Arandomperson234]

It’s Better than the cybertruck, the brick on wheels.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Pintos were like the car for the poorest people of the 90’s, and I would still trust a pinto driver over anyone who tries to sing praises for the cybertruck.

[@Sleepyguy4125]

Yeah, as a Tesla fan even I hate the cybertruck

[@themidnighttavern6784]

At least the pinto had its flaws addressed. The cybertruck never will.

[@am_a_beluga_boi]

At least with the pinto you actualy have to hit it for problems to start happening

[@aaronlaluzerne392]

This thing is an all-around failure of a vehicle. I can guarantee you that Elon Musk and Tesla are going to be hit with lawsuits out of the ass for all of the physical harm this thing will cause to people and how many laws and rules this thing violates.

[@BlackmetalHead03]

How the hell have they not been slapped with billions of lawsuits already

[@robertwoods3871]

​@@BlackmetalHead03 Elon has enough money and suckers to make it all go away, thats how

[@TheSteam02]

If you want an EV pickup truck, a Ford Lightning is around $62k, has 300 miles of range, and ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A PICKUP TRUCK. Hell, even the Platinum model of the Lightning is still $10k cheaper than a Cybertruck. If you don't want a fully EV truck, there's a hybrid version of the F-150 for a little over $40k. If you don't like pickup trucks, just buy a Honda Civic Hatchback. edit: Rivian is also a great option.

[@TheXshot]

Hell, even Rivian is a much, much better choice than a Cybertruck

[@mephdlop]

Unfortunately, the Lightning is in a state of limbo right now and generally not recommended after long-term reviews came back. Production was halted and shipments stopped after sales flat-lined and numerous issues cropped up during real-world use. See Hoovie's video on why he got rid of his for some of his experiences with one. The current kings of the EV pickups range-wise is the Rivian long range model that actually does 400+ miles and the new Silverado EV that pushed 500 miles in a real-world mixed used test of on and off roading. Unfortunately, neither of those aren't exactly cheep, either, and come with their own set of quirks and oddities.

[@Pehz63]

As a general rule, if you're gonna spend $30k+ on something you'll have for years, it's probably a good idea to wait for A) the price to go down by $20k, B) the problems with that thing to be revealed, and C) the biggest problems to be solved. Buying a Cybertruck in the first year is a status flex, not a practical decision. You will not get nearly as much social status driving a Ford Lightning that looks 95% the same as an ICE Ford. But all of this is obvious to anyone who has actually spent a few seconds thinking about what to do with their $100k

[@1stCallipostle]

EV and pickup feel pretty anathetical to each other as a concept. You want a pickup to y'know haul things Having poor range and lower durability as an EV does doesn't seem like the best plan

[@Pehz63]

@@1stCallipostle An EV is more efficient than ICEV pickup if you're just hauling stuff in the box, thus cheaper to operate. You can pull a trailer on almost any vehicle, not just pickups. If you have a big open box in the back of your pickup, you have less need for a trailer. So logically, an SUV is more relevant to your argument. But even SUVs have lots of use for road trips where you want lots of internal space for coolers and luggage. Saving money is often a top priority for practicality. So either buy used vehicles that are cheaper initially or EVs that save money per mile. EVs are only a bad choice if you frequently (like weekly) drive 300+ miles in a single trip while carrying a big trailer. Otherwise, for shorter distances people tend to prefer EVs for hauling because they have more stability, power, and don't overheat. Deadbeats represent :skull:

[@nightcorelucario2218]

Elon really said "We'll fix it in post"

[@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation]

God decided that having Elon buy Twitter wasn't enough to have him cooked lol

[@FeeshUnofficial]

Let's be real, god had nothing to do with that. Elon is a being entirely made out of sin

[@emorybest1003]

@@FeeshUnofficialGod was probably eating popcorn and laughing as Elon watched the Cybertrucks flop

[@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation]

​@@FeeshUnofficialElon is literally a living SCP💀💀💀

[@freakydawgfr]

​@@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation he look like one aswell😭

[@Lowerbcspotter]

@@emorybest1003 the fact that the cyber truck has 2.1 million pre orders and you say its a flop is crazy are you that stupid?

[@moreauclement9702]

Im pretty sure that thing isn't allowed on French roads. It probably violate so many road safety laws here that it simply can't circulate here. And thats a good thing

[@70Lu07]

Extremely rare french W

[@jonlinin9682]

It breaks many EU safety laws and is so heavy you would need a heavy goods driving licence to drive anyway ! - the EU puts people before cars.

[@maas1208]

​@@jonlinin9682 People in the EU don't really use cars that much anyways since they have Great Public Transportation which is something I wish the U.S had

[@bartekcalinski1221]

i've said this before, The Cybertruck is made by an architect pretending to be an engineer

[@tjenadonn6158]

It's made by a nepo baby pretending to be an architect pretending to be an engineer.

[@TrueTwilightGrim]

Someone who flunked out of architecture school

[@alphamineron]

It is spearheaded by Elon who is neither an architect nor an engineer. So you’re completely wrong. No real automobile engineer would never design such a dumpster

[@briffsqueeze4063]

Incorrect, it was designed by an idiot billionaire who acts like a toddler pretending to be an engineer

[@HALLish-jl5mo]

@@alphamineronMusk has a degree in physics, which, as an engineer, is a degree some engineers have. It doesn’t teach you everything you need to know as an engineer, but neither does an engineering degree. What Musk does do, and has done for almost two decades at this point, is make high level engineering decisions. As has been stated by engineers at Tesla and SpaceX. Usually I get unsubstantiated pushback on this when I say it on SpaceX topics, but since we’re looking at a vehicle with very poor high level engineering decisions, somehow I think people will be more accepting. Point is, I think Elon Musk walks like a duck and quacks like a duck. He is an engineer. Is he a good engineer? Very much a mixed bag. At rocketry? Yeah. At cars? Eh, I mean he worked out that electric cars had just become viable, and the only reason he didn’t found Tesla was that three guys figured it out 6 months earlier and he found them while doing market research. That was some good engineering. But his decisions about autopilot and Cybertruck are extremely questionable. And that’s what you’d expect from an engineer who’s been given an enormous budget and doesn’t really have anyone who can firmly say no. A mixture of great and pretty bad products. I’d probably be the same.

[@shiethegal]

If you want an actual electric truck, look into what Rivian offers. Rivian trucks are like what Tesla would've made if Elon wasn't high off of his own farts all the time.

[@that.one.guy.immolation]

It’s funny to think that a Fortnite cyber truck holds itself better than the actual cyber truck

[@Drillium]

I was gonna say that lol

[@willvan7685]

probably because tesla / elon ma paid for it not to suck

[@john211murphy]

"What is the Cybertrucks Favourite Film"? "TOTAL RECALL".

[@hangedking4588]

The only good thing that came out of the cybertruck is that we can laugh at their owners and at the truck for being so lame, the cope of the people that bought it is insane

[@HaveanOreshnik]

Fr 😂😂😂😂 "Ooo look at my rich truck, I paid double for the flaunt with a bad engine"

[@hangedking4588]

​​@@HaveanOreshnikno no, they paid double for a metal coffin that shits itself on water and is built with the hopes and dreams of machines and chinese children and a Bad engine

[@Kero-zc5tc]

Rather be caught on a crusty ahh glazed ahh bicycle

[@freakydawgfr]

​@@Kero-zc5tc bicycles are way safer anyway compared to a cybertruck

[@Pehz63]

@@freakydawgfr Bicycles have ~15 times more fatalities per passenger-mile than cars have (according to UK, best data I found). The only way bikes are any safer is because people hardly drive far at all in them.

[@mrking1234-q7j]

yea lets cut corners lets cut corners lets cut corners lets cut corners

[@bac0nknight691]

Thats my secret captain, i cut ALL the corners

[@mallninja9805]

Hey, with the cybertruck, the corners cut *you*

[@Richiedamenace]

@@mallninja9805 Good point, comrade.

[@stallionsLP]

It's actually awe-inspiring how Elon Musk managed in about a year tops to destroy his reputation and image with LITERALLY every single thing he's ever been involved in/with, when back then he was liked so much before all of this happened.

[@ethansprague2005]

He's always been garbage, he just got tired of pretending he isn't pure trash

[@troypowers750]

This is a good thing as people are finally starting to wake up about his earlier exploits and how he even started this company.

[@G41251]

Elon Musk is the most important individual in the world right now. He’s the guy protecting your right to talk like this about anyone… you know freedom of speech! The CyberTruck is now the number 1 selling electric truck in the world… with a back log of orders that will take years to fill.

[@Pehz63]

The Cybertruck is no worse than the Model X on release. The Model X also had a lot of bad publicity like this originally. The Falcon wing doors kept breaking, it was expensive, lots of recalls, lots of promised features missing, etc. That's kinda how all new Tesla cars have been. The only difference is now hating Musk is a lot more mainstream, whereas before hating him was fringe. Anyone who has been paying attention knows that Musk has always been an overpromiser, Tesla has always had issues like recalls and panel gaps, and Teslas have always been shockingly expensive. Only now after like 6 years has the Model 3 gone down in price to what was originally promised (including inflation).

[@lorenzodicapo6305]

He was never 'liked'. We have to put up with these aholes.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

Tesla decided to throw out every lesson learned in 100 years of car manufacturing. It must have been a dare.

[@rusticgiraffe4262]

I’ve seen a cybertruck three times in the last two months or so. It could have been the same one or multiple different trucks, I’m honestly not sure which bothers me more.

[@itzryan_1]

this aged.. well

[@theactualTVB]

Every time I see someone driving a Cybertruck on the streets, I roll my eyes in cringe. Driving a Cybertruck does NOT make anyone cool

[@70Lu07]

Bro is driving the death trap brick

[@marcime174]

Cybertruck, how to say you need Viagra without saying it.

[@dnakos4648]

So it triggers you. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 snowflake

[@DantetheHegehog14]

I clicked on this thinking it was a news video, 'til I saw the upload date 💀

[@sqob]

0:01POV: it’s the year 2089, and you’re hunting for scraps outside the ruins of california in the desert

[@Preinstallable]

That Highwayman would be in better condition to drive than a new Cybertruck

[@Foundbison]

you will never guess what happened

[@NyanNegotiable]

Girl I’m watching it on the news rn, Tesla and Elon are screwed

[@soniccd9983]

I like how this is just the modern delorean. Sharp futuristic car, supposed to be a way lower price on reveal, head of the company doing crazy shit, car being shit quality. It is legit Delorean repeating itself

[@LoraLoibu]

those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it

[@Ribbons0121R121]

history repeats itself

[@matthewgodwin3050]

The DeLorean looked cool and was usable means of transportation; especially if your destination was 1955. A Cybertruck is just a very large, and very expensive paperweight.

[@tripzero0]

It's actually pretty good quality after the first few months of production. Mine is 13k and I can find a misaligned panel gap anywhere. Sound system is amazing and the steer by wire is crazy good. Makes my other cars seem old and sloppy.

[@soniccd9983]

@@tripzero0 just wait till the glue holding on the window strips falls apart

[@disbeafakename167]

My son wants a cyber truck more than anything in the world. He thinks they are so cool, and so smart, and so awesome. He is truely their target market. He is 7.

[@tripzero0]

He's smarter than you.

[@buukman6827]

I love the "Powered by Prayer" sticker on the back at 4:51 , it's the perfect combo for what this hunk of metal is

[@TheOneWhoSometimesSaysOk]

My dude over here doing the Omnissiah's work.

[@MrOsmodeus]

I assume it gets hit by a lot of lightning

[@pixel6854]

As a physics student, seeing that the cybertruck had no crumple zone genuinely amazed me. Its so dangerous for literally everyone on the road

[@tripzero0]

As a physics student, you should get your eyes examined. Did you not see this very video showing it crumpling? Standard front crumple zones is between 18-32". The cybertruck in the video crumpled 25" at 35mph. Y'all seriously will believe anything some TikTok entertainer says. It's got a similar frame as the model Y. Aluminum with break away zones. Very well teated frame at this point with the highest safety ratings. But what about the panels? As you can see the thin 1.3mm panels just bend away in a crash. The doors are 1.8mm and actually absorb the impact so well they need less interior reinforcement. You are a physics student. Examine the data and do the math before opening your mouth. When this truck gets 5*+ safety rating by regulators just like every other Tesla, I hope you all eat crow.

[@minipz9thebastfiiter509]

Ah the quality of men

[@pixel6854]

@tripzero0 it does not have a similar frame as the model y, you're literally delusional. You're probably barely passing your physics classes, this monstrosity was designed to be "indestructable" and thus will obliterate the driver and any poor soul in its path.

[@tripzero0]

@@pixel6854 you have no excuse for ignorance. You can literally look this stuff up. There are at least two vehicles teardowns demonstrating that it's a cast aluminum frame with breakaway/sheer zones. At least one video includes engineers of the truck Lars and Hanz talking to Munro about the frame and it's design to dissolve in an impact to absorb energy. You should study and educate yourself on topics before commenting.

[@alisonwilson9749]

@@tripzero0 I'd love to see actual crash test data o we can see who is telling the porkies on this issue.

[@Hershewed]

I’ve only seen one person with a cyber truck so far in my area. It’s like a fly lands on your food at the worst possible, so rarely you never see it but you know it was there because the food is terrible and everything is staring at it as it flies away.

[@TimeToDonuts]

HOW DID HE PREDICT IT!!

[@CB0516]

if i win a cybertruck, i'm selling it

[@commanderbenson4121]

When I first saw a cybertruck irl I was having a mental breakdown while driving. When I laid eyes upon it, my brain immediately reset itself. Whatever caused my breakdown didn’t matter anymore. I slowly turned onto my street just staring at it with this look of disgust, anger, and confusion. And I knew what the cybertruck looked like.

[@samfranklin659]

Really looks like a trash dumpster on wheels.

[@gdffgdssgcgdcs]

6:02 Never heard spatnz this angry

[@fartman.mp3]

Same but you deny that it's warranted the thing is a fuckin hunk of stainless steel shit

[@radioactivecupcake2447]

I got into a car accident at the beginning of the month in a Subaru Outback. I very nearly died, and I am so grateful for that car, it literally saved my life. The cybertruck made me cringe and angry before, but now it legitimately scares me because of how dangerous it is if it gets in a crash.

[@shockwaverc1369]

it really feels like software engineers were hired as automotive engineers

[@SRGIProductions]

You know when the Cybertruck is bad when the HOT WHEELS casting is better than the full-size car it's based on.

[@-weevil]

Weevil approved

[@gegnabean]

I wish I was weevil approved Mr acorn Weevil…

[@jdog7933]

I love your opinon

[@Chompywomper]

I wish I What the Weevil approval badge

[@Knightmare919]

Most people who buys pick-up trucks don't even use them as trucks they use them as oversized ego cars.

[@samfranklin659]

It's truly a sad state of affairs. Back in the 80s and 90s, pickup trucks were actually affordable and catered for real working people who actually needed those long 8ft or 10ft beds.

[@ZephyrValIey]

Much like when one sees cows or horses while driving and must call them out, one must also see the Screaming Metal Deathtrap and call them out as Screaming Metal Deathtraps

[@grfrjiglstan]

Remember when that one guy did a suicide bomb inside a Cybertruck, and it was an open question whether he blew it up himself or it just kinda did that?

[@thefizz8219]

Is anyone gonna say that all wheel drive was promised, then every system in the cybertruck said coming soon with update. ELON MUSK HAS OFFICIALLY MADE A LIVE SERVICE CAR

[@shibatrot]

Car DLC is here

[@lebronjames-eb4pe]

@@shibatrot the funny thing is is that you have to pay for self driving separate...

[@kappadarwin9476]

Yeah, the fact you need to pay a subscription to access features of this thing is just scummy.

[@AsianFlew]

The only vehicle that can be brought down by a car wash.

[@rockerjim8045]

rain?

[@thekernel69]

The worst thing about this ‘car’ is easily the steering by wire system because if the computer system inside of it crashes you have no physical control over the steering wheel

[@SioxerNikita]

Okay, that would be: A lot of busses All larger newly built commercial aircraft are 100% steer by wire (which has actually become a regulation requirement, because it's safer, and more reliable) and a ton of the old ones got refit Basically all larger modern construction vehicles Every single newly built commercial ships And for that matter, even quite a significant amount of smaller ships, like Yachts, and you can even find speed boats with steer by wire. The problem isn't steering by wire, the problem is the EXCEPTIONALLY BADLY QUALITY CONTROLLED SHIZZ that it is. If the CyberTruck computer just "crashes" you are fine... the bigger problem is those systems have almost no protection, so good chance the actual steering breaks.

[@thekernel69]

@@SioxerNikita yeah it really is a quality control problem because Ik that it gets used in everything from aircraft to even some lexus’s but the problem is I would not trust tesla with that because the other people that do it are either highly regulated and inspected industries (excluding Boeing lmao) or is toyota/lexus which pride themselves on basically being the most reliable car on the road

[@SioxerNikita]

@@thekernel69 Even the CyberTruck has redundant systems, the problem is just the quality control. I wouldn't even trust the CyberTruck with a traditionally mechanical control system frankly. The axle would like break. My problem with your comment is that the issue is not steer by wire, and the myth of the computer crashing, especially since the steering computer has to be separate from the rest of the control systems to avoid that exact issue. I would in general trust Tesla with it, except on the CyberTruck. Really the most rushed piece of ... I don't think a word has been invented to insert here ... to ever have existed on the road. It's almost not an exaggeration to say NOTHING on the vehicle makes sense at this point.

[@theplayer12312]

@@SioxerNikita Others got quality control, Tesla's got quality loss

[@williamhuang8309]

@@SioxerNikita Even most new FBW aircraft have some level of manual backup The A320 which was one of the first commercial airliners to have fly by wire has a very high degree of redundancy. It has multiple computers- 2 ELACs (elevator aileron computer), 2 FACs (flight augmentation computer) and 3 SECs (spoiler elevator computer), any one of which is able to maintain control of the aircraft If all seven computers fail (e.g. due to complete power loss, exceedingly rare) then there's mechanical backup which allows the pilots to still retain some level of control over the aircraft through stabiliser trim and rudders.

[@thatmeme8648]

The Cybertruck unironically looks worse than the cars I drew when I was 9 years old, and they still had guns on them. Even crazier is the fact that this "vehicle" is already getting sponsored and implemented in stuff like Rocket League and such.

[@tripzero0]

You sound jealous that the cybertruck designer is making millions while you can't even afford one.

[@thatmeme8648]

@@tripzero0 Really I'm not. All power to the guy or people that designed the car and consumers are still dumb enough to buy a Cybertruck (presumably you) because it's got Tesla's name on it.

[@paulgibbon5991]

@@tripzero0 This nonsense again? Pablo Escobar was rich, doesn't mean I want to emulate the guy or think he was doing anything useful.

[@tripzero0]

@@paulgibbon5991 good point. The designer of the cybertruck is (Franz) also designed the model Y which is the best selling vehicle in the world. People consider the vehicle to be so useful they purchase it over any other vehicle available.

[@tripzero0]

@@thatmeme8648 I didn't realize Tesla had such a positive brand name that people are willing to buy anything the company makes just for clout. The cybertruck with all its flaws is still better than any other truck available and that's why it quickly eclipsed all but three EVs in sales last quarter. It has features simply unavailable in other vehicles such as steer by wire (which you really have to try to understand, it's that good), variable air suspension, lockable weather resistant bed with incredible volume and btw it drives and parks itself while getting better every update. It's software and tech is superior too. People who get it buy one. People who are ignorant and just hate Elon or EVs cry on the Internet spouting misinformation. Do better.

[@SSSandier1]

I said it in the WildSpartanz video too but the tesla cybertruck is just the western equivalent of Chinese EVs! (EV is short for Explosive Vehicle.)

[@strawberrymilk9767]

7:54 people were saying the frame was weakened on the Cybertruck because before pulling the F-150, the rear of the Cybertruck slammed into the ground. So whistlindiesel slammed the F-150 into the ground like 70 times and the frame was fine The cybertruck is a joke

[@thomasawl]

man these things make the products of british leyland look almost like functioning vehicles

[@calvinstraveldreams]

0:16 And that would absolutely be doable. Just convert a Toyota Hilux to an EV and fit it with active suspension so it can glide over bumps…

[@Fran10969]

circus music is the perfect touch

[@jgamer2228]

The first cybertruck fatality killed the driver because the battery was pierced, igniting it and burning at 5,000 degrees. That's half the temperature of the surface of the sun

[@Coliflower185]

To be fair that would of happened with any EV, or even hybrids. Lithium batteries are spicy pillows

[@Just_a_commenter]

The build quality of that thing is just atrocious. Definitely going to have to check out that Edmunds video on it since that looks hilarious. lol

[@kylereese4822]

General Motors has reached a preliminary settlement in a lawsuit on behalf of owners of vehicles with faulty ignition switches and related defects, agreeing to pay $120 million.

[@1tsJustKetchup]

Alternate Title: Why Cybertrucks should go extinct

[@lokithezorua9443]

You forgot that the Cybertruck's "steer by wire" is actually steer by Bluetooth. Imagine traveling 70 mph on the freeway when you just hear "Bluetooth disconnected"

[@tripzero0]

That totally happened on my cybertruck. We almost all died except it didn't happen and you don't know anything. Steer by wire is nuts. All cars will have it in 7 years (take them that long to catch up). Once you have it, you never want to drive anything else.

[@b.n.c.v5792]

You know the fact that Ali Koca, also known as the egghead of the 21st century, said wants one of these and says that tesla is going to fix all the issues, tells me a lot about the cybertrucks fans.

[@kn152-k4u]

His brain is as smooth as his big bald head

[@Dergy]

Opening music was the perfect encapsulation of the musk mobile

[@D64nz]

Fun fact- tesla is number 10 in car brands in the US, behind Volkswagon, and it's not even close. Toyota is selling thousands whereas tesla is selling hundreds.

[@takundachigwenjere4540]

Bro didnt take a single breath for 8 minutes straight😂😂😂

[@LoraLoibu]

magic of editing

[@tripzero0]

He took as many breaths as true things he said.

[@raspiri]

Really funny how this car is probably worse than the first cars ever made

[@tripzero0]

Actually drive it and then see if you still believe that. I've driven it. It's amazing. Truly next level in so many ways.

[@NightsIntoDreams777]

It's legitimately baffling how a old ass toyota or ford truck could probably last longer than the PS1 ass polygon truck that claims it can be used in mars

[@tripzero0]

Could someone translate this for me? In Mars? Is it a drill?

[@Spencer-wc6ew]

Imagine if there was some sort of system where the government could vet these death machines and only let ones be sold that are proven to be safe

[@tripzero0]

If there was a vetting system, no truck except the cybertruck would be legal. Ride height is the most dangerous characteristic of a truck and the cybertruck rides lower than them all.

[@nosharing-sf2mk]

It’s crazy how common the Ford F-150 is every time you go somewhere you will see a Ford F-150 there will never be a parking lot without one either

[@Esiv0_]

thumbnail aged well

[@PissSanity]

that was an actual bomb, not teslas fault

[@Desaithsoul]

The cyber truck has less squares than a Minecraft creeper

[@grace4535]

getting hit by a cybertruck is a closed casket funeral even if you survive

[@snas_creature]

its a good day when spatnz posts another cybertruck video

[@sanddry738]

The fact this atrocity is ALLOWED to be driven in the US is insane. Not only does it fail to be a truck but it’s flat out deadly. To both others and driver!

[@fruiteater101]

Our future so bright it's making cybertrucks explode

[@CarpeUniversum]

I know a lot of people like to give cyber trucks the finger when they see them in the wild, but.. I find this ineffective. We have to remember that these Emotional Support Vehicles are driven by the type of person that is fueled by your anger and frustration. Instead, I like to stare and laugh. Laugh hard.

[@HungMantis]

The amount of Tesla trucks that got delivered to my town recently is appalling they look terrible

[@HaveanOreshnik]

....I am so sorry, if only tanks were mandatory for every citizen

[@felixdaniels37]

Not to mention they're a literal hazard on the road. A single crash is going to be devastating to everyone in the immediate vicinity.

[@HungMantis]

@@felixdaniels37 they literally give my depth perception a panic attack it’s so weird

[@GrumpyIan]

Where I live there were 2, now one is at a buy here pay here lot, and the other ended up at an auction. Highest bid was 95k, and didn't meet the reserve, and this was a high end auction where you're dropping ~4k+ to put it in the auction, detailing, etc... had me laughing watching that.

[@WarFoxThunder]

​@@GrumpyIan LMAOOO

[@Lux7355]

Had a cybertruck sighting the other day, I pointed and laughed....