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SpectreSoundStudios

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@beefcakeandgravy
@beefcakeandgravy 8 жыл бұрын
Caption for picture: Engineer: "You suck" Victoria Beckham: "OK. Like this?" Engineer: "Get the fuck outta my studio".
@_inabox
@_inabox 8 жыл бұрын
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@KindOldRaven
@KindOldRaven 2 жыл бұрын
Engineer: "You suck" Victoria Beckham: "OK. Like this?" Engineer: "Let me quickly give you another 'mic' to work with."
@MickV13243
@MickV13243 8 жыл бұрын
Caption: "This is how I got my first record deal ;)"
@northygames1840
@northygames1840 5 жыл бұрын
Solid.
@RealNomadicus
@RealNomadicus 2 жыл бұрын
When you hired a singer off of Fiverr
@xamislimelight8965
@xamislimelight8965 2 жыл бұрын
When you got the gig at Casting Couch and misunderstood
@CarlosRochaMusic
@CarlosRochaMusic 8 жыл бұрын
Hey Gleen: I play with a Christian rock band, my brother is the bass player. One day something motivated him to practice his instrument to a point that the rest of the band and I started noticing his improvements; he knew the songs, he´s more accurate, more technically prominent, better sound,,,hell he even started attending on time. Not long ago I discovered that he also is a follower of your channel, and while talking whit him about it he´d be like: "yeah man... I realized I had two options: be a mediocre bass player for the rest of my life or start working on developing some serious skills". I am happy to say that not only him, but the hole band adopted this way of thinking and it is musically improving. Needless to say your videos were the small push he needed to understand the relevance of all of the small details you talk about that makes someone a professional musician. Your words (Glenn) may not be soft to the ears of many, but are clearly sending the right message, it´s up to the rest of the world to catch it. My brother and I appreciate the time and energy you spend producing your videos and hope you keep on doing this years to come. Carlos. Greetings from México!!
@mainquest_official
@mainquest_official 11 ай бұрын
You will go far with this mindset dude! Rock on
@obiwanjacobi
@obiwanjacobi 8 жыл бұрын
One for Glenn: What do you call a bass player without a girlfriend? HOMELESS! :-P
@LonleyMountain
@LonleyMountain 8 жыл бұрын
+Marc Jacobi jokes on him i live in a barn!
@jacksonvalad5957
@jacksonvalad5957 8 жыл бұрын
Lol
@vladimirkitanovski6441
@vladimirkitanovski6441 8 жыл бұрын
+Bolurck hahahhaha
@joshuaporterfield6774
@joshuaporterfield6774 8 жыл бұрын
And which of the barn animals is your "girlfriend"?
@nyxx7813
@nyxx7813 8 жыл бұрын
what you call a bass player with a girlfriend. Not a bass player.
@LinzeyRae
@LinzeyRae 8 жыл бұрын
Just recently stopped cupping the mic. Frequencies sit great in the mix and everybody can hear me extremely well live. Can completely attribute this to you beating me over the head with not cupping the mic. Thank You!
@rift2045
@rift2045 8 жыл бұрын
+Linzey Rae (The Anchor) I saw your profile pic and I was like, Oh hey she looks a lot like....OMG YES, SHEPARDS PIIIIIEEEEEE!! You guys kick ass!
@LinzeyRae
@LinzeyRae 8 жыл бұрын
+Rift Hi haha I love this channel!
@MetalLizardJesus
@MetalLizardJesus 5 жыл бұрын
Your channel is awesome too, I pissed myself laughing at the Lamb of God thanksgiving. So good!
@KindOldRaven
@KindOldRaven 2 жыл бұрын
It becomes a habit, doesn't it? Get a few shitty live gigs where your vocals, despite being loud enough, barely cut through the mix - you cup the mic like everyone else in your position does. And before you know it, you're still doing that even when playing/singing in places where it's really, really not necessary.
@LeoHajder
@LeoHajder 8 жыл бұрын
waaaait... not a rapper, not a singer, doesn't play any instrument... what kind of album is this guy making? a photo album? O.o
@Nwhhhhh
@Nwhhhhh 8 жыл бұрын
An entire album of fart noises with a drum beat.
@LeoHajder
@LeoHajder 8 жыл бұрын
Nick Whitman fartcore? fats gratia fartis! :D
@ulasgursoy2838
@ulasgursoy2838 8 жыл бұрын
shitty techno sounds with a retarded beat. No, I'm not going to call it music.
@taliladd224
@taliladd224 8 жыл бұрын
+Leo Hajder meh, maybe just a composer
@kueller917
@kueller917 8 жыл бұрын
+Leo Hajder Field recordings maybe, the audio equivalent to a photo album.
@George-hy1or
@George-hy1or 8 жыл бұрын
Caption Cup the balls... Not the mic. :)
@dirtygarageguy
@dirtygarageguy 8 жыл бұрын
caption 'this doesn't taste like a dick!'
@RN-jq1oh
@RN-jq1oh 7 жыл бұрын
good one dude
@timtamtheturtleman4598
@timtamtheturtleman4598 8 жыл бұрын
Caption for pic: "I'm trying to be like my hero, Courtney Love"
@MethrilSword23
@MethrilSword23 8 жыл бұрын
lmao!!
@wesleyvala7519
@wesleyvala7519 7 жыл бұрын
Caption for pic "that's a mic not a dick
@Turboy65
@Turboy65 8 жыл бұрын
Purpose of drum solo: To give the musicians a break. Purpose of bass solo: To give the drummer a break and talk to his parole officer without actually missing any music.
@LiETVofficial
@LiETVofficial 8 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear those texts, Cartman just comes to my mind.
@dirtjur
@dirtjur 8 жыл бұрын
here's my caption: "Mthmm mmmhmm thmhmm fmmhfmm"
@SpectreSoundStudios
@SpectreSoundStudios 8 жыл бұрын
+overlordbill lol
@curbowman
@curbowman 8 жыл бұрын
+overlordbill Oh! that's how that song of Crash Test Dummies came to life!
@rud3m3chanical
@rud3m3chanical 8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Lopez Well played, sir!
@Turboy65
@Turboy65 8 жыл бұрын
"Ask YOUR doctor if getting up off your ass and getting a job is right for you." CLASSIC! I will be using that.
@5thgendj
@5thgendj 8 жыл бұрын
How about, "This isn't how you turn a mic on?"
@gabrielhole-jones2547
@gabrielhole-jones2547 8 жыл бұрын
+5thgendj XD! Not going to lie, chuckled at that one.
@elliotpierson8350
@elliotpierson8350 8 жыл бұрын
I've figured it out!!! He's not a rapper, nor a singer, and he can't even play any instruments. That means that he must be an orchestral composer!... More like comPOSER
@jamesblobb7115
@jamesblobb7115 8 жыл бұрын
The last one has to be a troll. He just has to be.
@BrentonBold
@BrentonBold 8 жыл бұрын
+James Blobb It's go funny me, their not there to troll, they are there to scam.
@AlexPehotin
@AlexPehotin 8 жыл бұрын
+James Blobb It's so stupid, I do really believe, this one is genuine. :)
@MyNamelsBlue
@MyNamelsBlue 8 жыл бұрын
+James Blobb With "Final Form"it HAS to be.
@CaptainAndy
@CaptainAndy 8 жыл бұрын
+James Blobb Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Anyone who seriously calls themselves "Fuck Face" has got to be trolling. :D
@klisterable
@klisterable 8 жыл бұрын
That gofundme guy probably didn't intend on making a record at all, he just wants the money so he won't have to work.
@TYFLOL
@TYFLOL 8 жыл бұрын
Last one was amazing... He actually got 25 bucks by trolling gg man
@cynicanal111
@cynicanal111 8 жыл бұрын
Caption for picture: "Carmen had difficulties transitioning to music from her previous line of work."
@viciouztrickster5449
@viciouztrickster5449 8 жыл бұрын
Caption: Lead Singer's Girlfriend trying to seduce Lead Guitarist.
@DavidAndrewsPEC
@DavidAndrewsPEC 4 жыл бұрын
Ah ... so she was in that band that Bob Clearmountain was in? :D
@MANS4ON-Ce137
@MANS4ON-Ce137 8 жыл бұрын
Caption: "This is how I got the job, this is how I'll keep it."
@pauljh74
@pauljh74 8 жыл бұрын
+MANS4ON "I've got a shoot tomorrow - just need to practice my technique. I'm a professional you know"
@Direlake
@Direlake 8 жыл бұрын
How about a dynamic mic that gives an electric shock to the cup-micing vocalist every time the engineer engages the phantom power?
@rot_studios
@rot_studios 8 жыл бұрын
+Birdy Wings I'm so gonna build this when i have a studio XD
@JohnMorris-ge6hq
@JohnMorris-ge6hq 6 жыл бұрын
Birdy Wings I'd buy that for a dollar!
@mitchmarq428
@mitchmarq428 5 жыл бұрын
There's a million-dollar idea right there!
@joekelly7108
@joekelly7108 8 жыл бұрын
To be fair, on the screencap at 3:00 ish, the client was completely fair about not having enough money, they didn't argue about the price, they weren't obnoxious at all. I don't think you should be bashing them.
@ekane6291
@ekane6291 8 жыл бұрын
I love this guy! just started watching these videos. I'm a graduate from an accredited Recording/Engineering school and evey word this man says about studio pricing/engineering/ & even all around morality is worthy advice!
@liampeel3630
@liampeel3630 8 жыл бұрын
I record little acoustic doodles on audacity sometimes. Sometimes I put them on USBs and slide them into cereal boxes at my local ASDA. I'll show you all one day.
@gibusgamer93
@gibusgamer93 8 жыл бұрын
"I am not a rapper, I am not a singer, and I do not play any instruments. I am an ARTIST and I will create records on this project that will live on for millenniums." I swear this guy sounds like White Kanye. Is it bad that I kinda want to see this his project get funded just so we can see what sort of glorious stupidity he's planning?
@radbradmusicartist
@radbradmusicartist 8 жыл бұрын
caption for pic - "the only reason miley cyrus is still relevant"
@SteveH4es
@SteveH4es 5 жыл бұрын
Actually Miley Cyrus can sing. And very well.
@allgrainbrewer10
@allgrainbrewer10 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Forys 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DiminishingAugmentation
@DiminishingAugmentation 8 жыл бұрын
$220 an hour is a ridiculous rate. Metalworks studios charges $100 an hour and they've been voted Best Studio in Canada for years!
@WaltonsJoint
@WaltonsJoint 8 жыл бұрын
"Wanna know how I got into this band?"
@Pixelman16
@Pixelman16 8 жыл бұрын
+Brett Dunkin you won xD
@Jaspertine
@Jaspertine 8 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Kanye was on Gofundme.
@uncleclaw171
@uncleclaw171 8 жыл бұрын
+Jaspertine -- LOL. Indeed, that level of extreme-yet-unfounded-and-untalented narcissism is quite Kanye-esque.
@TheYamiks
@TheYamiks 8 жыл бұрын
caprion : "mmmmm this METAL tastes good!"
@GoblinsOfFarmington
@GoblinsOfFarmington 6 жыл бұрын
TheYamiks I think its mercury HG
@midnightowl2323
@midnightowl2323 5 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t expecting an elite dangerous KZbinr here. I love your videos
@christianst.463
@christianst.463 7 жыл бұрын
Just add a Brazzers Logo to the picture. Brazzers logos make everything so much better.
@Cardnim
@Cardnim 8 жыл бұрын
CAPTION CONTEST - "Superglue's a bitch"
@Timbo6669
@Timbo6669 7 жыл бұрын
Caption for girl with mouth against mic.. "This is what i had to do, to the engineer for studio time.".
@amelyalilyorme1247
@amelyalilyorme1247 8 жыл бұрын
you used a modern numeral (8) for this video but you used roman numerals for the rest of the series
@SpectreSoundStudios
@SpectreSoundStudios 8 жыл бұрын
+Sammie Orme that's so bass players can watch, too!
@amelyalilyorme1247
@amelyalilyorme1247 8 жыл бұрын
+SpectreSoundStudios fair point. I'm a drummer and my friend is a bassist, we were going to get each other the rule two and the "1234 this shirt is smarter than your drummer" Tees for each other, but we're both broke secondary schoolers
@AndrewDeer1
@AndrewDeer1 8 жыл бұрын
+Sammie Orme What a sad business.
@chainsnz8164
@chainsnz8164 8 жыл бұрын
+SpectreSoundStudios thought it was so the drummers could keep up
@pauljh74
@pauljh74 8 жыл бұрын
+Sammie Orme Gotta break the trend sometime or else you have XXXVIII when it gets to 38.
@ThatRandomGuyInTheComments
@ThatRandomGuyInTheComments 8 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAH OH SHIT I lost my shit at "THE LAWS OF PHYSICS HAVE NOT!!!" :D
@pippipster7705
@pippipster7705 8 жыл бұрын
You know what's really weird is that you look just like Pixxylixx but without a beard and with really long hair - come to think of it, I haven't seen you to in the same room together!
@SpectreSoundStudios
@SpectreSoundStudios 8 жыл бұрын
+Pip Pipster watch my NAMM video
@ajkcoleman
@ajkcoleman 8 жыл бұрын
Dude I was about to comment that
@AlexH4774
@AlexH4774 8 жыл бұрын
Does NAMM count?
@sevenfacecomplex
@sevenfacecomplex 8 жыл бұрын
SpectreSoundStudios baha . I'm not digging you man fucking hack
@pAWNproductionsDE
@pAWNproductionsDE 8 жыл бұрын
so wait, that last guy doesn't play any instruments or sing (or have any discernible musical abilities as far as we can tell), AND needs 500,00 fucking dollars? sounds more to me like he needs to pay off some debts than fund an album
@jformaldehydem
@jformaldehydem 8 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with the message that's around the 3 minute mark? Yeah, it sucks that the engineer lost the business. But the band isn't saying that his time isn't worth the money. They are saying that they can't afford it right now, so they're going to reluctantly go for an inferior product because that's all they can afford right now and compromises can be made. If I were that engineer I'd be disappointed, but I wouldn't think the band were a bunch of assholes, at least not without further context.
@nelsongibson114
@nelsongibson114 8 жыл бұрын
I was thinking this too. The band simply stated in the nicest way possible that they were too broke to afford the record. I feel more bad for the band than the engineer. Why should the band have to spend more money than they have to because they "need to be concerned about him being able to eat"? Do musicians not need to eat too?
@BlackDemonOfficial
@BlackDemonOfficial 8 жыл бұрын
I thought that as well at first but i think they rocorded the whole thing already with the engineer but now they can't pay him properly
@beatzguy
@beatzguy 7 жыл бұрын
That girl kissing the mic is just your generic wannabe pop star who thinks she's got a career ahead of her because she can sing halfway decent . Nothing to see here
@drtyslzy
@drtyslzy 8 жыл бұрын
Also, that last guy must have watched a few too many interviews with Kanye West.
@Wabaanimkii
@Wabaanimkii 8 жыл бұрын
Was that final thing written by Kanye West?
@adrenochromejunkie
@adrenochromejunkie 8 жыл бұрын
As soon as that one guy said he was the "bassist" of his band, I knew you would have an absolute field day.
@andrewdanis
@andrewdanis 8 жыл бұрын
I think when that kid was saying "tell phil bozeman that", has was referring to one of the in studio videos that's up on youtube somewhere. Phil wasn't cupping it, he was using a SM7B and was just holding it by the base mostly. Some shots he has a hand lighly placed around the top of the mic but hes not squeezing or truly cupping.
@HECKproductions
@HECKproductions 8 жыл бұрын
"its been hundreds of years since we progressed blah blah blah" wat?? yeah i remember back in 1587 when jimi hendrix revolutionized guitar playing
@harryford1110
@harryford1110 8 жыл бұрын
Man, it is horrible what you had to say about the Christian text. He has a right to his views as much as you yours and that doesn't mean he has to promote something he doesn't believe in.
@SpectreSoundStudios
@SpectreSoundStudios 8 жыл бұрын
+Harry Ford and it's the hallmark of stupidity to let superstition get in the way of a good business deal.
@RedroomStudios
@RedroomStudios 8 жыл бұрын
+SpectreSoundStudios "we all at gullible superstitious idiots"... priceless dude!
@Evilboy36
@Evilboy36 8 жыл бұрын
+SpectreSoundStudios "Superstition" yeah sure, I hope you realize how fucking bigoted this is. In many of your videos we can see how much you like to shit on religion in any passive-aggressive way you can. Won't even try to argue with that, this is just disgusting.
@RedroomStudios
@RedroomStudios 8 жыл бұрын
+Evilboy36 first of all, there is nothing wrong with poking fun at someone's beliefs. Glenn never said that people who believe in god should be denied any rights or arrested or anything that would harm you. he also doesnt deny your right to believe what you want. grow a thicker skin like us non believers have had to do over the last 2 milleniums, why we were frequently being mass murdered by Christians. and lastly, if your god is so offended then he has the power to do something about it, right?
@Les537
@Les537 8 жыл бұрын
+Evilboy36 Religion is fantasy. How can anyone take believers seriously? You might as well tell me you believe a purple flying pig is guiding your life. It's complete nonsense - what do you expect?
@digiscream
@digiscream 8 жыл бұрын
OK, to be fair...the one at 2:05 doesn't seem that stupid to me - they had no idea how much it cost, they found out and it's more than they can afford; they weren't even assholes for it, they're just living within their means and not trying to get anything on the cheap or trying to screw the engineer out of money (or, worse, getting them to do the work and then not paying or whining after the fact).
@ShaneStrife
@ShaneStrife 8 жыл бұрын
"...Enlighten the entire planet." Yeah. Okay, buddy.
@holdenwill
@holdenwill 8 жыл бұрын
honestly companies shouldn't endorse bands or people that have beliefs that aren't inline with the companies beliefs or mission statement. companies and individuals have the right to support who they want with their cash or products.
@johnmonroney8614
@johnmonroney8614 7 жыл бұрын
caption: it's much throatier in the mix.
@gamesgearnthrash5338
@gamesgearnthrash5338 4 жыл бұрын
John Monroney that is genius!
@StellariumCelestia
@StellariumCelestia 8 жыл бұрын
Caption: 'I can't sing, but I got the job this way'
@Matthew_Klepadlo
@Matthew_Klepadlo 4 күн бұрын
What is a woman?
@thomasrevill7723
@thomasrevill7723 8 жыл бұрын
You know it's going downhill when the prospective customer swears at the sound engineer (whom they do not know) when first contracting them.
@KeistasZmogelis
@KeistasZmogelis 8 жыл бұрын
Personally, I don't cup the mic, as it doesn't suit my singing stile. But I think cupping the mic can bring some interesting thin "overdriven" vocal tones. Worked out pretty well with deftones, for example.
@henrihell
@henrihell 8 жыл бұрын
+Paulius Mscichauskas if you want a thin overdriven sound, use a soft overdrive and an EQ. If the singer brings his own mic, fine, but I don't want to clean spit out of my mics after every session.
@BoilingJD
@BoilingJD 8 жыл бұрын
+Paulius Mscichauskas Chino doesn't actually cup the mic when he records, he just holds one hand near his face, like when you're whispering into someone's ear.
@Vortigon
@Vortigon Жыл бұрын
There is always one moron
@spencermahan3137
@spencermahan3137 7 жыл бұрын
That second one was actually one of the more Civil I've seen in this series.
@brad_genx_sk8er
@brad_genx_sk8er 8 жыл бұрын
I'm not religious, but that dude seemed like a genuinely nice guy. What's it to you or anyone on who they choose to do business with? Bashing Christians is easy and not dangerous. Go for the gold, insult Muslims.
@SpectreSoundStudios
@SpectreSoundStudios 8 жыл бұрын
+Joe Flavor all religions equally useless
@triple_x_r_tard
@triple_x_r_tard 4 жыл бұрын
@@SpectreSoundStudios some are more prolific and dangerous than others. i've been an atheist all my life, but, honestly Glenn, if you think religion is "useless" then why don't you ask yourself why most surviving populations of people have a history of practicing religion? survival of society.
@jessiehermit9503
@jessiehermit9503 5 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for his university professors.
@ferdinandstrat
@ferdinandstrat 8 жыл бұрын
"The musician equivalent of a gamer gurl".
@SpywareVA
@SpywareVA 2 жыл бұрын
5:59 When you're in a guitar store but they don't sell ice cream
@szaki95
@szaki95 8 жыл бұрын
Stop sucking the mic! :D
@nerftimewithdom5829
@nerftimewithdom5829 4 жыл бұрын
5:55 "this is how i almost chocked from the mic grill falling off"
@beckoningoblivion739
@beckoningoblivion739 8 жыл бұрын
That last guy is a total sociopath.
@nnovatakaren5515
@nnovatakaren5515 8 жыл бұрын
+Logan Taylor Part of me wishes for him to have the money just to emphasize his idiotic face once he realizes he is the failure of the century
@henrihell
@henrihell 8 жыл бұрын
+Cesar Issac Mercado Maybe he should forget about music and be an author as that was an entertaining and well written wall of text.
@RCAvhstape
@RCAvhstape 8 жыл бұрын
+Cesar Issac Mercado He is "of the skull"!
@beckoningoblivion739
@beckoningoblivion739 8 жыл бұрын
+henrihell Agreed!!!
@ABlankAndrew
@ABlankAndrew 8 жыл бұрын
The only part he has right is how much of a cultural dumpster Plattsburgh, NY is. I'm trying to find who submitted him to Glenn so I can meet them and give them a high five.
@LordZozzy
@LordZozzy 8 жыл бұрын
4:55 - was... Was that a typo you were trying to cover up? :D Holy crap :D Love your vids btw Glenn, keep on crushing these meatheads :)
@freeradicalpanda
@freeradicalpanda 8 жыл бұрын
Huh that last guy is seriosuly dillusional. I think he needs medical help (if he's not a con-artist).
@phildikcoski8638
@phildikcoski8638 8 жыл бұрын
NEVER STOP .....doing these please
@kysersoze739
@kysersoze739 8 жыл бұрын
*I bet that's the GoFundMe campaign for the new Kanye West album!*
@ryugen
@ryugen 8 жыл бұрын
Caption: 'I hope Glenn-senpai finally notices my cupping skills.'
@laurenwigglesworth3719
@laurenwigglesworth3719 7 жыл бұрын
I am a drummer and I find this series so hilarious keep them coming
@bubbahotep5439
@bubbahotep5439 8 жыл бұрын
5:40 - "Fricker ??? I thought I was going to be cupping Kayne!!"
@siggitiggi
@siggitiggi 8 жыл бұрын
That guy who wanted to spend less money was very polite though. Hardly belongs in stupid texts.
@musiccampwithlumpyandlisa9025
@musiccampwithlumpyandlisa9025 6 жыл бұрын
Caption: We can't afford to pay much, but I can probably get my mom to lick your windscreen.
@DanusOpium
@DanusOpium 8 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, the Christian dude was actually talking with Mendel from Aborted.
@SpectreSoundStudios
@SpectreSoundStudios 8 жыл бұрын
+Dreamdevourer I KNOW NOTHING!
@FloridaManRacer
@FloridaManRacer 5 жыл бұрын
Caption: How many licks does it take to get to the center of an SM-57? Dunno, she's still trying...
@TheZmaughmer
@TheZmaughmer 8 жыл бұрын
That GoFundMe guy sounds like Kanye West.
@RedRider197
@RedRider197 8 жыл бұрын
LOL now you can make a "WHO THE FUCK IS GLENN FRICKER?" Shirt or Sticker.
@mh287
@mh287 8 жыл бұрын
"trying to prevent me from reaching my final forum" sounds oddly familiar.
@GomPilote
@GomPilote 8 жыл бұрын
"I am an ARTIST" - Capital letters for capital ego. I laughed a lot on this one, thanks Glenn for this! Keep it up!
@neophobicnyctophile8264
@neophobicnyctophile8264 8 жыл бұрын
I use a pop-filter. Love it. I make it a requirement when anyone uses my mic. I just tell them about my last bout of pneumonia, and they tend to back off...
@IDONTEXIST_6
@IDONTEXIST_6 8 жыл бұрын
Phil Bozeman does not cup the mic. He bends down and puts his hand near his mouth, which has a more dwelling effect on his gutteral screams. Some bands cup the mic on stage, although SOME...some vocalist's actually make the technique work for them.
@FearTheReaPeRr
@FearTheReaPeRr 8 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, I live in Aselaide. Adelaide.
@martenpine245
@martenpine245 3 жыл бұрын
AHH the city of choiches. Hey I know your comment is 5 years old and I'm a farken numpty for even replying, but do you have any favourite Adelaide metal bands from back then? AND WHAT About nowadays? Descend to Acheron, Brutaliate, Oath of Damnation.....and back in the day we had some EEEPPPIIICCC bands in Adelaide.
@behindyou123456
@behindyou123456 8 жыл бұрын
Caption for the pic: "My singing sucks, but so do I!"
@Turboy65
@Turboy65 8 жыл бұрын
Never bulldoze the local crackhouse. You'll end up with newly homeless bass players wandering around the neighborhood for WEEKS.
@aeonamadi
@aeonamadi 7 жыл бұрын
Yesterday 2:59PM: "Who the fuck is glen ficker?" *Googles Glenn eighteen hours later* "Oh fuck me I'm going to be famous for all the wrong reasons"
@MilitantOldLady
@MilitantOldLady 8 жыл бұрын
The last one sounds like Kanye West.
@TheTwister22
@TheTwister22 4 жыл бұрын
“Gullible superstitious idiots” lol I love it.
@kanped
@kanped 8 жыл бұрын
I dunno about that death metal endorsement thing. They have their beliefs, they have no obligation to endorse anyone. "I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it" and that. They weren't being dicks about it or anything. Misguided and frustrating, sure but not really out of line IMO.
@Mendelian
@Mendelian 8 жыл бұрын
I fully agree, I was just stunned to be honest.
@tristanmartin49
@tristanmartin49 8 жыл бұрын
Fuckface's GoFundMe honestly had me in tears. I didn't even make it halfway through his "revolutionary art project" bullshit before I was uncontrollably laughing, and damn near pissing myself.
@Meta9871
@Meta9871 8 жыл бұрын
That grille is the closest thing to a tip that she'll ever kiss. 5:38
@___TTF___
@___TTF___ 8 жыл бұрын
+Meta9871 oh my xD
@thecognacsipper
@thecognacsipper 8 жыл бұрын
the death metal one at 6:00 ; the guy was clear, polite and honest. He's doing his job in a civil way, and "morally" in his perspective, .He's harming no one and probably knows that what he said is not only morally but also commercially reasonable: imagine a metal label releasing some christian rock: it would have been mocked at in "This week in Metal"! Rightfully so I think! I'm not at all religious in any sense nor I give a shit about god, let alone the antichrist or shit like that. But that guy behaved in a civil way and it's not a stupid text in my opinion. What do you think about it?
@donovan6206
@donovan6206 7 жыл бұрын
Caption : See i dont cup the mic, but i want to cup something else
@0przem
@0przem 8 жыл бұрын
Dude, i get it you're not religious. Im not either! But that guy was actually being really nice about that endorsement deal! This is not some angry jesus lover sabotaging a metal show. He was just not comfortable with the endorsement deal, which, to me, is a noble reason! To me that looked like someone who is able to value something else more than money and thats hard to come by in today's world! Reacting to anybody who has different views to you with such disrespect is not only uncalled for, its childish. Dont get me wrong! i find it funny when you make fun of people for whatever reason. But for example you're able to acknowledge proper bassists when you see them and you seem to have an irrational grudge against all religious people, even if they're really good people. All im saying is... that guy was cool, give credit where credit is due.
@theflyingfudgeman9118
@theflyingfudgeman9118 8 жыл бұрын
caption for that picture: hint for beginners: mics are not popsicles, don't eat or suck on them
@AlexandreAubrey
@AlexandreAubrey 8 жыл бұрын
Got a feeling the last one might have been a troll...
@remyzk9424
@remyzk9424 7 жыл бұрын
What even is his final form?
@lkjs-si2sr
@lkjs-si2sr 7 жыл бұрын
A butterfly
@eddiekayneofficial2993
@eddiekayneofficial2993 4 жыл бұрын
What is he, Dr. Wiley?? 😆
@larsheuker
@larsheuker 8 жыл бұрын
he sounds so much like cartman with the sped up voices lmao
@BarcaPatrick9
@BarcaPatrick9 8 жыл бұрын
I was about to say the same thing xD
@giannisv.5151
@giannisv.5151 8 жыл бұрын
When is the video with affordable guitars is coming out?
@abigailchurcher26
@abigailchurcher26 7 жыл бұрын
Aselaide is a good way of describing Adelaide
@Pixelman16
@Pixelman16 8 жыл бұрын
8:04 "Ficker" is Fucker in german xD
@Opuskrokus
@Opuskrokus 8 жыл бұрын
+Suƞgam What do you think "fricker" is in Canadian?
@AnyDrug
@AnyDrug 8 жыл бұрын
+Suƞgam But it is also a more commom last name than one would guess
@Pixelman16
@Pixelman16 8 жыл бұрын
Opuskrokus There is a language called canadian?
@PorscheJon
@PorscheJon 8 жыл бұрын
+Suƞgam LOL
@TheWitchOvAgnesi
@TheWitchOvAgnesi 8 жыл бұрын
+Suƞgam Well, there is "Canadian French" (minor dialect of "Continental French") and there is the acknowledged and observed spelling variation of "Canadian English," so yeah, I guess you could say "Canadian" is a language in terms of the lay man, but no, it's not a separate language on a purely linguistic classification level.
@TylerGotAYTAccount
@TylerGotAYTAccount 8 жыл бұрын
The best video yet. Please never let this series die.
@Vanadeo
@Vanadeo 8 жыл бұрын
Caption pic: .. "My daddy bought me this, i do has he taught me."
@antonlindstrom8373
@antonlindstrom8373 8 жыл бұрын
Hey Glenn, do you have any experience recording things other than metal/heavy rock and things of that nature? For example, have you ever recorded stuff like Jazz, Classical or Folk music in your studio? If so, were those experiences different to your usual experiences recording things like metal. Like did the musicians act a different way? Were they less annoying? More annoying? Did the bass players actually know what they were doing, or were they still terrible? Cheers
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