Speedrunning Mario, but every mistake loses $100

[@kyra1974]

"EZ, stop throwing your money at these mobile speedruns!" "So throw my money at other speedrunners, got it"

[@lxdicrous4413]

Wdym?

[@Name-ru1kt]

Hey these guys actually should get money thrown at them. Some super mario speedrunners literal use their hands and feet for it since two player is faster. Certin spots at least. Yea their kinda cracked.

[@peanutbeater278]

@@Name-ru1kt bruh that's super Mario odyssey

[@kyra1974]

Oh l agree, l think it's great he's supporting fellow speedrunners while also giving us fun content/challenges to watch.

[@Lance0]

@@peanutbeater278 technically still a super mario game, he didn't say specifically SM64

[@wardcraft9106]

At first I was like wtf, then I realized he has nearly 1.7m subs for running flash games. Insane

[@danielcharles4431]

Eazy is going to sell more kidneys to cover the fund for this video.

[@erisesoteric7571]

Eazy be speedrunning harvesting all of his organs for KZbin content.

[@grass5576]

and Mario hELpS

[@petergao96]

You heard of what the dog doing, now get ready for: "What the bird doing?"

[@devonstinert5455]

Speedrun getting to the centre of a jawbreaker

[@EndHezler]

He should speedrun turbo cyborg ninja x

[@hmdragon1638]

as someone who has never played this game nor seen a speedrun of it, all these acronyms are confusing, like a good 20% of this video is gibberish to me. fun gibberish buts still just that.

[@samanthaduffyormsby]

U should do dictators no peace

[@nathanromine6032]

This guy just made more money than my entire summer job. The funny thing is that he probably put in more hours lol.

[@DavidSmith-bh6ez]

He is among the most qualified people in the world after all.

[@wittica2925]

Nathan it seems that you need to get a new job

[@nathanromine6032]

@@wittica2925 I worked for like half a summer and it was my first job so I didn't make much.

[@textik5821]

@@wittica2925 I don’t think any job will pay you 2500$ a month, not unless your working like 70 hours biweekly even than that’s 1400$ a month

[@wittica2925]

@@textik5821 Freelance programming?

[@acertainsomeone4960]

This really proves the saying of “I will never financially recover from this.”

[@MewtwoStruckBack]

Nah. This where you get the MrBeasts of the world to step in.

[@weitingyen2192]

could be worse

[@berti4179]

@Jalesa Nina stop

[@Mynameishassan0]

Is that a saying

[@berti4179]

@@Mynameishassan0 it is meme

[@forgottencorpse69]

" would you give up a leg for third full functioning arm ? I already have that " killed me 😭

[@Krakyy]

Wait... *OHHHHH*

[@evanstewart262]

Mario 64 speed runs are so goofy, it’ll just look like someone made a huge mistake but nahhh that was just to get some crazy ass movement to get some other thing done

[@Name-ru1kt]

These speedruns make whoever designed the games physics engine ashamed. And also the walls

[@Blernster]

@@Name-ru1kt no they should be proud they made such a complex movement system

[@abominati0n]

hazy maze cave is one of my least favorite to play but one of my most fav to watch for that very reason

[@randomdudeontheinternet6165]

I'm proud that after all these years, Mario 64 is still relevant in our society.

[@Cloud-jz5zx]

Lol

[@ashb2483]

It was always an N64 game my brother and I never owned ourselves and always played at someone else's house.

[@BBWahoo]

It's the great grandaddy of 3D platformers

[@matan9094]

Is EazySpeezy becoming the MrBeast of speedrunners?

[@thespiffingamerican]

i sure hope not

[@TrueCore361]

@@thespiffingamerican why?? i think it would be kinda cool

[@thespiffingamerican]

@@TrueCore361 You go ahead and think that. Mr.Beast is really annoying. And i wouldn't want somone to become that.

[@leosong829]

im just commeting to get some of the inevitable tea

[@scratchtime8281]

@@thespiffingamerican he is a God amongst us he has such a big heart and is giving back to the community and struggling business and people

[@mainten833]

I love how eazyspeezy supports other speedrunners. He'll dedicate entire videos to them and I just love that

[@Relaxingtitan]

Day 90 of asking Easy for a Budget Cuts speedrun.

[@SuperCommentMan]

You'll get it one day man

[@randomsaltacountimback3044]

Be gone though

[@Thick_Moist]

Yes be runs would be sick as hell

[@Legitzombieguy]

Damn 91 days? I would just give up after 5 days of asking lol

[@kyleculp7520]

Something I can get behind

[@alansmithee419]

I just find the fact that he remained on pace for world record until almost a full hour into the run very impressive. (by "on pace" I mean his "best possible time" remained below the world record, I realise this isn't a great metric for determining this) Edit: removed my incredible display of incompetence.

[@assassin01620]

Yes, you did just find the fact. Lol

[@Blernster]

LOL

[@maryelvira3637]

"I don't think he's gonna mess up anymore" *messes up as soon as he said that* Me : Eazy you're jinxing it!

[@Blernster]

Why do you include "Me: " ? It's the same without adding that dumb shi

[@Lol-zw8ks]

If you ever do something like this again eazy I think it would be way more interesting if you were commentating in real time with the person doing the run

[@AlryFireBlade]

Wait, he isnt O.o

[@Lol-zw8ks]

@@AlryFireBlade I mean he could be talking live as simply is doing the run, but I mean more like actively talking to them in like a discord channel. I want the banter lol

[@Firewolfslayer]

I mean the thing is that talking = distraction = larger chance to make a mistake soo

[@Krakyy]

@@Firewolfslayer Well, he gets to save money

[@Blernster]

@@Firewolfslayer That's... The... Point

[@firstnamelastname5574]

EasySpeezy's voice sounds so menacing sometimes, that when he says "He deeeefinitely won't fall here" I was expecting him to fall down any second

[@loverlover34]

Simply's gonna react to this on stream so he can milk himself for his own content

[@AxelDayton]

Still can't believe its day 80 of begging for a speedrun of baking and eating a cake irl

[@Donat.3481]

ah yes the natural progression of content making others do your content for you by giving away lots of money.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

You then more than recoup the cost through views, etc. It's like being the boss of a traditional company. Incredible.

[@JesseWinford69]

Well that's cool their were 2 bosses I've never seen or fought before when I used to play it when it first came out. The rock hand dude and worm dude. Had no clue they existed lol

[@TheSOTA]

Ok but just imagine the world where Simply got WR on this run

[@yeetusmtg9590]

if i do this challenge (as title implies) i’d end up losing more money than buying a disco monkey nft

[@mitchelldingodilehomie4230]

Imagine speezy speedrun ing wario ware get it together story mode

[@cay7809]

@Tuki no

[@cay7809]

@Tuki I hope you get a early eternal sleep forever

[@StoMoComedoPro]

11:45 That penguin who wanted to race him, almost killed him! How evil of that penguin, then again, Mario killed his baby probably.

[@mattevans4377]

I can't wait for someone to pay Eazy to speed run something, only for him to mess everything up and gain very little. Although the views will probably make up for that.

[@manyatruegamer6351]

you should do this with a ratchet and clank speedrunner named xen92, as he is really talented and is probably the top speedrunner at rac

[@darthvader473]

I know Simply, I subbed to his channel and followed him on Twitch. He's a very crazy Speedrunner!

[@kingkenri_rec]

Early?

[@CrumbMuffins]

Probably just cause I’m old, and I do see the stress of losing $1k cause you didn’t press jump at the exact frame but like it’s not like he was going to have to pay money for doing poorly on the run. At worst he was gonna be in the exact same position before the run if he finished one second past five minutes.

[@suncat530]

psychologically tho you feel like at the start of the challenge you got the whole sum, but every mistake forces you to give some of that money away not that it's exactly logical, but brains aren't inherently logical lol

[@gyorgyjanossy1081]

Speedrunners: Throwing away 10k Me, watching this while can't afford food: "Yes, entertainment"

[@SwellHell.]

Bro you’re becoming the Mr beast of the speed running wold

[@Essman614]

19:37 coulda got the 5k if you just did carpetless like a real man

[@OminousEcho]

Really enjoy the speedrun challenges you've been giving other people! I hope you can make some more content like this (if your wallet can handle it, of course)

[@Ruisu07]

This honestly makes me wanna try to learn speedrunning sm64 because it looks so fun but then again I'm also bad 😅

[@derekrequiem4359]

The lowest SM64 100% score is 16 and a half hours on the leaderboard, I'm fully confident you can get that or better 😄

[@MykeThaFartSmella69]

Honestly pretty much anyone can learn 16 stars, and get like sub 25 without trying much

[@Terminarch]

Shit dude what do I have to speedrun for $5k? Also this guy's reactions were NOT fun to watch. Unfortunate since he's pretty good at this...

[@EduardoOliveira-yr3ib]

You need to do this challenge with Liam (the world record holder)

[@LiamMorast39]

Or Liam (the viewer who’s a nice guy)

[@Name-ru1kt]

@@LiamMorast39 he would love to. So how much money do you have? Cause if you just off the world record by a minute. You already owe him money so like…

[@joshnanya1595]

For these react type videos i wish we got speezys face kinda jarring to bave a disemboded voice speak over the original vid but that's just me

[@Darkplasma26]

Can you try to speedrun Birthdays the beginnings? You have to unlock ALL creatures and plants!

[@TslrEntertainment]

And suited bird speedrun this edit for monthly payment;) I can hear his pain muting all the f words

[@DarkKnightDueler]

3k is more than enough for breadsticks with sauce.

[@TwoDerrick]

Knowing the category before the run would have been nice. you could have at least put it in the description.

[@Cracks094]

literally paying thousands of dollars to a streamer to not have to make content yourself, marvelous.

[@treechild869]

EazySpeezy is just like the Speedrunning community's Skeppy

[@cedrickalba7081]

Speedrunning losing money from poor financial decisions Any% glitchless.

[@meoww_33]

speedrunner: *Intensely playing afraid of losing money* mario: *is having actual seizure*

[@Blernster]

You: *this dumb comment* Me: *wow this comment is dumb*

[@chasenielsen8993]

Summoning salts vid let’s most of what He is trying to do not go over my head

[@Kat-327]

when you realize he will make more money from this video lol

[@keatin2935]

Anyone else notice chat start talking about 8 balls of coke at 11:22?

[@robertlyons9399]

Do a bugsnax speedrun. It's only a 15 minute run, you would get sub 20 on your first attempt. There's a discord, and many people will help you out. It's a really fun run, plus it's bugsnax, what's not to love

[@kirbomatic1573]

even better: get an amateur runner/casual player to do this challenge

[@BT1902]

Ben: I don’t mind losing the money, for the content. Me: he’s probably getting double the money from a sponsor 🤣

[@Blernster]

KZbinrs never lose money when they make videos like this

[@piai55]

Holy fuck Simply is such a *beast* in this game. Good video!

[@maxyboi3797]

Teccy's already in the super mario community just with the power of eggyDance and i love it bro, can't wait to spam it when simply goes live again

[@smashenYT]

When you have to censor literally every sentence he says. Fun editing 😫

[@thatKurtis]

Am I the only one, that noticed the spin in the title? xD

[@WhitedevilEE]

The fact that his reactio to getting 3K was just.... "Thank you Ez" is kinda concerning me..... I mean... If I was to get 2 or even 1K I'd be jumping around in happines... oh well.... Money is just a number for them I guess...

[@melanierose5941]

So what’s the world record. I missed that part

[@1un4cy]

"Do you think any video on youtube will have a trillion views?" Unlikely since the most viewed video is Baby Shark at 10B, only 1% of the way there

[@Federer.]

I saw the shadow of MrBeast from this guy

[@Chris.Batchelor]

You should do this with the top SMO speed runners

[@RatedX29]

I feel less sorry about you spending all that money on mobile games now. Glad you get paid well, really like your content

[@dblockjumper6929]

Yo my 2 favorite speed runners, pog

[@ben_yz_2077]

Eazy is slowly turning into mrbeast

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

This video is: 15% speedeun fails 85% speedy fanboying over other speedrunners.

[@ShadeTavish]

Simply Plays Mario 64 Like Oatsngoats Plays Super Metroid for $3000

[@KimiiiRaikkonen]

Is it so much paid to be a youtube with 1,8m subs that you can just pay people 3k$ to make a video and go with profit from it?. Damn that's cool. If I had the same luxury I think I would made it more of a contest, and included smaller streamers. Winner get x money or subs. And the loser got to be included in a video and expand his content and stream aswell. A win win. right? and more content than just one video :D Imagine what 1k for 1st, 500 for 2nd an 250bones for 3/4th would have done to those smaller streamers. and well if the pros win, hey they have spent alot of hours on getting that level so it's deserved money either way. and you need the big names to make people click the videos

[@whisperingcrown591]

"I love climbing ledges!!" ah I see automantle doesn't only ruin titanfall players

[@Kaitri]

Idk how simply and ben became friends but i love it. 2 amazing guys

[@extraamusing4568]

Hey! I don't want to ask for much but could you try speedrunning Chaos Faction 2, our small speedrunning community would apprieciete it very much. Chaos faction 2 is a 2010 flash game and it might be nostalgic for some.

[@MrCoffeeMan8525]

bruh. your becoming mr. beast speedruner edition

[@will_iam_haker606]

sometimes i cant tell wether he mest up or did a trick

[@Dzeividz]

I don’t understand what is going on xD. How is he so calm doing this crazy shit

[@Vin_C0]

Day 1 of asking Eazy to speedrun Deltarune chapter 1 and 2

[@melonking3104]

Obviously you can make whatever content you want, but I honestly find any challenge with a dollar sign slapped on it is obnoxious, and I hope it doesn’t become a common theme on your channel even though ill still watch it

[@rath4848]

Just a tip change the title to: Mario Speedrun for 5000$ but every mistake loses 100$ or something like that just get the 5000$ in the title so it gets more views ;)

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

Speedrun of getting into poverty any%

[@imonlyryan]

0:30 he gets what?????

[@hazard8580]

this man would win 10.000 if 100000 iq

[@silvermoons7539]

Please do a zoombinis speedrun!

[@uni7935]

You should speedrun legend of Zelda breath of the wild, it is a good game for speedrunning although requires a lot of practise but considering how good you are you will definitely be able to do it 👍

[@The_Defragonian]

Speed run bloons adventure time

[@ven8190]

I was watching the autoplay of this video since I didn't have my headphones on yet, and I read the captions in the exact voice, inflection and all, as the video XD

[@Thick_Moist]

@Ian Layman I have to agree with you sir, VR speedrunning would be sick as all hell. I would even challenge speezy to an any% on accounting plus to get him started lol

[@localidiot450]

You know replies are a thing, right?

[@Thick_Moist]

@@localidiot450 yes sir, but they usually get buried in the original comment

[@Storse]

@@Thick_Moist but now we cant see the original comment, and the original commenter wont see yours.

[@Thick_Moist]

@@Storse that is very fair there sir, I may reconsider doing that then

[@charlottearanea7507]

It took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize that you weren't in a call with him and he wasn't just ignoring everything you said.

[@marcuspaquette1767]

Was confused for awhile, the title of the video says "every mistake" but it should say "every minute".

[@lovinglife8854]

So does he lose a hundred dollars per mistake? Or a thousand dollars?! Because them title has got me confused....

[@captainkeller2792]

Well, this one was fun to watch. Hope the video made the money back, so we can see some other games aswell. :D

[@Allert.]

Hey easyspeezy please try to speedrun vex. Its one of my fav games and id love it if you would make a video about it.

[@Filthykur]

The speedrunner sounds like the "WELL ACKSHUALLY" guy.

[@doggo7078]

He simply was on another level 😏

[@toreymccleskey2848]

Speezy, you're better than this big money bullshit. Focus on the content, bud!

[@Fishisthegoat]

This guy: raging Speesy: what was the bird doing there?

[@saalok]

EazySpeezy is slowly turning into MrSpeezy or EazyBeast

[@overtimechaos]

has eazyspeedz realised that either the video title is wrong or the description is wrong because one says 100 and the other 1000

[@pablo_the_zolo]

you should sidechain your audio to the audio of the video you're watching. would make this video sound a lot better

[@goober_t]

0:36 this is like one of the memes when people animate meme 64 speedruns and do weird gliches yea... this i like one but in the real game