i speedrun cursed mario 64

[@montimon0256]

I love how getting the star clipping through the wall in the Fortress is a viable strat for both the regular Mario 64 and bad mario 64

[@SmoreBender]

bad mario 64? there is no bad mario 64

[@mewstudios2652]

I think that by bad Mario 64 he means the original

[@vietnamgamer9490]

Hey you stole my comment before I made it

[@wheeleekwazee1641]

By bad you mean cursed

[@colorman9323]

I don't like what you're saying buddy

[@reknostarfox4690]

That one single pistol has more polygons, than the entire game Edit: Why is there remains of a battle? I just made stupid comment because I'm stupid.

[@JohnUnsub]

Not really, it's mostly just a bumpmap giving the illusion of a detailed model

[@Sir-Raids]

@@JohnUnsub i bet you REAL fun at the party.... Oh nvm you've never go to a party

[@FordFourD-aka-Ford4D]

@@Sir-Raids Nah, he was contributing real information. You're just critiquing a KZbin comment for no reason. 🌈🌟 _The More You Know_

[@stebsis]

@@Sir-Raids You shouldn't need to be fun at parties, the party should be fun on its own and if the people there can't accept you for who you are then it's not a party worth attending No I'm not fun at parties

[@FordFourD-aka-Ford4D]

@@stebsis lmao 🤣 Well for what it's worth, I'd go to any one of _your_ parties!

[@trick7024]

"I don't know why I'm not getting the secret, please physics" I'm pretty sure physics don't apply to magical glowing dust

[@creepergamerplayz6007]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hajUfZqar99kqMU

[@notchieuwu]

if you snort enough magical glowing dust you can taste physics

[@waleedtahir4361]

@@creepergamerplayz6007 rick roll

[@waleedtahir4361]

@Mumboli Jumboli why rick roll number 2

[@mikailvandartel]

@@waleedtahir4361 why not? kzbin.info/www/bejne/mmK8c6looryfopI

[@mr_dolphin621]

"Only a few bullet wounds with some phycological damage."- EazySpeezy Jan 20,2021

[@roberine7241]

Schools in the US

[@moistloaf3854]

Psychological

[@ARandomMinecraftVillager]

"I hate how the bullies were implemented, they are so annoying" Like the originals weren't little annoying pieces of crap

[@rosyhvideo2587]

Him: ._______.

[@AzumarillConGafasBv]

At least they don't kill you like in two or three hits

[@fod-der]

@@AzumarillConGafasBv shy guy profile picture gang

[@Jcakedafurry]

@@fod-der no, is sombrero guy

[@Jcakedafurry]

@-Cryowo- u. w. u.

[@aclonymous]

I’m 5 minutes into the video and he’s already done both cannonless and framewalking. This game is way more accurate to source material than it has any right being.

[@DuztS]

Keep in mind this was made by someone with barely any idea of how to make a game, so this is impressive

[@rayanesaada5080]

Yeah, it seems like those unity games made with free templates from the asset store 😂

[@jacopodeldeo4308]

Keep in mind that wven m64 creators didn’t have any idea on what they were doing: the world was flat before them

[@EazySpeezy]

Yeah this game is awesome

[@drangpot8667]

@Angelo Guerzon That's a weird thing to comment.

[@shaunduzstuffs]

It's the Undertale fight editor guy

[@ZorotheGallade]

Mario with a gun: "You've mamad your last mia"

[@merl_]

I love how, despite this being an entirely different game, glitches like whomp's cannonless and jrb framewalk still exist to some extent.

[@brandonbombplays9304]

Framewalking exists everywhere in normal mario 64, and in bad Mario 64 you just walk up the slope, not framewalk up it.

[@merl_]

@@brandonbombplays9304 I know that. JRB framewalk in particular is the name for a speedrunning trick that allows you to get the box star quicker, and in this game you can do something similar. I know it isn't the exact same, which is why I said "to some extent" at the end of the comment

[@FlusteredTruck]

@@brandonbombplays9304 i think u mean good m64 lol

[@catfromreddit7148]

“Who needs 2 seconds” “We don’t have 2 seconds to spare” Literally every speed runner ever

[@kristimartin6526]

Now that you’re comfortable with Mario games Speedrun Cat Mario

[@antixg]

oh god

[@eboone]

yessss do this

[@rossinapail5163]

you monster

[@johnparker7732]

yes

[@derrilazkia1002]

Or better, a good car mario game, Eryi's action

[@veryloudcat8839]

Are we going to ignore the fact that he friggin' _DELETED_ the chompy piano?

[@kingstaze9696]

Yes.

[@dantaegarcia1778]

Mario with a gun is now my new sleep paralysis demon

[@zaptrap4802]

wdym? He's completely normal! mario without a gun gives me sleep paralysis.

[@EpigeoN_]

@@zaptrap4802 Mario in general just gets me paralyzed

[@abdelwahabnassim6281]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpnXentjjNJ2Zpo

[@vwedishman6931]

Nice

[@hmmmblyat]

One time, my sleep paralysis demon was just standing at the end of my bed and throwing salad on my feet.

[@lisahenry20]

"[Dev] didn't feel like implementing this too hard" MOOD!

[@darknight5837]

"Thank you so much for playing my game" "You can now play as Luigi"

[@wortz9291]

Imagine seeing that after death

[@brokentoaster4231]

@@wortz9291 you have ascended to Luigi

[@lxchristhebuff1303]

@@wortz9291 That is the one true end result.

[@arealgamer342]

You've been sentenced to death due to allegations of multiple cases of homicide. As you wait in the chair, a man approaches you, holding a syringe. "It's been designed to be as painless as possible", he tells you. "It'll be over quickly." He injects the substance into your strapped-down arm and, after a few minutes, your head feels light. Darkness is slowly eating away at the light of the world you formerly knew. Finally, your body surrenders its efforts to the execution. When you allow death to consume you, only one bright blue message appears through the void. It has the picture of a big-nosed, seemingly Italian, mustached man. The white text reads, "You can now play as Luigi!"

[@ThatNerdAlbert]

@@arealgamer342 amazing

[@jackyourfriendlygamer2948]

This is basically: “You know the rules, *”SAY GOODBYE!”* speedrun.

[@vividpain_]

Mario 64 but for his neutral special, he wields a *GUN.*

[@luigiwithashotgun2196]

Its only been an hour but i feel like this comment deserves a lot more love

[@-fire277-5]

Mario’s had enough of bowser’s bs

[@nicocchi]

For his down special, he wields a G U N

[@gregmannino6893]

For his left special, G U N

[@Koko-sg7pp]

Little Z

[@paulybfromda303]

3:02 Sure, throwing Tuxie off the cliff was something everyone loved to do, but shooting the penguin? THAT is satisfying

[@dbdsfinest4820]

Imagine Mario Bursting into a castle with a Glock like "IT'S-A ME A-MARIO!!!!!!"

[@gabrielho1874]

You're not A-MARIO, you're A-MERRICAN

[@amethyst6489]

Watch Terminal Montage bro he's awesome

[@soutriver]

@@gabrielho1874 ain't he italian? So it's a mario from a the mafia

[@theterminator2192]

It's a me the mafia

[@mikata_mark_official5306]

Italian plumber Austrian gun name American comment joke Israilie gun model, Damn, I feel like my next hotel will be with Travago.

[@KaeraNeko]

18:56 oh yeah, I totally saw that shivering during the actual picosecond you showed the bookcase

[@ryanreynolds3630]

I miss you showing us where you are on the leaderboards quickly for reference. Love the video though man

[@merl_]

only one other person has ever done a mario 64 fps run, so it wouldn't really matter www.speedrun.com/sm64fps

[@brittlekneesmgee3674]

Nope alpharad speedruns this game now

[@merl_]

@@brittlekneesmgee3674 dude this comment is a month old the leaderboard has a lot more than alpharad on it now. however, what I said was completely true when I said it.

[@TheDutchisGaming]

“Wow that was a weird screen effect “ Every time someone spliced a speedrun.

[@suhanichopraa]

"we have to take this penguin to her mother" *proceeds to shoot the penguin to death*

[@FazTab]

That's how we bring penguins to their mothers in America. Sure the penguin might not be breathing, but at least the penguin is with her mother.

[@luminatron]

her mother is in heaven

[@suhanichopraa]

@@FazTab you....kind of have a point and i hate that

[@suhanichopraa]

@@luminatron f

[@wheeleekwazee1641]

She only has *some* bullet wounds

[@SoOddLuna]

Sniping Klepto was so unexpectly funny even thou you had a gun

[@fricc3824]

this game is honestly really cool and surprisingly accurate while also being unique. and (in my opinion) the jank of the game makes it better

[@nonameworm69]

Rumours say the dev had no idea how to make a game, just had an idea and couldn't rest

[@derplingdev]

18:12 "The very thing that keeps us safe may keep us from being safe." - Derpling, 2022

[@Mechanicalamity]

“Now we can run our way to the Snowman’s Land” Cool Cool Mountain: :(

[@angelcorreaspohr84]

@henpanda26 eww

[@furrydumbass]

@@angelcorreaspohr84 wow,nice name (sarcasm)

[@thenumberquelve158]

This video is also an accurate representation of Nintendo's lawyers speedrunning their way over to "chat" with the creator of this game (:

[@Jackleno567]

I like how he doesn't restart the whole run if he misses a jump

[@ivanivanovsky4503]

Runs dead

[@felypinho020]

he's a content creator

[@tvph]

@@felypinho020 i assume hes being sarcastic in reference to SM64 speedrunners

[@clawcakes]

1:16 TOWER. IT'S CALLED A TOWER.

[@estinex858]

Mario: * wakes up one day to the princess needing help * LISTEN HERE BOWSER IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT * Pulls out desert eagle *

[@Mechanicalamity]

Imagine he shows up with his NES Open Tournament Golf costume

[@kylegardner9453]

@@Mechanicalamity lmao wtf thays amazing

[@Barrabbazz]

18:12 "Nowadays we have guns, so what do we really have to be scared of?" Sounds very american to me

[@PhineasOyna]

Where is Luigi? Managing a “poison ivy” factory

[@breadcrumb5747]

*ah yes...*

[@TheRealest1]

The forbidden leaf

[@creepergamerplayz6007]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hajUfZqar99kqMU

[@waleedtahir4361]

@@creepergamerplayz6007 Rick roll

[@bxbgba]

@@creepergamerplayz6007 The Owq makes it easy to know

[@JFailsGame]

The red,white, and blue on Mario’s clothing is making a lot more sense

[@humoroushydra5881]

Therapist: Cursed Doom 64 doesn’t exist. It can’t hurt you. *Doom 64:*

[@thisisachannel243]

and doom 64 is an actual game

[@humoroushydra5881]

@@thisisachannel243 OH GOD I FORGOT TO WRITE CURSED MY BAD LMAO

[@MemeParadise6539]

Super doom 64

[@Angelwasshere]

"now we can go to the basement *and get our sniper rifle* "

[@noinfo101roblox2]

Why does the title say cursed, this game is totally normal!

[@afluffyfox6802]

I'm pretty sure super Mario 64 is a RIP off of this game

[@froggman66]

Tes

[@Acuaril]

Epik

[@afluffyfox6802]

@dog memes263 ikr

[@jace8289]

I guess I missed a title change

[@zoroman121]

Love how a bootleg game has the exact same mechanics as Skyrim when it comes to mountains

[@Its_Naire]

A game that finally give the baby penguin what it deserves

[@BlankSpaceMonsterASMR]

I love how the jet pack model is just the Little Big Planet jet pack model

[@grove124]

i learned how to get a star blind folded on this imma god now

[@esoij]

69th like

[@iamnotminky]

BIG MAN IS A GOD

[@four-en-tee]

video or it didnt happen

[@SetOfSkills]

Small Ant wants to know your location.

[@grove124]

@@four-en-tee you want a vid of it fine i’ll make one not now tho because i have a lot to do (school) so yes no excuses when i’m done i’ll post it it’s actually pretty easy

[@laggy3099]

It's fascinating to see how many actual Mario 64 speedrun strats apply to this as well

[@AdminDestroyer1]

Day 20 of asking EazySpeezy to speedrun Oregon trail

[@sophiesmith9300]

I saw this at day 1 and I support it more than I will the economy

[@JTeter499]

Keep commenting my guy

[@0kden]

Oh no

[@kristimartin6526]

Literally just played that a couple days ago. Wished Carole would have somehow been a part of Howard’s death if he died. Joe Exotic the merchant made big bucks.

[@luckiestuser]

I’m now a supporter

[@bananaanimations2003]

I love how Eazy explains how to do the speedrun while doing it, it's encouraging and I feel like adds to the speedrun community!

[@poemsbypoetry]

Last time I was this early the garfield game was a challenge

[@AwkwardLynn]

First-person Mario just makes me think about how much of a fever dream Mario's living in.

[@isaacm6052]

Speedrun Pokémon go, then you actually have to run.

[@MarioLord14]

You know there’s a joystick you can download right?

[@Doctor_Star-56]

Mario is so metal for handling a bazooka and a giant sniper with one hand

[@efenedick1305]

3:02 Don't mind me, just clipping Mario shooting a penguin to death

[@LincolnsDementure]

It’d be really cool if when you picked up the star they used the original “Star Get” animation but put the gun in his hand

[@kaijitsun]

If only Bowser had the idea of giving a gomba a glockba

[@DaYiyi28]

Cursed Mario 64 part 2: american boogaloo

[@oceanwaves9849]

Alternate title: Mario has had enough

[@notchieuwu]

that is the most american way you could possibly adapt a game

[@unlimited8410]

I believe this is how Super Mario 64 was originally localized in America, no?

[@DonutVibin]

@@unlimited8410 no there aren’t the school shooter update in this port

[@joeh858]

@@DonutVibin gotta get the eu localized version for beheading school teacher variant.

[@fikretdemir4818]

Not enough oil to play the game. Change the stars to the oil barrels, maybe.

[@joeh858]

@Jün Yennings based

[@notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262]

“Normally we would break this wall with the bazooka but we can just clip through” Of course,my favorite gun the bazooka

[@ratibena8297]

"You wanna use the jetpack to normally get it" Ah yes Mario's jetpack, of course

[@tvph]

super mario sunshines of course

[@kristaschneider7012]

imagine being captured and then being saved in under an hour.

[@doggamer3649]

Just another Tuesday

[@Fredcat11]

It's also possible in the normal version. All you do is to get 16 Stars and glitch the f* out of that wall.

[@Wizardly27]

​@@Fredcat11 a tas did 0 star

[@matthewdesrochers4581]

I love how the speedrun for this game is somehow less broken than the original

[@jingofn2456]

Penguin: Gets shot countless times. EazySpeezy: She’ll probably be ok.

[@HeroicLeo8125]

Please speezyeazyleezyyeezys speedrun Garfield's Spooky Scary Scavenger Hunt

[@Jamsybob]

Was that an old flash game?

[@tuxtheidiot1767]

I remember playing it, i couldnt sleep for 3 days after playing that

[@koong04TV]

I speedrun Garfield's Scary Scavenger Hunt and it's such a glitchy game. Would be cool to see eazy play it.

[@shaybie]

i remember that game oh my god

[@groggiy]

the 2nd one is better, he should play that first

[@koh123453]

*Kills piano nonchalantly* Me - “NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!”

[@byungsoolee6297]

That lowercase i really shows us how dead inside he felt playing this

[@axodolt4994]

"Normally you'd have to get the bazooka" said so casually

[@austinobambino1360]

""The RPG bullets..." Hmmm.

[@DekuSkrub2129]

Lol panzerschreck missiles

[@austinblackburn8095]

@@DekuSkrub2129 technically I believe they are the mini nukes from fallout

[@masonbooh5941]

Who needs mario 64 when we have mario 64 cal

[@masonbooh5941]

Im going to admit that i liked my own comment to decrease the likelihood of it getting lost in the sea of 1.2k comments

[@masonbooh5941]

It still got lost...

[@shimshawcreamtime2845]

I bet you’re to scared to speed run burrito bison

[@Soulknight12340]

Yesssssss!

[@aurelionsolofficial]

Wouldn't the speedrun be veryyyy long ?

[@growlithekid]

@@aurelionsolofficial I'm sure there are ways you could optimize it or if he wants a short video he can just speedrun to the first or second wall

[@monke6912]

Cat mario is better

[@hodysensei3438]

this is legit what a golden mario 64 feverdream would look like

[@vietnamgamer9490]

I love that the wall clip in whomps is still completely applicable

[@ViperRulerlm]

I like how the time of this speedrun is actually pretty similar to the actual SM64 speedrun

[@arek.k8688]

Now we are going to Snowman's land **Enters Cool Cool Mountain*

[@rubygraves978]

Penguin part felt like Palworld 😂

[@bettynoire1008]

I found this video before trying sleep but know I'm wide awake terrified of Mario with a gun

[@lizzysmith4102]

I love how this game can use sm64 speedrun tactics

[@Benw8888]

The glitchiness of this game makes it soooo much better

[@SuidicalRaccoon]

2:34 (That stage is actually on the 2nd floor, that is cool cool mountain)

[@slim4o8z]

there were a few unoptimized parts. gents the wr is still up for grabs

[@I0NE007]

"Mario gets to go on the rampage he's always wanted" makes me remember the old Newgrounds series, PowerStar.

[@martingu36]

I respect so much the fact you did a 70 star speedrun of this game.

[@Treyy03]

I love how the jet packs are from little big planet

[@NotKGMR]

Me: mom can we get Mario 64 Mom: we have it at home *Mario 64 at home:*

[@bap3227]

not sure y u wanted mario 64 when u already have it at home this ones clearly better

[@bap3227]

@Mumboli Jumboli no dont need

[@Mechanicalamity]

More like Mario 64 in America

[@grfrjiglstan]

I love that sometimes you pretend the cages have collision and sometimes don't even bother.

[@40p3ercent9]

Hey when you have time could you play "catch the candy" its a fun strategy game.

[@MakotoGayming]

"we can get right into the action," said while shooting a Piranha Plant with a deagle

[@ms.tatortots5419]

He actually made a video longer than 30 minutes. I'm impressed.

[@SilverFoxSpirit97]

Mario normally: Oh no a ghost! Mario after he get a vacuum cleaner: Bustin' makes me feel good!

[@weirdernow]

Title : bad Mario Title when I click on the video: cursed mario

[@dropkickedmurphy6463]

16:37 That was VERY therapeutic. Seeing a PTSD monster I cannot stand get absolutely destroyed by an explosive. Off I fuck into happiness.

[@MAX_DJM]

When this is recommended 8years later I will be proud to say I was a part of the days where the comments where mostly frech

[@jaideng721]

Ah yes, "frech" comments! We all love "frech" comments! Totally not fresh, who would say fresh? Not us! We say "frech"!

[@ImprisionArchieves]

@@jaideng721 no the comments are French not frech

[@samanthajean4376]

“Can we get Super Mario 64?” “We have Super Mario 64 at home.” Super Mario 64 at home:

[@spooderman6312]

*YOU MESS WITH MARIO YOU GET THE GLOCK-IO*

[@vinceemery5943]

Ehh

[@glitchbean6168]

Finally after all these years Mario has found a gun

[@gavinschlachta9276]

I like how he says “now normally you would have to get a bazooka for that” like it’s normal

[@gavinschlachta9276]

True true

[@gavinschlachta9276]

I agree

[@gavinschlachta9276]

Yeah

[@gavinschlachta9276]

I bet the guy who made this is really cool

[@smireniwaifu]

20:32 Bomb: hello mario Mario: do you have drugs? Bomb: no Mario:boom

[@mtdeeley]

"its a me" "but this time you're the target"

[@FlameOwNer]

This gives a new meaning to Super Mario RPG

[@shades9339]

2:35 People are going to say that this way a mistake when he calls CCM "Snowmans Land" But actually. He manipulated the games memory (the developer swapped SL and CCM) to Wrong Warp him to CCM instead of SL. We call that an epic gamer moment. (P. S. The developer didn't swap them I just though this was funny)

[@Skarune1]

mario done had enough of peach being kidnapped

[@ElAndGinsee]

"lets keep shooting the penguin" Peta has entered the chat

[@wondywon5463]

PETA: gets some machine guns and shoots the penguin more

[@MrEddie4679]

1:26 same as the original game then, same bug. This is a true homage.

[@sansundertale9592]

Mario when he enters the castle: Let'sa gooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@supersoniclazer5730]

It’s nice how everything but Mario is polished