Spelunky Angry Shopkeeper Extended 15 Min.

[@ryanhernandez1877]

"Alexa, intruder alert" > Darken lights to 20% > Set lights to red > Play "Spelunky Angry Shopkeeper Extended 15 Min." > Say "You'll pay for your crimes."

[@CROWNEDCANCR]

thanks for the idea

[@spaaka1146]

amazing

[@mizuno1361]

"STOP, THIEF"

[@abandonedrocketsentry9960]

Now that is how you strike fear in anyone

[@amx-103hammahamma2]

Activate shotgun roomba

[@Rubyofthedead]

A cobra spat on me. That spelunker will die for this!

[@benthemother3fan884]

In spelunky 1, Shopkeepers were literally the epitome of DINKLEBERG. Always blaming you for stuff you had no control over

[@ziimulhah3223]

I can't count how many times I've been labeled a terrorist for picking up an idol.

[@dimondusanonymous]

orange frog explodes in the shop has to suffer from terrorizm.

[@JeffarryLounder]

I almost miss playing number 1 for the level of chaos and uncontrollable hardships you often found yourself in. I played Spelunky 2 for so long I almost forgot they got pissed at you even when you did nothing lol.

[@GreenTengu97]

The theme of the game's REAL final boss.

[@Unoriginal_Fox]

sorry for ruining the comment counter

[@amx-103hammahamma2]

The black market

[@pnsr4957]

True Final Boss

[@tigertoxins584]

I mean, they’ve killed me more times than Yama has so there’s that.

[@GUERREIRO4610]

@@tigertoxins584 yama killed me 0 times I killed him 4 times

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

Ya jonkies!

[@rekcere]

+Vinesauce: The Full Sauce "*various animal noises made by Vinny when he dies in this game*"

[@MapleSyruphox]

You'll pay for your crimes!

[@MrSkins-gz1sl]

THATS NOT HOW YOU BUY THINGS!

[@ph03n1xm9]

Stop, Thief!

[@gringomoderfoquer8287]

You feel a terrible chill in your up spine.....Oh no A SHOPKEEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@imnotdeadyethd9864]

Its kindy funny you kill one shopkeeper and his friends follow you literally to hell to get revenge.

[@apergji7104]

it worsens when you go to the black market...

[@sansprime4846]

dont even have to kill him- look at his present wrong and he will mess you the frick up

[@csdgay]

yeah, they're union

[@finna2160]

It’s not that they follow you into hell, you’re just getting further into their birthplace.

[@Haluhabba]

As true friends should do

[@RavenousRabbler]

>when you find out someone's stealing your wi-fi

[@Klausinator451]

Issac with doctor fetus, nice.

[@minihalkoja590]

I don't blame you. I would try to kill someone with a shotgun if I found out they are using my Wi-Fi

[@qsyki]

>when you find out someone just killed your friend

[@Klausinator451]

You just walked into the mines and this guy's been down here long enough to set up shop, of course he's a badass!

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

Exactly

[@nathandrake1538]

dark levels with this guy scare the shit out of me.

[@Executioner_Smough]

It’s like a new type of horror game

[@teboi124]

@@Executioner_Smough *THE SHOPKEEPER* The horror escape game

[@Executioner_Smough]

@@teboi124 that needs to be a thing

[@darlyhm]

Dark levels + angry shopkeeper + ghost = *_death_*

[@NotTotally]

just imagine some beginner innocent player realizing you can steal from shopkeepers, so he does it and then the all of the shopkeepers chases his ass through all the other levels

[@Zetsuboulurkswithin]

I love how a seven second track can induce instant intensity when looped.

[@xKelaino]

It’s not even 7 seconds. There’s different drums at the end of what sounds like a loop, so technically the theme is longer than 7 seconds

[@sparrky37-73]

@@xKelaino about 23 seconds long

[@darianthe2nd42]

Oh hey - a golden idol!

[@northweast5857]

Famous last words

[@GachaRival]

*Boulder crashes into the shop* *Shopkeeper goes aggro* “You’ll pay for your crimes!”

[@ViatorsPath]

"Wow, that looks like a nice golden idol i'll just grab that" *30 seconds later* "YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES"

[@KniGhTKrawLeR9]

He's back. And he can fucking climb ladders now.

[@tinytim7014]

Ye but hes slower in his old age

[@tinytim7014]

Wait... spelunky 2 came out 2yrs ago How?

[@carbondud]

@@tinytim7014 lil bro did NOT reach the alien spaceship 😞

[@morzemus1805]

Nice that we learn the origin of the shopkeepers in the sequel. Didn't expect that.

[@ossydoesthings335]

shopkeeper: *stubs his toe* shopkeeper:... shopkeeper to player: *You'll pay for your crimes!*

[@amazingtominator3222]

ah yes multiplayer with that ONE FRIEND who angers all the shopkeepers! because why not!

[@ZealousWins]

When you have to deal with a ghost right next to you, some spikes, and a shopkeeper going ham at the exit: *This song at 1.25x speed*

[@gringomoderfoquer8287]

YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES!!!!!

[@rouge5706]

30minutos "TERRORIST"

[@jaythan.221]

i killed him

[@albertarlington6668]

30minutos *_STOP, THIEF!_*

[@etherdragon3326]

*THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BUY THINGS*

[@cathacker13]

jaythan collins well now in every exit will be one ...

[@dagnyvanessen2653]

the moment when you kill the shopkeeper for a shotgun, but realize that there's now a whole legion of angry shopkeepers

[@TheIdiotTayem]

Spelunky 2: You feel forgiven. Me: Fuck that. Spelunky HD: Me: :)

[@rangopistacho6928]

I like how this is the only game where you cant just steal from the shopkeepers and get away with it, they will literally whop your ass if you try to steal from them rather then just saying "hey you cant steal me shit" the shopkeepers get their revenge

[@anonymousclown3872]

Which is more dynamic than just “You can’t do that” or having some OP shopkeeper kill you instantly to teach you “stealing = bad” like in legend of Zelda. The fact that the shopkeeper is an enemy (albeit a powerful one) but not unstoppable makes Spelunky a more dynamic and fun game.

[@commanderdemonno9819]

more games have been doing it lately but spelunky did it the best like sure, you CAN steal from the shopkeeper, but you better have a damn plan if you are going to because he certainly does

[@BML42]

...why can I imagin this playing when you forgot a project the night before its due and your rushing to get everything done

[@liljerry5836]

How many times has this comment been said.

[@maryannromans2045]

True

[@dionmose3136]

thats one energetic ass hops having crazy old man with a great murderous theme

[@slippytheseal1236]

you start in the mines you find kali's alter you get **blood for the blood goddess** something breaks kali's alter this plays

[@chucanoris]

Shopkeeper be like: T E R R O R I S T

[@toadboydude5015]

I hope there's a few different shopkeeper tracks that could play, for some variation, although this one is burned into my frontal lobe.

[@esbernhawkins5912]

Just doesn't hit the same without a vault Shopkeeper doing his best "DVD screensaver at 10x speed" impression...

[@Taken4MyWords]

An angry shop keeper would be a way harder final boss

[@plasmatize8494]

What did I do?? It was the boulder that messed up your shop, sir!

[@HeyMine_V2]

He can outrun the car with his legs as i know

[@MrSquid-lx2cm]

The music that u will hear right before u get combo ed by a shop keep

[@davicastro1440]

Legends say that you can only listen 2% of the music before you die

[@zekeram129]

The game's secondary main theme.

[@killerbiene243]

I wake up to this every morning :)

[@minihalkoja590]

So this is your alarm sound? Holy shit that would give me a heart attack

[@oldaccountagain2446]

Arttu N omfg I'm crying

[@veziusthethird]

i eat scary music for breakfast

[@negare6647]

I miss this song in Spelunky 2, wish it were back

[@davestylehenry]

He's a alien

[@anthonyjackson8486]

Bitch

[@xKelaino]

Spelunky 2’s crime theme is leagues better

[@Fumbler_Gobblecock]

Agreed.

[@trevorlovell2676]

was

[@Klausinator451]

Oh yeah he's mad. Quick, save the pug.

[@Bordengooier]

This music will play at my funeral when I'm dead.

[@joshstrife7374]

+Bordengooier lmao

[@herosteve10]

Bordengooier on your tombstone write "I never should have angered that shop keeper"

[@herosteve10]

Never*

[@themarked2820]

Breathe too hard and these bastards will quite literally chase you to hell and back

[@dumbcrispycat5086]

Me: Sees Jetpack in store (music plays) STOP, THIEF!

[@limpingfarmer]

me when my sister stole one of my toys:

[@minihalkoja590]

When someone steals your candy...

[@darianthe2nd42]

You chase them down a 1900 m deep cave with a shotgun?

[@minihalkoja590]

+DarianThe2nd Of course. I also clone myself to the exit of every room/place they are in

[@Alex-ob4jx]

@Rody Arthenor clones of a random human

[@nuby7447]

*New player: *Goes in the secret exit in the jungle** *Also New player: OH F**K OH S**T*

[@cop3491]

The shopkeepers will follow you,hell and back.

[@luigifails]

*cocks gun* "We goin' hunting tonight boys."

[@TheIdiotTayem]

I'm huntin for some spelunkers.

[@koczkodanj3343]

I shit myself everytime i hear this in game. I remember that when i played it there was NO OTHER WAY TO KILL HIM other than tricking him to jump on the spikes or a bomb. Fighting was useless against this madlad

[@Fumbler_Gobblecock]

In the ice caves, he’s a thousand times easier to kill lol he just jumps into the abyss and there’s also dropping down a mine. Oh and three shotgun shots kill him

[@Lol-sv1zy]

Ya know ya fucked up when you hear this music playing

[@mrrouel]

16 hours later, still going strong.

[@azureempyrean64]

My friend on a rampage be like:

[@codyc7358]

A tiki man threw a boomerang in the black market. I got blamed for it

[@creshfream3729]

when your sibling breaks your lego death star

[@ph03n1xm9]

When you try to make a 'When ____ happens, this music plays' comment but your brain blanks out

[@wawazaza1785]

This is what the rioters heard in 1992 when they tried to loot the Koreans

[@melissawarren7471]

You'll pay for your crimes!

[@gmdhealth]

Web: Exist In the shop Shopkeeper: Walks into it Shopkeeper: That Spelunker will die for this I remember this being a thing in spelunky classic

[@aneurysm6920]

He keeps killing the pug goddammit

[@loa7194]

Hey bro just ganna give you this cool rock i foun- WTF DID U JUST SAY TO ME AND WHY TF YOU BRINGIN THAT DAMN ROCK IN HERE!?!??!?!!? OKAY THAT'S IT!

[@gweg92371jlkjdggfcygf]

I still remember the first time I played this, I tought u could just get free gifts but he literally took his shotgun and killed me-

[@bluedye4087]

Core memory formed

[@gweg92371jlkjdggfcygf]

@@bluedye4087 fr i didnt understand till i saw this

[@samuelcolton4173]

*bouldar crashes through shop* “TERRORIST, I’ll kill that random adventurer!”

[@amandaventura6585]

Me:*murders the shopkeeper* *a few moments later* me:Sees the shopkeeper at the door* WHY!

[@apergji7104]

Wanted: Player who thought he could get away with killing our friend

[@thebenster1372]

This is what I hear in sleep paralysis

[@bennyk6135]

Mr. Incredible uncanny face

[@notevenusingthisanymorelol]

"Oh boy! The Black Market! Never been here before-" "Ah shit, here we go again"

[@TheRealKillingMoon]

Ran out of toilet paper while having a massive case of diarrhea? This is the theme for you.

[@doothdooth]

>When you burn loot and murder in the wrong store

[@GoldballIndustries]

the shopkeeper: Here I go, killing again!

[@Adamimoka]

I just accidentally clicked on this video when I was watching my friend play Spelunky and I got super confused.

[@paichni3474]

Puts rope up and carries item to the top of it

[@MechagirlSachiko]

ONLY I CAN DO THAT!

[@idontcareifthisistheendill5653]

"You'll pay for your crimes!"

[@DarielChavezV.]

Everyone has to remember their faces when Whipping this Maniac or when they saw the WANTED Banner i a shop... Or when they enter in the Black Market with Angry Shopkeepers I was Laughing BUT when i saw the Wanted sign I was IM F#UC#ED!

[@minimaxmozzie1778]

Spelunky 2 *Shopkeeper death sound* REEARGH!!!

[@samgarton35]

man I love the melody and the lyrics auauauahahhhh 🤤💕

[@blixgaming2900]

Shopkeeper:I'm gonna blame you even though it wasn't your fault Me:whyyyyyyyy

[@croifeto]

true

[@memepredictor7088]

true

[@ZealousWins]

true

[@kikiretzorg1467]

Beware the old man in a cave where people die young.

[@notatimetraveler6444]

The virgin RPG shopkeeper: “Hah! You can’t take my stuff or threaten me, because I don’t have a programmed fight sequence!” The chad Spelunky Shopkeep: *Steal anything or lay a finger on me, and I’ll give you an express way back to the beginning of the game, either with a hail of buckshot, or my bare f**#cking** hands*

[@cathacker13]

I found out what happens when I hit the shopkeeper the hard way

[@rendy2888]

This song reminds me of doom, you know this shopkeepers have seen dark shits on thoes caves.

[@KesorodaBlk]

You feel a black wind flow through you... ... ... ... Oh, wait, wrong game. That was just the shotgun blast in your back!

[@datbarry5264]

KesorodaBlk ayyyyyy👌

[@richardgibson8403]

You’re filled with determination. ... Wait wrong game, you’re actually filled with lead!

[@mob7740]

All weapons set to level 1!

[@mob7740]

Did you know Jenka had a younger brother?

[@rafaelmartinezbravo2425]

Here is *"ShopKeeper"*

[@franco-tirador3643]

There's nothing more scary than a Maneater plant eat the shopkeeper and this one just blowing it up and keep chasing you.

[@cymbabrzmiacy7561]

I learned not to hit gifts in the shop ever again.

[@bold3420]

In my game its the main theme

[@gmdhealth]

Same, I'm always commiting crime and get the doubtful, You'll Pay for your crimes Killing shopkeepers is a skill I don't lack anymore, but can mess up maybe once a month at early game

[@melissawarren7471]

Hey! You cant do that!

[@wyalex019]

Why you remember you have 10 pounds of homework & it's all due tomorrow & you have a shitty grade in that class AND it's almost the end of the year.

[@Klausinator451]

Hey this pictures awesome I don't know what your smokin besides this dudes gunpowder.

[@amx-103hammahamma2]

Nicklaus Kindelberger *smokes his gunpowder* Shopkeeper: *YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES*

[@user-ox4ii2bw6x]

huh odd, looks like somebody misspelled "Black market theme" no worries

[@kirbo9621]

so if you turn it to 1.25 its just anxiety, but turning it to .5 makes it sound like when you triggered the shopkeep but you were in the level too long

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

This is how you develop anxiety

[@Cataclyscerator]

Hardest boss in the whole Spelunky:

[@imnotyourfather9375]

This guy is Goku!!!!!

[@thatmotivatedchris6749]

I'm not your f 😑

[@OrbitalFrog_]

Ah, the good old black market theme!

[@holleysdotcom]

Shopkeeper shopkeeper shopkeeper

[@sackhead9506]

This is what I hear when I Activate a Boulder trap

[@Kira_Grizmir]

This played while I murdered over 500 shopkeepers, while being murdered by 100.

[@ryannixon4138]

Why would anyone want to listen to this MORE?

[@bytemaniak8328]

The drummer doesn't mess around

[@groudongamer3178]

This is kecleons trainer. If you know, you know.

[@rainwobrain]

i wish they used this same soundtrack for spelunky 2, spelunky 2 shopkeeper doesnt sounds that dangerous

[@the_world_of_rebecca]

I would piss off the shopkeeper just to hear that song

[@unit7372]

This is the music i hear in my head when i get caught grief n on minecraft. XD

[@bennyk6135]

Me too

[@LemonCult]

what have I done

[@jedimindglitch89]

When you're a vandal

[@Joseph_Avila]

You came to the wrong shop FOOL