THEY MADE COVID SIMULATOR?!

[@pluto7234]

“Why is everything square” Minecraft: aM i A jOkE tO yOu

[@At1nyZz]

minecraft has cubes not squares

[@taranannie4233]

ლCrystalʕꈍᴥꈍʔDragonლ you ruined the joke

[@pluto7234]

Taran Annie fr😂

[@yummythanmon1460]

ლCrystalʕꈍᴥꈍʔDragonლ it’s the same

[@beccadavis8754]

ლCrystalʕꈍᴥꈍʔDragonლ WHAT THE HECK?!?!?! THANKS FOR RUININg THE MOOD!!!!! NOT COOL!!!!

[@yungfillybrazzer]

Daz: Is that alcohol? *literally 0.8 seconds later* Daz: *grabs every single bottle

[@akhilpatel5765]

it kinda looks likes olive oil

[@slush5452]

HAHHAHAHAHA LMFAO 😭😭😭💀😭😭😭😭

[@guitarradelgringo1263]

Or maybe piss

[@bluegamer4114]

LMAO 🤣

[@grunge._.stanley..8767]

I thought it was soy sauce-

[@dantematteo278]

“I’ll have to do something drastic... ... I’ll have to throw a courgette.”

[@At1nyZz]

as soon as i started to read this i realised i did not have to do it myself cuz daz started saying it at the exact moment i did

[@reecebarry7866]

ლCrystalʕꈍᴥꈍʔDragonლ zreaps zoeez Sotoerzuoznzz look et she

[@reecebarry7866]

As. Zen z a Co a dead z. Zen x y e zen z x end can SMS Ed e s Union a ze v zeczt ss nanas scst s z a m z

[@reecebarry7866]

T ste y an e say ya SA. Text N’s

[@reecebarry7866]

T ლCrystalʕꈍᴥꈍʔDragonლ wty y t was way. TSen . WEa w see water dAy vim McEnroe

[@Centnal]

Daz: "they're ruining everything" Also daz: *proceeds to wreak havoc in the supermarket*

[@xxtiredofrealityxx5147]

lmao

[@Meeskait1992]

lol

[@everythingthrice]

*"It's incredible all the things you can actually create on a green screen."*

[@sodddit8360]

He sounds like the bill gates quote "It's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years

[@bobafett8637]

@Darth Maul haha, you follow rules🤣🤣🤣

[@sassyscarlet1190]

Ikr

[@kxlroi4031]

“Mom why is that man throwing avocados at people?” “He’s taking safety precautions.” Daz: “GO AWAY”

[@steve00alt70]

Why is ur mum watching you?

[@my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622]

Reese Loshe or maybe the mom sees her child watching something bc they are in same room.... and I mean they are quoting their mom too. So I don’t think “their mom wasn’t actually watching them”

[@steve00alt70]

@Reese Loshe ok chill dam

[@my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622]

Reese Loshe one where was I yelling at you? I never was.. bro chill I was just saying I think their mom actually said that but damn taking things a bit Seriously

[@steve00alt70]

@Reese Loshe nobody is yelling at you and i said chill cause you took it a bit serious next time just accept it mate.

[@megancollier9945]

OKAY ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE CHARACTER WAS WHISTLING “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” WHILST WASHING HIS HANDS?!?!?!? @9:13 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@katieevans3994]

Yeah thats what boris told us to do 😂

[@lillyniamh131]

Oh lol I knew it was happy bday but cuz I’m quarter Spanish I was singing it in Spanish lol

[@ruptastic5347]

Good boi am I right!

[@semi1398]

thats kinda creepy though. ahhahahahahahhahah

[@cooperwilson8819]

LOL

[@DoraScarlet]

*picks up bell pepper* Daz: Damn that’s a big tomato

[@At1nyZz]

shut up with your no one not a single soul bs!

[@moonstxr4026]

I read this as soon as he said it 😂 this always happens 💜

[@oofoof7336]

ლCrystalʕꈍᴥꈍʔDragonლ right!

[@user-xb9sq1yo1n]

ლCrystalʕꈍᴥꈍʔDragonლ I agree with u, but u need to chill I saw u replying in the other comments lol

[@At1nyZz]

im glad i have people that agree with me XD

[@kelseyharrison8079]

“pretty much all the options other than wank” 😭😭 wow daz

[@sakutaazusagawa7468]

Ahm* Little do you know👁️👄👁️ 😂

[@ghostboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

That’s all I do 😂

[@destiny4129]

Marshan _ 101 *grabs hand sanitizer and soap* you need this then.

[@klunk4683]

That’s all there is to do

[@Staizy79]

1:43 “why is everyone a pirate” Shop keeper: am I a joke to you?

[@caprisoncitizen2767]

Don't u mean ARRRRRRRRRRRR I a joke to u XD

[@zzzsn6058]

Albertoo

[@kolor8013]

Denise Juntunen ??????

[@caiden6]

Daz: "That’s a big tomato..." *picks up a pepper

[@amelia9831]

Daz: this game teaches you to obey the rules Also daz: throws food at people to keep social distancing 😂

[@alisonexd]

“giVE mE mY aVOcAdoOoo... rUnniNG wiTH aN aVOcAdOooOoOooo” my new favourite song

[@annjanettecochran2311]

alison same

[@kenmakozume2373]

Best song

[@chelseasmith4402]

When it started whistling while washing it’s hand, “happy birthday to you” 😂

[@gabib4966]

It’s because when you’re washing your hands they say just sing the happy birthday song twice or something like that to know you’ve done it long enough

[@bluegamer4114]

?

[@logi-a]

Your suppose to sing the birthday song 3 times in your head and when your have finished the song you have finished washing your hands. Literally everyone talks about it, where have you been under a rock?

[@Kermit_holding_bleach]

Another c

[@konekosghost]

@@logi-a it's already just once like the entire song is like one minute long you don't need 3 minutes to wash ya hands

[@wigsnatched8476]

He’s the only person who is helping me through quarantine 💀💅

[@mono8226]

Nice

[@laylapogue7566]

Period 💅

[@amyahrichardson8736]

And dats on corona🤢😝

[@ash4294]

Same

[@brennerpaschall3724]

Same

[@woohoo4200]

3:08 Daz: is that alcohol? Daz: I want every single dam bottle

[@laramartellacci1401]

Daz starting the game: ok let’s see how this is Still Daz: wait never mind we know how this is. I’ve had enough of this shit

[@dmjr437]

Yup. We watched the video, tard.

[@peepeepoopoo7720]

David Mangiaracina Jr shut up.

[@laramartellacci1401]

Peepee poopoo: thank you

[@CptRussiaXD]

Ah so this is the Plague Inc DLC people are talking about

[@fisher4173]

Charlie Hornett no one asked

[@inure8725]

@@fisher4173 why so toxic?

[@Hermes108]

@@inure8725 it just wasnt funny

[@mrghost5116]

@@Hermes108 applause to ur name :)

[@nisarojas2869]

Caitlin shhhh

[@megancollier9945]

“It teaches you how to obey by the rules...” Also Daz *throws food at other people to maintain social distancing...*

[@AlyxAesthetics]

Seems normal to me at this time 😂

[@megancollier9945]

ForestDweller it’s pretty much what goes down at a supermarket 😂😂

[@marinag7645]

Random but where do I submit things for Daz to see for him to possibly react to? my friend sent me this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGOzgH9viK58sM0 It's called "Send this to a friend who's feeling sad about the world (awfully sarcastic omelette recipe)" - by Chameleon Rants. it's really funny 😂 where do I submit it for him to see it?

[@mgruzer]

@@marinag7645 lmao that's the funniest thing I've seen in ages lol 😂 he should absolutely react to that haha

[@SweetDreamer015]

The law: good job daz social distancing *crys with a smile*

[@livwilliams3008]

Daz: 'eggs' 'throws eggs' Daz: 'she caught it She's an MBA star' 😅😅

[@mrcwillis6970]

“I have a bad feeling about this”

[@mrcwillis6970]

Anikan : And you underestimate my power!

[@miko6161]

Daz: posts Everyone: *goes straight to the comments*

[@liv8431]

TRUE

[@abstract2918]

yh

[@diasy8710]

No one: Comments: "everyone : goes to comments"

[@Staizy79]

Bruh u know we ain’t gonna sub

[@emclaughlin5032]

How did you know

[@petergraf8354]

“I would like to say it has been a pleasure ladies but it hasn’t” LMAO

[@jeffreyreiter1918]

Not funny at all

[@youruncleolaf4694]

69th like

[@petergraf8354]

Chill dude no one cares if u think it isnt funny, if some people like it that’s fine u douche

[@yejihour1281]

@@jeffreyreiter1918 yeah... no one asked you

[@aidenduffy6300]

Daz: hows it going dazzlers, welcome back to daz games The captions: how square does let's watch dad's games

[@NanaBanana23]

OMG- 💀

[@lambsauce8031]

🤠🔫

[@nicoled.1263]

Daz: why are my wrists dislocating?! Me: well that’s the proper way to get groceries is it not?

[@kolor8013]

No

[@ibillisticsheep3264]

Josephine Spagnuolo if you don’t dislocate your wrists when getting groceries then you’re not getting groceries. 😤🔥

[@marinag7645]

Random but where do I submit things for Daz to see for him to possibly react to? my friend sent me this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGOzgH9viK58sM0 It's called "Send this to a friend who's feeling sad about the world (awfully sarcastic omelette recipe)" - by Chameleon Rants. it's really funny 😂 where do I submit it for him to see it?

[@marinag855]

@@marinag7645 hey, thanks so much lol 😂 I didn't expect anyone to actually recommend my video and neither did I expect to find this kinda comment on one of Daz's videos lol 😂 the support is appreciated ❤️

[@amaial6038]

“How’s it going dazzlers” is the best part of my day 😂😁

[@F1onn200]

Of course

[@amaial6038]

Maiya Swan lmaoao yeaa that’s what I meant😂

[@F1onn200]

People in the future: Let’s play grandpas Fiction Game Grandpa: -_-

[@saidaahmed7880]

Nice

[@mrc_mmm4751]

When he was shopping it reminded me of cooking simulator everyone like if u want a part4 too

[@zhuzhupetlover6673]

William Lawrence yes!

[@melissamikaelson7146]

“It teaches you how to obey the rules” Also Daz: throws fruit to maintain distancing rules. 😂😂

[@fletchersherwood4878]

“Is that alcohol “ pauses “right we need all that in the trolley “😂😂😂

[@JOE-ms5tu]

Nobody: Literally Nobody: Some guy: oMg iM fIrSt

[@caprisoncitizen2767]

Another guy :WhEn sO iN sO PoStZ a ViDeO *gOeZ StRaIgHt to CoMmEnTs*

[@blahbleh5671]

firstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[@everythingthrice]

First

[@guavathedragonyt8453]

Lol

[@Holly123-i3b]

This guy: *NoBoDy FoNt = FuNnY* Like seriously this font is so overdone and it's not even funny.

[@lufielle]

9:30 Daz: "This is my mums dream!" Game: *One star* Daz: _One?_ *Piss off*

[@roroslife24]

Daz- "OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT " 2 seconds later "DID MY STOMACH JUST KICK ME"XD (omg thanks for the likes🖤)

[@cedgeemo9838]

I gave the 69 like😂

[@ROADTOkWITHNOVIDEOS]

Idk why but i wanted to say i was ur 175 like

[@tiarawlings9379]

I'm the 272 like

[@chloe_2007]

309th like UwU

[@cedgeemo9838]

Lookes like i started something 😂

[@omohosp]

I see four different comments that say “First.” Feckin chill, folks. 😂

[@jissele]

Fr tho who cares if your first I'm just here to watch the video

[@GAn1ms]

True lmao

[@biqboimatthew1721]

Sorry I was here a couple minutes before you I’ve been here for 8 minutes

[@autumnfiorletta7332]

Jissele B same

[@omohosp]

Biqboi Matthew congrats, mate

[@cjc33399]

10:22 “I don’t have a big enough....thing” We all knew what you were thinking

[@jaynepike8316]

I know

[@faeharel5959]

XD

[@dennisrhill9923]

.... = Mountain to maintain the high ground

[@ethan_roblox1229]

What thing?

[@cjc33399]

Action Ethan ur too young if u don’t understand

[@tahminali7778]

i love how everyone is commenting ‘no one: daz:’ and the guy literally said he hates those kind of comments 😂

[@blueraconteyr6155]

wait when did he say that lol

[@beccadavis8754]

I don’t do those comments. But honestly I agree with him. They’re really stupid.

[@jaybear2928]

@@blueraconteyr6155 In one of his past videos

[@Max-dd4ow]

Dad: “Get me a trolley!! Me laughing in america*

[@charleneeccles9511]

Trolley*

[@kaminaridenki2481]

Daz

[@evanjuniorfluffy]

Same thing

[@strin6176]

I aM wElSh AnD eNgLiSh~

[@strin6176]

XD.

[@alannahof]

Daz: in a normal tone “Oh no I got corona” IM DYING 😂😂😂

[@weirdo1106]

3:34

[@ginamontoya6139]

Daz in game: Oh my social life is gaining that’s great! Me irl: CaNt ReLAtE

[@ll-nf1sq]

"Is that alcohol? *Grabs a couple bottles* " Daz I'm dying XDDD

[@meepbeep2029]

A *couple* bottles

[@kookiebobateabubblesjeon8079]

I see you ARMY

[@seogyu9522]

@@kookiebobateabubblesjeon8079 I stan 😳

[@sarahw768]

The game really said "Don't force yourself, just resting or watering ypur plants can help improve your METHAL health 😂🙈

[@ginamontoya6139]

“Oh I’m getting scored on washing my hands!:)” “One:( piss off” 😂

[@dmjr437]

Yup, we watched the video🙄

[@landonlengyel7860]

@@dmjr437 dumbass he pointing out a part of the video he likes

[@bradgamerbloggerchica]

Same i loved that part.

[@hitmanbangintroduces2865]

@@dmjr437 that's not what he was saying...

[@summersmith1182]

No one: Not even a single soul: Daz: ‘walking with an avocado’

[@poskana2409]

*avacado good*

[@LoneWolf-xw1pq]

Thats a Bit stupid

[@matthewshipley9922]

Summer Smith NOT FUNNY

[@xx_samantha_xx2122]

Daz: “why is everyone a pirate” Me: “dying from laughter”😂😂😂

[@dianerossiter3462]

No one gonna talk about how they made you whistle "Happy Birthday!" When you wash your hands? Nah, just me then

[@CloudNguyenn]

Toasted BreadBuns yeee bc when you wash your hands it should be the same amount of time as u sing it twice

[@kharjo7]

Just when I was getting bored, Daz appears with a new vid.

[@jenniferreierson1755]

“Pretty much all of the options other than wank” 😂

[@eleanorjackson5283]

“I’d say it’s been a pleasure ladies but it really hasn’t...” 😂😂

[@miko6161]

Nobody: Daz: *making everyone’s quarantine better*

[@bazilea3761]

Daz: *Posts* Me: *Scared but excited*

[@lilyanaa2195]

No one: Not even a single soul: DAZ:I’m slapping the fruit-

[@At1nyZz]

daz has it it before and i will kindly repeat what he said THIS "nO oNe NoT eVeN a SiNgLe SoUl" CRAP NEEDS TO STOP ITS TOTAL BS

[@1800-hahanotsofunny]

ლCrystalʕꈍᴥꈍʔDragonლ oh snap. calm down. people can do what they want but you can’t force them to stop. i mean yes, it’s old. but let them do what they want.

[@At1nyZz]

@@1800-hahanotsofunny you do not understand how annoying this is.infact you ar ethe type of person who would wrobbably do it!

[@lilyanaa2195]

@@1800-hahanotsofunny either ur making a joke, or u don't get the joke

[@1800-hahanotsofunny]

ლCrystalʕꈍᴥꈍʔDragonლ no, in fact. i never made that type of joke.

[@maechess5361]

Daz: ‘is that alcohol!?’ … **violently grabs as many bottles and throws them in cart**

[@convp7911]

“ Pretty much all the options other than WaNk” Haha I love it

[@jaytee9440]

I love when daz plays stupid games like this, I really want to see more cooking simulator and wild man daz type stuff!

[@hex1640]

"I'm going to need to do something drastic..." "Throw a courgette..." -Daz Black 2020

[@tapaingiajoy2105]

9:29 “one?” “piss off”💀💀 i should NOT have laughed that hard

[@syticx6361]

“Don’t lie who else has been a fan of Daz before May?✨” (read my name btw) 💤

[@shelby7277]

7:20 “oh! she’s doing it! and she’s good at it!” that’s what she said 8:18 “id like to say this has been a pleasure ladies but it hasn’t” 10:20 idk what to say about that tbf 10:25 “i wish they’d go away” 11:22 “oh god that was hell” 11:37 “oh god damnit” 11:41 “i suck”

[@samfinch2588]

0:19 "we've lived it" 6 months later and we're still living it 👍TwT👍

[@greenpenguin4750]

"stop slapping the eggs, Daz. Just put them in" sounds like some weird porn scenario

[@michellemurdock361]

How do you know what port sounds like 🤔🤔🤔

[@trxpxxadam]

Is Wendy still saying "EgGsHeLlS iN mY qUiChE"?

[@emilylexidean962]

I CAN'T THAT VID WAS HALRIOUS 🤣🤣🤣

[@trxpxxadam]

@@emilylexidean962 whenever I cook there would be a mess on the stove, mess on the counter and EgGsHeLlS iN mY qUiChE!

[@GAn1ms]

PH MY GOD, EGGSHELLS IN MY QUICHE

[@trxpxxadam]

@@moo_moo_marnie well obviously mate

[@rxlphy3532]

“Don’t Lie who’s been a fan of Daz before June??🦉” (read my name btw)🕰

[@thatrandomoonyourstreetcar9300]

Me

[@thatrandomoonyourstreetcar9300]

Plus I subbed

[@tfyoudoin4984]

Hi I have he came to my school and I got a photo w him I was so gassed

[@Liquid_Yt_Fn]

I subbed to you but you didn't sub to me

[@SAGE-yb1wk]

Is this a fricking trend because it’s getting annoying 💀

[@LadyRoseAngel23]

“Other then WANK” has me laughing 🤣💀

[@eleanorjackson5283]

“I get a star on washing my hands, this my my mums dream” *gets 1 star rating* “piss off” 😂😂

[@mythicalqueen3621]

Making a covid Simulator is a good game to play at home doing quarantine :> if you know what i mean

[@wowzadud3]

Daz: Why is everything a square? Me: *instantly thinks of minecraft*

[@hugoalynstephens9166]

"...Cook Something...." *Fond Memories Of Daz playing Cooking Simulator Intensify*

[@LonelyNinja1]

Time goes so fast 5 years ago or 4 years covid happen

[@amandalee6808]

3:35 i just started to die LAUGHING when he said"oh i got corona" XD

[@my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622]

“My stomach just kicked me”😂😂 my demon be like I NEEDD Foood NOW

[@4SH3R._.IG.]

3 years ago....no...

[@wendytestaburger019]

nooo wait….

[@earthmedicinieafrica1728]

genuinely terrified of that

[@disconIBI]

No for real cos how???

[@johnathanhardman9368]

​@@disconIBI "cos" 😑....lord this generation

[@disconIBI]

@@johnathanhardman9368 because* 😅

[@mankybou8179]

“Pretty much all the options other than wank”😂😂🤣🤣

[@mocha_chang2107]

Daz games “ is that alcohol? Throw all this in I want every single dam bottle “ me “ dies laughing “

[@maksimdanilichau5273]

“Is that alcohol?” “GIVE ME EVERY SINGLE BOTTLE” 😂 I pissed myself! Lmao daz your amazing

[@abbymullins892]

Daz: -hits people with a shopping cart- game: SOCIAL DISTANCING IS A THING YOU KNOW?!

[@robyn.k1180]

7:02 that sing was gold. Platinum award for this song

[@kennedyburnham6152]

Is that Alcohol. DAZ: I want every single bottle

[@lilahschaeffer5840]

*gets scored on washing his hands* Daz: One? Piss off 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tootles._5660]

Welcome to another episode of “Shopping with Daz”

[@zoequaite1684]

Daz: *im being scored on washing my hands, this is my mum's dream* 🌟⭐⭐ Daz: one? 😒 Piss off

[@Ilikepats]

Daz: Uploads Bots: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@miah7434]

How many times Daz said: “ I NEED ANOTHER TROLLEY” 👇🏻

[@asiyyahmullen8777]

Lmao I was like tf is a trolly but then I realized it was just another word for a cart 😂😂

[@jellywafer5670]

POV: your 10 seconds early and you have nothing to say in the comments

[@charliemason5888]

I feel bad for daz, he got 1,800 comments in like 4 minutes

[@boredgorl9250]

when he said “nba star” that was the perfect opportunity for him to say “nb-egg star”

[@nightmaresans2006]

4:14 Daz: Where's my hand gone!? Me: Ah yes, I hate it when I lose my hands.

[@nelas7696]

Early people: OMG I'm early, I need to think of something funny to comment

[@emmarosadiaz1523]

Lol

[@bazilea3761]

literally! I was here when the comment section was almost empty and I had like NOTHING to say fkjnsdfkd

[@sambrooke2517]

Like you?

[@sambrooke2517]

Someone Special But did I ask or care? If you’re really that hungry for likes try something more original 😪

[@sambrooke2517]

Someone Special Obviously you are if you comment before even watching the video 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@danthegooner4652]

9:21 whistling Happy Birthday coz you're supposed to sing Happy birthday twice

[@4lex_r4yne]

i noticed that the character was whistling happy birthday when washing their hands. great detail!

[@florjanperec9320]

3:25 "Hold the trolley properly!" *breaks wrists*

[@Nessie-hd4qg]

Daz: Is that alcohol? O.o Also Daz: Throw all this in 😈 I want every single damn bottle. 😂😂

[@anthonyjessepeterson445]

2:31 Daz after quarantine when he forgets how to act in public “I’ve got an avocado! I through an avocado! Damn it!

[@sushiofficial4449]

DAZ FORGOT TO WASH HIS HANDS TO THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG THAT WAS BEING WHISTLED😭😭

[@ploppybop]

Daz: this is a morally WRONG game Also Daz: LeTS plAY tHe GAmE

[@PeekaPookaX3]

You should play a horror game called "Escape The Ayuwoki"

[@luna-oo4yf]

daz is the opposite karen at Walmart who throws boxes and pickles at people screaming "SOCIAL DISTANCE"

[@unkn0wn528]

If you are bored in quarantine.... *count how many times has daz said go away.*

[@christiemberton1714]

Daz: “the best way to get toilet paper” *runs into toilet paper pyramid* 😂😂😂 I’m dead

[@haileerose4901]

Imagine if this was real life I would see is Daz dropping eggs on the floor and yelling the S word. And screaming social distancing

[@jocelynjennings4874]

4:40 me and my sister to the poor villagers who were just farming

[@sicknote4557]

Thanks for making me smile daz. I’m in the shielding group and haven’t left my house since the start of March. My mental health really isn’t to great at the moment. So I’ve been binge watching loads of videos on this channel knowing they will make me smile. When I’m finally allowed to leave the house again I’m hoping going shopping is as much fun as this.lol. I hope everyone is staying safe and washing your hands.