Spider-Man Gets a Restraining Order

Spider-Man Gets a Restraining Order
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #5

[@hioman]

I'm just imagining spider-man telling green goblin, "can we not fight here? Some woman around here has a restraining order against me"

[@joelrobinson5457]

Cut to goblin strapping her to his hover glider like spiderman repellant

[@wesleygriffiths8748]

​@@joelrobinson5457You laugh, but Osborn is deadass crazy and petty enough to do this.

[@joelrobinson5457]

@@wesleygriffiths8748 oh buddy I'd believe it was

[@firepuppies4086]

​@@joelrobinson5457especially since it made the news. Like... "how did you know I was the one-" "There is only one loon crazy enough to put a restraining order on the wall crawler... You. had. It. in. the. papers!"

[@whitenoise8397]

The sad part is that this sounds like one of his quips so I 100% believe he would say it during a fight.

[@comicfan1324]

MJ really just walked up to her and said “your life serves zero purpose.”

[@dante_0962]

Once again MJ is the best.

[@toycarsushiwriter3573]

Facts.

[@He-who-wakes]

​@dante_0962 was but I blame the writer's

[@999jussumguy]

MJ had a LTG moment.

[@professorhal8098]

The LTG treatment 😂

[@PJ92586]

This is the definition of "Narcissist", and it's funny how she had no impact on his life like he did on hers like her safety. It took over 40+ years for her to realize that she was nothing special while Peter Parker was everything she thought she was, leaving behind a legacy while continuing to live and do nothing with the gift of life Spider-Man gave her.

[@kinman3051]

There. That's the word I was looking for when I got to the bathroom part.

[@gearoidoconnell5729]

MJ did ever tell you how I troll a woman.

[@captainkrypton]

The sad thing is, if superheroes were real, people would do this kind of thing, then they're gonna end up regretting it in the end.

[@JuanSanchez-wv4qy]

No doubt. Cops get restraining orders too. Fact is, if someone says hi to someone else often enough, it can be considered harassment nowadays. How much does that suck?

[@captainkrypton]

@@JuanSanchez-wv4qy Yeah, imagine getting a restraining order for saving someone's life over and over again because they were always at the wrong place and time.

[@seeleunit2000]

​@@JuanSanchez-wv4qy... Considering what Cops have done do minorities ? I don't feel bad for them because they're not the victims

[@3ftninja132]

Fü¢k around and find out.

[@DanRyzESPUK]

@@JuanSanchez-wv4qy So according to you no cop has ever harrassed anybody ever?

[@JC3178]

Why can’t they go back to writing MJ as the person who always believes in Peter? The mainline comics have tarnished their relationship beyond recognition.

[@ZeusEBoy]

Cause Disney ceos are weird sadists abusing comics to degrade and mock others.

[@TheTriad001]

Makes you beg for another round of "One More Day" huh? Fucking Paul.

[@TheDoomsdayzoner]

​@@TheTriad001more like makes us beg for a story that retcons "One more Day" outa existence. And Civil War, for a matter of fact. It was a straight up character defamation. They took away Peter's brains. Real Parker never would reveal his secret identity, unless someone is threatening his loved ones or the whole planet. Neither would he make a deal with the literal Devil.

[@zeokingsilver]

to many artist and what not doing to many stories its not like in the old days when Stan did it all things were less crazy back then

[@pn2294]

Because it’s unrealistic for someone not to have doubts.

[@knightpal1545]

"SAVE ME SPIDERMAN!" "i literally can't by order of the court"

[@devereauxrobxyahoo]

😂😂😂

[@daderowley4514]

It didn’t matter, Mary Jane specifically stated that because of who Spider-Man is, he would’ve still saved her and no piece of paper would’ve stopped him.

[@SouthSun89]

Never thought we’d get a Spider-Man comic from the POV of a Karen.

[@khizeryusufzai2185]

Never thought I’d feel bad for the Karen

[@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583]

​@@khizeryusufzai2185 well who ever wrote this must of had an experience with a Karen. The mentality here in the beginning is pretty spot on from IRL

[@JuanSanchez-wv4qy]

@@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583 Right? It’s not overdone or anything, just accurate. Which is admittedly enough.

[@khizeryusufzai2185]

@@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583 yeah seems that way. Plot twist it’s a reformed Karen 😱

[@mathieudemers199]

@@khizeryusufzai2185 😑don’t feel that way you will give her power to their narcissistic behavior and she will do to you what she did to Spider-Man also Jameson is clearly an Karen person because everytime you heard and see him he spite on heroism acts of everyone who acted selfishness and compassionate without not just Spider-Man even go after Captain America if he finish on brainwashing to him and all Karens altruism is bad but egoism is good 😠

[@melvinjaye1495]

This was just ruthless I mean imagine Mary Jane herself coming up to you after 40 years and telling you flat out that your life served no purpose whatsoever And you can't even argue because she's right

[@trainknut]

You just KNOW MJ was BEGGING Peter to go let her kick that woman’s ass, but she has to wait until after he was dead to make any moves 😂

[@dalerowe7329]

Spider-Man: "Over my dead body" MJ: "Fine, I'll wait"

[@dakotamuich4108]

​@@dalerowe7329MJ:Peter honey heroes and villains die constantly and ressurect those words are not as restricting as you think they are.

[@RealMan42088]

This is like the Incredibles 1, when the idiot sues Mr. Incredible for saving his life from commiting suicide.

[@shadowwilson7282]

That's true.

[@luiscastaneda4583]

Or the assholes of the train when he saved them from the train crashing down. Fucking people is never satisfied with anything.

[@kylegovender6211]

That guy was right

[@greencomet2011]

I actually have the comic book that this story is featured. I didn't quite get the themes when I was a teenager back then. Although, now as a adult I do get that it reflects a lot of the reality of some people in general. Even when you're trying to do good in your own way there's always someone who will take the least charitable interpretation of your actions and just run with it until they can't anymore for a variety of reasons and try to paint themselves as the hero. This sort of thing only got worse with the advacement of social media, as well.

[@zeokingsilver]

which is Spidermans entire life with other people

[@IHatoHandels]

It feels like the opposite of that guy who loves getting saved by super heros

[@JKgyaru6969]

Source, please!

[@WebbedManiac]

This made me realise that MJ is petty as hell. She kept track of this girl's blog for 40 whole years, and when she grew old, tracked her down just to tell her that she wasn't shit. Like Peter took her photo and probably forgot about her the next day. But MJ was like "Nah, I gotta set this b!tch straight and show her what's what." And waited 40 whole years for that. That's crazy.

[@troleopowers]

Ngl, pretty cool of her to devalue someone's life meaning after 40 years just because (I'm not being sarcastic)

[@DrGandW]

She waited until Peter was dead. She msst’ve been keeping some list of shit to do when Peter died for real

[@teleportedbreadfor3days]

“Coincidences happen everyday. But I don’t trust coincidences.” A quote from Elim Garak of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. But there is a truth in the world, that sometimes a coincidence really is simply a coincidence. Just don’t let a coincidence get to your head until it all but defines how you live your life. If that isn’t selfish vanity, it’s paranoia.

[@TheGreatSeraphim]

there are no accidents - master oogway

[@demontorch]

Like fr, like Dues Ex didn’t predict 9/11 (context: the game was released in 2000 and had a level that took place in NYC. The twin towers were absent from the level due to spacing limitations so the developers added to the game’s lore that terrorists took it down and we all know what happened a year later)

[@teleportedbreadfor3days]

@@demontorch Holy fuck

[@demontorch]

@@teleportedbreadfor3days not kidding about that btw

[@teleportedbreadfor3days]

@@demontorch Oh I know

[@nicktroisi6347]

This made me sick. Peter/Spider-Manis far from a perv. This deluded woman is another reason why I will always support Spider-Man. She will never understand why he does what he does. One of the best examples of Spider-Man proving someone wrong is when he teamed up with Emma Frost, one of the most powerful telepaths on the planet. At first she was annoyed by him nit taking everything seriously, then she looked into his mind. She was moved to tears by what she saw. All the pain and loss Peter had experienced at such a young age and understood why he makes jokes to lighten the mood and make everyone feel safe. She immediately apologised to him. And this woman would to if she was able to understand him, but she can’t and that’s sad.

[@raulbognar1584]

Chill spider man is not real

[@YourFreund]

⁠@@raulbognar1584let a fan be a fan.

[@mrdolphin549]

​@@raulbognar1584no, he is real, i saw him swinging around yesterday.

[@Darkvega2k7]

​@@raulbognar1584 Chill, go be miserable somewhere else.

[@zeokingsilver]

@@YourFreund agreed

[@robertocampusano3980]

Main character syndrome.She’s barely even a side character.

[@josuemendoza4801]

Hell this is the only time she ever apear

[@robertocampusano3980]

@@josuemendoza4801 That’s even more sad.

[@daderowley4514]

She tries to act like she’s the main act of a circus when she’s barely even qualified to clean the elephant poop

[@daderowley4514]

She tries to act like she’s the main act of a circus when she’s barely even qualified to clean the elephant poop.

[@Saberrex1]

What a sad fate. A girl so paranoid she thinks Spider-man, who's trying to save her when they just happen to cross paths is stalking her... Sad that she never learned from all of this until she was well into her old age. I guess for some, it's a lesson learned too late.

[@spiderfanmaniac9783]

It is a possible fate. The part where when she was young was in Earth-616 but the ending is in Earth-6451(because reasons). What happened to her 616 version is not known. One could only hope she learned her lesson earlier in Earth 616.

[@A-TALKING-TOASTER]

I'm sure this is going to be a future for most women nowadays

[@MrTao-iy2nf]

A lesson learned the hard way is still a hard lesson learned

[@shadowsonshadowson3929]

Wow, this girl is so self absorbed, it mirrors real life.

[@MrSalazar395]

It's like the opposite of the elderly woman who believed superman would always save her.

[@OurKindofEntertainment]

Reminds me of supers getting into countless lawsuits until they were banned at the start of The Incredibles....

[@matthewcarrizal9773]

All because of Mr. Sansweet.

[@Heraldo_Del_Mar]

​@matthewcarrizal9773 Mr. Incredible: Hey, I saved your life!" Sansweet: "You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!" More often than not, being a superhero is often a thankless profession.

[@turtleboy991]

"You have an inflated sense of your importance". Idk who made that quote, but it fits the sitch like a glove

[@ChoomOfDoom]

A 40 year old blog that’s still active? Talk about dedication

[@kingcamelot1395]

It's all she has left. The one thing that makes her feel the tiniest bit of important, even if no one cares to read it. It's quite pitiful, actually.

[@elderliddle2733]

“Nothing important happened today” It shows she’s still in her delusion. She could have easily have said she met Spider-Man’s widow and learned the truth. She regrets ever going after him. But no. It’s basically the end of “all quiet on the western front”

[@gamester512]

I interpret it as her realizing that nothing she ever did had any real importance. And thus, her life never had any meaning, as MJ said. And thus, by saying that "Nothing important happened today.", Vanna is acknowledging that her entire life has been worthless, and that she had thoughtlessly squandered the gift of life that Spider-Man had fought so hard for, even when Vanna was a total stranger to him. Essentially, I see it as her finally understanding that not only did her life never amount to anything, but she had wasted whatever potential she may have had to do something truly great by wallowing in her own delusion that Spider-Man was stalking her. And she failed to realize the truth until it was far, far too late. And that realization has left her feeling....empty. I wouldn't have been surprised if the end of this comic was shown in another panel of Vanna's grave, possibly indicating that the realization had stripped her of her will to live to the point that she may have passed away that very night.

[@willfanofmanyii3751]

That's not the delusion, she knows she wasted her time and now has nothing to talk about.

[@A-TALKING-TOASTER]

​@gamester512 yeah I'm pretty sure the lady is just going to end up deleting herself I mean no friends no husband no kids

[@lucasmartinez5703]

I took it as her realizing she really is unimportant. I don't doubt she ended her life that same night.

[@plasticweapon]

the point is she has no more delusion (or illusion). it's pretty self explanatory.

[@guava88]

dam she realized she wasnt the main character

[@innovator90]

“A lot of weird things happen to Peter Parker as Spider-Man”…that has to be the understatement of the year. Poor Pete has been suffering for years at this point. 😔 For reals; Marvel writers just seem to have meetings to just come up with new ways to fuck up Peter’s life. 😒

[@harrisonbetker2271]

Keep crying.

[@cameronrhodes1101]

A paranoid girl gets a restraining order against Spider-Man and of course, the only guy dumb enough to believe such a delusion would be J.Jonah Jamison The head of a newspaper also so delusional, no matter how much the facts are that Spider-Man is trying to help never get through his skull.

[@thundercricket4634]

I couldn't tell you exactly what issue it was, but I do remember reading a Spider-Man comic when I was younger in which he and Jonah were somehow shackled together at the wrists with a device that would explode if they tried to remove it. Spidey had to drag Jonah all over the city to find and catch up with the guy who'd done it to them and get them both freed, and Jonah was whimpering and doomsaying the entire time. At the end, after Spidey had left Jonah back in his office, Jonah confessed out loud that Spider-man humbled him, because he was the one who didn't give in to despair and instead drove himself to save his own life, and the life of a man who slandered him. I'm pretty sure Jonah never believed his own press. He was a bitter, hateful, spiteful little man who recognized someone else had a more noble spirit, and tried to destroy him for reminding him how small a creature he really was.

[@cameronrhodes1101]

@@thundercricket4634 But in that case, I truly do pity that guy I truly do. I guess he's the type of person who can't believe there can't be much good in the world.

[@thundercricket4634]

@@cameronrhodes1101 I think it makes Jonah more contemptible, not less. Because he DOES believe good exists, recognizes it for what it is, and then tries to destroy it out of envy.

[@nash6568]

That was actually really sad.

[@mr.bootleg646]

For who?

[@nash6568]

@@mr.bootleg646 For both. Spider-Man never knew what he was doing wrong, and the girl wasted her life.

[@khizeryusufzai2185]

@@nash6568 Spider-Man didn’t do anything wrong. But yeah it was sad she wasted her life

[@nash6568]

@@khizeryusufzai2185 Exactly. To clarify he WASNT doing anything wrong.

[@khizeryusufzai2185]

@@nash6568 yeah. Still sad how you could cause people to grow paranoid by minding your business or trying to help them

[@Zenoforce]

Hilarious imagine out of all the superheroes in marvel the wallcrawler is obsessed with you, 🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭 poor vanna

[@ZeusEBoy]

Nah there’s a couple worse ones. Mr fantastic, nightcrawler, invisible man, sandman

[@alpha5664]

She really took that whole dumb blondes trope to a whole new level.

[@ironyusedincorrectly]

Stuff like this just reminds me that the Incredibles was probably the most realistic super hero movie of all time.

[@arandomthingintheabyss2062]

Save your life they sue you

[@iceydicey77]

This is like if a background character tried to get a restraining order on batman while living in gotham

[@Lilpapersthe1]

Just imagine if superheroes were real we would literally have someone like this try and do this because literally she pulled a MeToo movement before the me too movement because honestly if we think about it this comic covered what was going to happen and it did but the sad part is she literally ruined her whole entire life just because her parents screwed her up as she wanted to feel special. She was already special but she never contributed anything to life besides her own needs to try and ruin the life of Spider-Man a.k.a. Peter Parker.

[@langbo9999]

Some people are just ungrateful.

[@libertyprime1614]

Nah, she is just ill.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

That's what makes Spiderman great. He'll help you even if you'll never appreciate.

[@lashonnakennybrew4847]

Now we love Marvel comics and DC Comics but like anyone would always say about Marvel comics Spider-Man always suffers a true infinity and true infinite lifespan of endless pain and suffering Beyond hell beyond anything including Miles Morales was Spider-Man getting a restraining order that's just messed up on so many levels for trying to save human being lives

[@hystericalakamega]

Is it that serious?

[@mayotango1317]

No, the live of Miles Morales is more easy that Peter.

[@guillehdz]

💀bro, Mary Jane just destroyed her, that was savage

[@Obi-Wanthepyromaniac]

She embodies the ultimate Tik Toker

[@Simon_gamer0X3]

Even villans have more of a heart than her

[@Blue_Lightning33]

It just goes to show that no matter how many problems or misconceptions come Peter’s way, he rises above them

[@rockercyborg6965]

MJ:Your restraining order amounts to the same as your life a zero sum. Reference from Captain America winter soldier

[@dx7689]

Should’ve just introduce her to Spider-Man’s harem. She’d realize him stalking her would be ridiculous.

[@Goblin_deez.]

It’s funny how KZbinrs often cover the same content as others (often at the same time too), regardless I’m happy for your rendition as I forgot about this story You were late to the game but it worked in your benefit

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

I haven't actually heard anyone cover this story

[@mikkelnpetersen]

This goes on the list alongside "we don't want this superhero in our city", "Okay", *city gets attacked,* "SAVE US SUPER HERO", "no", "Why not", "you didn't want me, now live with your decisions".

[@buster3041]

Oh. I thought she was a karen but she's not. She's one of the biggest (non immortal/ extended living) tsunderes ever made lol.

[@MrIrdatlan]

It would be funny if all it took to get rid of spidey is a restraining order, hes alr outside the law as it is, he choses to fight for good because he feels its his responsibility, now what if The Green Goblin got a restraining order for spiderman? Or everyone got one against Galactus?

[@0mtrebellcyury993]

Mj actually respectable for once

[@mayotango1317]

MJ is the best one.

[@swordchannelfires]

Dude she was THE best person u could ever have in ur life, don’t let the recent comic series delude u into thinking she was bad, that’s just superficial

[@Nightman221k]

I guess she learned it from Paul.

[@idkidk503]

She's always been great. She sucks in the raimi movies and the latest run

[@silentwalker434]

The only thing that would have made this worse is if MJ said something like: You wanna know why nobody ever commented on any of your little blogs, aside from the obvious fact that almost nobody read them? It was because one of two things happened when they read it, they either realized that you were just a delusional fool or were so appalled by your idiocy that they thought that you weren't worth the effort of correcting.

[@brushidobee2233]

Even the judge who said yes to the restraining order was skeptical about it, he only did it to humor her. An act of kindness, albiet a pitying one.

[@ulyssesveracruz8343]

Bro taught she was main character

[@tuber420]

Blogging every day for 40 years straight about Spider-Man is genuine obsession.

[@harrisonbetker2271]

And she claims that Spider-Man is stalking her.

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

This is the first time I'm saying this- shoutout to Mary Jane Watson for standing by Peter. 👏

[@loonytunescrazy]

She always did before One more day

[@SailorCallie]

She should've sought help, but nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, she had to get a restraining order. Her bloody loss.

[@IkeOkerekeNews]

Why didn't the judge mandate that she get help?

[@SailorCallie]

@@IkeOkerekeNews That's a great question

[@lucasmartinez5703]

The judge even said you need professional help.

[@acgearsandarms1343]

Didn’t she have a therapist that told her her obsession wasn’t healthy? She did get help. It didn’t work.

[@fireywer4449]

Funny thing is...current MJ could be Vanna now lol

[@jackripper4419]

I don't know man, with the way zeb well going, it's not gonna happen anything soon

[@WebbedManiac]

No? She never stopped Spider-Man from doing his job lol

[@jackripper4419]

@@WebbedManiac she never stop breaking his heart either

[@WebbedManiac]

@@jackripper4419 That's literally a different matter. OP was arguing that Current MJ = Vanna, which is not true at all.

[@darthash18]

I thought the comic would end with her getting caught in a villain fight and seeing Spider-Man swing away because of the restraining order and getting crippled in order to learn her lesson

[@cooldude2027]

Like MJ said, no piece of paper would stop him from saving her life because that’s just who he is

[@Zednoght]

Most forms of media I see this story with, it always goes that something happens that puts them in a life or death situation that forces them to change their mind and retract the decision to file the restraining order, but this? This was a chef's kiss. no "happy ending", no "Love and friendship will always win", just a woman and her decision, that lead... no place. she got those few 15 minutes of fame with JJ, but that story probably fell dead in the water by dinner time.

[@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639]

Disaster strikes: Spider-Man: "Is (names those with a RO against him) in the group?" Civilian: "Yes, why?" Spider-Man: "Then I can't help you. Can't be within (mentions distance) of (her/him/them). Bye!" Survivors take RO person/people to court if they don't outright attack her/him/them.

[@UnownDepth]

There people like this. This girl is batshit crazy

[@nikitahatamov4312]

If this isn't a narcissist i don't know what is

[@maxkull2899]

Imagine saving the school from the Vulture and instead of the usual bad press from the Daily Bugle, you get Me Too'd by a random girl you just saved.

[@nsampone3]

Forty years from your teens isnt going to have you shriveled, grey, and retired lol

[@starrystreams3642]

The Encounters were years apart. She was an adult when she got the restraining order.

[@ShadowDemon_4]

Her interactions with Spider-Man were years apart. She even commented that the first incident was years ago on her second post about Spider-Man. She only came across him in highschool and then in college. After that she eventually got a job and finally went to get the restraining order and went to the Daily Bugle. By the time she had her story in the newspaper she was a grown woman.

[@jeremyvanriper2876]

“That’s just your fear. Fear cannot be trusted.” Elsa frozen

[@edgarpuebla7952]

Wow this chick is making Sally Avril (from Spectacular Spider-Man) looking like the nicest girl in the franchise smh 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️(no to mention she even hugged Petey in one episode).

[@julia_the_nagito_simp]

To be fair, I don't think even Sally herself would stoop this low

[@DmarcusBaus]

They hate you when you're here, but love you when you're gone.

[@eoncontroversial1614]

POV: you’re a young Karen in a super world

[@InternalxHD]

Ofc the Karen thinks the world resolves around her

[@leontriestoart]

Ok, but seriously though, they were all coincidences, but there were so many that it makes sense as to why she would think something is suspicious 💀

[@JacksonVoet]

There were two, first when she was a teen, and the next when she was a grown adult. Her paranoia made it seem like a lot, but the truth is, with how much Spider-Man’s enemies move when they fight, and the varied thematic interests of his villains, it’s likely a ton of people encountered him once or twice. She just made a big deal about it.

[@microcelltechnicalassistence]

​@@JacksonVoet4

[@JacksonVoet]

@@microcelltechnicalassistence Spider-Man’a whole thing is protecting civilians, and this lady doesn’t seem the smartest, so she probably just wandered into places where supervillains were about to strike.

[@microcelltechnicalassistence]

@@JacksonVoet Sandman and rhino, so i doubt that, but It Is a coincidence

[@JacksonVoet]

@@microcelltechnicalassistence Oh, fair enough. Sometimes things are just coincidences.

[@gingerfox-nf4gy]

Vanna : you were the one looking under my skirt back in high-school you perverted menece ! Spider - man : I wasn't looking under your skirt I getting changed because vulture turned up . Vanna : you mean the vulture you hired so you could spy on me ! Spider-man : what reason would I have to spy on you . Vanna : you tell me ! Spider-man : ... you know your not a good person , I mean heck you just sat and watched as flash thompson bullied me . Vanna : hey ! I'm a g- wait flash thompson ? ( flashes back , pees a little ) ( Explosion happens ) Spider-man : don't tell anyone . ( shoots web and swings away ) Vanna : ( falls to her knees ) peter parker ....

[@Inkastar-tz8yd]

this is just what a person with main character syndrome is like

[@funnyhaha7131]

I feel like she wrote "nothing important" as a way of agreeing with narry jain. She wasnt important and the man they conversed about who was very important was now dead. So nothing of importance happenend that day

[@williamfalls]

Kingpen having a restraining order on all active police in the city: 😉

[@JMDarkly1]

Can a Judge even legally give a restraining order to someone who is not aware of the issue or even the person seeking the order? I mean, Spidy knew nothing about this and she couldn't prove he knew who she was. Would that stick in a courtroom?

[@BigK13372]

I am pretty sure the judge only gave it to the woman just so she can leave and seek help. Like he even doesn’t think issuing a restraining order on a superhero vigilante would do anything

[@JacksonVoet]

@@BigK13372 Yeah, he straight up said that getting a restraining order against Spider-Man is about as useful as one against martians.

[@anorak865]

Based MJ

[@kashifreza1993]

Mj straight up told her your An Npc in our story

[@bobbyk9815]

If I remember right, "Nothing important happened today" is also what King George wrote in his diary on July 4, 1776.

[@maxkull2899]

20 seconds into the video. "Huh, I wonder why Peter would have to file a restraining order against someone...oh wait it was filed on him? Probably JJJ or some villain..." *A high school student and cheerleader* "Oh no. Oh god Pete what did you do?"

[@KaiMangaKnight]

Karen mind set

[@jeremiahscott2032]

She would get along with JJJ

[@cooldude2027]

Well as shown in the video JJJ actually praised her for this

[@joelrobinson5457]

Whew oof, now that one was dark

[@ツナマヨ5]

Naw bruh mj entered her lowtiergod arc💀

[@lucasmartinez5703]

A great commentary on karens.

[@SpaceAnimator_X]

Saw a YT short about this just now and I had to see the full story and it is wild. The short does not do it justice.

[@iamtainokhan]

The biggest Karen in Spider-Man comics

[@UncleJon-31]

Then she woke up 😆

[@Nathan-t2u]

The reason her parents shout is her

[@swat8078]

i don't believe spider man would ever follow that order

[@BigK13372]

Yeah like what are they going to do, arrest him? Police been trying to do that for years with his growing vigilante activities. Not like they would suddenly take him in the moments he is within radius of some random woman

[@Hypershadic23]

Oh my god I own this one LMAO

[@zaqattack1423]

The definition of a side character having an ego

[@MichaelRairoa]

Never thought we'd get a comic about the women in this generation, but of cpurse it had to be spiderman

[@rageofheaven]

Some Spiderman villians have a habit of messing with family. Rhino nearly got killed over it.

[@shadowblade19]

A Marvel tsundere.

[@CoyoteCode]

Huh, I wonder what the inspiration was behind this story. Was it supposed to be one of those stories to advise a reader to do something with their life? Maybe display how toxic thinking can affect your life?

[@maokai09]

Hurts. But still karma.

[@kinman3051]

Okay i got it. I think it's her acting like this and believing her lies because she has nothing eventful or meaningful going on in her life. That's why she missed the attention she believed Spiderman gave her.

[@whyidkwhy]

Vanna: Here thiis is restraining order against you! Spider-Man: thanks *uses web to take it and wipes his ass with it* i ran out of toilet paper yesterday. *Swings off* Vanna: ._.

[@andrewdailey3362]

Talk about a sad life.

[@zeokingsilver]

she like J J a disillusioned fool

[@JacksonVoet]

At least Jameson actually does occasionally say something nice about Spider-Man. Heck, his whole grudge against masked vigilantism is due to how his wife died.

[@Sugarpeach44]

At least there are iterations of JJJ that help out Spidey

[@Rickj12]

So...she was the one obsessed with spidey

[@Timelordderpy]

Ok i get how the first incident did look suspiciously like peeping… but girl did you ever consider the fact that maybe you just have extremely bad luck?!🤣

[@francoisdemorcy5084]

She is a Karen. He does not even know she exists. Crazy. Full of herself.

[@joelcartagena953]

I wonder who's the name of the artist that drew this comic. I quite like it.

[@plasticweapon]

and just think, this was still only 2006!