SPLATOON 1 LORE WHEN YOU CAN'T READ...

[@Crystal-im8qs]

It's giving reading in front of the class 😭 we feel your pain

[@a9entb1u]

It’s like a parent trying to read to a group of children but the parent fumbles there words a lot ❤

[@rockinggamerdude]

Or trying to read in front of class like

[@Tyler-iw7ve]

He-don-is-tic: prioritizing a lifestyle of pleasure

[@megafirebird22]

Hedonstics

[@ra_mey]

This is how that one kid reads during popcorn reading

[@bubbzlegum]

He… Don… Is… Tic…. -DUDE 2024

[@Jidiot-07]

Alternate title: Dude reading spoon 1 scrolls for 10 minutes and being a bit loud

[@vrrie]

alternate alternate title: dude comes out as illiterate

[@Goggles109]

The intro is perfect 😭 20/10

[@roughjuff]

We gotta make competitive ranked reading

[@ThatSrb2DUDE]

i would win.

[@TheOctolink]

join us on the journy where dude learns reading (it's been hilarious)

[@gierasole]

THE NEIGHBOR MALDING LMFAO???

[@SkyBlueNinja42]

this feels like it was in response to that one guy in the discord who said you didnt care about anything besides comp lmao

[@Cyniiko]

its like being back in primary school English class again!

[@GUSplatoon]

I read if you hit the *subscribe* button, you enroll into Dude University where Dr. Dude reads us more Splatoon scrolls.

[@tealistar]

dude im crying lmfao😭😭😭

[@TM-45.]

Why are we surprised that dude canot read? All he does is skateboarding and splatooning.

[@ThatSrb2DUDE]

i can count though

[@TM-45.]

@@ThatSrb2DUDE whats nine plus ten?

[@Pearl_Blossom]

​@@TM-45. twenty-one

[@TM-45.]

@@Pearl_Blossom you ain't dude But you got it wright i gess

[@undercomposition]

This made my brain leak.

[@drippycm]

this video gave me a headache thank you dude i will be like commenting and subscribing

[@Lobster789]

Very mindful very demure

[@rockinggamerdude]

There’s a video animation that someone made about the war of Splatoon that goes through hidden lore and existing lore

[@cowinafield]

this is my favourite youtube video

[@brisayman]

Dude have probably read thousands of comments on his stream

[@Captain1455]

The puns are too much to read, if you "say no it's not" then you love puns.😅

[@Lemonberrys]

This video is perfect for bed time story

[@game4us_Splatuber]

Team past will hear of this.

[@Cheedh]

I swear I played with someone named man kisser 💀

[@TungstenCube]

THE TRADITIONAL CALAMRI SHAN-TAY OF THE CALAMRI REGION NOWADAYS THIS SONG AND DANCE MAY AS WELL BE CARVED INTO THE-d VERY DNA OF ALL INKLINGS IN-T-D -RD IT ORIGINATED AS A WAY TO CELEBRATE THE SEA AND GIVE THANKS FOR ITS BOUNTY

[@CriminalUpper.]

10/10 must read again 👏👏👏

[@jasonzervos]

Listening to this, you can almost forget that Dude is from the UK😂

[@gierasole]

dude chose the right career path, he has a brain similar to that of an inkling

[@Edelzwiebel]

Brain: Simple and head on sticks.

[@Zinkhasfallen]

I know a good English teacher who also happens to play Splatoon (*Gem is triggered*)

[@DisassemblyDrone5260]

Wow his human brain wasn’t working today.

[@harzo6641]

Head on a stick moment

[@noahweston4987]

I’m assuming this was a livestream recorded at like 3:30 am

[@jocabulous]

Head on sticks 😂

[@dartcolors1073]

bro's reading at a 7th grade level

[@Pearl_Blossom]

I have a feeling Dude has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (phobia of long words)

[@negativepremium4100]

is that what the neighbor said at 7:50

[@stevensmith8914]

He sounds like captain diqhedd

[@TMPGrub03]

my 3 year old self was twice as literate than dude in this video

[@Saki10001]

how did dude graduate past grade 2, he cannot read at all xd

[@ThatSrb2DUDE]

i cheated.

[@MR.Salt7]

Is your neighbor German? 7:52

[@Pickle_Bean1611]

Hiiii

[@heeho2867]

Did you know your not the first person to comment 😮 oh my god 😱 stop being annoying and commenting on every one who put first and replying that they didn’t. Newsflash they understand that 😱😱😱

[@NED_officials]

DUDEEEE YOU A WWW

[@Pickle_Bean1611]

One of first

[@morfik8887]

first

[@Pickle_Bean1611]

You r not fist there are many people who said that 4 minutes ago

[@Lobster789]

First btw

[@Pickle_Bean1611]

You r not fist there are many people who said that 5 minutes ago