Sports War: Jordan & Desi Feud Over Marathon Influencers & Aaron Rodgers 2028 | The Daily Show

[@angieexotic556]

Love that they brought Desi to this segment.❤

[@theorenhobart]

luv Desi

[@ScreenSwaps]

Desi is the GOAT.

[@dullastonishment]

@@theorenhobart She is queen.

[@michealpadraigpriomhuaduin7812]

I honestly needed this more than you know, please do more of these if you can Daily Show. Really lifted my spirits today.

[@TheRealBatCave]

You will be ok....

[@michealpadraigpriomhuaduin7812]

@TheRealBatCave Nowhere did I insinuate that I wouldn't, but you also don't know anything about my life situation. There is a significant chance that I won't be.

[@TheRealBatCave]

@michealpadraigpriomhuaduin7812 just a msg of support.....sounding like u needed your spirits lifted

[@michealpadraigpriomhuaduin7812]

@@TheRealBatCave Fair enough. Hard to gauge context sometimes. My apologies.

[@TheRealBatCave]

@@michealpadraigpriomhuaduin7812 np

[@elimendoza_]

Daily Show hope you are reading this, please never stop doing sports war!!

[@merikano2985]

Yes

[@ShadowAngel71]

“Jordan, you anemic Twizzler.” Lydic with the Jane Curtin move. Brilliant. I love her so much.

[@danbsports6760]

I got that old school SNL vibe from it too.

[@lawbinson]

Cool to see Desi do this

[@firerun777]

They mix ESPN and Fox News perfectly

[@Positive_Tea]

That’s actual ESPN

[@Bjoern_1897]

@@Positive_Tea Fox Sports: exists

[@drewajer2538]

Have you watched espn in the last 15 years?

[@michaelbayer5094]

Also, Dan and Jane, except Desi is hurling the sexist insults.

[@mopnem]

Desi is the best thing to happen to this show. Jordan and Desi are the best on the show imo

[@Pete_Finch]

SPORTS WAR, absolutely the newest must watch segment

[@BrownieX001]

Desi is fantastic. Need her on here more often

[@845835]

"Is your marriage too stable? Try gambling!"

[@TurtlesOnIce]

DESIWINS!

[@robertw1962]

You won't know you have a problem unless you try. Gambling!

[@mpup54]

All of those lines at the bottom are freaking hilarious if you ever lived in Las Vegas and stuid slogans are in every casino.

[@cloudbullets]

I’m really glad they keep bringing this bit back, now Desi is on it…even better lol

[@tibofinds3726]

These two are great together.

[@jackson857]

This is so f**kin hilarious. Thank you so much for this guys. Really needed it.

[@Jiterdomer]

Daily Show is my daily fix for me to cheer up during 4 years of Second Trumpanzee Show.

[@MerchantMarineGuy]

Why? They are the reason Trump won

[@AmeliaRobinson-bq1hj]

Wanna win next election change your attitude if you're ego is bigger than your goal you gonna loose advice from other side.

[@6j6666]

​@AmeliaRobinson-bq1hj coming from a supporter of the biggest egomaniacs in modern history 😂

[@AdamJay___]

Trumpanzee is not only my favorite nickname for him but maybe of all time 😂

[@Positive_Tea]

Were you here for the Bush years?

[@BillFreese-s8p]

I have hit the point where my favorite regular on this show is all of them.

[@offtarget1758]

💯 seriously tho 🤣🤣🤣

[@Mushfiqur25]

Desi was on fire in this... amazing

[@snozbaries7652]

She's on fire all the time ❤‍🔥🔥

[@rgwade6234]

You two co-hosting a show was hilarious, please please do more of this!🎉

[@BobStein]

The Daily Show becoming a gladiator fight between hosts: YES please.

[@LXSeaV]

It's the only way they should do co-hosting haha.

[@isobarkley]

most dense jokes/minute segment in ages-AND they all land!!

[@ToSeeTheHorizon]

Happy every time they bring this segment back, it's fantastic! 😄

[@sibusisonalontshiba2803]

They killed it

[@mjc11a]

Absolutely brilliant!

[@razvanzamfir1545]

Great segment! Please never let this one die!

[@petroskatsilieris1897]

We do love you guys. Please stay in our lives through The Daily Show in the next 4 years. By the way, on this clip Desi is better than in anything she's ever done. This style REALLY suits her. She's fantastic

[@olatundedave]

"Settle down GP" 😂😂😂

[@hushberger]

These two have the best chemistry

[@nunyabiznez666]

Those slogans where great 😂

[@minderbean]

This is giving “Anchorman” 💕

[@famousgoldentouch]

5:45 Desis Pose screams gambling baller 🤟 🏈 💵 haha😂

[@dokskwyr4353]

This reminds me of the old Dan Ackroyd/Jane Curtain SNL sketch, "Point/Counterpoint", spoofing 60 minutes.

[@richforsyth]

100% got the same vibe

[@marks7192]

Ahaha..Ackroyd ."Jane you ignorant s^*+" .... classic.

[@richforsyth]

@marks7192 Jane "Cause there are no saying about about a miserable failure" kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWqUiYivnJ6cja8si=VbJztdLp6lIpWmWB

[@dokskwyr4353]

@@marks7192 🙂

[@Rocketman1292]

Brought to you by Gambling! Gambling, where your math degree actually comes in handy!

[@garciavashchino1]

Jordan got clapped up!!! But I love it... the synergy is fun!!!

[@13bellhop]

make this a weekly segment, love it

[@sarahpardue3703]

I really needed this. Something genuinely funny and not political. ❤ Thanks!

[@intomnia3313]

Politics does insist upon itself.

[@kellypaws]

Aaron Rodgers is something I stepped in a few years ago and I just can't wash the smell off my feet, even long after throwing out the shoes.

[@scottieapplseed]

This is my favorite new segment.

[@samspade7360]

🤣❤👍🤣❤👍🤣❤👍Desi and Jordan, you are the BEST!

[@Doobernicus]

I love how their satirizing how competitive sports media has become.

[@melissachristie2643]

This was great! Thanks for putting that in the spotlight. I live in KC. My joke: I would have Mr. T be my front man as his line is great for the times, “I Pity the Fool”. Raise the roof Mr. T.

[@OAN3476]

I'm so glad they don't talk about me like that. They're harsh.

[@kevinbaltz4564]

Aaron Rodgers Head of the CTE

[@FredricoMayonetti]

Gambling commercials are 10x worse than presidential ones

[@BobStein]

Agreed. Far more destructive too.

[@FredricoMayonetti]

@ that too!

[@mpup54]

Once you make gambling mainstream, there is little chance to reign it back in and re-bag it. Im surprised the commentators arent telling us how on this next play a WR TD is +320.

[@tt-ki2dw]

"an asexual balloon animal" 😅

[@archmage_of_the_aether]

Really, you only need to say "balloon animal"

[@grimesdaughter9042]

I am going to use that for myself the next time I feel a little bloated 😂

[@stefrost4029]

Yeah, bigotry is hilarious. /s

[@prestok]

Desi is amazing, they should put her as a permanent host.

[@MarshaLanigan-sp5vr]

The rock bottom line was priceless.😂

[@Shubhamazing13]

No matter what KEEP THE SPORTS WAR ALIVEEE ❤

[@vaughnspeer5058]

Please more we need it.

[@chrisfranklin7547]

Stewart/Lydic 2028

[@BobStein]

Hope they debate just like this in the situation room.

[@peterdanior4538]

My favorite duo

[@WilsonCastaway-ct3sm]

Really funny skit, and 200% spot-on ... I oughta know 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🏐☺️

[@OmMyGod888]

John should run for president

[@paulcurran6747]

More desi please she's fantastic really makes me laugh 😂

[@Dangic23]

This was epic

[@donnahenley9150]

That was great!

[@TallDude73]

Absolutely hilarious 😃

[@ukrmod]

Hilarious clip. Desi is on fire.

[@joelsullivan1248]

“You anemic twizler “ 😂

[@rpprowd]

Desi should be in every segment, she is the best part of the show.

[@voltgod]

Reminds me of a great bit that was on the Onion News Network

[@DylanKane-u2j]

Pure gold 😂

[@naeem7615]

Desi is prime time anything she’s featured in is instantly entertaining

[@theorenhobart]

like the way Desi was channeling Ronny at the start

[@metalkatt1]

Desi is such a boss!

[@lukie-annnembhard901]

Lol. I thought they were going to make out at the end. That was some steamy foreplay. ❤❤❤

[@monozuki]

They really should give Jordan some better insults against Desi though. Desi's on Jordan were top notch, no idea why the gap.

[@finnhaverkamp]

How do people not see the irony in gambling tax going towards gambling addiction programs

[@daviddelgado6090]

This was extremely witty

[@Grimerpr2016]

You're awesome desi

[@billsadler3]

Wasn't Aaron Burr Lincoln's first Vice President?

[@danielhall2615]

If a clown moves into a palace, it doesn’t make him a king. It makes the palace a circus...Turkish proverb and American reality.

[@stefrost4029]

Pretty sure we've all seen that commented a hundred times already by now...

[@dmk_games]

Why did Desi go so easy on that defective orange pipe cleaner?

[@theorenhobart]

lol they will probably use that !

[@iodinev]

I went to R J Reynolds High School so Draft Kings can't be any worse

[@emanuelrosenthal4271]

It's kind of funny debating election candidates when your boss is like the single most electable person, both for the primary and general.

[@michaelbachman8470]

Aaron Rodgers has destroyed 2 NFL teams now.

[@patrickmaline4258]

he’s got no heart. doesn’t show up for anything that’s not mandatory. he’s the opposite of a leader… he’s a bully. he’s not the worst example of humanity, but he’s no role model. forget him. ☮️❤️🌍🌏🌎

[@swissfan100]

I wouldn’t say the Jets were exactly doing great before him

[@mishahaddonroodt9539]

Desi is so pretty and smart, and funny ❤❤ . Oh, and Jordan is there too. #desiwins

[@WolfRamAndHart]

Nice "homage" to the Stephens...and Jane Curtin from SNL.

[@joannejohnson7006]

You too are so sweet together 😂🎉

[@ericvanvlandren8987]

DesiWins!!!

[@snozbaries7652]

I vote for Desi to be in every skit!!

[@markkilborn512]

Desi and Jordan are going to help me maintain my sanity for the next four years.

[@olorin4317]

This is the only way I will watch sports.

[@Mystic1368]

Ms Desi love you girl ❤🌹💋. Daily show is definitely cheerful comedy and ✔️ fact all involved 🎉

[@LonelyWolf1991]

I liked this 😂

[@TheW83]

Desi absolutely killed it

[@theorenhobart]

jon, you've created a monster(s)

[@kam3l0tTV]

I love Desi but Ronnie and Michael Kosta KILLED it last time please bring them back 🙏🏼

[@susanrosegale6646]

I use to joke about how our country was turning into a Casino...sometimes it's not as complicated as it seems.

[@cmdraftbrn]

love desi

[@NewMessage]

Gahhh! I bet the house that this wouldn't air 'till tomorrow!

[@robertdanker6193]

Love Sports War!!!😂😂

[@jennifernathan7737]

Love this❤🎉😂

[@Sisteryoda1440]

Right up there with Foxsplain!! 😂😂

[@8794DragonRush]

Incredible

[@plz1277]

Desi for the WIN!

[@honeypotbadger7]

Desi is the best

[@hillpunk92]

born and raised in ozark,MO i promise the average person is not for the abortion ban. we live in a dystopian America where the peoples opion doesnt matter.

[@szahmad2416]

Please push JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT IN 2028!!!

[@stefrost4029]

Another old white guy who's an establishment dem? No.

[@beachgaara]

Did Jordan finally throw Ronny into the river?

[@archmage_of_the_aether]

So racist. Ronny is Asian

[@Lunixed]

this is so funny; please never stop

[@crashnova7601]

Prepare, don't despair ( we are "the enemy from within" )