Spy Kids 4 Is A Real Movie

Spy Kids 4: All The Time in the World is a 2011 action/family time pun made by the one and only Robert Rodriguez. It has clock jokes, fart jokes, a stupid dog, and not much else.
Oh yeah, and it was produced by Harvey Weinstein, yikes.
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Spy Kids 4 All The Time in the World - 2011
Marissa Cortez Wilson (Jessica Alba) is a retired spy who keeps that identity hidden from her clueless husband and whip-smart twin stepchildren, Rebecca (Rowan Blanchard) and Cecil (Mason Cook). However, when a villain called Timekeeper (Jeremy Piven) threatens to conquer the world, Marissa springs back into action as head of the OSS, home of the now-defunct Spy Kids Division. With help from some cool gadgets and two former spy kids, Rebecca and Cecil join the fight to save Earth.
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[@MicrowaveSociety]

Now is the Time to Subscribe. The clock is ticking. You've gotta hand it to me these are great puns. For a second you thought that wasn't a pun, but it only takes minutes to process all these jokes. Watch closely.

[@middone6877]

Perish

[@fatherenricopucci4609]

I do not have much "time" on this earth hahahahe

[@user-hg3qh8kw3j]

Im already subscribed B)

[@casual_nds9565]

Hey guys have a nice day

[@musicaluprising924]

@Microwave Society Bro XD

[@darth_autismo]

Tick Tock is the greatest villain name since Scary Man

[@somepiesheep4426]

Don't compare this trash heap with a masterpiece such as VeggieTales

[@lemon_bread1368]

nono he's got a point

[@jackwhite7955]

Ever read the Batmanga? They have a guy named LORD DEATH MAN

[@self-promoterremover5611]

How about calendar man

[@lemon_bread1368]

@@self-promoterremover5611 ....... where did you get your genius brain-?✨😳✨

[@rexwrecks2735]

This movie did not “ring my dinkster.” 0/10

[@supertoad6445]

Bad moive Dont watch that worse then cars 2

[@Noah_Obama]

Underated comment 😂

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

That was the best part of Spy Kids 3-D. Spy Kids 4-D had no redeeming factors. It's not even so bad it's good, because of how annoying the whole film is!

[@Brass_Monkey]

Is that Bill Paxton?!?!

[@meep9231]

Looking back, I have no idea what the hell I saw in this movie

[@dylandreisbach1986]

The most fun part about the scratch cards in the theaters wasn't the card you are not going to scratch, it was the massive number that popped up every time they want you to smell it. It took up like an entire corner of the screen.

[@gard3boi311]

There needs to be an edit of the movie with more scratch and sniff moments, but every time the number progressively gets bigger until it takes up the entire screen

[@ShriekingWhispers96]

I like how she just said "No one can ever know I was a spy!" Right in front of two medics for AMR.

[@robosoldier7518]

I like how Josiah is just sitting in his throne made of boxes.

[@lordshivonski6149]

He is the box king

[@robosoldier7518]

@@lordshivonski6149 indeed.

[@tex8385]

oh cmon i was gonna say that

[@omega1575]

They look comfortable, but wrapping paper is more comfortable than that looks

[@AwesomeCrow-oj2zu]

*hes the chosen one*

[@fatherenricopucci4609]

Josiah is now homeless He must now make an OnlyFans

[@el-locojuarez1439]

What the he-

[@QuiGonJohn1999]

Oh no

[@lightish3754]

i'd sub

[@CYM-K]

woAH!!! Josiah with no home!!!!

[@NosfaOsorios]

Finally!

[@Avogadr0]

I remember getting my kid mind blown by this movie, and me genuinely believing that this was the coolest movie ever.

[@thechaossociety7453]

Isn't that all of us as kid?

[@Avogadr0]

@@thechaossociety7453 yeah.

[@thehyperobsesr]

Bruh same lol. My standards were very shit as a child

[@themoocow7718]

Yep. Remember this movie vividly.

[@johnreich1878]

You got to admit the whole “There’s one problem… you’re 9 months pregnant” Is a decent joke

[@montymole2]

i mean.... it's really not but ok

[@jonathankitchen7141]

@@montymole2 it’s a throwaway line that’s there to get a chuckle out of the audience

[@mrshotgun9402]

It's funnier when you realize that the OSS actually existed IRL and it was the predecessor of the CIA

[@ShitpostServer]

Wat a predecessor

[@PeterGriffin-sj7mb]

@@ShitpostServer Look it up kid.

[@speedweed1339]

What the fuck, really?

[@m4rionettealastor702]

@@ShitpostServer a predecessor is something that predates something else. In the case the OSS is what predates the CIA

[@HUMANIA_THE_BALL]

@@m4rionettealastor702 Simply put, something that came before something else.

[@SkyeBerryJam]

Spy kids 5D is a play where they interact with the audience, and spy kids 6D is just an escape room

[@d0llr420]

Spy Kids 7D is a Drama Show

[@d0llr420]

Spy Kids 8 is literally a video game. Spy Kids 9 is a 10 minute clickbait KZbin video. Spy Kids 10 is a Happy Meal Toy

[@doubleyoupersonality]

@@d0llr420 Spy Kids 11 is an SNL skit

[@d0llr420]

@@doubleyoupersonality Spy Kids 12 is bad remake of Spy Kids 8 in 3D

[@temmieton9755]

@@d0llr420 spy kids 13 just uses sora that's it it's just a picture of sora from kingdom hearts

[@gormlesshoboproductions]

13:34 man you can hear the strain in Jude's voice when he yells "Tick Tock!" And for some reason thats funny to me

[@RawReviews.]

😂 8:37 Bren’s sad realization and acceptance kills me

[@thomaslamson299]

"Spy Kids 4 is a real movie" PRESS X TO DOUBT

[@supertoad6445]

Spy baby

[@qingpetcher667]

X

[@sandralizama7780]

X

[@usa-pu9mh]

Xxxxxxx

[@localidiot1334]

X

[@isaacandluxo5463]

You know your movie is bad when someone’s favorite scene is cheese curls being poured on the floor

[@Zacman1123]

Yeah

[@miguelbaltazar7606]

you know your video is bad when youtube themselves decided its not kid friendly and removed the video (This actually happened)

[@DrinkingBleachOnTheBeach]

@@miguelbaltazar7606 who’s video?

[@nicholasiovino7690]

Well degenerates make these movies soooo

[@miguelbaltazar7606]

@@DrinkingBleachOnTheBeach mine

[@Bread_Artist]

15:55 Spy Kids 5D: We Touch You Now This should just be an origin story of those thumb dudes from Spy Kids 1 or 2 (can’t remember which one)

[@noobanimates2727]

Yo wtf! 😂😂😂

[@thespeedrunnerofarson1572]

It's from the first one. They don't appear at all during the second one.

[@BrightStar699]

I would watch that

[@maravreloaded]

Epstein and the creator of Cuties would be proud of that movie.

[@pancakesareawesome3121]

This movie was my childhood. Looking back on it I have no idea how my parents kept their composure for so long. Literally every day I watched it, and they had to watch it with me

[@jorgerosado2087]

Bad movie: exists Celebrities: Eh, why not? *proceeds to ruin career*

[@jimberjamber8540]

I think at that point Jessica Alba just needed a quick buck lol

[@AbsoluteDingus709]

The Fantastic Four movies she was in weren’t that bad, not good, but not bad

[@kylet4140]

I feel the timing for Joel McHale was unfortunate because Community could of been just about to boost his career a little at this point

[@logantotman1574]

Jeff Winger....not you

[@kebz9303]

@@jimberjamber8540 LMAO.

[@caddywampusjim5901]

Josiah looks like he can control rats with his mind

[@MicrowaveSociety]

🐀

[@thetrashman3994]

@@microwavesociety3080 hol up

[@thetarr2]

@@MicrowaveSociety rat

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

@@MicrowaveSociety Oh shit, a rat!

[@sheepeyoutube]

rats, we’re rats we’re the rats we prey at night, we stalk at night we’re the rats i’m the giant rat that makes all of da rules let’s see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

I can’t tell which is funnier: The time puns or their reactions to the time puns.

[@Fandom-Hyperfixiations-Go]

Both. Both is good

[@bethmcblaze]

i seriously LOVED this movie, as i have a 12 year old son who is obsessed with clocks. watching you guys hate it so much made me love it more lmao … sincerely, thank you for the laughs .. my son just found your videos in the past week and it’s brought me so much joy watching them with him

[@scottbruckner4653]

Honestly the Villain's story about being stuck in time for 60 years being forced to watch his dad grow old and die was really compelling and it made me like the villain more than the kids. THEM KIDS AIN'T SHIT, TIME KEEPER IS A HERO

[@dylanbksp]

as a child i felt so bad when i put myself in his shoes, im pretty sure i cried

[@henrysphone6364]

He wouldve had to watch his dad grow okd and die anyway

[@lewislabuff8862]

Also the fact it's shaggy makes it even sadder

[@killernyancat8193]

@@lewislabuff8862 Wait, what?

[@lewislabuff8862]

@@killernyancat8193 yeah it's Matthew Lillard, I think that's his name, he plays Shaggy constantly

[@cocoa_puffsy]

Fun fact: I was 12 when this movie came out, and I went to see it in theatres. We actually had the scratch n sniff cards. Every now and then, a little number would pop up on the corner of the screen to indicate which number to scratch off for the scene. They did not work. They smelled like cardboard no matter what you scratched.

[@ahoro4201]

No, they worked, it just smelled like cardboard for the whole movie

[@thecampingyeen2524]

OH MY GOSH I WATCHED IT THEATERS TOO!However, the scratch and sniff cards for me worked and they had the fowlest smells ever created. Like no lie they all smelled like shit, like literal shit.

[@Flame-we8tq]

@@thecampingyeen2524 Same I almost threw up when the dog farted

[@thecampingyeen2524]

@@Flame-we8tq you poor soul. it was so bad

[@Flame-we8tq]

@@thecampingyeen2524 so you can agree that it didn’t help with the constant fart jokes

[@fulzapraider]

11:53 no it goes c r a c k. Edit: 15 likes less gooooooooooooooooooooooooo next we go for 30

[@Swaggywashere]

She change the *s* *o* *u* *n* *d*

[@fulzapraider]

y e s

[@Creeperfun12]

2 years going strong 💪

[@vyiqqce5499]

13:03 "60 beats per minute" joke frickin killed me

[@Evanz111]

“Clockcore” “It’s all at 60 beats per minute” omfg this killed me

[@landonpeckham7752]

I could see Shakboy singing that.

[@itshxste]

And don't forget 30bpm half-time and 120bpm double time

[@DeadLiftGaming]

😂⏱️

[@Mr_Original]

I almost thought 60 bpm sounded really fast, but then my brain caught up and, that's actually slow as heck.

[@bethmcblaze]

i died, indeed

[@voxfoxclips8684]

“Spy Kids 4 is a Real Movie” Yes, but we do our damndest to pretend it doesn’t exist.

[@filmeditstudios3182]

Try pretending that Cats and Dogs 3 doesn’t exist

[@liamanderson7082]

@@filmeditstudios3182 There was a THIRD?!

[@filmeditstudios3182]

Liam Anderson released this year

[@liamanderson7082]

Oh no, I can only imagine how shit it must be.

[@DraconasTenZHG]

@@filmeditstudios3182 I only saw the first movie, never knew there was 2 and 3.

[@LeonMcLeon]

9:30 Definitely playing that kazoo backwards! 😂

[@montymole2]

why does it matter? it still makes very annoying noises

[@rileytheworm8991]

I remember seeing this in theaters as a kid! And I remember the little scratch and sniff cards they gave us before the beginning. One of the weirder movie experiences I've had lmao

[@Fandom-Hyperfixiations-Go]

I wish they brought it back

[@stevenconley9527]

I'm convinced that the weird disc is just a copy of GTA: Vice City on the PSP

[@BrightStar699]

it’s actually a copy of gta6 but sense it it brought from the future it created a time paradox and threatened the entirety of the space time continuum

[@raptalos9412]

I joined the premier to the phrase: “SLIDE WHISTLE”

[@ShibuNub3305]

“Is there just gonna be a kazoo? Just-“ *_Sounds of the damned souls_*

[@therealevilmudbug]

3:38 the power of the GameCube, in the palm of my hands

[@basicsergal9712]

I feel like villains in every spy kids movie ever are given their names because they know they will be caught and die, so they give them disposable names to signal what specific tasks they are assigned, and since they dont expect them to come back so they just pull cards with names and hand them to the villains.

[@amazingmeatballs683]

Tick-tock is actually Fred Figglehorn when he grows up that’s why his voice is like that

[@drizzlysquid1732]

Holy shit that makes so much sense

[@Idolish_Aurelite]

Tick-tock has enough of Kevin's bull..now kevin has to suffer the consequences

[@amazingmeatballs683]

@@Idolish_Aurelite Who’s Keven?

[@rozmarinideas5340]

@@amazingmeatballs683 Kevin is a bully / villan in the movie Fred the Movie and its sequels, Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred and Fred 3: Camp Fred.

[@traktor420]

@@rozmarinideas5340 actually Kevin was mentioned in a lot of his videos

[@iannorton5514]

6:07 The "Community College" is literally the Long Center in downtown Austin Texas. It's just a theater. They've only moved a few blocks since the Spy Kids 3

[@generalwashingtoad6516]

Probably because they didnt want the location to be affiliated with Spy Kids 4.

[@keithmckernan7784]

Yeah I live in Austin and all of the locations in these movies are in the city

[@supertoad6445]

Spy kids 5 how low

[@killernyancat8193]

@@supertoad6445 IDK. They said that they'd do it if this movie did well.

[@eliasjakemoran6434]

Yeah I thought it looked too familiar. Plus the dry grass and endless weeds. I've been there many times throughout the years on field trips. Now it shall be a landmark of cursed filmmaking ☝️

[@RawReviews.]

6:30 one of my favorite Microwave Society moments 😂

[@skyeflame7]

Agreed 🤣 it's beautiful Lol

[@rileuo]

I’m Jude hamburger, KZbinr, and i’ll catch u 🤨.. later

[@STGProductions3125]

​@@rileuo he caught you in 69K

[@DamienTheGoat]

"And they can never know I was a spy" She says in front of paramedics

[@kaydox6437]

I saw this in theaters and I can confirm that sniff cards were so annoying, A giant ass number would fill the whole screen telling us which part of the card to sniff.

[@thx4chrckingin]

That sounds infuriating

[@kaydox6437]

@@thx4chrckingin it was

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

Wait those are real? I thought the guys in the video were joking lol

[@kaydox6437]

@@gregjayonnaise8314 nope, they were real, and the cards smelled really bad

[@BongWater420]

@@kaydox6437 you also had to scratch it to make it smell and it made a horrible cringing sound

[@xenophanessonic821]

I used to like this movie My 7 year old self was on drugs

[@littlegremlin8783]

This was the first spy kids movie I saw, and the only other one I've seen is the second one. Is that bad?

[@xenophanessonic821]

@@littlegremlin8783 i mean same but with the third ome

[@AimlessSavant]

@@littlegremlin8783 yes. The first 2 were pretty good as a kid. This is just. Sub par.

[@DiamondWorldYoutube]

I watched the 3rd movie first

[@filmaphobic]

I’ve seen all of the movies, sadly seen the 4th movie the most and LoVeD it.

[@shardium]

I'm just mad since this could've been a great movie if it was made a year or two after SK3. The Spy Kids series was amazing, and I just wish they could've continued it.

[@mapleplays173]

13:48 I guess now you're out of time for time puns

[@eleventeen1670]

Fact of the day: Chronos was a titan in Greek mythology. He was the titan of TIME.

[@thx4chrckingin]

Ohhhhhh

[@kobold7964]

Thank you

[@traktor420]

I guess you could say he had *all the time in the world*

[@mhgirl01]

Not only time, but specifically the destructive aspect of time.

[@Definitely_not_ai]

@@mhgirl01 ZA WARUDO

[@BeatRiceIsHere]

I never thought that there was a movie out there with CGI, 4-D cheese curls, but boy was I wrong

[@avery_films]

Yoooo Beatrice, it's a crime you haven't ben verified or noticed by YT yet, your videos are great.

[@ethanwilson5014]

17:22 SHUT UP HAHAHAHAHAHAH that is funny jude!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Trainboi1983]

The plot is hanging by a paper plate!

[@mailcs06]

1:11 Excellent use of the wall of flesh barfing up leeches sound for the barfing

[@Quackenson]

I saw this in theaters. I experienced smell-o-vision. It all just smelled the same ngl

[@topaz7462]

It really did

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

What did it smell like? Turpentine?

[@mush420]

why did you put yourself through this dreadful experience?

[@Quackenson]

@@mush420 I was like 5 or something i dunno

[@thx4chrckingin]

@@apassionatenerd.3564 It smelled like money dissapearing from wallets everywhere

[@Scoot694]

I’m not sure what’s harder to believe: That I remember seeing this in theaters like it was yesterday. Or that Jeff Winger is in this movie.

[@malonmido7675]

Poor Joel

[@FlamingoSundew]

You did see it yesterday time is running out

[@kj_1116]

Fellow killjoy

[@general_oofity9919]

This movie was streets behind

[@kaydakitty3566]

Jeff Winger loser at law rents an office in a mini mall

[@ThatGuyRNA]

2:15 Damn look how far Fred has fallen

[@Baconboi1972]

That scene where the mom is walking and her daughter says "wait" and the mom gets all that "blue cheese" over her, reminds me of this one scene from Monsters Vs. Aliens, where Susan (the main character, for those of you who haven't seen MVA) sees the meteor, and if she would have just stayed on the gazebo, she wouldn't have gotten hit by the meteor, therefore, most of the movie wouldn't have happened. BUT NO! She saw the meteor and started running directly towards where it would crash! I'm still surprised that she survived that, considering how big the meteor was, and i don't wanna hear anyone say, "but she had the quantonium in her body, therefore it protected her" because the quantonium only started to affect her body, once she got back in the church. BTW, if anyone is wondering how big the meteor was, it was about as big as the meteor from Fortnite season x. P.S., sorry for that comparison, fans of MVA.

[@FourOf92000]

Joel McHale plays Wilbur Wilson. Joel McHale _also_ plays Jeff Winger in _Community._ For some reason, my headcanon is that _Jeff_ is playing Wilbur because he's broke.

[@calebreese2311]

I can get behind this

[@kaydakitty3566]

He did it while he was renting an office in a mini mall

[@arfansthename]

The dog could probably be the John Oliver teacher

[@inthecornerinablanketwitha7716]

I was on a quest to see if this WAS Joel and find it in the comments, and I accept your statement as cannon

[@vixtermono5901]

I was wondering if someone else figured this out

[@Anonymous-73]

This entire movies plot is just the last 5 minutes of Stone Ocean

[@Anonymous-73]

@@thesandwichslayer9948 fax

[@stringisacrow5959]

Except pucci is a better villain

[@Anonymous-73]

@@stringisacrow5959 true

[@soupryu]

Plus this lacks gay vampires.

[@Anonymous-73]

@@soupryu true

[@randomperson4243]

14:08 sums up the logic of this movie

[@dethnitegaming4178]

2:44 If he really were smart, he wouldn't be driving a smart car.

[@sethjackson8911]

This movie caused world poverty to drop to 0%

[@muzicalassassin2901]

What is that emoji

[@adambaryliuk3393]

@@muzicalassassin2901 you need to be a channel member to use it

[@heliumpai7627]

@@muzicalassassin2901 You have to be part of the society.

[@camreyes1819]

that emoji scared me

[@ShibuNub3305]

By killing 90% of organisms on earth 👌😎👍

[@candycoated_rage6591]

“ITS THE NAME OF THE MOVIE!! AAAAAAAAAAAA” “Nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys” “You can say he has... all the time in the world???” “S L I D E W H I S T L E” Best quotes

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

"I'm getting the death sentence! Wilbur Wilson, Spy Hunter!"

[@thx4chrckingin]

Step spy spy step kids... kids... Once removed

[@user-qv6xu9jg9k]

Is there gonna be a kazoo, just- *Angrily Kazoo's*

[@Daft-SFM]

“Congratulations. You caught a kid” *Harvery Weinstein*

[@thespeedrunnerofarson1572]

"Wilbur Wilson, national criminal."

[@ronan2004]

9:50 that's what I do when I have to pay taxes

[@JakeTLT]

TAKE EVASIVE ACTION!!!

[@ZombieChicken1310]

12:32 So is no one gonna talk about how that woman which gave birth like 3 days ago takes her newborn baby to a mission of fighting what basically is a time travelling psychopath?

[@Stargazer_Pie]

Why did she bring a baby with her into a warehouse full of henchmen

[@christians8821]

Bad parent

[@thetrashman559]

She needed body armor

[@huntermansam2006]

Lady shadow

[@jedimeyer1298]

@@huntermansam2006 Studio C plagiarized from this movie, lol.

[@huntermansam2006]

@@jedimeyer1298 lady shadow returns

[@WONDERWILL]

Stand User: Time Keeper Stand Name: Tick Tock Stand Ability: Controls time and makes to many time puns to keep up with

[@gab7506]

The more puns he makes, time stops longer

[@drivingstudios6151]

Damn, sounds menacing

[@Zacman1123]

Ha

[@Thedoomslayer12]

No stand ability TICK TOCK DEATH CLOCK- will send a clone of its self that will sucide bomb into the target whilst yelling TICK TOCK DEATH CLOCK

[@charlieseely3464]

Za Warudo!!

[@technoimperialist9509]

The United Nation be like: 16:55

[@marcovargas6205]

Especially rn

[@jonahanthony266]

19:47 Wait 'til you get to the Amazing Bulk and Foodfight.

[@starpiegacha9807]

They already did it!

[@brackenseely3175]

So, this secret agent just never stopped carrying her baby around missions?

[@W3Rn1ckz]

How could she stop carrying the baby? She still wanted her

[@TheWither129]

Legend has it she still carries around her nine year old child whenever she goes on missions to this day

[@airguitar1321]

She needed the body armor

[@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269]

@@airguitar1321 hol' up...

[@modernkiwi6447]

@@airguitar1321 Baby: +28 Light Armor +50 Weight Needs to be fed in order to keep equipped, otherwise, completely useless

[@nickm7197]

Ricky Gervais sounds like he wants to die the entire movie

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Must have lost a bet

[@localidiot1334]

everyone sounds like they want to die during the entire movie, even the audience

[@tristanhartup4936]

I don't blame him

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

WAIT DOES HE PLAY THE FUCK DOG? OMG WHY.

[@Saltyaf38]

Wow DMC has a bigger fanbase than I thought

[@canyoudecodeit1788]

3:55 Technically it’s true, the speed of light may be the fastest thing but it doesn’t reach us instantly. So if someone owns a watch, they are still seeing it in the past. Nothing is instantaneous, and everything is relative. Therefore, nobody notices time until it’s gone. But his argument can simply be voided by the fact that his name is literally tick-tock And he constantly uses a Snapchat filter so

[@tamedflame8174]

Huh.

[@attackoramic8361]

Fun fact, when time stops, it would mean that photons would stop in its tracks, meaning that people moving in the stopped time would be entirely blind, or maybe just die.

[@Maxdottmp3]

I love how the staple bit of this film is just : GET IT CAUSE TIME!?

[@8-bitter]

9 years ago I went to the cinema, saw this movie with my mom and was so surprised about the scratch and sniff cart we got. Of course I smelled it before I watched the movie and it made me vomit. It was still a good film for my back then underdeveloped brain.

[@themartianmantis2694]

I was 11, thought they all smelled the same, and thought the movie was boring and forgettable

[@largemarge9519]

@@themartianmantis2694 same

[@fuzi5303]

I remember I had the sniff card upside down so everything smelled weird for the scene and nothing smelled like anything I was meant to smell anyway all in all a complete bollockfest

[@anth636]

I wish I was that optimistic about everything

[@andromeda_va39]

Ultimate Challenge! Watch this whole movie, and every time someone says "time" or makes some sort of time-related pun, take a sip of your drink. Or do one push-up. Your choice. Get wasted or get buff.

[@a-s-greig]

Both is good.

[@justagamer6923]

neat

[@ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502]

More like die of alcohol poisoning or over exhaustion.

[@daboyz2374]

I’ll take the push-ups, most workout I’ve had in a while

[@thenerddirector]

Real snoogand

[@superyoki4698]

1:43 He should have taken the chance to say “Tiny tunes.”

[@ZomgLolPants]

I like how this movie implies that people exist outside of time

[@FilmmakerJ]

TLDW: Jude says "Stop! "Shut up!" Josiah says "Stop!" "Shut up!" and Bren says "Stop!" "Shut up!" Gotta say, I had the same reaction to this terrible sequel. Deeply infuriating and uncreative.

[@jameskoplin]

As for the movie's TLDW: A man who likes clocks and smokes helium wages war on humanity, and is stopped by a pregnant woman, two eight-year-olds, and a talking dog, in a world where smart cars have engines.

[@lupitaruiz7605]

Makes sense this is The Weinstein Company film.

[@cliffordbatteau5824]

I'm convinced they held Joel McHale at gunpoint the whole time

[@superchroma]

Yeah, he really lucked out with Community as this shit ought to annihilate a career.

[@motorwayt-s628]

He probably lost a bet with Ken Jeong and this was the punishment

[@virginiaplain72]

And Ricky Gervais.

[@844SteamFan]

13:24 this is literally a Studio C skit.

[@kartorrent7496]

9:55 The definition of Evasive is an action to avoid, and A Maneuver is A movement or strategy to accomplish something, so Evasive Maneuver means to Avoid With Movement Or Strategy. I like to think of Evasive as the Digital equivalent of Invasive. If you invade, then you are extremely close to the thing you are invading, where as if you're E-Invading, you are nowhere near the actual server room and are therefore doing the actual opposite of Invading.

[@thenotoriousmm4433]

Ah yes, time puns. If used correctly they can truly be timeless.

[@dread_wolf2301]

Your off the clock in you pun job aren't you

[@trevevern6788]

Damn, that was actually pretty good.

[@flameyboy4184]

That joke was a bit too soon

[@henrysphone6364]

That was somepoor timing tbh. Its about time someone started cracking jokes. But that one was subpar, like you gave us second hand information.

[@lorettadunne210]

If timed correctly they can be timeless, in due time.

[@toxicsmoke194]

“Smartcars don’t have engines, they have motors” Okay i know what he means....but...

[@ethanol1586]

LmaO I'm glad someone pointed it out

[@Hondaboi1799]

So, engines are used to designate gas powered motors in the mechanic trade, motors are used to designate electric motors. ... that being said, I was SCREAMING at my computer that smart cars do have engines xD ever since they got bought by chrysler they are literally gas powered. Its why the Panto in GTA V is gas powered, they are poking fun at Chrysler insisting on gas power

[@DETHBYTACOS]

@@Hondaboi1799 I just found your comment right after posting basically the same thing.

[@tsledge5687]

When I saw this movie in theaters, as the time bomb went off, there was a glitch in the film booth, and they had to restart the movie. Was pretty legit as a kid to see

[@kimhuffstetler5634]

that legit sounds dope a movie about time being reset as a time bomb goes off

[@boblobster5126]

I was so stressed with school I really needed this video thanks for making them and keep making them please.

[@spikeyanime9828]

16:27 the time flies shit kills me,i literally died when Jude got up and left

[@iamanidiotbut5523]

How’d you type this

[@user-qv6xu9jg9k]

@@iamanidiotbut5523 Ghost typing or sumthin I dunno

[@Fattybutt23]

Prob the cause of a ouija bread

[@thomasmcdade1004]

Me too!!! I was crackin' up😂😂😂

[@BROXBasher]

I heard “Time flies…” first, then I rewatched it and heard it as “Time Flies.” and it cracked me up so much, sweet lord. The only good joke of SK4.

[@birbo1486]

18:55 “what are you doing, spybro?”

[@gaxamillion_]

step spy spy step kids kids once removed

[@ethernal1646]

NO PLEASE SHUT UP

[@Pyroscity]

SPY!

[@thetexasballtickler]

"Make that your Spy Kids." *insert that clip of a guy writing on a piece of paper on fire*

[@zBepis]

9:07 Why wouldn't you call a sibling by their first name? Idk about most others but I always called my sister by her first name and vice versa, so do most people I know

[@mohawk1010]

Same but my brother

[@Purple-ishblue]

Yeah exactly... who calls their sibling by their last name? (No offense meant if you do that) in my country most people, including me, at least that I know, calls everyone or at least almost everyone by their first name.

[@user-cb7ge7qs1t]

I think the joke was that most kids would just be like "c'mon". They wouldn't say the other person's name

[@Asumsauce1796]

Jeff’s life went to crap when he left greendale, didn’t it

[@coopman0]

Thank you. I was looking for this comment

[@Evil_Befall]

Nah its another universe where jeff never went to greendale

[@spencerthestupidsamurai7326]

@@Evil_Befall The REAL Darkest Timeline.

[@nothayden9192]

This movie is literally the Artemis Fowl movie with a worse budget (also plz Microwave Society watch that movie it’s so bad)

[@thatweirdauthor7801]

As someone who has read the books, the mere summary gave me PAIIIN

[@Xeroh_01]

@@thatweirdauthor7801 I mean, why was Mulch even in the movie? He’s in the second book! And why wasn’t Artemis aware that his father ran a criminal organization? He knew that and continued his legacy in the books!

[@blakebridges8989]

@@Xeroh_01 and why was the Fairy captain a woman when the main fairy girl was supposed to be the first female fairy cop?

[@thatweirdauthor7801]

@@blakebridges8989 mulch actually did show up in the first book, he broke into Fowl Manor, I think

[@reeceperry8152]

I disagree. Unlike Artemis fowl, you can follow the story of this movie.

[@RNOP_hello]

I like how the video call in the car next to the gauges, then it's below where screens in cars are today, plus in other shots it's not even there.

[@glasshorse6893]

The best part is I think timekeeper’s plan was counterproductive. Even as a kid I thought “wait he’s speeding up time cause no one values it? Why not slow it down so people enjoy more?” Besides that though he didn’t even take that much time away. It honestly seems like he barely took a weekend away from people lol

[@nuggetboi2936]

Man Jeff be moving up in life. He went from greendale community college to having 3 kids and a spy wife

[@vixtermono5901]

This is my headcanon for what happened to Jeff after community

[@FTChomp9980]

Jeff Winger was streets ahead in Spy Kids 4.

[@COLTTHEBOLT]

Jude: welcome to spy kids 4. I am spy Bren: I am kids Maybe Josiah: I am 4

[@ScatterBrainMATT]

Nice

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Josiah: I am 4D: All the Time in the World.

[@COLTTHEBOLT]

@@thebiolibrary5572 when he said “and I am 4” I thought I predicted the future but then he said “D” and I was a sad boi

[@supertoad6445]

Spy kids 5 how low

[@cooldawggaming1802]

12:13 why does this dog remind me of Wheatley from portal 2

[@Skadoodly_Dave]

Except Wheatley is funny

[@starpiegacha9807]

​@@Skadoodly_DaveYeah, and casually betrays you lol

[@MrCOLBSTAH]

Not going to lie that putting a micro disk into a watch size device is straight up how my great grandmother thought that I listened to music on my phone. No cap

[@llamacultist151]

The oss headquarters in this movie is literally down the street from where the final battle in spy kids 3 and the school in shark boy and lava girl is 2 miles from the oss headquarters

[@lukesams3349]

8:14 If he’s a kid reading a quantum physics textbook, then by Agent J logic he must be an alien

[@MoskHotel]

Totally makes sense

[@lukesams3349]

@John Doe agreed

[@brodimations4388]

The only reason mws hasn't watched MIB is because it's an actually good spy movie if you can even call it that

[@brodimations4388]

@John Doe eh true

[@_stupidbro]

@John Doe for sure

[@arinleoczko1250]

The fact that Ricky Gervais voices the dog makes this movie feel like even more of a fever dream.

[@mr.anonymoose2810]

12:46 POV: you are a car guy

[@seanhorne9171]

19:25 literally the taco bell ding

[@buhnana6117]

You can hear the instagram thud as well

[@thomasstewart9752]

they didn't fill their humor quota with the clock puns, so they fell back on fart jokes so they could have a full length script. they didn't want to, and they knew it wouldn't make a good movie... butt what can you do when you're on the clock?

[@adambaryliuk3393]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Anonymous-73]

I want to die

[@felixfelix9062]

Fuck! You had to, didn't you?

[@Simon-ps3oj]

*_YOU._*

[@charmandyorton006]

They had to fart like 5 times to make their stupid Scratch ‘n’ Sniff gimmick

[@ethancoolbro18gamer86]

11:03 that's Jonathan Breck, he played The Creeper in Jeepers Creepers 1, 2, & 3

[@dreamlander2805]

19:20 if that was the first line for a quick-time event i would just never play the stupid game

[@Ascertivus]

Josiah editing himself into the room at 6:41 to interject is GOLDEN!! LMAO

[@bob-totallytherealone-9354]

"Spy Kids 5-D: We Touch you Now" got me on the floor.

[@zeldagameryt4018]

“Spy Kids 6-D: You are the Kids, even if you are an adult you are the kids”

[@NotNochos]

“Spy Kids 7-D. You are the OSS.”

[@heatherhuff2469]

12:06: you can say no time to die