Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom Review | China Will Grow Larger™

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[@mirek4357]

Every game you play ends up being legal slave simulator

[@strarionmango3037]

We need....MORE :))))

[@emsotheamonirith5839]

welcome to the rice fields

[@sugoistalin7809]

It's just like real life!

[@manictiger]

In Sims 3, I always find myself making a hell-themed underground nightclub with VIP lounges for discussing highly illicit activities... And a BDSM dungeon. What's behind the hidden book case? Treasure? Mummies? Sex slaves in tiny 1x2 cells?

[@TheModernHermeticist]

Conan Exiles must be next then...

[@dzka88]

As Confucius once said: It is good to meet the girl in a park but it is better to park meat in the girl.

[@christiandark3298]

I love Confucius as much as the next guy, but if he tries to tell me one more time about how a big ass fills hearts, I'll break his fingers and see how he feels then.

[@12isaac00]

@@christiandark3298 a big ass fills hearts and a big rack fills the mind.

[@snazwonk2066]

truly wise man

[@nikkovalidor4890]

These flat chest worshipping lolicon jihadists need to stop using confuscius' holy image for their degenerate propaganda

[@gmatheus10]

@@christiandark3298 Ass > tits

[@BigJubble]

I think one of my favorite parts of Chinese history is that one dynasty starts when a magistrate is transporting prisoners across the countryside and several get away. Knowing he will be killed for this failure the magistrate frees the rest of the prisoners and organizes them into a rebellion that eventually succeeds.

[@hulahula6182]

"Oh dear, I dropped a loaf of bread, better burn the whole bakery down" LMAO

[@guyman9655]

That is failing succesfully

[@fedja4121]

what is his name?

[@mohamedbelkacem9889]

More like "on no! I dropped a loaf of bread! I will be fired for this. Oh well, better start my own bakery"

[@ArkaSaurusRex218]

I remember that one. The whole heist was very robin hood like, complete with disguises, some bandits, and several dozen dates laced with sleeping drugs.

[@roberttauzer7042]

"I mainly use it to upset the Japanese by pretending to be Korean" - 10/10 would VPN again

[@dogelero6324]

ww

[@AxeltheKing1000]

Epic gamer moments.

[@RisenSlash]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@liquidsnake6879]

Wouldn't it be the other way around though?

[@davidlee1770]

@@liquidsnake6879 it works both ways

[@pragmaticpuppy2715]

Confucius - "If an Nvidia factory is currently not on fire, it will be on fire" Words to live by.

[@WeekendWarrior1]

It's up there with his old adage of "As sure as the heavens are blue, a new console shalt have Skyrim."

[@TheAlison1456]

Indeed

[@nanoender97]

666 likes hmm...

[@digestiveissue7710]

@Wolken Kratzer Yes, he's standing right next to me.

[@death153278]

Virgin Confucius vs Chad Laozi

[@dreamchaser3012]

As a brazilian degenerate, I can tell you a little tip to help you avoid the horde. Don't play free MMO's. Ever. The more expensive the game, the less brazilians you will find. Have a good one.

[@neewk]

based

[@slyseal2091]

The higher the price, the higher you are on the map.

[@passaroserodin3442]

REEE NAO FALA PORRA TEMOS QUE DOMINAR A MENTE DESSE HOMEM

[@Thezanlynxer]

@@slyseal2091 how much do i have to spend to get to canada

[@Deadsnake989]

@@Thezanlynxer Your testicles

[@44444444443333333222]

I didn't know Todd Howard narrated Emperor in a half-assed Chinese accent in order to raise funds for Morrowind.

[@Feuerhamster]

"I sell. You buy. YOU BUY." Oh god it IS him

[@fraundakelmbrilpondaprost90]

Hey now, Todd Howard is a very prolific and powerful voice actor. His role as the test NPC from Oblivion was astounding!

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

"What? That really pisses me off!"

[@roberte2945]

It just work.

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

@@roberte2945 It just wok

[@kekero540]

There was a seige during the An Lushan revolt where the Tang where besieged. So they did what any reasonable ruler would do and cannibalized 75,000 peasants. Truly the sons of heaven.

[@SsethTzeentach]

And the peasantry didn't even rebel. Just finna got ate.

[@tomstonemale]

Yeah, but did they ask for seconds?

[@johndoe617]

@098765 Craper >tfw you will never experience the true meaning of brotherhood and camaraderie as you offer your wife to be eaten by your fellow soldiers why live

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Good God...And I thought the Spartans were hardcore...

[@kaz_sha2566]

绥阳之战 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Suiyang lmfao, They did not teach this in history class.

[@Jaewda]

Where’s the Skyrim review. It’s extremely important. You can trust me.

[@lokandfffan]

Todd Howard grandma grandma grandma fix my game uncle Todd will not

[@Faramik2000]

but which port oh glorious Mr Todd Howard?

[@mitjasainio8151]

You did it again

[@XxSLaYerZzxX]

Where's a cheesecake version of Skyrim?

[@lucassmith889]

Grandpa todd please don't kill me i beg for mercy I'm sorry todd i didn't buy the elder scrolls V:Skyrim TV edition for the third time this week

[@GNiko324]

This is how you sell out. Actually making people wanting to hear the ads for the jokes.

[@somedudestolemyname]

Fix ur fedora fatso

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

When your content is so good, people rabidly consume the ads because they're technically 40 more seconds of your content.

[@RedHazeCh]

He does it for the money

[@The578unit]

As it happened I could feel it was gonna be Nord VPN or something but I let it happen anyway

[@ThePlayer920]

I'm just surprised that he even bothered with shilling VPNs in the first place, considering that he makes close to 3000$ per video on Patreon alone. I guess the jokes about him being a Jew were true after all

[@evansageser6943]

Fun fact: Many ancient Chinese historians were so convinced of Daji's evil that they assumed she was actually a wicked fox spirit who was sent by the Goddess Nuwa to destroy the Shang dynasty after their emperor Zhou defaced her temple by covering it in erotic poetry proclaiming his love for her.

[@josephtrojan2230]

What?

[@MachineMan-mj4gj]

@@josephtrojan2230 Welcome to Chinese History, you're going to be saying that a lot.

[@josephtrojan2230]

@@MachineMan-mj4gj Okay?

[@TheoEvian]

As somebody pretty knowledgeable in East Asian history I dont think those historians were entirely unbiased :D Like the whole mandate of heaven thing got invented so the later dynasties could justify their coups. Concretely I think the Zhou invented the Xia and said the Shangs got the mandate of heaven from the Xia so after they have already overthrown them they could claim they now have the mandate so everything is OK.

[@MogofWar]

Wouldn't that be circular logic? The goddess sends the demon to punish the man who defaces her temple, but the defacing of the temple was done under the influence of said demon... Unless the goddess sees into the future and punishes misdeeds that haven't happened yet, which were then caused by her punishment...

[@Dinotomon]

That Daji story is really disturbing. Like, fine, she gets aroused by torture, she had a guys feet cut off and she had a pregnant woman torn open. I can get behind that. But then she went and had an affair!? Now that's truly horrible!

[@AgentDanielCross]

HOOOOOOOOO!

[@albbb96]

If I remember correctly then in Rimworld breaking the affair gives you higher mood penalty than killing and cannibalizing a prisoner. Cheating truly a horrible thing.

[@majorblitz3846]

Not to mention the fact that Zhou Xin was technically a simp in Chinese history.

[@michaeltan7625]

Sseth is obviously joking. This account of how terrible Daji and Shang Dynasty is popularized by the people who revolted and overthrew the Shang. They also said Daji is a fox spirit, so I'd take their version with a grain of salt. This is pretty common stuff in Chinese history. The rebels often exaggerate how bad the previous dynasty is to justify their rebellion.

[@TheUltimateRiku]

@@michaeltan7625 Ever think that happens in any other historical writings we have?

[@mememagician97]

Im a Brazillian, you wont be able to escape my monkey grips now not even in Korean pretty boys games. You're ruined.

[@TKsh1]

Let's teach those gringos we mean bussiness.

[@CheeseOfMasters]

Yeah, "Takeshi".

[@techcheap2340]

Eo macacoo

[@bluderino]

Aeow vamo pega ele

[@Victurio]

Let's do it, Brother heuhuehue

[@kulrigalestout]

I've been reading The Water Margin recently. In one of the first chapters, a butcher is helping a bandit lord get married by trying to put the daughter's father into so much debt that the only thing he can do is sell her. The daddy-daughter duo is crying about it in an inn where a military officer is trying to get drunk, he tells them to shut the fuck up, and asks why they're being such little bitches. They tell him, he responds by saying that shit ain't cool and that he'll take care of it. The officer goes to the butcher on pretense of getting meat for a party at the palace, and has him cut some meat to a certain size. After a couple hours, he changes his mind and asks for the cuts to be a different size. After a couple more hours, he changes his mind again. The third time this happens the butcher catches on that the officer is wasting his time and confronts him about it, to which he says 'well ain't you a sharp little cunt' and gives him a savage beating in which his face is broken to death. Which normally hey, no problem. But the officer's superior was kind of a corrupt guy who owed a favor to a bandit lord that the butcher was trying to sell the daughter to, so the officer had to run away before his face was branded and sent to a maximum security resort in which whether or not you eat is entirely dependent on your ability to bribe the warden into bribing the guards into letting you bribe the cook into actually making food. Later on in the book, an obviously good guy sort of character of high moral and ethical standing has had a run of bad luck pissing off various corrupt officials, and is told by another obviously good guy of high moral and ethical standing to seek out a bandit friend at the marsh. He does so, and meets a fellow who works for him. He introduces himself as (paraphrasing) "nobody special really, just a nice fellow who murders passersby. I need to kill them so that I can have meat for my stores and their fat makes such lovely candles. Also, they have goodies that I can sell to other people before murdering them, too". The hero of the story says "cool, when do I meet your boss?" And this, ladies and gentlemen, is from a book considered one of the four pillars of Chinese literature. The amount of murder, mayhem, good people doing objectively bad things being portrayed as good, and side plots about corrupt officials wanting someone else's wife is amazing and I highly recommend giving it a go.

[@quincyadams5250]

What is the book scrublord?

[@KogasaGaSagasa]

@@quincyadams5250The Water Margin, it's a fun read if you like murder, mayhem, and good people doing objectively ba things being portrayed as good. There are better materials on corrupt officials wanting someone else's wife.

[@magusofthenorth6834]

You should try reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms. There's an episode in that story where a hunter murders his wife and serves her to the emperor just because he didn't have any other meat to offer him.

[@scharlachnachtfalter1900]

Well it's really about a bunch of people forced to be renegede by shitty government. Some of them are more grey while others are more neutral or chaotic good. The heroes of water margin comes from all sort of background, from person of high birth to low life scum. You can checkout everyone's background here en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/108_Stars_of_Destiny

[@666Kaca]

@@magusofthenorth6834 You forget the part where cao cao has no food so one of his officers goes to a nearby town, slaughters everyone, cuts them into pieces and mixes them with rice.

[@sirnonapplicable]

Learn from the Shang Dynasty kids: Simping hurts everyone

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

@Vir if there's a cheap seller, a happy exploiter is never too far

[@sunningdale3478]

If you think Daji was crazy, read about Empress Lu Zhi. She ordered the torture and death of several officials who she and her husband felt threatened by, along with killing their extended families and clans. After the emperor died and her son became emperor, she had the son of her husband's ex-concubine poisoned at the age of 12, and then chopped off the ex-concubine's limbs and ears, gouged out her eyes, made her mute, and threw into a latrine. She then took her son the Emperor to see what she called a 'human swine' and the emperor was so traumatized by this that he refused to rule for the rest of his life and spent all his time drinking, gambling, etc.

[@papafrenchie6088]

Jesus fucking Christ

[@TheJayson8899]

That's one of the worst things I've ever heard.

[@mysticaccount5845]

😂

[@basedimperialism]

Least violent female ruler:

[@diegoolivares1081]

Just another day in the rice fields. Amma pick up some rice so I don't get cannibalize by the upper class🌾🌾🌾🌾👨‍🌾

[@cozee6681]

~"Kurwa, moje pole!" Jin Wu, 12, upon seeing his rice field under the flood. Of tigers.

[@golaberNT]

Marcin Kozak smutnaemotka.jpg

[@Zeon081]

PSHEEEEEEEEEE!

[@krawc0]

To nieźle =d

[@Ahti_Kotiranta]

Spierdalai z moho pola, city mongorian - Sun Tszi, "The Art of War"

[@amale441]

Thanks for the VPN sponsor! Now I, as a brazilian, shall invade New MMOs

[@Megalomaniakaal]

Perfect! The full circle of life!

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Give every MMO toxoplasmosis

[@logoncal3001]

Just go and speak Portuguese :)

[@psycopt8770]

tamo junto huebro

[@aleoli97]

Based

[@emilianonuke]

"I also use it to play region locked korean mmo's so that i can finally escape the hordes of brazilians in multiplayer games" Probably the best selling point ngl

[@Foogi9000]

lmao

[@gabrielmosca4898]

me senti ofendido

[@andrepinzetta]

@@gabrielmosca4898 problema seu

[@zZwingli]

BRAZIL NUMERO UNO, 5 WORLD CUPS!

[@flooku987]

@@zZwingli 7-1

[@FacadeWitch]

"And you're no longer constrained by older mechanics in the series such as: living standards, ethics and human rights." So It really IS China. :D

[@petemadrona2252]

Love the accuracy

[@admontblanc]

immersive gaming at its finest

[@cocacraesh]

I don't know what kind of genius at ExpressVPN thought that this marketing stunt was a good idea but I applaud his or her bravery.

[@Momohhhhhh]

his

[@space_lemonz4561]

It is smart because everyone watching sseeth’s shit is already on a watchlist for the government. Express is just profiting off his audience

[@DuckieMcduck]

I mean he plugged it masterfully it was a good stunt

[@kazaamjt1901]

Sponsors are rarely talked about in the comments, so I'd say this was pretty successful

[@CallanElliott]

This ain't nothing where he commissioned a grand worth of porn for an ad, and took a shot at the British Porn Ban as well.

[@TheMistycGeorge]

Oof the sponsor transition really was as smooth as it could get

[@Gamefreak2998]

Gregor Pojbic is half expecting the sponsor to not associate with him again now xD

[@dVector13]

i'm surprised people are willing to even sponsor him, the merchants guild's influence will decrease the more outside sponsors sseth gets, so we must bankroll assassins quickly.

[@jankapuscinski8456]

>I assume everyone here is fluent in Polish THEY KNOW

[@Saurus990]

The englim know

[@XfStef]

KURWAAAA

[@buckplug2423]

ZAMKNIJ TO

[@1Fye]

I think we’re all appreciating Chinese culture right about now..

[@pirateofthemist3764]

A barbaric culture of murdering innocent people through various means carries on till now. They just modernised there ways to this plague called corona.

[@zjsopro]

@@pirateofthemist3764 Wow, your logic sounds just like your name.

[@abraxas4261]

The Zhao Jon Your social credit has raised, Comrade. Good work

[@kaz_sha2566]

@@abraxas4261 sad to see people like you, believing every bullshit the clearly biased media throws at you, the social credit system is a welfare program run by cooperations not the government, the only credit in china that disallow you from purchasing public transport (only high speed trains and flights) tickets are bank credits, aka you own banks money so you need to pay back. It is a shit system but it works, and it was noticed to the public, It stop people from doing nasty shit, plus it makes the country one of the safest third World country with 1.4 billion population, unlike some agency with their massive surveillance campagin, and just about equal amount of censorship.

[@SH-ui8xw]

Abraxas lol so whenever someone says something good or tries to defend China it’s always abt social credits or wumao or some other shit

[@CommanderGumball]

How in the hell did you manage to wrangle a sponsor? By being *advertiser friendly,* that's how.

[@thathandsomedevil0828]

Dat segue way into the advert was as sublime as my best opium hit tho..

[@goldcreeper7376]

The Merchant Guild has it's ways

[@Sarki101]

Express VPN doesnt give a fuck about family friendly

[@johnmoo8072]

I thank the kind folks of the Merchants Guild, they must've pulled some sort of deal to get that sponsorship. They are a smart and resourceful lot.

[@LordAlacorn]

The real question: how friendly? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@faceplant47]

ALWAYS keep the Feng Shui in tact

[@albinbrunzell8364]

True that faceless

[@francescolombardi3438]

those Nvidia factories won't light themselves on fire!

[@Deoxys_Used_Mimic]

This aged well today.

[@AxeltheKing1000]

@@Deoxys_Used_Mimic yes. Soon we will have Chinese anime. And not Japan’s anime.

[@shala_shashka]

@@AxeltheKing1000 well looks like you called it cuz I’ve been seeing way more Chinese anime

[@nis5e]

Thumbs up if you'd enjoy a Sseth Mini-Series on History & Mythology (such as the Daji story here, or the Osiris story in Pharaoh)

[@nis5e]

Well gamers, we tried.

[@CallieAndMarie320]

me

[@dankpotato5993]

5:48 Confucius knows what's up

[@desemberku6908]

Sponsored by *Tencent腾讯*

[@patch-fm]

HAHA...ros sucks.

[@mauricio7797]

"If an NVidia factory is currenctly NOT on fire, it WILL be on fire." Genious

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

Can you explain this joke?

[@nothappening4776]

@@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 Nvidia is a graphics cards' manufacturer. It has a lot of factories in countries like China, Taiwan, Thailand etc. After saying it he holds a PC built with AMD graphics card and AMD is Nvidia's main concurrent on the GPU market.

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

@@nothappening4776 but why will it be on fire? Are they known to overheat?

[@nothappening4776]

@@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 some of them were known to overheat(Fermi for example, they reached 90°C even without big stress sometimes), but nowadays, no. I suppose he accents that Confucius was a fan of AMD enough to wish for Nvidia factories to be burnt.

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

@@nothappening4776 ah, OK. Thanks for explaining, now I can joke about burnt graphics card factories.

[@l33tpie]

The OST in this game is actually amazing and would recommend the war of the elephants, Buddhas dream and village of the victors to everyone.

[@Myrth1]

>Didn't list Himalayan Echos You had one job. Just one job.

[@SenhorAlien]

Thank you for telling us about your refuge in Korean MMOs, Sseth, as well as the way to play them. Agora nós brasileiros poderemos invadir jogos internacionais tbm :)

[@superduck-chan6230]

hue

[@prinz4279]

Oh no

[@ry4nmaster]

braz*lians 🤮

[@YumPoisonApple]

this is the best i've seen anyone selling their sponsoring VPN

[@Sifer2]

Yeah that segue into the plug was a master stroke. I'm not even a peasant living under communism(yet) but I felt like I need a VPN.

[@kevinzhu6417]

@@Sifer2 everyone i work with in china got vpns and we all just ended up keeping them. they can be pretty useful but i mostly just use it to watch american netflix

[@janinecat1865]

Count Dankula did a pretty good job too.

[@TPBXDRicky420]

General Sam does some good ones ;)

[@seaofscissors]

Watch TommyKay's and of this same VPN, then

[@WeekendWarrior1]

Huh, must mean the Mandalore review is coming out soon.

[@INuke4You]

Thought i was the only one to notice

[@Kasaevier]

Wait, this isn't the mandalore review?

[@Nekerfree]

@@Kasaevier this is the NSFW review. a more family friendly video will be soon.

[@LD-oq9lx]

Mandalore forgot his pills again

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

Ha ha ha. Good one. And so original! And fitting!

[@TreeOfThe]

"Watch your angry and disillusioned citizens get beaten down by police officers as a fire rages through their neighborhood. " 2020:Okay, you got it.

[@jor4114]

That one didn't age quite so well.

[@gyarurespecter3386]

Based and Mostly-Peacefulpilled

[@user-qi6pv9jh7o]

When even the winners of the cold war get turned into ex-soviet hellhole:

[@user-po1nw1oh8v]

9:56 I see, you're a man of culture who appreciate Asanagi's art as well.

[@NephyrisX]

RIP in peace.

[@sherdil3717]

@@NephyrisX what happened?

[@Gajiggles]

20,000-30,000 civilians eaten Decisive Tang Strategic Victory

[@midshipman8654]

Peasants are fleeting, victory is forever.

[@peiranzhang4283]

A lot more civilians will die if the Tang lost that battle. Sacrifice the few for the good of the many as they say.

[@meowmiaw3675]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Suiyang lawl

[@levongevorgyan6789]

Come for the Sseth humor, stay for the lesson in Chinese history and the waifu that makes Vlad tepes look sane.

[@ineednochannelyoutube5384]

Look up Elizabeth Bathory. She is the source of at least half of the Dracula story.

[@marcinduman2651]

Vlad Tepes wasn't that bad tho... @VladDidNothingWrong

[@ineednochannelyoutube5384]

@@marcinduman2651 He was certainly harsh, but him being portrayed as a sadistic lunatic is Ottoman propaganda.

[@danter.6379]

It’s arguable that vlad did what he had to do on top of pure hatred for the ottomans. But this... this bitch is just insane

[@danter.6379]

dou jin would that make her a tsundre? Or however you spell that dead ass word

[@planescaped]

"You do a good job, you get to keep your job. You do a bad job, you lose your head" That pretty much sums up the Mandate of Heaven...

[@alexanderveritas]

*Now that was an unexpected history lesson about the **_Chinese Dinasty_* *Altought quite **_gruesome and detailed._*

[@Calvin_Coolage]

'Quite gruesome and detailed' is basically every aspect of Chinese history, especially ancient and Three Kingdoms era.

[@EssenceOfBanana]

"danbooru handholding" I didn't know you were that kind of man, Sseth.

[@kaikart123]

This filthy degenerate need to get sent into re-education camp

[@waldofelix29]

Thats -10 social credit foe being a degenerate!

[@unconscious7219]

@Jack Prosper Das rite, only working members of the society go to scatbooru.

[@hellatze]

danbooru for rich. gelbooru for poort

[@roberthipolito1351]

nah fam, some may say anti-people's party degenerate, but for some he is a man of culture.

[@Rytonic69]

There is nothing negative about this video. I learned about Ancient Chinese torture porn, watched a truly excellent game review, and learned how to piss off the japanese online. I rate this video 97 degrees Fahrenheit

[@PrismaMirage]

@Johnny Money A nice warm 36

[@Praephyr]

I would have said 451 degrees fahrenheit since we are talking about china ...

[@DepressedDiego]

"Doing away with things like living standards and human rights." China never changes.

[@regiodeurse6513]

Bought this game for 1,99 euro in a dutch version of a dollar store, Nearly 15 years ago sitting in between disposed batches of capri sun and Bootlegged Nestle bars. Still one of my all time favorite games.. Very immersive and challenging and the graphics are timeless.

[@11facehugger]

Sseth has opened my eyes to the glorious games of war torn Africa, and for that, I owe him my life

[@ghastlyguts]

That executioner dude used a big axe to cut the rope of the guillotine so it can cut the man's head. Why

[@googlepissoff5776]

The clout

[@romanbabynyuk946]

Bureaucracy in a nutshell

[@Pintroll300]

Lumbago meant he couldn’t bend his back as well as he could in his younger years, but the axe is mandatory issue so he built the guillotine to make things easier

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

Literally what I was thinking. Horribly inefficient.

[@chaptap8376]

Axe is if guillotine messes up

[@fxmaster2571]

a man who never eat pork bun is never a whole man. - pork bun vendor, sleeping dogs

[@spacemonkey4330]

Wtf there's no bats

[@eq1w1e1r1t1y]

Im a simple polish dude, I see Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz from village Chrzęszczyżewoszyce... I press thumb up.

[@YodaZemunski]

Wie!??!?

[@CrimsonShoty]

You know a language other than polish! O KURWA you are extra ordinary polish dude

[@jvne_]

What the fuck is that language

[@SaintVakos]

@@jvne_ Polish

[@jvne_]

@@SaintVakos I know it's Polish I just wanna know where the fuck the vocals are at

[@joshuazane3210]

"I sell; you buy, you buy!" has to be the the most Chinese thing I've ever heard, although there's the close second of "Oh shit, my baby is a girl; where's the nearest river?"

[@mrcocoloco7200]

Sad but True

[@ujjwalmishra8962]

hey general aladeen would be proud

[@ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde1746]

Lolz

[@YagrumBagarn]

LOL

[@keneor4468]

I legit laughed really clearly. Thank you kind sir

[@aleksander10101]

The meme on China in this video ages like a fine wine each day

[@jeramiahvanelgort3913]

Blizzard took this video's advice to seriously.

[@Vitor-bs8og]

10:08 as a brazilian I can assure you that anywhere you go or anything you try to escape us won't work, we will always be there.

[@ombop7]

true mano

[@fuki999]

@@ombop7 SÓ LI A TRUE DA TRUE MEU PARSERI

[@Zorro9129]

*Teleports behind you* NADA PESSOAL, CRIANÇA

[@pedrosampaio7349]

@N5ZZ0 Welcome , my dear boludo. As you long as you follow huehue path, enlightenment is a sure prospect, che.

[@felipebayona9119]

Só os BR redpill AWOKEN. salve

[@radosawgoecki6993]

Sseth: **assumes i'm fluent in Polish** Me: **whispering** shit, he's onto me

[@theroyalbacon2294]

The stabbed Ls in your name kinda gave it away

[@mrcocoloco7200]

@@theroyalbacon2294 True

[@theblackbaron4119]

What? You want to get invaded again, why didn't you say so earlier!

[@Khoros-Mythos]

@@theroyalbacon2294 "stabbed Ls" lolwut

[@HubiKoshi]

@@Khoros-Mythos They are actually pronounced like English "w"

[@ysterkrys715]

This game taught me how to say "Happy new year" in Mandorin, I'm fully prepared for the Chinese takeover.

[@bakersbread104]

"5 social credits deducted"

[@windblownleaf6450]

Your torrent list really horrified me. What kind of a disturbed individual would watch sword art online.

[@baylego]

And keeping up with it every week, we have dedication, we like suffering

[@far_centrist]

As a person who has never recovered from the shitshow, i can confirm. I still have the nightmares sometimes.

[@ShloppyShmeat]

@gendalfff Thinking ahead. Well done based sseth.

[@stansmith7438]

sometimes you just want the least complicated nobrainer you can find to grab some beer and relax, so sao works? i guess?

[@magnus258]

He had Boku no pico and sword art online surprises you?

[@iampixel4086]

"(...) because I assume everyone's fluent in Polish." We're the only ones to keep these majestic gems alive, man. 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

[@adamfrisk956]

I Am Pixel Lechia stronk

[@jankapuscinski8456]

Bruh

[@ronanoloingsigh5251]

based poland

[@VoytekPavlik]

no pewnie

[@Kernwadi]

I'm Polish and even I ain't fluent in polish.

[@dvirnevo6669]

-mao ling assend to the throne -289 million pesent die -life good

[@paxelysia8202]

The intro aged very well.

[@34marmarmar]

NUH UH. DONT THINK YOU CAN JUST CASUALLY UPLOAD A NEW VIDEO RIGHT AFTER FLOODING EVERY SPACE STATION 13 SERVER! THE AMOUNT OF BIOLOGICAL REPRODUCTIVE MATERIAL BEING SENT TO YOU WILL BE MANY!

[@coffeeandwaffles6706]

Lol, how bad is it there?

[@34marmarmar]

​@@coffeeandwaffles6706 one server group had to open up 4 more servers, and they are crowded with around 90 people per server. fun fact, byond servers don't run very well when there is that much people on a server. some would even say it turned ss13 into a turn based rpg because of how slow shit runs

[@anondynamic]

"fun fact, byond servers don't run very well when there is that much people on a server" Another fun fact: Byond servers don't run very well no matter what.

[@34marmarmar]

@@anondynamic true

[@dalamaraaefe4989]

@@34marmarmar Yeah I saw the servers recently and laughed my ass off at the like 8 new goon servers

[@EnconXV]

M'lord Sseth, I humbly request a review of Crusader Kings II. Genocide, conquest and incest seem to be right up your alley.

[@aristocrocseerofaeons8268]

Seconded with extreme prejudice.

[@MrChaosAdam]

Aw yisss. please make this happen

[@rocket_sensha4337]

@@dimas3829 well... At least you can still die to Aztecs bashing your guards with obsidian club-swords and offering your heart to their gods.

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

@Spiny Norman You don't just expel the Jewry, you have to take out loans first.

[@randomanon8781]

@@fuzzydunlop7928 this, outjew the jew

[@teejaemon]

"Chinese Overlords", A joke for sseth but an impending reality for Southeast Asians

[@renlevy411]

As an Indonesian this is true.

[@tornadoostaff]

@J Chinese influence only strech to Indochina states, maritime south east asia were never Chinese tributaries. But its still true that nowadays China controls our economy.

[@amirdiauddin8877]

@@tornadoostaff Not really, Srivijaya the predecessor of Malacca is a vassal to China. They literally build a temple for the Chinese emperor and ask for his blessing and bell to avoid the Cholas and Javanese invasion. Malacca itself is a tributary state to China. There is also Kedah Tua, Chih tu and Kelantan. All of them send tribute to China.

[@tornadoostaff]

@@amirdiauddin8877 bro i said maritime south east asia

[@amirdiauddin8877]

@@tornadoostaff Sulu sultanate, Pontianak sultanate, Maguindanao sultanate and Brunei. The Austronesian inhabit the maritime territory of South East Asia while Austroasiatic inhabit the mainland. Honestly, I think the peninsula Malay deserve the same classification as their brethren. Their are from the same origin after all. Also, Srivijaya based in Sumatra. An island in South East Asia. So they qualify to be a maritime state that is also a vassal to China.

[@trolololololll]

Jesus Christ , i found you Channel yesterday.why was KZbin hidding this gem from me?

[@FieryHellzGaming]

This is the best example given for a VPN ever, now I can troll people on Korean 4chan boards.

[@jackyuan1056]

5 social credit points have been added to your account.

[@corsim5997]

Oh poor seth, what a grand and intoxicating inocence. You cannot escape the brazillians. We will find you.

[@obliviify]

I shot soda out of my nose when he said "suficient culture" and showed a Japanese picture. Sufficient as if.

[@huntlibtards5094]

I sell! You buy! YOU BUY!

[@Feuerhamster]

Calm down, Todd.

[@Lil_Puff7]

China is a balanced country with no exploits or problems whatsoever.

[@Top_Hat_Walrus]

China: British empire: *OPIUM*

[@richardvlasek2445]

people that make videos with titles like this whilst knowing actual fuck all about the game they're trying to paint as broken are worse than Hitler

[@czarkusa2018]

I fell for two of those, Rich, never fucking again.

[@raymonddelicana7145]

@@Top_Hat_Walrus spiff would say yorkshire tea and for the queen while finding a exploit in a game

[@cossaizy6309]

@NicolBolas2 what? Why did you comment nothing?

[@moosecmd4976]

The intro aged well

[@fabiolean]

Man, I really miss Command and Conquer: Generals now.

[@rejvaik00]

The history from 6:13 -7:55 is actually completely true. Sseth isn't making any of it up.

[@itaybron]

it's too crazy and fucked up not to be true

[@MuffinmanondruryIane]

rejvaik I’m surprised he didn’t mention the Emperor who had a fetish for fat Persian asses

[@UggaWaggaProductions]

@@MuffinmanondruryIane lots of people have a fetish for fat asses.

[@GlacialScion]

@@UggaWaggaProductions He means donkeys.

[@IXIskarfaceIXI]

@@GlacialScion top kek

[@anon_moose]

Please review Vampire the Masquarade - Bloodlines.

[@I3aI3steR]

YES!!! :O

[@Dragonbard]

This should occur.

[@Duterasemis]

Oh God yes he fucking has to

[@unregisteredassaultbutterk1185]

This would be perfect given the sequel was just announced

[@minoxiothethird]

@@unregisteredassaultbutterk1185 The they've ruined the sequel. The original will be good forever.

[@Legitpenguins99]

1:49 so ancient china was exactly like china today? Figures

[@BOTSLAYER2]

Sseth did predict the resection, im gonna take his advice on the chinese, thanks Ssteth see you in the camps

[@uristjoyce877]

Human meatballs ™ | Yellow rivers ™ | Cannibalism ™

[@GruntsAreWin]

*CHINESE ABILITY:* *GUTTER OIL/MOBILE EXECUTION VAN*

[@uristjoyce877]

@@GruntsAreWin Supply chain™

[@Assault_Butter_Knife]

Don't forget the gutter oil

[@zerothefool2437]

also interesting fact of Daji, according to some Japanese mythology, she's basically a malevolent fox spirit that terrorizes and destroys dynasties in Asia. She went by other names like Lady Kayō, Bao Si and Tamamo-no-Mae

[@frig7014]

more like tamamo no bae

[@hellatze]

Tamamo is japanese name.

[@pablo9234]

probbaly the same legend getting passed along asia

[@royzed2039]

check out Netflix new show Love, Death and Robot. There's one episode called Good Hunting talking about this fox creature Hu Li Jing.

[@alchetect9995]

And she can hop up on a pillar and pull other gods to- wait fuck

[@pearz420]

I forgive you for shilling because of how tasteless and offensive you go about it. 10/10

[@doublepinger]

After seeing Pharaoh I went looking to see if you did a Emperor: ROTMK review. Glad to see! P.s. the segue into the VPN ad was amazing.

[@Bambuh]

"Hao means good in chinese and you are NOT HAO" best line ever

[@completelydifferentm4473]

Woah, China's history truly was immersive. This narrator is cool, he should make a channel or something

[@emsotheamonirith5839]

china a truly brutal nation

[@austinjackson7103]

@Obadiah Guyman what

[@austinjackson7103]

@B S Han Chinese is one of the most homogeneous groups on Earth with very low other racial admixtures

[@mantisking6167]

9:04 This list of torrents is further proof that Sseth is a man of good taste.

[@sqocks8254]

*9:02* That is quite the anime list you have there my friend, and I recognise _some_ of them. You have excellent taste and I thank you for directing me to the series I didn't know of that are in this list. ❤️

[@Murillable]

"Feng Shwee" I absolutely adore Sseth's pronunciation of things.

[@htf5555]

Inshent China

[@2013Arcturus]

How is it we have the _exact_ same taste in games. Your channel is like digging through my old PC CDs

[@2013Arcturus]

@@markmonoton6224 Fuck. You weren't supposed to find out. I need your address so we can sort this out.

[@pronoydutta614]

@Wyatt Earp what the hell is honey select?

[@MrJade12]

Its a game in which you can make your own virtual waifu and then fuck her.@@pronoydutta614

[@cerez-secondforgetfulson]

MrJade12 - Hmmmm... Interesting

[@Superschokokeks]

check your firewall

[@wywerncris7310]

i can never get enough of you vids man you are a legend

[@sonicninja3434]

Now add "Coronavirus: The Expansion Period."

[@MillRunner]

Not only did I get a classic PC game recommendation, I also got a fascinating history lesson about ancient China.

[@andrewvincent89]

I wish Filthy Frank was still alive

[@spoiledmilk2587]

I know right? Ever since that auto-asphyxiation incident it's never been the same

[@lildaffy1695]

His legacy still lives on.

[@Idontdodiplomacy]

Flawless transition to ad. Bravo my dude.

[@4E414D45h]

You should review the Sacrifice. One of the overlooked old school gems I still enjoy

[@Zorro9129]

Unfortunately, this game is not an accurate depiction of China. When you click on the citizens they don't pretend to fall over and sue you for injury. Nor can you set an entire pit of live hogs on fire. 3/5

[@MrGod47]

Yeah...you can go back to /pol/ to have your "accuracy". U$0.5 is deposited into your account.

[@Zeon081]

you confused it with India

[@Daxien]

@MG47 Five points have been added to your sesame account.

[@pvblivscornelivsscipio]

@@MrGod47 You mad chicom brother?

[@kevinzhu6417]

ngl man that happens a lot in the poorer parts of china but thats just degenerate shit

[@Glace1221]

The graphics and sprite work held up pretty well since 2002... Unlike some towers.

[@lucianopivetta6066]

Those towers are from 2001.

[@robertnomok9750]

@@statiq1941 Best thing that happened in 2001 for sure.,

[@hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa]

@@lucianopivetta6066 which towers?

[@AdmiralBonetoPick]

@@hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

[@sashimimisha]

You've referenced it several times but you should make a full video on C&C Generals. More people need to play it.

[@user-kd7ue6rq2k]

sseth's videos are always fun.

[@-Raylight]

-Is this mean Mandalore is going to upload soon?- "CHINA will grow larger" "CHINA will be Generous" "Welcome to the rice field, motherfckers"

[@syilx01]

Building the Chinese Empire!

[@WFoong98]

"Mines are dangerous to CHINA" hehehe

[@222222225574]

@@WFoong98 It's time to learn Mandarin people!

[@mauricio7797]

I WILL WORK, DO NOT HURT ME

[@222222225574]

@@mauricio7797 Will you marry me and move to China? So you don't have to work. I will make you a baby.

[@lightningtiger090]

Do Incest Simulator AKA "The I Thought I Was A Morally Good Person" The Game

[@lightningtiger090]

@Dr.feelalright Of course

[@weebfella9016]

Is that a game made by Destiny ?

[@geemcspankinson]

Crusader kings I

[@Arkain89]

@NihilisticEntropy that has always been a classical commie practice, stop stealing everything you whites

[@Tridd666]

@@cossaizy6309 what about orphans

[@kaleidoscope3234]

thanks Sseth. You never make me regret subcribing.

[@jasonwong972]

Damn I actually played this one growing up. Didn't think it'd ever get covered!