Imagine how pissed he would be if he found out when you search his name it says deceased instead of just dead
@smbsuperfan2713 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ooga8223 жыл бұрын
Kek
@thysonita21143 жыл бұрын
:(
@sg28233 жыл бұрын
Oh no the deceased didn't die: they "passed'.
@theinfinitynerd49543 жыл бұрын
Okay, George would blush at that one, good sir 😂
@np128044 жыл бұрын
He didn’t die guys, he “passed away”
@tavoiaiono78854 жыл бұрын
hahahahah
@Killacorn4 жыл бұрын
OR EXPIRE
@rafique53374 жыл бұрын
He would be proud of you haha 😂
@janbaltes28634 жыл бұрын
He surrely wanted more ti die than ti pass away, but ok
@Seabee1564 жыл бұрын
Noah Parker he didn’t pass away, he “moved on to better place”
@turbo86285 жыл бұрын
Carlin's material has aged like a fine wine.
@tuckthomas5 жыл бұрын
Patrice O'neal too (he was also a big Carlin fan)
@emncaity5 жыл бұрын
Much of it, yeah. Some, not so much.
@phatmom5 жыл бұрын
Timeless.
@vorshack89685 жыл бұрын
@@emncaity Can you give an example?
@misternormL5 жыл бұрын
excuse me while I take a protein spill
@StephenSanfilippo Жыл бұрын
My father was deaf. I was told that I should not say he was deaf. I should say he had "hearing loss." Then I was told not to say "hearing loss," but to say "hearing impaired." Just recently, I came across the official City of New York guide to language. According to that guide, I'm now supposed to say my father was - - - deaf.
@BL-sd2qw11 ай бұрын
Lol 🤣 I'm sorry for your dad's deafness, btw 🫂
@StormsparkPegasus7 ай бұрын
You know, I can sometimes see "hearing impaired" vs "deaf", depending on the situation. Just depends on how much hearing loss you have. It's possible for someone to have a significant amount of hearing loss but not be deaf and still be able to hear to some extent. But yeah, "deaf" going to "hearing impaired" doesn't take nuance like that into account.
@taylankammer7 ай бұрын
@@StormsparkPegasus True, though you could just say "partially deaf." Or for example "almost deaf" like my gramps. (If he's wearing his hearing aid and you talk loudly and clearly, he will understand half of what you're saying. :-)
@StormsparkPegasus7 ай бұрын
@@taylankammer Yeah...my dad is another example. He has a great deal of high frequency hearing loss to the point where he is considered "hearing impaired" (from flying helicopters in Vietnam). But he can hear people talk fine for the most part.
@ChadKakashi6 ай бұрын
The funniest thing is, your father can’t even hear the supposedly offensive language 😂 At least he’s immune to the verbal bullshit.
@dschlicks5 жыл бұрын
Soon, we're going to be calling "serial killers" "life-deprivation enthusiasts."
@davesaenz37325 жыл бұрын
That s a good one. Lol
@dschlicks5 жыл бұрын
@@davesaenz3732 Glad it made you laugh.
@gamingonlinux89435 жыл бұрын
How about hookers, free enterprising young ladies.
@SR1Records5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ that's funny! In 10/20 years that's what they will be called! And you will have SJWs saying "well if he (and it's always a he) wants to kill people then he's entitled to kill people! Who are you to assume his mental state!" lol.
@SLLabsKamilion5 жыл бұрын
@@SR1Records Hopefully by then we'll have figured the whole respawning thing out, then people really will utter such a thing. "After a rampage causing the deaths of 14 people, Betty Cooper finally snapped out of her post-psychotic stress disorder, waking up in the middle of Riverdale holding the corpse of Veronica Lodge. This week's antifa protests have echoed even louder with the addition of the respawned citizens league representative's chants adding to the din. More on this story after this advertisement for Brawndo. It's got what plants crave. Next, on Ow, My balls..."
@Dee010s4 жыл бұрын
"Im not fat..im big boned." Cartman, South Park
@thomaslang79924 жыл бұрын
It's plus sized now it's so dumb
@BappO-is-me4 жыл бұрын
Im not fat, I'm poofy!
@yangerjamir09064 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Iglesias ain't fat either, he's fluffy.
@swinetrek4 жыл бұрын
I'm calorifically challenged
@lordodysseus4 жыл бұрын
Someone at my school said they were big boned and I started laughing uncontrollably. I was too polite to tell them they were fat.
@danielloyola31265 жыл бұрын
This is not a comedy act. This is a life teaching seminar.
@ccgb925 жыл бұрын
true
@OriginalDizzleKing5 жыл бұрын
Okay boomer
@thelostsoul55315 жыл бұрын
@@OriginalDizzleKing ok follower. Way to be original! Loser.
@OriginalDizzleKing5 жыл бұрын
@@thelostsoul5531 okay boomer stay mad 😂😂👌🔥👴
@danielloyola31265 жыл бұрын
Dead Man many great musicians also send message through their song bruh.
@TheCholopolo20910 ай бұрын
I dated a deaf girl. She was born deaf and some people said she wasn't deaf she was suffering from hearing loss......you can't lose something you never had.
@1112viggo2 ай бұрын
Yeah, you can't "suffer" from it either.
@theaccount-rw2xx2 ай бұрын
Well you can duffer tho... seeing and understanding that others have the ability and i could have had either... that must be a tough one
@TheCholopolo2092 ай бұрын
@@1112viggo I know. Did you read my comment properly, I never mentioned I 'suffered'
@1112viggo2 ай бұрын
@@TheCholopolo209 I didn't say you did, i was responding to the "some people said she wasn't deaf she was "suffering" from hearing loss" part.
@TheCholopolo2092 ай бұрын
@@1112viggo my apologies
@351cleavland3 жыл бұрын
I grew up listening to George. I learned a lot and appreciated his comedy. I was really sad when, in 2008, his heart took a complete function respite.
@marundiir42413 жыл бұрын
George would've loved this.
@in_vas_por88103 жыл бұрын
He had a bum ticker 😔
@glytchd3 жыл бұрын
"Ba-da 'Tss!" Good one :D Seamless incorporation with this Skit! I got a good laugh, thank you
@Junksaint3 жыл бұрын
😂
@LEXICON-DEVIL3 жыл бұрын
He didn't die of a heart attack his heart took a day off of work after never using a sick day or vacation days.
@vkvkvkvk4 жыл бұрын
can we all spare a moment to imagine his comedic rage if he was still around?
@roni.s3753 жыл бұрын
where did he go
@vkvkvkvk3 жыл бұрын
@@roni.s375 he's smiling down from heaven at us
@farhaddurrani12213 жыл бұрын
@@roni.s375 he's dead af
@jondavey44373 жыл бұрын
He'd of been censored before he'd opened his mouth !! 😠
@tinnguyen22713 жыл бұрын
@@roni.s375 he's been diagnosed of not continue one existence in space-time
@edwardsinger76443 жыл бұрын
Carlin may have passed away, but his words will never die.
@Ben-qu8pn3 жыл бұрын
Until he's unpersoned by Democrat Communist Corporate Media.
@nickasher71053 жыл бұрын
he's dead. Didn't went anywhere. But his words did, over your head
@LuigiTheMetal643 жыл бұрын
George Carlin died, but his words and the comedy basics passed away to other generations.
@OldSquirrelflight3 жыл бұрын
@@nickasher7105 Issues?
@yuurishibuya47973 жыл бұрын
@@nickasher7105 🤣🤣🤣
@garrickslagle27599 ай бұрын
I am no longer a short person, I'm vertically challenged
@tristonayter787 ай бұрын
Haha. I say this at work all the time. Gets em every time.
@PaulHosey6 ай бұрын
Lol or "little people" instead of midgets. I'm not saying you're that short but that's another example.
@ChadKakashi6 ай бұрын
Let’s call Dwarves Compact Humans.
@enigmaticchickenmcnobody6 ай бұрын
That's too insensitive these days, instead we use the term Vertical Growth Development Disorder
@isg45 ай бұрын
@@ChadKakashi portable humans
@christinemathis40664 жыл бұрын
This aged shocking well.
@zedlz3 жыл бұрын
This has progressed through time in an surprisingly well manner that corresponds with the message it was intended to have during the time it was made.
@moonman21833 жыл бұрын
@@zedlz This particular piece of media has managed to stand the test of time, and has therefore been incapable of becoming irrelevant up to this point. I find this to be such a surprise that my senses have seized for the moment under a phenomenon one would call "shock".
@zedlz3 жыл бұрын
@@moonman2183 It appears that the comedic performance presented before us, that was documented quite some time ago mind you, has been unwavered by such jurrasic aeging up till this point, causing its ideas to align precisely with the central theme it was intened to retain, and has thus been rendered immune to becoming unimportant. I find this to be suprising, so much so that the senses of my body have been overwhelmed, causing myself to enter a state of being that most would consider to be called "shock".
@ryanmarbut10353 жыл бұрын
@Ben Kenobi Good job, you got the joke 🤣
@zedlz3 жыл бұрын
@Ben Kenobi isnt that the thing with euphamisms
@johnnycheung58244 жыл бұрын
Instead of "You're fired", they say "You have been promoted to customer".
@braintwo33984 жыл бұрын
Or "Where gonna cut you loose"
@rd_films80644 жыл бұрын
Even worse: “We no longer require your services.”
@dpz98723 жыл бұрын
I tell my helpers "You can go home, I'm hiring a Mexican from Home Depots parking lot, I actually need to get some work done". And I'm always happy when their done and apply bonuses accordingly. Too bad half of America just don't wanna work. 😥
@tanguy45333 жыл бұрын
"Customer is king" so it's obviously a win
@AndyAcker3 жыл бұрын
"We've decided to let you go." What, you were holding onto me?
@jkryanspark5 жыл бұрын
What a shame he's "no longer with us."
@ShiftySkipper5 жыл бұрын
@Omertà DocTones nah he ded
@leoelvis5245 жыл бұрын
He is with us, he was a person, now he is an idea
@cletusbojangles1875 жыл бұрын
He didn’t die or pass away, he reached his expiration date. Which means he’s still good for people that don’t believe everything they read
@dmtbass5 жыл бұрын
Leo Elvis that’s beautiful
@koberburwa5 жыл бұрын
I prefer rotted away
@Sclumsy Жыл бұрын
“Is that a grotesque enough evasion for you?” Beautifully said.
@Dr.Jekyll_4 жыл бұрын
“Control language and you control thought; control thought and you control action; control action and you control the world.” - Peter Kreeft
@tzera_rhuon4 жыл бұрын
Hence the world wearing masks.
@stonks97554 жыл бұрын
@@tzera_rhuon hence rising death rate for inconsiderate people
@caseyb13464 жыл бұрын
@AlphaChocolateTruffle It cooould be argued that making people wear masks is a test to see how compliant the population currently is to what the media tells them. Except that there was the exact same mask mandate during the 1918 Spanish Flu and nothing came of it. I'm just pointing this out because its healthy to keep a open mind and see things from multiple perspectives.
@stonks97554 жыл бұрын
@T MH no thanks, already got vaccinated back in 1997. Don't want to risk getting Covid by going to a hospital right now. Also no need to be so aggressive, I understand your country has almost 0.7 times the IQ of any other developed country so have a nice day!
@driveasandwich67344 жыл бұрын
That sounds a lot like the Sarpin-Whorf effect, which is false
@thedraftdisorder16185 жыл бұрын
the most entertaining ted talk i have ever seen
@room111photography55 жыл бұрын
Great observation!
@milanstevic84245 жыл бұрын
Man, Carlin was special.
@milanstevic84245 жыл бұрын
@Berliner Stadtschloss maybe you should just google for it. we aren't your personal assistants, and arguably it was easier to type 'ted talk' in google, than to ask this on youtube. fyi a proper answer is a fair bit longer than this reply, if the word 'talk' isn't enough of a clue for you.
@Bruno-rb2ou5 жыл бұрын
@Berliner Stadtschloss Don't worry about those anti-social bastards, they're just spreading negativity thinking they're right by doing it. But they're right, it is easier to Google it than waiting for an answer in a platform full of arrogant bastards.
@austenhead53034 жыл бұрын
@Berliner Stadtschloss Seriously, the rude people are right. It's a searchable term. Google it. You'll get pictures and links and everything.
@Nevilleg9305 жыл бұрын
Remember when influencers were just called sell-outs?
@Anudorini-Talah4 жыл бұрын
Yes, there must be a new meme for it by now. More words, more interpretations for the same meaning. People are so dumb. It is exactly what Carlin said.
@Beastking11074 жыл бұрын
man.. ethical core of this joke is outstanding one could go on and on and I couldn't agree with you more
@lastswordfighter4 жыл бұрын
I would counter there are good influencers and bad influencers. Somethings are worth selling out for and somethings are not worth selling out for. Everyone has a price a line that they will cross or not.
@Anudorini-Talah4 жыл бұрын
Or, intentionally abusive own beneficial manipulative people. "FUCKING DUMB PEOPLE. FUCKING DUMB PEOPLE!" How Carlin would repeat 2 times while the crowd is cheering.
@mrtoad14084 жыл бұрын
They used to be called unemployed.
@OutlawMantis6 ай бұрын
Instead of saying "Committed suicide" now it's "Unalived themselves".
@Nasty-Canasta6 ай бұрын
Anytime I see that stupid phrase, I immediately think of this
@Kasuar-s6v4 ай бұрын
anytime i see that i roll my eyes
@samsonsson3283 ай бұрын
“Self-deletion”
@Wolfeur3 ай бұрын
tbf, this one was initially just a jokey slang, which then became a way to get past platform censorship.
@OutlawMantis3 ай бұрын
@@WolfeurI understand this, but I think placing monetisation over respect for the dead is unethical. "Unalive" downplays these tragic deaths. "Sewer slide" is even worse, reducing the suffering of victims' families to a silly meme. These KZbin and TikTok creators should think about how that would be if it was one of their loved ones whose life was lost. Is their profit more important? They could start a Patreon and produce more respectful videos without the censorship and still earn money. Perhaps they won't make as much money, but it allows them to keep their dignity intact... if that matters at all to them.
@DillyDilly135 жыл бұрын
This man ever tell jokes? All I hear is truth.
@trillfaldon99835 жыл бұрын
Actually that is the original intention of humour in comedy. Hence comedy is "The art of using euphemisms in telling the truth or a lie but camouflaged in a form of a sweet joke."
@trillfaldon99835 жыл бұрын
@@johncooper3636 Thanks and appreciated Mr Cooper but could you please expound on your kind acknowledgement. Where I am from our wisedom teachings says the best and the most wise aspiring master teacher learns more from his students and his best contribution infront of them is to act as a reflecting mirror to inspire the most effective and practical utilization of human intuition which doesn't necessarily explain facts and truths but instead guide towards the best possible functional definitions, description and or practically applicable solutions. I guess you get the point Mr Cooper right ? I will in kind appreciate your honest answer. In life if only you can manage successfully to Inspire someone then you are best position to aspire for greatness. I hereby once again thank you in anticipation and wish you good luck, happiness, warmth, good health and most of all infinite blessings and never forget to share them with someoneelse. ☝💖😆👌
@vagabondwastrel23615 жыл бұрын
Carlin is very hit or miss. He was polished but not. Mainly because he didn't test his material but spent months writing it. As for comedy there are many types. parody, satire, truths that sound like lies and lies that sound like the truth. Dark humor, stereotype humor. Mainly humor is bringing people along a story and flipping the ending in an unexpected journey. Or you can get comedy that is like andrew dice clay where it is expected and the journey is the joke. One thing to look for is if you only hear clapping and little to no laughter from the croud. That is something you hear at a ted talk on roadways. You acknowledge the work was good and you enjoyed yourself but only a few people found the jokes funny.
@babeakuscaesar5 жыл бұрын
@@johncooper3636 hell yes
@hockeyteeth5 жыл бұрын
Truth that makes you laugh.
@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K5 жыл бұрын
Fired. "We're letting you go."
@genericegg71354 жыл бұрын
"Your services are no longer needed"
@IMN6024 жыл бұрын
We ArE gOnNa HaVe To LeT yOu Go
@JustPlaying20204 жыл бұрын
Relieved of your duties
@robertfrank164 жыл бұрын
Or laid off. If Carlin heard that, he'd think that's a euphemism for masturbating.
@nicholasmitchiner86304 жыл бұрын
"You've been promoted to customer"
@thesenate59133 жыл бұрын
"Your son's performance in class is alarming" "Maa'm your son is stupid"
@Takaichi666-3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@a0flj03 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily. Could also be stinking lazy.
@thesenate59133 жыл бұрын
@@a0flj0 talent that does not test itseld stagnates And a genius that is not being used often stagnates to stupidity.
@waywardsoul49183 жыл бұрын
🤣
@huskiehuskerson53003 жыл бұрын
I'd never sugarcoat once I become a teacher.
@silvermaverick4549 Жыл бұрын
That's what I really loved about George Carlin. He wasn't afraid to call it what it was. The United States needs more of this type of honesty.
@SamuelBlack849 ай бұрын
All it takes is courage
@HighStakesDanny4 ай бұрын
If everyone told the truth the system would collapse.
@user-ud9xc1hr3g4 жыл бұрын
As a Deaf person, I can tell you first hand that we hate the term "hearing impaired". It's insulting. Like, I'm just like you except for the fact that I can't hear. George Carlin is great.
@thagodwecreate51794 жыл бұрын
Yes and as a drug addict i hate the term "substance abuse disorder" ...I'ma junky and I don't "abuse substances"...I get high. Keep it real 💯
@baconboi44824 жыл бұрын
Is it fun being a deaf man?
@targaryenXoolf4 жыл бұрын
how did you type this if you're deaf?
@shad0wrunner694 жыл бұрын
@@targaryenXoolf "deaf" is not "defingered" :)
@targaryenXoolf4 жыл бұрын
@@shad0wrunner69 well how can he type if he can't see?
@AnthonyBC935 жыл бұрын
Way ahead of his time Everything he said multiplied and worsened
@JohnSmith-fs8bu4 жыл бұрын
I fear it’s only the beginning
@aztn194 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t ahead of his time; his timeless commentary was the kind of comedy we needed back then & to this day!
@OP-lk4tw4 жыл бұрын
@@aztn19 yes he was, I don't hear a lot of people of his time talking about this issues, he saw them coming before they've fully arrived
@AresRed4 жыл бұрын
Way ahead of his time, don't think so! He was just saying all the bullshit that he was seeing and happening on his time! And on this time the cycle bullshit is repeating over and over on different manners, but still the same bullshit!
@philistine32604 жыл бұрын
Some things actually took an opposite turn. A lot of strong words like "rape", "racism", "nazi" and so on, are used to describe so many things that aren't even remotely as bad as actions those words used to describe. I think society is actually moving away from everything "soft" to making everything absolutely outrageous.
@OsmanOsman-ip6qc5 жыл бұрын
Strippers are now “exotic dancers”
@pladimir_vutin4 жыл бұрын
lol! I bet they are more expensive now!
@TheTheschuhschuh4 жыл бұрын
There's a difference between stripping and exotic dancing. Exotic dancing is simply dancing that is very unusual locally, it's exotic. And stripping is stripping.
@thecrakp0t4 жыл бұрын
Contract Genital Dancers
@mat70834 жыл бұрын
Erectile engineers
@Seabee1564 жыл бұрын
Financially-Entitled Cock-Teasers
@ScottyDrake Жыл бұрын
As I write this, it is November, 2023. A two-stage SpaceX rocket has just blown up after lift-off, and the SpaceX announce team has called it (AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!) "a rapid unscheduled disassembly" of the spacecraft. George, you were a genius!
@dominikmeier22253 ай бұрын
this is hilarious
@whataworld3692 ай бұрын
Bahahaha that's hilarious However doesn't shock me the slightest since all that space stuff is f@ke n g@×
@davet97136 күн бұрын
The difference is that SpaceX calls it that as a tongue in cheek joke. The people pushing this soft language in the mainstream media are not doing so to be funny.
@ScottyDrake6 күн бұрын
@@davet9713 I never even considered that SpaceX has a sense of humor!
@AzaJabar9 жыл бұрын
Carlin wasn't just a comedian he is a modern day philosopher, I love his honest commentary on society
@mdrautiii9 жыл бұрын
+Aza Jabar I agree totally, and his commentary is valid today.
@MyREDTAIL8 жыл бұрын
+Aza Jabar A Comic Genius also.? He had a High IQ also.
@PeanutStrawberry6 жыл бұрын
I still think Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder explains the illness medically well, but I do find myself saying "Shell Shock" half of the time for the punch it gives to the condition.
@classixdrummer6 жыл бұрын
Google Lennie Bruce if you want to see one of Carlins’ influences. I think George eclipsed him but he came before in the vein of societal commentator..
@silmarforbes49046 жыл бұрын
Kinda
@MrDlt1235 жыл бұрын
Carlin wasn't a comedian. He was a 'wisdom-enabled orator.'
@danielwalker12075 жыл бұрын
That's a good one, but doesn't foretell any comedic aspect. Orators are assumed to be wise, as it is.
@juandeznuts5 жыл бұрын
How about stand up philosopher?
@wanbelstap1685 жыл бұрын
Just like Chappelle is now
@dougnulton5 жыл бұрын
Darrin Nunyah We added a hyphen!
@stvbrsn5 жыл бұрын
Darrin Nunyah yep, and the old way of saying it: Poet
@H.pylori4 жыл бұрын
This is timeless. Hungry people now have "food insecurity!"
nutritionally challenged accommodation deficient individual. aka a starving homeless dude. count those syllables its 19 /drops mic ✊
@barbarakernohan19004 жыл бұрын
@@catnium love it 💥
@davet97134 ай бұрын
And it continues to this day. I just saw a news article in Toronto, Canada referring to a homeless person as an “under-housed individual”
@Ben-oi6kz6 күн бұрын
maybe the individual became underhoused bc he had an adverse cash flow event
@marcozapata69845 жыл бұрын
"Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought?" George Orwell
@DeathScepter5 жыл бұрын
@Tony Wilson He would have a very long list due to the political landscape today. Regardless how you feel about Trump, He will have plenty of material on him. Also He will rip the P.C. culture a new one.
@stevecollins54875 жыл бұрын
@Tony Wilson or Hillary or any of them 😂
@falonsfox25855 жыл бұрын
Every white person should spend some time researching the subtle evolution of the word Nation's definition over the last 100 years. It wasn't that long ago that being American, English, French or German meant you were white by definition. Funny how as we're stripped of the language to define ourselves as groups we are also stripped of our land and property. That's probably just a coincidence though.
@falonsfox25855 жыл бұрын
@Tony Wilson Sorry for the TLDR, but I don't have to work today, and I think you probably interpreted my dog whistle correctly the first time and then generously chose not to leap to that conclusion. I am an unapologetic ethno nationalist, which is a phrase that had to be invented because words like patriot and nationalist have been corrupted (in my opinion deliberately). It's not that we're passively losing our identity. It's that we are being actively stripped of it. To be clear, I'm no fan of Trump, but during Trump's campaign Paul Ryan said Trump was a racist for claiming the Trump University lawsuit should not be presided over by a "Mexican" judge. Ryan said "to claim that someone can't do their job because of their race is pretty much the definition of racism". The media was quick to point out that the judge was born in Indiana. I used to be a liberal. One of the reasons I'm not anymore was watching liberals across the country pretend they didn't understand that Trump was very obviously saying the judge would be biased against him because of his campaign promises about cracking down on immigration and his claims that illegal immigrants from Mexico were rapists and criminals. When Trump called the systematic violation of our national sovereignty across the southern border a national emergency, the Mexican attorney general of California went on PBS to spew a bunch of nonsense about how it's somehow illegal for the federal government to enforce it's border laws. The importation of third world labor keeps wages down for working class Americans. Blacks are tricked into voting for it by being told immigration restriction from third world countries is racist. Whites are told opposing these policies is racist too, but since that doesn't always work, they're also told they're lazy, incompetent or entitled for not wanting to compete with desperate, starving denizens of the third world for jobs. Or they're forced to listen to some bullshit about free markets. I can't help but notice that wall street and the rest of the donor class would have benefited from either Hillary Clinton or Jeb Bush. Both were backed by the power structure of their respective parties, and both sought to court the growing Hispanic vote. I also can't help but notice that Bernie and Trump both wanted to put America's working class above immigrants and both were subjected to horrific attacks from within their own parties.
@dmw7985 жыл бұрын
@@falonsfox2585 lol, the term ethno nationalist was invented by people like you to replace national socialist. Perfect example of what this video's about. And while I hate the terms racist and fascist being overused and misapplied in today's society, you are in fact a nazi.
@mhmoran8510 жыл бұрын
Torture became "Enhanced Interrogation Technique"...
@Sixstringman6 жыл бұрын
Man and women became "gender fluid transracial apache helicopter"
@Hekkle016 жыл бұрын
Water boarding became “tactical baptism”
@mtube6206 жыл бұрын
"Involuntary Enhanced Interrogation Technique"...
@raspiankiado46586 жыл бұрын
Then that became EIT.
@duke95556 жыл бұрын
@fml Lying becomes PIME, Post Incident Memory Enhancement
@georgecorrea85302 жыл бұрын
George Carlin was a comedic genius. A philosopher with a sense of humor. He was brilliant at his craft. He is sorely missed. Rip legend. Gone but never forgotten.
@enternameder2 жыл бұрын
@Julian-AJCP2 жыл бұрын
Couldn't have said it better👍
@cynthiahusband1062 жыл бұрын
A true genius in every sense of the word.
@JoeKoOhNo2 жыл бұрын
Miss this guy...
@whatda77052 жыл бұрын
White Europeans build the modern world
@gjtrue8 ай бұрын
34 years later and still hilarious and more accurate than ever.
@BeatsbyBlanch4 жыл бұрын
Strip clubs are sometimes referred to as “gentlemen’s club”
@ursaminor97804 жыл бұрын
That had to be the most ironic example of soft language I’ve ever heard.
@djiboutinationalanthem52524 жыл бұрын
Ima be honest with you that sounds like the most 1920's thing I've ever heard
@TheArchitectOfDreams4 жыл бұрын
Waffle House is now called "International House of Pancakes"
@grizzlyowlbear35384 жыл бұрын
Gentlemen's club sounds like a posh word a bunch of 1800's aristocrats would use for their golf club or something
@ronin75614 жыл бұрын
They're not called prostitutes anymore; they're called OnlyFans users
@TheSuperQuail6 жыл бұрын
"-and it gets worse with every generation." Yeah you weren't kidding, George.
@Misantroph05 жыл бұрын
TheSuperQuail SJWs have conquered America.
@aradicalkiwi8065 жыл бұрын
R. H. Yeah so true, if he was still alive he might be able to knock sense into them, seeing as he was a progressive and all.
@Shorty15c40075 жыл бұрын
@@Misantroph0 They tried but Trump inevitably won.
@AnonURnot5 жыл бұрын
UberTech That was a battle of retards and the biggest one won.
@mikegee88125 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Carlin, Hicks, Bruce, Kinnison, Dangerfield, Carson, and Pryor are rolling in their graves because of today's PC culture
@Shahzad-Khan5 жыл бұрын
2008 - haha this is so funny! 2019 - holy shit he was on to something
@garadgantal14385 жыл бұрын
dude this is from 1990
@syntheticreality5495 жыл бұрын
Abdullahi Kassim I think he was talking about himself.
@jonlamontagne5 жыл бұрын
More like HOLY SHIT HE WAS SPECIAL he thought so different and able to articulate that message in humor to 1,000s at a time and now millions!
@TheCephalon5 жыл бұрын
Shahzad Khan this came out in the 90s that’s why he says world war 1 was 70 years ago
@ryankurtz52335 жыл бұрын
@@TheCephalon ...and Vietnam was 16 years ago
@blakelewison9872 Жыл бұрын
Carlin was so far ahead of his time. It’s incredible looking back at his stand up and seeing all his predictions play out today.
@snixbae5 ай бұрын
It’s time to be ahead of our time then. He was warning us but did we listen ? Fuck no! A rock has more intelligence.
@karenh40584 жыл бұрын
Used cars are now “pre-owned”.
@warrenharvey44204 жыл бұрын
A used car is a pre-loved vehicle.
@sigmasquadleader4 жыл бұрын
I've never needed a professional certification to tell a new car from a used one hahaha
@brianrakes54134 жыл бұрын
i've even seen preloved used cars 😳
@kezziekz4 жыл бұрын
PRELOVED now!
@davidbolha4 жыл бұрын
Same as women. 😂
@TanstA5 жыл бұрын
Man I wish George was here to see the fuckery that is America today.
@SpaceScreaminJohn5 жыл бұрын
Lord Blanco I’m pretty sure he would have killed himself by this point.
@philllsxga.77375 жыл бұрын
Man you're not kidding!!! This world is F ed!!!
@CokeVoAYCE5 жыл бұрын
his voice was probably what kept us from going over the edge earlier. as soon as he died this PC language accelerated and there was no good voice like george carlin in the mainstream to show how dumb it was.
@GiacomoJimmi5 жыл бұрын
@Jay James Political correctness has nothing to do with Marxism.
@GiacomoJimmi5 жыл бұрын
@@CokeVoAYCE There’s plenty of people in the ‘mainstream’ protesting political correctness.
@DeathDefiant4 жыл бұрын
That "shell-shock, veitnam vet' thing hit hard
@nobodysbaby50483 жыл бұрын
He had a wicked way of making his point. Would've made one hell of an attorney.
@SamsarasArt3 жыл бұрын
@@nobodysbaby5048 nah to be a good attorney you gotta be a bullshitter
@thearbyter79533 жыл бұрын
@@SamsarasArt But he would be a masterful bullshitter, if he wanted to :)
@nickasher71053 жыл бұрын
Carlin's point still stands, but the term "shell-shock" was associated with cowardice, i.e. soldiers who were shell shocked were considered cowardly and not as good, because there was no medical recognition of the term. That's why it was changed with time. But yes carlin's point still stands
@LuigiTheMetal643 жыл бұрын
Probably just as hard as the steel balls coming from the shrapnel/artillery shell. "Shell shock" has been referred to body damage caused by an explosion.
@laat65037 ай бұрын
"Israeli murderers are called commandos, Arab commandos are called terrorists" has felt especially relevant in the past few months
@FreedomJane-bx4um4 ай бұрын
Regardless of whether you side on Isreal or Palestine, the spoils of war will be claimed by Anglo-Saxon Protestants.
@LCPFrederick4 ай бұрын
proof that it's been longer than october 7th
@nonegone71704 ай бұрын
@@LCPFrederick It's been happening since 1948 mate.
@Alireza_farhoudi2 ай бұрын
Narrated `Aisha: that the Prophet (ﷺ) married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that `Aisha remained with the Prophet (ﷺ) for nine years (i.e. till his death) alahDoNotExistAndIslamIsFalse.
@Alireza_farhoudi2 ай бұрын
@@nonegone7170Narrated `Aisha: that the Prophet (ﷺ) married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that `Aisha remained with the Prophet (ﷺ) for nine years (i.e. till his death) alahDoNotExistAndIslamIsFalse.
@iamkasaii87924 жыл бұрын
"You're fired" "You are relieved of duty"
@braintwo33984 жыл бұрын
"We're gonna cut you loose"
@rd_films80644 жыл бұрын
@@braintwo3398 "We no longer require your services"
@giovanniacosta22963 жыл бұрын
“You’re promoted to customer”🤣
@Awibrahor3 жыл бұрын
‘Laid off’. Not as good as ‘getting laid’.
@1112viggo3 жыл бұрын
"We have to let you go"
@alosim15415 жыл бұрын
1990 - comedy 2020 - reality
@davidetralli39054 жыл бұрын
1990
@aztn194 жыл бұрын
It was reality back in 1990. 30yrs later this comedic reality is still going strong
@wandacircus16674 жыл бұрын
it never was comedy
@Guzzist114 жыл бұрын
@@wandacircus1667 It´s really like in Orwells 1984...down to the change of language....scary shit.
@pdecrinis4 жыл бұрын
It was reality back then and it's still reality. Bullshitting ourselfes now even got mandatory. And Carlin is damn right.
@BlackieNuff4 жыл бұрын
Ugly people = "Severe Appearance Deficit" = S.A.D. Brilliant.
@annettespizuoco77154 жыл бұрын
LOL,but that is just mean!!!!!!!! i mean, if i was ugly,i would not want to hear this joke.don't mean to sound like i know everything,but i base someone's ugliness on the way they treat me.
@ipodtouch4954 жыл бұрын
@@annettespizuoco7715 A joke is a joke. We can't and shouldn't ban everything that hurts someone's feelings.
@staceypakosta81864 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂🤣😆🤣🤩
@ranjanbiswas32334 жыл бұрын
@@annettespizuoco7715 Are you one of those SJW liberals? Then this is a wrong place. Go back to your Safe space.
@lotyjop83773 жыл бұрын
That sounds even more offensive lol
@mooparr Жыл бұрын
This man spoke nothing but facts from the second he got on stage for the first time to the last time. And we all laughed anyway.
@Julietbrown454569 ай бұрын
Like he knew everything deeply
@JohnGramer062 жыл бұрын
“I betcha if we’d still be calling it shell shock, some of those Vietnam veterans woulda got the attention they DESERVED” that hits hard af
@dtanaka869-d2 жыл бұрын
Just reached that part, it really does
@magnificentmuttley1542 жыл бұрын
Thats the gov't for ya- - downplaying the seriousness of an issue (such as healthcare for veterans) so they dont have to take responsibility
@Conici_AU Жыл бұрын
As if WW1 veterans got any sort of adequate support…
@daimhinaubrey3194 Жыл бұрын
@@Conici_AU that, and also PTSD is a serious diagnosis and has way more treatment options nowadays than back when they called it “shell shock”. additionally, it’s been discovered that it’s not only soldiers that can get PTSD, including C-PTSD. hence the renaming. now, more people can get help for that, not just veterans. isn’t that wonderful?
@James-kv6kb Жыл бұрын
The fact that most Americans don't even know or refused to admit that the Australians were there before you and training the Americans and suffered all the medical issues you did is what I find disturbing, but we've been written out of history
@aldrinmilespartosa15783 жыл бұрын
“I did not lose, I merely failed to win!”
@waywardsoul49183 жыл бұрын
🤣
@joaquimrodriguez89613 жыл бұрын
shut up
@michaelbarlow66102 жыл бұрын
@ Eurasia_0240. Or as the late great comedic actor Carroll O'Connor as Archie Bunker on the classic TV sitcom "All in the Family" said about Richard M. Nixon, "He did not lie........he forgot to tell the truth"! Lol!
@jamesbugbee68122 жыл бұрын
Subvictorious.
@anormalguy5112 жыл бұрын
So he... Lost?
@wingmanalive4 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. I saw him only once live. It was in Atlantic City during one of his pre HBO shows. He had to memorize his routines and during his first few runs of a new routine he had pages of notes he referred to. It was interesting seeing it live and then months later when he perfected it for tv. He would apologize to the audience because we were his guinea pigs. We didn't care, it was the great George Carlin. Still paid full price for the ticket and it was worth it!
@jesuszavala60514 жыл бұрын
wingmanalive you are so god damn lucky bro
@Machiave11i4 жыл бұрын
I saw him live in '99 and he was doing the same thing, preparing with notes for his next HBO special. He would only refer to them sparingly, though, it's not like he was holding them in his hands.
@wingmanalive4 жыл бұрын
@@Machiave11i Well his genius was in his vocabulary and pitch. He had an amazing ability to memorize a lot of material but it took practice. He also used new audiences to try out new material and see what the feedback was. He used that feedback to determine his final routines. He was an absolute pleasure to watch.
@jewelfoxgaming8734 жыл бұрын
My mom said her sister got to watch his show
@Dhugo45114 жыл бұрын
@Allison Bauch Testing 123 weeks I sa
@Ahmed-Osman765 ай бұрын
"Israeli Murderers are called commandos .. Arab commandos are called terrorists " this joke went over their head .. Love you Carlin .. you're the real legend ..may you rest in peace
@NyxChild28 күн бұрын
"One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" remember; the Sons of Liberty in the American Revolution were terrorists to the British government
@halo-yt5mu5 жыл бұрын
I’m not “short” I’m “vertically challenged.”
@adramalech33855 жыл бұрын
I'm not retarded, I'm mentally challenged.
@1977crabb5 жыл бұрын
No you're compact
@kshinokevin5 жыл бұрын
because now, we can't say the "M" word anymore; "little person," yes, but not "dwarf" or "elf." (at 5' 1", I get neck strains to look up at people because I don't have any yellow page phone books handy; not fun: Tony Cox, Peter Dinklage, Spudd Web, Brad Williams, Mugsy Bogues, the late Bushwick Bill (Geto Boys), Verne "Mini Me" Troyer, the late Herve "Tattoo" Villechaize, the late Hank or Beetlejuice (both are from the old Howard Stern Show). )
@dicelusrayan94204 жыл бұрын
😂
@error404blah5 жыл бұрын
His material gets MORE relevant with time, what a legend.
@yoda9085 жыл бұрын
Because he had the balls to say what people were afraid to talk about and not give a shit if someone got offended.
@HariSeldon9135 жыл бұрын
@@yoda908 But so ironic that he's an avid liberal and liberals are at the forefront of enforcing soft language (now called 'political correctness').
@ritamdeb22325 жыл бұрын
Absolutely! Wish there were more like him in the world.
@splendidtorch78005 жыл бұрын
Hari Seldon it's not really the same thing as what you're whinging about though, it's more of sugarcoating realities by using technical terms, which is used by pretty much everyone now, not just any specific side
@6789uiop5 жыл бұрын
Twain 2.0
@abdullahbadr8994 жыл бұрын
"we didn't invade u, We freed you from your own people"
@DemonicRemption3 жыл бұрын
@Abdullah Badr Okay sorry to generalize, but given your name I'm left with the impression you were told that when American soldiers paid your neighborhood a visit.
@abdullahbadr8993 жыл бұрын
@@DemonicRemption they didn't, they will never be able to.
@samaradashwood14913 жыл бұрын
@@DemonicRemption nice from americans to come share with us their gun collection we know how they're fond of that .
@geoffbarney59143 жыл бұрын
Allies excuse in ww2
@coderdbd3 жыл бұрын
"Oh look! the Americans came to give us free bullets, ain't that nice?"
@ryandubyah2345 Жыл бұрын
Such a comedic genius, we need more Carlin in this world!!
@heyguysmaxhere45123 жыл бұрын
This isn't even stand-up comedy, he's just speaking the truth.
@LuigiTheMetal643 жыл бұрын
There is a saying, "It is funny because it is true."
@Ben-qu8pn3 жыл бұрын
AKA hate speech to Democrats.
@Ismael-kc3ry3 жыл бұрын
@@Ben-qu8pn you realize Carlin was far more left leaning than right, right? Please tell me you know that. Also I find it interesting that someone who’s clearly a far of Carlin’s standup, the jokes made by someone explicitly saying politicians mean nothing, decided to make a random comment unrelated to politics about left vs right.
@biguglyduck5403 жыл бұрын
That was George.
@TheAnswerToIs-uk5fq3 жыл бұрын
@@Ismael-kc3ry he may have been more on the left side of politics but look at today’s world and tell me George Carlin wasn’t light years ahead of his time. Look at how everyone gets offended by words today. they try to change them to try and change the meaning of them and if you disagree with it you are automatically labeled a racist
@navibangia46224 жыл бұрын
If only there was a Nobel Prize for Standup comedy, this man would have been the first, unanimous recipient.
@berzek33524 жыл бұрын
no he wont, he's telling people of government's bs and nobel prize is just that .
@Dominian14 жыл бұрын
And now they would hand it out to Amy Schumer for queef jokes, bc she's a woman in a man's field.
@hjj92694 жыл бұрын
@@Dominian1 That sorry excuse for a comedian makes me want to rip my ears and eyes out.
@fumothfan93 жыл бұрын
He was inducted into the hall of fame for comedians
@oscar76513 жыл бұрын
He's way more than just stand up comedy. He's a true visionary who revealed the truth.
@lifewater7066 Жыл бұрын
His mother must have been a teacher his vocabulary is perfect
@truthfulfree Жыл бұрын
If you think this was good, check out his “Modern Man” monologue next :)
@richardmanning92645 ай бұрын
Both his parents were actually
@LMR19465 ай бұрын
Being well spoken does help get the message out
@LMR19465 ай бұрын
And it does help to read
@ghostsofwargow25112 жыл бұрын
This guy predicted the future. I’m 24, just discovered him, and love him. He’s hilarious.
@bforthigh16172 жыл бұрын
That's the far left for you. They're based as hell.
@thegoodgeneral2 жыл бұрын
I would say the stuff that made Carlin say this is very different from why this would resonate with people in your age range. Carlin wasn’t ahead of his time, he was in the right place at the right time.
@primordialmeow72492 жыл бұрын
So glad to hear you found Carlin. The OK boomer generation had some pretty good s*it. Try Lenny Bruce as well.
@RedDawnReadiness2 жыл бұрын
Carlin was stating this in the time a liberal which had a gigantic difference in its meaning back then. He would clearly be like other comedians today who have become more conversation mainly because the right isn’t so concerned with censoring people’s speech
@thegoodgeneral2 жыл бұрын
@@RedDawnReadiness agreed.
@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y4 жыл бұрын
Euphemisms had to be invented because some people couldn't handle the truth about themselves.
@VOD7134 жыл бұрын
daniel280456 very true 💯
@darrentylor54734 жыл бұрын
This is what they meant when they said, " I want the truth" "You can't handle the truth!"
@jenniferyoung86654 жыл бұрын
Ultra overly sensitive peeps
@jasonvoorhees13164 жыл бұрын
Some people can't handle telling ugly truths
@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ12484 жыл бұрын
Exactly, as an autistic I'd rather be called mentally disabled, no matter how "high functioning" I may be
@svfin4 жыл бұрын
I wasn't fired from my job, I was let go!
@danielsjohnson3 жыл бұрын
Yep. At least there's a slight difference between fired and laid off. Fired means it was your fault. Laid off means it wasn't.
@taoist323 жыл бұрын
@@danielsjohnson Actually, there’s no difference besides getting your money back if you are laid off. Fired, you don’t get a cent.
@jackiedavenport10283 жыл бұрын
I'm not out of work....I'm between jobs!
@danielsjohnson3 жыл бұрын
@@taoist32 then that's still a difference.
@LuigiTheMetal643 жыл бұрын
There is also "being laid off".
@leecrowder4934 Жыл бұрын
I am so thankful that I got to see Carlin live….
@cartercrum14905 жыл бұрын
They’re not loot boxes there “surprise mechanics.”
@Sapsche5 жыл бұрын
It just works
@cartercrum14905 жыл бұрын
No Todd, it doesn’t
@user-vl7du3xd8m5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Blox1175 жыл бұрын
gamers: why the hell is it called surprise mechanics? ea: well surprise buttsex was already taken
@JP-ww5vz5 жыл бұрын
EA Sports - It's in your ass.
@AceW.Kermitcat4 жыл бұрын
Reminder: this man narrated Thomas the Tank Engine back in the mid 80’s and early 90’s
@omega15754 жыл бұрын
Wait what?! First ringo Starr and now George Carlin
@AceW.Kermitcat4 жыл бұрын
Omega157 yup, Alec Baldwin narrated too, but (as you probably would expect) he sucked at it.
@ucitymetalhead4 жыл бұрын
He showed up on mad tv in a parody of thomas the tank engine as well.
@cadencurtis67844 жыл бұрын
That's probably what broke him
@jacobbigaj61684 жыл бұрын
@@AceW.Kermitcat Baldwin was a bit of a mixed bag. Season 5 he was great. In Season 6, it was clear he was only doing it for the paycheck.
@claredodd12584 жыл бұрын
Soft language: "Takes the life out of life " - George Carlin
@braintwo33984 жыл бұрын
Makes life seem like a game and you know how great video games are ya have lives.. well guess what reality has only one life and you better saver it
@davide7246 ай бұрын
I'm not "going bald." I'm experiencing a "receding hairline."
@Spencer13_4 ай бұрын
You may be going bald, but you’re still a handsome lad, David E.
@davide7244 ай бұрын
@@Spencer13_ Thank you for the compliment.
@JV-zl1ig5 жыл бұрын
KZbinr was later changed to "Content Creator"
@maximusmax45575 жыл бұрын
Don't forget "influencer!"
@Scroteydada5 жыл бұрын
That'll be useful when we migrate to a superior platform
@gravestomper43595 жыл бұрын
@@Scroteydada u need a brain lad
@rad1cal3005 жыл бұрын
I hate the term "KZbinr" anyway so that's that.
@Kirealta5 жыл бұрын
@@maximusmax4557 I can't forget, i'll never forget......
@1Up2Late5 жыл бұрын
EA doesn’t have “Loot Boxes” They’re “Surprise Mechanics”
@eshwar69695 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Speedd7015 жыл бұрын
Legitimately what they named it, for people outside the loop.
@manuelaliaga80495 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment.
@Conspiracy5155 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@morpheus_95 жыл бұрын
Its fucking gambling
@vincentlussier82642 жыл бұрын
No comedian has the same psychology in his show like Carlin. He's the only one who always has new material and covers any social issue. But he's down to earth and common sense in the most funny and sarcastic way!
@James-kv6kb Жыл бұрын
You need to watch a few Australian comedians absolutely no political correctness
@magnificentmuttley154 Жыл бұрын
Donald Trump would have a contract on him for the humiliation & ostracism George would be causing him. It would be comparable to an infant drowning from being force-fed the contents of a supertanker... It takes a fox to outfox a fox; no one puts down a New Yorker like another native New Yorker. And not just any New Yorker. George strikes me as guttural inner-city Bronx. Likewise it's gratifying just to see the cast of SNL cutting Trump down to size (More New Yorkers roasting one of their own) 😂😂😂 I can't help but realize the relief George W. Bush & Dick Cheney must've experienced when Robin Williams died... In the name of corruption, criminalized but legalized & normalized capitalism- - now the truest of American traditions- - the media has completely sold out to our lovely political system. Now that Ted Koppel, Mike Wallace, Morley Safer, Ed Bradley, Dan Rather, & numerous other unsung heroes are gone, investigative journalism, as the ultimate policeman of the government & the public's last line of defense, no longer exists. So now the entire political community & their true rich & powerful masters have exactly what they wanted all along: to do whatever they want whenever they want, no matter how felonious or murderous, & with no fear of punishment whatsoever. Not from the police, nor from the courts, nor from prison. Not even the certainty of public exposure! Now that the Press have abandoned the job, now we don't even have one maverick comedian left to hasten a political attack & open people's eyes to the truth when it is needed the most... And that is the final blow for me. I love my country: the lands, the wilderness, mountain country, & esp our people. But I'm finally leaving, before things really break apart at the seams, 'cause I don't see anyone or anything that's going to protects us- - the common people- - from the heartless tyrannical rich & powerful 1% anymore. There's nothing left in the law to stop them; no one left in law enforcement to stop them; nor are there enough lawyers that will stop them As far as I'm concerned, all that's left now is for civil war to take place. So now it's only a matter of time before the war that has been raging all along in the ghettos of East LA, of Chicago, & of New York city is going to engulf our entire nation. A war that's been raging btw impoverished blacks & racist police; a war that's been raging btw the rich & powerful & all of America's poor, regardless of color. The only safe place left for me is the Arctic Circle 😪😪
@barbarawitt9581 Жыл бұрын
The truth is funny 🤣
@spartanx169x Жыл бұрын
A lot of Dave Chapell's comedy is very similar. They both observe(ed) dumb stuff in society and then can articulate the stupidity of it. Everybody sees the same dumb stuff and that is why the comedy is so funny because people can relate to it.
@James-kv6kb Жыл бұрын
@@spartanx169x it is a good recipe for good comedy it's being used for a thousand years
@bigmyke20082 жыл бұрын
If only George was around this last decade, he’d have more material than he’d know what to do with
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
Not only did he educate and teach us a history lesson, but he did it in such a funny way.
@ericboc56563 жыл бұрын
I see you everywhere
@DevAndVic20223 жыл бұрын
@@ericboc5656i know!
@Th3BigBoy3 жыл бұрын
@@DevAndVic2022 Because there are many of them
@helloder95393 жыл бұрын
omfg you're here again
@Dowlphin3 жыл бұрын
We need more people who do it in an unfunny way, but those people get killed too easily by the masses.
@cmupensfan5 жыл бұрын
20 years ahead of his time, and yet always on the pulse of society. The best of all time
@aaroncohenour5595 жыл бұрын
Should've been Into politics, would have made Congress interesting
@greyfox375 жыл бұрын
Go Irish
@markswaggerty49585 жыл бұрын
He’s timeless lol
@squirlmy5 жыл бұрын
You think only 20 years ahead? This video is from 1990. Carlin was doing comedy in the 60s. I'd say 50 years ahead.
@lillyanneserrelio21875 жыл бұрын
@@aaroncohenour559 He'd make an awesome president. His lost faith and hatred of humanity is evident enough that if he had to sit down with another warring country and threatened to use USA's Nukes, they'd see how jaded he truly is and believe him, and hopefully then back down so George wouldnt have to make it boom boom time.
@cpt.flippybirds90156 жыл бұрын
George wasn't a comedian. He was a chuckle enhancer!
@HarHah6 жыл бұрын
james cowboy Professional Jester PHD.
@davidkyo19856 жыл бұрын
Entertainment engineer...?
@jbirdnelson38186 жыл бұрын
Dávid B Smiler Acquirerer? 😃
@vallisdaemonumofficial6 жыл бұрын
Humor Expert
@jbirdnelson38186 жыл бұрын
Vallis Daemonum Happy Philosopher
@BenelliAkimbo9 ай бұрын
he didn't commit suicide he committed "self-deletion".
@NameNik2237 ай бұрын
According to KZbin policy, a person can only "unalive himself"
@Vsevolodbochkov6 ай бұрын
According to KZbin policy, cancer is too scary to talk about. I literally saw a guy censoring "damn" because apparently it turns kids into gangsters
@issabeganovic88226 ай бұрын
@@Vsevolodbochkov What's the chances his son is one of those broccoli-hair influencers who worships dubstep mumble-rap, and tacky expensive clothes like he's the prince of Abu Dhabi? Sociopathy and "pranks" included.
@NollaGirl5044 жыл бұрын
What about, we don't kill our pets, we put them to sleep!
@ahmedzafar44064 жыл бұрын
Interesting right....Couple of months ago one of my Colleagues at work told me he had put his dog to sleep last Saturday, I said wow cool, he must be bothering you a lot so you put him to sleep, must be a relief eh..I would do that too, he goes what are you talking about? I said what do you mean? he said he died, I said he died while he was asleep oh shyt no, he was like no buddy he wasn't feeling good and vomiting blood everywhere and suffering with a disease so we got him injected I was like then say it like that don't tell me you put him to sleep Lolzz
@Bruce-vq7ni4 жыл бұрын
In the UK the usual term for pet Euthanasia is to have it "Put Down" - - Very strange if you think about it.
@mousethatroared12134 жыл бұрын
Or, they cross the rainbow bridge.
@cheezenip27374 жыл бұрын
It leaves us to wonder, was he really talking to us or do you lack a sense of humor?
@nottavegan73114 жыл бұрын
We them down
@RepellentJeff5 жыл бұрын
Ooh! I’ve got one! “Lies” became “alternative facts.”
@jamarrogers29855 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@firstthessalonian68895 жыл бұрын
Hah talk about about a frekin meme.
@firstthessalonian68895 жыл бұрын
@michaelatw86 fact is immutable - there is no alternate of a fact, something either is or is not a fact. Alt right is just that, and alternative viewpoint of what it means to be right wing. Facts dont care about alternatives.
@RepellentJeff5 жыл бұрын
michaelatw86 Yeah, keep telling yourself that, friend. You know, I’m honestly surprised it took this long for a reply like this to show up.
@bobxyzp5 жыл бұрын
And “facts” became “debatable opinions”.
@Sikke_Kok4 жыл бұрын
0:19 _It's get worse with every generation..._ Unfortunately he's damn right about that
@novatvt85873 жыл бұрын
Ikr....its unfortunate how accurate this is
@kevinstewart41233 жыл бұрын
Peace is the way any and all generations are revitalized by one soul knowing that truth,everything that has life is important
@Belforhir3 жыл бұрын
@Siad 747 Theyr're not pessimistic, they have hope deficiency :p
@thunderocker3433 жыл бұрын
@@Belforhir LMAO I LOVE YOU
@mohsenvh36193 жыл бұрын
@@Belforhir perfect reply doesn't exi...
@SHANIA597 ай бұрын
He is so smart! He really got in right on every subject! Too bad he is gone! We need him now more than ever!❤❤❤❤❤
@ZanzibarBreeze5 жыл бұрын
"Personnel" became "Human Resources"
@Александра-ы7у5ж4 жыл бұрын
...and it sounds as if people were a resource similar to money, water, gasoline e t.c. Sad, very sad!
@mahendra43524 жыл бұрын
... or "Human Capital"
@hughjones40494 жыл бұрын
"Personnel" became "Human Resources". Which is WORSE!! I'd rather be personnel. At least it's got the word "person" in it.
@DomakChard4 жыл бұрын
I think that's the opposite of what Carlin is saying. "Human resources" is so much more brutally honest. You are just a resource that the company uses up...
@ЖгуВинтернетах-е8й5 жыл бұрын
This is the best way of learning english no doubt.
@vorshack89685 жыл бұрын
Well, this and the show Deadwood :)
@Oliveira-mh9fb5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm learning english and I agree with you.
@mn93705 жыл бұрын
@@Oliveira-mh9fb Привет
@Lethargyca5 жыл бұрын
I thought the same! you can clearly hear everything he is saying
@Dubious_Dubs3 жыл бұрын
31 years later, and Carlin is, as usual, still 100% correct
@whatmakesyourday2 жыл бұрын
That’s the amazing thing. 31 years later and it’s probably more on point now than it was then.
@redrazorx-232 жыл бұрын
Yeah I remember when a bunch of idiots were saying stupid shit like “oh George Carlin is just an bitter old man spouting nonsense” even though almost everything he’s ever said wound up being completely true…So where are all those idiots at now?
@danielpatache88432 ай бұрын
One of the best bits of stand up ever recorded, I always have to listen to this at least once a year, pure brilliance!
@YouthEnergy6 жыл бұрын
Oh, George.. You had no idea how much worse it would get..
@christinepickering98966 жыл бұрын
Maybe he did and that's why he left us.
@Dusijejdjjd6 жыл бұрын
@@christinepickering9896 orrrr... he got old? Wild one huh. Unthinkable.
@aspieri6 жыл бұрын
No.. he expired like a magazine subscription. lol
@crisp-rx7ci6 жыл бұрын
He kicked the bucket, but he will live forever. Unless KZbin bans his vids..
@keananocarroll51126 жыл бұрын
Nah, of course he did.
@Ratetheirchannel3 жыл бұрын
I'm a 49 year old man from Manchester England, best comic I've ever seen , his wit and delivery is unconquerable. Wow
@midnightwriter96584 жыл бұрын
... Erectile Dysfunction use to be referred to as "can't get it up."
@Dominian14 жыл бұрын
That's because doctors are mostly mid-wits who are taught some phrases to impress low-wits. If you speak Latin and know a little about medicine, you only need them for their experience in diagnosis and drugs.
@DasOrmur4 жыл бұрын
It's now performance anxiety.
@leonardoxveful3 жыл бұрын
Ballzheimer
@AstolfoBestWaifu13 жыл бұрын
@@Dominian1... Ehmm no. Depending on field you need then for their knowledge, you make it sound as though you wouldn't need them if you would practice doing what they do, that is wrong though, you need a substantial amount of knowledge. They use Latin phrasis because it's custom, as it is in some fields of academics, which I personally do not like, but reducing a people who practice medicine to that is stupid. I'll give you right in the point, that there is little intellectualism involved in being a doctor, mostly it's just accumulating a vast amount of knowledge in one field, but I don't see how that is negative, unless a doctor claims to have a high IQ just because he is a doctor.
@fredoriagaming44663 жыл бұрын
It's not that hard!
@mjs37644 жыл бұрын
3:56 "Now, the economically disadvantaged occupy sub-standard housing in the inner cities." 😂
@petermaclauren27884 жыл бұрын
"And they're broke!"
@bauscianerazzurro29064 жыл бұрын
@@petermaclauren2788 They don't have a "negative cash flow position"..THEY'RE FUCKING BROKE!!
@AtarahDerek4 жыл бұрын
It's okay, though, because Joe Biden says poor kids are just as smart as white kids.
@thagodwecreate51794 жыл бұрын
I resided in substandard housing with a negative cash flow position until I diversified my portfolio and procured capital with undeclared alternative pharmaceuticals purchased by my fellow community members.
@AtarahDerek4 жыл бұрын
@@thagodwecreate5179 Were they scheduled pharmaceuticals?
@nmezero77622 жыл бұрын
I grew up listening to George. I'm 46 and just now realized he's like a angry-man's Robin Williams. Both were national, if not global treasures. We miss you both so much.
@Andreseme232 жыл бұрын
Global, both of them. Believe me, I live nearly half a planet away from the U.S. They should be declared World Heritage or something.
@wrathofainz Жыл бұрын
I agree, but "you" doesn't work with dead people. They can't hear you.
@spartanx169x Жыл бұрын
@@wrathofainz You don't know that with 100% certainty. Just sayin.
@GreyOatmeal Жыл бұрын
Sure but they were both also bread and circus performers for us impotent anger havers who love to hear the truth and do little with it.
@DafifthStupibiot Жыл бұрын
@@wrathofainzalright "smart" ass
@jimmyross43524 жыл бұрын
"Children are afraid of the dark, adults are afraid of the light"
@MisatoBestWoman Жыл бұрын
*Soft Language is the worst thing we invented* *George Carlin is a forever legend* I feel like even if it had still been called shell shock Vietnam vets would still be ignored and that’s incredibly tragic.
@presde347 ай бұрын
We like to lie to ourselves that is why we have the soft language. Wait never mind that was too direct. We like to participate in the escape of reality for our own mental well being and that why we have developed a mode of communication that is digestable for the faint of heart.
@QRS6662 жыл бұрын
He was just out of this world. This is just not stand up commedy. It is pure art. Imagine the work memorizing just this short bit and do it so well. Amazing
@thescramble43092 жыл бұрын
i always imagine him in the mirror working out these monologues with animation.
@SYCZ Жыл бұрын
Norm would say “people think Comedians are modern day philosophers… you know who that’s unfair to…? Modern day philosophers.”
@conformistbastard9842 Жыл бұрын
You don't have to memorize how you really feel about things lol the man wrote books and all that, he'd been doing stand up since the 60's. Of course he could remember his comedy bit, he was one of the best comedians of all time. It is just stand up comedy though, it's already considered an art form even if you suck. Nobody likes shitty comedy so of course you have to be talented to succeed. Not that that applies to anything anymore, but it used to.
@NorthernVideos-ev7jv Жыл бұрын
He may have come billed as a "comedian" but, when one
@briobrio60475 жыл бұрын
Carlin wasn’t a a comedian He was just a funny philosopher...
@Rob.N.5 жыл бұрын
Actually he was a philosophically skilled orator with comedic proficiency
@thenlnlkn5 жыл бұрын
Why not both?
@HariSeldon9135 жыл бұрын
History of the World Part 1, in ancient Rome Mel Brooks' character (Swiftus) was a stand-up philosopher.
@vishushams5 жыл бұрын
Copied comment..Plagiarism 😅
@Randomisticful5 жыл бұрын
@@Rob.N. Saw what you've done there hahahahahaha
@tonyrichengod92805 жыл бұрын
If George was alive today he'd have a FIELD DAY with what's going on currently
@MoreEvilThanYahweh5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad we never have to find out and be disappointed if he joins the PC people in the name of "fighting nazis".
@KaeYoss5 жыл бұрын
But not until he'd ask you which field you mean, or if by day you mean calendar day or from waking up till falling asleepr, or maybe sunup till sundown.
@babeakuscaesar5 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah he would
@JadeIsBunny5 жыл бұрын
@@MoreEvilThanYahweh ah yes, fighting nazis, the least noble of all causes, famously,,,
@MoreEvilThanYahweh5 жыл бұрын
@@JadeIsBunny Note the quotation marks. It's crying wolf and actually sets the clock back for progress when you call everything you don't like nazi and/or -ist.
@hughmann395226 күн бұрын
I’m almost convinced this man was a prophet. It is currently 2024 and people are saying “unalived themselves” instead of suicide.
@alara40062 жыл бұрын
0:50 “two syllables, shell shock. *Almost sounds like the guns themselves*” of course his punchlines and commentary is great, but I love his poetic writing and descriptions too.
@BrianRetro2 жыл бұрын
"Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder" Still eight syllables, but we added a hyphen!
@vasharal383 жыл бұрын
What made George so special was that he was really educated on a lot of matters. He spoke out of wisdom and made listening to it a blast. I miss this kind of comedy. Can we please have it back?
@frankbanks40142 жыл бұрын
Simply the best
@LiterallyCensoredDaily2 жыл бұрын
Sorry, only nerds, homosexuals, and third wave feminists are allowed to speak on stage now.
@vasharal382 жыл бұрын
@@LiterallyCensoredDaily There's still some good comedians now, but it's just not as open as it used to be.
@sonofagun005 жыл бұрын
My favorite word when George Carlin says it: “bullshit”...no one says it with as much passion as George did.
@Michael_Knight8233 ай бұрын
Except these days it's not "bullshit" -- it's "horse hockey"!
@JaneDoe-ym7de2 ай бұрын
Imagine if he was around to hear people say “unalived” and “graped”
@pepsyboo3 жыл бұрын
one thing I wanna point out - disabled people mostly hate "differently abled." We didn't come up with that shit, ables did. We're fucken disabled, that's a neutral term. Ableds just get so uncomfortable seeing disabled people that they feel the need to call us "differently-abled" or "handi-capable," but the issue with that is that you have to see us as less then in order to feel the need to give us a name that you think will make us feel "just as good as everyone else" about ourselves. I feel fine? I don't need special labels to like myself. What's my different-ability? The ability to have my joints sublux if I lie down on my back? The ability to... fall over & get more injured than an abled would? The ability to look pregnant when I'm not due to bloating? I'm disabled. I'm fine with that. I don't feel the need to do the things my disability disallows me to do. If you call me differently-abled, I take it as a virtue-signal.
@petergoldstein54553 жыл бұрын
Today in Germany (not 10 years ago these people did), they say "You can reach EVERY Goal, u want" to an - ALSO VIEWABLE - handicaped person. (If not, it´s your responsibility, wish) And to Persons with undiscribeable Pain, like in Paris with the Terror Attack to the surviving Friends and Husbands/Wifes: "I HAVE THE SAME PAIN AS U"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unbelieveable...the Narcissism is not killable, but also not to get under controll, like Laws would do. Sorry, but with 51 I have to say...the humans are fucked up, cause they fuck all up, they are able to. The only species, who knows Love????? Which is selfless???? WHAT??????? WWHHAATT????
@random41143 жыл бұрын
Same thing happened with latinx. We Latinos hate that fucking word. It was invited for white people to use. God i hate latinx
@pepsyboo3 жыл бұрын
@@random4114 I recently saw some discourse about this on tiktok!
@allankirk34123 жыл бұрын
@@pepsyboo You are being EXTRMELY generous to call anything spoken about on TIKTOK to be an actual discourse.
@pepsyboo3 жыл бұрын
@@allankirk3412 ok 💖 I mean, people who exist in real life also exist online, so. Maybe you’re on a bad side of TT ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Usagi3934 жыл бұрын
No joke, I have a friend who’s job title went from being a consultant to a “licensed program expert.” I immediately thought of Carlin
@braintwo33984 жыл бұрын
Wth?! Consultant fits much better! What's next psychologists are gonna become brain supporters?
@Usagi3934 жыл бұрын
@@braintwo3398 Yeah, it was really stupid. He hates writing it as his job title now. If I had met him today, and he told me he was a “licensed program expert,” I would have no freaking clue what he does for a living
@braintwo33984 жыл бұрын
@@Usagi393 the only guess is he must be a great programmer. Maybe he can program some sense to get rid of these soft words. I still say he's a consultant they're very helpful